Director: How much logic do you want to put in this movie? Also director: Nun.
@Bear-zm3lr5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAH THIS IS A GOOD ONE
@j2msn755 жыл бұрын
Good one XD
@sophiefawcett16614 жыл бұрын
Also director:German NEIN
@niemanickurwa4 жыл бұрын
Groan :D
@myth867154 жыл бұрын
@@sophiefawcett1661 this joke becomes even better when you realize that at 17:25 there are 9 nuns :P
@kiyaanbal79425 жыл бұрын
Director: How many crosses do you want? The nun: Yes.
@Thatguy-ft2do5 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment👌🏽👌🏽
@xdinotx98825 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thelocalwitch24055 жыл бұрын
A thousand or two thousand? Yes
@benjaminahac95715 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@khristianmccoy34075 жыл бұрын
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@AAA-tp9pf5 жыл бұрын
Kind of dissapointed there wasnt a bonus sin round for every cross in this movie.
@mrfish98765 жыл бұрын
He lost count at 5111221477518 and couldn't be bothered starting over again.
@vessbear51875 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the crossword puzzle too 😂
@4DreamWeaver44 жыл бұрын
Or crow!
@leeman275344 жыл бұрын
jesus i know he's done shit like read newspapers that is above and beyond but do you want to make him lose his fucking mind trying to count all the damn crosses just tack on 200 sins and call it 'close enough'
@happylittleloser4 жыл бұрын
969like
@ShibaMoment3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine this guy walks into a movie theater with a 30 pencil and 8 notebook like he’s a first-day freshman in a new class.
@darthazul.133 жыл бұрын
And how does he get the power to rewind,stop and slow a scene?
@darthazul.133 жыл бұрын
@Hey there my man✊🤣
@hsslay32373 жыл бұрын
@A candle in a bucket word 😂😂😂
@caliharris898 Жыл бұрын
@username172Okay but now I NEED to see someone animate that
@jamesliggins891 Жыл бұрын
do you also imagine that he records, edits and releases these videos from the theater too?
@AlexMourning56354 жыл бұрын
Missed sin: No matter how much blood Sister Irene spat out, there would be a slight amount left in or on her mouth when Frenchie gave her the kiss of life and should have expelled the demon in him, regardless of her being in the water.
@as.97083 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@LarkspurramayaCT3 жыл бұрын
Ikr i felt bad for Maurice :(
@jennaxm3 жыл бұрын
THIS ! 👀👀
@michaelj17293 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@SeanLiu42 жыл бұрын
late reply, but Sister Irene shouldn't have had any blood in her mouth considering that she was blowing air out through her mouth while valak was choking her underwater😅😂
@youngsirzo5 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm just watching movies for free
@bignooch16705 жыл бұрын
Young Sir Ren Bro facts, that's how i feel exactly lol
@colamalfoy5 жыл бұрын
Where is the lie !
@bratbrataw28105 жыл бұрын
Same here
@Humanlink15 жыл бұрын
Mostly shit movies though, so...
@icey81085 жыл бұрын
@@Humanlink1 yeah i like his videos i just hate some of the movies he does
@joeyst-pierre61395 жыл бұрын
So many sins for a religious horror movie, there's something ironic in this.
@weirdwhitepfpguy64575 жыл бұрын
OMG LOL
@TwiinArmagedons5 жыл бұрын
Bruuuuuh I didn't even notice!!
@hanoisme78585 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@xxsleepypotatoxx92325 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😶
@CopShowGuy5 жыл бұрын
Should have called them "Blessings" for this one.
@jazzyena36395 жыл бұрын
3:46 I'm surprised that he didn't sin the license plate for saying Valak, the name of the possessing demon.
@LooDee7904 жыл бұрын
It didn't said valak, but the elements in the school did
@Jon-su5my4 жыл бұрын
Loo Dee if u take out the numbers, theres val-ak
@gabrielab24734 жыл бұрын
Not sinning the plate is a sin in itself!
@ilhaamfoster46173 жыл бұрын
I was also waiting for that
@trav2233 Жыл бұрын
they do this in like every movie 😭 especially conjuring 2
@marrus13725 жыл бұрын
12:17 If I had to sleep there you bet your ass I'm sleeping with my shoes on. I'm not running for my life barefoot so I can be disabled by running on broken glass etc.
@Dawn-qi5er5 жыл бұрын
Mar Rus true that
@mariogomez95145 жыл бұрын
@@Dawn-qi5er iiiiU9I9ZI9Z00S
@herlocksupremacy91785 жыл бұрын
Mar Rus 10/10 plan m8
@Reicha5 жыл бұрын
That's a very good point. -1 sin
@panzerfaust59644 жыл бұрын
John Mclain: "Am I a joke to you"
@Hockeylife445 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who gets excited at the roasting that’s about happen when a Cinema Sins vid is 20+ minutes long?
@zacharycollis48765 жыл бұрын
Well my response to the 20+ minute sin video is “ohhhhh this is gonna be fun” lol
@juliansmit37705 жыл бұрын
The VeteranRook i got hyped seeing 20 mins. This film deserves 20 minutes
@randomfools8085 жыл бұрын
Not when it's this movie. That feeling wears off about five minutes in when you remember how insanely dull it was.
@Ellerwind5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the shorter the video the less sins. I was proved wrong. Now I just watch and when I’m not laughing I count all the sins taken off and add them at the end
@Dickturpin1735 жыл бұрын
I’ve wasted/savored so many hours watching this guy. My roommate once asked me what tf I’m watching that keeps dinging like that.
@kennyk00k5 жыл бұрын
The darkest chapter of the conjuring universe. Yeah, it was dark alright. I couldn’t see shit.
@itsanavacodothanks98885 жыл бұрын
- 10 sins for making me laugh
@ChimChump115 жыл бұрын
Omigod SAME Literally had NO IDEA what was happening 80% of the time lol
@cassiess5 жыл бұрын
Floofi UwU Chan same!!
@fbi79275 жыл бұрын
@Diego Vasquez Wait Valak is real?
@fbi79275 жыл бұрын
@Diego Vasquez Does he really look like that?
@3L3CTR4H34RT4 жыл бұрын
My question: How did they get Christ's blood? I mean, someone probably had to ask him "Hey, can we put your blood into this snow globe that someone will use a few thousand years later as plot convenience?"
@DarkLxzarus3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I said LMAO
@dshaprin3 жыл бұрын
-Also the blood will be in tubes will be in the shape of the device that they will use to torture and kill you. Jesus: What?
@Das_Kaenguru3 жыл бұрын
Easy. Attend a communion meal, steal the cup with the wine in it, Jesus blood 🤷🏼♂️😂
@LarkspurramayaCT3 жыл бұрын
I'm a catholic and to answer your questions- a priest can turn wine into christs blood during the communion :) atleast thats what my school nun told me
@3L3CTR4H34RT3 жыл бұрын
@@LarkspurramayaCT Oh ok, thanks for telling me!
@sander72955 жыл бұрын
You guys noticed that the licence plate on the truck spells out VA-LAK?
@GoddessArkasha5 жыл бұрын
I saw that too
@goldylocks19325 жыл бұрын
what time?
@sander72955 жыл бұрын
@@goldylocks1932 3:46
@goldylocks19325 жыл бұрын
Sander thanks
@RavenPendragon145 жыл бұрын
That happened in the Conjuring 2 like throughout the whole movie in random ass places
@sakaibradley64365 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention how that if that underground place wasn’t used in years, WHO LIT ALL OF THE CANDLES AND HOW ARE THEY STILL BURNING
@Bookwormtalksabout3 жыл бұрын
The demon
@misterminutes45043 жыл бұрын
Demonic things. That should be the least of your worries if you're planning to watch a religious horror movie.
@Thy_Boss3 жыл бұрын
@@misterminutes4504 Yeah, it should instead be to make up sub-sub-sub-genres of horror movies and then try and fail to use them as excuses for terrible scripts. LMAO
@misterminutes45043 жыл бұрын
@@Thy_Boss You got it! 😃
@teatime89745 жыл бұрын
Imagine in the jump scare part the nun takes off like a mask and it’s flashback Mary (James Charles) screaming *HI SISTERS*
@KillJoy_Since20175 жыл бұрын
Tea Time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That'd be awesome
@priyamalik49385 жыл бұрын
Why did I actually imagine it 😂😂😂 and trust me it was scary af. 😂😂😂
@lourdescanete48445 жыл бұрын
This comment aged like fine wine.
@anonomousresource69995 жыл бұрын
I’ll run, *_bye sister_*
@bbjuliani5 жыл бұрын
THEN I would have a heart attack now James Charles is scary
@audacity19705 жыл бұрын
Nun of this movie makes sense
@sportsaddict7904 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@Ravenbloom578684 жыл бұрын
Boo
@arthurgrayson39684 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@aznate274 жыл бұрын
🤣
@R3VSVIDS4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the quotation marks might not have got it otherwise
@King_Neptune5 жыл бұрын
Director: a few crosses around should be enough Set builder: say no more
@mimmi34345 жыл бұрын
*"We have no other choice."* *"Except you TOTALLY do."*
@jojodivas92115 жыл бұрын
*DING*
@seagauIIe5 жыл бұрын
No, they didnt because they had to lock the evil and seal it
@tumisangsebata86864 жыл бұрын
Or run away from the town and live happily in shame😑 *DING*
@frankiealec5 жыл бұрын
Because of Cinemasins every time I hear the movie say its title I say “Roll Credits”
@Elly-z7q5 жыл бұрын
i've started doing it with TV shows and books as well
@kinkinibhattacharya81835 жыл бұрын
@@Elly-z7q Lol reading Harry Potter must be a nightmare xD
@Elly-z7q5 жыл бұрын
@@kinkinibhattacharya8183 it probably would if I reread them now
@tee38885 жыл бұрын
frank alec same😔
@Starcantdraw5 жыл бұрын
same
@charlescarpio84034 жыл бұрын
The fact that the actress who played Sister Victoria also played Ramsay's psycho girlfriend on GAME OF THRONES made her death much easier to take.
@sesfilmsllc5 жыл бұрын
Jump scares in these movies are essentially the horror movie equivalent of junk food.
@jtown23175 жыл бұрын
Or fart jokes
@joshuawillis6025 жыл бұрын
No they aren’t
@Ixe20775 жыл бұрын
@@jtown2317 True, true.
@olliesmith28905 жыл бұрын
No jump scares are more like a migraine, always painful and very annoying. Junk food is great, not good for the stomach but good at the time.
@scotch19935 жыл бұрын
At least junk food can taste good.
@TheDjyoungmoney5 жыл бұрын
Thanks cinemasins now whenever I watch a movie I be like "that's gonna be on cinemasins" or "that's a sin" OR "DING"
@kinglygalaxy68555 жыл бұрын
TheDjyoungmoney same man
@stryph425 жыл бұрын
I do "roll credits" during tv shows all the time.
@TheDjyoungmoney5 жыл бұрын
@@stryph42 and do anybody else time how long it takes the movie to start "55 seconds of $%&#ing logos"
@itsTEKKtv5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club 😭😂😂
@DavyJonesLocker35 жыл бұрын
He's got me counting the seconds of logos when I watch movies now 😂
@MrPavelOK5 жыл бұрын
Watched it drunk, real good comedy.
@battleangel75605 жыл бұрын
MrPavelOK 😂😂😂👌🏼
@swaroop70215 жыл бұрын
The movie is a complete disappointment
@grandmasterkaiju38215 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I did.
@juiceboxer13755 жыл бұрын
I died of laughter to much
@aydin48825 жыл бұрын
Damn son thats cold
@Fabio98ist3 жыл бұрын
11:40 - Considering Valak just told Lorraine it's name just because she asked it, we can tell that this nun has an history of providing information for people to beat him. Just like those psychos who wants to get caught.
@xcaliber4141 Жыл бұрын
Its her vision not valak saying it
@nimeshsingh4943 Жыл бұрын
Suicidal demons smh
@Egosumdeu Жыл бұрын
Valac
@everythingwithashton58765 жыл бұрын
The thing that scared me most was how well you can sing
@2chateau5 жыл бұрын
*Well
@Anastasia-eu5mj5 жыл бұрын
DonT yA coMe
@ahumanbeing925 жыл бұрын
16:51
@Gorillazilla935 жыл бұрын
Chris Cornell would be proud.
@Piratagarrapata5 жыл бұрын
Almost 666 likes
@Bearyboo875 жыл бұрын
"The thing is my father used to be a Nun." "No he wasn't Baldrick." "Yes he was! When the Judge would ask him his occupation he would say 'None.'"
@Powehi-bit5 жыл бұрын
Samuel Leis I don’t think guys can be nuns I think they will be called monks for friars
@LagsH5 жыл бұрын
Samuel Leis black adder? 🤣watched it the other day in history
@julz3tt35 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅 Blackadder fans unite
@elstormo5 жыл бұрын
"First name?" "Sod off" "What?" "When I used to play in the gutter, I'd say 'Hi, I'm Baldrick', and the other snipes would say, 'Yes we know, sod off Baldrick'."
@javabucket5615 жыл бұрын
Samuel Leis wow 😪😂
@eldaxeruskalocraw42135 жыл бұрын
I have to note that in 1952, Romania was under the tight control of the USSR. There is no way the Bolsheviks, during the Cold War, would have let two agents of the Vatican simply go somewhere in their territory, at least not without supervision.
@Jon-su5my4 жыл бұрын
Eldaxerus Kalocraw and the official state religion was atheism, so the KGB would be all over some random Vatican officials trying to learn about a string of deaths in a CLOSED COUNTRY that, like North Korea, revealed nothing that was going on inside of it. In fact, how would the Vatican even find out?! I doubt the Party would approve that as the reputation of the USSR (especially under Stalin) most definitely would not be allowed to be tainted.
@eldaxeruskalocraw42134 жыл бұрын
@@Jon-su5my Indeed. Stalin was still alive at this point in time, and he despised the Vatican, so it doesn't make any sense. The Soviet officials would have either covered this case up and pretended that nothing was wrong, or sent the army to burn everything to the ground, just to make sure. But no way they would have let the Vatican get involved into it.
@AndrejBk4 жыл бұрын
I am from former Czechoslovakia and I was wondering that too, there is no way they would be just let in without a LOT of questions and tight supervision... but most likely endtry would be denied
@eldaxeruskalocraw42134 жыл бұрын
@@AndrejBk Honestly, the Vatican shouldn't even have heard of it in the first place. It means that someone managed either to somehow contact the Vatican despite the Soviets tight control over all means of communications, or actually managed to go all the way from Romania to the Vatican despite the Iron Curtain. Nothing makes sense.
@AndrejBk4 жыл бұрын
@@eldaxeruskalocraw4213 Here it wouldn't even be possible in the first place, because in 1950 we had Akciu K and R (kláštory a rehoľníčky - men and women monasteries), all men monasteries were closed and only women ones left were those where they worked as nurses in hospitals, so in 1952 there were almost no monasteries left in Czechoslovakia
@bzhdthc5 жыл бұрын
One more sin - Lighting a lighter when you are burried alive is the biggest mistake there can ever be. You have limited oxygen in the casket which can last you about 5 minutes and the fire will exhaust that in no time.
@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 Жыл бұрын
Countered by the fact that it has a bell with an easily-pulled string. Meaning a path for the string is also a path for air.
@thebonk_5 жыл бұрын
“Rumour has it that evil can do 665 squats!One more and we’re fucked!” I-This is by far the best jokes I have seen on CinemaSins-
@Dominator_02113 жыл бұрын
I almost died when he said that. I don’t think I’ve every laughed as hard at one of his jokes
@friendlyneighbourhoodbridg13545 жыл бұрын
“Ooh, ringy bell!” Probably my favourite CinemaSins line EVER 😂😂
@twoxsl8575 жыл бұрын
I cant disagree with that
@angelinasecatero75075 жыл бұрын
"Seriously, Marilyn Manson not suing for likeness rights was a missed opportunity for all of us." 😂😂😂
@AtomicJerk845 жыл бұрын
15:55 "Nuns on the Run", that broke me 😂😂😂
@Blondebombshell875 жыл бұрын
The scariest part of horror movies isn’t the demons, death, or jump scares It’s the lighting
@bruhbruh30804 жыл бұрын
the atmosphere, you mean?
@ensorcelledsee_inamorata60134 жыл бұрын
MC King • I agree, when I watch scary movies, I always turn down the volume because of the dramatic loud bangs of sound affects. They scare the shit out of me, and the jump scares are also scary when the volume is high. That’s why my volume is just hearable but nothing higher. Or I might have a heart attack.🤧😭😅
@sandman_2094 жыл бұрын
⚡️⚡️. AAAAAH
@yblj24154 жыл бұрын
MC King I agree but it can still be scary with the dead silence
@torturedalex134 жыл бұрын
And sound
@chaoticblackbow73575 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting so long for this cinema sins you are the best!
@kikiwhite_creates5 жыл бұрын
chaotic black bow haha Same. This movie was terrible
@slauderek31955 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this a reupload?
@StephenEclipse5 жыл бұрын
Movie: has a single logo in the intro. Cinema Sins: you dare oppose me mortal?
@berengustav77144 жыл бұрын
69th like.
@randomnorh53674 жыл бұрын
*I honestly slept so many times during this movie, they could’ve made an awesome story for the nun. Her story and why her soul can’t rest and how she died instead of this,the movie cover made me think that the white nun is her and the the ghost is her soul after she died*
@jaya-ky4no Жыл бұрын
Don’t you get it by now you can’t show how the nun died or why she can’t rest she’s never been a human she’s a demon of snakes from hell that’s why she’s always saying “inhuman” sprit 💀💀🤦♀️🤦♀️
@Hayleyandhope7 Жыл бұрын
@@jaya-ky4no "dont you get it by now" this comment was made 2 years ago, im pretty sure they BEEN got it. and since they cant show why or how he died, i wanna know his journey to escaping hell or if Satan just sent him there and was like"hey go do some mildly spooky shit in a convent" (not saying he died and went to hell, i know he was never a human). anything better than these (mostly ) cliche and shitty jumpscares and the 1 and a half hour of him staring at his supposed-to-be victims and doing nothing meaningful.
@AeoCat5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that the number plate of the truck that drives of the the luggage literally says VALAK on it? 03:47 6- VA-01LAK XD
@LightTOXIC025 жыл бұрын
Lmao I literally came looking for this comment, I noticed it straight away
@RuthlessTides5 жыл бұрын
It's also all over The Conjuring 2
@charlesthecheshire5 жыл бұрын
YAS. And the periodic table said ALAK
@Nottheunabomber5 жыл бұрын
Stuart Schöltz omg yes I was ab to comment ab it but decided to peep the comments to see if anyone else noticed first 😂
@razormarkz5 жыл бұрын
Yes *69th like*
@venii12195 жыл бұрын
This is the one guy a demon/ghost would never possess
@ender_playz5 жыл бұрын
GOD メメ HYPER they wouldn’t dare all they’ll be thinking about are all the sins of movies and then when the demon does something in the back of the demons mind they just hear “COME ON DO SOMETHING SCARY ALREADY MOTHERF*KER STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS”
@qwertyuiopasdf1603 жыл бұрын
It is always the main characters
@bananapudding13673 жыл бұрын
They would try but he would sin them so bad they just fucking quit man
@fisophia17343 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂
@BigBoiRavioli5 жыл бұрын
I think you mean The Conjuring part 40
@wintertrooper79185 жыл бұрын
The conjuring of a nun named Annabelle!
@MikeRx5 жыл бұрын
Ugh...
@ravenrose57123 жыл бұрын
You know, the crossword thing could have been really cool if the demon had used it to communicate with them. Like, the words could start spelling out threatening messages or ask for their souls straight-out the way they never do.
@niaj27115 жыл бұрын
"No face nun....won't you come and sneak up on Irene" is my new jam 16:50-17:03
@kouizumi94845 жыл бұрын
"What if the need to get to the hospital or something? It's not like they can just hail a cab." No, Jeremy. They HAIL MARY. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
@GalakStari4 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@elibedard63734 жыл бұрын
Yes! Good one!
@sportsaddict7904 жыл бұрын
HAHHAHA
@gabopr13654 жыл бұрын
may god forgive you for that sin you call a joke
@canbat034 жыл бұрын
Insert rim shot here
@shademar35 жыл бұрын
When youre too scared to watch the movie alone so you watch the Movie Sin instead.
@stripedbandit52525 жыл бұрын
Two tings 1: If Frenchie was the target then why couldn’t have Valak possessed him earlier, maybe would’ve been a cool twist to find out that he was possessed the whole time 2: I think this movie would have been better in the prologue setting, with all the nuns praying for their life in Romania and trying to seal away the evil, could’ve been cool character development to see them all argue which fucking one of them was doing all the fuckery, only to find out it’s actually none of them or something. I don’t study like film or anything, just would’ve been a bit more interesting in my opinion
@vedikasharma60213 жыл бұрын
That would have been wayyyy cooler
@xxMpEGxx2 жыл бұрын
what do you mean by "Frenchie" was the target? All of them were targets, valak simply needs to get out of the abbey. But I guess to possess them, it has to weaken them with fear first.
@chrishatrel41225 жыл бұрын
Also in the catholic tradition, every priest can bless wine and it is believed to literally become the blood of jesus. Transubstantiation, no need for a key at all.
@sarochiel5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that would've been cooler. Just throw a glass of port in the Nun's face and watch her scream, "I'm mellllting!".
@thecursedcontroller84375 жыл бұрын
I love watching cinemasins, especially when it's a horror movie, because it is way less scary when you see all the glaring flaws of the movie
@pathetic17484 жыл бұрын
Got that right
@virtualkitten485 Жыл бұрын
True I still kind of can’t watch these at night 😅
@Ebh55. Жыл бұрын
Well i think it depends on which horror movie you even mean.
@TheProswagonist5 жыл бұрын
"It's a Certificate of Authenticity signed by Jehovah himself!" I'm done 😂👌
@natalienel62275 жыл бұрын
The way he says “the nun” killed me at 6:51😂😂😂
@emoxsenta10794 жыл бұрын
i was trying to find if someone else picked up on it😂😭
@natalienel62274 жыл бұрын
emoxsenta it’s so freaking funny 😂
@kialo20854 жыл бұрын
6:48
@Nerex75 жыл бұрын
Catholic school. 13 elements on the wall. 13. THIRTEEN. Come on, am I the only one who recognizes the irony?
@rame-eunoiameraki11885 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@GlowfangArts5 жыл бұрын
@@rame-eunoiameraki1188 13 is considered an unlucky or even cursed number....and they are in a church...
@rame-eunoiameraki11885 жыл бұрын
@@GlowfangArts thank you
@trinitytriplett27765 жыл бұрын
wow. That church be cursed! Someone call the director of this movie, we need so many crosses, kids can't sleep in their beds without one cross poking their body!
@jrerkderawis21454 жыл бұрын
It's science not Catholic ... Americans
@alexi8919905 жыл бұрын
"Frenchie Ex Machina, in one of the ex-machina-iest ex machinas ever machinaed." I think I'm going to put that one my grave.
@macbitz5 жыл бұрын
This is so much more fun than watching the actual movie! 😂
@jrjustinian27655 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest reviews they made! :D
@Dead_ham5 жыл бұрын
Yea cuz this movie is beyond awful lol. The conjuring universe is a large steaming pile of horse and baby shit.
@hq38025 жыл бұрын
@@Dead_ham conjuring 2 was apparently good I was scared while watching the nun but after analyzing the scary scenes i understood that they made no sense and didnt have any consequence like the nun had so many changes hurtingnthem but she just sit there this movie sucks
@Ebh55. Жыл бұрын
@@hq3802 The conjuring 2 is great.
@toddriehle7675 Жыл бұрын
That’s not saying much, this movie sucks
@laze76394 жыл бұрын
I still can't forget that comment: "The Naan"
@mersedehm.h15255 жыл бұрын
Goddamn demons Always pick the jazz channel. I just...haha.
@rubberbandjigglephysicseva90165 жыл бұрын
They missed the sin of an upside down cross not being an evil thing its the symbol of St. Peter, who felt he wasn't worthy to die the same way Jesus did. so why would a demon even use that. when there is a satanic cross/symbol
@Black.Rose7435 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Hollywood never does any research
@joshuawillis6025 жыл бұрын
You and Black rose are completely oblivious
@anonymoussecret59485 жыл бұрын
@@joshuawillis602 explain?
@joshuawillis6025 жыл бұрын
The upside down cross is obviously meant to mock and weaken their faith. It’s a demon.
@anonymoussecret59485 жыл бұрын
@@joshuawillis602 Buddy, I don't know what makes you think you're so damn smart, calling OP "oblivious." Do 30 seconds of research and you'll see that @RubberBand was right. Oh and don't use words like "obviously" to prove your point. It makes you look stupid.
@Skadi.Gudrun5 жыл бұрын
“Tag! You’re it!” 😂😂😂 I love this channel so much
@emma-bat134 жыл бұрын
I love his "No face nun" little sing along.🕷️🦷🖤🤍
@justthisoneperson87265 жыл бұрын
You know how many people got scare in this movie NUN
@caughtinthestars5 жыл бұрын
okay, this is hilarious XD
@Jayynoz.5 жыл бұрын
that fucking guy ayoo 💀
@aristotelisit80835 жыл бұрын
that fucking guy one ... me ... mamma raised a pussy
@shaggyrogers83495 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Iyadelk.2085 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@cher_cherry465 жыл бұрын
My entire theater was cracking jokes during this movie
@-th1rty3-5 жыл бұрын
An hour and thirty-six minutes I can never get back, but twenty minutes of cinemasins joy.
@ReauWyn3 жыл бұрын
You should have given 6 sins for each time that the visual hints to Valak's name appears thru the video. The periodic table in the classroom and two chairs shaped as a V with Valak being spelt going upwards, the license plate spelling Valak with the numbers removed, etc
@robynjacques32355 жыл бұрын
My biggest sin was that the nun was pretty creepy when we were not up close, but by the end of it, like after the water scene, I actually started laughing cause she did NOT look scary AT ALL
@Ebh55. Жыл бұрын
Yeah, she looked better in "The conjuring 2".
@themotleycollector Жыл бұрын
I kept seeing Jared Leto's Joker.
@neftaliriverajr67675 жыл бұрын
"I'm Been Seeing A lot Of Scary Shit! But I'm Not Seeing To Much Of THE NUN!" Lmaoooo He's Greattt😂😂😂
@frightfurmaster17135 жыл бұрын
You notice that the trucks registration plate is Va-81lak, take out 81 and it says Valak!!!
@michaelj17295 жыл бұрын
The Nuns: theres evil in this place James Charles: Bye sisters-
@TheGreekPianist5 жыл бұрын
Those faceless nuns at 17:30 were very terrifying, in my opinion. I thought they were genuinely creepy!
@helloooo-r6f4 жыл бұрын
They are like me and my friends fighting over a guy during recess in grade 4
@Jenny-mo1be3 жыл бұрын
Especially when all the heck of em' are looking at you !
@phineassss49013 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the nurses from Silent Hill.
@killerbee25625 жыл бұрын
Wait Romania is mostly Orthodox not Catholic. Also wasn't Romania behind the Iron curtain in 1952?
@SympatheticStrawmanVA5 жыл бұрын
killerbee256 really shows how Hollywood does about 2 minutes of research before trying to make a religious-based film
@diablotry54475 жыл бұрын
Kinda ironic because there is zero science and research behind religion itself
@SympatheticStrawmanVA5 жыл бұрын
Diablotry when did I say anything about science? I was referring to the filmmakers not properly researching the doctrine and structure of Catholicism, which they were making a movie about. Who hurt you?
@diablotry54475 жыл бұрын
@@SympatheticStrawmanVA Who hurt you? That clearly hit a nerve. Also, you didn't have to mention science because I did. Religion has no evidence supporting it (aka research)
@SympatheticStrawmanVA5 жыл бұрын
Diablotry Okay. Why did you feel the need to bring that up in the first place, though? I was making a comment about film directors and their failure to base their movie about Catholicism in actual Catholic beliefs. And while yes, there is no direct evidence supporting the existence of God, there also is no way to disprove His existence either. That’s why it’s called “faith”, as all religion is a belief rather than something that is known as a fact. In any case, from your sudden accusatory stance in response to a lighthearted criticism of this film, I was under the impression that something had left you embittered towards organized religion as a whole. If I was mistaken, I apologize. But please show respect towards the beliefs of others even if they don’t coincide with your own. Have a happy Easter.
@John-core5 жыл бұрын
Why are religious movies so generic and predictable? Being religious doesn't make it scarier its so over done its stupid and cringy
@remyfromratatouille95194 жыл бұрын
Mood
@mlg_kaju23214 жыл бұрын
And there is the "this is a real story you dumbfuck" label in the start XD
@blufox90004 жыл бұрын
The reason that it doesn't work is because these people don't understand religion or these things would actually have religious connotations rather than made-up nonsense. The Catholic church is freaking nightmare fuel
@pinksheep4064 жыл бұрын
Totally agree!
@calebbundy7874 жыл бұрын
@@blufox9000 conjuring did a decent job with Christianity but this movie was just horrible at it
@LadyLoin5 жыл бұрын
I personally don't think the spirits of all the already dead nuns that Irene met and talked to was visions created by Valak, I think it was her own visions/the spirits of the dead nuns showing themselves to her to help her out. As you said why would Valak help her along the way to defeat her (him? her? it?). Of course I don't know for shure since I didn't create this movie but I'd like to think that :)
@KevEnderEye5 жыл бұрын
3:01 for those who dont know you can actually see the name VALAK here with the periodic table and two chairs that make a V 3:49 you can see it again on the license plate.
@spookyboi11644 жыл бұрын
Your welcome for your first like
@SmallWinch4 жыл бұрын
Noticed too
@Leshka1475 жыл бұрын
'No face nun, won't you come...' LOVED this one.
@calebmauer17515 жыл бұрын
That was when I hit the like button.
@wonfordecade60865 жыл бұрын
Two people go on an adventure to stop a demon and were later joined by another guy with a shotgun, they search for a secret weapon while battling with enemies and eventually manage to stop the demon, or not. Hmmm, this sound familiar...
@alexanderbrundin76205 жыл бұрын
this shit is 100% original so get tf outta here with ya bs
@rickchhitgurung50725 жыл бұрын
Hmm sounds supernatural to say the least
@alexanderbrundin76205 жыл бұрын
@No you pleade be a fucking bot
@TheMento985 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderbrundin7620 Can I get your autograph? I've always been a fan of your role as Toxie in The Toxic Avenger.
@MJAYZ0075 жыл бұрын
Sounds like just another episode super natural
@Zera2234 жыл бұрын
"Make sure you bring your things. Can't pray without your things."😂 I laughed so hard.
@MegaSk20005 жыл бұрын
18:42 Now sink into the floor. Valak: wait SINK
@margarethmichelina51465 жыл бұрын
The nun who commit suicide in the beginning is Ramsay Bolton's crazy girlfriend in Game of Thrones
@hilmanic285 жыл бұрын
Miranda was hot
@bipstymcbipste56415 жыл бұрын
She did say she trained to be a septa
@tm.Penguin5 жыл бұрын
20 minutes roasting session. Sweet. Lord. This is EPIC!
@here20293 жыл бұрын
“This is what happens not too long after your vows of celibacy” That. Was absolutely perfect ! 😂
@guusvanvelzen72915 жыл бұрын
Went to this film with a couple of friends while completely drunk, we actually had an amazing time😂
@Shaughn215 жыл бұрын
Let's hope you weren't too obnoxious though
@ladyfreedomrocks Жыл бұрын
Everything is better with booze!
@eloryosnak41005 жыл бұрын
Howabout the fact that an upside down cross is a religious symbol just like an upright one
@Jenacide5 жыл бұрын
When you're dead and have endless eternity of time and no internet you have to find some way to amuse yourself, why rush anything?
@thomasduyanhnguyen73133 жыл бұрын
„Rumor has it that the evil can now do 665 squats! One more and we‘re f*ucked“
@maritheaverage36495 жыл бұрын
You know in those horror movies when they have slow footsteps then THE FOOTSTEPS GO SUPA SONIC That makes me jump
@yourgrannydude5 жыл бұрын
I watch your videos to get the "jist" of movies I don't want to go see. Thank you for all that you do. Please keep making videos that reveal basically all the main points so that I know what I missed. You have saved me 100s of dollars. Thank you Cinema Sins!
@isaiahwinn78365 жыл бұрын
Dude you cant let someone elses opinions become your own without actually looking into it
@dragone2365 жыл бұрын
“This is what happens after you take your vows of celibacy.” LMAOOO
@ellerymerrilycelery4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy has the best, most imaginative, and most savage burns of anyone on KZbin.
@piercenewman37475 жыл бұрын
Oh my gahd boiz it’s da nun!
@ClemiAC5 жыл бұрын
ahhh i seee a man of culture aswell
@karam92905 жыл бұрын
Syn Cloud I know u are
@s57015 жыл бұрын
r/Ihadastroke
@Boo80875 жыл бұрын
Saw that video aswell 😂
@kaylynn47505 жыл бұрын
5:38 - So he’s being “diplomatic” with demons? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard so far! 😂 8:20 - Because Satan likes smooth jazz. Didn’t you read that on Tumblr?!
@RE-ol5ws5 жыл бұрын
Everything Wrong with the Nun? Jumpscares!
@dariux69765 жыл бұрын
I sub to you post more
@RE-ol5ws5 жыл бұрын
@@dariux6976 WTF?!?!
@deensaid77625 жыл бұрын
And so many expositions
@RE-ol5ws5 жыл бұрын
@@deensaid7762 That to!
@allthegoodnamesweretaken30415 жыл бұрын
I LOOOOVEEEEE JUMPSCARES
@anshumandewangan55173 жыл бұрын
"jeepers creepers" "tiptoe through the tulips" I understood that reference
@neonexjpxfrd41455 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this movie twice and I don’t remember watching a large majority of those scenes! Did I fall asleep without knowing it or did I just get distracted by my phone because it’s waaayyy more interesting
@geraldposchl5603 Жыл бұрын
Something you missed: Frenchy who lives in Romania and is French-Canadian talks to strangers in English automatically before even knowing where they are from. And on a door in a remote Romanian castle it says "Deliveries" in English. Hope the sisters understood what they were writing.
@sarabalint81614 жыл бұрын
12:53 "Rumor has it that the evil can now do 665 squats! One more and we're f@cked!" Best line ever lmao
@daddywarbucks814 жыл бұрын
7 letter word, starting with L "Postman's charge" is "Letters." "Deliveries" is in the wrong place, wrong clue, wrong spelling, starts with different letter, and as you pointed out: is a different puzzle altogether.
@kvg39735 жыл бұрын
12:54 "Rumour has it that the evil can now do 665 squats! One more and we're fucked!" 😂😂😂
@purpleserpent5 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this movie twice and it still scared me the Nun's eyes creeped me out but what was a bit annoying was how they kept mentioning over and over about Irene not taking her vows because that's important. not a demonic nun killing people just saying lol
@evankinard80755 жыл бұрын
16:51 Love that song “Black Hole Sun”
@retr0183_4 жыл бұрын
9:50 this had me laughing pretty hard😂😂😂
@stevekid29165 жыл бұрын
Almost every situation in this movie could have be resolved with a punch
@vodkainglassofstalinium12215 жыл бұрын
Thank you CinemaSins for making us watch movies we never did
@Chazeasy5 жыл бұрын
Did y’all notice the license plate? 6-VA-01LAK =Valak 🤔
@leahlo51335 жыл бұрын
And in the classroom
@LEMAC_SK5 жыл бұрын
Does it mean something??
@kirchscomet57675 жыл бұрын
sidwell sekhantsa it's the name of the evil nun
@venessamei55795 жыл бұрын
Yes, the periodic table in the classroom says Valak too
@LolMyUserIsAJoke5 жыл бұрын
I’ll sit next to Cinema Sins to not be scared of this movie but to laugh