The Most Bizarre House You've Ever Seen

[@JayExci]

I think this would be a really fun thing to do as a series, so if you know of any more bizarre estate agency listings please do link them to me! Either here or via my twitter @jayexci

[@mh1theproducer]

bro please do i found this video GOLD lmao

[@jennys9043]

yes, please do this!!

[@SweetHeart-vc6zy]

I agree!

[@creed8712]

I don’t think it had an official listing or whatever but the Colts necks Christmas house might be worth a look into. Honestly I’d love to see more videos like this because it’s like investigating a murder but that murder is the concept of sanity

[@lauxo36]

I just watched this video again after it popped up in my recommended again, this comment is such good timing 😂 PLEASE do more

[@menschman1464]

This house looks so much smaller on the outside. It’s like entering it transports you to a dimension of pure what.

[@PushyPushyPhoenix]

It's a TARDIS house! (Weirdly impressed that this phone already knew to suggest TARDIS, I've never typed it before....)

[@Ramsey276one]

Doctor? “Doctor Who?” ANY DOCTOR! I am DYING !!!

[@kjanaeblue]

Its bigger on the inside ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@GBDupree]

I was convinced the moment he took 4 right turns and didn't make a complete circle that this had to be all fake. I had to rewind to confirm that there was enough space to allow for a room to exist like that. But why would you design the house like that?

[@angush-k6329]

This is the house in house of leaves change my mind

[@waterlemonandfriends]

This house is so incredibly huge, and all that space is utilized in literally the worst possible ways

[@Awesomesufff]

It’s fucking weird but the property itself could be cool. Obviously the bathrooms would need to be redone though

[@matthewford6715]

@@Awesomesufff and you’d have to hire someone to take everything out and burn it as-well

[@samstuff8554]

Wait so if the whole place is a pirating operation dose that mean the co workers shit together side by side

[@Lisa-xr6ty]

Looks like a house in sims i built when i was 10.

[@aTalkingKoala8294]

@@Awesomesufff i would keep the bathrooms the same just for the lolz

[@DanielbenYishai]

This "house" was originally a protestant church. The "bathtub" was originally the baptismal pool which is why there were stairs going down both sides of the "tub" - those being baptized would go in on one side and out on the other. New walls were built since then, but the side with the shower heads originally opened into the congregational seating area. This also explains the bathroom with 2 toilets - door marked "wome"(n) and the bathroom next door with the toilet and urinal. These were originally divided with standard toilet cubical walls. Yes, they were probably pirating, trying to remarket "collectors" merchandise that stores were getting rid of, etc. The boxes probably meant that they dealt in comic books, vintage science fiction paperbacks, etc. Probably a whole "geekspace" of roommates that went in on the property purchase together (fandom is messy). Possibly the bank repossessed it and was just trying to sell the property without paying the considerable sum it would cost to clean the building out. But I think if you were able to research the history of the property, you will find it was built as a church.

[@hi_im_roman]

i hadnt even seen the bathtub yet but this building just carried a weird level of church energy that I knew almost immediately

[@whitewolf262]

A church makes a lot of sense. I think the building was still lived in, if the cat was any indication.

[@JB-ew1mu]

The partition screen and multiple kitchens were a big sign for church

[@ladyviolu3924]

@@whitewolf262 not... The bed?

[@stewartweigand]

yo, is the link still working for you guys?

[@noblesseoblige319]

Can you imagine being that cat? It's like your own kingdom of things to destroy and no one could ever find you to punish you, especially if you hide near the porn hallway

[@nuclearglory0363]

Never have I heard such a sentence that makes sense only in one context

[@noblesseoblige319]

@@nuclearglory0363 as someone who completely forgot what this video even was about, despite this being my own post, I can confirm that this sentence is absolutely bonkers without context. THERE'S A PORN HALLWAY?!

[@RJLiams]

@@nuclearglory0363 Talk about r/brandnewsentence

[@sammygecko_]

Hopefully you don’t get lost or trapped if you knock over all of the highly stacked boxes... rip

[@GabrielsEpicLifeofGoals]

Humanity's greatest weirdest achievement.

[@louis8072]

The story to the house: originally, the building was used as a church and a Christian school where extensions were added on later to accommodate people. In fact the blue bath was actually a babtistry for the church, hence the staircases and deepness. The owner who lived there had such a mass of boxes and goods because he says 'he was running a legitimate family business' where he bought goods from markets and flipped them on Amazon and eBay. However the house was once raided by police under the suspicion of stolen goods which put him under a 7 year probation for organised crime and tax evasion. The reason he listed the house in such a state was simply because he needed the money ASAP to buy his new house (a chain) and that the original listing has had the bath tub and room before it removed from the 3d tour due to it putting off potential buyers. Also, if you're interested, he's looking to 'unload some of those Gone Wild DVDs as souvenirs' if you're interested haha.

[@k.h.6445]

This is amazing information and makes the video even funnier, thank you for adding this lol

[@louis8072]

@@k.h.6445 You're welcome lol, it's quite the story

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

Thet baptistry makes a lot of sense now

[@Awesomesufff]

Thanks for the info. Do you have a pic of the bathtub

[@zaczane]

What's the square footage?

[@alexreith4877]

The microwave over the stove is actually a combo microwave extractor fan, which is quite common in the US to save counter space and it's not uncommon for the microwave above the stove to die and then remain because it's too much trouble to remove it, so a second cheaper/working microwave is procured and put on the counter. The rest of this house is crazy though.

[@ktutran8256]

Same here don't know what's so weird about it

[@Honkey-Donkey]

Or because it was a church, they would have needed multiples.

[@mrn234]

Still a dumb idea as that kind of combination. Also those stoves with the controls not in front above the stove door ? but at the back ...

[@alexreith4877]

Wotans Krieger the problem with the controls at the front, particularly electric stoves, is that it's really easy to accidentally turn burners on without meaning to or realizing it.

[@thatnerdygaywerewolf9559]

@@mrn234 That’s also normal for the US. Every oven I’ve ever had had the oven controls on the back like that.

[@midnight_blue_moon]

I think the most unreal part of this house to me is the fact that the owner allowed someone to film every square inch of it and put it on the internet. Everything else is pretty believable.

[@lemmy5721]

Wouldn't be surprised if a bank repoed it or something and their the ones who filmed.

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

I heard they were hoarders (obviously) but also that they got kicked out. They had to move and evidentaly they coulndt have any of their stuff with them. The real estate guy musta came in afterwards to get some photos to *try* to sell it. With the rise of the internet computer walk throughs are becoming more and more common. Thats probs how jay is walking through here, throigh their website.

[@Lucy666Fernandez]

@@sadnessofwildgoats Considering that it was likely a business that sold pirated CDs and DVDs (and probably also some other stolen technical stuff considering the amount of tablets lying around) I think it more likely they got jailed and were forced to give up the property.

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

Two toilets in one bathroom.

[@bellona6356]

@@sadnessofwildgoats considering there's a cat still in that house, I really hope not. Poor guy.

[@elektra81516]

This place seems like an SCP. A living house that infinitely tries to build more and more rooms, attempting to mimic modern houses but in a really uncanny way.

[@TecTitan]

It explains the box of african girls

[@originalname8316]

So scp 184?

[@hampsterdance1226]

dude thats genious

[@snakewithapen5489]

I really want someone to make an SCP wiki and use this house now...

[@basedeltazero714]

The game Receiver said it best: "It's like someone made a copy of a copy, until all sense of the original purpose has been lost'.

[@mmt7463]

I feel like this is the American headquarters for Wish

[@lisapeesalemonsqueezah3241]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@benh7406]

LMAO!

[@roberta9950]

🤣🤣🤣

[@katej2284]

They actually do rent out a gigantic mansion in LA

[@augustcannon]

It was a church

[@CapitalOOpinions]

Finally, a look inside the home of the infamous forty-one footed pirate of Knob Creek.

[@scotcheggable]

Clearly he has a peg leg

[@Brind-amour]

😂😂😂

[@ratmond406]

wouldn't it be 82?

[@ratmond406]

@@skarut1485 what?

[@lemonferret]

The worst part about this house isn't the weird stuff, but rather the normal stuff. There are beds in this house. That means that there are real people who really live and sleep in this abomination. The juxtaposition of the disgusting hoarding in every nook and cranny of the building contrasted with the stuff like beds, chairs and toilets that serve no purpose beyond human occupation is terrifying.

[@lga4187]

My grandpa was a huge hoarder and it was reminiscent of this.

[@jacknelson6493]

There is also have multiple toilets but one bathtub

[@quillclock]

im worried about the cats

[@gownerjones]

I think from the layout of the house and the way they do kind of keep organized, it's more than likely that they're running a kind of online retail business, maybe an Amazon store, from their own house.

[@ElectromagNick]

@@gownerjones *failed online retail business

[@mabimabi212]

Without the narrator, this could be a setting for a horror/strange game.

[@Douglas_Hamilton]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@jdjohnson1591]

Look up videogamedunkey's new video "Where Ebay Games Come From"

[@ActiumFilms]

Dunkey saw this comment

[@pitzo5555]

yoooo new DBD map

[@wombatpandaa9774]

Watch videogamedunkey's video on the same house, he frames it as a new Silent Hill game and it's both hilarious and unsettling

[@Rydian7]

series idea: Jay breaking into someone's house and reviewing they living habits 👍

[@sneeb271]

First episode: Five minute crafts Second Episode: Jay Exci Third Episode: No BS Fourth Episode: The top commenter

[@arghanothername]

Mauler’s place: the Longhome

[@Rydian7]

@@arghanothername I picture it more like in the shape of the Great Wall of China :P

[@ShibuNub3305]

@@arghanothername Why does this sound like a Penis joke

[@fizzlewick]

@@arghanothername the tower of long

[@cyberspinosaur1145]

That skeleton was a visitor. They never found their way out

[@TheHungrySlug]

Unless it was the result of a, Umm, Coat hanger Trick? A previous comment mentions the possibility of it being an adult entertainment recording studio/setup. So, coat hanger goes, Yeet? JK!

[@RazorusR3X777]

It's like a mini Infinite Ikea.

[@Glowingfed]

Rest In Peace Jay Baumann

[@chrissullivan6403]

This vid needs a man silently eating pasta in the corner for it to be be truly great.

[@christheleavittman7080]

Or just a chair in the corner for like half of it.

[@stijnvandenheuvel8117]

His mommy wasn't there to make him the nuggies though. What was he supposed to do, die?

[@prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506]

This house would make a great horror game map “escape the crazy hoarder with a shotgun”

[@chefboiarby304]

I was thinking something more along the lines of "The Beginner's Guide" combined with "Rhome" which would be an existential horror.

[@longsocks7798]

Resident evil 7 type shit

[@PsychoMike21000]

I demand a Tiger King style documentary about this house, its occupants, and their rivals across the country.

[@janeeyre1990]

I like your certainty that the house's residents have many enemies 😅

[@morningmilk257]

There's too much character in the house for it not to have enemies. And yes, I said the house has enemies.

[@magiv4205]

@@morningmilk257 The house IS the enemy.

[@Megacaillou]

I've driven by this house like a thousand times due to the nature of my previous job. I guess you never know when or where you're passing by a micro Chernobyl until it's being showcased by some KZbinr to hundreds of thousands of people on the internet.

[@Im__Andy-f6x]

isn’t this house in Louisville?

[@Megacaillou]

@@Im__Andy-f6x The dimension the house exists in is located in Louisville.

[@brunhildevalkyrie]

Did you work at ups?

[@claudiasoler7328]

This house looks like a 10 y/o built it in the sims and a family of erratic sims has lived in it for 2 years without intervention

[@kyupin1075]

lmfao so true

[@possiblyrei]

Nah me 3 years ago could have done better

[@doofass6356]

Yeah

[@urgurljulesl9986]

The accuracy hahha

[@dreamystone]

This honestly hurts, because I was that 10 year old. Matter of fact I've been that 10 year old for 16 years. I've built nonsense like this, hell probably even exactly like this a hundred times over. The first decent house I ever built on the sims was literally last Friday. A momentous occasion, truly.

[@H1PP1E88]

"there's four santas" "five, if you include *T H E S A N T A O F T H E L A M P"*

[@gaillewis5472]

Finials are fun, especially Santas of the lamp.

[@chloebutnot]

This house is an SCP and I'm just waiting on the exploration log

[@hblue7176]

I was beginning to wonder if the rooms even ended

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

SCP 184

[@brandonm1708]

What’s an SCP?

[@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082]

@@brandonm1708 Imagine, if you will, a group of creepypasta authors collaborating to create hundreds of stories about various items/people/places with otherworldly affects.

[@WasatchWind]

@@brandonm1708 stands for secure, contain, protect

[@lotusthemermaid]

So that's literally a Baptism tub, hence the narrow shape and the stairs on both sides. Imagine walking through a hall of porn to then Baptize yourself every day.

[@SockDrawerDemon]

That seems very efficient, tbh. Sin, cleanse, repeat.

[@TheHungrySlug]

Sounds almost therapeutic. Anyone got any plans to start a church like that? I'm suspect it would be somewhat popular. Wait, that'd be like mixing a church with a brothel. 1st person; Where are you going honey? 2nd person; CHURCH!

[@WasatchWind]

Makes sense, with the sensory overload of this house you'd need to undergo law of Moses levels of purification.

[@DoctorZisIN]

That's what you call the Church of "Porn Again Christians".

[@Crick1952]

@@TheHungrySlug Rasputin did. Didn't go so well for him.

[@NeoDarkling]

This puts me in mind of aliens trying to live a "normal" human life. They are aware of human habits, know what houses are and what function they serve but can't quite pull it all together into a convincing facade .

[@fatrick9001]

Well obviously the home contained a few mentally ill personality disordered individuals. If this was shocking for you don't watch one of those hoarder reality TV shows that would run on TLC.

[@tuxido4913]

You'll be lucky to escape if you enter the... *thë stœrågē rōøms*

[@sickley2]

Guys I figured it out. That "shower" wasn't a shower, it was a baptistry. This is a church turned into a porn-production and media pirating warehouse house.

[@JesseGolo]

Soumds like the plot of an Eddie Murphey movie.

[@Warmishcookies]

Yeah. I knew what it was the second I saw the layout of the top floor.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

... What. WHAT THE FUCK

[@snaggel]

you are correct www.wlky.com/article/police-discover-thousands-of-stolen-items-in-former-church/3752641

[@Ramsey276one]

HOLY FUCK! XD

[@hetty5531]

around the ten minute mark is when i stopped laughing and started hyperventilating

[@samuraix558]

I didn't realize that there was a WRONG way to use a house until now

[@xtinydemon7631]

Jay: "Just imagine you had overnight guests over-" *Ad: "As a doctor, I know the value of good therapy."*

[@grantcooper5799]

Hey, I think I know that ad: was the one about gratitude? My church put that one out for Thanksgiving! That's cool

[@Ramsey276one]

KZbin CaresTM XD

[@robj4078]

This house was definitely a business. Has a men’s and women’s toilet, exit signs above doors. But confused about pretty much everything else.

[@mr.goldfish1530]

It was a church.

[@Ashh602]

It’s a church turned underground crime ring

[@mr.goldfish1530]

@@Ashh602 Sooo... a church then.

[@NinjaSox7]

@@mr.goldfish1530 more like a catholic church but I get your funny

[@PHub-jw8so]

@@mr.goldfish1530 my thoughts exactly

[@theeffingralyks5722]

ngl, i would totally want to live in this house, after someone takes all that stuff out

[@Ramondorez]

might want to add some showers aswell

[@aionicthunder]

For the first half, I would’ve agreed with you, but given how big the place is, it would probably feel like Citizen Kane strolling about Xanadu (thanks for that simile, Tim). In other words, it would be too empty to make it feel like home, so it would just be depressing to walk about somewhere so barren

[@SorowFame]

@@aionicthunder you just need to find your own stuff to fill it with.

[@mr.goldfish1530]

@@aionicthunder Collective housing, anyone?

[@krismoe31]

Rent out the basement, get money

[@koolgool]

A friend shared with me the link to this house before I saw this video and invited me to explore it. It’s such a surreal experience descending the first stairs, slowly realizing the basement is bigger than the upstairs, before finally ascending the stairs again... but into a completely different building.

[@TheRealUnkn0wn_289]

Did you found out what was in the perfect skin and african american girls boxes or the cow and sheep boxes?

[@kyupin1075]

yeah someone sent the link in a discord server right when i was about to go to sleep (this was before this video was posted btw). i almost just ignored it, but i was kinda intrigued so i was like "what the hell why not" and i opened it up. holy shit im glad i did. it was a rollercoaster lmao, i got lost in the house multiple times

[@halealert]

So I absolutely HAD to look up the price and square footage for this monster. It's 3,161 square feet, which seems INCREDIBLY small for all the space we saw. Even with the floorplan at 12:53 . The price (on Zillow, it's currently listed off market) is $282,535, which is somehow both more and less than I expected. Insane.

[@samwisefieri6696]

Damn it must've changed dramatically since then. Its up 399,000 on zillow now.

[@benjamintherogue2421]

Nothing about this property makes sense. I'm pretty sure by this point it's a real SCP.

[@lelandunruh7896]

I would've guessed at least 5000 square feet. Perhaps some of that space is technically unfinished and thus not counted in the official tally.

[@longtou6781]

Imagine living in this house and watching this video and having millions of people knowing of your location, and judging you

[@andrewphillips4681]

I honestly don't care I filmed the tour myself

[@atley4328]

@@andrewphillips4681 are you like the owner or something

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@atley4328 always has been

[@Cavouku]

@@andrewphillips4681 If true, you have to share with us: what dimension are you actually from?

[@mkscorp9152]

@@Cavouku he's from the brazil dimension

[@ViolentNightshade]

Not gonna lie, I’d buy the house, renovate it and then never leave because I’d get lost in the infinite rooms

[@naran_naran]

You could sell much of that stuff to help with the mortgage.

[@cursedmailman3999]

@@naran_naran but selling all that stuff is how the owners went to prison in the first place

[@renameagain5808]

i would put my granny in it so i would never have to see her again lol

[@KarmaTheNarrator23]

My body is telling me to go there and clean it

[@noizepusher7594]

@@renameagain5808 WTF

[@kaarstein82]

This should be a spiritual successor of The Stanley parable game, where you go through the house while Jay is commenting and it gets stranger and stranger the furter inn you get, and there is enough stuff here that Jay would point out different things for each playthrough

[@MediumRareOpinions]

I'd buy that game.

[@squidyspecifications7709]

As an American this isn't a very strange house. I don't know how you'd live without at least four identical Santa figurines.

[@wafflekiller5148]

weird brits with only three identical Santa figurines

[@donsanchodelapanza]

Is it normal for Americans to have a cardboard box fetish?

[@joshuafallgren8498]

@@donsanchodelapanza No

[@Ashh602]

@@donsanchodelapanza yes

[@Ashh602]

@@joshuafallgren8498 yes

[@LiftedStarfish]

You know that picture that was made to show you what having a stroke is like? This is the architectural version of that.

[@defensivekobra3873]

Link?

[@karmarose6332]

@@defensivekobra3873 Google?

[@karmarose6332]

@@defensivekobra3873 Google?

[@agentofchaos2901]

@@defensivekobra3873 Google?

[@tazatraz9613]

My theory is that this house used to be a church that some people with severe depression bought to convert into a home/ warehouse They also are ebay/ amazon sellers

[@heidih3048]

That was my exact thought.

[@starmaiden1362]

Amazon/eBay sellers has to be the explanation

[@cursedmailman3999]

iirc they were forced to list it as-is to pay bail

[@0ntimetaiment921]

Or it could be the aftermath of a late-nineties stoner movie.

[@danny8284]

i wouldn’t say they’re depressed, just gross. their sheets look like they haven’t been washed in years. they eat purely junk food and soda. they have a CARPET IN THE BATHROOM. a carpet in a bathroom is bad on it’s own, but it’s also under a URINAL??? and it hasn’t been washed in a good amount of time. the floor near the litter box hasn’t been sweeped. it’s just gross.

[@vgamer4993]

This is an AI generated house, and no one can convince me otherwise.

[@vadandrumist1670]

I could see this house being made by a kid who used the money cheat while playing the Sims.

[@a-goblin]

that's the only explanation for this shit. it's like an cgi test for various textures and models. uncanny valley shit.

[@deanusXL]

This house is a lot like my grandma's house... She also lives in Louisville, KY: my home town

[@NarfiRef]

Like something out of Golden Light.

[@erikcarp9359]

I can only agree

[@quinnasher9743]

This home is a boarderline impressive fever dream

[@Ernani1972]

This gives me weird dream core vibes, like a weird nostalgia

[@kubakornijenko1927]

@@Ernani1972 it's called liminal space.

[@meltyflapjack]

Traumacore vibes

[@m0L3ify]

Having two of everything is a hoarder trait. It's based on the fear that one will break or wear out and you'll be left with nothing, so you always make sure you have a backup of everything that's important to you.

[@danny8284]

pro tip: have two toilets in case you lose one

[@trianglemoebius]

@@danny8284 I see you are locked into the sigma male grindset.

[@user-J.M.A.I]

Thats actually a really interesting bit of information, thank you very much :)

[@antipsychotic451]

Somehow I feel that the countless rooms literally filled to the ceiling with boxes is a more clear indication of a "hoarder trait" than having just two of everything.

[@m0L3ify]

@@antipsychotic451 lol clearly you haven't seen just how many boxes and rooms 2 of everything can fill. We almost got evicted because of it. Couldn't even use our 2nd bathroom because it was full of junk.

[@MrInsideEye]

This is making me phisically sick. Is this one of those AI-generated images where everything is distorted just enough to be recognizable yet unidentifiable?

[@kbuttons19]

How does it keep getting weirder?! It’s like a portal to another dimension made solely of chaos and cardboard boxes. And spectating chairs.

[@KirstenSchow3D]

The way stuff is laid out in the rooms makes this house feel like an exhibition. Each item or pile of items tells a tiny story, all conglomerating into a large question: what is this house?

[@SorowFame]

Better question, why is this house?

[@benjamintherogue2421]

@@SorowFame *How* is this house?!?

[@SorowFame]

@@benjamintherogue2421 When is this house?

[@benjamintherogue2421]

@@SorowFame Who is this house?

[@Bistai949]

"Why would you want a microwave above your stove?" This is actually very common. My house has one. The microwave comes with the stove, and the microwave is actually *also* an extractor fan. One of the least weird things about this house.

[@eravere6928]

Same thing at my grammas house

[@zalaweyker8007]

@@eravere6928 my grandma's house too

[@snakewithapen5489]

My house had one too in the original plan. Then my parents remodeled the kitchen and moved the stove... and then installed the microwave directly above it again lmao

[@jmanakajosh9354]

@@zalaweyker8007 Damn y'all have the same grandma and just found out in the yt comments section

[@GrumpyTy34er]

It's very clearly a US vs UK thing

[@jasonbond5213]

First rule of the knob creek club: We do not ask questions about the Wome room.

[@NoiseDay]

"The wome room" Oh, it was a public building at one point. That bathroom must have had a stall separating the toilets, and the room divider makes more sense.

[@casmusthaii]

Plot Twist: This is Jay's house and making a house tour for us

[@gregfisher4147]

Guess Marble Hornets makes a little more sense now

[@crispyandspicy6813]

Pretty poetic that to reach the only place where you can clean yourself you have to go through the dirtiest room.

[@chaseryans4808]

Who could have guessed that out of all the videos he’s put out, THIS one would result in more drama than any other video on Jay’s channel

[@captaincrazycreative]

Wait what drama? Explain!

[@cameronscanlan1620]

​@CaptainCrazyCreative there is a video about reaction videos that Jay made, it should tell you everything you need to know

[@007southpaw]

i am utterly fascinated by this house. if you cleaned this place up, and i mean REALLY cleaned it up, made it perfect; i would LOVE to live in a house like this.

[@conmattang8492]

Tbh even the house in it's current state is fascinating enough for me to consider living in it... just maybe remove the urinal carpets

[@mamutepeq]

Looks like a nightmare to clean tho

[@janeeyre1990]

It's cool, but it would be such a nightmare for certain disabled people. Universal accessibility = an intuitive layout without lots of twists of turns that can be easily navigated by someone who's blind or uses a mobility aid (e.g., wheelchair). Imagine trying to map the layout of that house mentally if you can't see. There's literally a staircase to nowhere. And I can't imagine my mom, who's a six foot tall full-time power lift wheelchair user with the chair weighing 300 lbs, would have a good time trying to maneuver all those hallways and turns. Old houses are fun and charming, but they're often an inaccessible nightmare.

[@llamaniaman4002]

It would make a great group home for like college students or financially struggling individuals. Though you'd nerd at least four roommates to support such huge utility bills. No wonder the current occupants use it as a pirating business.

[@ashnicholson4251]

But why are 2 toilets together? And why is there only 1 bath that isn't in a bathroom? And why is there a urinal? I don't have this in my country, is this a thing that happens in America?

[@tookiwolfpaint5142]

As a child I was once staying at a former hotel that a family friend was taking care of. It was cavernous, empty, and cold. One day while looking for my brother I found myself lost, but as I retraced my steps I found that nothing seemed at all familiar to me. I was passing rows and rows of identical empty rooms. This went on for almost an hour, with me growing increasingly distressed, until I finally ran into my mom, who had been searching for me. It turned out that the hotel was split cleanly down the middle by a wall, with only one access point between the two halves. The memory is hazy, but I will always remember the foreboding feeling of being completely lost in this huge building, feeling totally alone, and having my sense of spatial awareness destroyed. This was worse.

[@HBMmaster]

I'll have you know that I still think about the "41 is a prime number" bit on a regular basis

[@FerHivore]

Jay finally finds a real TARDIS and spends the whole time roasting it.

[@dirtypure2023]

Those aren't burners. They're buffers for cleaning and buffing out scratches from discs. I used to work in a used game and movie store. That's the exact model we used.

[@EyeLean5280]

This house speaks of addiction, depression and probably financial catastrophe - low-hanging fruit, mostly, though the bathroom arrangement is admittedly very odd.

[@fujifilm5127]

If not one commercial bathroom in a residential house is strange. Try 4

[@evonnagale3045]

I bet this used to be a public building (a church, for example). The bathrooms not only had multiple toilets, but also a wall between the toilets and the sink. There is a door labeled "fire exit", which you would only do in a public building. There are more things, but I need sleep.

[@nicolepreissl9792]

@@evonnagale3045 yes and if it was a church for example, it would explain why there is a giant tub in the middle of nowhere, most likely a babtizing pool and then they just added the shower heads later.

[@RainIsMakingARainbow]

I was thinking the same thing. It’s bizarre to watch but also made me feel sad

[@robsemail]

@@nicolepreissl9792 yes, it might actually have once been a clergy house, which would have featured temporary housing for priests and bishops as well as, possibly, church or diocesan offices. I don’t remember hearing of a clergy house that included worship or baptismal space, but I guess why not?

[@Juliadrawsalot]

That “shower” in the back looks a heck of a lot like the baptismal booth at my church

[@patrickeg916]

I thought the same. Where the wall was on the other side would be the entrance from the other bathroom.

[@punkdigerati]

That's because it is, it was a church.

[@missladyanonymity]

I thought the same

[@alexandervecris1679]

@@missladyanonymity is your user name a Step Brothers reference?

[@crashschwarzen4642]

jesus and I thought my apartment was a mess

[@Milklover-p4g]

It is it’s just not.. this

[@Thomas_Schwarzenbacher]

LOL, so Jesus thinks your place is a mess? ;)

[@ernisato]

This feels like a Resident Evil mansion and you know there's been a murder or two in the past

[@Bilyb5579]

This looks like the fucking Baker mansion from resident evil 7

[@antares6167]

This feels like a house of five stereotypical neckbeards who are in a polyamorous relationship with each other and run some really shady business together

[@jackreid2664]

Modern living!

[@anthonyhoward4743]

it looks like a poice vid documenting a serial killers house.

[@creed8712]

Out of those five which one killed their communal baby by drowning it in the baptistery

[@paadoxal]

exactly, i gotta know the story of that house

[@pragmax]

The gang shower, just past the porn room, pretty much makes this the most believable explanation.

[@frenchmarty7446]

The guy who lives here is either a top 0.1% reseller on Amazon or has been unemployed for the last ten years.

[@an8strengthkobold360]

I think they are both

[@Ramsey276one]

Both?? XD

[@Shlungoidwungus]

He is indeed an Amazon reseller www.wlky.com/article/man-accused-of-selling-stolen-items-talks-to-wlky/3752661

[@davidwilson6577]

There are plenty of people clarifying that the weird bath is a baptismal pool. No-one is making the obvious joke of needing to get your spirit cleansed at every opportunity if living in this house. It's right there, guys. Just reach out and grab it.

[@Kortezxero]

Sold. You sold me on this house. As is, without anything being touched in the slightest. Just name your price. Well you know what? I'll sign this blank check and you fill it out at your discretion.

[@fischarl]

'the santa of the lamp'...I shouldn't be laughing as much as I am

[@Keylimelife]

Fun fact: the bath is actually a baptismal fount typically used by churches.

[@GELTONZ]

AH! To cleanse you not only of your dirt but also your sins! THAT'S why it's in the porn room!

[@plnkblue]

this house is a motel, music store, library, public bathroom, projection hall, and target storage room all rolled into one.

[@joesterstudios]

Sometimes I worry that Jay might become a "normal" KZbin channel. Then he releases something like this and I stop worrying.

[@PushyPushyPhoenix]

Truest words.

[@OogityBoogity82]

*She, she's trans

[@OogityBoogity82]

@@failfort7822 Oop, I didn't know. Sorry.

[@PushyPushyPhoenix]

@@OogityBoogity82 Who, Jay? As someone who avoids all other forms of social media, I wouldn't have known based on this channel alone; they haven't said anything about it (if memory serves, and much of the time it doesn't). So, Thanks for bringing it to our attention.🍍

[@PushyPushyPhoenix]

@@failfort7822 Appreciate the clarification. 🍍

[@nattmazzoni]

If you walk around this house for long enough you start being chased by a Minotaur

[@nikiyerbamate]

I can smell *exactly* how this house smells.

[@bobdolesrevenge]

I didn't until I read this comment and now I do and I'll never forgive you.

[@TheHungrySlug]

I have a bad imagination. You're gonna have to describe it for me. And the more detailed the description, the better.

[@Cheesehead_Caleb]

Oh man now that you mention it me too!

[@nikiyerbamate]

@@TheHungrySlug no you really have to have smelled the smell before to know

[@kimberleesi]

Well now I can too now that you mention it 🤢

[@TheRealVideoMurder]

this house looks like it existed as a funeral parlor or church at one point explaining the gender specific bathrooms with multiple toilets

[@nocturnefaust3500]

And the tub looks exactly like what my church uses for baptisms

[@AbandonedVoid]

It was a church

[@skep2923]

This house is an SCP that manifests boxes within itself.

[@valentinarchen3342]

I feel this is Hogwards' Room of Requirement truest form. Try finding a Horcrux in this hellhole

[@currentlyanon4958]

If it comes with all of the stuff inside, including the cat and the fizzy drinks, it's a good offer.

[@deRangutang]

"41 is a prime number, so this guy either has 41 feet or 1 foot" is probably the funniest thing I have EVER heard.

[@TheHungrySlug]

Or he could be the elusive three legged man. I can't prove it isn't true.

[@PolyChromium]

@@TheHungrySlug Three legs and two spare shoes

[@spooplegeist5260]

@@PolyChromium They’re slippers for a guest.

[@TrineDaely]

The layout alone makes it look like this was not originally a house, but you'd think when you convert it you'd take down the exit sign. I hope someone is taking care of the cat.

[@KobiAgu]

3:08 it's actually really common to have a microwave over the stove bc they come with vents on the bottom

[@sagebias2251]

Those are fantastic. I am putting one in my new kitchen.

[@asailijhijr]

A place in America called "Knob Creek" is like a town in the UK called "Penistone" or "Scunthorpe".

[@TecTitan]

Does this apply to door knobs?

[@Magic12553]

Yeah, that’d be ridiculous... oh

[@libbybollinger5901]

Or a street called Gropecunt lane. That would be really odd.

[@ctb3335]

@@libbybollinger5901 Don't tell me that's real. I am ashamed of my country if it is

[@telavivjake]

All those weirdos on Storage Wars would wet themselves over this house. And I say weirdos in the most endearing way possible.

[@shoutykenneth5115]

Technology has truly taken us to the next level of the where's Wally experience.

[@davidbrickey8733]

Yes this. You could make an excellent scavenger hunt game out of this house, and the sheer volume of territory to search through would really up the stakes.

[@homestuck_official]

This is how I decorate in Animal Crossing

[@MrFaeriePrincess]

"Where did I leave my other can of Monster?!" "It's on the upstairs kitchen desk." And the double toilet is obviously so you can poop and projectile vomit at the same time as you wander through your hellish labyrinth of a home.

[@Mael_Str0M]

This is nothing. My dad's a real estate agent, and as a kid, when I'd go with him to show houses, I saw some places near the city that _dwarfed_ this place.

[@jmanakajosh9354]

shoulda made a youtube channel back then

[@Mael_Str0M]

@@jmanakajosh9354 I was about 6 years old. The most I did then was watching LEGO Star Wars videos and having a Happy Meal. Dang that nostalgia.

[@jmanakajosh9354]

@@Mael_Str0M Lego star wars videos were good, they were funny and well done. And the Lego Batman movie was well done too.

[@konradkowalski1390]

This house looks like a creation of Josh from Let’s Game It Out “And there’s only one bathroom, all the way on the other side of the house. To get there you just have find your way through the maze of CD/DVD boxes, and pass the porn corridor!”

[@mellow_mallow]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY AJDBJSHSHS

[@pragmax]

"Oh, and I have to build a kitchen? Okay then. Here. Have two microwaves, and nowhere to store food."

[@mellow_mallow]

@@pragmax and we'll put the soda cartons like... yeah, just like that, covering the entire table so you can't even use it, that's perfect.

[@thisnameistimeless1937]

“Well nothing screams class like two toilets uncomfortably close to eachother, and well label the bathroom *wome* how stylish”

[@aster2157]

SKDKKE,KDMEM YOU’RE R I G H T- HHHHHHHHH /srs

[@yt20244account]

Love this video. Damn imagine if someone is eating dinner and getting payed for doing nothing but eating and doesn’t even tell anyone who the hell made the video. I guess that’s just Great Commentary

[@yt20244account]

@@yuh5019 ohhhhh idk I’ll remove my comment.

[@toxic_shr00m]

I am going to live here. No matter how long it takes, how much money, or how many people I must slay to get there. This is going to be my abode.

[@gj5748]

Same here.

[@samuraix558]

You're gonna have to fight me for it

[@amdyl]

best of luck

[@charlottesmom]

Cleaned up and with a few modifications it could be a nice roomy house.

[@lindaedvardsson4218]

But... its already mine..sooo?!...🤨

[@OLucasZanella]

Imagine being the guy with the normal, tidy room and thinking to yourself "yes, being roommates with these guys seems like a sane idea of a sane individual"

[@ScrotumCat]

Actually, microwaves over STOVES is common in the US.

[@charlottesmom]

Yup, we have always had them.

[@rugvedkulkarni1593]

Do you not have ventalation in your kitchen?

[@tyf.5111]

@@rugvedkulkarni1593 The microwave has a venting fan on the bottom. It is an extremely common set up in the US (I have one in my kitchen and in almost every single house I've lived in. Only lived in once place where we had to buy a standalone microwave).

[@jaymacnee2347]

I think Madame Winchester would be proud of how many rooms exist in this place.

[@rickykravitz374]

Imagine one of your coworkers that you always. envied for having the perfect looks and the perfect family, and he invites you over to his house to have dinner with the rest of his family and your all exited to see what his house looks like and you get there and its just this.

[@pinkajou656]

“Kyle failed us. You let us down, Kyle.” *She-Ra flashbacks intensify*

[@justsomerandomguy8210]

We do not talk about the wome room

[@tbotalpha8133]

I just realised that's the womens' bathroom. Still don't understand why it has two toilets though.

[@Cammibird1]

@@tbotalpha8133 I’m guessing they used to be stalls, though I can’t explain why anyone would have removed the stall doors but not the second toilet.

[@phantomkitten73]

This genuinely feels like a cosmic horror superstructure. It's so big, it's like a non-euclidean labyrinth from *House* of Leaves or NaissancE that fucks with your mind.

[@angush-k6329]

I was looking for a House Of Leaves comment! Also, what is NaissancE? PS: I spent a while trying to find out how to embed Never Gonna Give You Up in the house part to make it blue but I couldn't find out how i am sorry

[@crazybabysittertwin]

So many 5½ minute hallways!

[@giftedfox4748]

Glad people are still coming by to you to watch this. That house is pretty crazy and it would be a shame if a random lazy streamer would play this as a filler for his off time.

[@KevinM491]

microwaves over the range must be an American thing, they usually have a fan on the bottom.

[@droidika11]

Yes very common in north america.

[@kobloo]

It is, it's a more recent trend, probably last ten years at most.

[@Ozymandias2x]

@@kobloo Our house has had one for at least 15.

[@GrinMonister]

@@kobloo my parents bought their house in the 90s with a microwave above the stove.

[@keyofpop]

I was looking for this comment because I thought the exact same thing. "It must be an American thing. Ive always had one over the stoves in my houses. Although my mother tore hers down. She hated it.

[@officerbucktuddrussel394]

I'm really curious on how Jay came across this house in the first place....

[@lyrqk5829]

It's just been making the rounds on The Internet, someone probably stumbled across it somehow (no shit). I wonder how many more houses like this are just sitting on the internet in full 3D view, just waiting to be shamed.

[@quonit37]

I found it a few weeks earlier through a tumblr post, so I'm assuming it's been rolling around on social media

[@officerbucktuddrussel394]

@@lyrqk5829 Ahh that makes sense. Honestly if that house was cleaned up, the irregularities were fixed(like the shower, double tiolet and microwave above the stove) and a bit of renovation so that the kitchen, dining room and bedroom were separate I wouldn't mind living there.

[@enimo9241]

he has said he was interested in architecture when he was at school so maybe it has to do with that

[@jimger9978]

He might have seen Wilbur soot's video/stream

[@matt9060]

"It's faster to switch toilets then to unclog one" -Some COD player probably

[@KairiCatVideos]

hey two toilets next two each other is cute! I like going to the restroom with my partner so we can talk and hold hands while we go ploppy lol (okay yeah nvm its pretty cursed)

[@whatis4295]

Hey! You're famous now!

[@KairiCatVideos]

@@whatis4295 -_-

[@WasatchWind]

The toilet thing to me is the weirdest thing ever. I've decided that even with a serious significant other, no one wants to watch you poo.

[@KairiCatVideos]

@@WasatchWind my fiancée and I are really really REALLY weird 😅

[@rubydrops6744]

The house was a daycare once. That set up is found in daycares sometimes.

[@yeoldpepsi]

"41 is a prime number so he either has 41 feet.." Big.. ***Big*** brain moment

[@toxic_shr00m]

You didn't write the part of the joke that was actually clever. "1, 1 foot" As in, the process of prime numbers

[@powerofanime1]

12:00 - Oh my goodness. OH MY GOODNESS, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! It's a Baptismal Pool! This place was once a CHURCH!

[@kuchenjaeger2164]

This feels like a walking sim, where you have to use environmental clues to figure out the story.