Cinematic Excrement: Episode 65 - Left Behind

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Cinematic Excrement

Cinematic Excrement

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@dantheman931
@dantheman931 9 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Nic Cage is currently dealing with tax problems. That should answer any questions about why he agreed to do this movie.
@Dreigonix
@Dreigonix 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: it wasn’t the Rapture, it was the Snapture and the people have just been decanonized by Thanos.
@AmishParadise27
@AmishParadise27 9 жыл бұрын
My father who is a Christian mind you watched this movie on pay-per-view without having any idea that it was a rapture movie... and even HE turned it off 10 minutes in. He later told me, and I quote... "it sucked."
@Thomasmemoryscentral
@Thomasmemoryscentral 9 жыл бұрын
will you share this review with your father? You 2 can have some fun watching Sean make fun of it. Also I realized 2 things: 1. Sean's comment on the jump scares, they're resorting now to what most modern horror films now do for a cheap scare? 2. How nothing happens most of the time. So basically it's doing what the Twilight movies do a lot?
@AmishParadise27
@AmishParadise27 9 жыл бұрын
***** My father doesn't like a lot of harsh swears so I don't think it's a smart idea to share Sean's review with him.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 2 жыл бұрын
20:27 Church Lady saying “How convenient!” never fails to amuse me.
@nathaniellevesque2782
@nathaniellevesque2782 9 жыл бұрын
18:25 Actually there are 2 deadly sins in Hollywood. 1) Boredom 2) Inability to be Profitable
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@drakkenmensch
@drakkenmensch 7 жыл бұрын
Third sin: failure to allow Nicolas Cage to do a freakout.
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 7 жыл бұрын
Silver Dragon lol
@catfoy8888
@catfoy8888 7 жыл бұрын
Fourth sin jump scares
@jennifermoriarty2188
@jennifermoriarty2188 7 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Levesque 5th sin is repeating the same dumb down plot again and again. 6th toning down violence and story to get a pg 13 to max profits.
@silverclawedwolf
@silverclawedwolf 9 жыл бұрын
My family and I are Christians and together we were laughing our asses off at how horrible this movie was when we watched it on DVD , we spent most of the movie arguing over whether or not Nick Cage's hair was a toupee. (I still say it is.)
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 9 жыл бұрын
Well, it's clear the entire budget went into hiring big-name actors. By the end the only budget that had left would only allow for half a skinned beaver and some dust bunnies.
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Eric Benavidez Way to start a dialogue. BTW, they posted that comment five years ago.
@davidcokeley2918
@davidcokeley2918 4 жыл бұрын
Yes Earthquake's have always happened so when Jesus says there will be earthquakes he means like have never happened before kind of like in movies when they say I'll give you a signal and they say what's the signal and they reply you'll know when it happens lol
@davidcokeley2918
@davidcokeley2918 4 жыл бұрын
People die all the time for many reasons it's going to happen to everyone so what's it matter how
@mnirwin5112
@mnirwin5112 3 жыл бұрын
It sure doesn't do much for God, does it ...
@PoeticProse7
@PoeticProse7 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, that use of the Airplane! clip, that was the most brilliant insert in comedic critic history!
@HenshinHeroesMedia
@HenshinHeroesMedia 5 жыл бұрын
Even endgame has a better idea of a rapture.
@PoeticProse7
@PoeticProse7 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@brodiecrain13
@brodiecrain13 8 жыл бұрын
anyone else think Nick cage should have been cast as the Anti-christ
@schwarzerritter5724
@schwarzerritter5724 8 жыл бұрын
I can picture it in my head. When he is talking he goes from subdued to completely psychotic mid-sentence and back.
@davidspring4003
@davidspring4003 8 жыл бұрын
I CREATE LIFE! ...and i destroy it...
@brodiecrain13
@brodiecrain13 8 жыл бұрын
***** no cast him as either god or Jesus
@dylantennant6594
@dylantennant6594 8 жыл бұрын
Ash Kitt how do you cast God, doesn't the bible describe his a internal fire, that doesn't burn anything.
@davidspring4003
@davidspring4003 8 жыл бұрын
Dylan Tennant eternal, not internal
@Domino365
@Domino365 9 жыл бұрын
Let's face it. Nick just needed the money.
@Darkslayer289
@Darkslayer289 9 жыл бұрын
Hell, everyone just did it for the paycheck.
@MazTheOriginalGod
@MazTheOriginalGod 5 жыл бұрын
Nick is always in the need of money. Because stupid desitions.
@alexthemoviemanoutofmymind7897
@alexthemoviemanoutofmymind7897 3 жыл бұрын
He did buy a castle
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's Nicholas Cage. He just appears in random nonsense for the hell of it.
@Kurai_69420
@Kurai_69420 9 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or was "This is the End" the best rapture movie to date?
@29AndreG
@29AndreG 9 жыл бұрын
DovahSpy Yes. At least in This is The End they spent money on effects, sets and big named actors. Even that episode of American Dad is a better rapture story.
@mintstarmari
@mintstarmari 5 жыл бұрын
"Why are natural disasters a sign now if they've existed since the world was formed?" Amen to that. I am a christian and this is a lame excuse for scaremongering.
@fangal12
@fangal12 5 жыл бұрын
I'm also a Christian and it makes me sick to my stomach when preachers go on TV and imply that a hurricane or earthquake hit a certain location because of gays or some other sin yet when something hits their neck of the woods crickets....
@katherineheasley6196
@katherineheasley6196 3 жыл бұрын
And they get you coming and going, too! There are natural disasters and wars in the world? Sign of the End Times! Things calm down? People are saying "peace and safety," which is another Sign of the End Times!
@mintstarmari
@mintstarmari 3 жыл бұрын
@@katherineheasley6196 Oh, so this can be summed up as: Oh, it’s a rainy day. Then the lord must be coming.
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 Жыл бұрын
@@mintstarmari exactly 😂
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 Жыл бұрын
It’s encouraging to know that there are Christians out there who see these sort of movies for the nonsense they are.
@rossmallo
@rossmallo 9 жыл бұрын
You can tell that Cage REALLY didn't want to be here. He can usually make bad movies amazing, like Wickerman, but in this case you can really tell that he's thinking of his next house repayment to get him through the film.
@Zice033
@Zice033 9 жыл бұрын
I actually saw this movie theatrically. Why? Like I told the ticket person who sold me the ticket, "It's Nicholas Cage in a religious movie, it should be hilarious!" It was not. I thank you for that review.
@moonman375
@moonman375 9 жыл бұрын
Sean, your acting and facial expression get funnier (in a good way) as the series goes on. You're one of my favourite youtubers
@dragonmaster613
@dragonmaster613 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he should go into Acting.
@storkksoundmedia7778
@storkksoundmedia7778 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite videos of yours are the “faith based” film takedowns.
@MisterTutor2010
@MisterTutor2010 9 жыл бұрын
If someone introduced himself as Rayford Steele, my response would be "Very funny but seriously dude, what's your real name?" :)
@piotrsegal9528
@piotrsegal9528 6 жыл бұрын
It's Cypher Rage.
@Malkmusianful
@Malkmusianful 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Cameron "Buck" Williams. "Seriously, they call you 'Buck'?" - Nicolae Carpathia fighting with Rayford and Cameron on top of a mountain in my ideal Left Behind
@johnwhite7219
@johnwhite7219 5 жыл бұрын
Porn Name?
@ApocryphalDude
@ApocryphalDude 4 жыл бұрын
Detective Savage Rage!
@SpamEggSausage
@SpamEggSausage 4 жыл бұрын
and the little boy is named Ramy??
@Wizkid490
@Wizkid490 9 жыл бұрын
Cage even looks completely disinterested in the Poster...
@milesmorales897
@milesmorales897 9 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the George Carlin reference! LMAO
@ajustice6794
@ajustice6794 9 жыл бұрын
I did as well.
@TiciTotyTony
@TiciTotyTony 9 жыл бұрын
I miss George Carlin A Comedian and philosopher
@pluto545
@pluto545 9 жыл бұрын
AndrewsFaceTime ... like an abusive boyfriend.
@JesseColton
@JesseColton 7 жыл бұрын
ME TOO that was the best moment!!
@Betta66
@Betta66 6 жыл бұрын
That and the Dangeresque reference
@pathofdragonsradio
@pathofdragonsradio 3 жыл бұрын
My buddy loves bad movies, like REALLY loves watching bad movies. He paid to see Cats in theaters bcuz he "had to know" and he still found it okay. And yet, I remember him paying to see Left Behind in theaters and when we met up afterwards, he told me he had actually walked out with half the audience. The other half, he said, were roaring with laughter. Apparently, the Rapture flash scene was given the same vocal energy as a sports commentator during a soccer game when a player scores a goal. 🤣
@DatBrasss
@DatBrasss 8 жыл бұрын
As a Christian and a person with moderately good taste in movies, this movie is just... terrible. I can't handle how bad this is.
@devekut2
@devekut2 4 жыл бұрын
stop it. you have no taste.
@ApocryphalDude
@ApocryphalDude 4 жыл бұрын
Do you keep that they pander to you or that they feel entitled to your wallet?
@devekut2
@devekut2 4 жыл бұрын
@Darth Zado Again? I already got your HIV from the last time.
@HoopsAndDinoMan
@HoopsAndDinoMan 9 жыл бұрын
17:40 If only Cage had said that in the actual movie.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 6 жыл бұрын
HoopsAndDinoMan If he did, that might have been enough to save this movie.
@nukritik2933
@nukritik2933 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@m3llo8an4t0s
@m3llo8an4t0s 9 жыл бұрын
It just occurred to me that the rapture could work pretty well as a premise for a black comedy. There's so many scenarios you could create with the random disappearances, social and religious commentary, or just plain highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Of course, that would need a much more creative ,well, creator with no religious agenda.
@Yeen125
@Yeen125 7 жыл бұрын
mello8anatos Does Seth Rogen's "This Is The End" count?
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 6 жыл бұрын
Gage M. Yeah, I was thinking that exact same thing! That is literally the plot of This is the End!
@fermintenava5911
@fermintenava5911 5 жыл бұрын
Where's Monty Python when you need them?
@marccolten9801
@marccolten9801 5 жыл бұрын
American Dad did a pretty good version of it.
@SpamEggSausage
@SpamEggSausage 4 жыл бұрын
@@fermintenava5911 If Graham Chapman and Terry Jones were still alive this could be the sequel to Life of Brian. I'd watch the shit out of that.
@metademetra
@metademetra 9 жыл бұрын
I've said this once and I will say it again: I find it really annoying that the only good Christian movies are animated(Prince of Egypt) and not directly Christian in writing(Bruce Almighty and Chronicles of Narnia). I'd count The Ten Commandments but I haven't seen it, so I can't
@LavenousForever
@LavenousForever 9 жыл бұрын
I know!! Most movies do not portray God or the bible right! For example.... "Noah". What was that crap?! It was entertaining but not good in the way it was supposed to be!
@metademetra
@metademetra 9 жыл бұрын
LavenousForever There was another one based off the story of Hosea that wasn't "awful", but it felt like a high school play. Then there was a Family man knock off (yes there exists a family man knock off. Believe it or not it did at least two things better than it). And then Fire Proof was okay. Then we have Saved...heheheh...*burns it with a blowtorch* A lot of these are at least tolerable, but they are kinda...unmemorable. Like seriously I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to top Prince of Egypt.
@sonicjrjr14
@sonicjrjr14 9 жыл бұрын
LavenousForever Honest, I'd say Noah is the closest thing to a great biblical adaptation we've had in DECADES!
@Pooky1991
@Pooky1991 9 жыл бұрын
Rather you're religious or not, the bible has some pretty badass and interesting stories. You would think movies would be able to make them awesome.
@1r0zz
@1r0zz 9 жыл бұрын
Pooky1991 like all mythologies... and I AM a CHRISTIAN...
@WinterSteele
@WinterSteele 9 жыл бұрын
Two of my favorite channels reviewing the same movie on the same day?! Truly, this is a blessed KZbin occasion! :-D
@tesshorrorshow336
@tesshorrorshow336 7 жыл бұрын
....I want to give this video a like. I really do. But it currently has 666 likes. And ruining that miracle would destroy a little piece of my soul.
@yuyaricachimuel555
@yuyaricachimuel555 3 жыл бұрын
Well....
@ryandowney9383
@ryandowney9383 10 ай бұрын
"Better idea for The Rapture: Take away all the stupid people and leave the rest of us in peace." That's pretty much what the Rapture is!
@HoopsAndDinoMan
@HoopsAndDinoMan 9 жыл бұрын
4:42 I fucking died at that part! Seriously, I could watch that bit all day.
@ryandowney8743
@ryandowney8743 5 жыл бұрын
It says a lot when your supposedly "loving God" has a similar plan as Thanos.
@SH0CKM4NPWN3R
@SH0CKM4NPWN3R 4 жыл бұрын
the difference is thanos isnt the creator of everything
@ryandowney8743
@ryandowney8743 4 жыл бұрын
@@SH0CKM4NPWN3R The similarity between Thanos and God is that they are both not real. The difference between Thanos and God is that no one is stupid enough to believe that Thanos is real.
@boss180888
@boss180888 4 жыл бұрын
it says nothing because the rapture is made up, 19th century shit if i'm not off
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 9 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah. Time for Ninja Turtles. Or as *I* like to call it, "Transformers 5 Only the Robots are Turtles Instead."
@DamianDarkholme
@DamianDarkholme 9 жыл бұрын
"This is the end" makes all other rapture movies unnecessary.
@DonnaBrooks
@DonnaBrooks 4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised I never heard of that one! Gonna have to check YT to see if there are some reviews of it I can watch.
@DamianDarkholme
@DamianDarkholme 4 жыл бұрын
@@DonnaBrooks Heads up, it's a comedy.
@2111jade
@2111jade 9 жыл бұрын
I love your reviews man. I think I religiously, pun intended, started watching a review a couple years ago. I watched cinematic sin's "last airbender" and saw your Last Airbender movie review. The rest is history from there.
@hemmingwayfan
@hemmingwayfan 8 жыл бұрын
"Why are all these natural disasters suddenly signs of the end of the world?" Well if you listen to this movie's target audience it's because gay marriage is legal in the US.
@WiiDSRebeL
@WiiDSRebeL Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love your unique critiques of Christian culture. I feel like I have been too close to the problem for too long and appreciate the different perspective
@esthermedina6080
@esthermedina6080 Жыл бұрын
The fact the smeghead doesnt have a million followers is a crime. The guy is genius!
@DeniseFaraday
@DeniseFaraday 9 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Sean, once again for your continuing successful efforts in entertaining us with your unique reviews of great and crappy movies! Between CE, MST3K, and Rifftrax, I'll never have a day without laughter!
@monstrouspegasister
@monstrouspegasister 5 жыл бұрын
As an atheist, I think you did amazing work on this review. And the cherry on top was that Homestar Runner reference.
@XxSilverTipxX
@XxSilverTipxX 9 жыл бұрын
I love these videos so much!!! Thanks for the upload!!! :D
@Dreigonix
@Dreigonix 3 жыл бұрын
Just noticed the REALLY SUBTLE Chick-Fil-A product placement at 9:41. Because even in an unrelated movie, we really gotta stick it to those gays. /s
@2wingo
@2wingo 9 жыл бұрын
In this movie's defense (God, I feel dirty just typing those words) the Bible makes it pretty clear that, while God is GOOD, He is not by any means NICE. He's shown us the way out of this mess we've made for ourselves, but He's not going to hold our hands the whole way.
@TheKeyser94
@TheKeyser94 9 жыл бұрын
Actually, the Bible contradict itself whatever "God" is good or bad. Theological doctrines: 1. God is satisfied with his works Gen 1:31 God is dissatisfied with his works. Gen 6:6 2. God dwells in chosen temples 2 Chron 7:12,16 God dwells not in temples Acts 7:48 3. God dwells in light Tim 6:16 God dwells in darkness 1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2 4. God is seen and heard Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/ Ex 24:9-11 God is invisible and cannot be heard John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16 5. God is tired and rests Ex 31:17 God is never tired and never rests Is 40:28 6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21 God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all things Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8 7. God knows the hearts of men Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3 God tries men to find out what is in their heart Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12 8. God is all powerful Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26 God is not all powerful Judg 1:19 9. God is unchangeable James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/ Num 23:19 God is changeable Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam 2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/ Ex 33:1,3,17,14 10. God is just and impartial Ps 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/ Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25 God is unjust and partial Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom 9:11-13/ Matt 13:12 11. God is the author of evil Lam 3:38/ Jer 18:11/ Is 45:7/ Amos 3:6/ Ezek 20:25 God is not the author of evil 1 Cor 14:33/ Deut 32:4/ James 1:13 12. God gives freely to those who ask James 1:5/ Luke 11:10 God withholds his blessings and prevents men from receiving them John 12:40/ Josh 11:20/ Is 63:17 13. God is to be found by those who seek him Matt 7:8/ Prov 8:17 God is not to be found by those who seek him Prov 1:28 14. God is warlike Ex 15:3/ Is 51:15 God is peaceful Rom 15:33/ 1 Cor 14:33 15. God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive, and ferocious Jer 13:14/ Deut 7:16/ 1 Sam 15:2,3/ 1 Sam 6:19 God is kind, merciful, and good James 5:11/ Lam 3:33/ 1 Chron 16:34/ Ezek 18:32/ Ps 145:9/ 1 Tim 2:4/ 1 John 4:16/ Ps 25:8 16. God's anger is fierce and endures long Num 32:13/ Num 25:4/ Jer 17:4 God's anger is slow and endures but for a minute Ps 103:8/ Ps 30:5 17. God commands, approves of, and delights in burnt offerings, sacrifices ,and holy days Ex 29:36/ Lev 23:27/ Ex 29:18/ Lev 1:9 God disapproves of and has no pleasure in burnt offerings, sacrifices, and holy days. Jer 7:22/ Jer 6:20/ Ps 50:13,4/ Is 1:13,11,12 18. God accepts human sacrifices 2 Sam 21:8,9,14/ Gen 22:2/ Judg 11:30-32,34,38,39 God forbids human sacrifice Deut 12:30,31 19. God tempts men Gen 22:1/ 2 Sam 24:1/ Jer 20:7/ Matt 6:13 God tempts no man James 1:13 20. God cannot lie Heb 6:18 God lies by proxy; he sends forth lying spirits t deceive 2 Thes 2:11/ 1 Kings 22:23/ Ezek 14:9 21. Because of man's wickedness God destroys him Gen 6:5,7 Because of man's wickedness God will not destroy him Gen 8:21 22. God's attributes are revealed in his works. Rom 1:20 God's attributes cannot be discovered Job 11:7/ Is 40:28 23. There is but one God Deut 6:4 There is a plurality of gods Gen 1:26/ Gen 3:22/ Gen 18:1-3/ 1 John 5:7
@WingedWyrm
@WingedWyrm 9 жыл бұрын
2wingo I wouldn't say that the bile makes clear that God is good. I would say that it *claims* that God is good. But, in writing, there tends to be this show-don't-tell rule.
@TheKeyser94
@TheKeyser94 9 жыл бұрын
WingedWyrm Actually it contradict itself a lot in that regard.
@morehero1
@morehero1 8 жыл бұрын
+TheKeyser94 About the iron chariots, the Israelites once lost a battle because one soldier kept some loot for himself, and Eli's sons lost the ark of the covenant to the philistines because they were giving the tabernacle a bad name. In one battle victory or defeat depended on whether Moses could keep his arms in the air. Whether someone will win or lose depends entirely on what God decides and you will win only on his conditions. Besides they beat the iron chariots a short time later.
@mnirwin5112
@mnirwin5112 3 жыл бұрын
" ... argl fargl blargl mysterious ways." I really have to remember that one. :D
@JustinSimpson
@JustinSimpson 9 жыл бұрын
Great job once again, Sean! I take my hat off to you for watching some of the biggest "Cinematic Excrement," out there. I can't wait for your next video. I've watched the Cinema Snob Midnight Screening of this movie, so it was good to see your take along with actual clips.
@NoscoSays
@NoscoSays 9 жыл бұрын
Apparently LaHaye hated this adaptation as well. I saw a quote from him where he stated' “It’s probably the worst script I’ve ever read... And I’ve read scores of them.” So, yeah, there is that also... And in terms of the "If God is good why do bad things happen" argument, I think it's a case of the writers of Christians films (A) never really having to wrestle with that question themselves and sort it out, and (B) lacking the skill to place themselves on both sides of the issue and write competent, compelling arguments, which is a MUST for a good portrayal of a debate in a film or play.
@MonochromeTrouble
@MonochromeTrouble 9 жыл бұрын
Should have left that choir girl in Face/Off alone, Nic.
@alyssamcintosh5868
@alyssamcintosh5868 7 жыл бұрын
14:23-14:34 I lost it with the satellite part. "Did the satellites get raptured too?! I'm pretty sure the satellites don't believe in Jesus. *looks up* Dirty heathens." 😅😅😅😅. I guess their belief is UFOs and technology.
@jayt9608
@jayt9608 2 жыл бұрын
I am a Christian, and I enjoyed that moment as well.
@beejls
@beejls 2 жыл бұрын
Going back to watch your old reviews. I have to say, they're all aging very well. Honestly have no idea why you have so few subscribers. You definitely deserve more; maybe it's the name of your channel. Anyway, I enjoy your film reviews.
@liampendergast8670
@liampendergast8670 9 жыл бұрын
Great review as always. I look forward to that Saving Christmas review whenever it comes.
@sunkces6893
@sunkces6893 9 жыл бұрын
I have wanted this video for so long!
@coolcatstudios3665
@coolcatstudios3665 4 жыл бұрын
22:31 WTF is the deal with the audio quality here?
@clumsytriangle2436
@clumsytriangle2436 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome, thanks, my daily chuckle
@tobi888100
@tobi888100 9 жыл бұрын
Sweet, I needed something to cheer me up!
@alisterfolson
@alisterfolson 3 жыл бұрын
"Half the population disappeared? This makes me smile. " - Thanos
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 9 жыл бұрын
WOW. This had only TEN views when I left it for just three minutes and it ALREADY has more than tripled that.
@Happymali10
@Happymali10 4 жыл бұрын
The biggest crime of this movie is that they destroyed a pretty decent Saab.
@WingedWyrm
@WingedWyrm 9 жыл бұрын
To answer your question at 6:35 the answer is, regarding those natural disasters that have always been happening, "look, a blimp!". Alternatively, the answer may be "shut up." I hope this helps you understand.
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 Жыл бұрын
God is portrayed as a sociopathic monster in the Bible, so the fact he considers anyone innocent is surprising.
@fredolsen9227
@fredolsen9227 3 жыл бұрын
Great Video. You did however miss the Little Person Toss at the end of the film. This made my friend and I howl with laughter.
@firelilly1000
@firelilly1000 9 жыл бұрын
Dude, sorry I just now clicked the video and haven't seen the whole review yet but I gotta say this whilte its fresh! That shirt is f*cking awesome! Now that that's said I'm going to watch the review :)
@PoeticProse7
@PoeticProse7 5 ай бұрын
"That's just stupid." (Denis Villeneuve stands, salutes) Challenge accepted, Mr. Smeg. Behold the cinematic masterpiece that is Dune part 2! 😊
@GabyGeorge1996
@GabyGeorge1996 8 жыл бұрын
10:08 isn't that the mall from "Odd Thomas"?
@jimbrown5091
@jimbrown5091 5 жыл бұрын
I was moonlighting in a book store in the fall of 2000. We could barely keep these books on the shelf...
@jacobpalmer2572
@jacobpalmer2572 4 жыл бұрын
How come?
@kai_plays_khomus
@kai_plays_khomus 11 ай бұрын
The old lady might appear innocent now, but she could have had an abortion in 1952 or something..
@Daremo6969
@Daremo6969 4 жыл бұрын
Haha, Nick Cage. There is a meme out from a while ago of Cage sitting in a restaurant holding his hand up when offered a basket of rolls (saying he doesn't want them) and the caption was, Nicolas Cage finally refuses a roll.
@sarademoor
@sarademoor 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about the 'No kissing' as an actor. Years ago there was this real life couple of singers. She got cast as Snow White and she refused to get kissed by the actor playing the Prince. Dude, you auditioned for SNOW WHITE, you knew what was coming xD They recast her, after all the posters were already printed. I wonder how she had avoided it all through rehearsals xD
@jerraldwest8531
@jerraldwest8531 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was a kid, my mother had me convinced the rapture was going to happen any time, and forced my siblings and I to watch any movie about the biblical end times that she can get her hands on.... And one of them was Kirk Cameron's left behind.
@hatuletoh
@hatuletoh 3 жыл бұрын
You know, it's funny--half a millenia ago, religion and religious people were the motivation for, and patrons and creators of, the finest art in the Western world. It was so good that the best pieces are still revered today as priceless cultural treasures made by peerless masters whose names we still remember, like Michelangelo. But somewhere in the intervening centuries, religious people completely and utterly lost their artistic tastes, and now the stupidest, hackiest, shittiest propaganda is the only type of art that religion--at least christianity--produces; and it's definitely the variety of art that christians--at least the born again variety--prefer. There's a subtextual message there, I think.
@kevingiven3463
@kevingiven3463 5 жыл бұрын
Most faith-based movies are made by people who don't know film making, but that is starting to change with "I Can Only Imagine." good direction, acting, and pacing plus the best performance by Dennis Quaid of his career.
@Drago-ef5mo
@Drago-ef5mo 9 жыл бұрын
7:28 FUNNIEST MOMENT IN THIS LOONEY TUNES EPISODE EVER. Daffy falls for it every time
@bboythekidstudios
@bboythekidstudios 9 жыл бұрын
A Rapture movie involving airplanes that isn't Bioshock? For shame Hollywood, for shame!
@terrancethetentaclemonster9169
@terrancethetentaclemonster9169 9 жыл бұрын
They made a Left Behind movie and they didn't include Carpathia? But, he was the only enjoyable part of the stories...
@sherlynnjunior3734
@sherlynnjunior3734 4 жыл бұрын
Years of the Beast is a very good Christian film from around 1982. It is on KZbin.
@faze_buendia9514
@faze_buendia9514 3 жыл бұрын
The old lady on the plane probably killed her first husband in order to marry the one she was with on the plane. She's been living with that secret during their entire marriage. That's why she didn't get snapped away
@quirknerd
@quirknerd 9 жыл бұрын
Not sure if I should be excited about your next review or scared that it'll give me shell-shock.
@JayRedGear
@JayRedGear 7 жыл бұрын
what was the music used in the beginning of the video?
@Mike-ks6qu
@Mike-ks6qu 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh so happy to see George thrown in there. Well done sir👏👏
@171QA
@171QA 9 жыл бұрын
I was waiting a long time for this. XD
@EYTPS
@EYTPS 7 жыл бұрын
The jumpscare was the best part of the movie
@Tillennium
@Tillennium 5 жыл бұрын
After Avengers Inifinity War and Endgame there is a new question: Was it God or Thanos who caused the Rapture?
@BrickBoy1894
@BrickBoy1894 5 жыл бұрын
Well... does it really count as the Rapture if it was undone?
@markshulusky6680
@markshulusky6680 3 жыл бұрын
"You can see the clouds through her head". That's nothing, if the people who believe in this stand sideways, you can see daylight on the other side when you look in their ear.
@utubinator
@utubinator 9 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say that opinions on religion aside, the fact that a movie is based on faith doesn't make it automatically bad, and some faith based movies are quite good. This one certainly isn't, just saying in general.
@jwhaler82
@jwhaler82 6 жыл бұрын
The problem with this movie is the 'naner' factor. The movie makes a clear distinction between believer and non-believer and kinda makes the believers act like their better b/c we're more faithful. It then whisks the believers up to heaven and focuses on the people who weren't good enough to get into heaven. "Naner, naner, naner!"
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 Жыл бұрын
2:54 and The Ten Commandments (1956).
@jkseraphim4
@jkseraphim4 9 жыл бұрын
I really like your shirt where did you buy it?
@hokonphenomenology
@hokonphenomenology 7 жыл бұрын
Flash of light and then vanished? Clearly Asgard teleporter technology. Given the context, probably Loki.
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the third movie in the direct to video adaptations is based on the last fifty some odd PAGES of the second book.
@babaschwein4308
@babaschwein4308 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't planes like the ones in this movie equipped with some kind of device (TCAS?) to help prevent collisions by coordinating evasive maneuvers?
@dannycomellas
@dannycomellas 3 жыл бұрын
19:04 there are plenty of pastors that become pastors, then lose faith. Because they have no other skills, they continue ministering. The Clergy Project is a thing.
@richardferguson9663
@richardferguson9663 8 жыл бұрын
You asked a good question at around 12:45, about senile adults having the minds of children and therefore innocent. But the flaw is in your premise of innocent and how judgment plays a role in it. Judgment, and God's judgment in particular, is not based on how your mind is now, but what you have done. Since babies and very small children have not consciously chosen to do wrong or evil, they did not violate God's law. The senile old woman has. Maybe not that day, maybe not even recently, but has broken God's law, fully aware that what she was choosing to do was wrong.
@JohnDonovan1968
@JohnDonovan1968 11 ай бұрын
Didn't the Comedy movie This Is The End (2013) did the same thing? But it was much better.
@MrThischarmingman2
@MrThischarmingman2 9 жыл бұрын
Could you review God's Not Dead?
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 4 жыл бұрын
7:20 actual conversation between Richard Dawkins and Ken ham
@barrywerdell2614
@barrywerdell2614 5 жыл бұрын
Two things: 1) I mistakenly thought this was a slasher movie about a killer who collects Left butt-cheeks. 2) The rapture, as defined in this movie actually happened but it was just a couple of people and no one noticed.
@shnick1990
@shnick1990 9 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, the next review is going to be on Michael Bay's TMNT movie?
@satanofficial3902
@satanofficial3902 Жыл бұрын
"Once you go full crocoduck, you never go back." ---Albert Einstein
@Timothy4468
@Timothy4468 9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that airplane (crashes at 11:08) isn't CGI. Maybe in the first shot, where it drops out of the sky, but in the two or three following shots where it hits the car, it looks practical to me.
@CyberSpider35
@CyberSpider35 3 жыл бұрын
Well after seeing this movie I guess better to be sinner. Idea of disappearing like that scaring the shit out of me.
@jwhaler82
@jwhaler82 9 жыл бұрын
I have two words for this movie; BRASS SERPENT!
@Lufienthedarklord
@Lufienthedarklord 9 жыл бұрын
Personally I thought I was the only one wondering why the one Muslim guy was left behind. Bigoted much?
@HenryvKeiper
@HenryvKeiper 9 жыл бұрын
7:20 - Pretty much any religious debate I've seen on Facebook...
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 9 жыл бұрын
The 2000 version was better as far as i'm concerned, and only because it had a "plot."
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