A Rant on Annoying Moviegoers

[@ATGC597]

The movie theater is the quickest way to remind myself how much I hate people.

[@jonathanallard2128]

I find driving in the city pretty efficient at that too.

[@siborgproductions2422]

Agreed

[@siborgproductions2422]

People in cinemas are so rude

[@jormakovanen667]

Absolutely. I just saw Midsommar and gotta be honest there was this jabbering asshole I'd like to have the same fate as the male lead :)

[@seth-nico]

Yup, all of social media is also a quick way for me to be reminded of how people are cunts.

[@MrBird2007]

I think this video needs a sequel.

[@MrBird2007]

It never will

[@MrBird2007]

It'll be worth the wait

[@SpaceKingDinosaur]

payz hayz Right. These days it'll probably take at least two weeks.

[@MrBird2007]

I haven't had to deal with an annoying audience movie member in quite sometime

[@SpaceKingDinosaur]

Sweet! Maybe the tide is turning and I don't know because I refuse to go? Entirely possible. If so, go enjoy it for me. : )

[@EvanG529]

Oh, so this is why "pregnant sims can no longer brawl".

[@alk3mystix]

xD

[@snowfallkin]

Evan Guthrie HAHAH

[@c0ppets_]

Evan Guthrie *in vocoded voice*

[@errornoname23]

A happy edgelord stuck _on A SIMS _*_HAND_*

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

The one he talked about in the video probably tried for baby with the grim reaper

[@marblehillpjs]

My worst experience was The Passion of The Christ where we had people translating Hebrew throughout the movie even though it had subtitles.

[@carolfromhr9900]

My worst experience was The Last Temptation of Christ when a group of angry pseudo-Christians threw a molotov cocktail into the theater.

[@carolfromhr9900]

@Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord No, TLTOC was the drama epic directed by Martin Scorcese that portrayed Jesus as being tempted by Satan. Nothing gay about it tho.

[@DELTRON76]

Jesus... 😒

[@nota13xxsfbiagent32]

@@DELTRON76 average redditor

[@Austrium1483]

@@carolfromhr9900 meanwhile people like you are watching the Statue of George Floyd. Americans...

[@Heizmanlol]

I saw “A Quiet Place” a couple of months ago. The whole idea of the movie is that nobody talks so it creates a lot of silence during the movie... well some group of teenage girls couldn’t handle the silence and were non stop hysterically laughing and screaming at every silent scene + semi scary situation. They were also kicking the back of my seat. It ruined the movie for me.

[@koneslayer387]

Heizman thats why you sit at the very top

[@joseluissanchezjr]

Stevendoesstuff or put them on their place.

[@bobiger6223]

Are u watching this in 2018?

[@JASmith-qt3cu]

That is the reason I chose not to see "A Quiet Place" in the cinema. Mang teenage moviegoers often can't keep quiet and want a generic, gory, jump scare packed film (I refuse to call them horror) with nothing intelligent to it. Glad I chose not to. I'll instead wait.

[@Nbafanla03]

Heizman I would have told them to shut up and I’m an 54 year old man.

[@rhomaios298]

Does anyone else just start to cold sweat when a small child sits down near you in the cinema? It can't just be me...

[@Infrared-nyne]

Lmaao

[@birdsamora9925]

Yea i have a fear of them ruining the movie

[@fusionz0722]

I just move when that happens 😂 don’t care if I come across as rude

[@vorpalweapon4814]

Captain Rex says:

[@gregkaz123]

Captain Rex? Nice to see you

[@collingray7729]

I saw A Quiet Place on opening night and I was one of three people and it was dead silent, not body spoke, it was amazing

[@YoungBlaze]

i heard you Crunching your popcorn

[@user-lynKx]

One of three people? Wow. No one gave a shit about A Quiet Place.

[@whiteout0111]

@@user-lynKx I went on opening Friday and it was only me and my party there and it was empty

[@a012345]

A person got mad during my showing and thought the sound was broken. He stormed out and complained to the manager. Not sure how it went down afterwards.

[@christopher9000p]

So it was a literal Quiet Place?

[@chrishuber3372]

I spent 6 years as a movie theatre manager and I was the manager you want. I evicted people numerous times from my theatres - for loud talking, disruptive behaviour, and occasionally drinking alcohol. I love movies and I want my customers to have a good time and love movies too. You started enforcing behaviour and the bad seeds stop coming to the theatre.

[@NTEDOG561]

your a damn national treasure

[@t-dog5221]

Love it!!

[@jenkins1]

i agree how annoying all sorts of noise is but alcohol is fine as long as one stays quiet while consuming it. i hate when people demonise alcohol without a reason.

[@maxwellhurlock6285]

I wish you were at my viewing of Smile last year, good God

[@atimetraveler4910]

Not all heroes where capes or do you?

[@HurricaneDDragon]

I can't stand when people bring their little kids and even BABIES to R RATED movies!

[@gingeetheginge6071]

BRIAN SNIPES Are you in America? I hear about a lot of shit happening in American theatres, and it's a small rarity in my local theatre (in Scotland.)

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Evan O Yup. California.

[@welkijken]

Why does the cinema even allow this? it's bad for buisness and they are in fact allowed to deny people just like any other buisness.

[@luisdavila1236]

BRIAN SNIPES there was a time I was watching this piece of shit called That's My Boy,I heard like 3 babies cry

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Luis Davila To be fair, that might've actually IMPROVED that movie. : )

[@GVen005]

As a black person, Chris your impersonation of that girl was fucking spot on.

[@bjerk1881]

lol

[@johnberry2678]

No you're not

[@GVen005]

+John Berry damn u smart

[@DavidHernandez-ug9gb]

Lol

[@Itisybitsyteacup]

XDDDDDDD

[@shea4869]

Video: *is posted* KZbin: better let it rest for 6 years before putting it onto the recommended

[@striker6240]

SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@ragnar-usa3639]

yahhh , probly cus he be talking racisizm bout them poor girls , shiiiiiit

[@deborahakran2633]

Shea nah fr

[@shea4869]

@@striker6240 no u

[@FC01]

for fuck sake i just saw the upload date

[@Sandra-wj4on]

"Oh, he switched seats!!!" I laughed out loud, completely commiserating with Chris! That is such a stupid situation to be in.

[@MC-oi2pb]

this was the calmest rant I've ever seen

[@spicecaptain7279]

Yes! And I just can’t appreciate enough what a calm, well-mannered gentleman Chris actually is.

[@andromedaiscoming185]

And that's when I lost it! I turned around and said... Sir can you please stop talking

[@matrixyoda]

The fight in the theatre with the pregnant girl...Best fucking story ever😂😂😂😂

[@matrixyoda]

Chris..dude, I feel your pain..me I shout, and I have a really deep, loud voice and say"EXCUSE ME, I PAID MY MONEY TO HEAR THEM TALK..NOT YOU'😡

[@the9file]

i try to only crunch my chips when the movie's loud sometimes i sit there with a potato chip in my mouth so long it melts

[@paulalondono6578]

lmfaOOOOOO

[@wisco9er536]

Same. I'm scared of making sounds with my mouth, but the sad thing is it's not because I respect the audience, but simply because I don't want people hearing me munching. It feels awkward for me.

[@the9file]

@@wisco9er536 understandable. eating sounds, always humiliating

[@supermegadestroyerpoopmylo]

lool

[@danzeigler1622]

You know what drives me crazy? Misophonia. "Ugh, can you stop breathing so loud!" Sure, I'll just go over here and die so your precious ears aren't assaulted.

[@mrmaidlemonade]

The worst/best theater experience happened when Maleficent 2 came out. I had no interest in it, but my dad really wanted to watch it with me for some reason, so off we went to the AMC. We sit down in some nice seats and I'm looking forward to this long overdue father daughter time, but then a group of loud teenage boys sit down in the row behind us. They won't shut up. They talk at full volume throughout the trailers, snickering and throwing food at each other, letting their giant slushies roll under our seats n shit. Other people are getting annoyed too, so me and my dad turn and glare at them for a good 10 seconds, and we think they're gonna be quiet now. 5 minutes later, they start laughing and yapping again. I'm about to say something, that is until my dad spins around and yells, "what the FUCK is the matter with you? SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP." Needless to say, those douches didn't make a sound for the rest of the movie. A Disney movie, I might add, during which my father told a bunch of kids to shut the fuck up. One of my favorite dad moments lol

[@Onsvaltti]

"suddenly the movie just got better" XD

[@joeytaylor1021]

Onsvaltti I saw that when he said that

[@BrutalKnight55]

Stuckmann Cinemas. Has a really nice ring to it in my opinion. I would drive hours upon hours just to visit that cinema one time.

[@lostmyedge_]

Sounds good, I'll come.

[@nievesofficial]

Take me with

[@nievesofficial]

Take me with

[@jstarwars360]

+Jalen Berry Sounds better than Campea Cinemas, which would probably be full of people who react to a movie like they react to football game.

[@BigBossMan538]

As long as the prices are reasonable for tickets and whatnot and their's love for independent and foreign films. ;)

[@beigeboi_7714]

I was watching "War of the Planet of the Apes" the other day and there were these two really annoying teenage girls talking really loudly and just laughing during tense moments of the movie. I mean, we were right back of the theatre and they were right at the front, but it felt like they were screaming in my ear. I was getting ready to get up ask the to be quiet, when I heard this booming voice behind me go, "SHUT THE FUCK UP", and I just smiled to myself. The girls didn't make a noise for the rest of the movie and at end I personally thanked the guy, who turned out to be quite a bit younger than me. The guy literally made my week.

[@NoahFilmsSM]

Jacob_ M_G that guy is a legend

[@22ninja1]

Speaking of War for the Planet of the Apes when I first saw it in theaters on Wednesday while AMC was doing their movie marathon for old movies to play along with the new movie and before War started I had a few movie goers sitting right next to me they were speaking quietly they didn't cause any major problems in the theaters but one of them discuss the ending before the movie ever started yes someone right next to me spoiled the ending for me. I'm not going to tell how the movie ended if anyone didn't see it since I respect anyone who wants to see a movie for the movie going experience and War is a damn good movie but I was disappointed that someone was speaking about the ending since I was so excited to see it without watching any trailers and someone had to ruin the ending for me. Thankfully the audience was quiet and respectful while watching the film even the people sitting right next to me were quiet but man they ruin the ending for me and I didn't do anything about it since I'm always quiet and respect for audience members who want to see a movie.

[@k.theartist3940]

+Jacob_ M_G I would laugh if you two just became friends after that and now you meet up every day for lunch and sometimes go to each other's houses to play video games

[@ericbanks6182]

Was it Dave?

[@iverkjellkken6569]

I think every theater needs a designated "SHUT THE FUCK UP" guy

[@DeathSt1x]

Some people just can’t register the words “shut up” or “be quiet” in their heads and it pisses me off

[@pheenmachine]

Then they get mad when they get clocked in the mouth

[@jamesedleymusic]

The kind of people who don’t like being told what to do.

[@Gunngirl]

Sad that that stupid girl was pregnant. Imagine how that baby will be raised.

[@DaikaijuDiscussions]

Dedra Perkins probably in a Starbucks...😒

[@DaikaijuDiscussions]

Juan Manuel ...maybe

[@DaikaijuDiscussions]

Juan Manuel jk But it seems like it...

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

The couple should've punched her in the gut and spared that baby a horrible life.

[@gravesidepoet5405]

☝🏻wow

[@jaythebird8422]

Chris: “and that’s when all hell broke loose.” Ads: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@KrispyMotion]

Jay The Bird hi

[@alex-qn5xp]

@@KrispyMotion walter

[@calhanlon5568]

"Discover audible...

[@masindi5969]

Zingo!!

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

I don't get it.

[@christopher9000p]

Saw Avengers Endgame by myself. Suddenly, I hear a phone ring. Guy sitting beside me answers his phone and starts yammering away. Despite my frustration, I politely ask him to turn off his phone. He apologizes, ends the conversation, turns off his phone and apologizes again. There's hope for the world yet, perhaps.

[@kolaxanthe]

That is a good ending to a situation I would hate, and I have to admit I probably wouldn't have said anything - I'm not very confrontational. What I just will never understand is how that guy thought it was okay to just answer the phone like that. He actually requires a complete stranger to tell him what to do in order to learn how to behave around others.

[@markparkinson6378]

@Kolaxanthe You’d be surprised what the kindness of strangers can do to people.

[@Josh-dy4lq]

christopher9000p and then the whole train clapped

[@IHaveNoFockinJeans]

When I went to see Avengers endgame, some guy behind me was on his phone, I didn't have to say anything cause a person that was behind the man in his phone got the owner of the theater and the owner yelled at him for being on his phone. He was silent for the rest of the movie.

[@willdean691]

Myself? Were you talking to a ghost?

[@WiredDragon-fm6sy]

Worst types of people. Always unprepared and gets the worst seats. Crying babies. Children wanting to talk to their parents when they are told to shut up. Tall people People who make so much noise just to eat popcorn Chips Smelly people Group of people talking Super loud laughers Going to the restroom at the best part. Screaming especially during movies like Endgame. People who go on their phone People who sneeze and cough constantly Seat kickers keeps on whispering to you when they think something is funny or bored

[@generalgrievous3731]

People who sneeze and cough constantly? They have no control over that! **cough** **cough**

[@Yeyo-z3t]

Yeah damn those people who can't control their own height

[@TheRealRiptide01]

General Grievous lmao I get it

[@miawallace2306]

To ‘General Grievous’ The polite/right thing to do if you have an “uncontrollable” cough is to quietly excuse yourself from the theater. No one else wants to be exposed to your germs and your lung butter. Or, those with a chronic cough should simply stay at home. Why would anyone think it’s ok to disrupt everyone else’s movie experience they paid good money for?

[@god1356]

When you say tall people we cant help that

[@depressedkermit5337]

Some audience members in horror movies are the worst. Just yelling things as if the characters can hear them..

[@whereami2477]

Kermit F Attention seekers make me fucking sick

[@Legionbass19]

That's why I almost never see horror movies in theaters.

[@kaigraw4440]

I watched It last week. The adaptation of my favorite book and I've waited so long to finally see a great adaptation of Stephen King's masterpiece. And then there was a woman behind me who obviously had the job to explain the movie to her neighbor. Then I made a loud "shhhh" to them and they at least were talking less than before. Then a few rows before me a guy was playing with his phone during the whole movie. He was watching videos while sitting in a cinema theater! And then all these people coming in the theater after the movie has already started. I'm glad that in my hometown the interest for Blade Runner 2049 isn't that high. I actually hope it is as empty as possible! Thank you Chris! You're speaking out of my soul !

[@markcrorigan554]

Omg I hate that

[@theronquishow5837]

That's why I never watched horror movies in theaters. I'm loud as hell when I see them.

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

Not going to lie. That cat fight with the pregnant lady sounds way better than the movie. I think you got your money's worth, lol.

[@michaelm7344]

lol. The times we live in. The only worse then someone screaming something racist is happening which it isn't, is women whom thinks they can say and do whatever they want because their pregnant. Which are the only two words mentioned when someone of authority comes over

That shit happens EVERY DAY tho.

[@candykanefpv]

Woud've had to go back to the ticket box and give them a $20 for the entertainment lol.

[@freddiemac327]

I'm so glad I wasn't there. Pouring a drink on me would be the end of that person. Chris needs to bring taser with him. Electrocute the first person to make a peep. Pregnant women and Lumberjacks

[@alvallac2171]

@@michaelm7344 *The only thing worse than (comparison) *when it isn't *women who think *they're pregnant (contraction of "THEY aRE," not possessive)

[@Judgey19XX]

When I went to watch the Woman In Black a bunch of teenage girls were talking and being anoying all they way through, well until someone stood up and shouts SHUT THE F**K UP! They walked out crying while people were laughing at them 😂

[@bobutley7105]

Judgey19XX wait holy shit I had the same thing at the same movie . Wonder if it was the same place

[@steveN111333]

Judgey19XX woman in black was so scary ! I would have run out of the theatre!

[@jerrygodeep4787]

Judgey19XX really movie wasn't even scary lol

[@foxetheler6233]

Went to watch Incredibles 2, there was a small child and her mother in front of me who started crying over some trivial detail, so the mother let her watch Peppa Pig on her phone. On what seemed to be full brightness. With the sound on loud enough so a decent amount of people could hear it over the movie

[@PinkGoldAbby]

....youre. freaking. kidding. Wow...just, wow! My dude, I am sorry for you. I would've threw that mom and her child out! The mom was probably a freaking Karen.

[@Chaosian]

God man, my worst movie experience happened yesterday too! Listen, listen to this! So I was with my buddy, and we'd just come back from a lumberjack convention-...

[@keatonnnn]

Chaosian01 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saishabriaunna4370]

I always go to the movies a couple of weeks after the movie comes out and on a weekday so I won't have to deal with that nonsense.

[@binky2819]

That's a good idea, the only downside I see is the risk of hearing about reviews/spoilers for the movie. So basically there is always a possibility of a bad movie going experience, sadly.

[@Deviant69]

SAME

[@k4miko921]

i thought i had this plan. until tonight going to see IT. i was amazed this guy was a real guy... he literally said "DONT GO IN THERE".... numerous times....

[@Magemo7]

and also, the fact that when you wait 2 weeks you have smaller screens, crapiers theatres etc

[@lordoz2578]

Saisha Briaunna hire a damn babysitter. Or go when the baby is asleep. Fuck.

[@imaginerd6442]

Idk how people can do that. Man I get self conscious when I think I’m eating my nachos to loudly.

[@symelolol]

bro like when I grab my drink im afraid it too loud lmao

[@danieltapia-ruano1056]

Dude, same. I get so nervous lol. Especially when I saw a quiet place I enjoyed the movie but was constantly trying to not make a sound.

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

I'm that way opening candy... like... do they have to make wrappers so loud? XD

[@ethangallagher7314]

Dude so true like if i have some candy im trying to get out and it even makes a crinkle im like oh shit

[@MisfitsFiendClub138]

Even better idea is do not eat or drink during the movie, plus you'll save $$$, all that theater junk food is way overpriced

[@natureseeker9122]

As a employee of a movie theater, i can confirm, the movies have troubles on the regular. I have seen many customer fights, and confrontations. Sometimes in the middle of the movie like what Chris is talking about.

[@UaskIanswer]

I work at an Amc and one time a man came out of Baby Driver and complained about a couple teens who were ruining the film for him. So I went into the theater and politely asked them to stop talking and then walked down the hall towards the door where they couldn’t see me. Maybe a minute passed by and the teens started talking as loud as humanly possible and so I walked back up and gave them their last warning. Another minute passed by and somehow they got even louder. I told them to grab their stuff and leave and of course they didn’t like that. I walked them out of the theater and this one kid pulls down his pants and moons me. Then his friend takes the skittles he had in his hands and throws a handful at me. They then flip me off and run out of the theater. I really contemplated quitting that day. Obnoxious customers are not only the worst for the people in the theater but it also makes our job more difficult as well.

[@robertkealiher6476]

That sucks man. And SCREW THOSE TEENS!!!!

[@UaskIanswer]

Robert Kealiher yeah it wasn’t my best day 😂

[@candyk2028]

Just bad parenting, some people just should have kids. Obnoxious kids stems from bad parenting.

[@JustCallMeMeghan]

Soooo glad I don't manage movie theaters anymore. That was my every day experience for 2.5 years. Now, I just sit in my nice quiet booth and start movies all day.

[@disciple5685]

Ya I'm sorry dude On the other hand baby driver was a great film and I feel bad for the people putting up with those asshole kids

[@gavinking8761]

Worst thing at a movie theater hands down: crying babies.

[@WH250398]

Gavin King Taking your baby should be banned.

[@dawn1110]

I'm not sure why theaters allow people with babies into R-rated movies. It always seemed odd to me. They should ban them completely.

[@jakethe5nakestudios579]

Gavin King why would anyone bring a baby in the theatre in the first place? It's fucking dumb

[@ITfanboy]

But if someone complains we do something.

[@avalasialove]

Gavin King there were like five babies when I went to Jurassic World

[@adude270]

I still remember going to watch John Wick 3, weeks after the premiere, me and my friends were at the mid-section, aka best seats. Wouldn`t you know, after a couple of minutes of film, a baby starts crying at the back. You, as a parent, took your baby who is probably 3 years old, to watch John, fucking, Wick. Nice

[@unOrdinaryBlue]

How else are they going to raise their future hitman?

[@jooneyfrye3642]

Well they cant afford a condom so yeah

[@jfb6080]

I can top that.... People Brought their kids To SAUSAGE PARTY. MIC DROP.

[@jfb6080]

@Go Time Now yep!! Not kidding! They were that stupid!

[@jfb6080]

@Go Time Now absolutely....don't even get me started on the parents that come into my work......holy moly

[@stevojohn]

Man, I feel your pain. People are getting less considerate about others these days. Makes me sad.

[@molliee5183]

When I was younger I used to love the individualistic culture of america. As I get older the cons become more apparent. We could use a bit more of the collectivist perspective. A better mix 😓

[@thebatman4279]

Probably only going to get worse too. These shitheads kids are going to spawn bigger shitheads kids.

[@nicomedessantiago6428]

I once politely asked a couple to stop talking at a movie. The boyfriend laughed, turned to his girl and mimicked me. They both laughed. I'm a big guy (but a nice person, I think). Their response to my near plea was the last straw. I stood up, walked over to where they were sitting and stood over the boyfriend. I smiled, leaned over him and whispered, "I'll see YOU, after the movie," then calmly returned to my seat. Less than a minute later they left. It was a risk, but I had to take it. My last nerve was shot.

[@deadborg4]

That is fucking hilarious.

[@Tiger0408]

Don't blame u

[@littlemissmermaid9113]

You did the right thing 👍 In the end it was his imagination that scared him. You just said you'd see him. That information is not a threat.

[@jackscalibur]

Well done, and fuck them.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Wow,your response to the situation was impressive.

[@daedula7457]

Also I hate when people say. "oh if I tell them to stop they'll keep doing it" it's your bloody job to get them to stop at least try

[@bennu547]

If I ever get told that, I’d tell them I’m gonna have a long talk with their manager if you don’t do your dam job

[@josuelugosarchive1864]

@@bennu547 ok karen

[@robopiper9462]

AnimatedMatter. That joke is getting really old

[@rubydarling7564]

And if they dont stop, its their job to kick them out if they dont stop

[@thescruffinator8830]

Maybe we aren't all employees.

[@devil_dude6624]

People describing every single scene are not only annoying, but completely unnecessary, since it's the movie's job to describe what's happening on screen.

[@elijah6169]

Kanra Smith they said it’s annoying though...

[@MarkT-ChildofGod]

Kanra Smith reading is fundamental.

[@captaindeadpool313]

Many of my relatives do that That's why I barely remember their names.

[@BFG-hv2ml]

It’s not only annoying, but it also literally ruins the expirience

[@voldemortthenoselessfreak2126]

I experienced that, when i watched Lion King 2019, this old lady kept spoiling some plot of the movie or what would happen next. (I haven't watch the original until now). the movie left me bored. I'm really disappointed. 😕

[@joegould7487]

I went to watch Black Panther with my family in a local cinema. The screening was nearly full. As the film progressed, there were a group of kids (probably 12-13 year olds) and they were literally shouting out jokes about the film and even gave away the biggest spoiler of the film. Thank christ this was my second viewing. It was almost taking the piss because of how loud they were. Eventually they got kicked out.

[@thelonelyspider_official]

My mom asks a lot of questions during the movies, and it drives me nuts. "Who's that?" "What's going on?" "Is that Will Ferrell"? Sigh....

[@FY-md1yz]

Like woman i havent seen this shit either

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

TheLonelySpider My dad does the same shit. Honestly, it's annoying

[@budokaiman3938]

TheLonelySpider my ex didn't that when I took her to start wars TFA I had already seen the movie but I could tell the people around us were getting annoyed

[@lolfemfaillol3933]

If they'd stop asking and watch. They would know whats happening.

[@MrFLCL713]

My freaking mom as well (love her to death, but i cant watch Star Wars with her anymore lol)

[@mannofdober873]

Screaming babies. Why do you have a BABY in the cinema?! The baby doesn't understand the movie! We have these amazing things called BABYSITTERS! They're great! They look after your baby so you get some free time!

[@Jessie670]

I finally got a chance to see "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" with a good friend of mine last month. We went to a 4:00 showing, which is very late. At first, we thought we had the entire auditorium to ourselves and I was getting ready to enjoy the movie. Unfortunately, lo and behold, there were different families of kids; one of which was a mother, son, I'm guessing about seven or eight years old, and a baby. Another family came in with a toddler. Let me tell you; the minute I saw that mother carrying her baby up the stairs to find her and her son's seats, I knew I was in for a downright, terrible experience. "Jurassic World" had barely even started, and what does that baby do? Cry. I am not pulling your leg. Every fifteen minutes, that baby cried throughout the entire movie. It was so bad, I couldn't pay attention to the characters or dinosaurs on the screen. The mother had to take the infant out of the theater a couple times to calm it down, and that was distracting, too. What made it worse, was I could hear what was going on right behind us. I was extremely upset by the situation, at this point. On top of the baby, near the end of the movie, the toddler loudly says, "Look, the dinosaur's making a mess!" When the end credits started rolling, I cannot tell you how relieved I was to get the heck out of there. It put me in such a bad mood, I couldn't think straight. "Jurassic World" and "Jurassic Park," in general, is not some cutesy, talking and singing dinosaur film for babies and toddlers. Both of them are rated PG-13 for a good, dang reason. Babies and toddlers do NOT belong in a movie theater, at all.

[@mannofdober873]

Too true. Especially with the new World movies. There's a lot more blood nowadays when someone gets eaten.

[@Jessie670]

Exactly. I understand why the older son wanted to see it, but if that baby was being fussy, the mother and son should have left. I was rightfully ticked off and wanted to ask my friend if we could leave, but I didn't.

[@doritochipgamer474]

I freakin hate when that happens!

[@Jessie670]

Precisely.

[@robirvine6970]

I went to a movie with my friend from work (we are lumberjacks) and some mad man went crazy on us!

[@-yourandyoureare2different612]

Why?

[@TheeKittyPie]

"We are lumberjacks" lmao

[@333pinkelephant333]

@@-yourandyoureare2different612 he's joking lol he's saying that they're the lumberjacks from Chris's story

[@revenge3265]

@ I love Chris but he'd get destroyed lol by 2 big ass lumberjacks.

[@futureparadise.2089]

I think some of you guys completely missed the joke lol

[@tiznip]

So I took my buddy to see rouge one, I had seen it the day before. A group walk in and sit 4 rows in front of us, they all have drinks from the bar, two of the people from the group just wont be quiet. About a half hour in and three trips to the bar the guy and the girl have literally talked about the current scene and every time they one would get drinks the other would fill them in with what happened while they were gone, Loudly! So at a point I knew would disrupt the movie the least I let her know that they where ruining the film for everyone, she got up came back to me a yelled in my face saying her boyfriend would f.... me up. The family behind us goes then your boyfriend better be able to f.... them up to because we where sick of it. It was great they left in shame, and the best part was that the group they came with thanked me for confronting them "they do it all the time" one guy said. Also the audience applauded as they couple left.

[@irasac1]

Faith in humanity restored

[@monsterhanna6691]

Mic.Drop. 👏

[@atimetraveler4910]

This is why im not a fan of bars at theaters or drinks there, i noticed ppl talk too much when they are drunk

[@donaldstevens932]

A couple months ago I took my daughter to a movie. Two guys who came across as sort of socially awkward came in and sat une row in front and a few seats to the right of us. They were talking loudly through the previews, something that bothers me but not enough to say anything. After all, I can watch previews on my phone. But when the movie started, they didnt stop. I gave them about two minutes before I said (in an outdoor voice), "Fellas, no one paid to hear you narrate the movie." Not another peep.

[@desertrose0601]

Lol that’s awesome. I’m glad it worked!

[@felipet.s910]

You, sir, is a badass

[@angrysealion2259]

I'm stealing that one

[@charliesierra6919]

You may just be my new hero. Good job.

[@ashroskell]

donald stevens : Similar thing happened to me recently. I pulled out a large piano wire and managed to garrotte them both at once, in one, swift, silent motion. No one noticed until after the movie was over, and I ate their popcorn. Of course, this was all inside my head, but I enjoyed the fantasy almost as much as the movie. That’s how much the shear arrogance of these people gets to me ✌️

[@vitocorleone1462]

When the cat fight started, I would've just rotated 45 degrees with my popcorn

[@easley421]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Yawnpawn1]

Imagine it would all have been set up by the director of the movie!

[@noone7767]

At least would have been enjoyable

[@joeytaylor1021]

Vito Corleone and suddenly the whole movie just got a lot better

[@mckeoncrawford9463]

Great rant! The level of selfishness from those kinds of people is appalling. My worst/most satisfying experience comes from watching a group of teens get what they deserved after they took turns launching popcorn at different people scattered throughout our theater. This launching of popcorn went on for what seemed like half of the bag. Eventually they aimed at a couple near the front row. One of those ass clowns managed a direct hit on the boyfriend's dome. This man immediately took off his coat and turned around. He scanned the theater for the potential attackers. After a few seconds of unclear staring I slowly extended my arm up and pointed my finger towards the group behind me and to the left. The boyfriend gave me an appreciative nod and made his ascent. All 5 or 6 of said ass clowns immediately got up out of their seat and ran down the opposite stairs and out the emergency exit door. The icing on the cake came was when I noticed the boyfriend coming back down toward his seat chowing down on the half empty bag of popcorn. Victory.

[@chrisflorez4383]

hell yeah that was awesome!

[@parallaxmike7320]

Mckeon Crawford that's a great story

[@jamez6398]

Mckeon Crawford Aw, I wanted him to violently and horrendously murder them :(

[@emmanuelsilvera8032]

James Oldfield yeah i kept reading expecting a punch somewhere in there lol

[@Ufosxm]

Scheesh, cinemas in the us seems very different from Swedish ones. It might be our shy culture. We dont want to be loud 😆

[@monsterhanna6691]

I officially wanna live in Sweden. 😂

[@vktengizik9916]

Americans majorly have village manners always deaf and loud

[@myopia9032]

My worst: a lady next to me taking off her shoes and her stench coming out the whole movie.

[@aby110]

🤢🤢🤢

[@pepega5726]

LOL 😂 I would say something straight away

[@axtra9561]

😂

[@brandih9802]

Time to get the manager

[@lumpystilskin5367]

Now that's what i call 3d movie

[@caelandawe4250]

When I saw Avengers: Age of Ultron, some guy was next to me and he had his tablet on full brightness. He sat there through the whole movie. It was so bright it just annoyed the crap out of me. People just have no respect anymore. They just go into movie theaters to text or talk.

[@caelandawe4250]

Exactly.

[@alexprado6768]

I can't believe this who would do that during Age of Ultron

[@hoof31]

I don't understand we are in the golden age of superheroes movies but yet people talk,text and play on their devices like this is any shitty movie which it isn't and when enough time has past we want have these superheroes movies and our children are going to be so jealous going to try and relieve what we had by watching every movie on DVD or online just like when we did when our parents saw the classic 80's action movie that they loved.

[@alexprado6768]

Lord of Kek I think u should have

[@rotyler2177]

+Alex Prado Happened during my premiere. Parents took a 3 year old sat at the back and gave him a tablet.

[@thehumanity0]

Shit man, I get annoyed when people just laugh at literally everything when it's meant to be a serious movie. Your story about the pregnant teenager sounds like what a movie theater in Hell would be like.

[@YuniorGamboa]

Exactly

[@birdsamora9925]

Get out movie

[@thehumanity0]

@@birdsamora9925 Scary movies are absolutely the worst. Just one single person obnoxiously laughing can ruin the entire experience.

[@birdsamora9925]

@@thehumanity0 i saw a reaction on KZbin of the get out movie and people were laughing at moments that i don't think were meant to be funny, like at all.

[@maliyahscharf1132]

The Humanity as a person who tries not to laugh to hard when I finds facial expression hilarious I apologize

[@HeresyProducktionz]

My worst experience was similar to the one you described with the lumberjacks. I waited a year for Papillon (2018) to come to the theatre which locally was a limited screening. I went to a 10:30 pm showing alone and there was one couple in the theatre. As the movie started a bunch of teenage girls sat in the back row giggling laughing and talking during a serious tone sequence of the film. I had enough and said “not today!” Went back there and with a raised voice said I have been waiting a VERY long time to see this film. I can hear you from the front of the theatre! Can you please be quiet! Not another word after that but they were gone by the end of the film. A rare victory!

[@ValiareTheForsaken01]

That clip from Seinfeld plays in the theater in my town before every movie.

[@FlyingFocs]

That is amazing

[@krazyhorse799]

Valiare The Forsaken That's awesome where do you live and what's the name of the theater?

[@ValiareTheForsaken01]

Johny Zimmerman I live in a town called Alvin. It's about 45 minutes south of Houston, Texas. The theater is called Wellbourne Cinema Four.

[@Gordon2687]

Valiare The Forsaken Does it work?

[@ValiareTheForsaken01]

I can't say for every single movie viewing but I've never noticed anyone talking or otherwise disrupting my movie-going experiences.

[@maxvigarotti7904]

The worst is when you go to see a movie with someone who is a "commentator" but you don't know it beforehand

[@theghostlyfigure9989]

I personally commentate. BUT I hate people doing it at a theater. It's disrespectful for the people who payed to watch it. In my home i will but not in public.

[@philipsullivan9130]

One of my friends kept asking questions and it’s like just watch and you’ll get your answer to them.

[@sign543]

Max Volume - I can’t take the “questioner” movie friend. “Why’d he say that? What’s he doing? Why did she do that? What did she say? OMG, why are they doing that? What just happened?” 😂

[@philipsullivan9130]

@@sign543 Same here!!

[@rokukou]

Yorokobi and DemonPup respect

[@TheBackOfTheClassroom]

this video still doesn't have enough views in my opinion

[@slackdaddyg]

Yeah, and when I viewed it with my girlfriend she talked all the way through it! Some people!

[@jeremyedmond3095]

Middle Initial: G i've never seen a movie in the theaters as an adult with my mom. Mainly it would a waste of money; she'll just fall asleep like every movie.

[@jeremyedmond3095]

Middle Initial: G i've never seen a movie in the theaters as an adult with my mom. Mainly it would a waste of money; she'll just fall asleep like every movie.

[@jacel987]

I went to the theaters once and there was this couple that kept talking during the first 15 minutes of the movie. I respectfully asked them if they could be quiet, and they apologized and didn’t talk for the rest of the movie. IT WAS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD LIKE AGHHHH

[@lilkrispi9640]

Police: so what did you see at the movie can you describe it to us Chris: a really shit movie Police: no .... i meant the fight

[@ghostparty2062]

Chris: yeh the fight, it was terribly shot and the lighting was all over the place and don't get me started on the pacing. Police: no the fight in the theatre.

[@joeyjerry1586]

@@ghostparty2062, Chris: I already told you. Oh, and let’s add the fact it was so clear it was the stunt doubles fighting, not the actors. Police: NO...the real fight in the theatre, not on the screen!

[@RSG_TheMonster]

@@joeyjerry1586 Chris: Exactly, Iron Man and Captain America were fighting each other Police: I give up

[@darrylwoodbury]

This is why I go to the movies in the mornings. People are there to actually see the movies.

[@shayr.3412]

I went to the first morning showing of IT; chapter 2 at my local theater this past Saturday. It was the worst!

[@easley421]

Brought my 2 year old (she's almost 3) to Toy story 4. We were the ONLY people in the theater. It was her first movie. It was amazing.

[@batman66ism]

Darryl Me to I catch the very first shown not at night then Im out

[@noone7767]

@@easley421 .... Watched the movie joker like that ... A small number of people ... Still the annoying ones managed to sit behind me ... And *thank GOD* they did not like the movie and left early ...... And i loved the movie and the experience with almost empty theater

[@uchihajoel3064]

Basically why I go to “higher end” theatres where it’s only 21+. People paying a premium to watch a movie are usually there to enjoy the movie. I never have problems.

[@Larry]

My advice is go to the Matinee, 99% of the time, it's totally dead. I've had a theatre totally to myself sometimes. But annoyances for me? People kicking seats, and when I saw Jurassic Park, some fat kid was telling his friend everything that was going to happen next. My Mum got up and gave him a bollocking, rest of the cinema cheered :D

[@Larry]

***** Cheers, I try my best :)

[@thesmellofrain5478]

Good on her! Why would you sit there and spoil the movies for others? Some people are unbelievable

[@BriefcaseWanker]

***** also dont go during holidays. ugh

[@javariyearwood6792]

***** Did that actually happen?

[@Larry]

javari yearwood hand on heart it honestly did.

[@RexalityGaming]

Random lumberjack in theatre: NO TEXTING IN THE THEATRE! Chris: *doom eternal music starts playing*

[@RSG_TheMonster]

THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR IS YOU

[@rjkhemlani1996]

Come to Japan man. The theatre is always dead silent even when full.

[@AudhamEnThaTokyo]

Mostly because 50% of the Japanese people going to the cinema fall asleep after 10min in the movie. :D The only annoyance here is when they start snoring.

[@rjkhemlani1996]

Audham EnTha I guess it depends where exactly in the country then ;) My guess is because their English (I only watch the regular English version with Japanese subtitles) extremely weak, especially where I live, they really concentrate; not to mention the foreign accent. And overall, they are just respective in public, usually.

[@HerrWolli8583]

Here in Germany too. PPL talk until the lights go down and the trailers start.

[@fountaincap]

I'm glad there are still other countries where people are polite to one another.

[@fortblocks]

+RJK What? I'm packing my bags and calling the airport.

[@clonecommanderkp2435]

"There is hope for mankind,you're one of the chosen one" Im dying

[@anacarolinavallarino6428]

When I was watching X Men Apocalypse this 50-something year old couple went on to seat beside me, obviosuly they werent interested in this comic book movie because they were kissing and munching and giggling and an hour in I just had to turn to them and say 'I think motel rooms are cheaper than movie tickets you know? So why you have to be disturbing my movie? Like honestly'

[@terraemotus7044]

Well you are a badass

[@pranavdhokre8980]

did they shut up then?

[@philbup281]

sorry 'bout that. Sounds bad, cuz x-men apocalypse looks good

[@randomdude6281]

and did it worked ??

[@marcoholland1327]

¡Sold! XD

[@Guigley]

I remember seeing "The Artist" in theaters. There was an older couple a few rows behind me. It is a mostly silent movie, so there are dialogue cards that come up every time a character speaks. Every time a dialogue card came up on screen, he whispered the words into his wife's ear, as if she couldn't read.

[@danzeigler1622]

Here's an idea to suggest to movie theaters... Headphone jacks in seats. I'd love to be able to bring my bigass over the ear headphones and plug right into the sound system. Think of it! Total immersion into an Imax movie. And they already have that magical movie theater chain where no talking or texting occurs. It's the Alamo Drafthouse. We used to have one in Kalamazoo before traitorous assholes made it go away.

[@soulflaya2271]

Dan Zeigler oh man I’m actually having a lightbulb moment right now. Like for real, why is this not a thing??

[@Crazy_2100]

People are going to shove bubble gum and other shit in the jack just like these people always do

[@musict4379]

@@Crazy_2100 I hate people like that. Ruining stuff for others.

[@Crazy_2100]

Musict yeah it fucking sucks.

[@honkhonk8009]

Active noise cancellation in movie theaters. Jesus that would be amazing.

[@kanusbarzanuz4343]

I once visited a movie and there was this guy with Tourette Syndrom. He kept talking nonsens to himself but it seemd like he had absolutly no control over it. He annoyed me but I didn't feel like doing something about it because it was really sad. I wanted to give him a good time at the movie but he really distracted me. But some other, who was also annoyed, stood up and asked security to guide the man out of the cinema. I never felt such a mix of guilt and relief.

[@Lauren_210]

That reminded me of my experience of seeing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 back in 2008, which actually was my very first PG-13 movie. I was about 12 and there was also a guy with some kind of disability that caused him to make a bunch of noises that were out of his control and even though I was pissed off with the noise, I couldn't do anything about that cause I knew it would be wrong of me to discriminate someone out of a movie because of him having a disability.

[@laurawalsh2829]

@@Lauren_210 Thank you and Kanus, both...for your sensitivity. I hope you could get perhaps a screening for another time for that movie. For yourself and Kanus, Tourette's IS a disability that shows itself in involuntary movements and sometimes disruptive sounds under situations of stress or anxiety. Kudos to you both for your restraint: what not many would do, because they don't understand the nature of living with a disability. (PS -- I do not have Tourettes, but I have a son with autism -- who is very into movies, attentively so -- and a friend with whom I have gone to movies with: since flashing lights can trigger a seizure for her, I need to be mindful of scenes. Imagine having to go see a movie and then encountering something in a scene that can do that to you.) The struggle is real.

[@Lauren_210]

@@laurawalsh2829 I was diagnosed with autism at a very young age, so I know what it is like to live with a disability. I appreciate your comment and looking back on that experience, there haven’t really been other theater experiences like that ever since for the most part. I’ve had the occasional families who bring a crying baby to the theater (i.e. back in 2013 when I saw the second Hunger Games film and the baby cried during the first half of the film until the family had to leave), but nothing as major as that way back in the day.

[@apothecurio]

The thing is. The world isn't going to bend to you, you have to bend to it. If you have ticks, that is perfectly valid, but you can't expect to go to a movie theater and tick a bunch without annoying everyone and maybe getting kicked out.

[@stev6963]

Honestly that was the right thing to do. That guy knew he had a disruptive condition and while it is sad and not his fault, he should not be going to places that will disrupt the experience for the audience when he’s going to be letting his ticks out for everyone to hear. Fuck that, no one has to put up with that when they paid $10-$15 minimum to see a movie.

[@AlexandriaTheGreat99]

My worst movie going experience was when this family brought their young child to go see insidious chapter three. When I say young, I mean around three to four years old. The whole movie this family was talking and yelling and every time anything happened the child would hysterically cry. I was pissed and the manager came to talk to them once. They said they would quiet down but of course they didn't........I got the manager once more and they were then kicked out of the theater. On the way out the father of the family said "I was gonna pay" and laughed hysterically. Come to find out he stole my phone out of my purse and every time we called he would answer, laugh and then hang up. I had to disconnect my phone and buy a new one. Worst experience ever. I hate people

[@Danglybollocks]

alex paynter that story is a pile of bullshit. They wouldn’t let a 3-4 year old into insidious

[@AlexandriaTheGreat99]

TheMovieClipsChannel I wish it was. With parent permission they won't tell the parent no

[@shadowbullet439]

alex paynter Lol they stole your phone XDXDXD

[@ragephil5609]

alex paynter Why didn’t you call the police for theft?

[@AlexandriaTheGreat99]

Rage Phil I did but they said they only thing they could do is file a report which basically does nothing. I had no idea who these people were or where they were going. My phone didn't have any tracking so I just had to call the phone company and tell them to disconnect the phone. If the people came to activate the phone it would ring up that it was stolen

[@willemdafoeultrafan]

this reminds of when the child in front of me kept saying, "Iron Man DIED". i was so pissed.

[@reiniskaspars3022]

I remember going to the REVENANT with my gf and couple of friends. She was laughing and talking out loud with her friend next to her. She aint my gf anymore...

[@sbentsen2714]

aint got time for that! lol

[@yurihageshi8008]

She will Learn

[@adrianramirez8882]

Lol I bet she was just imaginary!!!

[@tardybloomer]

r/thathappened 🤠

[@RustyX2010]

Go MGTOW!

[@Torres89013]

At this point, I want to ask audience members why they do that. Now, I love audience's reactions to movies..a group laugh, a sigh, jump scare, etc. I love that. But why do some people take it too far?

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Claudio Torres Here's my story. I went to see Amazing Spider-Man 2 for the first time. There was a guy next to me with his phone on. He was texting, and the screen was so bright that it was causing a glare in my 3D glasses. I asked him to please turn his phone off, and he said to me, and I quote, "How about you shut yo' white ass mouth up 'fore I punch you in your shit!" When the movie ended, I "accidentally" stretched my foot out, and he tripped and tumbled over the rows below us. He had the misfortune of face-planting in a young girl's shirt, and I'm pretty sure his teeth snagged on her bra strap. Next thing I knew, I was comforting the trembling girl while the man was arrested. It was an interesting night.

[@naderzein2435]

Star Gamer 3120 this never happened

[@MasterLPG]

Would've been interesting to see this being handled in a court of law if there was CCTV cameras in the corners of the ceiling that caught proof of the incidents you claimed to have occurred via surveillance footage. :)

[@lastigesoma6126]

@@Double-R-Nothing fake news

[@MegaMagicdog]

Obviously parents are not teaching their kids how to behave in public. When I was a kid, we didn't dare disrupt a film at the theater. These kids (and their parents) are acting like they're entitled to do as they please. You'd think they owned the place!

[@BX138]

When I saw "Lost in Space" in the theater, I was the only person in the whole theater. It was wonderful.

[@88blankets5]

that reminds me of the time where me, my mom, and my brother went to see the first despicable me movie in the theater. it was just us three in there. far from our seats, there was also a guy watching the film who im assuming is the janitor. it was heaven.

[@Highbudget]

With good reason too

[@toongrowner1]

my brother and I got the luck to see into the spiderverse all by ourselve. It was wonderfull. Just had to make sure to tell the worked to keep the movie running for the after credit scene (and cause my brother and I love to read the names of the credits out loud). Serious, when I was watching the incredibles 2, they stopped the movie earlier cause most people allready left when the credits started.

[@Captaincrab77]

toongrowner1 I like telling the movie workers “Hold up! I wanna take a snap of my friend! His name is in the credits.”

[@toongrowner1]

@@Captaincrab77 I mean the chance is more than high that at least one name pops up, similar to someone you know. XD

[@kendrickputin2547]

Went to see Hereditary and when the kid gets decapitated some guy at the back of a reasonably packed cinema laughed like the bully in the Simpson’s

[@antd9201]

i wouldnt say thats annoying id say that thats just a reaction cus some people in the face of horrifying stuff laugh. its pretty common honestly

[@coolnerdlll6053]

As great as Hereditary and especially that scene was, the idea of playing Nelson over it is absolutely hilarious.

[@briannalee1998]

Omg! What a horrible and immature girl and what shitty manager. Like seriously, do your job. I think the people who work in those places should have someone stay in during the movie, so that they can stop stuff like that from happening. How do people not know that it's impolite and against the rules to talk at loud in a movie theater?

[@DrunkMetalHead4]

Brianna Lee um, he said the manager told them to leave so he did do his job...

[@heretyk_1337]

I don`t get it... If someone annoys you- tell them to fuck off, and in such a way, they won`t have an answer to it. And it is not only about movies- that is rule in life to follow. You have no idea how lovley it is in shop, when some guy tries to be funny, picking on cassier, and blocks entire queue, and you just burst with "Hey, Romeo, aren`t you 50 kilograms too old for the lady?". How nobody fucks with you afterwards. Don`t be polite I was working part time at gass station, and this pair showed up, asked me to tank their car. In their car there was their three male friends, drining beer. I wanted to ask car owner about something, but since he disappeard inside station`s shop, i just gave up- basically made few steps in one then other direction, and returned to the car, wanting to fill the tank. One of those guys sitting in it suddenly put his head through the window and "jokingly" told me that if i am this "fast" they will complain, as i am slow as "fucking snail" and that i am "fucktard". My initial thought was to pull him out by the ears and kick his teeth one by one, as i don`t let people offend my for free, but i got vindictive and tried to do this smart. So i showed my head in the car, looked him in the eyes and said: - If you have any problems with me sir, if you think my services aren`t satisfying, you can always file in complaint... There is only one small problem, a troglodyte like you would have to know how to write first". He jumped in his seat, as his friends laughed at him, and asked me if i want him to get out. I answered with: - Please, my pleasure. There is a camera over my head. All you have to do is throw a first punch, and what happens afterward will not be my fault and will not be held against me. So, want to try me? I am in no mood for joking... Guy just sat down, quietly. I added. - Didn`t think so. Have good day Literally he didn`t make a sound anymore. Being nice works only on other people who are nice If i was present at that cinema, and that black girl would start behaving, like we owe her something, i`d grab her by the hair, and would just drag her out, pregnant or not. I have no patience or want to wait for some manager to react...

[@heretyk_1337]

Rashaun Browne- fact is, even most of rude people will back out if you seem to be about to rip their heads off. I literally scared three bigger muscular men one day, with just looking at them(funny thing i was just walking my dog, and i really just looked at them like "oh, three guys are walking from opposite direction"- i didn`t want to fight or anything, just minding my own, completly in my own world. I cannot help it, that i look like a serial killer). If a 180 cm tall guy with shaven head looks at you like on a piece of shit, despite the fact there is 3 of you, and all of you are way taller and more muscular then him... there are 2 options: a) he is fucking crazy, or b) he is so full of himself due to some nasty skills. Both mean- better leave him alone You can win the fight without even fighting. And it usually stops people from trying to be smart. But as you said, that is just the way i do things :)

[@charliewhite2625]

I remember one time a baby brought its mother to the movies, and instead of the baby removing itself from the theater when it started crying, The mother kept shushing through out the whole movie. Really ruined those dramatic moments in the Dark Knight. I guess the baby was a really really huge Batman fan..

[@asher8754]

If she had not been pregnant I'd have punched the bitch out but still would slap her people like that only respect force.

[@Orphealerote]

Went and saw The Avengers when it came out in theatres. Some actual idiot brought her baby to the film. A literal baby. And this is The Avengers, in a theatre, where the explosions were hard for MY ears to handle. The baby was crying the. whole. time. It got to that point in the movie where Loki is making a bunch of civilians kneel and one old guy is like nah, and I realized in that moment that I had no idea what was going on because the baby had been so distracting its screaming had just filled my head. Like a second after realizing this, there was a quiet moment in the movie and my dad shouted out (we were in the front of the theatre and the woman and her baby were in the very back and I could STILL hear it as if it was beside me) "No one is enjoying this, ESPECIALLY not the baby. Take it outside for its sake as well as ours" The lady did NOT leave. Baby kept crying. In the next 20 minutes that followed other people took my dad's lead (the theatre was packed) and continued shouting out for the baby to be removed. No one was rude, just firm. She eventually got up and left and I realized I had a killer headache. It's my belief that if you're gonna have a baby, either you get a babysitter for it every time you want to go out, or you don't go out at all. You made the choice to have a kid, so deal with the fact that you won't be able to see public shows for 2-4 years.

[@hiattgrey9161]

The same thing happened to me when I went to see Transformers: The Last Knight, he started crying at the freaking beginning! But thankfully, he was quiet throughout the whole movie.

[@pablobarrios7681]

Hiatt Grey that baby made you a favor dude.... I have no intention to offend you and your taste, I was just making a joke, have a nice day 😀

[@ghost_vivs]

I remember when I was little there was a babysitting place in a theater close to my house which is honestly the best idea ever, but they took it off...why?

[@Zowayix93]

That really is an awesome idea. I'd do it myself but I'm a scary beard monster and also I hate children

[@winter.soldier721]

Alabean Same thing happened when I saw Divergent.

[@matildegd9965]

When I went to see the Force Awakens at the EARLY PREVIEWS, when I and everybody else was in costume, and I'm SUPER pumped, The previews end and you see the "In a galaxy far far away" titles followed by the amazing swell of the music and the roll of the titles, and what do people do? TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE OF IT WITH FLASH OF COURSE!!!!!!!!! DUDE THIS IS HONESTLY ONE OF THE COOLEST PARTS AND YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE WHO JUST WANTS TO ENJOY IT!!! TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FUCKING POSTER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! GOD I WAS MAD!!!

[@erikhakansson591]

That is so fucking stupid, how did they seriously justify something like that? So disrespectful.

[@NekoKingGodzilla]

I turned off my flash, put my brightness down and recorded the reaction but the people in my theater full flash the screen was white and shit bruh wtf

[@grandsonofvader]

Some idiots were laughing at a picture on their phone when the Star Wars logo appeared and the music swelled. I was even crying during the powerful title crawl.

[@Rsbhandy]

That's also illegal.

[@Crowbar]

+Matilde Gomez actually in my theater, when the Star Wars intro started, EVERYONE shut up and the whole theater was completely silent. Was a great experience.

[@VarSUBTOVAR]

I come back to this video every time I have a bad theater experience. A couple week's ago I had an awful experience watching The Batman and today I had the worst theater experience I've ever had watching X.

[@DragonFromAnotherWorld]

"And today is when all hell broke loose-" (Nissan ad pops up) XD

[@babybabybay5303]

Her0 Zer0 hahah I got a Honda ad 😂😂😂

[@titannation137]

Her0 Zer0 i got a Detroit ad lol

[@mathviolet]

I got Panasonic >

[@oriondurdaller3349]

Her0 Zer0 That happened to me no joke!

[@drakesanderson520]

I got Pizza Pops

[@potatoesaregood5127]

There's a theater that I am in love with. You can order food, and the employees bring it out to you without you even noticing it, recliner chairs, you name it, they got it. The other policy is that any talking louder than a very soft whisper is punished by getting kicked out from the showing. They literally give you a paper and pencil to talk to your friends and order food so that there's no talking. I was there one time, and these people were talking, within 45 seconds of them talking they were already gone. Honestly the best theater, well worth the expensive food, and they have tickets for like $3 because of the expensive food lol.

[@JupiHornet1]

What's that theater called? Sounds pretty good :P

[@TheDantrafford]

Alamo Drafthouse! Greatest theater chain in existence.

[@grixonyt]

Potatoes are good you have earnt your n word pass use it with you at all times

[@BlueDebut]

They have a place here in Tucson Arizona where there's a restaurant in the lobby and you can order almost any food for your seats and they deliver it to you. Anything from margaritas and beer to burgers and sirloin. Its called Roadhouse Cinema.

[@NumaanTahir]

That's like heaven for me I need to travel there

[@paulstaker8861]

Funniest movie experience. Titanic 3d in Singapore. Singapore, very developed, highly cultured country. Everything was nice and quiet. The "I'm flying Jack!" scene comes up: Everyone and their mother flips out their phone to take pictures of the screen. They took 2d pictures, of a 3d movie. I had to contain my laughter. Ok so I thought, THIS is Singapore for me.

[@bellametallica]

I would love to watch Titanic in 3D mostly for the "propeller guy" scene lol.

[@seaofflowers.]

@@bellametallica Lmfao😂

[@ShadnicThe]

My bad annoying idiot experience: Went with my best friend to go watch Avengers End Game the day after it was released in theaters (Since in Australia, movies normally release on Thursday). Mind you, I had been at work all day, getting through a very slow work day getting excited to watch a movie that I've have been waiting 11 years to see since the original Iron Man. So I finish work at 5:30pm, go to pick up my mate from his place, and at about 6:30pm, we're sitting in the theater in a Gold Class theater, getting pumped to watch it. Most of the people in that room are massive Marvel fans I assume, as we were able to watch most of the movie in peace. But. When the final battle happens... There's one guy behind me and my friend who gets a phone call, answers, and after a minute screams out "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IRON MAN USES THE GAUNTLET TO KILL THANOS!!!!" Oh man... The *entire* movie theater exploded in outrage over this. Me and my friend get up and throw our drinks and food at this asshole, screaming in rage over how this movie was ruined for us now. This man literally experienced the equivalent of Cersei doing her walk of shame, with people screaming at him, throwing drinks and food as he ran out of the theater. And because we ALL made a complaint, we all got a refund for our tickets, food, and beverages, AND we got a free gold class ticket to a movie of our choice that could be redeemed within a year's time. But to this day... That man has my eternal hatred for ruining an event that I waited 11 years to see. Fuck that guy, I hope he burns in hell.

[@RareCinephile]

Hey! I found you in 2020!

[@mysticalx7974]

He deserved it, didn't he?

[@astropictures4396]

Holy fucking shit man I’m so sorry that happened. That’s probably the worst experience anyone could possibly have ever in a cinema

[@drake909]

Dude I feel immensely sorry for you. And yes, fuck that guy.

[@YoloTB]

Well you didn't really wait 11 Years for Avengers Endgame now did you? Because no one knew about that movie 11 Years Ago

[@hubbalc]

The 570 thumbs down are the people we all hate to sit near at movies. Thank you for this.

[@princekatana8792]

"and suddenly the movie got better" I laughed at this so hard!

[@isuk]

Imagine having a fetish for horses

[@princekatana8792]

@@isuk That would be really weird

[@karimebat4296]

me too

[@rhiencrouch6799]

I got really annoyed with a mate of mine during the opening day of infinity war. He would constantly try and chst with me about things we just saw on screen. Also when he finished his drink he kept sucking making the gurgling sound and instead of removing the lid and straw to finish the drink he slowly pulled the straw up making a scraping noise. A man next to me was so agitated and confronted us. This was during the climax of the movie and i felt so bad for him. Therefore im seeing endgame alone this year

[@toongrowner1]

In germany we luckely don't have to deal with annoying movie goers, at least in my hometown as far as I can tell.... though I recently went with two friends (seperatly) who where not in a cinema for years. had to inform both of them to talk about more quiet when being in the cinema.

[@whyjordie]

If you can’t shut up during movies don’t go to the theater, it’s simple

[@molliee5183]

Seriously like I get some people are the type to ask questions and talk and thats fine but DO IT AT HOME don’t subject all of us to it 😭

[@princesmith8008]

@@molliee5183 Oh that's nothing, we had some people dancing and hooting during a fckin horror movie. 🥴

[@maddiereid5676]

In Japan people in the cinema are so freakin silent take note the cinema was full and there are no single noice in the cinema and the finish it until the very end of the casting

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

Sounds like heaven! *noise *voice ;)...sorry just had to 😳

[@mynameuhhhleg]

Same where i live

[@odgarig8601]

Brb, gotta move to Japan.

[@mmoarchives2542]

which is why i respect japan, the reason they sit through the credits is because they don't want to disrespect the film makers, they honor everyone in every work, japan has to be the most structured society on earth

[@makasete30]

You can also order beers as you watch. No one gets drunk though. Completely silent, clean, everyone tidied up. It’s really nice and pleasant experience and you can just enjoy the movie.

[@ColosToyBoxToyLearningforKids]

Soo... The black pregnant teen girl is brenda from scary movie 😂😂😂

[@HickoryDickory86]

"Shake-a-spear In Love!"

[@QueenAmour8888]

Lol!!!

[@callmemrnoskin1166]

Colo's ToyBox- Toy Learning for Kids omg! I was thinking the same thing! 😂😂😂

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

Her death in that movie was so satisfying to watch for me.

[@ColosToyBoxToyLearningforKids]

@@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets facts 😂

[@pokemonmanic3595]

You know that scene in "Scary Movie" where all the moviegoers kill Brenda for being annoying? Yeah, I wish that was legal.

[@abird9387]

hell, even the pope came!

[@rockyraccoon24]

TRUE!!!!

[@vincentshellacque6228]

That's a spoof on a scene from Scream 2.

[@vincentshellacque6228]

That's a spoof on a scene from Scream 2.

[@zacharysiple629]

2:57 I watched 12 Angry Men with my Grandma a couple months ago. She did that. "Oh, Henry Fonda, oh is this that person, oh is that this person?" Aggressively I paused the movie and read the actors off of the case. She said "never mind" but I said: "No! You're not doing this for 90 minutes!" It's one of the best movies with one of my worst experiences. I should see it again alone.

[@jondoe2977]

Just hearing about these experiences made me angry! People who are disruptive in the cinema should be banned from them.... Permanently.

[@joejitsu034]

We don’t have this problem in England. It’s pretty much silent . It seems to me a lot of Americans are inconsiderate pricks in the theatre.

[@finn.816]

When I went to go see Knives Out with my whole family, there were these two women behind us, who were being obnoxiously loud and calling out everything. For example, during the will reading, when Linda says “this is still our house!” the people behind us yelled “THE HOUSE IS AN ASSET!!” It ruined the whole scene.

[@generic4012]

Hopefully you went on a long ear-blistering rant to them

[@symelolol]

literally saw knives out recently as well, and had teenagers next to me being obnoxious

[@Niobesnuppa]

I live in Norway, so all english language movies here are subtitled. At the premiere of Harry Potter and te Prisoner of Azkaban, this lady was sitting next to me and reading all the subtitles out loud to her kid, throughout the entire movie.

[@WarDankEagle]

=(

[@Theforeveraloneguy]

I live in Norway too and I hate when people constantly check their phones in the theatre.

[@awkwarddumbass6949]

I live in Norway too. If your kid can't read subtitles bring them to a dubbed movie or wait until the movie comes out on DVD, blu Ray or streaming.

[@SummerHaze12]

What the hell ?!

[@hlk323]

Niobesnuppa jeg skulle se dragetreneren og det satt et barn ved siden av meg. Helt seriøst, gjennom hele filmen satt han og sa hva som skulle skje. Han spoilet hele filmen...

[@andreadonis6979]

These kind of things happen to me all the time. One time I went full-on George Costanza, people started clapping, just like in Seinfeld, and then the guy gets up and he was like "the tallest skinhead I've ever seen". He asked me "What have you just said?", and I told him, of course, "Nothing, I didn'nt said anything. Did I say something?" and he went away. But for some reason he become silent for the rest of the movie,and that was good.

[@BronzNazareth]

The thing that annoys me the most is people who take their seeds to the theater. If the kid is quiet fine, but most of the time newborns/toddlers are going to you know...cry, and they knew this was going to happen. Get a babysitter! If they promptly get up and take the baby out the cinema, okay fine, no problems. But...Sometimes that is not the case and the kid just cries on and on forever. There's other things that happened to me for sure, but this popped in my head first :) Will be back later. Great channel man, I subbed immediately upon seeing your first review.

[@Bantis_Aruvar]

I HATE THIS. Once I saw people bring a baby to see TRANSFOMERS and they must have known it was going to be loud. Theres no way to see that movie in the theater without it being loud and the baby cried like four times and i don't blame him (It was a Michael Bay movie).

[@petergriffin355]

Not sure why I went to see it, but when I went to see Battleship back in 2012 a lady brought her baby with her, to Battleship.

[@petergriffin355]

2MafiaProductions Well interestingly enough there wasn't a plot in ghost rider 2

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

A couple brought a young kid to Dawn of the planet of the apes (DPA? how do I abbreviate that?) and ofcourse he started crying, but they actually left with the kid and didn't come back. Kind of felt bad for them.

[@windowsVD]

That was pretty much my entire screening for Monsters University, the kid would not stop crying especially during the climax!

[@rockstarzaid19]

Especially at a film like A Quiet Place, where silence is a crucial part of the movie experience, these 3 idiot high school kids sat right behind me and talked and laughed throughout the film. The guy among them jumped from his row to the seat next to mine and ran out the theatre thrice during the film. A girl kept laughing, squealing and snorting throughout the film. I had bought popcorn and two minutes into the film, I set it aside and stopped eating to be courteous to others, and these fuckers had no respect for anybody else.

[@tinyfroghag]

Zaid Malack As soon as I seen the trailer for that movie I told my husband we were going to have to wait for it to come out on DVD or HBO because I *knew* seeing it in theaters would ruin the experience for me. People are assholes.

[@rockstarzaid19]

Freckled Fox Smart move! Yes they are hahaha

[@caidema]

Zaid Malack i would lose my shit.

[@rockstarzaid19]

Caidema Official I almost did!

[@amestrianidiot]

That’s why you beat their heads against their chairs.

[@vanishingstone1637]

I hate people telling the characters in movies what to do or not to do. As if they didn´t have to act according to the script. This world is full of the dumbest people imaginable.

[@asapluke]

People were doing that while I was watching a quiet place, it was the worst.

[@jimbeauchamp1135]

Burnintreez321 Yeah, it rhymes with diggers.

[@CarbineCraig]

This is still relatable today. I went to see Mission Impossible 7 and heard some couple chatting right behind me THE ENTIRE FILM.

[@dadabubz2674]

Honestly I like it when the audience reacts to film. Not by talking or texting during the movie but I do like it when people laugh out loud at the jokes in the movie or cheer during action sequences. It makes the movie experience so much better.

[@supastar25]

dada bubz The laughs..genuine laughs that came from the audience when I watched 'Hot tub time machine' were great and made the experience for me! But yeah..chatting during the film is unacceptable.

[@dadabubz2674]

Yep. I even had some experiences with like Guardians of the Galaxy where when I watched it with an audience and I could hear the crowd reaction it made the film seem amazing but when I watched it on DVD by myself I had alot less fun with it.

[@paradoxacres1063]

dada bubz The audience in my theater _cheered_ during a certain "Hammer scene" in _Age of Ultron_. It was amazing! (Of course, the little girl kicking the back of my seat throughout the movie did test my patience a little.)

[@artski09]

dada bubz i got the whole audience to laugh at the end of Transformers 4 after prime shot the g man i say to my dad ''well that was anti climatic ''

[@dadabubz2674]

Hircine Nice.

[@cheekerpot3008]

Im tall so when people continuesly kick my seat I will sit as straight as I can and they will usually have my head blocking a good portion of the screen ;p

[@kassyyar97]

Im 150 cm so you can imagine Im very tiny in comparison :( I have to ask tall people to lower their head because they wont let me see the movie, I often feel bad for asking that to them but theres not much I can do either

[@arjundutta5521]

R/madlad

[@agravery223]

@@kassyyar97 change seats or see a different show???

[@kassyyar97]

A Gravery I could say the exact same thing towards the tall person, right? But I wont, I am not at fault for being short as well as a tall person is not at fault for being tall, but both can work together to make it more comfortable, being sympathetic towards your neighbor is always appreciated.

[@errornoname23]

*_HUZZAH! A GENDER PRONOUN OF QUALITY!_* (edit: I changed it to gender pronoun because it’s 2020 and someone is gonna start screaming at me.)

[@jahrta]

I have a solution for people like the ones you're describing: electrified seats

[@AcevedoVideoStore]

Perfect idea.

[@theuniversewithin2065]

Glock to the neck. Woah! I have the theater to myself! Yay!

[@cinemachild1542]

how about a seat that shocks you every time you're being disruptive

[@theuniversewithin2065]

@@cinemachild1542 ejection seat

[@alexthebudgie9071]

Time you are making more then 15-20 Decibels of sound, you get an electric shock. Enough to be uncomfortable but not enough to hurt the, not too much to make them make too much noise.

[@Fi_Sci_]

Had an experience when Watching The Rise of Skywalker sitting next to my younger sibling, who usually is pretty quiet during movies ( truthfully I never sit beside them often so I wouldn’t know what her true temperament was during movies). But basically what happened every 10 or 20 minutes is that she would ask me “What’s going on?” “Who’s that?” “What’s that Blow dryer droids name?” And *basically just questions that would be answered seconds later* and my calm responses were usually “Please just watch the movie.” Or “I’m trying to enjoy the movie so can you please be quiet.” I didn’t expect much silence but thankfully towards the end of the movie she was completely silent and respectful. I left the Theater with a smile on my face looking forward to what will come next from Star Wars.