Cheap Indians and Greedy Chinese

Hilarious Russell Peters Clip

[@tannermeyers]

Man!!! Russel nails the Hong Kong Chinese accent/cheap salesman perfectly!!!

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

He is really good, THIS is how we used to laugh at each other, nothing really racist just gentle fun

[@ednise69]

I miss those days😔

[@DontSleepOnEm]

Judging by the comment section, people appreciate honest relatable comedy. Political Correctness is poison.

[@goodrose4734]

Only if done right

[@shaggydawg5419]

That English with Cantonese accent is scarily on point!

[@AdityaSingh-gb2lk]

This dude is embarrassingly accurate.

[@Trapinnewyork44]

Noooooooo noooooooooo

[@pavitrakumar7890]

Nooooooo nooooooo

[@AdityaSingh-gb2lk]

@@pavitrakumar7890 exactly 😂😂

[@jodeytailor7462]

Thsts why ppl dont like him.

[@jodeytailor7462]

Thats why they wont listen to him

[@World-birder]

i am chinese too, i'm in china, it's hard to get on youtube here, but i tried my best to only to watch Russell Peters, he's sooo freakin' funny.

[@morgoth1946]

But u r Persian lover😂

[@antonioalbul00]

Hope you are still active man, I know you guys have a hard time getting internet there

[@KING-ri2vs]

Our dear persianlover was executed coz he illegally watched KZbin in China 😔

[@MOON23SHADOW]

Be a man

[@MRBlack01234]

Why

[@kevinl6231]

Yup. The Chinese thing is spot on😶.

[@riceburnerbiker1483]

They negotiate everything!

[@michaelpreston233]

Absolute Truth !

[@histephenson007]

So is the Indian thing

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@histephenson007 most (southeast) Asian countries bargain as well.

[@sarsaparillasunset3873]

"Pacific Mall"... LOL. Like how all the Chinese seafood restaurants have the word King, Dynasty, or Imperial in them.

[@faybelle2991]

I ate at the Imperial King Dynasty 888 just last week!!!

[@rayfinkle9369]

Yeah in the US. In Chinese markets you walk away and the price goes down every step you take. lol

[@rayfinkle9369]

@Johnny Pharellex Go to the Temple Street Night Market in Tsim Sha Tsui... or cross into Shenzhen and see for yourself how hard they try to sell you anything. I bet you've never even been to China. lol

[@zhongmingzhao101]

Justin Wong Peter Russell is impersonating Cantonese speaking Chinese. And idk if you ever been to Pacific mall, that place is filled with your so called Hongkong People.

[@gpl992]

lmao thats pretty funny

[@mekelreen9869]

Worked for a Chinese man, served Indian customers, this is spot on.

[@connorho8115]

I recommend do not eat food while watching his show. I almost choked myself bursting up laughing so hard. Lol

[@juliesngh]

I have watched his repeat shows multiple times! It never gets boring! Hes too good...doesnt even need to try!

[@mellowsoplays2518]

I laughed so hard man , that was great comedy thanks !

[@shielajarvis8977]

If we could all just get along! This guy is hilarious.

[@scottleft3672]

It's pretty funny though....his Hong Kong accent is spot on.

[@mottahead6464]

Great video. Great comedian.

[@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423]

Copper wire was invented in India ... By two hindu's fighting over a penny !!!!

[@rauljuarez3884]

😂😂😂😂

[@savannah6206]

Hahaha that was really funny 👍

[@leorocko2843]

Haha haha that's a good one dude

[@dzaster3434]

The original joke was two Jews fighting over a penny.

[@colinremmer2417]

Heard that was two Yorkshiremen

[@pahari75]

One of his initial videos which were instrumental in making him mega famous.

[@lady8542]

SPOT ON laughing my head off.

[@freddiemontanez8461]

NAMASTE, you are hilarious 😂. you are accurately right.

[@jackmullinax4015]

What uou foung

[@Hugatree1]

This is so right on. Even in 2019!

[@vespasian1695]

So I worked construction for my cousin during the summer every year, and I swear whenever I go to an Indian customer I think of Russel rather then arguing with them I just deal with it

[@koof1776]

Excellent~

[@digdeep0169]

Russell is fricken Hilarious!!

[@jiradejkong-ngern4692]

what he say it very much true :)

[@joshwarren7569]

I love you're videos bhai!! :) alvida

[@rickywirapatria8973]

Daaaamn true..!! 😂😂👍🏽

[@dontrustwhiteyevery1]

Can joke like this in 2019. Miss the Good old days.

[@ujalasahri]

Excellent

[@simmonslack9088]

Talented.

[@dzaster3434]

His Asian accent is impeccable. Love it.

[@icub4ucstr8]

He funny guy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leesteal4458]

Russell is really talented.

[@thetexasoutlaws]

All time greatest!!

[@ss8512]

As a service worker yeah indians are like that lol middle eastern people to.

[@TheHema5sadek]

One second i talk to my wife "Tomlaa Sen seneken to waaaaaa"

[@007sharmaanil]

guys.... take it sportingly.... he talks about races but still. not a racist... he's got great sense of humour..... Enjoy... thats uncommon for a Canadian of indian origin..... lol

[@bencollins51]

Can a white person do the same jokes?

[@zeekhan1434]

@@bencollins51 Can't - they don't have that deep insight of cultures.

[@bencollins51]

@@zeekhan1434 you stupid?

[@nickinurse6433]

Who are you talking to? There isn't one comment where anyone was offended

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

THIS is how we used to be, making fun of each other, we all KNOW it is generalized and not everyone is like that but thats what makes it funny, when you can say 'I recognize that' no matter where your from or where you live

[@Martin_Karia]

This joke about the dad always kills me 😂😂😂

[@desireeh2461]

I’m Chinese and I’m dying laughing watching this. You know he’s a successful comedian when whoever he’s making jokes about, they are not offended, instead they laugh their asses off.

[@elp1246]

FUNNY DUDE! Subscribed.

[@vanshshangari8609]

His original channel is Russell Peters

[@scottyh8494]

So good.

[@TheSubwaysurfer]

I went to another Chinese barber on west 48 street off six Avenue in NYC called MR OH I was I formed by the brothers that MR OH could really do a dybamite job on your hair but you'd BETTER tip him So I went to MR OH a couple of times and tipped him and the legends were true he did a fantastic job and was very fast too. Then one day I made the mistake and didn't tip him. i figured that o was a loyal customer by now and he would understand. The next time I came in he seemed different. not as friendly or fast. when i got out a his chair it was the worst haircut of my life. i came back the following week tipped him and all was right with the world again.

[@shivangimodirak8125]

I laughed my ass off😁😁

[@schnikta1991]

damn, you feel that strongly over someone else haircut????um, ok then......

[@atlasshrugged2u]

@@blazayblazay8888 Aww he's just tellin a story dude, it's *his* experience Here's another "stereotype" ...why Black people always gotta add the racial shit... Riddle me that? He went to the guy because the guy was good. Period. enjoy it, or move on

[@atlasshrugged2u]

@@schnikta1991 Exactly!

[@blazayblazay8888]

T Davis enjoy these nuts

[@patricemarie2960]

LOL ..... GOOD STUFF!

[@pennypincher7383]

I couldn't agree more! 🤣👍👏

[@bartenderzzz]

Fukn hilarious. 2019

[@chakralheart9814]

The Chinese salesman/vendor is SSSOOOO dramatic 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alvarez321]

Lmfao. This is wayy too accurate.

[@kneedeepinbluebells5538]

Fast Forward A Dozen Years ... I Really MISS Comedy :_(

[@Trapinnewyork44]

HEY....... be a man

[@hcadambi1]

Hilarious!

[@kenc.d8200]

Russell Peters cool comedian .

[@angadskate28]

You say "ay"

[@chancemholton6611]

Good job

[@talk2s5061X]

Classic

[@meggtokyodelicious]

hilarious! its soooooooo true!

[@terrywickham781]

great video, no bad language. Isn't it amazing, a comedian can make people laugh just using normal clean language! Thanks for this video.

[@nayhosong]

You have to see live,lots of swearing.

[@yellooh]

Amazing how funny

[@mcyooyo9217]

Pure truth

[@nessag.8252]

Dying🤣...👌

[@brikenni]

Your so funny!

[@ShadyAJ]

We effin love the cheap brown shade

[@violetlove1893]

I love Russell Peters. He is amazing comedian. His family must be proud. You are hilarious, Russell! Keep making me laugh. U might not believe it but it helps my depression when I listen to you. God bless you

[@wayneosher6673]

This is funneee!

[@thegoat9320]

Damn he's on point!

[@carlostorres8771]

Hi baby

[@LordAzure2504]

lmao

[@billbo1852]

He is very funny made. Me laugh

[@gorillamane13]

billbo1852 YES He made billibo laugh 😎🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[@JackSparrow-wn1on]

ha ha ha Russell Peters literally breaks race barriers 😂😂😂

[@kimsung8942]

Best joke ever

[@qianqianpan]

be a man! do the right thing!=)

[@luckygoldfish5331]

It's true! I worked in a retail store for a few years were it was heavily populated with Indian people. I would either get the very sweet and generous or the very rude and penny pincher. One time a guy tried to tell me that we had a sign outside that was a different price from what was ringing up. I couldn't find it or see it and he still wanted me to give him the discount 😂. Another time I had a guy ask me what I can do for him about taking money off the cigarettes he wanted. I told him nothing or he can buy cheaper smokes.... didn't like that very much. Gotta give it to them, have no shame in asking for money off.

[@prowireless]

Lucky GoldFish I haven’t met the sweet and generous one yet

[@uddamkumarrr]

I died laughing my ass off....lol.

[@Yesu44]

My very sec job as a teenager was working at ice place owned by Asian man. He said *_you give too much ice cream. You keep doing that I'll run out of business tomorrow._* Who knew there was a technique to scooping ice cream. Needless to say, I quit that very same day I started 😩😩.

[@Wafaloo]

just curious why he wanted to buy a purse in the first place...

[@violetlove1893]

For his woman, mom, or sister

[@TheSubwaysurfer]

I went to Chinese barber once who advertised haircuts for 6 dollars. I jumped at the price. when he finished I jumped out a his chair handed him the 6 dollars and headed for the door. He stopped me by asking YOU NO LIKE HAIRCIT? WHERE TIP?? I said I did like the haircut but you said it was 6 dollars. HAIRCUT 6 DOLLAR TIP SEPARATE when the smoke cleared he had 10 dollars in his hand EXACTLY the price I'd pay for a normal haircut anywhere else

[@MrValy128]

Accurate looll

[@vivalasvegas2090]

Its 100 % true

[@SudeepBheemireddy]

Indians don't tip is what the waiters say. Yes, it is True. But, Some Indians tip a lot. Those will find it hard enjoying this kind of a Show. Very talented Russell !

[@BruceWayne-gm6ed]

Never in my life of being a waiter did these cheap bastards ever over tip.

[@leiladekwatro3147]

Jesus christ that sounded like some legit cantonese

[@gmoney2103]

Its spot on the $

[@mystupidusername101]

i love this!! n im Nepalese close to Indian n i lovee it so true

[@rickysingh1990]

You are so pretty

[@florenceward6954]

It’s better said when it’s said by the right person Hahahaha

[@hishamabdulwahab2164]

🤣🤣🤣

[@freedom2918]

Groupon or taste card?

[@brandenimhoff2713]

Taykeitango. Taykeit... ...ango.

[@abigailpoppins6183]

7 stars to pacific mall. ¬

[@jpgrumbach8562]

Russell peters always gives the impression of disliking indians.

[@daphney119]

Russell sorta looks like Ted from How I met your mother

[@f1nesave]

I once walked in a milk bar run by chinese on a 40 degree celcius day mouth parched and the owner refused to sell me a drink of water because I was 5 cents short.

[@hizboo7670]

Wow there a different spieces

[@unarcher2630]

He probably thought u were acting entitled

[@DarkMirria1]

Milk Bars are a real thing?!

[@michaelpreston233]

''' 3.50 !''

[@btooleez]

a very humo(u)rous guy -- always felt that Chinese & Jews were "funny about money" but not nec'ly cheap, so I'm grateful to Mr. Peters for setting the record straight / ! /

[@dcllaw677]

I tried to represent two Indian clients They are former clients. Draw your own conclusions.

[@miguelsilva-xd7cr]

😁😁

[@MariaCortez-ge3tb]

😂😂

[@JiaPRiX]

STOP COUNTING IDC WHAT # u are... 26th.

[@enigmastewart9712]

Hey be. Man

[@ronaldbrown4678]

He got them Chinese people on the money

[@chuckwilburn1298]

Once in the letter a Chinese man told me you come back please I give you very good price

[@genesishp1738]

Hahahah

[@universalaw894corners2]

Lmao

[@jusappia1580]

😄

[@MrHarryc727]

In real estate sales we where toold to not sale Patel... Lol

[@sandrasmith6963]

Reverse the title.😆

[@ShakespeareCafe]

What Ricky Roma said

[@sectorxxivc7628]

Yes , loved that quote. Scene and Movie.