Everything Wrong With Armageddon In 14 Minutes Or Less

It's finally time to count the sins of the Michael Bay-est of all the Michael Bay movies... Armageddon. As you might expect, we found plenty wrong with it.
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[@dakotachurch8377]

Fun fact!: Ben Affleck actually asked Bay if it would actually be easier and more realistic to train Astronauts to drill, rather than train drillers to be astronauts. Bay simply responded: "Shut the fuck up"

[@arnoldrivas4590]

***** Wow! Bay really is a fucking tool and douche! Wait...did I just two synonyms for Bay? Yeah but for the likes of him, I couldn't give a flying fuck

[@dakotachurch8377]

Arnold Rivas Nah he did it playfully. He's actually not a bad guy, we just don't like his work.

[@arnoldrivas4590]

***** True. I admit to liking this when I was 10 and 11, even up to 13 years old. But looking back...I think this was the only Michael Bay movie I've ever seen. So...I think I got my fill ^^

[@jarekgunther]

+D.J. Ryals First off, Ben Affleck would be excellent at Cinema Sins. Secondly, Michael Bay is a dick to Ben Afflecks.

[@dakotachurch8377]

Jarek Gunther Hell yeah!

[@Bonifazius00]

"Neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want." This might be the funniest thing you guys ever wrote, to me at least.

[@captainjackknife5817]

Nope. I came to the comments to say the exact same thing. I laughed very hard after hearing that. Well done, sir!

[@bryanbergmann1133]

I just saw this when reading your comment xD

[@mino18d]

Absolutely.

[@wadecrawford8627]

agreed! lol moment

[@HelgaCavoli]

Best sin of all: 1:50 "ZZ Top means we're about to be introduced to a bunch of rag tag individuals who are a little rough around the edges, but dammit, are they good at their jobs". Definition of SO MANY movies.

[@someperson2287]

Helgali the perfect storm does this.

[@tim6454]

Its how real rigs usually are

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

Also a flawless description of ZZ Top themselves! 🤘😣🤘

[@aznnp77]

I thought of the Longest Yard and the convicts when he said that.

[@shawnalfaro6943]

@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid that is the only acceptable description of ZZ Top, because it doesnt fit those other guys lol

[@Barn_D-Boy]

I'm glad there were no sins when Bruce was reading out his crew's requests. That's the best scene in the whole movie. BBT's expression when asked who shot JFK is priceless!

[@Comicsluvr]

"I think we can handle...some of that."

[@kycounterstrike]

"Max.. wants you to bring back 8-track tapes...."

[@Nuvendil]

Actually, "Ireland" was France...again. The structure in the background is Mont Saint-Michel

[@Seargent363]

Again, Bay was trying to pass that off as Ireland.

[@adamfreeksack0314]

Then fuck bay

[@zerlok4829]

Nuvendil Yes, when I heard " Ireland", I was... Wait, what ?

[@Nuvendil]

Chris Vindi What I find hilarious is he didn't even bother filming from the other direction. You know, the one that isn't facing the iconic landmark xD

[@Seargent363]

Nuvendil or edit it out in post

[@johnmathius1000]

Wow, you really didn't miss a thing.

[@Arbron]

He missed a minor one: "NASA staff using miles instead of kilometres."

[@daniel.0815]

Hmm, what's about that there is gravity on the space station?

[@redspain4732]

The dinosaur at 1:10 changes size and make between scenes (not visible in this video but it is in the movie at aprox 6:40). This has always been for me one of the most visible goofs and it did not make it as a Sin... That's a SIN [ding]

[@Zach-Fetters]

If you say, I'm stickin my dick in a bucket of chicken fast it it fun

[@jimmy6111]

r/woosh

[@joseclaudio5569]

8:16 "Neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want" this made my day

[@danielx40]

It’s so funny that Steven Tyler is singing “don’t wanna close my eyes~~”, while Ben Affleck is doing his daughter on screen. 6:37

[@shawnalfaro6943]

that was part of the contract lol

[@shaunfox1391]

pointing the flaws in this movie is like shooting fish in a barrel

[@RinAldrin]

Fun fact apparently NASA shows this movie to their new recruits and asks them to point out the flaws.

[@teddytech7076]

lol

[@RaderizDorret]

Off the top of my head: The shuttle stack doesn't have the ass to throw a shuttle-sized payload to the moon. Shuttles expend all the fuel for their main engines before reaching orbit. Refueling in space has never been done and we're not entirely sure how to do it. Even if we could refuel in space, the shuttle's main engines aren't compatible with the propellants used by space stations for station keeping. There is no room in the cargo bays for the armadillos and the spare tanks that would be needed for the refueling. The amount of fuel needed to throw a shuttle orbiter to the moon would far exceed the shuttle's payload capacity. The violent maneuver around the moon would rip the shuttle apart if it indeed was a 22G burn. Placement of the moon being able provide a gravity assist to meet up with the asteroid is incredibly convenient. Orbital Position Ex-Machina If that asteroid has enough ass to be generating enough gravity to keep shuttle wreckage, heavy vehicles, and people on it and allow them to move around more or less like they would on Earth, then the dinky little nuke they brought with them isn't going to be enough to break it apart into smaller pieces that can be stopped by Earth's atmosphere. If a meteor has enough ass to punch through Earth's atmosphere to actually make impact, NYC would be wiped out. That meteor that airburst over Russia in 2013 detonated with the force of a 500 kiloton bomb and the 1908 Tunguska Event was a probable meteor or comet that airburst with the force of a 15 megaton bomb as a low-end estimate.

[@Zorro9129]

Wait, refueling in space hasn't been done? Ever? That's kinda a basic thing to do, at least by KSP standards.

[@RinAldrin]

Zorro9129 As far as I know it hasn't been required yet, for things like going to the moon they launched the entire mission at once. However meeting in orbit has obviously been done loads and Space X and NASA are planning to do it for Mars missions since it is better to have the IP craft remain in space after initial launch.

[@retrospectre2658]

You missed the fact that it's day in every part of the world more than once in the movie.

[@Tiberius11111111]

James Gibson yea i noticed that in every Bay movie there is rotation of earth day and night cicle one moment there is sunrise but in other scene night there is no logic in Bay's movies

[@bobthebear1246]

Damn. That's a good one. Thank you for that one!

[@davidray3133]

Tiberius16 *cycle*

[@davidray3133]

Retro Spectre they showed different times, dummy.

[@RansomeStoddard]

David: He means at the end when the whole world is rejoicing the end of the asteroid. It is daylight in every scene.

[@maximilienrobespierre7927]

Sin 128: hitting things with a wrench really works in Russia. Know that from personal experience.

[@maximilienrobespierre7927]

***** Well... It's not exactly what I meant, but that helps in these situations too.

[@richardcordero532]

Fegelein!Fegelein!Fegelein!Fegelein!FegeleFegelein!in!Fegelein!Fegelein!

[@brucedacynic704]

I hear tell that in Russia, things hit YOU with a wrench.

[@DKrueger1994]

THIS-IS-HOW-WE-FIX-PROBLEMS-IN-THE-SOVIET-RUSSIAN-SPACE-STATION!

[@cockroachcharlie5619]

Pfft. Really? You guys have to actually hit them? My computer starts listening to me after I simply pick up my baseball bat. Probably cause I showed him what happened to his predecessor though come to think of it.

[@JennaMaBob]

Totally forgot that Owen Wilson was in this movie..

[@invalid8774]

Own Wilsen sure tries to replicate that on a daily basis

[@Locadel2003]

WOW!

[@LordDirus007]

His death was comedic gold

[@whitedevil2]

@@invalid8774 being forgotten?

[@natehill8069]

Please teach me how to do that!

[@Obyvvatel]

"A Michael Bay film" *ding*

[@twoface9959]

I still can't believe he f*cked up the Transformers movies though. All of them were awful, yet people still throw their money at him.

[@MetFanMac]

[e-mail] suit&tie Now, now, let's be fair... the first one was barely mediocre :-P

[@RaptorNX01]

[e-mail] suit&tie Yeah, it's like, not everyone thought they were aweful or something.

[@RaptorNX01]

David Ayala >pretending that Hating on bay and the TF films aren't annoying, and overused memes. And that it's actually possible to even find someone willing to admit to even enjoying them because they know they will be personally attacked for it.

[@MADMAX-ft5cs]

[e-mail] suit&tie I swear to god if his movies got high rate and an Oscar award you will be like " OMG he's awesome " it seems you can't make up your own mind with out knoing wat the Critics said Transformers is one of the best movie everr .. it's way more better than that shit boring Avengers

[@McGliga]

Fuck me if "Drillin' 's hard, austronaughtin' 's for pussies" isn't the best quote of ever

[@shaunjames1414]

Yes... yes it is

[@iattacku2773]

McGliga dude you should hear ben affleck's commentary on that. he asked the same question and Michael Bay told him to shut the fuck up

[@drasticwillb]

McGliga It's like Austin Powers Goldmember when Austin says to MIni-Me "There's only one suit. Somebody will have to stand on somebody else's shoulders." And if you don't know what happens next, it's probably because your life is too important to waste on Austin Powers movies. In fact, too important for You Tube comments so good luck on that antidote to bird flu. All our pleasantly shallow, chicken and rice eating lives are counting on your mind-numbing toil.

[@captain2ahab]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@acenonan6183]

Cezariusz 88 p

[@igfoobar]

This film is basically an Aerosmith singalong with explosions. And I think I'm ok with that.

[@echo-channel77]

That pretty much summed it all up.

[@chrisallie2224]

And the end of earth

[@Stitchthecat4]

And I am not okay with that!

[@christyshultz6443]

Much like Avatar it's very pretty to look at but it's so long.I love avatars ending you know the whole Nateri(probably spelled wrong.) saying my Jake. But it is such a long movie.

[@ExplorersCompass82]

I don’t wanna close my eyes

[@soggythroat1546]

"neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want" fucking murdered me bro. LMFAO

[@joe_stan_harper]

3:00 On this movie's commentary track, Ben Affleck actually recalls making this exact observation to Michael Bay, and that Bay's response was simply telling him to shut the fuck up.

[@Poisonshady313]

As of that moment in the movie, NASA's plan was precisely to teach astronauts to drill. That changed when Harry insisted on bringing his own guys.

[@edba1.037]

​@@RoyalRoseTruedid you even read? ben said it in the movie audio commentary

[@PUNKSLUDGE]

No one questioned the fact that fire was burning in the open "air" of space?

[@colinc2935]

+HollyTheHylian a lot of sound happening too

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

What did you expect in a Michael Bay film, "realism"? Pfft. Also, nice to see another Zelda fan. A rather pretty one, too. :)

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

***** Fire burning on an asteroid is really easy. Read my earlier reply.

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

***** Well your personal opinion about the movie is of course totally up to you^^

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

***** As far as the MIR goes, it is even said in the movie that the russian cosmonaut made the station rotate which creates pseudo gravity through centripetal force in order for the refueling to work. And in the shuttle, the only times they are walking in the shuttle is while they are docked to the MIR, while in the gravitational pull of the moon and on the Asteroid which has gravity too.

[@SamuraiShampoo___]

I have a few suggestions: - Tarzan - Miyazaki movies - The Incredibles - Small Soldiers - The Brave Little Toaster - Food Fight

[@twiggy120]

Miyazaki movies are perfect.

[@Lepphor]

Stay away from Miyazaki!

[@MRJDXTRA]

which tazran the new one or old one the old one on disney was on point

[@TheSharpoint1]

Incredibles. I love the animated sins. And i think that's the best film for it

[@sandmorel]

"The Brave Litttle Toaster" was my jam when I was little. Loved that movie

[@laurajohnson833]

I'm sinning you for not removing a sin for the Shawnee Smith cameo. Goddamn I've loved her since The Stand in 1994.

[@keithdoersam2557]

She is "Babelicious"

[@fgeghfewfewf8532]

neither freedom crew or independence crew could go wherever they want hahaahaha

[@corkystorky]

what do you mean by that

[@alaric_]

Nor Freedom or Independent cannot go where they want. Not really free or independent, dont you think?

[@nthgth]

Hahaha yeah. And it totally lampshades (illustrates on purpose) that the guy's standards for what counts as a sin are ultimately arbitrary, and that's part of why these are hilarious

[@JeffDeanTheDeanZone]

Sir, you missed one. Armageddon in the Bible is a war, where all the armies of the earth gather to fight with Jesus at his second coming. When that guy said "the Bible calls this day Armageddon" I would have asked "so where is Jesus and where are the armies?"

[@AceProductions828]

That's what I never understood when that guy said that in the speech

[@JeffDeanTheDeanZone]

AceProductions828 Ya the world thinks they know what "Armageddon" is LOL they don't have a clue.

[@neto7765]

so the meteor is jesus ? lmao

[@candymadeofdrugs]

Yeah, but i think it's the armies of the world along with the antichristt who fight against Jesus and his fam on Mt megido. Also i would have asked who is the antichrist? Bilie Bob Thornton?

[@JeffDeanTheDeanZone]

candymadeofdrugs Who's the antichrist in the movie? Refresh my memory was Obama in that one? :D

[@NecaBear]

Ah! My Uncle John Johnson was the one who who said "Freedom Crew, Independence Crew" in the movie. He worked for NASA many many years. He was a Base Commander and helped with the movie, so in return, they gave him a small roll.

[@NecaBear]

I'm sure that even if that's true he'd never admit it. I have quite a few high ranking military/CIA family members and they only tell us what they're told to.

[@matthayward7889]

NecaBear that’s so cool!

[@AlexanderTheGreat1000]

Like a small dinner roll? Or a movie role ? 😂😂

[@Kaiwala]

@sheldon pereira T'was a poorly executed joke, no need to beat them up with a hasty generalisation of their family now.

[@julianburr2750]

NecaBear He wasn’t a secret spy, he worked at NASA. Production utilizes consultants all the time. It’s so common. Anywhere from a heroin addict (most likely recovered) teaching the actors how to act like a junkie to NASA employees, to ex military, to ex mobsters. Movie consultants are extremely common in Hollywood.

[@jonholmes6551]

You just basically highlighted why this movie is awesome

[@rohesilmnelohe]

You have to sin yourself. 8:03, subtitles say "Ireland" while it clearly is Mont St. Michel. Which is in Normandy, France.. *Ding* Oh

[@kittylabeija7415]

mikelheron20 are you okay

[@ritchie9709]

Exactly what I was going to say

[@henrygustavekrausse7459]

But mont st michel is on tidal mudflats, not rolling pastures. They inexplicably photoshoped a picture of mont st michael over a shot that looks like Ireland. DING

[@The91Bassman]

@@henrygustavekrausse7459 There are fields not too far away, maybe it's just a super telephoto camera lens.

[@johnthwaites5976]

St Michael Mount is in Cornwall, England

[@doctorfeelucky]

I was hoping you would show Bruce Willis setting off the detonator, saying "Yippy Kaiyay...."

[@MsChappy77]

Yippee

[@DJTrickiMusic]

Good call

[@donrobbo837]

Ding

[@Splitter4416]

This movie is my favorite guilty pleasure movie of all time. It's just so batshit crazy, and it's scientifically impossible to hate a movie that has Steve Buscemi AND William Fichtner.

[@easternlights3155]

Yes! And what's more, this movie has William Fichtner telling Steve Buscemi to get off a nuke.

[@cowetascore8476]

Along with Independence Day the two best dumb disaster movies ever to turn your brain off too.

[@JOVONO]

Ben Affleck’s DVD commentary for this movie is literally so funny I’ve re-listened to it so many times

[@angadsingh9314]

@@Oi-bg9bc stfu

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

I've seen this film on Disney+.

[@jenniferwilliams5478]

Just noticed that one guy was on ER

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

@@jenniferwilliams5478 What’s ER?

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

@@jenniferwilliams5478 Oh, it’s a TV show.

[@astrofrk]

As an astronomer, I could count many more sins. The worst: Asteroid the size of Texas? It could only be Ceres, which is also a dwarf planet. It has a very stable orbit in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, 2.77 times as far away as the sun at its closest. Scientifically, the movie itself was the greatest disaster Hollywood ever made since Amazon Women on the Moon.

[@Zamolxes77]

John Sparks you should add that if the roid was indeed the size of Texas, a nuke detonated only 800 feet deep would be little more effective than a surface detonation. Make it 8000 feet deep and THAT might have worked.

[@cindertiebosch4171]

' this fucking song '

[@Drakelx55]

John Sparks Better question, what kind of fucking bomb did they use to split an asteroid the size of Texas?! Assuming it's not Ceres and its a completely new Asteroid, how the actual fuck did NASA NOT see something that huge until it's only 18 days away from the Earth?!

[@Drakelx55]

Zamolxes77 Not even 8000 feet, the State of Texas is around 700 MILES across, so if they wanted to get to the center, they would have to drill around 350 miles to the center

[@astrofrk]

Brian P I have known astronomy since 1977 and also enjoy astrophysics. I am a Master Observer in the Astronomical League and was the founder of the Master Observers as well as MONet. You can find it on their webpage, look it up. So what do you know?

[@AdamG1983]

No astronauts would be allowed to be around non-NASA personnel so soon before a mission, thus being exposed to germs. Saving the world is a bad time to get a stomach bug.

[@AAIIGI92]

I swear that every time there's a scene with a sunset in any movie, CinemaSins plays "The Circle of Life"! That is so freaking hilarious that even the sunset in movies is a cliche of its own!

[@yourbigheadcousin5434]

"Is it an art or is it a science?" I literally said that out loud while watching this movie.

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

Maybe drillin’s a science and an art.

[@wl2141]

"Astronaut training for drillers" was why I'm here. Not disappointed

[@SolarWindsRider]

2 things: - there should be zero G on MIR station - +1 sin - "hero sacrifices himself to save the world" cliche - should have been +100 sins

[@RaptorNX01]

Mir was in a spin, so simulated gravity.

[@SolarWindsRider]

RaptorNX01 Centrifugal force was not used to simulate gravity on any space station built to date. You watch too many movies )

[@RedRocky54]

RaptorNX01 That puny thing isn't big enough to create enough centrifugal force to simulate gravity.

[@RaptorNX01]

SolarWindsRider I only needed to watch this one. where they stated in it why there was gravity.

[@RaptorNX01]

RedRocky54 never rode the Gravitron, have you?

[@AdamKGreene]

Missed the fact that it is day time everywhere simultaneously.

[@LightsCameraJake]

Still love this movie more and more with the state of Bruce Willis health makes the ending of this movie just hit harder

[@shawnalfaro6943]

ok you can shut the fuck up now lol #imnotcryingyourecrying

[@DrDoom-fd2gv]

Lol. He destroys a fucking worldending asteroid and explodes. how the fuck is that remotely connected to dementia? Doesn't make it hit harder than any other Bruce Willis movie lol Obvious likebait comment is obvious.

[@candymadeofdrugs]

you freaking missed the freaking ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY on the space station, that alone should have been 10000 sins

[@Gamerboy-zi2bb]

candymadeofdrugs crazy guy says, you freaking missed the freaking ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY on the space station, that alone should have been 10000 sins

[@Gamerboy-zi2bb]

Um. No. I'm just crazy and decided to do something.

[@candymadeofdrugs]

Gamerboy111 do you think it's ok for the concept and science of artificial gravity to be ridiculed in such a blatant way as it is done in this movie ?

[@xTornado78x]

candymadeofdrugs The station started rotating to simulate gravity, and yes it really works.

[@candymadeofdrugs]

you're really fucking stupid if you believe gravity in space works that way

[@AlexH409]

Lol "even the title has to explode in a Michael Bay movie😂

[@sincitysinner9239]

LMFAO!!! "Just like a 1976 Buick in a horror movie, this space craft won't start right now." That was definitely one of my favorite lines in any CinemaSins video, good writing my friend, good writing indeed.

[@gmaxion2001]

10:57 actual good use of the F bomb in a PG13 movie. Sin should be removed.

[@ReroutedYearAD]

PG-13 not GA.

[@eunuchprovocateur4734]

@@ReroutedYearAD you're allowed to use the word fuck 1 time in a PG-13 film. If you use it twice, it's automatically bumped up to an R rating. So PG-13 filmmakers have to save their one f-bomb moment for the right scene.

[@Larakinerd]

Perfectly done.

[@gothgirl4evr881]

@@eunuchprovocateur4734 FUCK today I learned u can say fuck one time in PG-13 movie. Oh shit my comment just became R rated.

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

@@eunuchprovocateur4734Also, 1 hump will get an R rating but 3 humps will get an NC 17 rating. I don’t get it. Things involving sex in the rating system don’t make sense.

[@Captainobvious57]

TL;DR, you have to type in the code word "Echo" to pick up the platinum bar in the Loud Room in Zork I. I'll hold your hand, friends.

[@Theausamerican]

Thank you Cap'n

[@R3fug333]

I still don't get it

[@Captainobvious57]

R3fug33 Problem is said twice in the movie. 11:38

[@R3fug333]

But why that specific reference? Like he could have referenced the echo from anything else. Is there a reason he referenced Zork or was it just because he could?

[@Captainobvious57]

R3fug33 Yup. Just because.

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

Not to mention that just telling a kid "that guy that you never met before is actualy your father" instantly makes the kid love the guy. Just ask Luke Skywalker.

[@k4mru7]

I was 8 when I watched this, I cried like a little bitch when Bruce Willis died for the team.

[@Fluoride_Jones]

It takes a big man to admit that shit.

[@CERTAIND00M]

Yeah, but I bet they were manly-as-fuck tears. I know mine were.

[@afrocut]

I teared up when the woman said to her kid "that's your father" . And "I don't wanna miss a thing" is my wedding song. Haha. So you are not alone in admitting things about this film.

[@gingernuke1]

This movie always makes me sad and I have cried once or twice =)

[@SiefausOsna]

Dude i was 13 when i was watching the movie the first time and i cried like a bitch too

[@natehill8069]

Turns out, if you shake the camera enough, you can skip things like plot, or special effects. The only thing missing is having the people in the shuttle run from side to side of the set.

[@shawnalfaro6943]

*laughs in william shatner*

[@lizevans5537]

So, do you think it was Liv Tyler saying she wouldn't do this movie unless they used her dad's music, or Steven Tyler saying he wouldn't let them use the music unless they hired his daughter?

[@mooki3babiiyonkerz]

Ooooh something to think about

[@mmmk6793]

interesting observation, and question

[@Folker46590]

They should do Avatar, these is so much wrong with that film. The fans are crazy too.

[@Megadoomface]

They already did one.

[@dirigibility]

He might possibly have meant the other.

[@mergele1000]

Joel Rayburn Then he should have used the correct name. Is it so hard to remember 2 different names for 2 different movies?

[@Megadoomface]

Joel Rayburn Irrelevant, they did both.

[@joubertrouret2769]

HE FUCKING DID DUMBASS

[@salmonellagang]

They should make a movie where everything goes wrong at the end and the world gets destroyed. That will be cool, I don't know why these doomsday movies have to have happy endings all the time.

[@Hiraghm]

Deep Impact sounds like your kinda disaster film.

[@jacobmcmillan6787]

The Worlds End and This Is the End both do that

[@Waldo1122]

Jacob McMillan This is the end, ends with a happy ending.

[@geoffschannel94]

Watch Watchmen

[@mikailnizam4153]

what about 2012

[@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy]

I just started watching this movie and I'm confused already! How did all those oil rig workers manage to scatter all over the country ( the motor bike, horse chase and New York bar scenes ) in less than 18 hours?!? Coming from the other side of the world?

[@paragakluj]

Please make a move Movie and gate a fame...... instead on blu blu bluwaaayyiunkng on a movie whoich earned a lot than your lifetime ... fussssss

[@dragoncrash1234]

You missed the fact that there was FIRE IN SPACE and that the asteroid bits made SOUNDS ON THE MOON. THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE NOR IS THERE FIRE

[@whyareyoureadingthis282]

Blake B. DING

[@JayDee-xj9lu]

And the fact the shuttle was dodging meteors like a race car. Wings don't work in space. All they can do is fire some thruster in the nose to slightly defiate course. JD

[@xtremer2649]

It is true that sound cannot exist in space, since there is no air for the sound waves to flow in. But it is possible to have fire, despite not having oxygen. Fire is just a quemical reaction where particles get too hot due to constant friction. If they can find another substance like hydrogen or Neon, fire can start just fine.

[@Breaker242]

>"A Michael Bay Film" >Movie Sin Counter + 1 Well played, Sir.

[@Transilvanian90]

He missed the fact that, in the opening scene, the continents are shown as they are today, NOT as they were 65 million years ago when the Yucatan impact occurred.

[@duaneleerussell157]

STFU 65 million years

[@Xeth247]

Hehe, the deep impact reference. Also, I like how they know when the asteroid will impact down to the second, but not the location of the impact. It's not like the Earth spins in a very consistent and predictable manner.

[@maverick5408]

in the bloopers part, you should've shown the scene where the Freedom flies through the debris field while Sharp says "Goddamn we've got debris" with the dialogue from Empire Strikes back (Never tell me the odds-Han Solo)

[@wdkaye]

Ahh, such a sinful movie. But you missed the biggest sins! +1 for the shuttle leaving the atmosphere non-inverted +1 for Steve Buscemi's line: "I'm a genius!" +1 for every sound effect in the vacuum of space x2 for every American flag in the background

[@RaptorNX01]

practically every sci fi film in space has sound effects in space.

[@jedisfedora]

Also +1 for every time the script alludes to the Bible. The biblical end of the world legend is nothing like what's depicted in this movie. And Armageddon is the name of the location of a battle between the forces of good and evil, not the event of asteroids hitting the earth and wiping out life as we know it. Michael Bay and his screenwriters obviously didn't read a single chapter of Revelation or taken a course in religious studies, so why even mention an end of the world story they know nothing about? Hell, you could read the opening paragraphs of the Wikipedia article and know more about it than they do.

[@RaptorNX01]

***** and gravity. whats your point?

[@RaptorNX01]

jedisfedora and the average person hasn't read it or taken any courses either. so it's perfectly natural for them to talk the way they do in the film.

[@jedisfedora]

RaptorNX01 I don't really think they would assume it mentions the earth getting suddenly destroyed by meteors though.

[@jonathanallard2128]

8:02 This isn't Ireland. It's still France. It's Mont Saint-Michel in the background.

They intended it to look like Ireland or somewhere else though. They wouldn't put two France shots in back-to-back on purpose, they're just being cheap.

[@simonkevnorris]

Maybe the Americans think Ireland is part of France.....

[@tremedar]

@@simonkevnorris And maybe you're just a stereotyping asshole.

[@GWGaming100]

"Who's shooting this in 8mm film ? Mr Boogie ?" .. And i cant stop laughing

[@mrevilducky]

I'm still laughing at that x'D

[@iamvbest]

The whole of Manhattan has just died of laughter. Not that anyone cares.

[@caddo672]

Haven't even watched video, but it needs 100 sins taken off for being one of the best movies ever.

[@ScarlettM]

I'm surprised you didn't give extra sins for size and location of the asteroid. Texas size 17 days away would be second only to moon in brightness. Whole planet would be able to see it with naked eyes, so the idea that thousands of amateur astronomers all missed this thing during previous months is the most unbelievable thing in this movie. And sin 129 - hitting things WORKS! I'm from Russia and I've seen it/done it numerous times and if I was in that shuttle at that moment that's what I would do!

[@medic8377]

American shuttle, Russian space station....what the difference!? IT ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!! Best line in the whole damn movie! lol!

[@markwillies4330]

As a Russian the first thing you would do is top yourself up with a chug of vodka.

[@Barney-hk3es]

*ding

[@gmaxion2001]

Can all Russian women crush a dude to death with their legs? Are there appointments to die in such awesome ways?

[@chrisallie9960]

@@gmaxion2001 yo mumma beat the Russians to that one

[@SunKing909]

Fun fact :- An asteroid of that size would be visible weeks ago with just the naked eye, the telescope can pick it up for months or even a few years ago, it's supposedly the size of Texas, and it cannot be blasted with just a single nuke.

[@davidofergals6947]

Shut up.

[@eaubert1]

"Ireland" (8:03) is really Mont Saint Michel, France!

[@caledonianwarrior6288]

Every Michael Bay film deserves 5 sins for every second it runs for

[@fanfaretloudest]

Little known fact: Michael Bay invented the explosion.

[@InsaneTreefrog]

I love how in some parts of the Mir scene there's no gravity, but in others there is gravity.

[@stinkyglasses]

You should do The Hurt Locker with an expert in the subject matter like you did with Gravity, apparently a lot of military personnel were pissed off by that movie

[@TheStormscape]

As a soldier who worked around a Navy EOD unit stationed on our FOB in Iraq I wholeheartedly agree. I asked the guys what they thought about the Hurt Locker and the response I got was, "No.... Just no...."

[@jokubast6395]

TheStormscape If every movie would manage to be this thrillingly dramatic, yet so entertaining as Hurt Locker, then I don't mind them fucking up every imaginable rule of common sense. Primary purposes of the movie is to entertain and send a message, instead of satisfying professionals.

[@seandetente1817]

Zero Dark Thirty apparently pissed off some members of the SF community, too.

[@Arbron]

Closing your fist around a firecracker was a decent analogy... which in no way would apply to drilling 800ft into something the size of Texas. That's like a dimple on a golf ball. They did manage to avoid extra sins by never telling us the yield of the bomb, though, because any number they gave likely wouldn't have been enough AND would have raised questions regarding the warhead's size.

[@someperson2287]

Chrono Ryono well maybe but given the size of the crafts the payload would’ve been tiny. Maybe 5 megatons tops and Tsar Bomba still wouldn’t have been enough for something the size of Texas.

[@kenjett2434]

Adding sins because of commentors not knowing or understanding the science this was based on. The idea was never to blow up the asteroid. Only to split it so that the pieces would miss earth. That's why the calculation of 800 ft. That place the bomb into a natural fault of the asteroid aiding the success of splitting it. It doesn't take a big blast it just take a strategically placed blast. Anyone with experience using explosives would know this. Example a strategically placed bomb in the San Andreas Fault would split California but wait guess what we seen that portrayed also in Superman back in 1978 I believe. Same theory in both movies.

[@Frawt]

@@kenjett2434 Don't listen to this fucking idiot. The asteroid in Armageddon isn't the fucking Death Star. You wouldn't come even close to splitting up a Texas-sized asteroid even with a "StraTegIcAlLy PlacEd BlaSt".

[@sulacomarine]

Another sin: The scene at 8:20 where the guy pointing and saying "Freedom Crew. Independence Crew." The shuttles don't launch from the same launch pad. There are 2 pads, but that scene makes it look like the shuttles are at the same pad. The real NASA launch pads don't work that way.

[@michaelhill9190]

Considering the continuing growth of the popularity of retro gaming I'm surprised there aren't a ton of posts saying "the platinum bar in the loud room is from Zork!". (For anyone who doesn't know, Zork was text adventure computer game from quite a few years ago.)

[@KOakaKO]

Armageddon... also known as "How Many OVERDONE Movie Tropes can we CRAM into a Single Movie? Plus random EXPLOSIONS!"

[@DaveTingwaldd]

I have watched so many Cinema Sins videos, but I have to say this is the most hilarious one of the bunch! LOL

[@nataliateixeira1028]

"Man, there are so many Aerosmith songs on this soundtrack, I don't think they missed a thing!" LOL

[@isthislife2]

im going craazzy, crazy, crazy for you baby.....you blow my mind

[@josephsims5849]

@@isthislife2 great comment, maybe the best comment I’ve seen on another comment. Go Aerosmith

[@kimberleysmith818]

The guy with the son thing really Annoyed me. So she didn’t like him but he saves the world and it’s ok.

[@alekesam]

I mean, she did the right thing and told him who his daddy was. That said, what irked me was her jumping his shit, hiding behind the courts and saying it confuses him then turning around roughly two weeks later that the salesman was his pops.

[@MrYfrank14]

that's a woman for you. they go where the money is.

[@Kissfan96dr]

feminism makes women do illogical things.

[@davidfuentes8055]

That actress is in the first turtle movie as April

[@user-pg7uj4bp4q]

those are the rules. save the world, all the girls who used to hate you are now obligated to bone. it's in the constitution.

[@ruukunouchi]

Everything Wrong With Sharknado in 86 F**KIN Minutes or More

[@getshrekt4413]

Everything is wrong in that movie

[@ruukunouchi]

Which equals a ton of sins

[@JackCaz]

14 ? Damn your optimistic, I would say everything wrong with Sharknado 86 minutes

[@hughb.b4069]

I thought it was supposed to be intentionally awful

[@JackCaz]

That's the excuse the filmmakers are going for is it ?

[@MarcFromPhilly]

Overlooked mineralogy sin: the asteroid is so ridiculously unstable (with tumbling rocks flying across the surface, hydrogen gas pockets exploding below the surface, and a geology that suggests that it is more brittle than rust (or since it's iron ferrite (which loosely translates as iron-iron) maybe it is actually rust), so just let it hit earth. There's no way it would make it through re-entry. The only thing that would hit the ground would be some rusty ash. Overlooked astronomy sin: this is the slowest asteroid ever. The shuttle actually has to time to slingshot around the moon to catch up to it, land on it, drill, etc. Suppose the mission failed. When the asteroid hits, it would not even be an extinction level event. Oh, don't get me wrong, it would be devastating (perhaps to the extent of several H-bombs), but damage would be limited to local area - definitely not a global killer. That would require velocity - on the order of 10, 000 mph. But if the asteroid was going that fast, it would take a few minutes to hit earth once it passed the moon, and that would make the timeline insanely ridiculous. Additionally, at the required speed for an extinction level event, zero barrier would need to be put somewhere passed Jupiter. There are serious logistic issues here.

[@davehoward22]

An asteroid a mile square would be extinction level,this Is the size of Texas

[@babyasheblue]

Your logic is flawed

[@InAMinMaths]

A few minutes? I know this film is wrong in every way but it’s 240000 miles to the moon, at 20000 mph that’s 20 hours

[@jayjaksun6029]

I like that Sinister reference at the end.

[@josephcrowe2908]

Everything is wrong with Armageddon. Still a fun movie

[@Xpwnxage]

If your idea of fun is terribly unfunny humor then yeah, real fun movie.

[@kathrynhoward4196]

That pretty much sums it up, yeah. It doesn't make a damn bit of sense, but I still like it.

[@jimbyrdiii1503]

The "OUTTAKES" are by far the icing on the cake of these things!!🤘Hope you plan on doing more outtakes only compilations.

[@eltoro747]

"Your ass goes down in the fifth. Say it!" almost had me choking.

[@getmario64]

"The movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense and the human desire to be entertained."- Roger Ebert (Chicago Sun Times in 98)

[@nikoruvalcaba1998]

Ebert’s right about 98’s Armageddon it’s A BIG DUMB UGLY EXPLOSION MOVIE! It’s not nothing but an action trailer that last almost 2hrs & 30mins that’s what he said in his book I HATED HATED HATED THIS MOVIE

[@MisterGutsy108]

Space dementia? lol yeah the 'space' part is a really important distinction to make ;)

[@MisterGutsy108]

"he may have ocean madness but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness" -the professor

[@Soliok]

Was thinking the same thing, Mister.

[@armandliloia3729]

Adding "space" makes everything better.

[@wally176]

He should try recovering in Space Australia

[@TheSchaef47]

Justin Wallace "We get it, you're from space!"

[@trollmanable]

LOL, the Sling Blade excerpt had me rolling!

[@APoeticProblem]

Everything wrong with: Frozen.

[@79bigcat]

Already done

[@lukenukemmoviereviews]

already did it.

[@lukenukemmoviereviews]

***** thats what I just said.

[@79bigcat]

***** Your "A" in "already"wasn't capitalized enough, apparently.

[@lukenukemmoviereviews]

79bigcat -_-

[@masondaub9201]

I would like to see more movies like Interstellar and the Martian that don't just totally shit on physics...

[@ztslovebird]

You missed a few sins. Like Oscar flinching when the lights were flashing in the space shuttle when he was supposed to be dead.

[@maatuainen6208]

"Even the title has to explode" Omg, yes!!!

[@latviandude]

In the Ireland scene they have Mont St. Michel in the background - a castle in Brittany.

[@Anndgrim]

They're more likely to understand if you just say France.

[@themous3386]

france ou bretagne c'est plus compréhensible

[@themous3386]

ou normandie......les bretons vont se fâcher sinon

[@LordFang1217]

Anndgrim Honestly if it wasn't for needlessly long hours of eu4 and ck2 I would have no idea where Brittany is.

[@taxusexpress]

Was going to put a comment here saying that was not Ireland cause i'm from Ireland but you have already done it....cheers mate

[@tommyt1971]

10:12: Shuttle supposedly has "titanium impenetrable skin" yet AJ shoots thru it with a Gatling gun.

[@thatscienceguy286]

Why can't people spell 'Through'?

[@tommyt1971]

Philip Barnett Dunno. Prob for the same reason they mix up then, than, their, they're & there & you're & your.

[@tommyt1971]

***** To write a semi-plausible story with fewer errors, better dialog, better acting, better direction & better editing? Indeed.

[@StsFiveOneLima]

08:20 : That whole shit about going up the same elevator to get to two different launch pads. Has anyone on Bay's staff ever actually seen a launch, much less been to KSC? No. No, they haven't.

[@RinAldrin]

They fly the shuttles like airplanes, they know nothing about Kennedy or Kerbal space centers.

[@masonw536]

+Rin Aldrin okay you know a sin no need to say it Twice!

[@davidray3133]

StsFiveOneLima no need for that first "0" I'm your time stamp.

[@InAMinMaths]

Then launch right next to each other at the same time

[@spaceexploration-Don]

@@InAMinMaths you know that’s impossible?

[@dbsommers1]

I loved the 'hating your twin' line about Emmerich

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

That's funny because Godzilla came out the same year as Armageddon.

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

Is it just me or are The Rock, Armageddon and Transformers (2007) better than Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers Dark of the Moon, Transformers Age of Extinction and Transformers The Last Knight?

[@kims7280]

This site is amazing! It's hilarious & very intelligent! I cat believe they get so many dislikes, even on movies that many people love, do they not have a sense of humor? I mean it's still hilarious even if your a hard core fan.

[@cdh5397]

Also I've never believed that 800ft was deep enough, they needed to split an asteroid the size of Texas (I.e. five times the size of Great Britain) in half, 800ft about 2.5 football fields. It's probably the equivalent of a gerbil digging it's claws into a T-Rex.

[@shawnalfaro6943]

a termite trying to dig into a cinderblock

[@alightinthedarkages9494]

​@@shawnalfaro6943A dust mite sinking its eyelashes into Andre the Giant.

[@Lundmunchkins2000TV]

8:02 Ironically that's Mont Saint-Michel in France

[@Transilvanian90]

+Lundmunchkins Yup lol, definitely NOT Ireland.

[@thatfellarosto]

+Lundmunchkins I didnt see this comment before I posted mine, Shit

[@razzle1964]

I fuckin' love these witty critiques. Even though I may have learned nothing of great consequence, I must thank you for showing Bruce Willis playing golf left-handed - leading me to find out that, well ... it's because he IS!

[@LeFinisterin]

8:03 "Ireland" nope, actually it's still a french location, i know what i'm talking about, i'm french, and this location is "mont saint michel" go check on google where it's located.

[@fougeregarantie6126]

+Breizh man je me disais aussi...enfin je pense que tout les américains (surtout l'équipe du film) s'est dit que ce serait moins chiant de faire dix bornes plutôt que d'aller en irlande

[@LeFinisterin]

Ethan Cole c'est très possible que ce soit à cause de ça, surtout venant de Michael Bay ^^

[@Bdoc76]

merci.

[@DavidHh1969]

Nicolas EOZENOU Le Mont-Saint-Michel. Confirmed correct. Well spotted

[@theutoid5663]

@@DavidHh1969 Thanks Civ VI!

[@BigGator5]

15:04 Wow. Really obscure reference there. If I had not been a fan of "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" and know that movie inside and out, I would not know where that was from.

[@KnightsaysNi]

Yes, but it still fits very well. I frankly wouldn't have known where the awesome "Slingblade" quote had come from if I hadn't caught the movie by chance once. They really do what they can to find something for everyone. (A comedy, tonight!)

[@BigGator5]

KnightsaysNi It's not a bad reference, I was just blown away that I knew what it was. I need a life.

[@KnightsaysNi]

BigGator5 You need a life? I've been on here since noon, and I'll probably be on for awhile, go mow my lawn, and then come back on til God knows when.

[@DudeMakeLoveNotWar]

You gotta help me out here. What part of the movie is it referring to?

[@BigGator5]

ncolaros Sorry. It's the part where Sir Lancelot is rushing up to Swamp Castle and the two guards are watching him approach.

[@jennyoneill8497]

Yep Micheal Bay directed Armageddon and Pearl Harbor because of how the movie is filmed, slow shots and up close facial shots, and both William and Ben were in both

[@StevenThomasGaming]

Being from Kentucky. People would shit if asteroids hit Bowling Green because of the Corvette Museum. Also, on up the road, it would destroy bourbon.

[@connorbarabe5772]

Lol I'm pretty sure I'd rather it destroy cars than a major city, just saying.

[@Aeradom2000]

I'm from a county over... and I'm just wondering if I would get destroyed, or just get a nice light show out of it.

[@StevenThomasGaming]

LOL. Poor Kentucky gets picked on all the time.

[@AnimeFlyz]

SKS Plays at least your not Alabama.....or Nebraska...............................or Canada

[@connorbarabe5772]

AnimeFlyz Canadian here, why the hate? If you can get past the cold and Mosquitos (at least in some parts of Canada) it's a great country! Free health care, a government that's arguably better than Murica's...not a fan of the gun laws, but that's no reason to hate a country...

[@creamfiend84]

Have you done deep impact. I swear that film deserves to be on your channel

[@rock3tcatU233]

Deep-Fucking-Impact bruh.

[@tetlowracingteam]

11:42.....i got your reference, ive played zork......and i didn't have to google it eather....and thank you for throwing something out there that makes people have to think, love your videos, keep em comming.....

[@irllcd13]

ECHO

[@partgard1]

Eather?

[@acxezknightnite1377]

That end montage with the Holy Grail drumroll as the asteroid approaches is GENIUS!😂😂😂👍🏻

[@RoyalRoseTrue]

1:48 Michael Bay in the Film. (DING)

[@atakorkut5110]

He said that

[@derricklafrance9724]

He's in all his movies.

[@SuperHero470]

I watched the movie just so I cud watch this vid