Men Can't Be Emotionally Invested - Comedian Mike Paramore Jr - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

[@Undenyablysuave]

“We never processed that shit” Facts!!! 😂😂😂

[@miracleheard9108]

This was the most effective counseling session I've had in a while😅

[@uzo9887]

🤣

[@danawilliams601]

😂😂😂

[@reesejohnson2788]

Counseling by “professionals” does not work. They need to get paid, so solving your issues won’t solve their money problem.

[@bdozier2000]

Fr lol

[@robinpurnell7704]

He's low key dropping jewels

[@1626stonr]

because he's a comedian but it's a message in those jokes

[@guikegriot]

Lowkey

[@Djturnt]

High key

[@getbreadsonny]

Diamonds

[@MasterMalrubius]

Great material, great delivery and a memorable voice and you’re golden!

[@Yeah_Whocares]

Its just... Is my guy drinking a 90s Kool-aid Burst?

[@dannibowens4575]

That definitely caught my eye too😂

[@deebrown4877]

I was wondering the same!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChocolateSundaes]

yes he is! and we have no idea why 😂

[@dannibowens4575]

@@ChocolateSundaes 🤣🤣😂😂

[@OckeyBama]

And i dont know why

[@jashanestone]

As soon as I read Men Cannot Be Emotionally Invested, I was like, oh boy here we go with another podcast.. But I am glad I was wrong. This was spot on but hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@alexisa.4878]

🤣🤣🤣

[@plwhite40]

I thought about Princella saying that men are incapable of love.

[@IzThatit]

Seems like some Red Pilled comedy to me. 🤷🏾

[@YOPTV937]

@@IzThatitRed koolaid comedy*

[@osirisprior1065]

Patrice Oneal... Original bit

[@omartistry]

That lion king black panther shirt is 🔥🔥🔥

[@Preston1988]

I was thinking the same thing

[@REB4321]

Right! I needs that!

[@brandontaylor7863]

Facts!! Where can I find it?!

[@cameronjones128]

Heavily agreed.

[@cazdrexler555]

Y'all linear thinkers

[@LovingSoul61]

lol honestly as a woman, this is actually so helpful. Thank you for your service, Mike!

[@Djturnt]

He right too lol

[@KCJewelry803]

A to 7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro ACED IT!!!

[@jasonwhite6463]

I hope women play this at their meetings and take notes. This man should be protected at all costs!!

[@Mmmmegan0]

Take notes on what? That y’all aren’t capable of shit and we should assume you’re all the same?

[@reesejohnson2788]

If you ever thought that women would somehow change, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you… 😂

[@BellalisDope]

@@reesejohnson2788You shut your mouth and let us keep what hope we have left! 😢

[@reesejohnson2788]

@BellalisDope My bad, my wife keeps feeling me not to crush Ppl’s hopes. 😣

[@korimoore1691]

He just counseled a lot of relationships😊

[@mikeparamorejr]

Lol

[@Krossd1]

This mans giving game and killing me with laughs at the same time!!

[@Ohonsifilms]

I can’t believe he spoke this much facts in such short time

[@kalispencer2]

ON GAWD, that wrong store line had me mad that it was true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@victorfagan6919]

Bruh!! Facts

[@reesejohnson2788]

You grab one item, throw it the fridge, and she’ll find out when’s she’s hungry and goes for it. 🤷‍♂️

[@PhantaSee_]

had me in tears the whole time 😭

[@mattb3672]

That last part is dead on . My girl is vegan so she sent me to the store to get bread thinking that was an easy task but I got the wrong bread 😔. She went on about it the entire day

[@mikeparamorejr]

Lol!

[@UnthinkableFairytales]

Ain't that the truth? Haha 😂😂😂 if I go shopping for myself.. 10 mins in and out..if she give a list of 5 items... I'm in there 1hr figuring shit out 😂😂

[@therealnapstone]

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ she text me pictures now!

[@mikemisty-cd2jp]

First mistake dating a vegan

[@babykapper]

Entire day 🤦‍♂️, we’re all dating the same person

[@blacklion8133]

The man is on stage with some Kool-Aid! That's an OG right there!

[@IssTrip]

“Turkey. Bed.”… Facts. I DO NOT care that you ran into Tiffany from high school and that she tried to act like she didn’t remember you.

[@DaLushz1]

He is so underrated ❤❤❤

[@deebrown4877]

YES INDEED!!😂😂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿💯💯👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@Itsant33]

Well he does deserve some more recognition for sure but he's had two specials already

[@deborahward1351]

He should be..... he's trash.

[@CaptainKneegrowMan]

Thought I clicked on a comedy set, but instead it was a sermon. This nigga is spitting😂

[@tocagamer4775]

The deficiency part got me like “bitch I already know am slow , you don’t gotta rub it in my damn face and whisper it in my ear when we in bed”

[@Kat_Dadi]

He is not kidding, spot on!!!

[@tonycoleman21]

Aint nothin worse than ya girl send you to the store to pick something simple up and there are a bunch of options. Now you gotta take pictures of half the aisle like "which one of these you meant?" 😂😂

[@beautyfulldrey]

Aye this is so true 😂, I’m going to appreciate it more now .

[@theallseeingeye9388]

Imagine living in a country that has chinese economy rice. Thats a row of 40 to 50 dishes consisting of 5 types of chicken, 5 types of fish, five types of pork on and on. I dont put her in such stressfull situation where she has to take atleast 4 or 5 pictures from one end of the table to the other during peak lunch hour because I eat the same dishes when it comes to economy rice.

[@Qdubb00]

@@theallseeingeye9388good analogy

[@vergespierre4271]

You ain't neva lied 😂😂😂

[@michaelcar9268]

This is my life, but how did you know 😂

[@anthonyfowler4957]

The mayo example is so true. Watched my dad bring dukes mayo and my mom proceeded to nag for idk how long. This was like 11 years ago. I don’t even look at the dukes mayo when I’m in the grocery store now…it scares me.

[@christellefrancios2038]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yahyaibnmartey7626]

😂 😂😂😂😂

[@JayFromTwo5]

This is funny as Fuck and ALL FACTS!

[@ShadowMonkey71]

Men thinking they have to do something is a societal trait. Men's value comes from what they provide, what they can do, what they accomplish. Empathy is rarely something that was encouraged to the past generation of boys and then they raise the next generation with the same stigmas. Slowly, progress can be made but it takes effort and willingness to try. See "It's not about the nail".

[@gumballwaterson1957]

I mean men doing shit is something every single culture on the planet does so it's not just "societal", it's human. Don't really have to teach it either. Boys do shit cause they like to do shit. Men just train boys to do less/more destructive shit. Shit's gonna get done regardless. Empathy just means you can understand what someone else is feeling, doesn't mean responding the same way. When men empathize enough, they do shit

[@northside4767]

Society is somewhat involved, but it’s also evolutionary. Men have had to do shit since the dawn of time.

[@RayRay-yt5pe]

I swear to God, this man is on point 😂😂of

[@Catseye189]

That's why all those sport shows have the rewind and slow motion, so they can figure it out!

[@hesayshesayhowboutmesay]

I swear I believe him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dontlet2840]

What do I have to do is the realest shyt I heard in a while!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesonboxingfan4274]

This joke helped me bridge the gap between my mind and another mind of a woman in my life. It brought understanding, which in turn allowed for a peaceful resolution in a situation, whilst making us both laugh in the process. Bravo Mr. Paramore!

[@agnesstokes1078]

He was good😂😂😂😂

[@deebrown4877]

Mike is a beast!! Absolutely love his comedy!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊🤣

[@Don-hh4ff]

How she felt along the way is facts like fammmmmmm

[@Djturnt]

I start off listening too but the stories be so damn long my ears just turn off

[@evilisinm-sc8rg]

" You brought home 37 different mayo just for her to say, you went to the wrong damn store" 😂😂😂

[@Ava44322]

I mean this whole heartedly, thank you for your services sir!

[@eddrickmcqueen]

That shirt is FIRE bruh

[@fpcooper95]

Came here for that comment!!!

[@joshuabrown3465]

Never heard of u, but uve gained a new fan my man...😂😂😂 Shyt was funny and big facts!!!

[@ColeB4Diamond]

resonated so deep within

[@BoodaSDavis]

This mf is preaching the gospel!!! 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥 brilliant set king!!

[@JQuattro]

i'ma call her and have the facetime camera ON the mayo like pick one lmao

[@victorfagan6919]

She won’t answer the phone 😂😂

[@emmanueloppong9778]

I’m getting Patrice O’neal vibes. RIP to one of the best ever

[@biggredd7308]

We need more to tell the real facts and funny with it

[@Ywonova]

Og Actully told me this in my mid 20s... didn't understand till my late 30s... changed my life once I figured it out...

[@jessicaevans2564]

How is he so right and yet doing it in such a kind, loving way?

[@TheMaslead]

This is my favorite set mike good job

[@omarkane5123]

Great set, hilarious and accurate😂😂

[@TheRealMusic4Life]

It's the truth though. And we CAN process - we're just not interested in processing a bunch of foolishness because it wastes time. It's like he said - "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?" That's the long and the short of it. Most men - if we don't have anything to do with the information - throw it out, so we can get to the time in the day where we don't have to worried about what we have to do. Because we have to DO stuff all day every day, not only for ourselves, but for everybody around us - even strangers and neighbors and stuff that we don't even know or like.

[@BearingMySeoul]

Honey, this is how I live!!! That's why I work in tech and get PAID. My female friends are on point and thus, most are single. Men can SAY they don't like women like he's describing, but that's who they date! I guess doers don't like doers. I just haven't found the right house husband yet. 😂

[@yblackie1987]

This is one of the funniest ones to date hahahaha !

[@mevans4408]

Is that the simba drawing rafiki drew , with a black panther fill in ?! I NEED IT.

[@victorfagan6919]

I felt this in my soul 😂😂

[@CitizenXVII]

GREAT BREAKDOWN BROTHA!!

[@Tricey.89]

This was sooo good 😅😅😅

[@markusstanley8903]

I got up, i got hungry. Made me a sandwich. TURKEY! 😂😂

[@arasb3258]

Brilliant, and well explained. Good stuff!

[@fx_jaguar8743]

If men spent time in our feelings yall wouldn't have a place to lay yall heads.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

💯💯💯

[@slimchick2689]

You made a good point 😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@tarotpoptart]

As a woman, I agree with you. YES. That is one of the most correct statements ever made. 😂🤣😂🤣💯💯💯

[@reesejohnson2788]

Just come lay down on this pavement, and let’s talk about what happened today. 😂

[@anthonyharrison7728]

This was good...My guy killed it.

[@ssears8187]

Glad to see him again!

[@scentertainment10]

Man that was impressive. The realistic points were spot on with the comedic performance.

[@m0dNaR4lyfe]

So facts!!!...💙 Been a fan ..forever💯

[@deb1920]

I had to teach my boyfriend, if I put the brand name, get the brand name. If I just put the item, get whatever. He got me the off-brand Emergen-C because his mom was a pharmacy tech and he grew up knowing the off-brand is the same. Cool story bro. But, get ME what I asked for. Lol.

[@cereallover19]

Cool story bro 😂😂

[@datboybobby]

My ex tried that shit with me and I told her to get it herself, I grew up poor as fuck pinching pennies I ain't paying for shit that I can get cheaper.

[@deb1920]

@@datboybobby My boyfriend LIKES doing things for me and uses MY card to get things for ME. So, I can request whatever I want. I'm not poor, sir. 🙄🙄🙄

[@nottelling4548]

Way to sound ungrateful

[@deb1920]

@@nottelling4548 I don't have to be grateful for someone getting me what their mom would have gotten and not what I asked for. You teach people how to treat you. You don't have to settle even if someone is doing something nice.

[@Twinkle_Toezzz]

This was almost spiritual 😂. You helped a lot of ppl just now

[@deionsworld1035]

This was comedy gold 😂

[@plansandpens8844]

I love it! Accurate AF

[@antoinejohnson8024]

Dis nigga preaching 😂I forgot this was comedy show for a sec

[@indigorager]

Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus that's the book

[@raynaudier8622]

*YUP*. Even female relatives - sisters, aunts, mother - do this. They've said out loud, "Stop trying to fix this!", and I'm thinkin', "Then what the fuck are you telling me for?"

[@Chococat_Ariana]

Bruh ~ is his shirt a combo of Simba and the Black Panther?! That's so rad!!!! 🙂👍👍

[@beverleyreid7572]

Mike Paramore is hilarious.

[@hindenburg2006]

LOVE Mike!!!😂

[@MrEliD1990]

damnnn this was spot on...I swear this is me with my wife every day lol I just nod and say yup..un huh...what you want me to do about it? that's it lol

[@reesejohnson2788]

“That’s crazy!”

[@dezperado618c8]

Truer words have never been spoken! We need a Mike P and @brandonhaynescomedy version of Bumping Mike's ASAP

[@ramonsabio8398]

All Facts!!!!!!!

[@K4R3N]

Mike's the BEST

[@justlikedavid]

This was beautifully written.😂

[@mrparks212]

Mans was spittin'

[@elighburton9449]

Keep this guy.

[@mrgonzalez947]

GIVE THIS GUY A TROPHY

[@dezperado618c8]

Truer words have never been spoken!

[@richardwhite7626]

A masterclass in funny and life 😂😂😂

[@cereallover19]

100% accurate 😂👏🏾

[@bigjayindallas5890]

This was a great set…reminds me of Ryan Davis

[@LadyJanae1]

LOLOLOL. My name is Tiffany. 😂

[@JWnFlorida]

Brilliant set.. 😂😂😂

[@AlonzoDesmond-sn6lb]

He was really good 🔥🔥

[@jamesanthony6733]

🔥🔥🔥 truthful !

[@beverleyreid563]

I don't know how many times I've watched this.

[@rockee254]

She never gives me the important part of the topic😂 I be getting to much information in between to process bruh I swear

[@Djturnt]

I start forgetting fr when the story be too long mid sentence 😂😂

[@rockee254]

@@Djturnt RIIGHTT!! LMFAO🤣

[@Djturnt]

@@rockee254 🤣🤣

[@idrist5538]

I’m s only funny cause it’s true! Tiffany would be gone gone😂

[@rhyno9798]

Gooit fuggin comedy maaan 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@ComedianKWebb]

Mike good stuff bro

[@ChicagoEBK]

😂😂😂 literal truth😂😂😂

[@wildinjun7686]

A to 7😂😂😂

[@casandraogoe8394]

That was so funny 😂

[@kamareaton]

This should be part of the curriculum 😂

[@MrJohnnyLighting]

Yeah, he was pretty spot on 😂

[@pilucciluccinassi8504]

Psychology 101😂😂😂

[@gyasiwynn1367]

Classic Take!

[@URNOTADJ]

Hilarious!

[@mshalls7614]

Good stuff !!

[@diegojones2481]

He solid.. he will make good money in this comedy

[@nitamckeethen6986]

Hilarious! So good!

[@toneyjoseph4065]

You can't give a man emotions because we be trying to figure out what we gotta do😂😂😂😂