Just put the fries in the bag lil breadtuber

[@GeoNeilUK]

Ah yes, the days of peak Breadtube... "Something Something Capitalism Bad is sponsored by Audible, an Amazon company." "Something Something Anarchism FTW is sponsored by Established Titles." "Something Something All Information Should Be Free is sponsored by my paywalled streaming service that I personally make money from, Nebula."

[@gachagamer536]

This comparison, chef's kiss 🤌 💋

[@ataridc]

They're also frequently sponsored by skillshare. I dont have a joke just thing i noticed.

[@frogmouth2]

If you ever call them out on this, they’ll talk about how hard their lives are and how they can’t afford to be ethically consistent, then go back to telling everyone else how to live their lives.

[@bilson7523]

​@@frogmouth2"I can't live by socialist principles in a capitalist society."

[@BuckNuttage]

Spot on!

[@Conner-mx5jl]

NO mom it's not my fault it's CAPITALISM 😭

[@Macheako]

If you want someone to blame mom, blame Theodore Roosevelt!

[@leviticusprime4904]

First name capital, last name ism

[@samueltesta1558]

God every breadtuber video always somehow devolves into “I hate that I have to put so much effort into making money.”

[@creepyuncle666]

As a rightoid I must say I enjoy your new poorshaming arc

[@CorpusCacus]

"If you're a broke boy, just say it" -Chud Logic

[@Ryo7_7]

Ditto lol

[@xenn4985]

Fake righty right here

[@KayKujo4444]

Finally, both sides of the political spectrum can unite

[@Macheako]

You know how much money we’d save if we didn’t have to carry their broke a--ses

[@a1one-w4c]

whenever i hear “late stage capitalism” specifically, i want to do things i can’t describe on youtube

[@ColdPieceCH]

LATE STAGE CAPITALISM! BOY THIS CAPITALISM SURE IS IN ITS LATEST STAGE, ISN'T IT? I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN CAPITALISM LATER THAN THS!

[@electricelephant7471]

You havent even experienced the really late stage yet

[@Macheako]

Any later and we might have 2 get an abortion

[@KillerMoth3663]

Just you wait til later late stage

[@leviticusprime4904]

After all these years, I still have no idea what late stage capatlsim even means.

[@thealmightyjack]

@@leviticusprime4904 and you never will because everything they point to is just government-mandated corporatism and has nothing to do with capitalism.

[@Idlemage]

His whole video can be summarized as "Meanwhile the oil rig worker..."

[@Dixontri88ify]

As someone who worked on a coal ship, this shit is infuriating to me.

[@And3ru]

Hell or even any retail or service worker.

[@vaikjsf34a]

@@And3ru I think any worker at all in any level or sector would be annoyed by this. But especially people who've got education/training and went for a better job that pays more. This dude seems to be e-begging lol bro if your content quality is good, and always improving, people will donate. There is no need to guilt trip people into giving money, it's a very bad look and makes the situation worse for you. If you are appreciative of your platform and thankful to have it, and receive at least some ad income, and content improves, people who have ability will send some money your way. I've learned in life, you make your situation what it currently is (aside from few random uncontrollable events).

[@maninthemask6275]

People complaining about a capitalism while participating in the mega capitalist practice of having a patron is crazy.

[@MindBodyandSpiritBand]

Yeah, and it's not capitalism itself but how it's run

[@xenn4985]

​@@MindBodyandSpiritBand my favorite is when they attribute the hunan condition to capitalism. Like saying capitalism causes greed lol.

[@KayKujo4444]

@@xenn4985greed has existed long before capitalism, hate to break it to them

[@Macheako]

@@xenn4985 “we only kill because it’s illegal” 🔪 🤣

[@GeoNeilUK]

See also... "This video is sponsored by Nebula, where you'll find the vast majority of my content behind a paywall, y'know, not in any way like the eeeeeeebil capitalist far-right, crypto-conservative Murdoch press!!!"

[@chloeep9329]

This guy would say "eat the rich" if a CEO said their job was stressful, but claims being a youtuber is dangerous to his mental health

[@janecasper846]

Imagine being a COO or other executive, and watching a clown ruin your livelihood. The long nights trying to save the ship.

[@fancyelk2373]

“Sitting at a computer talking to a camera for 30 minutes and then a day or two of editing is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done in my life” holy cow this dude must have padding on every sharp edge in his house and a wife that just spoon feeds him baby food for every meal. Actual adult toddler.

[@samueltesta1558]

All these people have a such a weird outlook where they talk about how little work they put into their content but then complain they aren’t making any money. He’s complaining about having to follow the algorithm, making interesting titles and thumbnails, not upsetting your audience. By the sounds of it these people literally just wanna upload a video of them talking and collect money.

[@CorpusCacus]

​@@samueltesta1558when you put it like that, a mindless 9-5 office job sounds perfect for them.

[@hope-cat4894]

​@@samueltesta1558 It's like they want there to be a youtuber equivalent to being a college professor on tenure where you can never lose your job.

[@vaikjsf34a]

It's a bad look to see them appearing like they are entitled to your money. If you make good content, people who are able will donate and you'd get _some_ ad rev.

[@yeez13]

The fact that he makes no money but his name is literally Salari w/ an i instead of a y is something I don’t think he can live down, hence all the e-begging

[@YonaMcBona]

youtube has somehow become a lefty's ideal therapist as of late

[@Macheako]

Seeking Enlightenment through long format content

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

This pile of Ambien has a degree in tv production, yet he is too delicate to work a real job in that field?!

[@CorpusCacus]

Makes me wonder if I could get one of those degrees. Clearly it isn't indicative of knowing how to entertain or advertise your entertainment.

[@vaikjsf34a]

Whether or not he is good at that stuff he could have utilized his degree to get paid more reliably. YT does not always work out for some people, and they're better off getting a different job. I don't even really consider YT a job, I think of it as people who have time to spare making content (like open source) and sometimes making money off it. I'd make videos but I'm no good at editing and nobody would watch them and it'd be a fail.

[@GrobbyNoblin]

Makes me feel happy to work a regular job and not actively pity baiting a dwindling audience.

[@DJ-wl5qo]

Its almost like making politics your entire personality is off putting when you do it in any direction

[@nickchivers9029]

"I cant believe KZbin buried my video about the same forest the Logan Paul scandal happened in"

[@vaikjsf34a]

Imagine seeing Logan Paul fail like that, then repeating his exact mistakes and learning nothing from it so you can avoid negative outcomes.

[@sRaczzimillion]

I was eating watermelon (no I'm not black) when you said check please and now I'm choking. It's still funny.

[@Macheako]

Thank god you’re ok I was worried I might be talking with a minority

[@dylives7667]

This guy is doing it all wrong. The diva attitude comes AFTER you pop off, not before anybody can even acknowledge your existence. I guess he's now rebranding from Salari to Salaryman. If he wants to survive, that is.

[@PrismTheKid]

If this guy is this willing to complain about his online career, while audience facing, in scripted content, imagine having to live with the guy. Its probably endless

[@scarletsletter4466]

This guy’s “stress” is just having to cater to an audience!? 😂 Bob Dylan said it best, decades ago: everybody’s “gotta serve somebody” “You're gonna have to serve somebody Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord But you're gonna have to serve somebody You might be a rock 'n' roll addict prancing on stage Might have drugs at your command, women in a cage You may be a business man or high-degree thief They may call you doctor or may call you chief But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes you are…” KZbin won’t let me paste it all, but I highly recommend everybody listen to the song. Really listen to all the words in it. At least once in your life

[@alexanderliddell3151]

Im starting to think this particular look these smaller breadtubers have is the default skin. And they are too poor to afford the battlepass

[@crashingthroughnothing]

You mean you could lose money by having to pay an employee if your business does not do well? No way!

[@nicolaifr4905]

Why is KZbin putting a suicide awareness note😂

[@vaikjsf34a]

I dunno I noticed same, but I cant say that word for some reason I have to use "self deletion" instead or it gets auto-deleted. Surprised you were allowed and it is visible but when I do it then it get's deleted. Weird af - edit: it coult be the word/phrase "topping".

[@Savasvania]

Every job has someone or something you have to appeal to. Getting real tired of people thinking youtube is unique in that regard.

[@skysix5733]

It’s not the algorithm, it’s you.

[@Cha4k]

This dude is such a hypocrite, He's bitching about his own "financial abuse", about how he would have to make someone redundant if he didn't have enough money to pay them. And then in other videos he's advocating for pirating video games even though we game devs are constantly getting laid off.

[@vaikjsf34a]

Personally I see pirating as good for the industry. I have bought and paid for 100% of games that I've pirated that I like. GTA, cyberpunk 2077, a bunch of others including indie devs. In a large portion of those cases I would not have purchased the game without actually playing it and seeing what it's like. Then your "pirated" copy is now just a backup which you could make on your own by imaging the disc/iso/files/w.e I can see and acknowledge the hardship, which is why I eventually pay for what I like.

[@Ryo7_7]

Celery? I can't believe he said he's getting "poverty wages." 😂 geebus...

[@vaikjsf34a]

What's with the self deletion warning under the video? Did Chud say something about self deletion and YT figured they'd tell everyone to call the crisis line even though no viewers did or said anything related to self deletion? edit: It might be they now censor "topping" which is weird.

[@prowder1]

refusing to give your kids treats is nutritional abuse

[@vaikjsf34a]

I can't tell if you're serious or sarcastic. Not sure the context. The video is 2h long, haven't heard "refusing treats" part yet. Refusing _food_ would be nutritional abuse. Refusing _treats_ would be teaching responsibility and moderation.

[@extremelyhappysimmer]

*cats

[@SxpnthR]

Ultimately a huge part of susan boyle's appeal is how she sounded despite one's initial reaction to her appearance

[@Macheako]

Still wouldn’t hit it

[@blister81]

This salari guy is the most annoying kind of whiner. Constant complaining about things he precieves to be out of his control and a sense of bitterness towards people more successfully than him. Its just pathetic.

[@andoceans23]

The online left is cooked

[@blister81]

Yup. And they can't handle the fact that ppl are losing interest in the type of content that they make so instead they blame the algorithm.

[@Conner-mx5jl]

These were the face there's still DEI

[@Macheako]

The irony being that they suck at cooking 😂 🧑‍🍳

[@andoceans23]

@@blister81 Bro literally! They can’t admit it’s a skill issue. It’s insane the amount of lefties who blame social media for their defeat and “muh alt-right pipeline”. If it weren’t for social media these losers would all be working at McDonald’s and cleaning toilets.

[@Sokko325]

Atleast MatPat had a sense of humour and he could muster some energy to put into the vo.

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

This is why I respect Afrolips DeOreo so much. He could easily do YT full time, but he has a real-world career he has cultivated, and so he does YT for fun. Chud is okay too, but Nick is the real hero of this channel....I mean story. 😎

[@MFGEEDORAH]

There goes my hero watch him as he streams.

[@WranglerOfTards]

Mr Lips #1

[@PhilReotardo]

im drinking a beer for every mention of Gock in this one, ill be dead by midnight

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

This bread tuber should go the Wolffoz route and demand people edit his videos for him, or else he'll do something evil.

[@mitchellupagusrex2839]

What? Lol you got any more details on this?

[@ehs7208]

My favorite thing about these bundles of sticks is that I'll bet you anything he's moaned on and on about how CEOs don't deserve compensation and have the easiest job in the world then goes into the details of how stressful content creation is and how it's given him phantom sinus infections 😂 there's a reason the executives die like 20 years early from heart attacks

[@Evan-i4e]

Christmas bois! It's so funny that celery thinks he's getting rawdawged; while 1% of 3.7M is a lot of people being rawdawged every day, it's not breadtubers the vast majority of the time its gun channels or comedians or fitness channels that get raw dawdawged, celery has one of the corporate brand safest genres, I know for a fact he wasn't talked about being unfairly targeted like psr or monkey jones.

[@vaikjsf34a]

Yeah sometimes (rarely) people who work hard and try hard to improve their situation are just dealt a bad hand. But if you work hard and try hard to improve your situation always, you could change it for the better.

[@fdrswheelchair556]

this video having a suicide hotline disclaimer thing is so very very funny, specifically there for salari i imagine

[@biospark4758]

His voice is so dull and lifeless that, when he makes a joke, it doesn’t even land in a dry sort of way. It’s just sad

[@vaikjsf34a]

lots of breadtubers are like that - compare/contrast: Jake Weddle (who is further left is not funny even in a dry humor way) and oompaville (who is OG lefty is actually responsible & funny as fk)

[@bilson7523]

11:15 He is a post-modernist lefty, of course his take is reductive. Yeah though, there are aspects of beauty that aren't societal. Certain things like symmetry are recurring in concepts of beauty throughout human history. Clearly it's not just media or society.

[@-bestii74]

Another banger! Merry Christmas to Chud & DK

[@Vaidiss]

KZbin should only be a hobby, with the mindset that its a hobby, not to start it off as a real life job, or treat it as one

[@janecasper846]

The amount of whining is actually stressful, but I do it for Chud.

[@PowerfulSkeleton]

I hate that I'll now have any amount of mental association between FF14's masterpiece soundtrack and this layabout.

[@danielhuras617]

Its really funny hearing this guy all but claim there is a classism divide between breadtube creators. Paupers like him and kings like Hbomb.

[@peterjacobsson]

sure the work don't fit everyone but, there is a good fix for it... do something else

[@vaikjsf34a]

Yeah if you're being dealt a bad hand, you fold, and draw more cards next round - maybe you get a win 🤷

[@augustusfren133]

merry Christmas and coal (mining) for all the breadtubers left in the platform ❤️

[@Macheako]

I’d literally rather be at work than listen to this guy complain about having to grow up

[@poxylandgamesers959]

Capitalism ate my hamster

[@Nick-zm2vm]

Dude puts maybe 10-20 hours into a single video a month, and that's being generous, but he wants to be paid a full months wage.

[@zanestearns2143]

This guy is too dry. He needs some energy and pep if he wants to talk weighty topics. If I watched content like his i think id lose focus and stop paying attention. He isnt even vocally emphasizing moments that will snap people back to attention. He needs to write better scripts that tell him how to emphasize his voice at parts. Look at like rotten mangos, she does it well for how generally slop her content is. She knows to use pitch and tone to draw attention to key moments. If hes going to make content that isnt exciting you need to guide your audience or you will lose viewers to the whims of their own ability to pay attention.

[@Yayofangamer16]

Womp womp

[@WranglerOfTards]

The cat looks pissed off

[@weelebaseknowles4410]

He needs to put the fries in the bag and is he going on a trans Aric next

[@aweirdwombat]

Nice to see that DSP is still making videos

[@thelonesouloak1600]

Dude he is victim complex maxing

[@biohz8445]

I leave mean comments all the time but I don't hate Chud. Merry Christmas everyone.

[@kaerakh4267]

1:19:00 It's not poorly defined, it's a legal defense, you use it in your defense. It's just law that is very unfavorable, it's intended to be resolved by arbitration specifically.

[@raptorprimal1077]

Worldoftshirts reference?

[@Millennialaire]

AND FIX A GOD DAHAMN iscream machine!!!

[@alexmercer4642]

Solari should have been going live to supplement his content cash flow. But now he'll have to go live greeting folks at the local Wal-Mart.

[@Nathan_Coley]

It's unreasonable yes but not for the reason this guy thinks. "Authoritative sources" can talk about anything up to and INCLUDING topics they can make money from that smaller channels "can't".

[@michaelAnonymous]

The dude kinda sounds like Nicholas Rossi’s alter-ego if he were to get off the oxygen machine. We must let Utah know, they have the wrong man.

[@Quakez0r]

Imagine seeing ads on YT?

[@vidian3862]

[@Crosmando]

I hate poor people so this is right up my alley.

[@Luridcontent]

If you move to or refuse to move from America, your complaints about capitalism become null. I rate Salari zero nuttos out of a possible 10 gocks.

[@Dusti-e9v]

America number 1 motherfuckers

[@KayKujo4444]

Society if they moved to Russia

[@KayKujo4444]

Better yet, China

[@maxbeancounter]

saLari

[@And3ru]

Actually interesting and not cringe leftist channels: C. Derrick. Varn 1 dime radio Jonas ceika Emancipations with Daniel tutt Theory underground.

[@vaikjsf34a]

oompaville :)

[@chompers5568]

I like chud but he's only been doing this for a little while and i think hes going to regret going to hard when this channel starts to fail. The guy he's roasting is a joke but chud is getting quite the ego

[@smonk4477]

honestly I agree. the guy in the vid is a loser but there are times chud makes comments that don't really make sense, like his comment of being disturbed by ugly people. the guy said that "people find it hard to see ugly people as talented", and then chuds takeaway is that "of course people are going to find these people ugly, it's not media conditioning to find people ugly." what does that have to do with the stereotype of ugly people being untalented???? sometimes it feels like he's not listening to what he's watching

[@diegomedina9637]

I've realized this after the Mutahar situation. Dude was more angry about Muta denying his exclusive premise about Muta, the guy who help took down The Competionist and Keffals has a friend that's into Loli rather than Nux being into Loli. Honestly? After Bowblax it wouldn't surprise me if Chud is the next to go.

[@vaikjsf34a]

I can respect the different viewpoints and criticism, but my opinion is Chud is unstoppable. At least for me, I love his content 😋

[@Elowtayman]

1 view in 20 seconds? Chud fell off

[@blister81]

This is the most played out unfunny joke of all time

[@Elowtayman]

@ your mom is a played out unfunny joke

[@vaikjsf34a]

@@Elowtayman "your mom" jokes are [also] played out, unfunny, and old.

[@bluregard3442]

Ironic that his name is Salary

[@vaikjsf34a]

sounds like he trying to manifest salary by making it his name