The Emoji Movie - Movie Review

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Chris Stuckmann reviews The Emoji Movie, starring T.J. Miller, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, Steven Wright, Jennifer Coolidge, Patrick Stewart, Christina Aguilera, Sofía Vergara, Rachael Ray, Sean Hayes. Directed by Tony Leondis.

[@luketree6225]

The face of a broken man....

[@amiralighaznavi9927]

Luke tree lol

[@bkwj2481]

Luke tree true😂

[@vincentinmemphisvkm]

Luke tree true

[@jarrodedson5441]

Luke tree He looked like he has no soul

[@miklogron6883]

meme machine g

[@Scorpio-on8yr]

Keep in mind that the Popeye remake was cancelled for this.

[@evildr.porkchop7602]

Scorpio No its not cancelled, just inconcivably delayed since 2012. I think.

[@IP_Films01]

Pootis Man no it was canceled

[@animefanp260]

Watching Samurai Jack only made me hate this thing (cuz it ain't a movie) more

[@fatdude2763]

But it wasn't cancelled for this, Genndy left because Sony interfered too much with Popeye as a character. Please stop spreading misinformation.

[@xavigarcia9372]

Pretty sure it wasnt cancelled beca use of this and also a popeye movie will probably underperfome at the box office

[@moonlitdreamer8051]

When Food Fight has a better rating.

[@ajrm620]

Master Vivi Does it really? If so, I'm gonna die of laughter.

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

ajrm6200 Yep. On IMDb, FoodFight! has a rating of 1.8 out of ten. The Emoji Movie? A 1.5 OUT OF TEN RATING.

[@muhammadabiyyu8528]

It's 1.4 now

[@Breadhead97]

While watching this review I literally thought to myself "I bet I'd enjoy Food Fight more than this movie."

[@Alext-wx7hr]

Master Vivi 😂😂😂

[@justinwhy6404]

Your intro was more entertaining than the entire Emoji movie

[@kunjbiharibudania4866]

So true😂😂😂

[@asternightingale4020]

It isn't hard to beat a 0.

[@drthraxine]

What a generic stupid comment that everybody is using in all youtube videos, and what's more impressive is the number of douchebags that likes it.. Well done ass hole

[@teddythekingofbears]

@@drthraxine stfu

[@PussInBootsTheLastWishFan2003]

The intro was scary and meh

[@benm5970]

This movie is what everyone feared The LEGO Movie was gonna be

[@stardust1815]

Ben McDonald Thankfully it wasn’t.

[@danielpease641]

Very true. But The Lego Movie was amazing. This is not.

[@lothanyfountain9443]

Even if the lego movie ended up being bad, it was still pretty amazing the type of animation they used mixed in with real lego and cgi.

[@dankerbell]

@@lothanyfountain9443 lego* and it was all cgi

[@lothanyfountain9443]

@@dankerbell thanks😅

[@bigbucks1594]

this must not be Patrick Stewart's last movie

[@sarsona_3611]

TheLordOfTheMemes *You know, Logan... this is what a shitty movie feels like. A piece of shit, with society who are slowly becoming retarded with each other. Shitty place. You should take a moment and feel it.*

[@telephonontv]

*Stab through the Heart*

[@dawsonretter6727]

NatFillion S You should post this as an actual comment and not just a reply. This masterpiece is much better than the emoji movie

[@smashin]

Well you know the crap emoji is getting a spinoff so...

[@issacmcgann9918]

he had to go out strong

[@kasinokaiser1319]

It doesn't deserve an F, it deserves an F-

[@l9mit]

id give it an a+

[@TheBuckoJohnson]

I give it a G for garbage.

[@grantpolifka1521]

I'd give it the shit emoji

[@Mrtfarrugia]

Grant Polifka that's being too generous.

[@grantpolifka1521]

Mrtfarrugia- You're right, it should get a middle finger from God

[@namesaretuff]

1:14 Imma drop an F for people who are wearing headphones.

[@mikebryant4743]

Shut the fuck up

[@selflessclock9218]

Mike Bryant you shut the fuck up kid

[@sopmodjunyaaa]

That part should of been longer imo

[@naikeen5487]

@@mikebryant4743 you

[@SaltyD3plorable]

@@mikebryant4743 wow what got your panties in a bunch??

[@mjuzumaki]

The biggest plot hole on the movie in my opinion is why would the kid have problems talking to the girl if he already has her number? Bitch, that's like 70% of the race.

[@antwanscott97]

Marcial Santana #EmojiMovieLogic

[@MrGeekFreek]

What's the other 30%?

[@lalaelien]

Other 30 percent is anal

[@subnormal2577]

rohypnol does the rest, in some cases it does 100% of the work, ask bill

[@alt0799]

Totally not taken from JeremyJahns.

[@FryedPidgey]

At 1:14 there's an audio issue. I suggest increasing your volume.

[@phillwithanf6698]

FryedPidgey thanks for the heads up, the advice helped!

[@NarwhalGamingNG]

FryedPidgey there is going to be somebody who does that

[@SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon]

Thanks for the heads up! I was able to hear it at full volume. Thought it was just my phone!

[@Itss-JJ]

Fuck you! And thank you that is hilarious! But fuck you!

[@dabd8175]

ty man idk why its bugged :)

[@JoseLopez-mp2qs]

1 year later the fidget spinner movie

[@spiritboxgamer2787]

Clorox Bleach can l drink you

[@valen9835]

1 year later the gummibears movie

[@qwertyneo5725]

Clorox Bleach 2 years later clorox bleach movie and its adventures........ Bet you'd like it 😂😂😜

[@qwertyneo5725]

PhantomPanic directed by Quentin tarantino 😎

[@qwertyneo5725]

dafuqawew for sure FAM😎😼

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

wow a jump scare that worked.

[@bruhboissupportsystemfordr7686]

Just

[@raezwhat3413]

Y'all fucking broke Chris. See why we can't have nice things? See?!?

[@laslalal8451]

and it... *_SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111_*

[@xypher321]

I find the times you didn't shift for exclamation points and they came out as 1s adorable.

[@ivanrivera3293]

@@xypher321 Intentional

[@Alibaba-lr9ru]

@@xypher321 look at the entity of Tem from Undertale

[@chenugent]

XDDDD

[@dio66791]

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[@deafgate7473]

1:14 Goodbye headphone users.

[@RocketHouse54]

D3AFGAT3 FURIOUS Yes.

[@energizer61bunny]

D3AFGAT3 FURIOUS I'm not okay

[@AlkisGD]

WHAAAAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[@hardcore_jedx06jp5]

Ear RAPE

[@donnellcoleman7784]

I'm deaf

[@patty1h]

He always makes me laugh when reviewing BAD movies - he looks so sad and defeated and depressed at the waste of his time and brain cells.

[@rapidreaders7741]

Remember boys, POPEYE was sacrificed.

[@professoroak5162]

Why did they have to sacrifice our lord and savior popeye?

[@JustyMe]

Actually it isn't connected. They had some issues before they came up with the emoji movie.

[@denzelromero4796]

Rapid Readers It didn't look good at all lol

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Hentai Senpai explain

[@Splatoon2News]

Hentai Senpai more than the emoji movie. No way

[@achikahola]

1:14 a 2 second review of the movie

[@yeetyeet-cj8jj]

E T c

[@johnnyzero8853]

He should review another shitty movie called The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. It SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKED!!!!!!!!

[@willemboele2079]

ib am pressing this over and over again, nearly suffocating myself from laughter

[@FNA4E]

My ears bled at that moment.

[@achikahola]

My eyes bleed because I just read the dumbest comment ever

[@mandaloretheinevitable]

1:14 R.I.P. headphone users

[@norts9996]

Mario Master of fuck me sideways on a monday that scared me

[@liyah5269]

i think I'm deaf now and it scared the shit out of me

[@Zowayix93]

I was a headphone user. Now my ears are just gone.

[@c.lawnmower_]

Mario Master You mean 0:36 😜

[@JudeNassar]

What a Jumpscare!!!😱

[@ankleshnapper6720]

1:14 i literally fell out of my bed i was so shook

[@GEEKFREAK02]

Seeing Chris upset is like seeing your favorite teacher getting upset

[@Sir.PhillipLucero]

Chris said calmly

[@yoo7289]

When he yelled at 1:14 it scared me so hard

[@Youarekenough]

Same, it is legit scared the crap out of me

[@Greendalewitch]

The Andrej Epic I was fearful he might hunt us down and kill us for demanding a review of this movie.

[@diutrinh1240]

The Andrej Epic Oh my ear... I have a ear phone on

[@osskeet]

Because you're a bitch

[@dreamerzone8]

I was babysitting my 5 year old niece and nephew when watching this and had the volume up real loud because he was so quiet at the start. When he yelled my nephew hid under a blanket and my niece laid down on the floor and screamed "I'm scared!"

[@rapidreaders7741]

2017 - The Emoji Movie 2018 - The Gangnum Style Movie 2019 - The Bottle-flip Movie 2020 - The Dab Movie 2021 - The Fidget Spinner Movie

[@Bocqurant]

Rapid Readers I would actually be interested in the Gangnum Style Movie.

[@thesecondcomingofpotato36]

Forrest With a pipe

[@FmrFox-no6yk]

Rapid Readers I want gangum style movie

[@blazingbojo4932]

Rapid Readers 2022- The lazy town movie, but that would actually be decent

[@christopherbuckley5929]

2017 The year I kill myself

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

THE EMOJI MOVIE - 6% on Rotten Tomatoes THE ROOM - 35% on Rotten Tomatoes

[@grahamkristensen9301]

At least The Room has entertainment value.

[@0123renee]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, EMOJI MOVIE!!

[@nationradical]

I did not her, I did not hit her, I did not! Oh hi Emoji Movie! How's your sex life? IT SUCKED!!!!!

[@manuginobilishair5662]

But the Room is the greatest movie of all time?

[@dominicscreativefilms]

Your profile pic makes this comment even better

[@RandomLeveledLoot]

The scream really caught me off guard. For movies like this, you really should give them a made up "F-"

[@Shadowofthebarren7286]

Tasze Kodamai F- is a thing, it means 0-20.

[@alecbormia4523]

I think you mean a "banished to the shadow realm" tier

[@carl3804]

Fifity shades darker: oh no we made the worst movie of this year The emoji movie: hold my beer

[@Leahbabez14]

Honestly the only thing I hate about fifty shades of grey is that you see no sex yet it's based on.... sex

[@ra1lgunz268]

Fifthy shades darker: oh no we made the worst movie this year The last knight: hold my beer The emoji movie: NO HOLD MY BEER

[@LegoWarFims]

Otaku geek 92 Last Knight over those two shitty movies

[@gcnelite5983]

Hold my 🍺

[@Reckno64]

Eaxl I see your point, though in my opinion the fact that the emoji movie set out to do just that, in its own right makes it a worse film. It feels kinda sick that they would stoop so low to send kids a bad message for the sake of money. That's what I think at least.

[@jamesmason7979]

One thousand dislikes? Must be from the people who dropped their phones when Chris screamed.

[@senilegrandpa5763]

and/or the people who loved this movie

[@sparklepunkenthusiast]

James Mason it's probably just jacksfilms disliked with 1000 accounts

[@Pacifica17]

probably people who hated his stupid intro to the review.

[@abraham3673]

Senile Grandpa i find it hard to believe anyone would love this movie

[@pearlmcj]

Thank you for this comment, I saw it and lowered my volume just in time to save my eardrums

[@RonMinecraft2022]

The movie wasn’t even “Meh”

[@dalberttran8134]

The it was worse than shit it belongs in the recycle app forever and NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER download it again.

[@claws811]

Dalbert Tran what’s ‘the it’?

[@speigelspike3600]

Meh

[@datboi7160]

Im the 899th liker

[@theminecraft2516]

The Emoji movie is a 10/10 compared to the Norm of the North Saga

[@triton2397]

I was kicked out of the cinema whilst watching this movie because I started fake laughing very, very loudly.

[@LionmaneElsie08]

Triton 23 omg that’s actually hilarious 😂

[@l5098]

Was anyone else in the theatre?

[@leahflops9425]

Bs

[@hjplant9292]

If there were other people there then it sounds like you were just being annoying and unfunny.

[@leahflops9425]

@@hjplant9292 right? It's just a dick move

[@guidethelight3707]

So it's divergent and the angry bird movie mixed together? also 1:14 was the closest I've ever come to seeing a person achieve super sayian

[@ranpo_edogawa]

Actually it's Divergent and Wreck it Ralph mixed, but you know fucking terrible.

[@abraham3673]

Lovey Dovey plus the Lego movie and Inside Out

[@RichChanLikesTacos]

This movie made chris stuckmann go super saiyan Its like the emoji movie is frieza

[@zandg6477]

RIP my ears

[@RatelHBadger]

Volume level over 9000?

[@rosalieangevine866]

That framed photo of Nicholas Cage though.

[@trafalgusapple6948]

How majestic he looks

[@AlCapone265]

The one true God

[@JGD714]

I need to get something Majestic like that.

[@brendencline6583]

Rosalie Angevine oh that was nicholas cage?

[@fuxwithit]

I love it

[@maxmantell5009]

1:14-there should be a 10 hour version of that scream

[@jaumecerda6752]

Calm down satan

[@bassinblue]

10 hours isn't long enough

[@KevinKosmoArt]

His scream made me think of "Let The Bodies Hit the Floor" intro

[@buried4430]

and it SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

[@johnnyzero8853]

It would sound like a Super Saiyan scream

[@joshjohnson7706]

Fuuuuck that intro was so quiet I had the volume turned all the way up, then you made me drop my phone and shit myself. Thank you.

[@2EXTREME2008]

Josh Johnson Need any help cleaning that up?

[@RadishDoctor]

I specifically watched this from the toilet for that very reason.

[@GolerGkA]

💩

[@cerebralwolf666]

Josh Johnson pwussy

[@poihpioakarp8845]

Josh Johnson RIP headphone users

[@candiigurl7893]

Outside of being terrible on all fronts, the Emoji Movie was a film no one asked for. This movie had the traits of what makes a movie truly horrendous.

[@almondjoy4938]

candiigurl7893 The "no one ask for this" line of reasoning is rather idiotic but I get your sentiment.

[@jokafoxy6516]

worst thing is it will make loads of money and probably get a sequel

[@brandoncastano6900]

candiigurl7893 Sony cancelled Popeye for this

[@jadenruu8350]

Coconut Gun *WHAT*

[@candiigurl7893]

Coconut Gun are you serious?

[@monsieurorleans1329]

The lego movie had creativity with Lego have endless possibilities and Lego batman the Emoji movie has pineapple pen

[@JunkyardAwesomeness]

Sony needs to stop making movies

[@Ninja07Keaton]

Junkyard Awesomeness Why they haven't stopped after that awful F4 movie is beyond me.

[@lecochonrigolohenry1567]

unless they have a deal whit Marvel

[@captainjakemerica4579]

Agreed

[@captainjakemerica4579]

Sony just needs a better President Tom Rothman is known for doing shit like this

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

This god-awful, offensive movie “won” well-deserved 4 Razzies: Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay and Worst Screen Combo for any 2 obnoxious emojis! There’s Justice in the world!

[@crazycomicguy5063]

It made history at the razzies. It was the first animated film to be nominated and win worst picture

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

CrazyComic Guy yes, it’s the first animated movie to be nominated and win Worst Picture. But the first nomination for a bad animated movie was 1994’s Thumbelina directed by Don Bluth where it was nominated, and won Worst Original Song for Marry The Mole

[@lunardoeseverything5393]

It should of also won an award for worst concept

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

Lunar does everything there was a category like that at the 2003 Razzies called Worst Excuse for an actual movie (All Concept/No Content) and the “award” at the time went to the creepy, god-awful and unsettling Mike Myers vehicle The Cat In The Hat; beating out the likes of From Justin to Kelly, The Real Cancun, Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle and 2 Fast 2 Furious

[@K0m30ng]

@@LandBeforeTime75 Descendants 2 ain't that bad, it was a fun and atleast it's still enjoyable to watch the movie, this movie is just 100% the opposite of it, boring and it's really hard to sit through

[@somethingsomethinggenius1778]

When you make a kids movie and have kids barely laughing, you know theres something wrong.

[@never2be07]

When you make a funny movie for kids and only their millennial parents get it

[@victormgv5114]

What if the video was 1 second and he just said "shit"

[@Kevin-pe5jz]

you mean "poop"?

[@morganlimes]

DragonMaster 001 lmao

[@elvoncoleman6459]

Kevin Ha "He called the shit 'poop'"😂😂😂

[@Ladygothii12]

DragonMaster 001 I thought it was chocolate ice cream

[@jameswilliams-of3mv]

stuckmann is an idiot lol

[@liberalbias4462]

That's right kids, the most important from of communication is not language itself its emojis.

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

Worst. Lesson. Ever.

[@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme]

Why should we use language? Let`s use instead drawings, like cave people used it millions of years ago. Why do we need evolution? Lets get back to stone age. Amazing lesson.

[@taukappa9039]

😖😞😟 😓😒. 😯!

[@frosty666silver]

"Daaamn you, Ancient Egypt!!!!!"

[@matthewstephen4014]

Legend says he's still screaming.

[@K0m30ng]

Legend says Sony with their dumb brains are developing a sequel to The Emoji Movie

[@RSG_TheMonster]

@@K0m30ng *Laughs in Into The Spiderverse and Mitchells vs Machines

[@HenryNguyen2003]

*Gets the emoji movie ad before video. LOL

[@jamescruz8678]

Pancake Heaven Ad blockers will be your saviour.

[@expydoothegreat]

Pancake Heaven amazingly, I also got the ad

[@ermehgerd4374]

1:00 : ok...so when are you gonna talk about how the movie was??? 1:14 : *falls out of chair*

[@lemonlife319]

😂

[@Reckno64]

1:00: (Scrolls down the comments) 1:05: (Sees this comment) 1:10: "Huh, What happens at 1-*SUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!* 1:15: (Shakes uncontrollably) "........Oh.....THAT'S what happens....."

[@dasik84]

1:14 woke up all my neighbours... so... not good...

[@demonicdemon5120]

1:15: *Headbutts Chris Stuckmann's face on my phone* Sorry Chris but don't fuckin scream in my ears.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Jarrett *SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCC'D*

[@kikivonb]

Emoji:Gets realised ... suicide rate increased by 75%

[@WiloPolis03]

In other news, local therapist suddenly becomes richest man alive

[@jjhaya]

Hello there.

[@mathemachickenmadge2963]

Jaime Jeebson Haya General Kenobi

[@LincolnAdams08]

I love how you edited it and still fucked up “released”

[@arvindpennathur]

Hello, welcome to this weeks edition of Your Grammar Sucks...

[@cnash9744]

Probably one of the best thumbnail faces you've made yet.

[@kneecapsforlunch11]

"and it..... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!! "😂😂😂😂 that scared the shit out me!!! Lmao

[@IndeedVancho]

Kennedo Clemmons I gave this video a thumbs up right after he said that

[@motionless360]

Yeah, I freaked out a bit at that part

[@kneecapsforlunch11]

Austin Esquillin Oh my god I did the same thing!!!!!

[@mileidyclass]

Same!

[@clickbaitjr2624]

Kennedo Clemmons it was awsome

[@theedspage]

What I learned today: The Emoji Movie is harmful for people's mental health. No wonder Sony was close to bankruptcy.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Not anymore. At least the Spider-Verse movie did saved Sony's reputation from being hated by the people. It's an apology letter for making the Emoji Movie.

[@abramsullivan7764]

@@poweroffriendship2.0 yeah

[@Druu2k]

Can't wait for the fidget spinner movie.

[@Mal-go5dl]

skeptic Please...please no

[@kevingonzo4-139]

Mal 123 How much you wanna bet they'll do a Funko pop movie?

[@estranhaformadevida51]

Kevin Gonzo4-13 0 dollars

[@lol5468]

PLOT: But what if I wanted to do more than just spin?

[@abdalanoah3903]

skeptic Since hollywood is running out of ideas, you can expect not only fidget spinners, but anthromorphic hoverboards in 2020

[@epiphonedude4999]

HEADPHONE USERS BEWARE!!! VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING!!!

[@MrJakeKale]

Too late. I almost added a sad emoji, but then I thought better of it.

[@michaelfang1393]

IT SUUUUUUUUCKED!

[@ananonymousbean2731]

EpiphoneDude1015 thanks for warning!! I read it and turnt down the volume, and a sec later, he started screaming XD

[@ryleighmcdonald1511]

Too late.....

[@heathergreen95]

Tbh that was one of the funniest parts of this review.

[@crossfoot4612]

Haha that intro killed me. You can tell his spirit is pretty broken from having to sit through this movie.

[@wolfgirlinfinity9412]

Advent Filming TBH lmao

[@greenturret6772]

im 333

[@Smiley_Face0]

Yeah

[@angusmcleod2566]

Auto generated subtitles on this video said “meth emoji” I laughed so hard

[@kylerhumann8341]

That would’ve made this movie much more interesting

[@kylerhumann8341]

So groundhogs day but with emoji meth heads. Brilliant

[@anikmonette2140]

I just commented on that! 😅

[@abramsullivan7764]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rectorecto5417]

I thought that was what he was saying

[@kyleruddy155]

1:14, that's when you know it's going be a great video.

[@felixstrand8284]

I mean, between you and Jacksfilms i'm getting pretty mixed signals here...

[@deletedaccount6900]

Felix Strand jacksfilms review was satirical. It was a joke. This review is honest. It isn't a joke. This movie is shit.

[@felixstrand8284]

Keylen Segura Oh shit reaaaaalllly didn't know that

[@mupert_rerdok]

No, it's poop.

[@willdoyle6140]

Keylen Segura Reverse those two and it will be true. Also, you misspelled "a gift from God himself" at the end.

[@deletedaccount6900]

Will Doyle sorry, I'll correct my mistakes Edit: Jacksfilms review was honest. It wasn't a joke. This review is satirical. It is a joke. This movie is a gift from God.

[@nologic1174]

1:15 when you step on a Lego

[@SaltyD3plorable]

😂😂

[@definitelynotapervert5602]

*1:15

[@derekpogoda]

1:14

[@renereyes390]

An A+?!? I expected this movie to suck!

[@BrokenGodEnt]

Rene Reyes nice b8 m8

[@darkseeker1112]

Rene Reyes gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

[@renereyes390]

IAmABrokenGod thx m8 I apreci8 it

[@renereyes390]

Christian Tuipulotu thx br0

[@AshtrayEater]

Damn I didn't knew I was at TheNeedleDrops comment section.

[@AmieEss]

Sony deserves to be hacked again.

[@thetrashghost21]

Amie S. But hacking was the reason the Popeye movie never happened.

[@scottmantooth8785]

popeye was hacked and replaced with this movie...oh, the humanity!

[@sebastieno.1614]

#BringPopeyeBack

[@biffmcspandex7748]

Amie S. As long as my psn doesn't get hacked.

[@pubocular4768]

Amie S. Please no, last time they got hacked I couldn't play anything on the PS4 for weeks and it sucked even more when they just released Battlefield 1.

[@chuckchumbucket]

1:14 Oh my god I was wearing earplugs but now I’m deaf

[@hollychoot8646]

Are you really deaf??

[@jayanths1221]

Let's all just be honest here. The only reason this movie is even relevant is because of Jacksfilms....

[@Artistgirl254]

Dexter Morgan honestly yeah

[@RegularMordo]

Dexter Morgan Then it shouldn't. That would make people to go and pay for it

[@soalz7463]

Morde Gumball Jack did not make people want to go see it he made fun of it hard as fuck with ironic humor

[@jh-technology1497]

Morde Gumball gay

[@DEFxRECON]

He only made it relevant as a meme, which is even more sad

[@phantomviper211]

I'm glad this movie was terrible, I was really worried that it would just be mediocre.

[@jasonchilado]

Laurin_Alvainia same!

[@freakyfriesday]

Laurin_Alvainia a lot of people I've seen are saying it's meh (fitting).

[@freakyfriesday]

Laurin_Alvainia at least no one is saying it's good lol

[@schtolteheim_reinbach_ii707]

The fact that its bad wont stop parents from showing their kids this movie. This is the Cat in the Hat #2

[@megaherky3294]

I don't get why he's so scared to talk to her even tho he already got her number

[@Abbaschand]

Movie logic.

[@luisarias7376]

Must have used a fidget spinner. The Fidget Spinner Movie: Coming 2020!

[@toxicchatman8975]

Imagine how differently Chris would’ve reviewed this movie if it came out today now that he isn’t even really a critic anymore and refuses to say anything negative about a film. He probably would’ve just avoided a review entirely And with that being said I also wonder how he would’ve reviewed Madame Web if it came out around this time

[@bluesEvanskro]

A Madame web review from 2017 is what we all want to see

[@sonofjesus9923]

Diesel: I am Groot. Stewart: I am poop.

[@tyshco2969]

Smith: I am Legend. IDubbbz: I am gay. Charrii5’s sister: I am roar.

[@scottmantooth8785]

life imitating art imitating life

[@tyshco2969]

Infinite from Sonic Forces (Mr. Pasquale YTP edition): I am weak.

[@suchabolognathe2nd831]

Tony Stark: I am Ironman

[@joscar062]

@@suchabolognathe2nd831 Thanos: I am inevitable

[@shubhammachhi8070]

The Jacksfilm's fam squad does not approve

[@bigmommarolls6566]

laz kar me me big boy

[@Jazz-dh2ds]

laz kar me me big boy

[@tzap7216]

laz kar experssions

[@DeltaLiet]

what up, fam squad

[@yabloko6649]

Shubham Machhi me me big boy disapprove

[@logan.weisberg]

Why did it get an F? Not an F-

[@shropshirec]

Paradox Productions Why not an F- - Infinity.

[@Heart_ken01]

I gave this movie a Z.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

He doesn't have an F- rating. I guess because it's F for Failed, or summat.

[@diegoruiz2186]

At least the movie was competently edited and animated. It's not Food Fight.

[@HenriqueRJchiki]

Paradox Productions a F **

[@rajatstudio]

Cats is out, how do u like em apples now??? 😂😂😂

[@SaltyD3plorable]

LMAO 😂😂🤣😂 Right?!

[@David-se5ph]

This comment made me laugh more than it should have 😂

[@larrypoppins6273]

Ragekill grp here's how I feel: 1:14

[@Marvelmania360]

1:13 I had my headphones up at full volume... I can't hear anything

[@rangamans1060]

Marvelmania360 my ears are still ringing

[@strionic770]

I read that at 1:12 and braced myself.

[@japelma3457]

Lol I saw this comment as it happened

[@tkcom]

"The audience is now deaf."

[@ashekhar14]

I will miss my hearing. Thanks for that.

[@blookentertainment5371]

When u screamed I dropped my ice cream in the ground 😭

[@blookentertainment5371]

Chillz St. Gamin bc there was a sinkhole duh

[@l.s.w.1961]

XD

[@mormegil231]

I was so happy i was not using my headphones....

[@parthursnacks3308]

mormegil231 I am whering headphones at half volume

[@user-xy6kc8xx2b]

so scared the ice cream went *_into_* the ground

[@crazycomicguy5063]

Man the emoji movie was so bad for chris, that he never did another top 10 worst of the year video after 2017

[@mrzorginstien1708]

VIDEO STARTS Chris drinks from a wine bottle while staring at nothing Me: this'll be good

[@MrREAPERsz]

and it SUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rdanielr93]

Hahahahah me too!

[@herosam1390]

420th like

[@lucascoqueiro654]

*jesus, why chris is speaking so low, maybe i should up the volume* “SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED” *ok ok calm down*

[@IAmNumber4000]

I was wearing earbuds with the volume all the way up. Chris. What the fuck

[@calistas2268]

Sameeee oh my god

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

Awesome

[@ItsJQ]

IAN 4000 fr😂

[@Matt.Lopez.w]

IAN 4000 same here

[@batprime9560]

Hahahah show video of it

[@VarinderBhandal]

This movie is a cinematic abortion. And the parents were supposed to be the Lego Movie and Wreak-it Ralph.

[@VarinderBhandal]

Now that I think about it, it's probably the spiritual successor to FoodFight.

[@bigbruno2232]

You get the feeling Studio Ghibli is looking at this and thinking "So this is what the american companies are doing. Even our worst movie still beats this trash." Which reminds me I gotta go see Spirited Away.

[@VarinderBhandal]

Jossy FTW Trust me you'll love it. It's in my top 5 favourite animated films right next to the Incredibles, up Wall E and the iron giant.

[@ashley-7288]

This movie is the Walmart version of Inside Out

[@oscarperez8367]

Varinder Bhandal could transformers the movie (1986) been in this family tree?

[@fueledbymusic3]

1:14 YOOO MAN CHILL OUT YOU KILLED MY EARS

[@reeloykenjins2835]

Gilbert Arciniega I wish I could've jumped inside the video and punched him square hard in the face. This isn't Jack and fucking Jill for crying out loud!

[@franka2232]

I am the 100st like. My biggest achievement in a while ;)

[@dariushcreates]

nah emoji movie's worst than jack and jill. plus chris is usually a calm guy so this... was something

[@cleobinx]

ReeLoy Kenjins stfu , both of those guys have been exactly like Chris with certain movies they really hated. To me both of them are not the slightest bit funny . Chris cracks my up when he gets like this

[@reeloykenjins2835]

Chelsea Jones How about you shut the fuck up instead? No one cares what you think!

[@linedwell]

Dood... My kid made me watch this movie the other day, it sucked real bad. So I looked up some reviews and I have to say, your review is funnier than the entire movie.

[@anormalguy9320]

The only good thing about this movie is the animation. But that only makes it worse because i don't think any talented animator deserves to work hard for something so stupid like this.

[@JustSomeRandomIdiot]

As a 3D artist, I have massive sympathy for them. They wouldn't of been given a choice. Those poor people, forced to use their talent to make something so terrible...

[@julianorozaa]

Let's all chill down here, I'm sure the paycheck was nice

[@emma.st0ne]

A normal Guy I know right

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

A normal Guy ikr

[@yukimaara705]

But hey, considering on how hard being an animator or voice actor is. You gotta find work somewhere. And It ain't always pretty.

[@Daniel-ye3tm]

1k Sony executives disliked this video.

[@mjrocks09100]

No jackflims fans

[@cydonianknight2945]

Fatima Saleh No fucking shit.

[@youtubecommentguy8871]

Copic Bee You're the dumbest person I've seen. Do you not know sarcasm?

[@mjrocks09100]

Yes unlike y'all who like to ruin a joke.

[@jayanths1221]

Went to watch The Emoji Movie - Lost my brain cells. Came to watch Chris' review of The Emoji Movie - Lost my eardrums!

[@cordia96]

He will make unboxing and reaction videos from here on out.

[@user-sx8gc1it2w]

Dexter Morgan I lost my emoji cells from being paid to do it. That's not how us emojis work. Alex told us we were forced to do this for Sony if we didn't want to be erased. Please help us.

[@redjfulfer5577]

Chinedu orca I think you're right Chris finally did crack. Well that means only one thing... R.I.P. Chris Stuckmann.

[@PigGooN]

Dexter Morgan because it SSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!!!😡😡😡 *explosion*

[@anyamay9524]

I loved this movie it showed how you need to be yourself

[@JohnC10]

6:58 I was expecting an A

[@god1356]

An a+

[@danieltsmoke]

1:13 *well...that escalated quickly..*

[@KingmanZombies]

Give the Emojis back to Marvel. EDIT - You fucking scared the shit out of me when you said, " It fucking, *SUCKS!!!!!"* Also my volume was all the way up. :( EDIT 2 - Is it worse than Norm of the North?

[@ridwana4037]

- KingKingman01 - Thank you for the warning, my good fellow. My ear is saved from that ear rape.

[@raphaelalexander3692]

I read this and turned down the volume but still my ears got very startled.

[@CardyBoy]

The real question is, is it worse then Nine Lives.

[@cinephile9885]

That made me jump.

[@KingmanZombies]

Cardy Boy Fifty Shades of Grey/Fifty Shades Darker? 🤔

[@Ojo10]

"Hear that? It's the end of the world."- New York Post Critic

[@acceleratorjokerdarkness238]

Ojo Momoko it's the end of the world as we know it, and it SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!

[@Concobbers]

Me: ugh the volume is too low *Turns up volume* 1:14 Oh, guess it wasn't that low

[@zacrast16]

You know a movie is bad when it has a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes, Chris Stuckmann gives it an F and Jeremy Jahns calls it dog shit. 💩...... get it? I used an Emoji.😐 Now picture someone making a 20 million dollar movie just based on that.

[@Sn-vp6tv]

Zac Irvin Dang, Thank God I haven't wasted my money on this.

[@Moakmeister]

Wait, 3%? Dang I was hoping it would stay at 0%.

[@RebelliousRobot]

Zac Irvin Has any of Sony's movies been good? No? Well then: Sony Studios:👎💣💩 Sony Games: 👍👏👐👏

[@anormalguy9320]

1:14 A moment of silence, please. R.I.P. Every Headphone user ever (???? - 2017)

[@ianeekhout9445]

A normal Guy R.I.P (2004 - 2017)

[@philip1875]

A fucking broke ass nigga (1997-2017)

[@k.theartist3940]

Frodo!

[@n0t1n2punk]

i can already see this video being 100x better than the movie.

[@samrparker1224]

Tin G. You mean 10000000000000000x better

[@nooneimportant7736]

Add ten more zeros and then I'll consider it

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

Without a doubt. Without hesitation. This movie is an atrocity against humanity.

[@gergi29]

Tin G. Wow what an insult, 100 x 0 is still 0...

[@CrasherX2000]

Anything’s better than that product of a movie

[@MrLopez2004-t9x]

This is my favorite Chris Stuckmann video of his entire channel and it still is today. I love how Chris just went full-on destroying this movie instead of doing a "regular" review. This is the Chris Stuckmann review I always re-visit the most. I've seen this review for like a hundred times or more already.

[@matthewquach2705]

This and the Smurfs review are hilarious, just straight up lashing out at how god-awful the movie is.

[@thegraylink8269]

It's really sad they canceled a decent looking Popeye movie for this utter shit movie

[@TheLegoNewsReporter]

You know he's going to give a movie an F when he starts to go Super Saiyan.

[@benwasserman8223]

Ehh, he didn't burst into flames

[@TheLegoNewsReporter]

Ben Wasserman But he was about to.

[@SkyWatchSM]

and it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@heinrichharkonen2084]

Skywatch TF k

[@TheWelchProductions]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

[@Black-Citrus]

*suuuu...kkked*

[@lunardoeseverything5393]

You can actually here the anger in his voice... I feel so bad for him. And we can praise the lord his wife wasn’t there.

[@lunokhod3937]

Fun fact: The emoji movie has caused a 35% increase in suicide attempts across the world.

[@noding2798]

+Whatsgoingoninmycrib It's just a joke

[@noding2798]

+Whatsgoingoninmycrib and it has nothing to with him

[@katiexxii7578]

"Fun" fact

[@tonydrew914]

"I thought the Emoji Movie was good!!!" Said no one ever

[@MCRick-yj8jf]

JacksFlims would disagree

[@fanzon7660]

xhxxhb Dheua I went with my friends and they liked it. I'm not friends with them anymore

[@titanslayer3523]

M.C Rick I hope you're joking because that entire video was a joke

[@MCRick-yj8jf]

No Fanzon they aren't friends with you because you're wrong. Obviously,titan slayer I know he was joking.

[@autosarte7356]

T's Films movie almost as bad as drake

[@sucons4254]

I just finished watching his 50 shades reviews. I’m having a “Chris suffered for our enjoyment” marathon

[@westonayersart]

haha I'm doing that right now. I saw someone comment this on another video and it is gold: Reviews where Chris freaks out: •The Last Airbender •DB Evolution •Creature •11 11 11 •The Smurfs •Piranha 3DD •The Three Stooges •Movie 43 •Sharknado •Sex Tape •A Haunted House 2 •Left Behind •Fifty Shades Of Grey •Mad Max Fury Road (but in a good way) •Pixels •Fant4stic •Norm Of The North •Nine Lives •Max Steel •Resident Evil Final Chapter •The Emoji Movie •Cats •Catwoman

[@herosam1390]

The Emoji Movie: F- Chris Stuckmann’s review of The Emoji Movie: A+

[@maximumoccupancy]

Reverse it

[@herosam1390]

The Fidget Spinner Movie Unless you’re Jacksfilms, no

[@maximumoccupancy]

I'm The Fidget Spinner Movie!

[@cosmic-cookies]

A++++

[@1984-d3g]

the worst part is that no one wanted this movie.... legitimately no one wanted this why did they make it

[@BBQ_Ch1cken]

Koko Pilti have you met Jacksfilms?

[@zackh_3781]

LeonFirestrike that man got invited to the premiere for 7 months of shit posting

[@jack-zx8st]

TornadoFire *good shitposting

[@onion4297]

jack is just memeing.hes not a real lover of the emoji movie. tell nobody i told you this 😅😅😅😅😅

[@packraptor9541]

Koko Pilti they wanted to be trendy cause they thought a popular internet trend would bring them tons of money. Instead of making Popeye

[@JooshWii]

Who else got scared shitless at 1:15?

[@joyconboy8874]

Me

[@redskinnboy6056]

EnderzGaming Made me jump lol

[@ms.lizzyblitz3474]

Me

[@ceoofgex7552]

EnderzGaming Me.

[@haileyvick9436]

Got so scared omg ;-;

[@josephsiciliano218]

The intro omg

[@jarrodedson5441]

Joseph Siciliano Agreed

[@captainhowlerwilson508]

I found the entire intro of him pretty scary.

[@kennethmccrindle8886]

It's crazy to think that a year later, Sony Pictures Animation would go on to release The Academy Award winning Into the Spider-Verse.

[@thepianodreamer2012]

THIS FILM DOES NOT DESERVE AN F!!!!! It should be expelled.

[@andresbarrios2536]

Norm Of The North vs The Emoji Movie

[@DeadGuyInTheGround]

FIGHT!!!

[@gtwj7896]

Norm of the north wins! FATALITY

[@lucaspokelover]

sadly if I been forced to watch either of these garbage, .... *sigh* Emojis > Polar Bear Shit

[@samoria7530]

GTWJ789 FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[@thisjoose1178]

Norm of the North truly is the worst. It's beyond comprehension of mankind on how cringeworthy it is.

[@SIZLIANO]

1:14 i actually died, my heart dude , it's night time too .

[@excitedcat9517]

CALL AN AMBULANCE I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! XD

[@kassandrax2322]

hypro manyak same

[@jakeruzicka3753]

I'm dead

[@bplusstudios9031]

My mom thought I came

[@gingeetheginge6071]

hypro manyak Same

[@lilclarky1265]

That intro scared the shit out of me even the second time I am watching this