Child Protective Services But For Houseplants

[@itsavlife]

My wife killed a cactus....the Arizona dessert is more nurturing than my wife was....

[@georgieeve2026]

😅

[@youreokay7888]

*desert

[@georgieeve2026]

@@youreokay7888 *You're

[@youreokay7888]

@@georgieeve2026 *George

[@presleymitchell5360]

Exactly

[@victorstatz4232]

“I’m fine I’ll chew on my breath” 😂😂

[@ntme9]

I'ma use that one 😂

[@jsusna1972]

She had me at Officer Ficus. Then the anonymous tip from Josh! Too funny.

[@kelleychilton2524]

You know it's not going to end well when Officer Ficus is involved. 😂🤣

[@happymarshmallow9628]

Nikki has the most unique ideas for her videos!!!!

[@lucone2937]

You don't want to see when Nikki gets angry...

[@rodrigovm]

ill cop to that\

[@robertfinch1658]

All based on reality.

[@pranavps851]

"....received anonymous tip from your bf Josh" I don't know if it was intentional, but it was funny

[@Teddycastro615]

Didn't even notice that until you mentioned it

[@anitano8308]

It's safe to say it was intentional..

[@tuftoro7111]

Nikki Howard is the best female comedian EVER!!!

[@vladchan]

I love the Lt. Columbo-ian "Just one more thing" just when the houseplant cops are almost out the door and the perp thinks she is off the hook....

[@moek8924]

Ficus' facial expressions were it for me.

[@tigercat73]

This chic is one of the best actresses around no doubt about it. Her personality is awesome and her facial expression are hilarious.

[@jamicl2580]

"I'll chew on my breath" 🤣😂💀

[@dedicationrush7038]

Nikki's facial expressions and acting is totally 10/10

[@kaushikdas47]

Those facial expressions. 😂😂

[@andysiebert31]

"I'll just chew on my breath" LMAO

[@maxd3028]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂 the officer cracked me up 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@Robbie_S]

Watering my plants with perfect PH water right now..Nikki scared me 😭😂

[@uncletharms9603]

You got it buddy, Perfect PH with a ppm meter

[@MR-nl8xr]

Yea, tell me the number without google searching it then o.O

[@isnotnt2834]

​@@MR-nl8xr you got him

[@growthzack9542]

Nikki is a genius. The other actors are also spectacular

[@SavvyMuhon]

Dammit, Ficus!

[@bigollovebug]

My man asking for a peach snapple like we hand those out to coppers lol

[@tyreemilon9022]

There's a large part of me that wishes just this it was a short series😂

[@BrokeAgain]

nah this is better

[@tyreemilon9022]

@@BrokeAgainU right.

[@kowloonbroadcast]

damn, Nikki’s facial expressions are totally what I am here for.

[@jamesseelye1866]

Guy's a regular Ole, Bob Ross. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aquamarine99911]

"One last question" just as she's turning to leave. Whoever did Nikki get that from? lol Another masterpiece.

[@donniehollingsworth1611]

Just missing the raincoat, glass eye and cheap cigar

[@jimmyjams962]

And the award for Most Original (and well-executed) Concept goes to...

[@adhi.kusumo]

This is not CPS, This is real life HOA 😭😭😭

[@cantatanoir6850]

This is some kind of absurdist comedy. Monty Python element.

[@DonnieDin]

Just watered my plants with Fiji water and apologized to them for the neglect.

[@veronicajiya5668]

😂😂😂😂😂anonymous tip from your ex-boyfriend Josh😂😂😂😂caught me off guard however expected. Amazing 😂😂

[@jasmineryelle3472]

"Anonymous" tip from Josh 😂

[@ADBorrego]

How does Nikki not have her own show on Netflix???

[@andysiebert31]

actually that's a really good idea

[@Butcho22]

@@andysiebert31 Nah. Netflix is where comedy goes to die because they're so worried about offending someone.

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

They’d probably screw her over!

[@ammo9599]

Nikki's grimace when the door opens had me cracking up

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

Uber-cray-cray Nikki strikes again! Love her!!!

[@CosmicBrain21]

We got a peace Lilly in our living room. Every few months it looks like it’s about to die, so we water it and just about save it. I feel like such a horrible person for making that plant continuously think that it’s about to die only to be brought back, and repeat.

[@unitedgearworks9660]

what a queen

[@45coopaloop]

Top notch stuff Nikki :) Thanks for brightening all of our lives with your great vids!

[@kaoushik11]

Nikki doesn’t disappoint!

[@theprecipiceofreason]

so incredibly specific but so unfornately common - just like a laranorda episode

[@re_reem]

His name is Ficus!!! I can't even...

[@alfajanuary30]

"Im gonna need a bus" 😂 nasty Nikki👍

[@AvivaSingsOut]

I'm scared they're coming for me next - those bedroom plants looked halfway decent to me! Revivable for sure!

[@joliemartinezbrenis5114]

Nikki, first of all you, Brent, Ryan Long and JP Sears are my favorite comedians. Thank you! 2nd of all my friend of 5 years and boyfriend of around 2 weeks cheated on me 5 days ago. I have vowed that he and his Sancho cannot bring me down. Thanks for making me laugh!

[@twisties12345]

" your boyfriend is a painter...painted quite a picture.." lmao classic ! great vid

[@TurtleSensei1]

Thanks for fixing the subs color! Definitely easier to read now. And great job!

[@wherami]

This was spot on

[@advance512]

This was a really great one, very original and enjoyable!

[@BootsiesM0M]

Great job Nikki, as always 😂

[@Hippienolic2]

Reminds me of that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where the old lady rescues the plant from Larry

[@petedazer3381]

You killed it!

[@brolic600lt]

This was amazing

[@theminimalistninja]

This was soooo good!!! :)

[@johnmcdonald5998]

Well done!😂

[@alexgauthier7740]

Thank you for your service!

[@wharris123184]

Officer Ficus is just a big ol’ Adam Ray of sunshine! 😅 I’ll see myself out…

[@eqs1782]

This was great 🤣🤣🤣

[@jim6070]

Nicely done!

[@mayhewfisher62]

"doing this for 35 years" have to admit this cut a little close to the bone. I meet my plants' basic needs, nothing fancy, all legal. They scream a little when I take a cutting, but it's good for them.

[@abdul-kabiralegbe5660]

That last sentence.😂😂

[@blueanima8623]

This is absolute gold lmao

[@robertacosta7586]

Dam they were really good actors

[@commencethebeat8129]

Loved it, hope you 2 keep acting together, hilarious!! :D

[@sailaab]

You dit the bill soooo purfectly

[@nearby222]

Yo this is so creative lmao.

[@veronicajiya5668]

😂😂😂😂😂the gaging and I'm gonna need a bus😂😂😂

[@maciejpietrak3566]

Better than those relationship videos, can't wait for more ! Keep up ;)

[@gafaicheng]

Love Nikki's over the top facial expressions!

[@ElijahOyekunle]

The police chuckle at 0:41 😀

[@AshleysCamera]

This is absolutely hilarious. Sent it to all my friends that kill their plants.

[@abdul-kabiralegbe5660]

Why did you tip them off? Now they're going to hide the bodies. 😂

[@edition-deluxe]

They do look wilted af. Y'all dry those out for this video or do I need to actually call CPS??

[@adrianolima6142]

this is amazing, thanks!!

[@BlakAttk]

This fits right into the Collegehumor plant serial killer universe 😂

[@TheDorkle]

Officer ficus will chew on his breath. Good work! 🤘🏼😂

[@simonovie1253]

"Josh" 😅😅 so anonymous 😂😂😂

[@MisterBrowning]

oh god, the walls are closing in on me, i knew that Mr Cactus the third's death would eventually catch up to me

[@trikk9964]

... you are fantastic, Nikki!

[@deckard5pegasus673]

Ironically we live in an orwellian police state. This is not far from the truth....

[@cordinarcher1054]

lol they got my number. Glad they didn't inspect my house. Wall-to-wall dead plants. I just don't have a green thumb.

[@robertgoerss]

I just took my 3 dried out house plants down to the beach to soak. It's low tide.

[@bradleyboyer9979]

Lol, his name is Ficus.

[@robbie2473]

Loved this one

[@hueypautonoman]

From playing Vince McMahon to Ficus, this guy's pretty versatile.

[@ktkrogstad]

Only the real plant people get that punchline... "I'm going to need a bus." 😂😂😂

[@Bluemudphoenix]

I didn’t get it until I saw your comment. Lol

[@ktkrogstad]

@@Bluemudphoenix haha yep! Rescue mission!

[@LaQuesaDeMI]

I still don’t get it!

[@RaduRadonys]

@@ktkrogstad Care to explain it? Thanks :)

[@verschworungstheorieverste2499]

legend

[@ARIES5342]

YOU LAUGH, BUT THEY ARE TAKING KIDS! HAHAHAHA!

[@kamnapavon4638]

A Houseplant with Nuts? Thought those only growed on Trees?

[@johnkim3858]

Oh my god. This was good.

[@rustytanks]

3:13 🤣👌

[@Francisco-k2r]

Vicus like ficus lol nice 😂

[@stukas07]

not sure if this was a paid ad, but now I want a peach snapple. You got me. problem is, I live in Vietnam and have no idea where to buy one. So thanks for the longing desire I'll have the next 7 months until im back in the states. That snapple is gonna be awesome once i finally get it thou.

[@brucesterz]

These type of monsters walk around you everyday and you would never even notice 😞 absolutely disgusting behavior

[@Butcho22]

Nikki's face when the door opens 😂

[@brianm8972]

You mark every idea lol. Plants are friend! Why am I sixty nineth though????????

[@br4vetrave1er]

I would LOVE to see a movie about those two cracking cases with plants abuse

[@pansrn]

Officer Ficus! ahahahaha.

[@landon4351]

Shes the best

[@Rockmanbalboa]

so this is the job of the lady obsessed with plants from the other sketch.

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

I would have been jailed SEVERAL times!

[@rafaelguzman9998]

I have not laugh so hard. I love Your videos!!!

[@djavocuddle]

Nikki you are amazing 😂🌹❤

[@djavocuddle]

Btw I have been following you Nikki, Stevie and Brent for years now and truly believe you are some of the best in the business and wish you to succeed more and more while remaining yourselves. Thank you so much for all the laughter in those years especially when things are not great. ❤😂❤

[@kennethnwebb]

that mockingly face...hahahaha

[@DemocracyManifest]

Anonymous call from Josh 😆

[@TheScarletSlayer]

You left out the part where they start beating the person with batons only to realize their at the wrong house.

[@4rmAshes]

Imma go change the water in my bamboo