Smash, Marry, Kill | Chuckle Sandwich

[@Mik35959]

Why is ted Wearing lady rings. I mean he can swing whichever way he wants but lady rings

[@0-0Ashhole0-0]

this comment is schlatts alt acc

[@skywinggss1764]

what the hell is a lady ring

[@elyzzayt]

why is this the pinned comment

[@TheMysticalPug]

Ted is a lady now

[@Memu_]

He's walking the thin line of looking like a bisexual or a male manipulator. Definitely leaning towards the latter.

[@Sylvie-th]

Ohhh but when we steal street signs Schlatt scolds us

[@raebeenix]

At least those are free

[@embryodemocracy1275]

EXACTLY. HIS WORDS: "THATS NOT FREE" like come ON

[@KoregaKaed]

*schlatt scholds us had to correct you

[@Sylvie-th]

@@KoregaKaed thank you for the correction I have disgraced the following Praise Cumpy, Sylvie

[@OnlySushiCat]

hes like a father scolding his children lmao

[@WilderBaton]

Schlatt having the Mr Beast Gaming plaque just randomly is the funniest thing ever.

[@NapalmWasTaken]

This is the craziest shit ever

[@jackdren9974]

He's mentioned it many times before

[@dadbodsupreme]

It's free

[@LOPSIDED_YT]

Y’all it’s free

[@troyscribner4342]

And “signs aren’t free” he says.

[@matthewotterness8648]

Ted actually uses those extra rings to punch orphans in the face with supreme damage

[@who_131]

Turbo Ted punch

[@Strawbrb]

Just like schlatt back in 99

[@KemodZh]

he uses them as brass knuckles

[@A_Toaster]

Bro got the Dark souls strength rings.

[@Charlie-wj9vb]

TED LIED PEOPLE DIED

[@RaptorsVevo]

Cant believe Schlatt has been telling us "Oh that roadsign isnt free", "stop stealing things they arent free", just to turn around and have MrBeast Gaming's play button. Criminal behaviour. A scoundrel.

[@chairfister]

a rapscallion if you will

[@something7836]

It's free.

[@ohheyitsguy]

It's obvious The more we steal, the less he can steal

[@Albert_PL]

its free.

[@RaptorsVevo]

@@ohheyitsguy holy shit, that was his plan all along...

[@ShutUpJayke]

Marble Wolfgang possesses the greatest mind of our generation

[@skeletonorama]

I think it's quite the opposite

[@ttaa2222]

True scholar we get to bare witness to

[@bio_foam]

Remember this sage advice 🤡

[@macronevicktor]

when does marble constanza drop

[@mimijiji0423]

truly amazing

[@xxCiru]

Fun fact! Those rings on Ted's fingers belong to my late grandfather! I inherited them, so i decided to wear them and go to a lil meet-up Ted Nivision was doing and guess what!, he beat the living soul out of me with a baseball bat, RIPPED the rings out of fingers and then did some sort of medieval jester dance on my unconscious body as he left! I will never forget this!

[@AidenTyrellWashington]

I asked to take a selfie with Ted and in response he took my phone, googled the worst LiveLeak video I have ever seen, and skipped away.

[@micahjacinto8303]

☝️🤓 "beat the living soul ot of me" these libs can't take a joke 🤭

[@tinnagigja3723]

Fun fact: those fingers were not Ted's originally.

[@BrockYT1]

​@@micahjacinto8303?

[@sqwerly1488]

You said “I will never forget this” like we’re in farc cry 5 or Skyrim

[@rexcelsior5415]

Oh, so when Schmookums steals something it’s okay, but when WE say something is “free” it’s bad.

[@leek.3671]

😂

[@Hoovy-uf3vx]

Cowards hide themself with the words "free" real MEN steal and plunder.

[@sashascheez4019]

Yeah because road signs are kind of needed for safety often. A play button being stolen really doesn't matter tbh, it's just funny and doesn't effect safety. (no hate, I steal too)

[@carsoncomplains]

Ted and Schlunk both being confused by "World Serve Center" and "Cuntagon" is a new favorite puppy moment

[@남자는뭐자신감]

Don't forget "Mother Plane"

[@rcktman0127]

Stef’s FMK was very least favorite puppy

[@Four_leaf23]

Straight bar and it’s a shame it went under appreciated

[@gaygrim]

​@@Four_leaf23 Right

[@tommyp697]

Watts up

[@mitchellharder7670]

The stolen plaque reveal may just be the funniest thing schlatt has ever done

[@vaquri]

fr

[@FireFarmer123]

Schlatt: Guys you cant just take things that don't belong to you. They are not free. Also Schlatt: 19:41

[@NovaGrand0]

He's finally catching on

[@wizgiz4065]

We are the public

[@RandomPerson0646]

He's at least honest he stole it. Everyone else just says their free and don't admit they actually stole it, unlike Schlagg.

[@jerrunholt5571]

I like how Melissa didn't even give a intro just straight to business three words and that's all she needed

[@SherpaOfSkunk]

Schlatt all the time when his viewers tactically acquire signs "why are you filming yourself committing a crime?" Schlatt proceeds to record himself with proof of a crime he perpetrated and detailed the date and confirmed that he indeed was the thief

[@thecaptain6662]

Only 70 likes! Im so proud to be supporting such a small channel. Keep trying guys, you'll make it big someday.

[@quarkopossum7041]

I believe in them!

[@kitty_lover69420]

this comment got more likes than the video itself, we got a celebrity right here

[@clord10]

i love how schlatt just stands by whatever marbl wolfgang says lmao

[@Cam_Can_Play]

I mean, he made a whole presentation why he's the best, so I trust him.

[@maddogwithafathog]

The way schlatt said “fuck my dad” instantly with the biggest smile on his face has sent me into orbit

[@xcgrace]

this comment has sent me into orbit

[@GetLoYo]

@@xcgrace this reply has sent me into orbit

[@bio_foam]

Glad you enjoyed my submission

[@Keitorinnnnn]

Yooo marble wolfgang?!

[@bio_foam]

The one and only@@Keitorinnnnn

[@joelsoderholm183]

Can we be friends and only us

[@aniyilator]

Money

[@toasty5032]

Hi schnuckums

[@colelarsen-cj-8952]

Always excited for Tucker’s newest podcast episode with his little friends

[@Red2332]

Same bro Tucker has the best podcast on the internet.

[@Junx99]

Saaame, his friends are so lucky he doesn't just go solo

[@cx5_]

Tucker the goat for supporting smaller channels 💯💯💯

[@brin6527]

the way they were all baffled by ted piloting the motherplane into the world serve center and the c*ntagon

[@voidsabre_]

The correct way to censor the name if this game is: "Bed, wed, behead"

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

That's actually Henry the eighth's motto "bed, wed, behead"

[@srfamily-km3yx]

@@friendlyneigborhoodbeanLMAOOO

[@ChickentNug]

it's kind of crazy to me "fuck" is a worse word than "behead". the latter is way more morbid

[@tinnagigja3723]

"I would marry Jesus because he could build me ramps" is a lovely sentiment.

[@Goober7089]

October 23, 2025 is getting closer and closer ted

[@calebrose4296]

thats my birthday :)

[@chillinc5158]

​@@calebrose4296conspiracy to commit murder is a crime

[@totallynotanerd9571]

@@chillinc5158 ted's "collab" will be my favorite birthday present

[@captainstupid1569]

That will be my 20th birthday

[@demetriam2408]

Finally someone remembers

[@SterraRoar]

The mutton chops are doing absolutely NOTHING to stop the thirst lmfao

[@SterraRoar]

Nothing against him either, he's a handsome guy. :)

[@rejuno1991]

The mutton chops make him hotter lmao

[@SterraRoar]

@@rejuno1991 yes 💕

[@erfv-o5l]

@@SterraRoar smash next question

[@lieeeleeee]

24:49 schlatts face lmao, even he was shocked how aggressive fuck Elaine came out

[@calebrose4296]

Please get Marble Wolfgang on the sandwhich

[@cryptidcorviid]

flying the mother plane into the world serve center and cuntagon??? iconic.

[@Mik35959]

I also love how tuckers house is an actual adulting type house. Ted looks like he is in my sons room and schlutt is in front of an unused green screen lol

[@SchmeatyGaming]

you have 6 comments on the entirety of this channel and three of them are on this video, and your typing like an avid chuckle commenter, im so confused

[@Gengar-Gang]

He can never tell us not steal again "It's not free!" MY ASS

[@NectarLiam]

it's so kind of tucker to host two small youtubers on the channel

[@amberhernandez]

The fact Schlatt immediately said "marry" to Hatsune Miku and NOBODY mentioned the guy who actually married Miku proves just how severe my internet brainrot is

[@Lazzuuu]

They called her an anime character ofc they wouldn't know :(

[@Ryu1ify]

They divorced

[@aniyilator]

​@@Ryu1ifyDid they sign a prenup?

[@mikeyc1262]

I want to thank you Schlatt, Ted, and Tucker. I struggle to sleep and take naps regardless of how tired I am, and the podcast really helps me fall asleep. Puts me right out. Thanks.

[@yellowbird666]

is this a positive trait?

[@mikeyc1262]

@yellowbird666 it is a good thing lol, I did think it was kinda funny tho because of the heavy sarcasm of the comments are usually like this. I am in fact grateful for the sleep

[@TwoGraves284]

Schlatt having stolen the Mr. Beast gaming play button is some hilarious lore that we definitely didn't need.

[@bwoods311]

I, Optimus Prime, take thee Johnathon Schlatt, to be my lawfully wedded wife 🤖❤🥹

[@johnnycranknose4098]

WHAAAAT IVE DONEEEEEEE

[@duck-ew5zs]

All of Ted's rings are actually trophies he got from "taking care" of married couples

[@gracekirkwood6734]

Kinda disappointed Schlatt didn't use the "church is the bride of christ" line as a way to marry Jesus 😂😂😂

[@jadeviper3782]

Hey guys, its me, Anonymous. I forgot to put my name before I submitted, but I’m glad ya’ll got a laugh out of it

[@The3gg]

Marble Wolfgang, as a name, goes so fucking hard

[@remifie]

Fascinating to see the way something awoke in Schmidt when spongebob was mentioned..

[@ryancaldwell4348]

This is the 2nd best podcast to listen to while in the hospital recovering from a self sucking accident

[@ved95]

We must make sure Schlatt never finds his way to Bikini Bottom

[@SuperBeastlyMario]

Schlatts cartoonish gulp sound when he's asked if he'd marry Jesus 7:20

[@webkarma9654]

It’s hilarious how Schlatt has schtollen Mr Beast’s diamond play button and hasn’t revealed it to anyone for over a year, what an absolute MadLad!

[@soy_sauce.19]

stolen*

[@ThatMedi]

It's free

[@Lenauvi]

@@soy_sauce.19sauce over me with your correction.

[@skywarrior66]

schoy_sauce19*

[@twdynai]

schloy_schauce.19**

[@denny0420]

tuckers infatuation for Elaine from seinfeld had me on the floor

[@aniyilator]

He's 100% right too

[@luansh55]

That diamond button part jesus fucking Christ lol

[@cordless985]

the sitcom sound effects were truly the icing on top

[@Boasty57]

Can confirm schlatt’s been wearing that bracelet for time

[@jimjimmington1]

18:08 mrbeasts 10 million subscriber playbutton (for the actual mrbeast channel and not any other channel he has) is actually in the possession of a man named jack massey welsh, so schlatt would have to trade with him and not mrbeast himself. the good news is that he frequently trades play buttons as long as he gets something out of it

[@nyxp8442]

He has beast gaming one

[@videntiumomniavidentium1439]

I never played Tekken, but I searched the names I heard in the audio and all the characters in the hypothetical were men: 1. HEihashi Mishima ("The Old Man") 2. Kazuya Mishima (A "Buff Sasuke's Father" looking dude , which Tucker misspelled to Kamuzi Mishima) 3. Jin Kazama ("Buff Sasuke Himself") For the record: I'm not a Naruto fan, that's just how my brain [doesn't] work...

[@Wyvernn_]

Heihachi

[@Ryu1ify]

I feel like Heihachi is the only choice for marry who *might* not be abusive

[@lola_3760]

as someone who wears at least 7 rings a day, yes. you can most definently use them like brass knuckles :) it makes everything a lot easier

[@enderflame1006]

This is the most sinful episode of the chuckle sandwich

[@LittleWrists]

Feeling chuckly

[@micromonarch]

somehow, Schlatt having MrBeasts play button is not shocking.

[@Angellance7]

Can we sign a petition for Tucker to have the og chuckle sandwich golden play button? He deserves it 😌

[@Crimion2311]

9:46 this aged like fine wine

[@shooiebooie7774]

The middle school vibes are strong on this episode

[@elyzzayt]

If Schoatt can have a Sphinx segment, Ted should have a segment where he shows off his outfits like an ootd type of thing

[@suhnnyside_up]

if schlatt don't show up with grills on his teeth on the next episode i will be disappointed

[@iCheeto31]

Yall missed out not calling the episode "Chuck, Marry, Kill"

[@webzter2661]

I fully support Ted's dedication to investing in ramps in preparation for a zombie apocalypse. I cannot envision a more efficient method.

[@brockbroadbent3722]

It has been more than a week. I NEED CHUCKLE SANDWICH

[@generalmcshooty397]

This is the perfect podcast to make Schlatt cry to.

[@BLOCKROT]

Anyone else notice that the guy with the fabulous Three Little Pigs question was named Marble WOLFgang? Coincidence? I think not.

[@Joebaka13]

Schlatt: roasts the shit out of Apandah for gooning to Judy Hopps Schlatt: Sandy Cheeks tho 👀

[@denny0420]

this episode is UNSETTLINGLY horny wtf. i love it

[@nice-kj2lj]

Tucker apears at 0:33

[@notificationnation]

15:32 little did we know, ted was actually wearing SIX rings this podcast 😏

[@yellowbird666]

:(

[@Alexcees]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I fly a plane

[@Ahnock]

do a flip

[@Saurondür]

Watch out of the World Trade Centre

[@Lenauvi]

„🎶Good Morning USA🎶”

[@youtubehandlessuck]

🛩️💥🏬🇺🇸 😢😢😢

[@danielwg514]

not even a SECOND and ted is getting lambasted for his fit. absolute debauchery!

[@tap.andrack]

Schlatt is based for not answering the first and last one.

[@pigoverlord8250]

i'd like to make everyone aware that Hatsune Miku is offically 16

[@shatterednova_]

Was thinking this the entire time during that section

[@ron133.]

im just happy they didnt say fuck at least

[@calebcomrie7984]

Shes a robot popstar

[@pigoverlord8250]

@@calebcomrie7984 A canonically 16 year old robot popstar

[@ooglegogle2719]

​@calebcomrie7984 this is just the "it isn't real so it's okay" argument again

[@oldbluelight1861]

I can’t believe Schlatt left out the filioque, good boy but the bishop of Rome isn’t happy

[@TenemenTTrash]

Schlatt had his fashion era with cyr in '22

[@spaceotter2055]

calling ted mother is actually so funny

[@ObsessivePizza]

Good evening Jgyatt, dont think that you can run away from me? You "smashed" my scalp on february 12 1999, i am the ghost that haunts you mister John Schlatt

[@basilkaramanis]

It's chuckle time!! 11pm, ima be crawling inside my schlanket and enjoying myself some chuckles

[@karaoke_division]

"it proceeds from the Father" is the hardest line

[@1_evi]

I really really appreciate Ted's mindfulness of audio listeners :)) love the pod

[@gimmeicedcoffee]

I DEADASS THOUGHT THE PERSON WHO SAID SPONGEBOB PATRICK SQUIDWARD WAS SAYING HI TO THEM I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THE FK MARRY KJLL😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BleachMan42]

Tucker is essentially a member at this point just needs the title to be so

[@virgilthetraitor493]

19:30 ITS FREE!!!

[@Gizmo-w5g]

its been over a week, chuckle sandwich has not uploaded, i think ted died

[@petey52]

35:10 ermmmm actually they were lifted into a dome that held water for the water breathing folk n em THEREFORE sandy still needed her helmet

[@stargazingrainstorms]

i know schlatt refusing to do the Father Son Holy Spirit one was definitely a bit but as a Catholic it still made me happy lmao

[@falconzone1]

I cannot BELIEEEEVE Tucker has a Jesus candle with Julia Louis-Dreyfus on it 😂😂💀

[@txjenjoyer]

screaming SHES SIXTEEN when they mention hatsune miku

[@laserdragon1607]

I love how tucker is becoming a full third host what a goat

[@kilah.]

10:26 I was drinking milk and it came out of my nose because of the what he called Schlatt 💀

[@boi5738]

The same thing happened to me but with soda 💀💀💀

[@akhilldhilipkumarkalaiyara1601]

the mr beast jokes aged so fucking well 😭

[@senpaichoped8903]

i just hope some day they will start again talking about the rings and stuff and then the camera switch to tucker and he just is covered in necklaces rings glases 2 rings in every finger and stuff like that , it would be hilarious.

[@2lazy4tag41]

“Schlatt” will say you can’t take street signs and then he has someone else’s diamond play button

[@cheeriotomato]

Ted and Garrett Watts are the same person in different fonts and I love it

[@nyxp8442]

REAL

[@DKF_oli]

don’t be mean to ted

[@emootwo4600]

This is the funniest episode in a while. Good stuff boys.

[@dadbodsupreme]

I won't harp on Schlungle stealing the MrBeast Gaming plaque. It was free, after all.

[@jacstackz]

54:57 tucker rubbing his fingers together & saying “jinx” while smirking is burnt into my brain for some reason

[@absolutezero942]

So... pretty sure schlatt just gets to keep that play button now.

[@doctor_cheese_006]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while going 80 in a school zone

[@spaceecadett]

Ted and schlatt talking about dp-ing SpongeBob is probably the most horrifying thing I've ever seen

[@uddieee]

What does dp mean

[@spaceecadett]

@@uddieee double-penetration

[@claire5711]

The confusion about cuntagon is killing me

[@klaytonfeldman3614]

This is actually an all-time episode

[@CookiePickles]

Schlatt didn't have to do our boy Kevin Jonas like that 💀