My Neighbor's Domestic Violence is Entertaining - Sydney Castillo

[@betterthanwealth]

If you’ve ever lived in a apartment, you’re going to experience this at least once in life 💯🤣

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

Yeah and it's nowhere near as entertaining as he tells it. I use to live next to one of those and it was bad, I moved years ago but I still get anxiety when I hear shit pop off next door

[@theuzumakikay8647]

@@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn same here 😭🤦🏽‍♀️ scars the shit out of me. Especially growing up with it literally IN my house

[@orphanoforbit7588]

Not necessarily no.

[@umbrellahat]

We never had that happen but the girl who lived in the floor beneath us was schizophrenic or something and would scream at nothing. Like full on screaming, sobbing, cursing someone out, sometimes making threats, but there was nobody else home, and she wasn't on the phone, she just screamed at nothing, sometimesfor hours. She's had the police called a few times because she was threatening to burn down the building (she didn't actually try to) Idk if she moved out or got medication or what, but it eventually stopped and she hasn't done it in over a year now.

[@MsManiboo32]

I stg 🤣🤣🤣 the guy in this domestic violence relationship in the apt under mine got punched in the parking lot by a buff stranger because he slapped his gf . I caught the end on camera 🤣🤣🤣 lawd hammercy, they stay going at it .

[@sunniqa899]

The dog being another character had me weak

[@az28960]

Ole girl up front felt this in her soul

[@nickm2042]

I came to the comments just to see if anybody noticed this. Dude had to have whispered this sound like us huh at 2:00

[@djpolo99]

@@nickm2042 Yeah, that couple in the front was giving that "testimonial laughter"!

[@Almxghtytae]

She thought she was at church 😂

[@miggs165]

A girl named Ole

[@brionnedavis7660]

🤣🤣

[@airmaxair-max4993]

"Your just unhappy with your life" 😆😆😆

[@A_spooky_dookie]

He had to be high saying that 😂😂

[@incoherentrambler2269]

I'm pretty sure he said, "You're just unhappy with your life."

[@luke-ns8bk]

@@incoherentrambler2269 who tf cares

[@incoherentrambler2269]

@@luke-ns8bk Obviously you, or you wouldn't have commented. . .

[@luke-ns8bk]

@@incoherentrambler2269 u corny

[@innertubez]

Cop knock vs domestic violence knock was hilarious because it’s so accurate!! Lmao

[@FireAngelChris]

Lol I was almost in tears dawg 🤣🤣

[@jonosay854]

😂🤣🎯

[@teezyk5745]

" I don't condone choking but I know what causes it" 💀😂😂🤞🏾

[@MRKOCAINN]

When he asked her, “What’s yo neck made out of?” I lost it 😂

[@browniebun]

For real.

[@hisstoryblack8270]

Pick your battles lmao 🤣 😂

[@jstdnac4719]

I never expected the laugh this hard at domestic abuse in my life I feel so terrible😂

[@lrrich8023]

Anything can be funny if it's said the right way.

[@ganju_san2675]

We constantly joke about male rape even in kids' cartoons and programming...you will find don't drop the soap jokes on nick jr

[@jstdnac4719]

@@ganju_san2675 NICK JR😳 when tf they start doing that shit that's cartoon network behavior at the worst. Where the hell I been I haven't watched nick jr since it was noggin. Damn shit took a turn for the worst fast I really hate to see it

[@kenking2536]

@@ganju_san2675 In what Nick Jr show do they have a "drop the soap" joke?

[@naomijames7062]

@@ganju_san2675 anything should be on the table for comedy. Male and female rape alike. If you're offended don't watch that's simple

[@theoneboy6644]

The lady clapping and standing in front was really the one who made me comfortable laughing at Domestic Violence jokes. She was having the time of her life. I like her

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

She must be a survivor of DV, she must be in a much better place now that she can laugh her ass of at jokes that probably could've triggered her years ago. But idk I am glad she is enjoying a night out with her loved ones cracking tf up at some edgy jokes

[@heybhabe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 #mood

[@monicarenee7949]

Yeah a few times she made comments indicating she understood from experience. I know someone who nearly lost their life from domestic violence so it was a little uncomfortable finding it funny but I did laugh

[@factsoverfeelings9228]

That’s that Cocaine

[@sulsimsn0579]

You only laughed at the joke because the lady up front makes the joke funnier with her laughter

[@janedo-re-mi2738]

My old upstairs neighbor was getting beat on by her boyfriend. I honestly felt like calling the police could somehow make things worse for her. But I never had to. One day I heard fighting and screaming outside. I opened my door and it was HIM screaming. Her two grown nephews were beating his ass with flashlights and broom sticks, while he screamed like a lil bitch!! They made him pack his shit and leave.

[@melissachartres3219]

She chased him down later- for the D. They all do... just can't get enough. Can't get enough drama either.

[@pandaaaaa4]

thank god for the nephews helping her out of that situation

[@janedo-re-mi2738]

@@pandaaaaa4 Right. I don't know if her family members told them about her situation, or if she called them herself. But either way, I'm glad she had her own people to help.

[@Superlife1369]

Not flashlights and broomsticks 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Yttiwgnihtemos]

@@Superlife1369a torch could cave in a skull quite easily.

[@demarnelson1463]

This dude really came to the show and just told his neighbors business 🤣🤣🤣

[@justinsmith4562]

OMG its a joke. Its not a real story.

[@RogalDorn23]

They give him so much good material lol

[@shanbanan7414]

"Get down here this is a teachable moment" lmfao

[@OjonesMusic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thatdudee5344]

lmaooo

[@swagglifee]

That shit got me too lol

[@FireAngelChris]

🤣🤣🤣

[@realjoshb]

Bruh lmao

[@deeluu7560]

"Ahh shit she winning!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@amandabrown5555]

Hilarious plot twist

[@thegodblogger3812]

True, high value earners quote yearly dollar salaries, but low-wage workers speak in dollars per hour. I feel that.

[@bigmex8794]

💯💯💯

[@jamalcole1985]

Lol union electricians are hourly, high earners. I know because I am one

[@thegodblogger3812]

@@jamalcole1985 We're talking $250k and above. They don't speak "hourly" ☺

[@jamalcole1985]

@@thegodblogger3812 😂

[@christophermurray2442]

Tech contractor, lawyers etc quote hourly rates. I never heard of the term high value earner before so I could be wrong in thinking that they could could fit that group.

[@charlesspechtjr8184]

“I don’t condone choking but I know what causes it” 😂🤣😂

[@yvetterene]

I cried! 😂😂😂😂

[@Believers7heavens]

😂

[@dredadon6515]

I used to open my closet door and listen to my neighbors argue 😂

[@amandabrown5555]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@alexisw-e8881]

Omg me too 😂😂 I use to bring snacks into my walk-in and sit on the floor cause the tea was piping hot every couple of days 🤣🤣

[@COJAZZ3]

Same🤣🤣🤣

[@acharich]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@24steel]

F'd my neck up just to hear 😂😂😂

[@RealCharlieGee]

“It’s 1-1 rn” “I got Stacy” 😂

[@mikieboyee]

😂

[@g.p7640]

$160K a year and she's dating someone who works bagging groceries AND puts hands on her, talk about dating down bad. She needs to leave his ass and watch him struggle to pay rent in CA without her.

[@yulnikita]

You got into the story! 😂 giving life advice and everything. You're right though.

[@thegodblogger3812]

It's called OPPOSITE INCOMES ATTRACT. Lol

[@om3667]

There's a reason why she fucking him! Lol she loves that power

[@thegodblogger3812]

@@om3667 Maybe she has a save somebody complex. You know, those people who date folks they feel they have to rescue.

[@jadoresophya]

@@thegodblogger3812 😫🤣

[@trachelle35]

Who needs Dynasty and RHOA when you have Apartment 213?

[@juicymiss87]

Right lol that new show apartment brawls😂😂

[@torriebrown9607]

Right

[@bready226]

Maaaan..put cable companies out of business 🤣

[@Sheerkat7]

My money's on Stacy. Lawyers fight dirty.

[@nobodysbaby5048]

Yeah, she's not gonna tolerate that long. ESPECIALLY if she's a lawyer.

[@TobyIsAWoman]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 This was amazing. He is a natural storyteller that's for sure.

[@peacebalancetruth]

He's super funny.

[@zackwhite5959]

That's what I was thinking! If you put this joke into text it probably wouldn't be funny at all. But with the way he told it I couldn't stop laughing.

[@JustineEllushon]

LMAO he said even the dog was like "wuuuf???"

[@rtrue3502]

I can watch this til infinity, and still be in tears. That "teachable moment" is everything.

[@droge410]

Domestic violence is no joke but BABBBBBYYYYYY I WAS SCREAMING!!!! 😂😂😂🤣 He had me so weak!!!

[@alc4864]

That was a master class in how you make jokes about this subject. Hilarious

[@jtmedina7]

Please hide this frm the "cancel culture" dom violence department!!! Please

[@Kerrviii]

I’m a real deal victim of DV as so many of us are and I still found this to be funny as hell. 😂

[@Emadavid]

I hope you are in a better place now

[@kennygwalk5328]

You must have won some of those battles lol. But yeah hope that was your last

[@chucktaylor481]

Pretty sure you were the aggressor

[@calvinchauvin78]

I bet you were cranking shit up

[@heybhabe]

Girl don’t put that as many of us are tryna normalize that

[@JacobWilson777]

Bruh he need to go to the top! I wanted this one to last forever 🤣🤣

[@peacebalancetruth]

Yes, me too.

[@RokkiLavon]

Now this was the BEST set I've heard all 2021 so far!

[@boymom-k4]

$100,000 a year.. and they live in an apartment... Uhhhhh NO..

[@BlackWhite-ru8gm]

@@boymom-k4 trust I see it often...everyone doesn't manage money well

[@TheFeliciakelley]

@@BlackWhite-ru8gm exactly!!! Making 160 doesn’t mean you bring it home

[@vickeytaylor-jones8970]

But have you heard his set talking about the rude NY barber💈and quitting his job by accident!? 🤓

[@TheFeliciakelley]

@@vickeytaylor-jones8970 nope, but I will look for it.

[@CG-sz9mr]

Imagine ear hustlin on the wall and catching a stray.

[@terri3486]

Damn kill the fun😭

[@dubayujayski]

Imagine just a stray.. its not ear hustling when its yelling and banging weirdo

[@ramonpineda7514]

Police officer and his girlfriend moved into the apartment next to me when I was a teenager. They were forever fighting and yelling. I could hear when he banged her up against the wall, my living room wall would shake and picture frames would rattle. I did not even need to put my ear on the wall, they were loud! Besides I would always throw my ass on the floor because I was old enough to know bullets penetrate walls. After they moved out bullet holes were discovered in the kitchen.

[@tempesttking5715]

@@ramonpineda7514 😫horrible! Glad you (and 'em) survived ‼️

[@carlwalker9635]

That would be a real, "Teachable moment."

[@jamallewis3113]

Dave Chappelle "esque” storytelling even used his drink as a prop masterful work my guy🤣

[@kanezwilliams2325]

Not To Dispute Anything You Say, But It's a Comedian/Actor Named Talent, That Has Made His Beer Part Of The Set Just Like Comic Genius, Dave (Of Course He's Not On Dave's Level but Many are Not.)

[@Akamemaru1]

@@kanezwilliams2325 Plus he uses Chris Rock's style of joke telling for this one. "I'm not saying he shoulda did it, but I understand." It's amazing how much credit people try to give Dave when he if you know his mentors that's all you see when he performs

[@jamallewis3113]

@@Akamemaru1 Chris Rock is in my top 5. Dave does have pieces of other greats,I agree, but growing up on the guy I can't help but reference him.

[@jamallewis3113]

My Top 5: 1.Eddie Murphy 2.Dave Chappelle 3.Chris Rock 4.Katt Williams 5. Eddie Griffin/Patrice O'Neal 🙏

[@Akamemaru1]

@@jamallewis3113 No lie right before his show dropped I had a bad habit of acting like Conspiracy Brother Jones

[@tinybrownin]

Yooooooo!!! Mans said pick your battle. That’s been one of my lines for years. Lol love hearing someone else say it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mynameissusie611]

He’s right about it starting up at 1:16 am. My neighbors used to go so hard they would wake me up out of my sleep. They literally would stop every time I was about to call the police. Like they could hear me pressing the buttons or something lol

[@CiluhStyle1]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Realchance9]

Lol and they started back when u stop dialing.

[@shenmoney]

This is city apartment/townhouse life, hands down. Gotta walk outside and look at their awkward asses walking with their heads down.😅🤣

[@ceecee4049]

😂😂😂

[@vernonpaigejr.1517]

Man ....... there was a lesbian couple that used to live next door. The arguments I tell ya.

[@veronicaokomi8364]

Domestic violence is no joke but this is funny😂😂😂

[@ELITEmyfrat]

A bro this dude really is just naturally funny lol

[@ugonwokolo558]

sydney is awesome.. Love the journey he took us on.

[@dance4life1208]

😭🤣💀 women really do be beating these dudes ass out here

[@BetterOffVibes]

Yep!!!, i use to get my ass whooped!…💯

[@Arcadia6227]

cuz they know they can get away with it. Dated a girl who i told from day 1 "we dont get physical in arguments". Then a year in she starts throwing slaps at me and trying to punch saying her being upset was a good enough reason. I bear hugged her so she couldnt swing and told her to stop or id drop her. Warned her like 3 times so I dropped her. She could have saved herself but she clearly didnt believe Id actually drop her and let her fall. That was the end of that shit. I dont even want to be in a position where I'd have to hit someone so if you're looking for it we have to part ways

[@Snowboarding2020]

True! Then act like victims once the table turn.

[@teahgurl]

@@BetterOffVibes sad…..

[@demikpre]

Nah frfr 🤣 and some dudes really be fighting back fr and still lose 🤣

[@Bo2xOfficialMusic]

Look my wife and I rarely argue but when we do 😂😂😂😂 I know the neighbors be listening

[@aliahspirituality]

Everything he said was accurate, the way he knocked that’s just how it be with the dog bark shortly after! Lmao and then it revving back up after an hour

[@CiluhStyle1]

Omm bro especially in the hood

[@dreamingcode]

The first thump and random time is so accurate 😄

[@soulja304]

The dog being a character is killing me 😂

[@antonioharvey2130]

This was how our neighbors were always back and forth 😂😂😂😂

[@PopeyesStaff]

bro from ft. worth, tx.. that accent he did for the dude was texas af 🤣

[@mrdonivy8]

"Alright, alright, alright."

[@kappagee994]

Already!!

[@ATZEDA]

Dallas here. Facts! 💀💀 Shit was spot-on. 🤌🏻

[@Rhekon]

I appreciate that he made a joke of it and presumably snitched.

[@pontiacjaye305]

Shout out to ADD and Kevonstage because I found some of my favorite comedians from those channels. Sydney is hilarious

[@ChocolateSundaes]

No shoutout to us tho?! 😂

[@pontiacjaye305]

@@ChocolateSundaes lowkey I found out about yall from the ADD comics too.

[@lemonada3278]

I never saw his stand up. Officially a fan!

[@mefilmmaking]

Excellent well-rounded bit from the great Sydney Castillo

[@thevolatilitywhisperer7616]

He's good. Laughed a few times, felt guilty for what I'm laughing at. Best type of comedy to me

[@Designscom-fj5le]

😂Their dog is hilarious. Pets. 🐩👈

[@farrispublishingcompany4393]

Not teachable moment 😂 I had a neighbor that was thrown down the steps and hollering help! I call for help and she was mad at me the next day broke leg and all😂 the next time they fought I turned over and went to sleep 😂

[@laurakagumba5031]

🤣🤣🤣

[@donnamauer3215]

The funniest neighbor argument I ever heard: "I told you to buy A chicken. That's just chicken BREASTS." ( Then about 20 min all at full volume of her describing the different parts of A chicken & him also at full volume wondering out loud what the problem is beacause this IS chicken. ) "I tell you what I'll do, I'll go back and buy some chicken wings and chicken legs & I'll staple a ******* chicken together!"

[@StayOffMe]

I’ve watched this 100 times 😂😂😂

[@mb8992]

Protect Sydney at all cost

[@heybhabe]

“Oh she winning” yasss 👏🏾 🏆

[@82566]

I've been binge watching since I found this channel 😉🤣 laughed for hours thank ya

[@ChocolateSundaes]

Thank you for watching!

[@XxWestsideSenpai]

“Shut up!…it’s 1 | 1..” 😂😂😂 pure facts my boy Stacy bout to smoke em in the third 🤣😭

[@yusefevans2064]

Called the cops on a couple. As a black man most freeing feeling ever.

[@Vgatling43]

Hello. I noticed two of your audiences weren't laughing which I understood. However, he's telling a true story that makes things funny after all is done. Domestic Violence isn't the answer but with my story the shit is funny when I look back because I Survived.

[@mariecampbell3373]

Mine TRIED to beat me. I had to leave. I had thoughts of boiling bleach while he was sleep.

[@stinkyjoe4720]

Yes! My family will still make jokes even though he has been out of our life for years. You can laugh when it's over and you're safe again.

[@danyelleterry2138]

Glad you survived your situation. Even BETTER you're healed enough to look back and laugh. I'm a sucker for HAPPY ENDINGS Bless you!

[@chriswilliams2468]

I've experienced dv as well, but he just wasn't funny. Maybe they thought the same.

[@TheColumbiakid]

All you see is the back of people's head. How can you tell who laughing

[@Nomorepain301]

Shorty at the end with the glass funny as fuck…she was so twisted she thought he toasted to her lol

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

LOL, she was completely enjoying herself.

[@pep9803]

Y’all make my day every time I tune in!

[@thachocolategod]

First heard of Sydney on All Def Digital,the dude is naturally hilarious. Much respect.

[@Ilovekaiju]

I feel horrible for laughing but I can't stop😂😂😂😂😂

[@Motion511n]

"I cant leave my POST" & the side bet was TOO REAL. 😂😂🙌🏿People post UP & watch people, & they WILL make a bet🙌🏿🤦🏾‍♀️

[@deboriginal220]

Lol YOOOO teachable moment is CRAZY‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@torriebrown9607]

We ain't got no business laughing but this chit was funny. I got Stacey.🤣 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingzeemer]

I ain’t shit because I laughed at every choke and dog reference.. 💀💀💀💀💀

[@noname-gu6ho]

He right that shit woke me up out my sleep It was like someone was thrown against the wall 😒.

[@12msmm]

She winning its 1. 1

[@lorenzocorley7516]

Dope ASF 😂 I wanna see tha whole set

[@doommuffinz5276]

All along Stacy was choking his $10/hour behind out 😂

[@corderomartin7959]

Sydney shit be so funny when he slap that laugh factory sign😂😂😂

[@eliasreyes7930]

This dudes killin the sundays. 😆

[@JennaColbain]

"I told my girl get down here, this a teachable moment." 😩🤣

[@K4R3N]

2:56 that DMX impression 💯

[@christi776]

Omgosh i sound like a fool! I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time! I was sad the set ended.

[@ricoisrael877]

A teachable moment.

[@meukowkang7355]

Ohh shit!!! She winnin #the universe 😂🤣🤭

[@SmoovvthTV]

Yoooooo this had me HOLLERING!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@gavenblsn4753]

"which he do" lmao

[@jakesdiyadventurecraft1502]

speaking as a victim of domestic abuse, this is hilarious.

[@isaiah6659]

Lmao homie hit that country accent perfectly 😂

[@alannamorris977]

That lady needs a therapist. As you see, there is no logical reason she should be in that relationship. So it’s unresolved trauma she needs to heal from so she can believe in her WORTHINESS AND VALUE. God help us, Women! 😭

[@tylertownes9461]

I just got packed out and this is f’n funny lmao

[@perenisetapu2511]

He said it's domestic violence and it's 1 - 1, a tie game?! I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@smoothmeekz]

She made a comeback 3 😆🤷🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤭

[@ihatevice]

0:45 bro giving me flashbacks from watching my peoples fight 😂

[@QUEENFACEOFFICIAL]

Not the dog barking relax 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pattydinero6292]

that was a beautifully crafted joke. Dave Chappelle level crafty. WOW! Didn't expect that kind of on stage writing from Sydney. I'll be checking out his other work.

[@feelincrispy7053]

It’s funny to me how the woman being a lawyer and the man being a bag boy is looked at like what is this woman doing? When pretty much every relationship is like that just switched lol

[@tinyghostahmi]

I’m going to hell for laughing but shit was funny af!!! 😂😂😭

[@phlintify]

Didn't see 4:58 coming did ya? ... "Put your money on the ground, who you got n!qqa". This is some seriously funny sh!t 😂😂

[@jasmineavery4870]

I’m not going to lie. I use to be entertained by fighting until I found peace through Christ & I, instantly call the cops to end the mess.

[@tparker4458]

I wish somebody would have done the same for me! Honestly, sometimes things go too far and ppl need to step up when others can’t step up for themselves ❤️

[@ProdbySlay3r]

@@tparker4458 nah it's not anyone's business to be real. Folks will fight, you call cops they back together. My boy got involved with trying to break up a fight between a dude and his girl, they were both wailing on each other, then the girl starts beating my boy up with her heel and the other dude started fucking him up as well. Moral of the story, mind ya business. If they in that situation they want to be in it.

[@bobspizza7444]

What??? Jesus loves violence. My god haven't you studied history and all the killing in his name???

[@scorpiocarnage1055]

@@bobspizza7444 Don't put Jesus into that mess. That's crazy people trying to act like they are doing right. Jesus scolded his own disciple for cutting off a Roman soldier's ear in retaliation of the soldiers coming for Jesus. And Jesus attached the ear like it hadn't been cut off. If you're going to say stuff like that, you better back it up with relevant evidence and intelligence.

[@ocswitch7626]

Ay that's apartment 213 in the bottom left corner 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ay peep they reactions and picture them doing the characters voices 😂

[@WisdomeSage1989]

Not gonna lie I cheered when he said she's Winning

[@2cents149]

One lady in the crowns be smoking that good bud tonight. I can't stop laughing with sista .....lmao She be having a GREAT time .....

[@remidibeatz8780]

"Shut up nigga it's 1-1! Tie Game" 💀😂😂😂😂😂

[@veecee5063]

I’ve watched this like 3 times in a row, on 4 now....but aye the white ppl NOT laughing in the audience at all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

[@rcrlyrubro7230]

I cried cuz I kno the sounds too well and I was laughing kinda til he said this is a teachable moment 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 wdf?! I lost it

[@Qdub34]

im looking forward to getting back out to the clubs. sydney is on the top of my list

[@officialchinz]

It’s a tie game right now. That had me folded. 😂😂😂😂😂😂