Christina's Curations: with Brian Simpson - YMH Highlight

[@Xray2j]

That dude said “ looks like he gives out side quests” And nobody said shit. That’s the funniest thing on this entire clip

[@davidbogarin8887]

I think it’s because they aren’t gamers and Brian is, because he also referenced fall guys too and got no reaction .

[@slipknuts]

that fucking killed. so underrated.

[@poopiebandit]

For sure!...just about to comment the same.

[@ibeshaler]

Right? I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

[@slipknuts]

@@ibeshaler funniest thing I’ve heard all week. god I was in tears from laughing so hard.

[@Randompers0nwatching]

"They did open a gate, though" -Brian 's timing and observation is gold

[@wickedliquid1177]

Yeah but they also open a gate for people when the race of dirt bikes. But he let down a little gate when you start. So I think that's just nitpicking man these b****** ain't being held hostage they're there cuz they want to race.!!!!

[@sk33t_38]

@@wickedliquid1177 my bad for assuming the worst. There is a really ethical history with things like that anyways.... /s

[@Lowkii710]

@@wickedliquid1177would make a horrible comedian

[@studentfilmed]

4:06-4:18 “they look like fall guys characters” lmao that went right over their heads but that was funny af

[@OhLongYawnson69]

THAT WAS SO UNDERATED!!! “They look like Fall Guys” 😂😂😂😂

[@Tero92]

Fall cry characters

[@jared_really]

I choked real hard on the side quests joke, almost died 👍

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

"They are lower to the ground, which means they can move quicker." --Sir Isaac Newton (4th Law of Motion)

[@K-A5]

Chrystal explaining that little people are faster cuz theyre closer to the ground, just like airplanes, is the funniest thing Ive heard all week. Her logic is high and tight!

[@owenrees7544]

WTF is Chrystal?

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Jesus christ 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@PublicRestroom88]

That shit had me dying😂😂

[@letyvasquez2025]

Tom’s look of existential dread during the clip of skeletor

[@Gimpyjoe]

When Brian said 'they're not even scientists' I immediately sat up and liked the video. Wonderful curation as always Mom.

[@anthonyzullo]

I laughed so hard at this clip. From Mexico sponsored disability racing to the mummy with side quests. Bruh! I'm in tears

[@beardymcbeardface69]

13:32 "He gives out side quests" OMFG now I'm dying!

[@PistolPat]

14:23 "They ain't got no cocoa butter in Thailand?!" I'm dead LOL

[@whapaa3458]

"They look like fall guy characters"

[@BrandoB23]

I’m crying at work right now. I sincerely thought the elf person said “My name is Fuck and I go by Shithead” 😂. I can’t stop laughing.

[@AtomicRichie]

I heard Fuck both times I watched it

[@scumbaggo]

Oh fuck this got me, im gonna start saying that top people i meet.

[@WBOMBS1232]

10:30 “I’ve heard pimps say this a long time ago and they’re not even scientists”

[@dannythegamer7530]

These segments make me feel so normal.

[@dr_ewfus8306]

Best guest ever!! "He looks like he's giving out side quests" that was gold🤣

[@nickmanza8555]

Love listening to these then coming back and watching them later, really feeds your imagination

[@SEEYAIAYE]

They always look exactly like you imagined them too.

[@nickmanza8555]

@@SEEYAIAYE they always do

[@scumbaggo]

yeah, i have to revisit every few days to bring back the fucking skeletor nightmares

[@frankzebzda86]

Tom gets so overwhelmed by these segments. Pay back for horrible or hilarious

[@Nicholas5801]

Brian would be a great 3rd host if it were ever needed.

[@stubert94]

That would be cool if they gave him a 10 minute segment of him just saying some real shit about the tiktoks lol

[@Nicholas5801]

@@stubert94 that would be awesome, like a weather man 😂

[@EVILNETCH]

He should step in a Burnt Chryslers replacement

[@lap2garage854]

Your curations are one of my reasons to live

[@donkeygat93]

Sad

[@DoubleDash28]

Let’s me know that I’m not as f’d up as I thought I was

[@seanpatrick5256]

The guy busting out laughing is what gets me going EVERY TIME

[@bleachdragon88]

The Brook ‘chick’ is one of those multiple personality people. And they like to introduce each persona. It’s like Roger from American Dad lol

[@JohnGuastavino1]

I'm watching Tom's soul actively leave his body

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

"Okay...I never wanna hear s**t from you again about anything I've pulled."

[@landerboy90]

This some assassin's creed origins ish! They need this dude as NPC! I was just as shook as tom😶

[@everythingmarco8095]

Stride length is more important to speed than how fast the feet can move. So smaller individuals have a disadvantage when it comes to sprinting.

[@athmaid]

What are the biomechanics behind that?

[@hgb0005]

Yeah everything she said at that point was wrong. Im going to stop getting my physics and aerodynamics info from comedians.

[@everythingmarco8095]

@@athmaid basically stride length can come from two factors, length of the legs, or the power generated from the legs. So a shorter person could have same stride length as a taller person, but it’s because they are generating more power during their push off. Plus the rate at which the feet would have to move would be way too high, and nonhuman.

[@cleonRIP]

"There's emotions in fluids." That hits.....

[@subliteral1380]

It was so creepy when the elf declared that she was pansexual. Her mannerisms and her voice are so strange that thinking of her being sexual is just disturbing.

[@ripdeadpoet]

“The winner gets a modelo, everyone else gets a corona” I’m dead 💀😂

[@zacharytribou2728]

This guy is probably my 2nd favorite person to be on this show

[@HolographicSweater]

The mexican midget racing scene isn't all "fun and games". the whole thing is controlled by the cartels, it's actually pretty dark. there's a whole vice documentary

[@valpeysgaming13110]

Holyfuck he said this guy looks like he's handing out side quest I'm dying over here now

[@DrDensetsu]

Nadav cracking up in the control room always gets me. He loves his fucking job.

[@davedmk]

I love Christina's complete naivete when it comes to how helicopters work and that the same forces might apply to people with dwarfism.

[@Jellycakelap]

1:26 America. We finally exported some shit to kill the 'British People are SO CLASSY' meme. Well done. Brook - Keep caretakin', keep featherin' and remember to follow proto on all them adventures and whatnot.

[@salmarnir92]

Best segment ever

[@calebfernandez7782]

I Have funny feeling that Brooke is actually a boy trying to speak in a very high pitch voice 😅

[@thatcanadianchick7589]

The pink fairy at the end was fabulous, lol !!!

[@lummoxicide1502]

"Giving out sidequests" 🤣 killing me!

[@drdacksasage2049]

These highlights prolong the existential crisis I feel when I realize that Garth Brooks is still coming for us all.

[@DoubleDash28]

Touch it through the fence

[@Spicy_Italian_Sausage]

No Christina helicopters don’t fly closer to the ground to fly “faster” 🤣🤣. In fact the higher you, the thinner the air, the faster you go :D. Although, that mainly just applies for jets or planes since choppers can’t even climb that high. The chopper flying low is just to avoid radar and enemy MANPADs

[@korbindallas4552]

There are fewer unpredictable air currents lower to the ground, and some aircraft are designed to fly more efficiently at low altitudes. However air currents can be unpredictable near mountains/hills. So this mostly applies to open ground or the center of a valley and not near hillsides.

[@Spicy_Italian_Sausage]

@@korbindallas4552 that too.

[@noahcutter]

Probably going to hell but when Tom said if that were in a movie, they'd tell you to pull back...I cried laughing. Reminded me of return of the living dead.

[@danielharrell1660]

“Humans usually start at a line” 😂

[@a.flores8269]

"They're built like fall guys characters" almost made me pass the f** out!

[@Reggie757]

That old man looks like he died but he didn't get the memo.

[@mickydale8594]

"Those are the driest sharpest booggers ever" lmao 🤣😂👏👏 I laughed so hard ahaaaa

[@Tty27]

"What happened to fun?"😅😂 Love it!

[@insanecommander5948]

“They look like fall guy characters” had me wheezing

[@_pulyx]

LMAO Tom finally drew a line in the sand when the super skeletal old person showed up. What the fuck lololol

[@thestock1144]

I won't go out of my way to say something negative, but I have nothing but negative feelings about this 😂😂😂😂

[@ashtton_tapiwa]

1:34 Nadav's laugh as majestic as ever.

[@37Kilo2]

I was probably 8 or so, when my dad brought me along to visit his uncle. What he didn't prepare me for, was that this uncle had mouth/throat cancer, and recently had his fucking jaw removed. I had nightmares for months. Like, tf pops? You trying to scar me? That said, the 375 year old skeleton dude video would have broke 8 year old me. Straight up, I'd have run out that house, and into the street so I could get hit by a car and die. Fuck. I'm 41 now and that shit creeps me tf out.

[@JDHURF]

"The Usain Bolt of midgets." Lmao!

[@jrrocha532]

Brains video game references and comparisons are untouched 🤣🤣

[@AshWont]

"They look like fall guys characters" 🤣 lmao

[@jeremyw6246]

My man looks like he gives out side quests. I died lol 😆

[@rogerfurlong1535]

'They look like Fallguy characters.' I died lol 😂

[@PWNHUB]

That man was squeezing the actual water out of his pec thats sketchy as hell

[@meganl3426]

It's honestly not. It's an oil like substance your ducts produce to keep things running smoothly. Most people could probably squeeze out some trace amount of it, but the thing is you're not supposed to do that. It's best kept inside.

[@yungsorrow7145]

Christina compares midgets racing to the speed of an air craft 😂

[@JetsareBack12]

“They look like fall guy characters” lmfaooo

[@rylonyoung2971]

When tom said “that does not apply here” I had to stop mid bong rip to laugh, it hurt

[@c9unt801]

I lost it with that pressure washing lady😭

[@ADapperSapper]

Omg the "they look like fall guy characters" killed me

[@francistarkenton545]

“He looks like he’s going to break in half” says guy who broke in half.

[@XEmergencyBroadcastX]

I was just yelling WHAT THE FUCK like 15 times when I saw that dude. That's some warhammer 40k shit holy fuck that is haunting

[@JLnukka]

He looks like he gives out side quests!!!! 😂😂😂

[@TheGillionaire]

Brook is on D.I.D. Tok for sure. She’s got some other characters to show us.

[@FilthyXylophone]

This is the best segment on the show, don't @ me.

[@jeremiahshields7827]

Hahaha I said out loud at black hand "he's definitely from Washington" then immediately Tom says Seattle hahaha

[@TonyMartin3287]

Maybe the fairy brook is a sneaky way that garth is sneaking in on you guys lol

[@teresawright4748]

More Brian Simpson!!!! PLEASE!!!❤️

[@RockSleeper]

of everything from the show, that lactating thing was the only thing to make me close the window

[@kennethnichols5351]

The only thing that makes these tiktoks bearable is the loud cackling from off camera.

[@adrianfoster7387]

Man...I didn't even pay attention to the dog doors opening until they said something haha.

[@JoeyVatavuk]

“They look like fall guy characters”😭😭😭

[@ChunkyLover53]

Brooke sounds like she watched Galaxy Quest to many times.

[@PBnFINGERJAM]

Nice to see the guy from seven is still working

[@LCculater]

Love your sweater 😂❤

[@HolotapeDeepCuts]

I was eating a bagel with cream cheese when Christine was describing the steroid lactation as "cheesy". I didn't finish it.

[@lovingthelessloved3679]

I learned a long time ago not to attempt to eat during the entire podcast

[@aklegal8271]

"I'm so irritable now watching her" LMAO

[@jakekunz5168]

14:50 bro that’s gonna be the emperor in the next Star Wars remake

[@IsaiasMGPalafox]

That talking skeleton though. 😭💀

[@js6527]

That Thai mummy is 10x worse than anything Tim’s ever shown. I am shook.

[@henribehnen5922]

The last one is actually why I won't go to NYC anymore it was entertaining for the first dozen times now I'm just over it

[@jimiesoteric2417]

Why doesnt christina just make a tiktok exclusive channel where she just shows and talks about her curations. It would be huge. Everyone like this so they see it!!! Edit: by tiktok exclusive I mean a YT channel that shows tiktok vids not a channel on tiktok

[@jamesdavis2359]

Brian Simpson is awesome, dude is hilarious XD

[@thomasuriarte3182]

Last guy is living his best life.

[@CF-uj7oe]

That last clip oh my fucking god I cried

[@Erikkkolivarezzz1937]

11:38 A wise man once said “A wife should want her beloved Man to have more wives” “But a women who talks to any man that isn’t her Father, a brother or her husband should BE STONED!!!, Abdul get the stones” Just a tale i heard from when i was a lil kid from the old country…..

[@babyjessicascheekbones5463]

Brian Simpson is hilarious. Now, I've got to check out his comedy.

[@elchunkacabra1450]

the elf person. is most definitely a dude too btw

[@MrVaNiLlApHaNtAsY]

My thoughts as well. Choker on to hide the Adam’s apple and a super fake high pitched voice

[@bruderschweigen6889]

I just realized that 😳 that thing needs to be put down

[@Brennenm97]

Bro called the midgets fall guys characters LOL 😆 😂

[@jacobhammock3355]

Fun fact. Also does bot apply to aircraft which use 2 speeds. Ias (in air speed) Ground speed. (Speed relative to groud) The second speed will always be faster than the first one. And the farther you get drom ground the more drastic the difference.

[@Svoorhout85]

The Thai man is apparently 109 years old. The oldest person who ever lived was a French woman named Jeanne Calment who lived to 122 and died in 1997.

[@alsohugo]

"What happened to fun"? 😂

[@gill5915]

They look like a fall guy character😂😂

[@JHank-yb4jv]

“What happened to *fun*?” -Tom Segura, concerning the racing of little people

[@72293david]

DO NOT TAKE A SIDE QUEST FROM THIS MAN!

[@annabaker4916]

Mars Attacks!!!! Omg that old as human sounds and looks just like the Alien from Mars attacks

[@Areallthesetaken]

Tom please put together an enano race as a 2 bears racing event

[@jodee8831]

Thanks Christina.... I feel I may legit have nightmares tonight from that horrific skeleton man