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[@YourLocalCatboy]

Broke: Медведь Woke: Meabeab

[@ammagon4519]

He prolly read it as Meabeab.

[@0L3N7]

@@ammagon4519 медведь блять

[@BrassWing]

Sorry i don't see a difference

[@ArcticArmy]

You see, the д looks like an A. So it's Meabeab.

[@booty_hunter4207]

If you dont correct it to meabeab I'll be under your bed tonight

[@Lily-fg5tg]

What if you Wanted to go to heaven But волк said Raise taxes

[@InvalidOS]

Волк said socialism, then, he said communism.

[@InconspicuousGardenGnome]

Meabeab cracked me up hard

[@zajoch2005]

Haha, unless

[@zane.2635]

@Degdar Tumenbayev ok medved

[@James-bn9bj]

BoЛk

[@MeboDotExe]

Humour then: *well structured, thought-out joke* Humour now: *_волк_*

[@parsakondori]

onehb

[@danovy3415]

Bezumno mozhno bit Bonkom

[@добрыйчебурек]

@@danovy3415 Bonk ne lev, v cirke ne vistupaet

[@lila_senpai2106]

@@добрыйчебурек v cirke*

[@paniniman6555]

волк

[@sbras8363]

Как говорится: Bonk слабее льва и тигра, но в цирке не выступает

[@Stanser_Lagrange]

Слабее чем неб и тнрп.

[@rufusufusus65]

Бонк слабее мибиба

[@СашаКовалевский-у4я]

Bonk слабее neb и turp, но в цирке не выступает.

[@0ffTheL1ne]

@@СашаКовалевский-у4я ТУРП БЛЯХАХАХВХАХ

[@beto4ka119]

@@СашаКовалевский-у4я ХААХАХААХА TURP ХАХАХААХ

[@ascendedcat260]

My sense of humor a couple years ago: Well thought out and structured jokes My sense of humor now: Consulting a Russian wolf for financial advice

[@kashhenk958]

a s c e n d e d c a t Bonk

[@rowcastjojo6497]

@@kashhenk958 волк

[@sootera7298]

Kash Henkelman mebeab

[@kaptein1247]

bonk

[@sagerotusj7504]

Mebeeb

[@ZFilms1946]

Unwell mayor asks stray wolf for financial advice

[@justeliot]

Wolf? Did you want to say волк?

[@StarSwisss]

Sounds like Soviet Russia to me

[@hiboomer1191]

Help

[@essoke]

I am Russian)) Wolf-like Волк,bear-like медведь

[@chvk]

>Game is in Russian >The Natural Disaster voice is in English >Temperature is Fahrenheit hmmm

[@Ham-Prince]

Game is having a BIG BRAIN moment

[@dickiller2199]

Mr Worldwide

[@shadyfier898]

Crossover episode

[@bappodabonk]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@alexstenin4530]

Кажется, теперь я знаю, кто занимается градостроительными вопросами Новосибирска...

[@yarraidalg]

салам землякам, как раз недавно ездила домой и заново охренела с того как устроены окрестности речного

[@krostnohvostka3075]

ХПХАХАХАХПХХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХПХАХХПХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА реально

[@Sovietieser]

И всей России кроме Москвы…

[@Synew999]

Салам Землякам

[@justauser6078]

@@Sovietieser Не драматизируй.

[@bladeserrated]

I love how most of the comments now are just Russians making Russian bonk memes

[@FF9F00]

Me, a Яussiaл: it is now my time to say... Bonk

[@seatray_real]

@@FF9F00 Б О Н К.

[@vertukv]

bonk = волк = wolf

[@aeolian951]

You go to mebeeb jail, bonk!

[@DespairKarma]

@@seatray_real Б О Н К

[@Ecliptor.]

"We're losing obscene amounts of money, and I don't know why" Already speaking like a president.

[@DoofusChungus]

Yeah, it reminds you of Obama, the president that ruined the USA.

[@infiniterune7101]

@@DoofusChungus woah slow down there chief. That's aggressively political.

[@DoofusChungus]

@@infiniterune7101 not like it's a running gag on his channel

[@infiniterune7101]

@@DoofusChungus yeah I realized it was an inside joke a little bit after I left the comment

[@ламинат09]

"no money, but you hold on, wish you all the best, good mood and health" - Dmitry Medvedev

[@ОлегИванович-и7б]

Bear? Wolf? Deer? NO MEBEB. BONK. ONEB. (Посоны памагити)

[@bmhater1283]

MEEBEEB

[@user-wg2ic8rp7k]

Путен не паможет..

[@user-uo8hd7cr4n]

Путин помоги Путин памаги Путин помоги

[@Da...]

Medved Volk Olen

[@knihnik]

@@user-uo8hd7cr4n Путин не поможет. Он принял ислам

[@dariarasvedka]

Press F Bonk Он никогда не узнает что был Волком. Бедный Bonk 🥺

[@pixelgamelvr]

1y late but Bonk lived

[@Битулекс]

Он выжил, досмотри до конца

[@c1borgen]

Boлк не Вonk, волк это ходить. И запомните раз и навсегда, твари: Bonk в цирке не выступает!!!1!

[@1-SPG]

Это влок и медведь It is Volk and medved It is wolf and bear

[@SomeVRBoy2]

@@1-SPG Чел...

[@militarydeviltube5014]

*Our dictionary:* медведь - mebeb волк - bonk олень - onep

[@ToolkaRoolka]

Прочитала onep как опер

[@NintendoNerd64]

Squeer and a bonk to you too

[@strawb3rrymi1k_]

hell yeah we got meabeab, bonk, and onehb

[@archivushka]

It's oneb, not obep

[@ramg4699]

Onehb*

[@Sputnik1]

This is much funnier if you're russian *sees Volk* -It's a... It's a BONK

[@shadowstarter4002]

You dare slander the name of our lord and savior bonk with your Russian bullshit?

[@whatspoppin3821]

how d a r e you disrespect bonk

[@yayu984]

It's also funny if you can read Cyrillic

[@morokolli6813]

Medvedev=meebeeb

[@TobuscusGameing]

Liam Спидер текст*

[@meemdic8682]

I’m so sorry for all the people people here who don’t speak Russian Because the comment section is very funny But you’ll never understand it

[@epicman7552]

boutta learn russian to understand it

[@0L3N7]

@@epicman7552 you better do

[@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380]

@@efr3074 как в ложка?

[@Resident007TVC]

@@epicman7552 you definitely need to as it's funny af. I tell you this as a Russian

[@cork5379]

Но видите, если вы интеллектуал, вы должны использовать вещи, которые меняют языки. Или вы можете просто знать русский язык, а если вы знаете ... то просто оставьте меня в покое, потому что теперь я не очень-то вау ; - ;

[@RussianCrasyMan]

2:15 Congratulations! You have successfully built Chelyabinsk!

[@kokichiouma1831]

For anyone wondering Bonk=wolf Mebeb=grizzly bear Oneb=deer He made a russian colony for a wolf....

[@JackanFor]

volk

[@Sietz]

@@JackanFor is this a crackdown reference?

[@JackanFor]

T. Sietz bonk

[@AmonGus-zx5zr]

@@Sietz Bonk

[@cappiecappie770]

@@Sietz bonk

[@StarOnCheek]

Amerikanski capitalists: New Bonk City True Russians: Novobonsk

[@crabofchaos7881]

*Novobonksk

[@_alazkin331]

О это мой город

[@reeepka1525]

Bonkskozavodsk, Bonk Na Donu, Bonksk, Bonkskii

[@kimjongun4343]

TRUE russians: bonkosransk (russians will understand)

[@Lopirey]

Novovolks

[@HR-vv1bk]

Just imagine walking in New Bonk City, then you see the land changing before your eyes and god just screams “BONK NO”.

[@frogman1]

the only creature god really cared about

[@salmon_eggs]

@@frogman1 exactly, that's why we exist

[@jammyjamzz]

Mordecai Orrowind Воик is all powerful

[@nikolay2291]

Итак, американец построил советский город с атомной электростанцией, рядом с кладбищем. А потом затопил весь городишко чтобы никто не узнал о его страшных тайнах.

[@mishyak.unused]

ПОВ: Саратов

[@uchiharuyuko8333]

​@@mishyak.unused ахахаха, была в Саратове на Новый Год, это реально американский Саратов

[@thealmightyleo8077]

**волк exists** Russia: Volk Schlatt: B O N K

[@4vro]

BONK EXISTS*

[@shizukadoitsukitsune1919]

yea lmao

[@WhatTheHellMagnetophoneMean]

Another russian person: *TRIGGERED*

[@justalex_ai3075]

@@WhatTheHellMagnetophoneMean, ещё как

[@astroan9548]

@Alexander B. Its ьоик get it right

[@halfaworldaway]

Broke: Cyrillic script Woke: Ｓｐｉｄｅｒ ｔｅｘｔ

[@NintendoNerd64]

Дциылытжыьыдатзытйшствлик

[@pennaddict]

@@NintendoNerd64 sorry I dont speak spider text

[@kingofroses302]

MOON RUNES

[@re57k]

@@NintendoNerd64 are you even supposed read that?! "Dtsiiyliytzhiyiy'iydatzytiyshstvlik"

[@NintendoNerd64]

Re57k It’s gibberish, I don’t speak spider

[@anaa9906]

You cut out the 40 minutes where you were looking for Bonk

[@rida9639]

Where can I find that vod I need that In my life

[@oooohapenny4707]

@@rida9639 just go to twitch and previous broadcasts

[@seatrashmammal1774]

@@rida9639 theres also an account on youtube that used to post his vods called jschlatt vods unofficial and this ones on there

[@thekimkesem4849]

Сукааа, это волк, volk ебанный wolf

[@mattyboi7491]

Ргауѕ волк

[@runbutonjapan5567]

Смотреть это произведение искусства и знать Русский это такое наслаждение, когда знаешь причину потопа всего города)

[@rit7207]

@Dominotik Ivan Tulovskiy случайно нажал кнопку размещения водоёма

[@rblgalichek]

А потом кто-то в чате сказал BONK HELP и я выпал из реальности нахуй

[@Vechnoe_Leto]

@@rblgalichek я в истерике под столом от смеха валялась

[@chxdster]

Ah yes as an actual Russian, we do enjoy fighting Meebeebs.

[@Маркиза-д1ф]

Приручать

[@milicailic8717]

I wheezed so hard 😭

[@diamond_demon6709]

Y e s

[@BroDadi]

с бонками тоже пиздимся

[@ЖакуЖулдыз]

@@BroDadi 😂😂👌🏻

[@SilverMontegiu]

This video is like 4 times funnier when you actually know Russian

[@VitaliyMilonov]

Silver It's 4 times cringier.

[@jakikazu]

Silver О да

[@briabeegost]

@@VitaliyMilonov no

[@briabeegost]

@@VitaliyMilonov ah ti...

[@chloroplast8611]

BONK

[@highskiilol3151]

30% making a city in Soviet Russia 1% Mebeeb 2% Owneb 68% *BONK*

[@Medved-]

😡

[@nikolaimayorov1929]

Make it 1% owneb so bonk is 69%

[@progfox]

This is 101%

[@CheckeredLady]

bолk

[@conki9403]

Bruh

[@ancapitalist]

Мем про песиков, которые делают друг другу "bonk", стал реальностью

[@caelandgarcia3]

the russian language: *exists* jschlatt: meabeab, take it or leave it

[@noteli5948]

underrated comment

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

*b o n k*

[@grimgrom3355]

*B O N K*

[@grimgrom3355]

Влдвв влвлв Велвл влкаллашубвшвш вщвдулу вшвщвд

[@evil-dude]

@@grimgrom3355 Привет из России. У нас есть медведь и волк :)

[@SoftPud]

Бонк, Мибиб и Онеб главные герои которых никогда не забыть

[@BroDadi]

бонк самый главный

[@BroDadi]

@@citadelofficial5062 бургер картошка фри кока кола байден

[@vertukv]

@@citadelofficial5062 bonk = wolf

[@vertukv]

@@citadelofficial5062 волк

[@vladiszlavvarenicja8590]

Они спасли СССР во время второй сыровой

[@Catishcat]

"it's entirely in Russian" oн иo, wнaт а иigнтмaгe

[@bluellama8690]

wоw, wнат аи jоке

[@user-yf7mz3gy3u]

Что?

[@exter9384]

on io wnat a iigntmage?

[@gamespender8605]

@@cheems8449 "russian letters"

[@cheems8449]

GameSpender um yes? what are you trying to say? >_>

[@sashamensh7028]

Bro I didn’t realize how much his voice changed Ted was right😭😭

[@wolfiuhmmm]

yea 😭

[@PetarJovYT]

Yep..

[@willyg3]

What did Ted say ?

[@wolfiuhmmm]

@@willyg3 He said that Schlatt basically changed his voice completely for youtube 😭

[@deerwarden]

It's definitely gotten deeper, you can tell his accent has gotten stronger too.

[@lethelow1722]

As someone who speaks Russian, this video made me laugh and lose 95% of my brain cells at the same time.

[@nocapmajor]

press Y to same

[@Akusteisha]

Плюс

[@aktich7380]

+

[@daniilgreshin12]

Плюсую ебать

[@leontrotsky8505]

Мой разум таял!

[@polina2747]

Can we get some Meebeebe, Oneb and Bonk merch? (As a russian, the only thing I can say is : "This is absolutely amazing")

[@Михаил-е8я7ю]

it is medved', olen' and volk

[@polina2747]

I know that)

[@hahaisntitfunny5579]

@@polina2747 LLIIAARR

[@erenplatzid]

жиза

[@eurobeataddict103]

@@erenplatzid твоя ава так и говорит, "мне бонка и моему сыну тоже"

[@exovian808]

До этого видео я не представлял, что чувствуют иностранцы когда учат русский язык. Теперь понял - они чувствуют Bonk

[@hoakcast]

Да просто некоторые русские буквы похожи на английские.

[@bublikbyblik]

даааааа

[@Yesytsucks]

Го ту зэ хорни джэил

[@MikasMeme]

I can confirm while learning Russian all I got was *bonk*

[@lavanla931]

биг бразер ватчинг фо ю

[@Квадрат-л8ш]

Это видео: существует Русский фандом: Это наш черёд детка

[@seamoose9039]

Maybe Google translate is inaccurate. I hope so, because I hope you didn't write "Russian fandom"

[@neeelss]

why though

[@sandmountainsam9287]

Did my mans just call Russians a fandom?

[@Avocados_tres]

@@seamoose9039 Yes, he wrote "Russian fandom", but by saying this, Russians mean the Russian part of the fandom, and not that they are a separate fandom. Russians don't really like to say (or write) too many words, so we often cut them out to make sentences shorter, even if that might change the meaning of the sentence a bit. Ты можешь верить мне, потому что я русская и тоже часто пишу "русский фандом". Никогда не задумывалась, что "русский фандом" может значить что-то другое, помимо части определенного фандома...

[@chanandlerbong9250]

@@Avocados_tres что-то я до сих пор не понимаю почему выше возмущения? что не так со словами русский фандом? как они это по-другому поняли? загадка боже

[@nix_bastardis]

Медведь: medved' Schlatt: - МИБИБ! Russains: *died of laughter*

[@Truescreen]

Meabeab

[@nataliafender6660]

Хаха 😂

[@RobbyBurrito]

sorry, american here, what the fuck did he say?

[@skooter__]

@@RobbyBurrito schlatt says медьедь as 'meebeeb', when it's actually said 'medved'. In reality In russian meebeeb is actually spelt Мибиб. Or at least I think that's what they mean.

[@RobbyBurrito]

*slap* thx dad

[@enteryournamehere7275]

Bonk? Бродит Мыш? Кродёться. Hotel? Trivago.

[@hellothere7565]

*Мыш

[@bettym.1640]

alarma! danger! тревога!

[@DremStan]

@@hellothere7565 всмысле мыш мышь

[@hellothere7565]

@@DremStan это мем

[@DremStan]

@@hellothere7565 а ну ок

[@lady_alex]

-Мама, можно мне "Волк" домой? - нет, у нас есть "Волк" дома волк дома, "Бонк"(Bonk)

[@re57k]

Let me guess Mama, can we have Volk at home? No, we have Volk at home. Volk at home: BONK!

[@lady_alex]

@@re57k thanks ;)

[@re57k]

@@lady_alex haha, no prob i see that my basic russian is paying off

[@lady_alex]

@@re57k yep;)

[@abeardedperson105]

bonk! atomic волк

[@gort6969]

his voice sounded so much more innocent and young

[@corsojames]

chainsmoking and gamersupps have ruined his lungs. Such a shame

[@eonia8798]

As a Russian, everything he said is completely right with no errors whatsoever

[@michelangelomichelangelo3173]

eonia y e s

[@gabe7601]

I thought so

[@ImReign]

@@michelangelomichelangelo3173 *Y E S*

[@milfhunter3550]

ахахахах

[@blankuser987]

B O N K

[@bewareofbear3576]

Congrats! You build a CHELYABINSK

[@weirin5005]

ChelyaBONKs

[@gack1015]

HELLO BLAZERS NO FUCKERS HERE

[@Aseras]

Да блять опять челябинск

[@Kokurorokuko]

Beware OfBear даже с метеоритом

[@PosolSviney]

No! This is FUKN UNKNOWN SIBIRIAN CITY!

[@andrewoconnell4604]

I’m now 90,034 dollars in debt but now I can support my favorite candidate

[@robertcalifornia9641]

Feel the Bern

[@user-le9vx9qf3r]

Бонк слабее онеба и мибиба, но в цирке не выступает

[@КириллКулаков-ц1ь]

я: русский шлатт: БОНК, ОНЕБ, МИБИБ я: *звуки умирающего мибиба*

[@supernovaw39]

who the fuck does even care that you read it like volk olen' and midved'

[@hellothere7565]

@@supernovaw39 this is a joke

[@RUPTUREMEMES]

@@supernovaw39 Lol, just joke

[@c_01m26]

@@supernovaw39 r/woooosh

[@cheryen385]

@@supernovaw39 medved'* :)

[@poopmstthemselves707]

Virgin MeДbeДb vs Chad BoЛk Virgin MeДbeДb: - Doesn't have a city named after him - No one cares if he's dead - Is a coward for living Chad BoЛk: - Has a city named after him - Everyone mourns him - Is a legend for surviving

[@thatanother1716]

- Не выступает в цирке

[@d3m053]

I'm actually able to read this дерьмо

[@ihatesand903]

@Degdar Tumenbayev because bonk is our lord and savioiur

[@arbiter204]

Your forgetting oneb

[@BonkExclamationPoint]

*yes* 1000th like too lol

[@shimirobu]

Чувак за 10 минут досконально воссоздал всю инфраструктуру Сибири. Nice job!

[@yantim5110]

Это шутка про потоп? Мне нравится (Иркутск)

[@lemonheart3210]

@@yantim5110 и пожар в лесах от метеорита .D

[@Galaxzier]

Yantim о я здесь живу😎

[@lipovaialipa4106]

Тут в сибири нет такой цивилизации

[@TheUbiouS]

Я в ахуе, это тонкая сатира

[@goredfs2742]

as a russian myself, i really do enjoy fighting mebeebs, drinking vodka and playing balalayka

[@Lt_Kettch]

Did you know that the words "utopia" (утопия) and "drown" (утопить) sound similar in Russian?

[@wonderingaround945]

Only without the the я.

[@maysterre]

WHY THIS COMMENT IS SO UNAPPRECIATED???

[@Matt-uk7zq]

Utopya Utopit Not to similar if you ask me

[@serhiy-serhiiv]

@@Matt-uk7zqThey sound similar on russian

[@Matt-uk7zq]

Сергей Сергеев only until утоп. Then they are different

[@paulbaron453]

Russians: ох, bear это медведь, nice English language native speakers: MEBEEB

[@DremStan]

*звуки умирающего мибиба*

[@Nick-lt6ko]

As a Russian, I died at the very first minute.

[@Aseras]

Пиши на русском, тебя тут все поймут)

[@StorminMormin91]

Every time he says meebeeb, I die a little more inside.

[@ley9293]

yes comrade

[@lilacheavn]

@@ley9293 we don't say "tovarish"

[@ley9293]

@@lilacheavn SORRY COMRADE!

[@ScribbleScrabble3]

his voice is so high pitched compared to now😭😭😭

[@iicbunny]

right 😭

[@Mat-pc9jb]

Me being Russian and watching this video: This is the funniest shit

[@deekey9513]

why r u gay?

[@lolsogyiop7459]

Реал)

[@siberiasian]

@@deekey9513 фанниест щит эвер

[@basilek7978]

Витя на аве Здоповья маме

[@Wherehaveyoubeenloca]

Same LMAO

[@DschungelKatze]

Не важно кто B O N K, важно кто brodit

[@georgechapovskyi3339]

Бонк (кродеться)

[@georgechapovskyi3339]

Сука ты кто?

[@Folmy6]

@@georgechapovskyi3339 Бонк (бродит)

[@0L3N7]

@@Folmy6 а кто крадется?

[@Folmy6]

@@0L3N7 очевидно же, что мышь

[@krecker2579]

О нет, он оBONKротился D:

[@friendleemachine2365]

translating for the rest of the world: "Oh, no, he went BONKrupt D:"

[@grellsutcliffe988]

Божественно...

[@holycrusader6382]

Хехе ахуено

[@Blink-kt4ze]

Krecker, мибиб

[@tyler1740]

O het, oh oBONKpotnncr

[@_MuzyaAmazingCat_]

Да, мы русские, у нас Мибибс играют на балалайке, а бонкс кусают за бочек

[@none_69878]

АХАЗАХАЗАЗАЗПЗАЗПЗЗАЗАХАХАХАХАХАХА

[@user-jp4zf7qq7g]

а ещё у нас Bonks в цирках не выступают

[@nichtdeutsch9514]

А еще у нас на улице гуляют онехбы

[@user-jp4zf7qq7g]

@@nichtdeutsch9514 не только онебы, но и мИбИбы

[@agob4924]

As a Russian speaker this is both angering and hilarious. I give this vid a bonk/10

[@andriusandrius1013]

woman who gave birth to me didn't raise me and now she wants my money its both angering and hilarious

[@agob4924]

@@andriusandrius1013 I read this 8 times and I'm still as confused

[@agob4924]

@fake talker but I don't understand the context here at all

[@choobs8511]

Бонк

[@aidens5902]

Agob ok so basically what he said was “woman who gave birth to me didn’t raise me and now she wants my money it’s both angering and hilarious.” Hope I cleared it all up for you!

[@vladislavalekseenko8975]

Россия: 15 век-слава царю! 20 век- слава вождю! 21 век-BONK

[@MDzaki-uk2ll]

Слава Bonkю

[@rico-228]

Так это же Американец говорил?

[@okboomer6181]

What?

[@jademonass2954]

im laughing really hard because "bonk" in russian could mean bank and hes asking him for finantial advice

[@theemperorofmankind9023]

It means Wolf

[@louzo5175]

@@theemperorofmankind9023 he knows bruv

[@kenneth5355]

@@theemperorofmankind9023 wooooösh

[@Tomoe.420]

Its all comming together

[@maruseyes1320]

It really doesn't

[@oserty]

мне нравится, что он ещё и умудрился сделать превью похожим на мем)

[@smolbean5325]

It’s funny because he’s actually learning Russian now

[@louzo5175]

realy?

[@mikado_m]

He is ?

[@markpetrochenko8402]

Not the best idea , pretty useles language

[@steraksgage8902]

@@markpetrochenko8402 почему же бесполезный на нем говорит всё снг не такой он и бесполезный

[@markpetrochenko8402]

@@steraksgage8902 и кто-то будет уезжать жить в СНГ? Кто-то будет ехать работать в эту помойку?

[@deadperded4819]

me: *russian* me: *hears BONK, MEABEEB, ONEHB, not familiar volk, medved', olen'* me: me: *hysterical laughs at 3:00 am and tries not to wake up my parents*

[@seeemere]

ржу нимагу

[@alaskancabin7506]

commie

[@rustyshade2971]

That's alotta you

[@BeboonWarisover]

@@alaskancabin7506 burzhui

[@idress8340]

AlaskanCabinFilms how ironic, a guy from alaska making fun of russia, despite the fact that alaska used to be part of it.

[@Or3nji]

10:00 *Audio recording of Vladimir Lenin's reaction to Joseph Stalin ruining communism*

[@ltnagle2492]

Orange Accurate

[@rebecaaguilaramirez4520]

КАК?

[@mrbrightsidetf2]

Khrushchev*

[@bluellama8690]

Bad. joke

[@kung-borean30]

@@ltnagle2492 holy moly...an O-5

[@BlueWhale172]

Проорать с того как Джей Салат называет волка, сделано☑️ Называть Медведя мибибом, сделано ☑️

[@aeaea4053]

Поугарать над Онебом, сделано ☑️

[@BlueWhale172]

@@aeaea4053 🗿👍

[@maxnnnnn]

help медведь is trying to eat me and the only skills I have are in the stock industry

[@barkbarkbark3724]

wait, it's *BONK*

[@letmecringe]

Wait, that is Kowka!

[@justwoosh]

*b o n k*

[@spinningsquare1325]

Mebeeb

[@mattyboi7491]

Higher goons too kick his ass with your stonks

[@RaspberryPumkin]

9:54 How beautiful is lake Baikal. Wonderful views

[@absentdiego2573]

Особенно "nothing to see here" где то там в углу

[@absentdiego2573]

@@Random_Iceberg не-а

[@absentdiego2573]

@@Random_Iceberg он уже и так завершён

[@StillFinn]

@@Random_Iceberg huh

[@kusty1342]

0:21 мибиб 0:34 бонк 2:01 онеб

[@Adde-hy7wx]

большое спасибо

[@КтояМожетбытьтыМожетьбытья]

САМАЯ ОТВЯЗНАЯ ОПГ, ИХ БОЯЛИСЬ ДАЖЕ ЧЕЧЕНЦЫ

[@zeynx5767]

I don't know why, but "SPIDER TEXT" is the hilariously perfect way to describe how Russian looks to non-Russian speakers

[@happytoaster7019]

-All right, repeat: Volk -Volk -Medved' -Medved' -Olen' -Olen' -Repeat this -BONK, MEABEAB, ONEHB!

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

Idk where you got those stupid dumb made up words, there is only bonk meabeab and ohneb

[@happytoaster7019]

@@bonkmeabeab3563 lol. I know this is joke, but this is russian pronunciation of these words.

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

@@happytoaster7019 if you know it is a joke then why did you have to explain

[@happytoaster7019]

@@bonkmeabeab3563 idk

[@selfish3520]

Fine, ONBRA MAMATOBA

[@crabofchaos7881]

Как похорошела Москва при Собянине!

[@jeffkod5549]

Нет лучше правителя в России чем иностранец.

[@freaky.poltergeist]

What?

[@stepanlebedev1425]

@@freaky.poltergeist who?

[@gremirid]

@@freaky.poltergeist russian мем

[@АртемМежнев-щ6м]

Первое, что он построил - это грунтовые дороги. Реалистично

[@danielb270]

You don't even realize that you made a Russian meme in the Thumbnail. Explanation: There was a meme a few years ago, it simply had a cute mouse and the text ”mouse (sneaking)”. And it was like a hedgehog Karl meme. The thumbnail has text on it ”Wolf: wandering”. And it really sounds like a reference to the meme I just described

[@vbnmorbus]

It is mix of a mouse sneaking meme and the meme of superior uzbek wolf singing "безумно можно быть первым"

[@miadesynced]

Luis Marko Б҈Е҈З҈У҈М҈Н҈О҈ М҈О҈Ж҈Н҈О҈ Б҈Ы҈Т҈Ь҈ П҈Е҈Р҈В҈Ы҈М҈ П̸В̸В̸В̸В̸В̸В̸В̸

[@ffshorizon6180]

@@miadesynced hilarious

[@maruseyes1320]

Мыш (кродёться)

[@5teve669]

@@miadesynced И! SINGAQ

[@makken1585]

Спасибо вам, рекомендации ютуба. Теперь я знаю фантастическую четверку: Бонк, Мибиб, Онеб, и "Nothing to see here".

[@dumberthan2coconuts86]

I love that “bonk” is “wolf” “mebeeb” is “bear” and “oneb” is “deer”

[@pousse-cafe]

Oh you are genious (sarcasm), fuck you

[@makrugon]

Volk , medved and olen

[@pousse-cafe]

@@makrugon ой да ладно

[@makrugon]

@@pousse-cafe что?

[@pousse-cafe]

@@makrugon что?

[@nowayforreal]

Russians: Exist Everyone: Hello *C O M M U N I S T*

[@fanat_kvasa]

🗿

[@Mr.Borowski]

В то время, как я центрист

[@damenjer]

@@Mr.Borowski, я вообще анархист, мертвый...

[@УльфрикБелый]

А мне нормально, я комми

[@nowayforreal]

Но никто не заикнулся про монархистов

[@Vechyaslaugh]

Мы Русские, С нами BONK

[@feilov3638]

Не все поймут)))

[@deadsticker312]

Мы BONK, С нами русские

[@user-tn1bk9qi8f]

Мой Mebeb играет на балалайке

[@feilov3638]

@@user-tn1bk9qi8f :D

[@klinch124]

Бонк слабее мибиба и онеха, но у него свой город!

[@kelvinmano8793]

Он переживает за "Бонка" больше, чем за собственный город

[@panzerschreck4906]

everybody gangsta till волк says raise taxes

[@Dog-ew5gq]

All I'm gonna say is: Tax Evasion

[@grimgrom3355]

Ah yeah I’m about to *tax evasion*

[@gada0708]

Haha yes i commit tax fraud

[@lolsogyiop7459]

Плоти налоги.

[@gada0708]

@@lolsogyiop7459 what?

[@dashatraveler]

Так вот как я выгляжу в глазах англоязычных людей, когда пытаюсь что-нибудь почитать на английском

[@Mr.Borowski]

Йес ит из. Со ай сынк итз нормал. 😂 Ненавижу транслит.

[@anaconda354]

Бонк

[@user-dp5ot4oy2n]

англоговорящих*

[@nuggetat8119]

"So this is how I look in the eyes of English-speaking people when I try to read something in English"

[@jayneboatis6494]

@@nuggetat8119 thanks for the translation mate

[@sgtbarrett912]

All of my bonks makin' "АУФ!!!"

[@cancerguy5435]

Безумно можно быть бонком, безумно можно на стены...

[@Iambored2598]

@@cancerguy5435 bonk

[@exovian808]

Бонк не тот кто Бонк, а тот кто бонк

[@MaWka_Ch.]

AUF

[@XpaHuTejlbNskajluwa]

@@exovian808 Бонк. Джеймс Бонк.

[@Someoneelseee]

A thumbnail is a meme, a bonk is alive. Everything is amazing in this video. I totally love it.

[@Nugcon]

bonk

[@ValueNetwork]

“Big bonk is watching you” - someone in chat, 2019

[@LeoYoshi54321]

i don't get it is Schlatt actually running for office? because he has my vote, i don't care what his policies are I just want to hear news stations say "The President's gaming channel is booming"

[@MacroPixel]

Haven’t you heard of Obama Gaming?

[@chadwalk3497]

@@MacroPixel burn

[@korialogo]

I don’t think he’s legally old enough to, but if he is, he’s got my vote.

[@Arto257]

I wanna hear speeches with the funny mic

[@egggum1698]

Indeed god bless *bonk*

[@melonpie33]

I love 9:16 and onwards so much because you can hear the pure fear in Schlatt’s voice and also like,, Bonk? Bonk?! *_B O N K_*

[@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS]

волк's such a chad, he survived the great flood of New волк City

[@ihatesand903]

@@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS its bonk not volk

[@jossecoupe446]

I dont know why that echo makes me laugh so goddamn much.

[@1degabyte238]

@@ihatesand903 no it's bonk

[@ihatesand903]

@@1degabyte238 ye that's what i said

[@TheNewYouTubeHandlesAreDumb]

5:24 Schlatt truly is a man ahead of his own time.

[@tr0y644]

The Title: English The video: English The Video’s Chat: English The comments: Russian o k

[@bruhe8895]

Bet the Russians are doing this to mess with us

[@zhigapridengah7224]

Cz in russia there is a lot of jshslatt fans,rly

[@bruhe8895]

@@zhigapridengah7224 jschlatt better get on the grind to capitalize off the Russians.

[@thatoneguy9582]

tr0y game: Russian

[@sergeomiller4267]

@tr0y А ты имеешь что-то против? А?

[@montegar2109]

Schlatt: "Mebeab" Medved' : I am joke to u?

[@seefzi]

Schlatt: "Bonk!" Volk: that is wrong

[@bromicorn]

But bonk and mebeab sounds way funnier

[@Arden56-nation]

МЕДВЕДЕВ.тi ме

[@dill1899]

I’m ashamed of of how long I laughed at “Bonk”

[@NintendoNerd64]

Волк

[@tridity4348]

dont be

[@ILove__ME.]

The video has just started, and I'm already crying with laughter. "It's a Meabeab, boys" "Ah, yes it is. It is the Bonk!"

[@fairytypingg]

"I watched 12 minutes of a grown man developing a deep emotional attachment to a wolf named bonk in a video game translated to a language neither of us could read, let alone fathom it's translation." My future grandchildren: lmao okay boomer

[@fynnla.e]

волк means wolf in Russian which makes it funnier

[@fynnla.e]

@@nonbinaryfrog4379 Because he's not Russian, dipshit. If I was to ask you to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychywndrobwlllantrysiliogogogoch, would you get it right first time?

[@orang3096]

Thwack LOL I know where that’s from

[@fynnla.e]

@@orang3096 yeah I live near it.

[@blsice]

@@fynnla.e i had pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychywndrobwlllantrysiliogogogoch in first try. damned, what a bonk!

[@generic_soda]

Bear (медведь): * exists Schlatt: No! You are Meabeab. Deer (олень): * exists Schlatt: No! You are Onehb. Wolf (волк): * exists Schlatt: *_B O N K_* * laughs hysterically *

[@ghosty21_]

Bear (Medved) Deer (Olen) Wolf (Volk) not Bonk!

[@generic_soda]

@@ghosty21_ what?

[@ghosty21_]

@@generic_soda чего?

[@ghosty21_]

@@generic_soda я попытался транскрипцию иностранцам написать

[@ghosty21_]

@@generic_soda а, ок, ты не русский, я написал так как правильно произносить

[@blackened_death_metal]

Никто: Абсолютно никто: Ни одна душа на свете: Шлатт: мЕбИиБ???

[@fxtrt1298]

Fucking "Bonk", i like him so much

[@ihatesand903]

meebeb sucks bonk is lord

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

мЕбИиБ = mebeeb

[@BootlegSounds]

xDDD

[@bog_roblox]

рип new bonk city

[@user-vl2px7kk2r]

Вспоминается каламбур с народной пословицей - Работа не волк, в лес не убежит. Работа не walk, walk это ходить, а work это работа.

[@Dhudhfbeu]

Волк: бродит Мыш: кродется Крод: мышится

[@user-mr3qf1hr1u]

Я: лежится

[@sl1pz369]

отель: Триваго

[@vcxv44]

зшлат: Bonk mebib onen

[@ColeBeckVideos]

лыжниц

[@user-sd6lg8lf5c]

*мышь

[@Bakhtiyar001]

Никто: Абсолютно никто: jschlatt: IT'S MEBEEB, AND BONK!!

[@bouiabongo7403]

I dont speak russian yet i exactly know what this means

[@yakov95000]

@@bouiabongo7403Translation: No one: Absolutely no one: Jschlatt...

[@bouiabongo7403]

@@yakov95000 i...just said that i know what it says

[@Deenwith4es]

@@yakov95000 how do you actually pronounce meebeeb

[@margobur9005]

@@Deenwith4es medved'

[@MrFram]

Small brain: Mebeeb and Bonk Big brain: **PRIME-MINISTER MEBEEBEB AND PRESIDENT BONK**

[@flowerfly4786]

bonk bonkovich putin ( за мной уже выехали)

[@swagga8517]

WhAt AbOuT VP OhNeB!?!

[@user-ek7ps3lu5x]

@@swagga8517 Navalny

[@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon]

Это отсылка на Медведева и Путина?

[@raphaelambrosiuscosteau829]

Yep, that looks like a city run by these two, all-right

[@demzik_]

Просто превью уже выглядит как пост-ирония

[@arkline9937]

при чем здесь постирония?

[@agentshpepec1567]

@@arkline9937 да ты просто двухслойную не выкупаешь

[@arkline9937]

@@agentshpepec1567 что? постирония это когда не понятно шутит человек, или говорит серьезно. а не просто тупой юмор (в хорошем смысле) типа демотиваторов как "волк, бродит"

[@agentshpepec1567]

@@arkline9937 чел это мета, учи слойную теорию чтобы не быть батхертом

[@arkline9937]

@@agentshpepec1567 ок

[@user-mm5or2rz6h]

Мне нравится смотреть как иностранцы мучаются когда пытаются прочитать наши буквы.

[@tower9602]

Мне тож

[@isdtechnologies3509]

Добро пожаловать в клуб садистов.

[@user-xg1lf6jw7m]

+ BONK

[@Bartholemew_the_cringe]

данила_крэйзи8 дыа

[@MsDan341]

Не знал что в украине это русские буквы

[@blckspce7683]

Here y'all laughing and shit, but he actually built the city where I live

[@JustGordon08]

Сукаааа жиза

[@radera3229]

@@JustGordon08 ?? я какой-то отсталый не вижу где это где это??

[@glitchy9613]

Ok VLDCK SRDCE

[@justeliot]

I'm Russian. I'm just 23 seconds into the video and already dying from laughter.

[@ТимофейЛойко-в5л]

Mr. Mania *volk

[@jeffkod5549]

@@ТимофейЛойко-в5л *wolf, ну да ладна

[@FoxComment]

@@jeffkod5549 Вместе ржать будем 🤣

[@pendalf2757]

@@jeffkod5549 для меня теперь любой волк стал BONK

[@sin1656]

@@ТимофейЛойко-в5л Nah, it's Valk or Volk The O is pronounced differently from the English's O. There's different letters for O's in Russian.