I took 100MG of edibles and was visited by a man with no arms 🤯

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chrisdcomedy

chrisdcomedy

11 ай бұрын

Comedian does 100mg of edibles and a guy with no arms decided to sit in the front row.
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@Chapaveli5959
@Chapaveli5959 11 ай бұрын
"So you're not from my nightmares, you really exist" 😂😂😂
@WorthlessDeadEnd
@WorthlessDeadEnd 11 ай бұрын
He didn't tell a single joke, but he brought the house down. Bravo! 😆
@michael3448
@michael3448 11 ай бұрын
You missed all the jokes? You know, not every joke it setup, punch.
@smokinbonez420
@smokinbonez420 11 ай бұрын
I love it when Chrissy chaos ventures into the murky waters of the THC underworld
@djandrewification
@djandrewification 11 ай бұрын
Sometimes I wish Chrissy would've done the Church podcast in LA during the stars of death era. This is great
@naynays1206
@naynays1206 11 ай бұрын
😂 This was a good one! ❤
@realrx001
@realrx001 11 ай бұрын
@@djandrewificationJoey would have taken him to SEAL training like a SOLDIER
@djandrewification
@djandrewification 11 ай бұрын
@@realrx001 coming deep in the murky waters
@realrx001
@realrx001 11 ай бұрын
@@djandrewification DEEP INTO THE MURKY WATERS OF THE UNDERWORLD. LIKE THE DAY THEY BURIED THE DEVIL AT SEA
@PewterScott
@PewterScott 11 ай бұрын
Captain Hook doing God's work sitting in the front row of comedy clubs 😂
@BoinkrNanis
@BoinkrNanis 7 ай бұрын
He said "God gives you what you need!" LMFAO!!! my boy Peter wasn't born with a thumb so they put his index finger where his thumb would be. The first time we met I had just gotten cheated on by my girl at the time and ate a bunch of shrooms at the river. When Pete showed up I noticed his hand and immediately started making fun of him im a fun way! He's the only dude I FORCE to dap me up with the left hand. He will try and I'm like nah nah nah, dad me up with the fucked up one bruh! Lmao forst thing I asked him was "which ninja turtle is your favorite?" He's been Leonardo in my phone ever since! Moral of the story, whenever you see a disabled person, treat them like that and let them know that they're fucked up, but its aight!
@PewterScott
@PewterScott 7 ай бұрын
@@BoinkrNanis Yeah, I agree completely. I had a one-eyed friend growing up and we always broke each other's balls. I was a "soulless ginger" and he was One Eyed Willy or any other pirate joke
@zachbalko90
@zachbalko90 11 ай бұрын
He is so real that his face is beat red and having a good time like the audience. Keep on mastering the material chrissy you are awesome
@blakemobley2103
@blakemobley2103 11 ай бұрын
This ten minute clip made me laugh more than Bert and Tom’s special.. combined
@George2647g
@George2647g 9 ай бұрын
F those guys
@JacksonMack3742
@JacksonMack3742 11 ай бұрын
Unmitigated CHAOS
@STAMPER-DESIGN
@STAMPER-DESIGN 11 ай бұрын
How can you not love Chrissy Edibles?
@ADPax10
@ADPax10 11 ай бұрын
This HAD to've been one of Chrissy's favorite surprise sets.
@nicktg319
@nicktg319 11 ай бұрын
I give this crowdwork two thumbs up and I'm sure he'd do the same if he could.
@colinchristie8642
@colinchristie8642 11 ай бұрын
I give it one hook.
@aakashbansal8925
@aakashbansal8925 11 ай бұрын
Hookup sounds even better though ☠️
@peaceloveandunity1434
@peaceloveandunity1434 11 ай бұрын
The funniest 10 minute stand up ever 😂😂😂 Chrissy Chaos in the house
@sleuthless
@sleuthless 11 ай бұрын
this should have so many more likes, this was such a standout set that occurred by pure chance, and was as epic as Burr's philly rant :)
@MrSketchyCharacter
@MrSketchyCharacter 11 ай бұрын
My Grandpa had a hook. This made me laugh so hard. RIP Grandpa & Stumpy (he named his stump).
@ClassyNasty
@ClassyNasty 11 ай бұрын
🪝
@TheFourth_Man
@TheFourth_Man 11 ай бұрын
He said “nightmeers” like Bert does 😂😂
@JustWhyFFS
@JustWhyFFS 11 ай бұрын
Bro that was authentic AF. No sober person could pull that off without offending anyone. The power of weed.
@wakenow1
@wakenow1 11 ай бұрын
When I'm on 500 milligrams of edibles I feel like I ask the dumbest questions, but my friends are usually lifted too actually pondering my insanity 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JustWhyFFS
@JustWhyFFS 11 ай бұрын
@@wakenow1 Remember: There are no dumb questions. Just dumb answers lmao
@wakenow1
@wakenow1 11 ай бұрын
@@JustWhyFFS hahahahahah
@gantda74
@gantda74 11 ай бұрын
Hardest I've laughed in years!! Thanks chrissy
@b00giebear1
@b00giebear1 11 ай бұрын
You need to get out more
@jessicabritton8750
@jessicabritton8750 11 ай бұрын
@@b00giebear1cope
@em0_tion
@em0_tion 11 ай бұрын
"I want you to scratch my back!" 👏😂 Love this set from start to finish! 🤣🙏
@cmssn87
@cmssn87 11 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard!!! Love you Chrissy 💜
@sculluhlakoo
@sculluhlakoo 11 ай бұрын
This is gonna blow up! Another viral vid for ChrissyD! You handled that perfectly you crazy muthafucka! Empathy to bustin balls, incredible stuff! you was floatin high my man!
@BoinkrNanis
@BoinkrNanis 7 ай бұрын
This had thr exact same energy as the "lock the door chrissy" energy lmao! Chrissy elevated is the best lmao! Imagine how awesome he is to hang with, on drugs, but not on camera lmao
@sonyaromero5186
@sonyaromero5186 11 ай бұрын
Such good crowd work Chrissy Chaos! ❤
@clamsoup
@clamsoup 11 ай бұрын
One of my favorite random speakers. Chris would be a fun hang anywhere.
@lb.9095
@lb.9095 11 ай бұрын
Great set man 🤘🏼
@xXcLuSiv3GriNgA
@xXcLuSiv3GriNgA 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy the man! hilarioussssssss
@zackjohnson5479
@zackjohnson5479 11 ай бұрын
He said nightmares like burt lolol
@somecsguy9824
@somecsguy9824 11 ай бұрын
As everyone who's been too high to function knows, it is wildly impressive that he was that good while that high.
@JointsMcdanks
@JointsMcdanks 11 ай бұрын
especially as a lightweight, damn.
@wakenow1
@wakenow1 11 ай бұрын
He probably would have had more than 10 minutes up there if he didn't need to sit down and legitimately get stuck to a chair for a bit 😂😂😂😂😂
@Looshington
@Looshington 11 ай бұрын
This was fucking amazing! Can just really feel the authenticity of the moment!
@blessingsandmotivation5498
@blessingsandmotivation5498 10 ай бұрын
Chrissy D the GOAT!!!!
@eliasplaysmusic
@eliasplaysmusic 11 ай бұрын
Well done though lol. Chrissy n eddy show live, nice haha
@k.c.simonsen2
@k.c.simonsen2 11 ай бұрын
This should be a weekly thing, I enjoyed it
@Carl_2112
@Carl_2112 11 ай бұрын
ChrissyTHC shorts doing his day to day things would be hilarious.
@TheHomesteadingHobbit
@TheHomesteadingHobbit 11 ай бұрын
This guy is beautifully chaotic. 😂
@desireemoreno4787
@desireemoreno4787 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy are your eyes open??🤣🤣🤣
@benderrodriguez6343
@benderrodriguez6343 11 ай бұрын
The sound quality in this guy's room is amazing.
@jaymeramirez7435
@jaymeramirez7435 11 ай бұрын
Absolutely perfect set. I really wanna see Chris in a smaller club
@scarymsmary
@scarymsmary 11 ай бұрын
bwahahahaha jesus fucking christ! This is the very definition of Chrissy Chaos.
@anabolicinsider
@anabolicinsider 11 ай бұрын
I feel bad that I believe 100 isn’t nearly a large dose at all. God I need to reset my tolerance haha
@saltyseacaptain2257
@saltyseacaptain2257 11 ай бұрын
Was gonna say the same thing, I take at least 130mg daily just to fall asleep lol
@skyepaul261
@skyepaul261 11 ай бұрын
Take a t break my friend!
@kingumm41
@kingumm41 11 ай бұрын
daily smoker, but 20mg puts me on my ass
@timanglin6529
@timanglin6529 11 ай бұрын
This is gold
@charlesford157
@charlesford157 11 ай бұрын
As far as edible crowdwork goes, that was amazing.
@AshleyAcademy
@AshleyAcademy 11 ай бұрын
Chris stared a near medical psychosis right in the eyes and said, i have a one armed pirate sitting front row that will take me out faster than you can say Columbia, not today! 😅
@nailsi-am5324
@nailsi-am5324 11 ай бұрын
Well done sir.
@ltortjr
@ltortjr 11 ай бұрын
Holy shit I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
@tahir7883
@tahir7883 11 ай бұрын
I love the authenticity of this
@event__horizon
@event__horizon 11 ай бұрын
Haha I can see Chris in shock seeing the pirate man
@bogmon
@bogmon 11 ай бұрын
HOw Does he even get thru this? Distefano is a pro! So funny.
@saintplayer86
@saintplayer86 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy Candy Man😂💀
@icechingu
@icechingu 11 ай бұрын
What a great crowd
@RandomBogey
@RandomBogey 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy sweatin’ like a black man
@DarrinR
@DarrinR 11 ай бұрын
It is muscle memory... a good comic reads the room. Drunk or not
@monroetc
@monroetc 11 ай бұрын
I have never liked when people use this word but it has to be said…this is fucking EPIC 😂
@8mixmaster
@8mixmaster 11 ай бұрын
Weird things always happen, and it's usually hilarious
@johnbarry3869
@johnbarry3869 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy Chaos!
@josef2012
@josef2012 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy BangedUp
@ClassyNasty
@ClassyNasty 11 ай бұрын
I take 100mg for Breakfast Chrissy Chaos 😂
@jessicabritton8750
@jessicabritton8750 11 ай бұрын
That’s too much friend 😂
@codyduncan5414
@codyduncan5414 11 ай бұрын
Funny shit! Needed a good laugh. God sent you an underhanded softball on this one😂
@06marsol
@06marsol 11 ай бұрын
Joey got to him, lol 😆 😂 🤣
@zachbalko90
@zachbalko90 11 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking my dude 😅
@MorbidOrangeCat
@MorbidOrangeCat 11 ай бұрын
Hysterical!
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 11 ай бұрын
#firsthookbump 😂❤
@f1parcferme
@f1parcferme 11 ай бұрын
Wow! The guy didn't have a ticket, so you charged him an arm and an arm to get into the show?
@collinoneal2502
@collinoneal2502 11 ай бұрын
Turns out he's on shrooms too!😅
@BoinkrNanis
@BoinkrNanis 7 ай бұрын
This is fucking WILD! The chances!
@guygardner3678
@guygardner3678 11 ай бұрын
Dark arts... GANG GANG
@avi3020
@avi3020 11 ай бұрын
Wish somehow they could show us captain hook
@RG-tm7uq
@RG-tm7uq 11 ай бұрын
What a video title, lol
@Uhavefriendss
@Uhavefriendss 11 ай бұрын
Lol imagine eating 100mg and that being too much. Who knew Chrissy D was a bubblegummer
@crazypath573
@crazypath573 11 ай бұрын
20 mg for me is too much, and I am no mary jane lightweight. It's weird.
@Uhavefriendss
@Uhavefriendss 11 ай бұрын
@@crazypath573 it could have to do with my own weird ass tolerance. Regular edibles don't mess me up too much, whereas D8/THCP edibles Pack more of a punch to me. But at this point I've been a daily user of regular weed for 11 years and d8 for like a year so could just be a tolerance thing
@colin2420
@colin2420 11 ай бұрын
My man’s being the people’s champ 🫡
@colin2420
@colin2420 11 ай бұрын
I wish I was in New York 😭
@johnherring450
@johnherring450 11 ай бұрын
Looks like top of his head about to come off lol!!
@billypadilla1190
@billypadilla1190 11 ай бұрын
Yayayaassss
@sooperd00p
@sooperd00p 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy so high he changed ethnicities
@ssnyder5471
@ssnyder5471 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy needs the hyenas back yannis was his muse
@legendofmeesh
@legendofmeesh 11 ай бұрын
D E A D 💀💀
@christilowe2721
@christilowe2721 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mm-hmmm
@Mm-hmmm 11 ай бұрын
Oh my god ha!!
@nokkemao9339
@nokkemao9339 11 ай бұрын
that was funny
@SystemofaDowns
@SystemofaDowns 11 ай бұрын
100mg?... Damn lightweight 💙😐
@melissamcguire4855
@melissamcguire4855 11 ай бұрын
I hope you got a lil backy scratchy!
@ryangoodrich4148
@ryangoodrich4148 11 ай бұрын
😂
@bjornjohansen9688
@bjornjohansen9688 11 ай бұрын
This dude is so nice looking
@trugani569
@trugani569 11 ай бұрын
Does Chrissy remind anyone else of the shark from Nemo? Just me?
@jarjamz5916
@jarjamz5916 11 ай бұрын
Telling tales like Burt
@mikeggggg7889
@mikeggggg7889 11 ай бұрын
THChrissy
@avi3020
@avi3020 11 ай бұрын
😅👏
@variaxi935
@variaxi935 11 ай бұрын
we get 350mg eddies for $4 around here so it confuses me when people get high on 100 haha
@grantpowell4135
@grantpowell4135 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy strokes
@jdl2962
@jdl2962 11 ай бұрын
Almost as good as Theo’s shroom set
@vito8558
@vito8558 11 ай бұрын
Chrissy Redskins
@FlintMarshall
@FlintMarshall 11 ай бұрын
I'd throw a like but rn it's 666. My favorite numbers.
@funnydonor9484
@funnydonor9484 11 ай бұрын
That tour name is a mess
@luisolortegui7629
@luisolortegui7629 11 ай бұрын
Come up with new she Jesus boy
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 11 ай бұрын
Wait until he does 1000mg
@gregdavis420
@gregdavis420 11 ай бұрын
Get uncle Joey on the job. 😂
@JeffAdairKTM530
@JeffAdairKTM530 11 ай бұрын
no way 100mg of good edibles it would fuck a vet stoner up
@josef2012
@josef2012 11 ай бұрын
Huh?
@emilyexplosion9120
@emilyexplosion9120 11 ай бұрын
Shoot, if I'm looking to be irresponsible I'll take 600mg. And talk about molecules for hours... Once i got bear maced in my friend's living room. It still sucked at 600mg.
@BooksRebound
@BooksRebound 11 ай бұрын
Bruh, Jesus Christ, at that point you may as well just start doing ketamine lmao
@emilyexplosion9120
@emilyexplosion9120 11 ай бұрын
@@BooksRebound I'm anti social on ketamine unless I can join someone in their khole.
@Ben-kl6mh
@Ben-kl6mh 11 ай бұрын
1st
@Ben-kl6mh
@Ben-kl6mh 11 ай бұрын
Come to Manchester UK CHRISSY
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 11 ай бұрын
​@@Ben-kl6mh It was WILD what happened in Manchester at the Chinese consulate.
@the1truth420
@the1truth420 11 ай бұрын
100 milligrams is a .1 of a gram a weed. That is nothing. Do you know what a gram of weed looks like? You ate a crumbs worth of Marijuana. This is like saying you ate a couple saltines and now you are stuffed.
@alexhuff999
@alexhuff999 11 ай бұрын
I’m a regular smoker and 100mg will take me out lol
@natedoggschip
@natedoggschip 11 ай бұрын
You couldn't be more wrong... 10mg edibles make me go nuts. Different people have different reactions, I can smoke all night and be fine. But an edible just treats me differently. And chrissy said himself he almost never does edibles, so like myself, he's tripping!!!!
@WorthlessDeadEnd
@WorthlessDeadEnd 11 ай бұрын
@@natedoggschip I have experienced that feeling of "this isn't reality" before, but not because of THC. In my case, it was due to extreme sleep deprivation.
@robamodio3307
@robamodio3307 11 ай бұрын
All comedians are better on podcasts
@MultiBluedog123
@MultiBluedog123 11 ай бұрын
To be fair this is just crowd work, but yeah I mean most are, it’s a natural setting just riffing, they aren’t hunting for laughs, very few comedians in the history of comedy are truly great stand ups, there’s maybe 25-30 truly great stand ups ever
@acanadian9776
@acanadian9776 11 ай бұрын
🙄
@datazndood
@datazndood 11 ай бұрын
I love this guy but man is this almost Brendan Shaub level stand up. So much more a naturally funny guy than this sub par comedy.
@curtispineo9393
@curtispineo9393 11 ай бұрын
I'm on 300 mg and I'm freaking out I couldn't imagine on stage infront of armless joe
@callehjelm6900
@callehjelm6900 11 ай бұрын
FINAL BOSS SPAWNED
@dot_t
@dot_t 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
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