Christmas Story 2 - Nostalgia Critic

[@tvproductionsltd]

Is it me or does the narrator sound like a younger and more frightened Adam West?

[@tvproductionsltd]

THE SNOW KING thanks

[@darthsader7089]

+ChefMatt Reviews Tha most likely IS Adam West.

[@nicodemusedwards6931]

Maybe Adam West IS the writer!

[@tvproductionsltd]

Nicodemus Edwards he isn't, I checked

[@BubblesZap]

+Irving Kuo for the movie they mean

[@karenstarr]

I know it was all acting. But Tamera looked so sad after critic yelled at her. I wanted to give her a hug.

[@zSpirall]

I find I always want to hug her...

[@evillemperor5447]

Better than the acting in the actual film

[@kitsune_bot1654]

But she might as well be a character from yandere simulator.

[@deoxys3869]

Santa Christ ruined the moment

[@Pennsyltucky84]

@@zSpirall do we need a perversion meter? Lol

[@MissBarker93]

"I don't think Hitler could come back from the grave and get as many downvotes!" And four years later, KZbin Rewind 2018 happened.

[@zachdaniels8484]

I didn't really think it was that bad. But since I've seen how much dislikes it's gotten I could tell it was bad. From other people's point of view.

[@JumpyNedved]

@@zachdaniels8484 I'm actually very interested to hear about your point of view on rewind 2018 and to understand why you thought it wasn't that bad.

[@zachdaniels8484]

@@JumpyNedved well at first I didn't see anything wrong with it but after seeing how many dislikes it had gotten I was just mind blown.

[@MechaKaito]

@@zachdaniels8484 the other reason why it was bad was because it was made by "corporate youtube".

[@coledakers6127]

4:30

[@wingsandash]

Tamara is legitimately a wonderful, talented and professional actor. Long may she run. In fact, the entire NC posse is incredible. And, you, Doug, are an absolutely wonderful, compassionate and multi-talented person. Thank you for this, and all NC episodes.

[@errorbirdesther]

Don't forget about that scandal of change the channel A lot of stuff came out

[@nickcopeland6915]

@@errorbirdesther That was mostly Mike Michaud, who owns Channel Awesome.

[@secretblue0290]

@@nickcopeland6915 did you see doug or rob doing anything about it? pretty sure what pushed almost everyone to leave was that nothing was done about the situation, showing how little these people meant to the walker brothers

[@nickcopeland6915]

@@secretblue0290 Contracts can be very powerful.

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

Dad in 1:* loves turkey and rages when it gets taken * Dad in 2: "We dONT NeeD TUrkEy iT ExpENSivE."

[@MovieFan1912]

Makes as much sense as Sherlock Holmes investigating the murder of Ebenezer Scrooge. Actually no joke, I saw a show called A Sherlock Carol about a week ago that had this very premise. It was actually pretty good for what it was.

[@ebaugh7320]

Look how they massacred my boy

[@DrakeKesda]

Tamara is really, seriously an incredible actor. I'm super impressed.

[@AustinBlack28]

Actress

[@diskeyes]

Austin Black actor is a gender neutral term

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

@Jake Knowles Yes it is. It has been for decades now.

[@doryanburlison6998]

Malcolm's pretty good too.

[@whereami1367]

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer well I mean during movie awards they give out awards for both best actor and best actress

[@konata360]

Tamera's acting after Nostalgia Critic blew up on her really made me sad. The moment where she was happy after he said he loved Christmas still and then when he proceeded to tear her apart was actually kind of heartbreaking :(

[@PopADoseYo]

konata360 Well duh, it's the over clichéd movie trope that he just got done talking about right before he roasted her.

[@konata360]

Overdone trope or not, her acting was spot on. If you're going to do something unoriginal, do it well

[@PopADoseYo]

konata360 I never said anything acting about her acting.

[@MrMojo23100]

To me, the narrator sounded like he was doing an Adam West impersonation.

[@dracoxiii6188]

I think it was the CinemaSins guy.

[@dracoxiii6188]

Wait, hold on, I was thinking of the movie eggnog voiceover at the beginning, not the narrator from the movie.

[@Harespider]

I was thinking it sounded like the cowardly lion

[@grumpyweds443]

Whenever he says old man I imagine it's old chum.

[@AubreyTheKing]

"The trailer probably gotten the most dislikes I've seen in awhile!" Ghostbusters (2016): Hold my beer....

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare has three times as many dislikes.

[@WillCWilson]

The Emoji Movie: Hold my texting face icon...

[@Double-R-Nothing]

@@WillCWilson Cuties: hold my pedophilia that warrants a shotgun shoved down the throats of several Netflix executives.

[@awesomefox555]

KZbin rewind: HOLD MY KEG

[@kendrickdinger]

Cuties

[@rinnatye2614]

When Nostalgia Critic went back in time to set things right. It kinda touched my heart.

[@CrowTRobot-ni7zu]

This film takes place in 1946. Using the CPI Inflation Calculator, I found that $85 back then would equal $1,053.69 in 2016. So, pretty hefty sum.

[@CrowTRobot-ni7zu]

Looks like it says .40 per pound. That would equate to $4.96 per pound in 2016.

[@MrMojo23100]

Plus the federal minimum wage at the time was $0.40 per hour.

[@devin9410]

Crow T. Robot so when the dad offered the kid a couple bucks he really offered almost 20 bucks.

[@CrowTRobot-ni7zu]

Devin Schug $2 in 1946 has the same buying power as $24.62 in 2016.

[@joereddam2729]

really?

[@snazzyzsmitty]

So... No one's gonna say anything about Doug in a cheerleader outfit?

[@samanthabond3772]

Zoë Z. Snazzy who's Doug? That was the nostalgia Critic.

[@thebusdriver1957]

Nice b8 m8 it's gr8 I r8 a str8 8/8

[@BottomBunkArt]

NC's sexuality has always been in question, and the crossdressing doesn't help. Still waiting cute

[@cooldude2027]

@@samanthabond3772 NC is Doug

[@samanthabond3772]

@@cooldude2027 I was trying to make a joke. I apologize for being unfunny.

[@EVO6-]

$85 dollars then is $1400 now for anyone wondering

[@22kaybee22]

Oh.

[@kasrakhatir]

well thats a lot

[@dafwolf]

thank you

[@NewPaulActs17]

+EVO6reviews And they made that in a day? what did they do; prostitute themselves?

[@nicklehtimaki1064]

+EVO6reviews So he spent the equivalent of $1400 on chinese food?

[@WraithTDK]

The weird thing is that there already *was* a sequel: "My Summer Story." Made by the same people, it even had the same narrator.

[@btavaglione]

That was the original title they were going for, but MGM changed it to “It runs in the family” because they feared people were gonna make unfair comparisons to the first movie.

[@WraithTDK]

@@btavaglione Weird, when I watched it back in the day on TV, it was called My Summer Story.

[@TheGenomario]

@@WraithTDK it has two different names lol

[@ericolsen5592]

Even that's straying from the source material, in the book it only goes till springtime. But yeah I remember seeing that movie as a kid and thinking it was pretty much okay

[@subtotalaljar3620]

I’m totally going to use the “Your the only one on the evolutionary scale walking backwards!” As an insult in my day to day occurrence

[@casper6405]

Subtotal Aljar me to I already used on some dumb fuck It's a really good insult

[@thescreenslaver8520]

Subtotal Aljar By far one of the best insults in history.

[@johnstriker480]

Jokes on you since Darwin was no scientist.

[@johnstriker480]

Try Al Bundy insults --- they're better

[@TylerBevanOfficial]

Maybe next time you call someone dumb, use the right version of “you’re”

[@seanfinnegan7899]

Why did that last part with Hyper Fangirl actually tug at my heart strings...

[@exeltheartist]

Reliability?

[@MrLegendofLP]

It's probably because the characters are well defined, likeable, and have grown over the course of their inception. Quite unlike every character in this god awful movie.

[@shockedkirby6368]

Sean Finnegan bruh... it made me cry... ;-;

[@exeltheartist]

I meant to say relateability.

[@Poshnoodles]

Sean Finnegan cuz it was a legitimately heartfelt moment. Simple as that. ;)

[@WackyJack322]

"I don't think Hitler could get as many downvotes!" A year later, Ghostbusters happened.

[@xxzephiniahxx4581]

LOL so true tho

[@PetProjects2011]

And 2 years later, Trump was elected president.

[@smerdyakov]

InvaderPet and then infinite warfare was announced (or before lol idk)

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Yep, and now people kinda regret it.

[@mc.gemstone]

+Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Technation hmm why's that?

[@weirdaljedifan2]

"What's next? A Christmas Carol 2?" I actually saw a play called "The Trial of Ebenezer Scrooge" that took place a year after the story and it was about Scrooge suing the Ghosts of Christmas. It was weird.

[@BoulderPunchPodcast1]

Christie Beck But wait... If Scrooge is the one who's suing the ghosts, then why isn't it called The Trial of the Christmas Ghosts?

[@weirdaljedifan2]

Good question.

[@hammerite6418]

Was it good

[@julieporter7805]

I have Marley's Ghost by Mark Hazard Osmun which is a prequel.

[@Symbolic-Sky]

point for originality?

[@gmoney66]

It gets even more tasteless when you realize that this is a sequel to a movie that was about REAL people.

[@georgeeastwood6930]

There’s no way the author would like this movie, especially since the 1st movie was based on a book about his own childhood.

[@skentertainment7794]

Thankfully, 10 years later, they decided to try again, only this time they do it correctly. This one actually had Peter Billingsly come back, as well as the same actors who played Flick and Schwartz, and definitely looks and feels more like a feature film compared to this movie. And it didn’t annoyingly reuse most of the gags from the first film, sure they were a few callbacks, but they only lasted a few seconds. Hell, It’s even got 78% on RT, and Christmas Story 2 doesn’t even have a score.

[@theharveypaxtonshow5804]

Really enjoyed it but nothing on the original

[@mattesparza412]

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels, that ending: he left the door open both literally and metaphorically for her 😢❤

[@aimeperez469]

Okay, so I know that nobody put thought into this movie but why is Ralphie 16 and Randy 9 even though in the last film Ralphie was 8 and Randy was 6?

[@PetProjects2011]

"They just didn't care." - Crow T. Robot

[@aimeperez469]

InvaderPet Haha fair enough

[@georgehunt8878]

Aime-Lynne I didn't get the ending with the paint b

[@georgehunt8878]

Doctor Mirage oh thank s

[@101Volts]

Either Randy was frozen for a few years or he went for a short trip in outer space in light years.

[@AbbasKhan9364]

How the hell did you get in here!? I just made an extra door with what I had lying around What are you? A''door''ing Christmas! BRILLIANCE.

[@Br0wnEyedQueen]

haha! I was wondering if anyone else caught that!

[@101Volts]

God, I love puns.

[@underthependulum3484]

Those feels at the end. This review single handedly made Hyper Fan Girl my favorite of his characters ever. Tamara plays her SO convincingly, she’s both crazy and likable. Also it convinced me that a show based around Nostalgia Critic characters could be AMAZING. If it was written like this review was, it could make an amazing web series or etc. (It also made me hate that she gets with Devil Boner, since the ending kinda leaves hints that Critic might not mind her coming back into his life. Idk though might just be because of that damn cute cuddle scene.)

[@MichaelSHall-ii2uq]

Holy shit. It could be like power rangers or X-Men and have a cool story and be a cartoon. Holy fuck.

[@deoxys3869]

Santa Christ ruined the moment 😄

[@julieporter7805]

I respectfully disagree . I like that he gives depth to his characters and how well Tamara plays her, but I don't know. Reportedly, Hyper Fan Girl was based on real life female stalkers of Doug's. The ending makes me kind of uncomfortable knowing that. Like "Yeah if you stalk someone enough you too will be rewarded." I mean if the genders were reversed, I don't think a male stalker would be written so compassionately.

[@alfa01spotivo]

one of the best NC episodes ever!

[@maxiapalucci2511]

alfa01spotivo North Carolina?

[@Poever]

It’d be better if he didn’t cut out the last “Ralphie sniffs the lady’s hair” joke

[@simonwoods7112]

I would say this ending might make this my #1 favorite NC review. It's beautiful.

[@evillemperor5447]

Simon Woods how is it that it only has under half a million views??

[@zman3719]

Amen to that.

[@akanueirnightmaris]

Agreed

[@simonwoods7112]

The Christmas Tree ending is gorgeously passionate and genuine that leaves me in great respect, but there's something about the quiet subtlety of this ending that makes me tear up even more than Christmas Tree's can.

[@simonwoods7112]

Owen McKenna Well, it's all subjective. But I think this ending can be admired the same way 'A Christmas Story' can... through its simplicity. To each their own, though.

[@rincon27weirdoG]

Holy Santa Christ, Tamara is so freakin adorable!!!

[@megamage911]

She really is! Fucking love her, especially as Hyper Fangirl xD

[@deathby1kslimes945]

Too right

[@chayden153]

Right?!

[@ilopominecrafter]

Gus Rodriguez speakin of santa christ, did anyone notice in santa christ's reversal to the start of the review there is a quick clip of santa christ hiding some sort of alcohol bottle into his robe

[@simonwoods7112]

Her performance in this one is particularly wonderful, with some real emotional weight added.

[@Pressed_For_Time]

hmm.. So thats what the Cinema Sins guy looks like..

[@journalofawriter3650]

Yeah that's Jeremy the narrator

[@chonkyloreraccoon3686]

am I the only one who thought he'd be a giant floating head attached to a huge laser

[@TryppiUnkle]

I dont think thats him. I'm pretty sure that he just works for Cinemasins.

[@cruxmind]

lol

[@Pressed_For_Time]

Michael Hinds "Fricken Lasers!"

[@MadiBendy]

It’s a year later and I’m watching this on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas Channel Awesome 🎄

[@frozenaorta]

It's another year later, and I'm watching it on the 7th.

[@Mr_Original]

It's the 18th of December for me. XD

[@johnwest2204]

Watching This episode will be one of my traditions every Christmas from now on. ( Its Dec 21st 2018btw )

[@vegavisions97]

Same

[@TheOctoshock]

Also same but a year later

[@ExplorerDS6789]

You know what would've made this movie slightly better... besides it not existing? Casting Bryan Cranston as the Old Man! He bares more of a resemblence to Darren McGavin than Daniel Stern. Bryan would've made a good Old Man. He'd go Walter White on the furnace and really capture the mannerisms more than Stern.

[@honeyfrost3355]

ExplorerDS6789 yes

[@ExplorerDS6789]

OR, even better: set it twenty years later, where Ralphie is married and has two kids. His oldest daughter, Sophie, wants a car, and so the storyline revolves around her. That may be lame, but look what the alternative was.

[@Emberilliance]

I think his cussing at the furnace would have been a bit too vulgar for A Christmas Story. XD

[@ExplorerDS6789]

@@Emberilliance Maybe, but the subplot about buying a new furnace would make more sense than the Old Man being too stingy to buy turkey.

[@nely5164]

Tamara is SUCH a great actress!!!

[@ErichoTTA]

The Critic should watch "The Sandlot 2". I saw it and kept thinking, "FIRST MOVIE!".

[@JoeRossProductions]

@@diggerfan9319 HE SHOULD!!!!!!?!??

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Wait a minute,@@diggerfan9319. You're telling me there's a Jingle All the Way 2? Next you'll be telling me there's a Kazaam 2.

[@calebdickerson2003]

Sandlot 2 and Sandlot 3: Heading Home

[@danielaarroyo1622]

There was a sandlot 2 ?

[@zachhaywood1564]

@@danielaarroyo1622 Yep, and it's almost an exact rehash of the first movie, just with a model rocket instead of a baseball.

[@SharkBait19904]

Wait! There was a second Christmas Story movie? This is actually the first time I have heard of there being a second one I didn't know this existed......And maybe it should of stayed that way.

[@jenniferschillig3768]

Well, the thing is...this isn't the first "sequel". There were other adaptations of Shepherd's writings. A couple of these were shown on PBS a few years after ACS (but PBS did other adaptations even before ACS...including a much earlier "leg lamp" scene) and then there's My Summer Story/It Runs In The Family, with Kieran Culkin and Charles Grodin. But all of these were direct adaptations of Jean Shepherd's original stories, with his narration. (My Summer Story featured one of my personal favorites--the Dish Night movie theater fiasco and the Gravy Boat riot.) This doesn't have a thing to do with a word Jean Shepherd wrote--it just FEELS phony.

[@Preeve]

SharkBait19904 There is a proper sequel called 'It Runs in the Family/My Summer Story' which is by the same director as the first and is based off the writings of Jean Shepard (writer of the book) and features him as narrator again, like in the first film.

[@scottylewis8124]

Luisa Bravo secret of nimh 2 was similar to another infamous sequel Highlander 2 the quickening.

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

Reeve Isaacs it also had the teacher from the first one. Apparently (I haven't seen it).

[@Qaz1962]

"Oh, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE" "Because first moooooooooooooovieeeeee"

[@TigerKirby215]

Jokes aside that ending was actually sweet.

[@JktuUekmw]

Wait, so... ...The cat was NOT the main focus in the Alien movie?

[@TheHannahcast]

Wow. This review wasn't only funny, but legitimately heartfelt.

[@warman13x]

I definitely agree with you. It's kinda incredible just how good this review ended up being; in fact, I think it might be one of my favorite NC reviews in general.

[@timthemanimal]

+Christian Tyler Hannah Unlike the movie.

[@darkcrafter0129]

+James Hughes ehhh I love his Moulin Rouge review more

[@desolark6736]

The end makes me tear up.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

The true meaning of Christmas isn't stuff, or even spending time with people you actually give a crap about. The true meaning of Christmas is KILL or BE KILLED!!!

[@gabbahitta903]

Ya fucking had me at the ad spoof. Nicely done.

[@TheToasterPope]

you really fell for that?

[@Icheasea_T]

I was so confused because I was on the mobile app lol

[@directorkid3131]

Icheesea T. Same lol

[@thomasobrien1841]

Somehow the one thing that confuses me the most is how Ralphy is a teenager, but his brothers still a kid

[@03bgood]

He was 4 or 5 when Ralphie was 9, so now Ralphie is now 15, that means his brother is 9 or 10.

[@donovanlocust1106]

@@03bgood I have younger sisters. Can confirm

[@ThatGenericPyro]

And how the dad now looks like my Granddad I blame the bumpusses

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

“Well remember that bad community college plays you had to watch a long time ago?” Oh yes critic I have many memories of those I even recall one did in high school I was forced to go to as a kid called “alligator pie” and I swear the action was so bad i learned a new appreciation for actors in general.

[@brendanforester4601]

I know exactly what you mean.

[@thisisawsome34253212]

A dollar in A Christmas Story 2 would be worth a little more that $13 in 2017 $85 in the same context would be worth more than $1,100 in the current year.

[@IRNStudios]

NC's love of the loony toons and animaniacs really shows when he screams at Hyper Fan Girl huh...

[@zachhaywood1564]

Who else initially tried to close the ad at 23:20?

[@Shiratto]

I did the first time I watched and I’m on mobile.

[@Mr.Savage565]

To be honest I much rather have the advertising in that scene instead of the advertising we have now.

[@yepthatisme4369]

Zach Haywood nope

[@Mister_Oddity]

"Why does the video keep pausing? And why won't it close? And are two sing- oh."

[@KaeraNeko]

The adorable couch scene is giving me flashbacks to a few years ago when a girl I liked back then used to put her head on my shoulder when we watched movies together. I never did tell her that I had feelings for her out of the fear of rejection or of ruining what I thought we had. While part of me is happy that I didn't, because I was very emotionally unstable after having gotten out of a long term relationship only a few months before that, and I was handling it so bad that if my feelings had been reciprocated, I wouldn't have matured as a person between then and now, I still can't shake the feeling of regret that I never did, and the curiosity of what it might have led to. It's a very depressing kind of nostalgia, when fond memories are ruined by the concept of "what if," instead of just being appreciated for what they are; just small pockets of time that should be appreciated solely for the warmth and euphoria they made you feel, and shouldn't always need to be put into perspective by rationality. It makes me happy, but it also makes me want to punch myself in the face, and sometimes it even makes me want to die, but these wildly varying feelings almost makes me appreciate the moments even more just because of how alive it makes me feel to have so strong emotions about something in life. Regret is a hard feeling to handle, but it might make you appreciate the rest of your life more, when you have a sense of perspective of how good and bad things can be at their very extremes. I apologise if this is depressing and edgy, but I'd like to know if I'm thinking about this right, or if my emotions are getting in the way of my rationality in an unhealthy way.

[@dillonohlemiller9027]

Kaera猫 still hanging in there?

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

Dude... No need to apologize, we have all been there and we all have moments in our lives that are very similar... Thanks for sharing I'm glad you liked the video too...😊

[@IppoX90]

@@KarstensCreationsKC That's bold of you to say on behalf of everyone that everyone has had similar moment like that. I'm totally content with my life and "bros b4 hoes"-guy.

[@randomuserudidntknowexisted]

Critic as a cheerleader is the best

[@MovieLover1995]

That was a nightmare.

[@oddlem]

This and The Lorax are probably my most favourite reviews from Doug. They just seem so genuine and actually make me feel an emotion in comparison the the actual material that is being reviewed. This one in particular gets me close to shedding a tear at the end every time I watch it. I guess if that makes me an emotional baby then so be it.

[@kimaniwilsonhunte]

32:50 The feels are strong with this review.

[@bookermediaentertainment]

The feels are strong indeed

[@Siera.M]

Yea it is

[@awesomechannel257]

Kimani Wilson-Hunte the narrator sounds like Adam west

[@Siera.M]

he dose

[@adeadphish7931]

I’ll be honest, I watch the Christmas reviews every year and this one specifically gets the tears flowing like a river

[@joethehero2]

Fun fact: The Mall Santa was played by Gary Chalk. Yep Optimus Primal was in this stinker.

[@lordvoldemort9440]

joethehero2 look up goodtimes entertainment and Goldenfilms tons of shit movies and Garry chalks in a a lot of them

[@ChiconeStudios]

Yay! I'm not the only transformers fan here!

[@carterheer8278]

joethehero2 He couldn't Maximize in this film.

[@scottylewis8124]

Carter Heer that's just prime.

[@p.z.arnott2329]

joethehero2 Well, a piece of me just died with that information.

[@SunsGeek]

"And God forgive us for being in this film......EVERYONE!" -Tiny Tim LOL! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas 2017!

[@p.z.arnott2329]

29:01 hey, that's the same thought many of us had when learned M. Night Shyamaladingdong was going to do The Last Airbender movie.

[@tthomaselli2]

28:47.; Christmas isn't Christmas without Santa Christ.

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.

[@TheWhoEditor]

Why didn't I see this episode before? The story is hilariously entertaining and the ending is such tear dropping gold. I can never stop crying. You've made my christmas this year.

[@JishinimaTidehoshi]

Well I just want to watch him critic films, I don't care about these "cringe", poorly-acted segments. A waste of time!

[@DaniaBlazin]

Oh my God the ending was so sweet I was awing the whole time. Honestly, I watch Channel Awesome more for the characters than the reviews themselves, they're all amazing!

[@bellametallica]

Tamara genuinely seemed sad. She's definitely a great actress.

[@canadmexi]

Is it bad that I laughed at "slapstick"?

[@tristanhartup4936]

Yeah... I'll give you a number for a good therapist.

[@cancerousmemescentral5749]

You mean SlapShit💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@nerkdurgen5574]

Yes. It is. You walnut.

[@Wishbone4evr]

Nah!

[@hammerite6418]

Yes

[@SAI-st4uu]

Wow... the ending really gave me the feels after belly laughing... 😔

[@BabyDoIIx]

This was really sweet at the ending, but I thought what would have made it SOOOO SWEET and as hoping would happen is when she rested her head on him thinking he was asleep, is have him then open his eyes, and smile...showing us that he wasn't even asleep, or knew she was doing that.

[@samschmidt4090]

I wonder where you got that idea.

[@BabyDoIIx]

Sam Schmidt From my brain.

[@PerovNigma]

That would be so cute! While I admired the Critic's creativity in his rant, I hated how much he was hurting her. Her snuggling up next to him at the end was great, but your idea would have made it even better.

[@Amzsie]

I dont disagree, but I think him leaving the door open at the end was supposed to represent him welcoming her back, which I think is pretty sweet too ^^

[@BabyDoIIx]

Joseph Simpson ty ty

[@TuckerWhite94]

Recipe does not contain a lap dance. *ding*

[@daveed2589]

Nice fanfiction

[@lwanco1018]

+Nascarking24 And has narration DING

[@FluuuffInari]

+Nascarking24 Would +1 if there wasn't already *34* likes and I wasn't 5 years old inside.

[@Mr_Deedeedoo]

this comment did not win a free internet *ding*

[@DeclanCorey]

"Unnecessary comment chain" cliche. *ding*

[@TheSchaef47]

25:18 this completely misses the point. The old man loved the lamp because it represented an accomplishment, an affirmation of his self proclaimed brilliance. Showing the whole neighborhood how great he was, that's the value of that lamp.

[@dereknight861]

Thank god they actually did put EFFORT in “Christmas Story Christmas” …except that title but hey we can BLAME THIS flick for tainting the simplicity of just saying “Christmas Story 2”

[@TheArceusftw]

You know Your rant to Hyper fangirl Is what I wanted to give to the idiots I had to spend the past 13 years of my life being forced be within close proximity of 8 hours a day.

[@chrishusted9296]

not wanting a psychotic girlfriend... pleb.

[@WonderWarrior238]

yes

[@thatsnotrightproductions7633]

TheArceusftw who?

[@ohjeezitslee4043]

school.

[@christiancroes5349]

TheArceusftw 😂

[@greysonbourne]

And then the CoD Infinite Warfare trailer came out...

[@NATE-op9tq]

And then the Ghostbusters Trailer came out.

[@mojoblue70]

+Soarxisscared shut up I bet you haven't even seen the movie yet

[@NATE-op9tq]

mojoblue70 If you've seen it or not- theres no denying it has gotten the most amount of downvotes in quite a long time.

[@joshnolen2675]

Well if Infinite Warfare is out of the question I recommend Battlefield 1

[@jayblade2000]

And then Ghostbusters crashed and burned

[@PercyandDuckfan94]

I think this review got me into CinemaSins.

[@99lodewijk]

PercyandDuckfan94 I'm sorry

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

PercyandDuckfan94 Me too.

[@squatch1565]

The only sin about this review is that Jeremy Scott's only in it for the first couple of minutes. Honestly, there should be a review for one of the worst movies ever (that hasn't already been reviewed) where all of the biggest names on the movie review scene get together. Think about it: Critic, Stuckmann, Jahns, AVGN, CinemaSins, Jon Bailey, Flick Pick, Schmoes, Black Nerd Comedy, all together to take it on. And in the end, they all charge a giant copy of the movie in LOTR style.

[@michaelugwueke6312]

Me too

[@ddthewolf]

For me it's the opposite, I saw Cinema sins' How the Grinch stole Christmas video with the NC and that's how I learned of him

[@Furrball2023]

I wonder what Doug will say about "A Christmas Story Christmas."

[@theharveypaxtonshow5804]

I liked it a lot, but nothing on the classic

[@matthewmoran5297]

+Wyatt Stevenson Probably better than *this* .

[@jedijack0577]

@@matthewmoran5297 It’s WAY better it still has the “childish day dreams” but there aren’t as many. It’s not a holiday classic but maybe once, twice, maybe four times a year

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

It's much better than this this piece of garbage. But you still can't beat the classic.

[@thatcomicandmangafanfromdublin]

maybe in a few months

[@klimmr]

This is the perfect video to watch for anyone who's getting the blues on Christmas.

[@JoakimOtamaa]

It feels manipulative like every other christmas related crap. I don't like to use the word "cringe" but Doug's pathetic obsession with this festive shite works wonders with the word.

[@jongon0848]

I think I'd still rather watch this over Christmas With The Kranks

[@LuriTV]

me too. This movie was just crap but Christmas with the Kranks was outright offensive

[@megamage911]

Yeah I'm with you there, this movie at least seems to somewhat try to capture the spirit of Christmas, Christmas with the Kranks seems to just actively shit all over the holiday. Fuck that movie.

[@h193013]

Kefka Palazzo it's one of my family's favorite Christmas movies

[@megamage911]

h193013 I feel bad for you...

[@malango255]

I'd rather watch a turned off television for 3 hours than this lol

[@zanytobbs]

Yeah...I wasn't quite ready to see Doug in a cheerleader costume. I need to try to get a portion of my sanity back lol.

[@cruxmind]

If you didn't nearly tear up at the ending of NC's skit... You're not as sensitive as me. :(

[@dvader1342]

Believe me, I was close

[@whatsunderthehood9639]

same here, I nearly teared up as well.

[@cruxmind]

Shiny Piece I know. Because you're not as sensitive as me. That's the fucking point of my comment lmao.

[@wednesdayaddams6227]

I did

[@MovieLover1995]

Don't hate me for this, but I actually thought it was funny.

[@Kawaiikate01]

I love Santa Christ! He’s the best thing about his Christmas specials.

[@Reaper-or8ht]

Nostalgia Critic: “Even the trailer got the biggest amounts of down votes I’ve seen In a while.” Infinite warfare trailer: “Hold my exo cola”!!!! (Snort) (Snort)

[@ripvanwinkle6451]

Do you got a recipe of that "game"?

[@red-pet-dead]

2018 rerind:

[@MrBanankartong]

I never knew a nostalgia critic review could give me all these feelings...

[@undeadelite]

31:05 damn tamara you are amazing

[@TheGrayMysterious]

I'm waiting for someone to play "Duel of Fates" while Ralphie and his coworkers bean each other with fake candy canes

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Or “Battle of the Heroes”

[@zankfilms2898]

Love that they can't even be bothered to white balance the cameras when they go outside

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

What does that mean?

[@NESShadows]

Perhaps artistic choice?

[@StrayGuitarist]

Oh, my gosh, this review was powerful. I've seen it probably 3 times now, and each time, the final scene still tugs at my heartstrings. Props to you, Doug, you're truly a wonderful writer, and you have definitely inspired me greatly.

[@geckokid8265]

Does anyone else think the narrator sounds like Adam west

[@TheGenomario]

It's actually Nat Mauldin

[@wizgi7201]

Benny is my favorite recurring character

[@fiercestpond4722]

Wizard Gohan I prefer hyper fan girl.

[@cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864]

Wizard Gohan Devil Boner or The actual Devil for me.

[@bernielopez7429]

Bill is the best though

[@giannispolychronopoulos2680]

Black Willy Wonka I think is a bit better

[@CadetRedShirt]

The angle of when he yells at Fangirl though..

[@FizzleFX]

Someone is a secret pony here

[@klemperwhite]

This isn't the official sequel to "A Christmas Story." In fact there is one that was made way before this one. It's called "Like Father, Like Son." Look it up people it is a sequel to "A Christmas Story" it has the same actors in it and sorta the same plot too. I thought it was a pretty good movie, even though it not well known.

[@samanthaegley5067]

Theres a 1994 movie called "It Runs in the Family" (release title) or "My Summer Story" (current title) that is considered a sequel, but its all different actors. The 80's movie "Like Father, Like Son" has nothing to do with "A Christmas Story"

[@101Volts]

There's "Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss" too.

[@samanthaegley5067]

I didnt realize there was another one! Neat, now i gotta go find it

[@dillonwright13]

15:26 This Nostalgia Critic joke was just out of nowhere, which made it more hilarious.

[@samvidas9599]

27:35 I have brown hair, glasses, and a likeable personality, but I don't have an orange sweater, so... Yay?

[@elishaduggan997]

Lol same

[@wednesdayaddams6227]

Goody!😙

[@mc.gemstone]

so what do you have besides a orange sweater

[@samvidas9599]

? I.... just said I don't have one........?

[@weckar]

But surely you wear... something? Not that I'd judge if you didn't.

[@nikolasspyridakis7105]

I love how critic just crouches like snake from MGS at 2:40

[@ludvik926]

the ending made me cry...

[@anone.mousse674]

Danish Hypocrite He could never love her. He could never forgive her. But damned if he didn't feel something when he woke up... and she wasn't there.

[@AlphaOmega1237]

And that was relief.

[@PerovNigma]

Why do I ship them? This scene. (And others.)

[@lucygarza1041]

Joseph Simpson me too! i dont care if she is with Devil Boner ill always gonna ship them

[@beaushaver3779]

To be fair the old boiler furnaces that most homes had were huge and were often installed in the basement before the house was built. If you wanted a new furnace the old one would literally have to be disassembled and removed from the house piece-by-piece and would be incredibly expensive labor wise. Usually however they were simple enough to fix and maintain even if not at 100%. My childhood home had a boiler furnace that was probably 90 years old and it had to be 6ft by 6ft by 6 ft. Square it was huge and cemented into the ground.

[@eddieolshefski6467]

Anyone else watching Critic’s old Christmas reviews during the Christmas season? I do every December.

[@brendanforester4601]

Same here! 👍

[@lucas23453]

Jegus. Critic is really good at insulting someone! Like holy shit! Seriously, if this happened to me I probably would have broken down halfway through that....

[@superplushkolin7831]

1:59 welcome to earth

[@Aquarius199]

26:05 Part of the episode was cut off for some reason. Was that a mistake or what?

[@EattaCheesepaw]

Aquarius199 Thank you! I'm not the only one who noticed!

[@solesurvivor327]

My guess is they had to edit it out for copyright bullshit. It's not even the only moment in the episode that was cut out

[@TheJulianifyBTS]

What used to be there?

[@EattaCheesepaw]

Julian Pitt A part of the ending to the movie where Ralphie was driving with that girl and he smelled her hair as Critic added one last point to the Perverted Ralphie Counter.

[@TheJulianifyBTS]

Ah right that's so weird

[@michaelmemmott1050]

I love how they imply that his brother died a few years after this particular Christmas but then when they get the fish the adult Ralphy stares my brother never knew what happened that Christmas and doesn't until this day....well unless you resurrect him that doesn't seem like he's ever gonna find out!

[@starshinestudiosofficial]

A Christmas Story Christmas clears it up, he travels around the world now.

[@tayloryork8185]

"Oh my god, it must be my birthday." That's one of the best things I've heard all day.

[@Pikagirl541]

Well, that cheerleader routine was... unexpected.

[@artofmore7197]

Hyper Fan Girl is adorable.

[@joeywomer]

Me here did Critic find a cheerleader outfit in his size?

[@MadTurnip]

Jim can get you anything. If he can't, he'll make it himself xD

[@domajackthesheepoid3948]

I think for an NC sketch Devil Boner should see this review and see how NC yelled at his soon to be wife and becomes uttterly enraged and he tries to kill the NC throughout the episode.

[@gemmychris]

I watch this Christmas Story 2 review every year as a personal tradition.

[@GangstaMojo]

This is actually part 3, the real sequel to A Christmas Story is My Summer Story that came out in like 1994.

[@petewadesays12]

I liked that movie a lot actually. With the spinning tops, Charles Grodin, Mary Stenbergen and gravy boats... It was pretty charming.

[@GangstaMojo]

But this is a good example of when a studio doesn't have faith in a project... I believe if the studio thought that the original A Christmas Story was going to be such a cult classic they would have we signed the original cast and put out a legitimate sequel years ago

[@petewadesays12]

Part of why I love Doug's character is the Nostalgia Bubble he is taking down. Take The Nightmare Before Christmas.....that movie I saw in theaters and never heard of anyone else who did aside from the neighbor girl I went with. Now.....EVERYONE loved that movie as a child. So....that is similar to what happened to A Christmas Story. Plus- they had a LOT to market with in that nostalgia. Lamps, pajamas- etc. When in reality- it's a decent picture. But if you say anything less then "I LOOOOOVVVEE THAT MOVIE-" it's unacceptable.

[@captinquark80]

King Mojo I liked that one I even got a top for Christmas and so did my brother

[@Preeve]

King Mojo My Summer Story is a legitimate sequel. It's by the same director as the first, based on the works of the original author, and features his same narration. It takes place after the first too. The only reason the entire cast didn't return (only about 1 person returned) because they were all too old by the time it came out.

[@gossamer999]

31:31 that smile just makes my heart happy.

[@tristanhartup4936]

Hmmm... a teenage boy with outlandish and childish daydreams, remind you of anything, Doug?

[@morssinistram5169]

godzillavkk i think it is doug from the doug cartoon

[@0123renee]

Doo do doo do do do...

[@SC4211]

I know others have already said it, but this episode really is one of Tamara's best. She's really funny and can excellently portray the emotions necessary to the scene. Obviously, the Nostalgia Critic won't last forever - I hope that Tamara continues to be in acting roles afterwards once it's done. Or whenever she moves on. Whatever comes first.

[@astrodome1994]

12:01 OK I just did the research, and apparently $85 in 1946 - the year this film takes place - would've been about $1,032 at the time this review was made (or $1,175 today).