Childhood Crushes

[@Degenerocity]

Digital Foot Print 👣

[@globe7640]

😨

[@furrychiefkeef2454]

Lol

[@James-ei1sj]

Bwa

[@mirror1001]

@FBI

[@rasulrasul3109]

Kanye > Drake

[@kyzinga266]

I watched Thomas 24/7 but never thought of “liking” a whole train

[@mcdieunphilidor747]

Bro same what the hell 😂 I never even saw that Lady train. I just know Emily, Mavis, and a few other bitches

[@kennedyphiri7574]

Coz it never have a mouth

[@plopplop2893]

And i never fell in love with dora

[@Prodigy300]

@@plopplop2893 wtf🤣

[@SwoleTommyPickles]

@@mcdieunphilidor747 we calling trains bitches now 😭😭

[@renegade6578]

This man says stuff many don't even have the courage to think about.

[@chanr9531]

This man’s only speaking facts tho

[@perksof2700]

Cupcakes

[@z3ronotfund939]

es teh

[@16vanilla67]

@@perksof2700 EDP: has log into the chat

[@remyhavoc4463]

Gigguk

[@IMO-e7v]

This dude straight up glossed over the furries, but dedicated the final part to a literal animal.

[@TheRealFocalors]

reptile supremacy

[@r6ses]

Thats not an animal its mrs kipling 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[@lizardasslick]

Scalies>>>

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

What's worst is that he used the MCU Daredevil theme

[@emans1684]

It’s just so slimy😩😩

[@Torgborg2023]

How does Velma look good in every show besides her own show

[@heisenburger531]

@bnsyphotography2104 NAHHHHH

[@johanaforever965]

@bnsyphotography2104Indian*

[@thenamelessone9144]

@bnsyphotography2104 That and her show doesn't do her, or just anyone in general, justice

[@Abandoned_Account88]

Cuz she’s indian

[@alpha_9997]

Cuz it aint her, its the director pretending to be her

[@Guestyyyyy]

“If we can’t be him we might as well fuck em” -Degenerocity

I'm such a really good singer 🥰.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gquYqWmse9Z5hJI

[@daychild_]

For me it’s more like “if we can’t fuck ‘em might I’m just gonna be miserable and wish I was them”

[@RX_124__GTR_6]

It's so outta pocket, but that why we all like to watch this man

[@cold6006]

The female philosophy in a nutshell

[@Lollol-ty2nx]

E

[@lucaswickmansound]

“Shego, she a baddie, better than Mid-Possible” Can’t be mad because it’s facts

[@MastaBroshiX]

I for real thought he said limp possible bruh

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

@@MastaBroshiX I hear nip possible and it made perfect sense

[@Brightstarvids]

Eh

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

Nah

[@jembo1809]

"If you can't be him might as well fuck 'em." Inspirational quotes by the one an only Degenerocity

[@jacktheflash8478]

Lol

[@Urodeprag]

thats gay ngl

[@rayanna7188]

fr man

[@StarNeverDoes]

2:33 this aged well 💀

[@Ghost4Now.]

I just pretend that velma doesn't exist

[@chopper8209]

Not in the best way.

[@haydenae]

My thoughts exactly lmao 💀 although I’ve always thought of her as bisexual bc ?? Wasn’t she attracted to men at some point or-?

[@mrtrollnator123]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@raidernation2163]

​​@@haydenaethe writers of every Scooby Doo tried to make her fully lesbian but Warner Bros always forced them into giving Velma heterosexual relationships with men but the Creators of Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated confirmed Velma is fully lesbian. They hinted this by having her feel uneasy and uncomfortable when Velma was on a date with Shaggy

[@delicatedidi777]

“Yes, it is gay, I switch my teams like ariana grande switches her race”

[@RealCaptainPingu]

I DO WHAT I WANT!

[@xwmmm]

I wish I can do that

[@beercansam9290]

💀

[@racertheraptor143]

Why did u write what he said people who click on the video they’re probably going to watch the video

[@delicatedidi777]

@@racertheraptor143 i just re quoted a beautiful poem

[@jennyneon]

Degenerocity's opinions are always based, even if they're wrong.

[@apersonontheinternet4071]

Wrong cause degenerocity never wrong

[@southarrest]

Hey your familiar

[@jojonta2119]

Bruh

[@antoinesilva1527]

“Wiseguys are always right, even when they’re wrong.” Degenerocity is true wiseguy.

[@sayba6766]

mhm

[@boojey6199]

Degenerocity's videos are instant classics

[@sphinx616]

Fax

[@jackblack2977]

No

[@Endlessphobia]

fr

[@wolfie23288]

Yessir

I'm such a really good singer 🥰.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gquYqWmse9Z5hJI

[@camii.luvs.starss]

4:25 I LOVED HER DESIGN IN DORA AND FRIENDS

[@manlike_dsp9617]

That edp cupcake joke at 4:38 had me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣

[@unknowngaming7557]

I swear to God

[@Jackpot-jay]

No fist bump

[@kenjinakamura6470]

What does edp mean

[@shanewillplay9867]

Thank God I'm underaged

[@extremecowz7694]

@@kenjinakamura6470 the guy who was going to meet underaged girls but when he was caught in 4K by two or four big guys he said he was out going for some cupcakes

[@daanaerts5128]

Honorable Mentions: - Sandy Cheeks - Jake the dog - Starfire - Gwen Tennyson

[@PdoxDV]

Which...which gwen...😐

[@berkleyadams9020]

😐

[@eprg9221]

Jake the dog??

[@Wickery.]

Jake the WHAT?

[@justsomedudewithnoneck8329]

Bro I don’t know why but I get happy everytime someone mention Ben 10 cuz had the watches and merch that was my show 😭

[@phascodakoala]

I like how he starts off with reasonable crushes and then goes over to some Questionable Picks🤣 Like mrs Kipling🦎

[@TheSoapontheWii360]

You saying Lady from Magic Railroad is f*cking normal

[@cheyblake2475]

I honestly don't know if the last one was a joke, or he exaggerated it

[@LuisCastillo-rt5nk]

Raven has always been my biggest childhood crush, I always thought she had something going on with Robin in the original cartoon and I wanted to be Robin so bad 🗿 Shego, Gwen from total drama, all those goth/smart serious girls shaped my tastes ong

[@kastenedwards1217]

Mf said I wanted to be robin 💀

[@LuisCastillo-rt5nk]

@@kastenedwards1217 I remember being 10 and thinking “I could jump like that guy” 💀💀

[@zlatanegohimovic4632]

Which robin nightwing or arkham knight?

[@LuisCastillo-rt5nk]

@@zlatanegohimovic4632 Nightwing, but not the Injustice one 💀

[@CherryBerry-jn1jy]

@@LuisCastillo-rt5nk lmaooo so cute

[@bawbbawbins]

i like how halfway through the just stops being serious and starts fucking around with the list

[@hirzanabqary]

nah he's definitely serious

[@pepearown4968]

As if a female train wasn’t completely unserious?

[@clarencehemphill3403]

@@pepearown4968 I'm sure someone including him could be serious about a female train as attraction as a kid can go anywhere

[@romd0m786]

Nah…nah he was serious. Your saying you wouldn’t fuck a train?

[@ashcrimson4104]

@@romd0m786 Where is the hole 🤔

[@gwb79]

“I switch my teams like how Ariana grande switches her race” bro I died at this

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Like maaan lmao

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

Also known as bissexuality

[@garygary117]

For anybody wondering the question at 2:30 equals 9. Thanks to PEMDAS we know the order of operations (Parenthesis first, then exponents, multipliation and division, along with addition ad subtraction) The last two sre togrther as they go from left to right. Now thanks to that we know the parenthesis equals 3. But we dont multiply yet as division comes before multiplying the parenthesis in the equation. So 6 ÷ 2 = 3. Multiplly 3 by 3 and you get 9. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[@nightkiller6648]

Man was doing some math when he saw the question show up

[@BeachBeans2327]

I did the same thing but in Canada it’s bedmas, instead of parentheses it’s brackets ( I am aware they are the same thing)

[@alexanderman31]

Man I was doing PEMDAS since 6th grade and I still got the answer wrong.

[@-mysterio-]

You know If you don't use pemdas you get the same answer 7th grade teacher's pet

[@kylegonewild]

There are two valid answers to this equation as written depending on how the convention is being applied since it is written ambiguously. 6 ÷ [2(1+2)] = 1 And (6÷2) x (1+2) = 9 A Casio fx-82MS scientific calculator will return 1 if you enter the equation as written whereas a TI-83 Plus graphing calculator will return 9. Edit: I should note that you'd never find such a poorly structured mathematical expression in the real world and you'd either know the context of the expression to properly evaluate or you'd have a more structured and readable expression.

[@puperman4208]

The lack of raven or even the lesser starfire will forever baffle me.

[@berkleyadams9020]

Teen titan Raven never interest me, but her comic version🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@puperman4208]

@@berkleyadams9020 you seen starfire's comic version? Bro that shit had me ascending when i was younger

[@berkleyadams9020]

@@puperman4208 Comic>>TT>>>>>>>TTG

[@ashcrimson4104]

@The Coin Has A Say Gayyyyyy

[@jayceallen6530]

Blackfire is just superior starfire imo

[@TheJayHenderson]

So everybody can agree that the goth characters were all of our crushes, good.

[@keito_otori]

i agree

[@MrDavo511]

Idk who it was but there is probably one animator out there who’s given our entire generation a goth fetish

[@ayoamusan3276]

agree

[@INKY_627]

I’d like to shake the hand of that person

[@MustardGuy161]

My favourite goth crush is probably Raven tho lol

[@drip_eduardo5961]

4:44 aint no way he pulled up uniqua from backyardigans

[@s.a.t.a.n6216]

HE DIDD

[@kyflysupreme7727]

@@s.a.t.a.n6216 When we were kids: Acceptable Now: NOPE

[@ZenoCrasher]

I swear Degenerocity is the videogamedunkey of literally everything except video games

[@unknownchoujin1436]

I don't know about you, man, but Velma's intellect is just the icing on top of everything to love about her.

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

for real get yourself a girl that does your taxes for you

[@gh0stykins]

if only she would shut. the fuck. up.

[@Brightstarvids]

@@r.a.fgattaiguy845 ur a gold digger bc get someone u love and cares about you and is kind not has a lot of money

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

@@Brightstarvids are you high?

[@hostomelhorsehoarder]

@@r.a.fgattaiguy845 what was the comment

[@sgurdmeal662]

"Shrek's Wife" You got me dead bro 😂

[@neonthunder3261]

yo ur pfp might make it on the list

[@berkleyadams9020]

@@neonthunder3261 😐

[@treeoflife8060]

@@neonthunder3261 😐

[@acxzyh7412]

@@neonthunder3261 😐

[@novanity9611]

@@neonthunder3261 😐

[@shades3692]

The fact you don't have Eva from Wall-E on this list is a sin of the highest degree.

[@007megaoof]

smh

[@gabigol52]

facts bro

[@Bokobling]

Fax

[@TIDMVIDM]

no

[@zackzallie8735]

eve's voice is so seductive ngl

[@nintendofanhdofficial414]

2:35 Aged like Already Expired Cheese 💀

[@batboythecool]

💀

[@NBM1942]

L pfp

[@ThisUserDoesNotExist69]

@@NBM1942 homophobe

[@NBM1942]

@@ThisUserDoesNotExist69 Yes, and

[@party_dude]

​@@NBM1942bruh got the transformers pfp

[@N0N.]

This man never fails to make me laugh

[@big_sea]

yea

[@waterboy7887]

@@big_sea yea

[@dirtydirk69]

5:06 man really made me think my monitor was gross

[@Beak.C]

"Can you start twerking please,pleeeease" Had me rollin around laughing broo 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@wawacat9837]

SAME 💀😭💀💀💀

[@sayba6766]

downhorrendous

[@Fwhanma]

Same 😭

[@yngwayne]

With a chierrie on top💀

[@pick414]

probably the best joke I've ever heard which is sad

[@tednicholson9225]

You know, my crush was ankha while playing the orginal AC (I know she had a fish globe for a head, I liked a sassy girls). Almost 20 years later, i believe these past few months have been a sign from God that I was always right about that, and I refuse to believe otherwise.

[@santi_super_stunts2573]

Idk why but I’m so annoyed you just said AC. Assassins creed!?

[@En_Joshi-Godrez]

@@santi_super_stunts2573 animal crossing. She's the yellow and blue cat girl from the tiktok meme, remember?

[@santi_super_stunts2573]

@@En_Joshi-Godrez oh okay thank you. All I remember is Egyptian cat thing , and I know ac origins has egypt map.

[@En_Joshi-Godrez]

@@santi_super_stunts2573 does that game have peasants getting railed by smug sphinxs too? If not, then rha was lying to me.

[@j.6267]

I never had a crush on her but she was my favorite back on city folk

[@realjackcooper420]

not even batman could get this information out of me

[@adronius147]

Dude wanted to become a train conductor so he could make out with trains. Damn, respect.

[@angelinebena9675]

Ikr I was shocked😂

[@matthewbartlett3442]

I mean if he’s a conductor, his literal 9-5 job would be being inside Emily

[@tgnm9615]

Just like a guy from 4chan who became pilot because he like antropomorphic airplane

[@sader4086]

Never a day in my life would I have thought that someone would say “Thomas the tank engine got a lot of baddies” 💀💀

[@salami1067]

This is a certified hood classic.

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

Is the tom Holland stuff real

[@Lyheroes]

5:25 same. Naruto LOOKED SO DAMN FUCKING FINE with that jutsu.

[@optic9065]

4:40 fucking died at that EDP reference

[@heroofslime9639]

Where?

[@NeloAlberto16]

4:38 that's where it really is

[@optic9065]

@Cock Sucker lol forgot I had my shit set to how much time I had left in the video

[@denverkachaka4129]

No lie

[@blackisanxious7178]

@@optic9065 why do you even have the time set like that ;-;

[@robblequoffle8456]

The pros of your content: -Really good The cons: -Not enough of it

[@misledchip]

I know this video is a joke because the real list would have Kanye on it

[@mcdieunphilidor747]

You a real one you know that? A real one

[@zackzallie8735]

Too bad he was taken by a fish

[@Justt_Duck]

He wasn't lying when he said he was a weird kid

[@globe7640]

Lola Bunny from space jam made me feel things back when I was 6.

[@Quickmf56]

Waiting for a person to say still does

[@Coswalker27]

You are not a furry if you like her. She is a pass. Before someone say anything.

[@clementinelives]

@@Coswalker27 preach 🗣

[@globe7640]

@@Coswalker27 bet

[@v1ncesbadasscousin819]

She was bad🤤🥵

[@blackprism5381]

4:33 officer here’s your evidence FBI:FBI OPEN UP !!!

[@MarvinSuave]

5:14 NOT THE GRANDMA BRUHH

[@kinggooberXD]

ew

[@Harry-potter7]

Down bad since childhood

[@Uhh447]

Bro predicted scooby doo with him saying Velma should just start twerking

[@duc_duy]

5:30 That ain't Johnny Depp, that is Jesus

[@random-yj9qk]

Nah its that guy from hunger games

[@fakenamegraham8713]

No it’s Keanu Reeves

[@MoyerMan]

cmon guys it’s officer Greg

[@N1mbu5]

@Nom_zom It's A Joke MID PFP Man

[@random-yj9qk]

@The Gamer what are you talking about?, just watch the scene hes right there, you can hear him scream "LETS GO BABY" in the background

[@Iratechromosome]

4:01 I was convinced I wasnt a furry until you showed my past to me and proved me wrong instantly

[@slicknick292009]

4:10, I swear somebody has to know what that sound affect is called when Bert looks up. That had me laughing so hard

[@shadowbreaker]

Qqqaa

[@editstief]

its a sub-bass

[@slicknick292009]

@@editstief W

[@Royale_Cecilia]

FNaF 2 ambience would be perfect

[@frankschaefer8890]

bruh sound effect?

[@Walking-deathAZ]

“That pink thing from backyardagans” 💀

[@annienthetoon8941]

4:57 "but your honour, she's 18 in human years"

[@ooo1101]

Look at the time, Degenerocity is down bad again

[@perksof2700]

In other news, the sun will rise tomorrow

[@KahinAhmed72]

Have you seen his “Fubuki” video? LOL 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKiwY2WGobeqarc

[@FriendlyAC130Pilot]

5:43 Mark Zuckerberg's actual gf

[@rockhistoria2537]

2:08 oh god this aged like milk

[@mohamedbelbaali659]

I am laughing my ass off man

[@joegaming2583]

Are you lmaoing

[@quill7889]

are you rofling

[@koalabears980]

Are you BAHHAHAJAJAing

[@NightfallStation]

“Glizzy Princess!?” This made me laugh a little too hard 😂

[@thehaloscrolls391]

I like how he questions wether Percy is a girl yet says with confidence Harold, even if he is also a boy

[@ridinoutcuz]

I keep watching 4:19 over and overrr

[@babyjg3759]

i feel like no one talks about dora and friends into the city like it was a piece of lost image. hearing Degenerocity talk about it now feels like someone memorized my childhood. Second edit: Gwen.

[@jocelynuy2922]

I saw it once and I was confused at how someone could go from a football head to a normal head in just 3 years like bro do that stuff when she’s a teen

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@jocelynuy2922💀💀💀

[@babyjg3759]

@@jocelynuy2922I never noticed her head looked so much like a football + the lemonhead mascot😭

[@Boofpack1127]

Y'all sleeping on Tyrone from the backyardigans. He was bad af.

[@joeltaylorthethird5443]

Pablo better 😋😳

[@Boofpack1127]

@@joeltaylorthethird5443 He bad, but he ain't on Tyrone's level tbh

[@TheRealTact]

@@Boofpack1127 fax

[@sihlematloha2787]

This dude is just basically all the thoughts in my head in the form of a person

[@jev753]

Why is the GOAT gazpacho just a honorable mention, he's a dream man

[@EayuProuxm]

So Degenerocity has achieved a form even beyond furry. He's evolved into a scalie. We stan a king who showcases such growth.

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

3:12 Should we tell him?

[@lt24kgl84]

What?

[@crisnicolainflores2252]

No

[@isdisniggaserious4574]

She’s married?

[@josephtaylor4505]

He's

[@Billyboi76]

She ruined school lunches

[@glesr323]

What we learned from this video: Degenerocity likes children, anime, and animals.

[@Mr.Mercedez]

Men and old women

[@TakumisBizarreRacingAdventure]

Bro really said, "All of the above"

[@dabeanzyo1771]

When he was talking about Velma, he said “can you just pleaseeeeeeee start twerking🥺🥺🥺” oh boy….. if only you knew the HORRORS that would occur in the future……..

[@guyinyourbushes6632]

0:45 STARTED OF WITH A BANGER

[@isdisniggaserious4574]

🤨📸

[@hasbruh2987]

💀

[@bambooknightjk9548]

2:19 FINALLY some found freckles good

[@ignite5329]

1:06 the lady behind the slaughter

[@hollowsiren]

😂

[@AtsuMaru_o7]

i know its been 2 years.... but this mans is cooked bruh

[@judahweesner2651]

"I love a woman that's built like a grown-ass man." -A wise man

[@apoorlydrawnoctopus1723]

A true tomboy enjoyer

[@Notarealhandl3]

5:21 I lost it at the pillow pets bruh 💀

[@vietnamesesandwhiches]

I don't think Degenerocity is sure these are still childhood crushes.

[@joshuataylor5992]

The Velma one aged like milk.

[@dij_troit1328]

Real talk man, ever since I came across your Channel, I got inspired to start writing scripts for my own KZbin videos. The comedic timing is always on point and I always find myself rewatching all of your videos every week until you release a new one. Thank you for your videos man❤️

[@Tservator]

3:37 Bro💀💀💀

[@jasminritter8318]

That's gay

[@nathansenpai9538]

4:40 - almost had the EDP445 joke at four minutes and forty-five seconds.

[@benedictmiranda7072]

Man the real pain is when you start realizing they will never be real😢

[@oatman0]

This man is one of the most relatable KZbinrs I have ever seen.

[@angelinebena9675]

Ikrr😂

[@josephrowe849]

I have to disagree IMHO.

[@shinybearevidra]

I remember having a crush for both Gwen and Duncan (total drama) and feeling really conflicted about it.

[@lbscake9231]

You certainly were attracted to a certain type when you were younger. Im suprised Mandy from the Grim Adventures wasn't on your list.

[@berkleyadams9020]

She was on yours?🤨

[@lly_09]

Mandy is mandatory

[@angelo.strand]

🅿️ause

[@nutrocker8501]

Bro had a crush on a lego figure

[@linaz.6694]

We NEED part 2.

[@MastermindAtWork]

I grew up with Thomas the Tank Engine too but ain't no way it had me fantasizing about a whole train 💀

[@monikasalt]

Bruh same 💀

[@lazerstudios9982]

This man crushed on a train I don't know if I should be disturbed or give him respect

[@xX_AH-64E_Xx]

Those honorable mentions💀💀💀

[@nolimitln1]

My sister made me watch totally spies when I was younger. I never regret it

[@cschlums2235]

real mfs watched totally spies as kids and never told a soul about it

[@KahinAhmed72]

Sam (the redhead shorty) was lookin’ *HELLA GOOD!*

[@cschlums2235]

@@KahinAhmed72 on god

[@mrtrollnator123]

Never watched that show but just bu looking at it I can see that this is where many fetishes came from 💀

[@Dallasmedicbag]

​@@mrtrollnator123examples?

[@cafefloofy8931]

This is the most based childhood crushes video I’ve ever seen. He doesn’t hold back.

[@cafefloofy8931]

Also I did not expect Michelle Obama whatsoever

[@Frizziolii]

THE DORA PART GOT ME DYINN LMAOO

[@prettierjesus3119]

You were okay with the comment he made at 3:36?

[@rockwall_]

@@prettierjesus3119 u pissed he dissed yo girl ari

[@berkeethe2nd]

somebody has to lock this man up 💀

[@cordova2593]

2:35 MY EYES 💀💀💀

[@somedudeontheweb1468]

Oh hell nah

[@gloriavalles1594]

AHH MY EYES

[@Perdomo.07]

4:49 It is an ant lol

[@theimpossibros39]

I gotta admit, the girl from Danny phantom in the thumbnail looked cute and tbh, I died laughing at the honourable mentions. Also, I forgot I had a lizard phobia.

[@Tek8223]

5:20 Gispa-Gis-Gispatch-*WHEEZE*

[@thatoneguy3503]

The dude from chowder was the best character

[@Calamity8]

You never fail to make me laugh thank you

[@thalmorshoota7586]

Going through them in no particular order: the hex girls, raven, star fire, azula, and Ty Lee

[@KahinAhmed72]

You weren’t into Katara? Shortie was *hella bad!*

[@thalmorshoota7586]

@@KahinAhmed72 absolutely not

[@woshiiakiiben6353]

Ty lee is GOAT

[@usernotSID]

Azula,Raven and The Hex Girls....I like your taste

[@zlatanegohimovic4632]

No one have a crush on toph thats rough

[@adzukibean2190]

“I switch teams like Ariana grande switch races” BASED ABSOLUTELY BASED MOST BASED THING TO EXIST

[@maazwaseem8313]

Bruh sure Marceline was fine, but Flame Princess was fire 😍 (literally 🔥)

[@TheRealTact]

Nah glizzy princess was the goat 😩

[@Joseespinal24]

@@TheRealTact 😂

[@cradica]

Well if you think Flame Princess is hot!kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3Wue4Geid6Sptk

[@jahbrae]

"I'ma start tame" ... starts with a train?! 🤣... the honesty is commendable fine sir

[@turgoy0]

bro i had my whole face to the screen, 6:08 scared the shit out of me bro-

[@firestonenorman]

Nah when you said "marcline and velma" were your childhood crushes, were friends now

[@1mphulse]

Now THIS is the down horrendous content I subbed for