Chinese Raiden

Premium Episode 167

[@mattposky2892]

"China's going to be sick." -Nick moments before COVID

[@WhitneyHaverstock]

Ha! It's funny because covid 😂 Covid is hilarious. Like AIDS used to be in the 80's. 😎

[@shogunloophole8816]

2:40

[@ballerplayapimphuztla]

the prophet

[@darkstarofmars]

Coincidence… I think not.

[@Gir-Riff-raffe]

His over energetic retarded Asian guy impression always kills me

[@Slop_Dogg]

COVID robbed Nick of his trip to China. It’s painful to think of the bits that could’ve been. He hasn’t been the same since

[@varrondy7810]

On one hand, it would've been glorious. On the other, he very well could've received capital punishment.

[@JFrohlichMusic]

This breaks my heart

[@josephpetruccio7306]

Imagine being a foreigner and learning all about the United States through cum town podcasts

[@cooleradam4324]

Did they do any bits about the Dakotas or Carolinas yet?

[@wyattasspenis]

They gonna think Americans are all gay and obsessed w rape

[@scullyfan911]

@@cooleradam4324 there is the guy who would boogie board during hurricanes while smoking opium in SC which is actually a great representation of the State

[@cooleradam4324]

@@scullyfan911 nice I saw the video of the dude on his board but I had no clue about the recreational opioid abuse.

[@scullyfan911]

@@cooleradam4324 it's SC we like boogie boarding and hard drug abuse sometimes they cross over

[@DrBachur]

RAIDEN WINS HOMOSEXUALITY

[@Captain_Dick_Swett]

ADAMS MOM FUCKS DOGS BEASTIALITY

[@nicunicucaesar2893]

GAYTALITY

[@damboulton]

VIRALITY!

[@ptptpt123]

HIV-AIDS-mortality ​@@damboulton

[@drdrai7479]

The fit of laughter Stav goes into when Nick says "but I AM gay" 😂

[@maxwellhesher1790]

“Dressed like Raiden” might be Adam’s best line in the history of the show

[@BlakeKasgaard]

Them talking about how only girls cut and Adam was like "Yeah i remember my s-" and cuts himself off before saying sister 😂

[@Nick-qp2wn]

WELCOME TO CHINESE AIRPLANE

[@Minigrub]

“I have bpd and my boyfriend isn’t paying attention to me when I cut myself” perfect

[@KeeGan1926]

Omg the idea of going to China just to do an Asian accent is awesome

[@GeneralGuitFiddle]

Jerusalem has a thing where people have grandiose religious delusions due to the cathartic nature of the place, and they have a whole syndrome named after it. Imagine if every large Chinese city had a chain-link playground for random white people who showed up dressed like Raiden, speaking like Christopher Lambert. Also, and it goes without saying, I'm gay.

[@GeneralGuitFiddle]

Fucking lmao the "my name is maddie... and I have a body count of 600" and then stav's laughter rising lol

[@AZOMBIERYO]

Ning Mulling

[@hals6118]

Stav asking who Christopher Lasch is because he thinks it might get him some intolerable brooklyn snizz is easily the funniest part of this

[@mutestingray]

snatch

[@anneominous7172]

@@mutestingray SLIT

[@questisinthejam]

@@anneominous7172holes

[@ottico84]

Stav laughs hysterically at any indication of "homosexuality" (MK voice)

[@LarryHotd0gss]

GAYTALITY

[@ZERO_O7X]

HIVtality killed me! 😂

[@187btokes]

I love that Adam almost spilled the beans at the end

[@dyll_pyckle]

What did they have to cut out at the end?

[@dakotab291]

@@dyll_pyckle that you're gay

[@dyll_pyckle]

@@dakotab291 Ok but I already knew that. Gay Actor Michael Douglas and I had quite the stint back in the 90s.

[@dyll_pyckle]

@@Thebrosephone Oh shit thanks, my brother-in-gay-arms

[@jaggidfire]

What was he gonna say?

[@HC-qc5rp]

"Disgusting" "Blasphemous" "Gaytality" "Anomaly" "Abnormality" "HIV-aility" "Virality" Just a mag dump of bangers

[@willpeters5895]

This bit is hilarious. Also, I’m incredibly gay.

[@shaquilleobrien5722]

Eww that's gay bro!

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

Raiden literally blowing another fighter to death would be the greatest fatality ever.

[@XIVDock]

This might be one of the best Ren Hoek impressions I've ever heard

[@gummyboots]

how do you know the legal name of a fictional dog and not the name of the actor that character was paying homage to? Peter Lorre.

[@OmegaSteel429]

“I…FORGOT! AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!”

[@itsv1p3r]

Now its coming BACK to me ahaha

[@OmegaSteel429]

@@itsv1p3rI’ve… kinda been on auto pilot recently

[@nanipopper]

just love seeing any chinese nick when im scrolling

[@abramwalker882]

3:57 for me to laugh at when I'm down

[@LarryHotd0gss]

Booger sugar Nick was excellent.

[@DrLazerbeam]

Intelligence is knowing Virality is the better joke Wisdom is knowing Gaytality is funnier.

[@tetsuoshima7385]

👌🏻😂

[@Cinerary]

Retardation is knowing it’s Babe-ality But calling it Baby-ality

[@therealnoodledog6660]

This is the true Year of The Dragon

[@Detroittruckdoctor55]

You tube recommends this after my business dealings with the Chinese

[@SuperDrBunny]

Christopher Gaiden

[@mr.pavone9719]

YOU BE A BEEEG HERO RIKE RUKE SKYWALKAH!

[@bsnonsense4535]

I perform a baby-ality on everyone that dares disagree with me in the comment section. (I mean I try to, but usually I'm the one that ends up crying)

[@rogue606]

yeah, butt YOU'RE gay tho

[@petesorensenguitar]

I blame C-town, MSSP, and RSK for making me laugh at the thought of anything remotely Chinese, especially the music.

[@Cinerary]

China is hilarious.

[@averagejoe225]

6:44 Adam what's goin on here big guy

[@Woombi]

Adam when nick is pulling the podcast on his back with minute long bits: … Adam when his very close family member has a very embarrassing personal secret that he can say in front of millions of listeners on the internet: my sist-

[@dyll_pyckle]

Hell yeah, dude.

[@mikebott6940]

Quickly became a favorite.

[@marinoutdoors]

It makes my day that im first gay

[@jackallenproductions]

That means you most definitely had sexual relations with Adam given the etymology of his name.

[@marinoutdoors]

@@jackallenproductions sir give me some respect I got the whole crew drunk and booked a one way ticket on the cum train 🚂

[@TimoshiKami]

I fucking love these dudes

[@phnix6242]

you are gay

[@quazzon1]

You'd love fucking them too

[@bradm-h1842]

The borderline personality joke is the hardest I’ve laughed in months holy shit

[@faxingitin]

HIValitity

[@jewyork718]

Blasphemous. maybe one of stavs best impressions riff

[@jacobbreslau2159]

Is it canon that Mortal Kombat Guy is one of Anna's alters?

[@innapropriateshow]

"gaytality" im rolling

[@palaciosjoseph55]

Bustality

[@jakobi6224]

How come Adam wasn’t laughing whe they said “Time to fuck the baby.”

[@iThomas2000]

I thought this was gonna be about Metal Gear Solid

[@deathlyheaven]

I busted to this

[@Barbro247]

I took a dump to this.

[@ryaj5269]

@@Barbro247 took a bump to this

[@AZOMBIERYO]

I got busted in to this

[@acidfruitloops]

@@ryaj5269 always even out

[@_Aaron_G_]

Gayden

[@Shimansaji]

“Gaytality!”

[@DotToryX]

The guys who cut are dead

[@tonyattardo9350]

Who the fuck has a Christopher Lambert impression lol There can be only one

[@eSportDjango]

They made Raiden Chinese in MK1

[@mongoose621]

An american impersonating a Frenchman impersonating a Chinese thunder god is probably they gayest thing I've heard. Also, I'm gay

[@somesandman8328]

And he was Chinese in the 2021 movie

[@HC-qc5rp]

He’s Chinese in the newest game too, which they called Mortal Kombat 1 because they’re straight

[@chilltown11]

Who Laff row!!!

[@shadowmountainexp]

this was a good bit

[@turbomunch]

Mortal Kumbat

[@carpathianhermit7228]

I want a downtown unchained where Samuel l Jackson is the butler and calls white people the n word constantly

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

Guess China went to us..

[@mrniceguy7168]

I’m technically very smart

[@rusty9008]

Does anyone know the buttons to perform a GAYTALITY? Asking for a friend…

[@fadedP]

Gaytality

[@kleinwong_]

Exclusively read/spoken in Christopher Lambert Asian accent

[@lenonel3286]

I can't think of a single place I wouldn't rather go instead of China

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

Amen

[@yungtankie4450]

Montana

[@takeiteasy6346]

China is cool u gayass

[@kadenstimpson3167]

I fw terrible vacations

[@samael4550]

A cold, dank cave

[@fadedP]

classic

[@matthiasthulman4058]

Fetality

[@Lmaolikeacow]

I’m really gay

[@WillyKillya]

Adam is the liberal Stav it the conservative & Nick is just a guy

[@stevenquing3228]

It’s pronounced babe-ality but their sick twisted subconscious has them pronouncing it like babe-eality just like how you’d pronounce b*stiality lmaoo

[@LeanQuatifah]

I’m gay

[@ninetendo4946]

1999 likes, 2000

[@thelakeshorestrangler2323]

First!

[@Azrael__]

Wait, what's wrong with bigots? So much for the tolerant left...

[@Conway1848]

GAYTALITY

[@jewyork718]

No views

[@marinoutdoors]

Did you not watch it

[@jewyork718]

@@marinoutdoors you commented but didn't view it. Funny how the cock's in the other ass.

[@BPchadlite]

@@jewyork718 Woah buddy, thats the penis calling the kettle nBOOOOOOOP

[@ihatecatsandbunnies5853]

the madeline in this bit reminds me of dasha's friend maddie

[@southerndiscomfort171]

yeah it was meant to be

[@milesgallon8326]

Hence the goofy cocker spaniel hairstyle