Rachel Riley is SAVAGE | Jimmy Carr vs Rachel Riley | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Channel 4

[@eugenelim1436]

The pure nonchalance in that little shrug and the "I'm still getting paid"

[@Thawhid]

Ha

[@DavidTrejo]

😏

[@ianhill4585]

And I'll pay my tax on it........ 😁

[@julianevans9548]

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

[@Schnipps]

@@julianevans9548 holy shit, no one cares

[@andreiandrofski9426]

Jimmy's face as Rachel starts describing a maths book on comedy is one of utter disbelief and horror. Then he suddenly realizes he's about to be owned 🤣🤣

[@Tht1Gy]

Um, you realize, of course, that Jimmy is one of the writers for the show, yeah? As in, it's possible that he himself wrote that joke. Not saying that he did, just that it's possible. He, at least, was probably in the room when the joke was written...😂

[@AF-sm5rt]

@@Tht1Gy yeah we know. It's entertainment.

[@Tht1Gy]

@@AF-sm5rt Fine. But Andrei seems to have lost the thread.

[@Bai_Su_Zhen]

@@Tht1Gy I think Andrei just decided to be more fun at parties than you.

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@Tht1Gy Based on the style and structure of that particular joke, I would say you are almost certainly correct. It sounds like a Jimmy joke to me anyway 😄

[@colinbyne6940]

He dishes it out, she dishes back and it’s fantastic And you know they both love it

[@nikkorocksalot5254]

I appreciate Rachel going for the weak spot on the piñata like a pro

[@SidneyBroadshead]

Or perhaps she was thinking, "What if this was Jimmy Carr? If I had only one shot with a cosh, where would I aim?"

[@matthewrandell5055]

I hadn't finished the video yet and thought you meant that Jimmy is the weak spot on the pinata that is the cast of the show

[@samspianos]

She worked it out with a pencil

[@julianevans9548]

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

[@heldermiguelalmeida]

She should join the rest of the 'wall headbangers'.

[@justyeet2432]

the "he always looks like an accountant which is so ironic" caught me offguard now I'll have to clean my desk

[@aregesafechier]

i like how you can tell they're just having a whole lot of fun roasting eachother, wholesome.

[@MikkoRantalainen]

1:55 "... or normal. It's called normal, isn't it?" 😂

[@giantnerd14]

Always love when Suzy and Rachel fire back at Jimmy.

[@julianevans9548]

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

[@kelalia]

you do know, that ALL of that is pre-written right? those two are not comedians, so all their gags are not spontaneous banter, but learned lines. You can actually see Rachel remembering her lines. You can't win against somebody like Jimmy, who is famous for destroying hacklers, without him concenting to "being owned" prior to recording.

[@lunsmann]

@@julianevans9548 - yeah we know - you don't have to copy paste the same comment over and over again. We get it, you hate her. Now eff off while we adult here.

[@benjamingoodberlet7582]

@@kelalia ha, Jimmy probably wrote the "jimmy-insult" jokes for them to say TO him.

[@ij1376]

4:47 it is mathematically incredible that she pulled that off while on TV and with Jimmy Carr messing with her at the same time, holy moly.

[@CommodoreGreg]

That's the clip that blew me away.

[@TheGruspastej]

True, but her misuse of = hurt me.

[@dannymccrae3070]

She knows it’s wrong but it saves time

[@rygerety8384]

@@TheGruspastej My maths teacher would have a nervous breakdown is he saw that

[@kanedaku]

@@TheGruspastej They never write the final total out when showing the work.

[@nattdal88]

Knowing they're good friends irl makes this so much better

[@India.H]

Are they? I didn't know that 😂

[@erikaskeroth9720]

@@India.H She actually got to meet one of her big idols Stephen Hawking att a party at Jimmys house. Stephen Hawking and Jimmy Carr was friends.

[@simonsmith1974]

@@erikaskeroth9720 Stephen Hawking was a legend, knew how to laugh at himself

[@erikaskeroth9720]

@@simonsmith1974 Yes he truly was a legend of our time. I remember when I had read one of his books, I remember that for about five minutes I understood the whole thing. But after just a few minutes later, when I started something else, I couldn't grasp the concept anymore. I don't understand how he could have all the concepts and theories in his brain with the limitations he had. He had a brilliant mind and was truly a unique and great thinker. And as you say, he had a good sense of humor and self-distancing. Just look at when he was in The Simpsons. He had no problem making jokes about himself even though he probably didn't have the easiest life.

[@simonsmith1974]

@@erikaskeroth9720 he was also on the Big Bang Theory several times. The cast were genuinely gutted when he died. Truly a gifted and extraordinarily clever guy. I've not read any of his stuff because my brain gets fried thinking too much as it is lol.

[@RogueCylon]

Her ability on that 462 problem were exceptional.

[@mezmerizer0266]

The banter between these two was my favorite part of the show.

[@CamMcGinn1981]

"Testifying against someone I've worked with" I think I nearly lost all bladder and bowel control from laughing at that.

[@narcisjunior8013]

She is just an amazing woman...Smart beautiful and great sense of humor...Wish all the crew the best

[@julianevans9548]

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

[@NeroAngelo616]

sssimp

[@vangledosh]

Not the best dancer, but not everyone can be perfect😂

[@RL-]

​@@julianevans9548 instead of spamming this on multiple videos, why not get a job?

[@morfy2581]

​@@xahstdelete your comment, not a single sentence you wrote has any worth

[@colnag2158]

That testifying joke is as funny as it is dark, which is to say, very 😅

[@buckosoft]

That is one of my favorite things she's ever said.

[@marzadky4934]

Make me read between the line ..... It takes years and then we will come back to this statement and say, "she told us so."

[@Dave-jm3zf]

@@marzadky4934 That is what I was just thinking, maybe Racheal is telling us something. Imagine what that set is like when the cameras are off, the deleted scenes would be gold. If this is what they air, think about the "too rude for telly" scenes. For example there are lots of comments that say Jimmys stand up is a lot worse/better live, than what they show on the dvds or where ever it is released now lol. To be clear this is one of the funniest shows around imo, plus learning 🤣

[@davidslater1811]

​@@Dave-jm3zf yeah Jimmy's shows often devolve into pure shock comedy with one-liners that would never be safe for TV

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

​@davidslater1811 I think all comedians are like that though, Russel Howard is an angel on tv (unless you watch the too hot for tv bits of mock the week) but he's absolute filth when he's on tour lol

[@marksapollo]

Ahh Sean. Miss him 😢 one of the best shows on TV, it was a great idea to let comedians run Countdown.

[@timq6224]

that's a challenging wank

[@TaylorTrask]

It’s the best version of Countdown. And it’s something the US can never replicate successfully which makes it even better.

[@Lreclusa]

​@@TaylorTrask Hey! That's only because our comedians are shit.

[@theguardian308]

uS versions are horrible. The UK office was hilarious, South Korean the good doctor was beautiful to watch. American shows are about being nasty to people

[@goliath_red1102]

2:07 “I’m still getting paid” 😂😂😂

[@web4639]

Doesn't matter, got checks.

[@stevechamberlain5583]

She really is jaw-droppingly beautiful

[@JmDGamez]

“Still getting paid 💅” 😂😂

[@kprnr7140]

What's the chances of being born stunning and a genius?

[@web4639]

Rachel could calculate that for you.

[@GooseHammer42]

and then we saw her dance ;p

[@NorseAtheist]

@@GooseHammer42 An acceptable trade-off.

[@refluxcatalyst7190]

And being a Russian supporter? not that impressive.

[@ankyfire]

@@refluxcatalyst7190 where did you get that she's a Russian supporter? On her Twitter she literally posted a charity for Ukraine

[@adamj.cuthbert7528]

At 6:54: "Did I apply? Was it on a notice board?" - I don't know why, but I found that really funny.

[@g555ulgra4]

I love when they tell you joke, at first you don't understand or confuse but as soon they finished their joke it all make sense.

[@willdenoble1898]

4:00 “Only one time” broke me 😂😂😂

[@georgemacpherson1992]

The 8 out of 10 Cats version is a lot better than the non celebrity one. It has been for years now.

[@mattbowyer6865]

And better than 8 Out Of 10 Cats

[@jamest6655]

Babe wake up a new Cats Does Countdown video dropped

[@bryanmedina6196]

Olo

[@andrew7taylor]

Don't worry, you've already seen it with a different title!

[@tristanpatterson3843]

That first roast was so good. The kind of thing that you will never see on US TV. I love you Britain, nobody is above ridicule.

[@Tuckerstudios51224]

4:58 That cut is way too funny out of context

[@lovelywaz]

And here I thought after seeing the thumbnail, we FINALLY got compilations of all the time Rachel fails at math and Jimmy tells her, "but this is your only job Rachel". 🤨🤨🤨

[@danimayb]

She's never failed lol. Sometimes takes a bit longer if it's a tough work out, And the only time she doesn't get the answer is if it can't be done and get's to the closest.

[@matthewrandell5055]

has she failed?

[@lovelywaz]

@@danimayb yeah, if you don't do it within the 30 secs timer (she gets even more time since Jimmy goes thru others first) then it is a "failure" and Jimmy even tells her sometimes oh, the answer you were suppose to get a while ago? When she finally gets it done. It has happened only "few" times tho.

[@danimayb]

@@lovelywaz It's happened on the the normal countdown, The timer doesn't actually count for her lol She just needs to get an answer and then show it if A: No contestant got it, And B: if no one did it her way. Jimmy is just joking cause it's comedy you know :)

[@timq6224]

the compilation you seek would be about 2 minutes long...

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Savagely gorgeous, intelligent, and charming.

[@jasonmackey6741]

I know you can’t be referring to Jimmy. Haha I do have a bit of a crush on Rachel.

[@SidneyBroadshead]

Just imagine if Susie Dent and Rachael Riley were the same age and came on at roughly the same time. Schoolyard discussions on who's hottest or who's your favorite would be a lot closer run.

[@elbruces]

Incredibly attractive, brilliant, accomplished, TV personality and comedienne... she's like the perfect woman. And yet somehow it's impossible to be jealous of her, because she's also just plain *cool.*

[@mfl3500]

At 6:10 that guys white teeth reminded me of Ross from Friends - insanely white 🤣

[@ricksimon9867]

It is quite obvious that Rachel is told in advance what Jimmy will ask her so that she can come up with clever replies in advance. But with Suzie, I think there is a chance that her replies are actually spontaneous.

[@ravex24]

@weibo coiu I know a lot of numbers as well. Have you met 24? Super nice guy.

[@vink6163]

They're all told in advance most of the time, otherwise it would lead to a very boring show if they just answered "umm I don't know" all the time

[@ricksimon9867]

@@vink6163 What? No. They are comedians. They can pick up a joke an run with it.

[@fatherofdragons4880]

@weibo coiu how many exactly? Lmao

[@vink6163]

@@ricksimon9867 Of course but if you watch enough of the show you can see they always have a quick answer for the pre-prepared questions so clearly they've been given time to think about it, then they riff off each other after that. "Loosely scripted" is the term.

[@AndrewSunada]

I have no idea who this woman is and I'm already a massive fan! I love her confidence and how it seems like she's going at it with Jimmy car

[@kelalia]

you do know, that ALL of that is pre-written right? those rachel is not a comedian, so all her gags are not spontaneous banter, but learned lines. You can actually see Rachel remembering her lines. You can't win against somebody like Jimmy, who is famous for destroying hacklers, without him concenting to "being owned" prior to recording.

[@Aryasvitkona]

​@@kelaliaI think some of her retorts are off the cuff. The book one was definitely prewritten though.

[@benjamingoodberlet7582]

...the Stephen hawking joke was golden...great set-up and twist to use the same name twice...(chef's kiss)

[@bishbosh4815]

That first one sounds like an actual maths exam question 😂

[@emiliehallingstad4671]

Haha, yeah!! It does actually.

[@mawortz]

She really does tick all the boxes

[@DrewishAF]

All I can think of is Jimmy's comment on Shrek being Wayne Rooney's best films 🤣😂

[@applejuice5272]

2:53 Rachel's expression! lol

[@vy1134]

6:38 I had to pause and check if the host has changed but the kept the voice..LOL

[@MrAkarie]

Rachel is amazing! Lol you can tell they both had fun doing these bits lol

[@deusvultpictures6550]

Rachel was, and still probably is one of my dream girls

[@CrippleX89]

Judging by the comments under a lot of these videos, you're not alone

[@nb4273]

She’s clapped now

[@deusvultpictures6550]

@@nb4273 Aye, got baggage now and all

[@TheSkunkyMonk]

I mean she's hot as hell but could you really settle down with a Tory?

[@SvobodovaEva]

@@deusvultpictures6550 Yeah as if she'd ever consider you 😂

[@JoelMurphy77]

The mini clones are my favorite Cats Does Countdown gag of all time.

[@traida111]

she is great, could listen to her all day

[@reneroo277]

She's hilarious. She roasts Jimmy 🤣

[@dwjones326ify]

That "Ann Robinson" crack was legit shade... I approve whole-heartedly

[@SanjayFGeorge]

I can't believe I have never seen or heard of Rachel Riley before this video. What a gorgeous, fun, intelligent and attractive woman 💕

[@zapkvr]

The really fun bit is she calls herself jewish. Yeah she's not too bright. I'd still hit it

[@victorzarenin9286]

Just to clarify: perfect description of a Russian bath house. Pickles and vodka.

[@grahamwarford5452]

He's never gunna let the dancing go. ever .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@johnsmith-ub7vr]

Beautiful,smart,and a great sense of humour what more could you ask for.

[@shona5512]

The ability to dance?

[@johnsmith-ub7vr]

@@shona5512 I can't dance either so it doesn't to me.

[@nvcn86]

better don't google her shit twitter takes then.

[@DrippyWaffler]

Better politics lmao

[@bigmaxy07]

“You should know a man like you Jummy…..” Baited.

[@rrssmooth6643]

Rachel has a great sense of humour.

[@solidmoon8266]

I love how britsh humor is less censored then North American

[@waynemarvin5661]

Yeah, without the ride words, how are we supposed to know that something is funny?

[@josephsalmonte4995]

@@waynemarvin5661 grow up mate.

[@rogerreverence4737]

I think we can all agree the americans don't have a sense of humour.....oh wait...they have biden

[@scandinerdian1961]

I f***in needed that today. Makes me think "life isn't all that serious"😂

[@siclucealucks]

For the topologists - Harry Ball Theorem - Comedy in its most mathematical form

[@KaligarPrimus]

Love Rachel, she can take it as well as dish it right back out.

[@syoudipta]

It's hard even for me to imagine how difficult her job is, to come up with the calculation every time with random numbers on the spot, and I know a lot of numbers.

[@roadie3124]

I know a lot of numbers too, but there weren't as many numbers when I was young.

[@ella6547]

@@roadie3124 I only know 2 numbers, 0 and 1. And I'm not 100% certain 0 counts.

[@roadie3124]

@@ella6547 Zero is very important. We couldn't have advanced maths without zero.

[@RichardX1]

But can she tell whether or not something is numberwang?

[@syoudipta]

@@ella6547 You are a human and not a computer, right?

[@kurt6230]

Jimmy is just teasing Rachel. She dances just fine.

[@VinnieG-]

that math problem Rachel solves in 1 minute would take me 4 years

[@neilgerace355]

1:05 Jimmy'll fix it!

[@timq6224]

omg -- that cameo of rosie jones at the end of the channel 4 plug -- LOL fr

[@ricksharpe7169]

i do love a woman who can give as good as she gets. brains and beauty watch your job jimmy lol

[@Phi1618033]

Rachel Riley is a perfect woman. Not only is she physically perfect, she is also very smart and has a great sense of humor.

[@pseudonayme7717]

She votes tory, so none of those things is really true 😛 Well, maybe I have to concede on the body part but the rest, no.😆

[@crossingthechannel4631]

She is an Israeli apologist.

[@rpminc4029]

You mean she voted similar to most of the country?

[@Phi1618033]

@@pseudonayme7717 Don't ruin this for me.

[@Fuzcapp]

To quote the Beatles ... "I'm in love for the first time ..."

[@BarriosGroupie]

I feel so privileged to relax with a nice coffee and gawp at someone so genetically superior to me.

[@JackHeathWriter]

People will forgive Jimmy Carr for just about anything... because Rachael destroys him so thoroughly and so often that it would feel mean to join in.

[@galaxiedance3135]

You British people have the best shows! Here in Canada, it's as if they want you to fall asleep! Even though your cheeks are kind of big in Britan... you guys are hilarious! :) Love the show!

[@thecommonsenseconservative5576]

Dude red green was awesome

[@gillesz7537]

This is a parody of the real countdown, you can have the boring one too in UK if you want

[@winchester92stevebrook44]

Very beautiful, very clever, and a lovely sense of humour, delightful young lady.

[@bigmingus8049]

Jimmy took the strong hair joke to heart

[@Dave-jm3zf]

I have noticed Jimmy can give a lot of insults, but he can't always take it.

[@sparksbakery]

I had to get pen and paper and work that out in the first clip😂

[@fearsfiltered]

You cut out the bit where Jimmy is saying he is a stickler for the rules and likes getting it in 30 seconds. And Rachel responding with ya we've all met Karoline. That was one of the best come backs she has ever had. Or the Saves on the VAT you'd know all about that Jimmy line.

[@samiraperi467]

5:24 Not even the only way. (25+8)*(3*5-1)=33*14=462. Multiply by one if the extra 1 bothers you.

[@LazyLinx]

"She has the math skills of Stephen Hawking and the dancing skills of Stephen Hawking"

[@Cerbeh]

Jimmy Carr making a joke about Rooney's hair transplant has aged like milk!

[@inazonitobe737]

He[s never make a joke he wouldn't laugh at when made at him.

[@TWFydGlu]

That's cheese, isn't it?

[@Karajorma]

@@inazonitobe737 Yeah, when someone burns him, he's always the one who laughs the hardest. It makes how nasty the jokes he makes about the others easy to accept cause you know he doesn't mind being the but of the joke himself.

[@ZesPak]

@@Karajorma the way he handled the whole tax evasion "scandal" was textbook perfect. Don't be uptight about it, don't sweep it under the rug. Put his hands up "I've been caught, let's have a good laugh at my expense".

[@pauls3075]

Rachael: In 10 years I'll probably be testifying against someone I worked with. I didn't know she worked with Philip Schofield?

[@cd-xr3gy]

Dont think she is Phils type!!!

[@fancypig]

Channel 4 really does put out some of the best TV

[@danielcorfield4096]

That blokes teeth are way whiter and bigger than Jimmy's😂😂😂

[@embisonjones4996]

Beauty and brains are a very dangerous combination 😍😍😍

[@MyNameIsBucket]

4:52 8 to the 3rd power is 512, 1 plus 1 is two, 25 times 2 is 50, 512 minus 50 is 462.

[@NSYresearch]

Jimmy Carr and Glen Quagmire..... never seen in the same room..... gigaty

[@patrickkelly7085]

You are right ill think of Glen every time I see Jimmy.

[@vorbis4860]

Rachel just always comes across as a lovely human.

[@julianevans9548]

Never forget that when Boris was elected, Rachel tweeted 'Thank you, Britain'. Tory.

[@vorbis4860]

@@julianevans9548 I don't care. They're not all evil.

[@carlisroy6666]

@@julianevans9548 Get over it.

[@aytac007]

she is adorable

[@Andres64B]

God I wish we could have grown up comedy like this in the US.

[@PieterBreda]

If you cross smart and gorgeous and witty, you've got a winning combination.

[@thedude6043]

I love Rachel but Sweet Baby Jesus this made me miss Sean.

[@gicking3898]

2024 now....love the compilations. Used to binge watch this show , then Sean passed away and I haven't quite enjoyed it as much tbh. But the compilations are great. I'm just rambling....

[@GenFalcon]

She's incredible

[@izjusme9504]

There is one person in the world who I would not want to get into an insult battle with, it's Rachel Riley.

[@qwertyTRiG]

Most of her insults are in the intros, which is clearly mostly scripted. (Jimmy often asks a question which leads smoothly into someone's prepared bit.) Rachel's not a comedian. But she can hold her own, including in the later bits of the show, which are not scripted.

[@VipersNest]

She's great ♥️

[@X2yt]

Its funny how throughout the show Rachel doesn't seem to age much, but Jimmy turned from plastic man to man made of half-melted wax.

[@rhyssanders9122]

I don't simp often at all, but she's literally like the perfect woman lol

[@SolPhantasmagoria]

_No, no, no, I think every man and woman would agree with you. She is an easy 10/10 and also, we'd be so lucky, lol!_

[@warrenphillips69]

When I was young I wanted a Riley Reed. Now that I'm older it's Rachel Riley.

[@crossingthechannel4631]

Do you support Israel ? In that case, she is the perfect woman for you. Awful woman

[@tad6389]

Someone pointed out to me she has a lazy eye and now I can't unsee it

[@Timujen]

@@tad6389 why would you do this to me

[@laurencetua4520]

The "erk" 😆

[@Wrathlon]

I love that the women on the show are super smart.

[@winstonchurchhill3264]

Rip Sean ! Very funny man !!!

[@zdspider6778]

7:25 The janitor looking at Rachel: 😐

[@DanielWilliamIronside]

Technically she lost to a memory question...

[@nicholascrow8133]

Bit off topic, but thoughts with Rhod Gilbert, hope you get better soon mate

[@patrickkelly7085]

Yes he is a verry funny man.

[@alanlawrence2954]

Rachel has brains and brawn... She killed that donkey on a string... and destroyed Jimmy in a one-upmanship duel.

[@rustikloaf]

Rachel here 0:28 has a go at explaining the science behind working around Israel's Iron Dome

[@mikerochburns4104]

Jimmy's new face. 🤣🤣

[@aidanmullard8508]

6:15 the Australian version is called knuckles and you put one hand each together in a closed fist and wack the top of the other persons hand. So the sane but ours hurts more