A fun story about my dad 😂 with Tom Segura

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chrisdcomedy

chrisdcomedy

Күн бұрын

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@thafightgame5383
@thafightgame5383 Жыл бұрын
The “same shit” response to something they got wrong is a classic bar
@aminatamaiga1
@aminatamaiga1 Жыл бұрын
My dads the same
@azarsgp
@azarsgp Жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong tho
@tiatowery6409
@tiatowery6409 Жыл бұрын
Chris tells the best stories about his dad.I love this guy😂
@JordanDanielWende
@JordanDanielWende Жыл бұрын
This is possibly the greatest story ever told
@Byte_Chaser
@Byte_Chaser Жыл бұрын
He tells an even better one not long after in the same podcast.
@JoeIIama
@JoeIIama Жыл бұрын
Very great story 😐
@tylerfengler1890
@tylerfengler1890 Жыл бұрын
No. Just no
@mikelee7876
@mikelee7876 Жыл бұрын
Seriously not even close.
@jackwhitbread4583
@jackwhitbread4583 Жыл бұрын
You have a very low bar if you think this is the best story ever told
@BrokeTheSeal
@BrokeTheSeal Жыл бұрын
I could listen to Chris do stories and impressions of his dad for hours. Also love this sunglasses slight mafia look
@RealViralHut
@RealViralHut Жыл бұрын
This never gets old. Top 10 story ever.
@avs9800
@avs9800 Жыл бұрын
Real men use Parmesan Cheese to soak up the pizza grease
@The1Mustache3
@The1Mustache3 Жыл бұрын
And chili flake for extra heartburn
@andypancini2130
@andypancini2130 Жыл бұрын
Right be a man about it removing the oil is like removing the cheese it all works together he probably used one of his ridiculous scarves
@CertifiedPsychiatrist
@CertifiedPsychiatrist Жыл бұрын
​@@andypancini2130They made a joke and you were like "yeah dude!"
@EvenWhyProductions
@EvenWhyProductions Жыл бұрын
Fuck yes dude
@jaxinthebox00
@jaxinthebox00 Жыл бұрын
@@The1Mustache3it’s called Crushed Red Pepper not “Chili flake” my guy 🤣💀
@abu.nahiyan
@abu.nahiyan Жыл бұрын
nothing humbles a celebrity more than calling them a slightly more popular celebrity
@dylancalhoun9171
@dylancalhoun9171 Жыл бұрын
Bon Jovi is not more popular than Aerosmith lol, not in the slightest
@abu.nahiyan
@abu.nahiyan Жыл бұрын
@@dylancalhoun9171 maybe not in your generation
@beckymcdonald9529
@beckymcdonald9529 Жыл бұрын
Bon jovi is lame AF
@mister-understood
@mister-understood Жыл бұрын
They both suck
@fourlightsorchestra
@fourlightsorchestra Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t humble anyone, it’s just annoying.
@wvp07
@wvp07 Жыл бұрын
I feel like this actually makes me understand Chris on a different level.
@skar5541
@skar5541 Жыл бұрын
Love your dad's stories.
@turdusmerula_
@turdusmerula_ Жыл бұрын
Best story ever!!!!!!! Hahahahaha
@nadiablack4797
@nadiablack4797 Жыл бұрын
Your dad is the rock star in this story
@naeemsaley2197
@naeemsaley2197 Жыл бұрын
That’s true . 😂😂😂
@jennysandershollar5359
@jennysandershollar5359 Жыл бұрын
I freaking love your dad!!! 😂
@seaniverse7137
@seaniverse7137 Жыл бұрын
Your dad is cool af.
@smokeygreeny4488
@smokeygreeny4488 Жыл бұрын
The more I hear about his dad the more I like the guy lmao
@Pt0wN973b0iI
@Pt0wN973b0iI Жыл бұрын
His father needs professional help. Angry people usually are covering up something else, with anger.
@boymaica387
@boymaica387 Жыл бұрын
@@Pt0wN973b0iIwatch the sopranos. It’s about Chrissy and his dad
@jezzieb4995
@jezzieb4995 Жыл бұрын
Steven is from Massachusetts...I had a run in with him and girls at The Grateful Dead show at Boston Garden in 1994....I got separated from my pack and I found them after I purchases and ingested 4 hits of something that rhymes with "RACID" I was excited to see my friends I screamed "OMG, I just ate 4 hits of ----" Steven Tyler appeared from around the corner and said..."Where are you sitting I want to see you in an hour"and he cracked up laughing 😅 An hour later I got my head stuck in the back of chair (its a long story) finally when my friends realized I wasn't trying to sit on my head, they pulled me out The first thing I saw when I stood up, was Steven Tyler, and threw me two thumbs up 👍👍👍👍 OMG, its one of the funniest moments of my life 😂😂😂
@shawnjoncas6692
@shawnjoncas6692 Жыл бұрын
Your dad's a legend
@jujubean8870
@jujubean8870 10 ай бұрын
Who makes those glasses!?
@natakhavan
@natakhavan Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Same sh*t! Hilarious 😂
@lcarole3131
@lcarole3131 Жыл бұрын
The truth hurts🤓
@racheljavellana2111
@racheljavellana2111 Жыл бұрын
the 'same shit' got me😂
@schuylerbond5037
@schuylerbond5037 Жыл бұрын
Your dad is a real American, protect him at all costs
@PapiRigatoni
@PapiRigatoni Жыл бұрын
The way Chris talks so nonchalantly about his dad stories let’s you know they’re completely real lol. He doesn’t need to hype up the interaction at all because of how realistic it is
@ruedyy
@ruedyy Жыл бұрын
“Same shit” lmaooo
@morganelwood9839
@morganelwood9839 Жыл бұрын
His dad is awesome!! Way cooler than bon Jovi 😂😂
@evanobrien9850
@evanobrien9850 Жыл бұрын
BEAUTIFUL!!!
@jojomcgee3430
@jojomcgee3430 Жыл бұрын
Calling him Bon Jovi is the best passive aggressive thing ever!
@adisinai3118
@adisinai3118 6 ай бұрын
Your dad is a legend!
@Buffy83190
@Buffy83190 Жыл бұрын
Love your dad
@joshualewis2480
@joshualewis2480 Жыл бұрын
This story cracks me up every time!
@sherriewestfall4920
@sherriewestfall4920 Жыл бұрын
Omg those shades are the best! Never lose them! Lol
@bbbbbbb51
@bbbbbbb51 Жыл бұрын
Definitely doesn't help all the gay rumors lol
@irinagal6789
@irinagal6789 Жыл бұрын
Beautiful . So New York . The best .
@XFiorentti
@XFiorentti Жыл бұрын
Too funny...parents have no filter as they get older they just get more funny😅😅
@CertifiedPsychiatrist
@CertifiedPsychiatrist Жыл бұрын
This whole story is about how his dad has no concept of social interaction and 75% of you are like "hell yeah". Jesus christ
@slendernuisance
@slendernuisance 7 ай бұрын
“Kind of” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Mr.Nobody_D
@Mr.Nobody_D Жыл бұрын
"What am I a fucking asshole?" "Yeah kind of" Now that's funny bro
@TabethaAurochs
@TabethaAurochs Жыл бұрын
That killed me 😂 It's painfully relatable
@vegamedina289
@vegamedina289 Жыл бұрын
Lmmfao. His dad must of been a trip!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@itz_definitive133
@itz_definitive133 Жыл бұрын
What a legend 😂
@smhunney8266
@smhunney8266 Жыл бұрын
dad knew exactly who he was
@j.robertsergertson4513
@j.robertsergertson4513 Жыл бұрын
his dad is definitely an OG 👍
@azn2xcbbjai
@azn2xcbbjai Жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest, his dad would be great in a room with Joey Diaz.
@DominickDecocko
@DominickDecocko Жыл бұрын
Dads never fail to embarrass us. Its a universal phenomena at this point. 😂
@markdaigle4030
@markdaigle4030 Жыл бұрын
That sounds like my dad to a T! I could 💯 guarantee he'd do that exact same thing. I got lucky, my dad is awesome!
@JLARbigeuro
@JLARbigeuro 5 ай бұрын
Hey “bon jovi” 😂😂
@thafightgame5383
@thafightgame5383 Жыл бұрын
Tom understanding Chrissy’s humor makes there meet up 10x better kinda like when ppl get everything theo says 😂
@thewitt76
@thewitt76 Жыл бұрын
😂Chris' dad is hardcore, no mercy for ANYONE
@bryanbaker274
@bryanbaker274 10 ай бұрын
Loving the FSU hat in the back. FSU class of 2008.
@unstoppable6047
@unstoppable6047 Жыл бұрын
That was his dad's way of making himself known to Steven Tyler without looking like a fan girl. Awesome 👌
@jessicawysocki7844
@jessicawysocki7844 Жыл бұрын
his dad stories are the f'in best
@Timkast
@Timkast Жыл бұрын
Protect Chris D’s dad at all costs!!! 😂
@tranurse
@tranurse Жыл бұрын
Go Noles!!!! Didn’t Tyler’s parents used to live in Lake County near Orlando?
@beau84
@beau84 11 ай бұрын
Legendary 😂
@lafondawilliams
@lafondawilliams Жыл бұрын
i feel like we need a special with him and his dad, damn these stories fkin kill
@annhutcheson5770
@annhutcheson5770 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😭💀 Dad got balls. Big BIG balls.
@MrSneakyPants
@MrSneakyPants Жыл бұрын
His father is a hero
@terrylelievre1228
@terrylelievre1228 Жыл бұрын
Good one dad👍
@ktg3369
@ktg3369 Жыл бұрын
We need Chris's dad on the podcast 😂
@Bob.Smith.
@Bob.Smith. Жыл бұрын
Steven Tyler used to come to a restaurant I worked at in Boston. He was really nice and didn't make a big deal about himself, pretty cool dude
@IceTrey98c
@IceTrey98c Жыл бұрын
He's also a pedophile 👍
@fr1nkly
@fr1nkly Жыл бұрын
Steven Tyler - "Why is everyone calling me Bon Jovi?"
@ryancecil
@ryancecil Жыл бұрын
Calling Steven Tyler Bon Jovi is absolutely hilarious
@l.s.451
@l.s.451 Жыл бұрын
Dad should do Stand up!
@Pt0wN973b0iI
@Pt0wN973b0iI Жыл бұрын
His father can not say half the things he done!
@Ma111-4
@Ma111-4 Жыл бұрын
Lol his dad sounds so cool 😅
@vper465
@vper465 Жыл бұрын
Damn bro I actually went to one ofStephen Tyler’s house in mass in like 2018 cuz my dad had a landscaping company it was all themed like fall with scarecrows and bunches of decorations. This nigga had a fire ass fountain and beautiful cobblestone driveway I jus remember my little ass not givin a shit cuz I was young but it was pretty cool lookin back
@betsynunez8358
@betsynunez8358 11 ай бұрын
Same shit ! 😂😂😂😂
@JesseFleming1990
@JesseFleming1990 Жыл бұрын
Dude's dad is Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
@brianquadflieg5578
@brianquadflieg5578 Жыл бұрын
Your dad is a real man how did he have such a little girl
@stemcnamara4133
@stemcnamara4133 11 ай бұрын
He was from NY - Bronx/Yonkers until he joined Aerosmith
@ryderciccone2413
@ryderciccone2413 11 ай бұрын
He makes his dad sounds like a thug from arkham city
@_Everyone__
@_Everyone__ Жыл бұрын
Epic, I respect his dad so much for this, no matter if its true or not, just so grand
@MrCakerape
@MrCakerape Жыл бұрын
You respect him for being a complete prick to a stranger? How about he mind his own fucking business? Yeah, its weird to blot the oil off a pizza, but so what, just leave people alone fs
@nenadnedovic9246
@nenadnedovic9246 Жыл бұрын
Your dads a machine lol😅😅😅
@kevinflynn4519
@kevinflynn4519 Жыл бұрын
I knew Steven from when I lived in Boston. I ran into him one day on Bourbon st New Orleans, and went to say HI, as I was walking away one of the tourist asks me if that was Mick Jagger, I said yeah..go say Hello,he's really friendly.
@penelopelane5753
@penelopelane5753 Жыл бұрын
I’m from NY and I blot the oil off my pizza. Fight me. 😂
@TooRudeProductions
@TooRudeProductions Жыл бұрын
Seems like his dad has a lot of hangups
@ChanceTime91
@ChanceTime91 Жыл бұрын
RIP Chrissy Dahmer’s
@melissamcguire4855
@melissamcguire4855 Жыл бұрын
🙌
@billyray2885
@billyray2885 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy’s Dad is the best!!
@JRMagro
@JRMagro 3 ай бұрын
Calling him bon jovi was probably the best insult he could have done. Musicians hate being confused with other musicians lol
@blackscoped
@blackscoped Жыл бұрын
Bro is such a capper lol like this actually happened
@starfox1984
@starfox1984 Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! Someone can see through this shit
@dizzychizzy1
@dizzychizzy1 Жыл бұрын
I think your dad knows enough to call him Bon jovi😅😅😅😅😂
@PPCCO.
@PPCCO. Жыл бұрын
“MY DAD.”
@raeh4118
@raeh4118 Жыл бұрын
OMG 😂
@pacibaco
@pacibaco Жыл бұрын
Killer story !!
@zenketski
@zenketski Жыл бұрын
That's fucking hilarious
@Budsandsuds75
@Budsandsuds75 Жыл бұрын
That's fucking great!!!
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer Жыл бұрын
Bon Jovi😭😭😭 Jon Bon Jovi was probably in the same place eating spaghetti 🤣😭
@clydegrey5061
@clydegrey5061 11 ай бұрын
The most new york thing I've heard in a while
@jamieburns8327
@jamieburns8327 Жыл бұрын
Same shit!! 😂
@douglong5757
@douglong5757 Жыл бұрын
Most of the best comedians are because of there Father 💯😂😅
@treasuretrails
@treasuretrails Жыл бұрын
The oil is what makes a slice of pizza moist and delicious I'd be mad if I saw that happening too!
@canjian1783
@canjian1783 Жыл бұрын
I don't mean to be cynical, but I am so that's how it comes across, but his dad knew exactly what he was doing, and kudos, he set up a great annecdote for all concerned.
@MrRedneckcrazy
@MrRedneckcrazy Жыл бұрын
Hell Yes! Bon Jovi 😂😂😂
@loganmannke9023
@loganmannke9023 Жыл бұрын
Hey Bon Jovi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spacee_girl
@spacee_girl Жыл бұрын
noo tampa tony😭😭
@zackzeman410
@zackzeman410 Жыл бұрын
You look like Bradley Cooper from War Dogs 😂😭
@vintagelaidbackhippie465
@vintagelaidbackhippie465 Жыл бұрын
Good for your dad
@lavergavoladoraputos
@lavergavoladoraputos Жыл бұрын
We need Steven Tyler reaction!!!😂
@l.m.7207
@l.m.7207 10 ай бұрын
Nice 😅
@mattdelamater3282
@mattdelamater3282 Жыл бұрын
Damn that's a low blow 👍👍👍🤣
@Hummingbow
@Hummingbow Жыл бұрын
When did Segura get fit?
@thecrow970
@thecrow970 Жыл бұрын
After he broke his body
@livewiiiiire
@livewiiiiire Жыл бұрын
His head looks so weird, like his neck is too long
@camelnut7014
@camelnut7014 Жыл бұрын
He is on T , said so himself on this podcast. He says that he’s even gonna be way fitter in 6 months.
@Roguescienceguy
@Roguescienceguy Жыл бұрын
He just couldn't handle the fact that Bert Kreishner got fit
@billycherokee7630
@billycherokee7630 Жыл бұрын
He spent awhile getting fit and now he looks like Dr. Huberman. 😂
@jlatt0319
@jlatt0319 Жыл бұрын
Much funnier the first time he said it
@steve-ti5rz
@steve-ti5rz Жыл бұрын
you kids and your rockin roll 8 track tapes
@Hereweareiguess
@Hereweareiguess Жыл бұрын
A total Chad
@nickyjames1985
@nickyjames1985 Жыл бұрын
surprised Steve didn't use those scarf handkerchief things he wears to blot the oil
@Geronimo-cs7dx
@Geronimo-cs7dx 4 ай бұрын
Haha Bon Jovi is the perfect thing he coulda said
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