Civ 5: We Love The King Day

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Door Monster

Door Monster

8 жыл бұрын

You can't make everyone happy. But as long as your total happiness is above zero, you'll be fine.
Starring Cesar Riojas and Kyle Sullivan
With Jefferey Neely as Whale Bro
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
Based on Sid Meier's Civilization V
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@civilization
@civilization 8 жыл бұрын
"Why would anyone *love* the King? We don't even have whales. It's like ... give me them." DEAD
@DBT1007
@DBT1007 6 жыл бұрын
whoaaa official account of sid meiers civ
@swagotronop
@swagotronop 6 жыл бұрын
That's how you know when you make amazing videos when the devs of the game notice your video and comment on it.
@tnerbtnerb5136
@tnerbtnerb5136 6 жыл бұрын
Sid Meier's Civilization **New guy walks up** "You know if the king's army conquers a coastal civilization we could *HAVE* whales." **Cut to original guy decked out in "We Love the King Day" Merchandise**
@JohnBrown-gf1ks
@JohnBrown-gf1ks 6 жыл бұрын
Sid Meier's Civilization it
@codyyoung1160
@codyyoung1160 6 жыл бұрын
looool
@kfirlevy7635
@kfirlevy7635 7 жыл бұрын
"Do you love the king?" "No, she's stupid"
@zackamor8043
@zackamor8043 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck Israël.
@kfirlevy7635
@kfirlevy7635 7 жыл бұрын
***** Wow you're grumpy af
@duckdictator6531
@duckdictator6531 7 жыл бұрын
Its Jadwiga.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it's intentional or just a Freudian slip.
@shshshshsh5471
@shshshshsh5471 6 жыл бұрын
kfir levy the irony
@jacktrouser
@jacktrouser 7 жыл бұрын
"WE LOVE THE WALL" -the great Wall has been built on a far away land...
@darthportus
@darthportus 7 жыл бұрын
In my game it was always russians.
@prussianblue4293
@prussianblue4293 7 жыл бұрын
*Egyptians
@LK-ld7bg
@LK-ld7bg 6 жыл бұрын
*Mongols
@gingerinajacket8519
@gingerinajacket8519 6 жыл бұрын
*Koreans
@guardianof2fort964
@guardianof2fort964 5 жыл бұрын
*americans
@lieutenantstalin7946
@lieutenantstalin7946 8 жыл бұрын
"Do you even know what a whale is?" "No."
@jijieats
@jijieats 8 жыл бұрын
"No..."*
@spacecommunists9117
@spacecommunists9117 7 жыл бұрын
I like the fact it points out the problem with civ 5
@darren3443
@darren3443 7 жыл бұрын
owen brady I realised that when you have seen whales or know a city state or civ that has whales your people then know what it is and demand it.
@Bznsin
@Bznsin 7 жыл бұрын
That's why we want them!
@audileyeti4478
@audileyeti4478 7 жыл бұрын
Lieutenant Stalin sums up the majority of the we love the king day
@piousmuffin5285
@piousmuffin5285 8 жыл бұрын
"Do you know what a whale is?" "No." That sounds so bloody familiar. It's weird how your cities start demanding some obscure luxury that is literally only found on one single tile on the entire map that you won't even discover until 5000 years later.
@somecrazdude2412
@somecrazdude2412 4 жыл бұрын
PiousMuffin Even better, I've had many occasions where they demand luxuries that aren't on my map.
@itsjustanapple5452
@itsjustanapple5452 4 жыл бұрын
Thats why i play huge maps
@agirimeikawa944
@agirimeikawa944 4 жыл бұрын
City states: want to see petra Map: Do I need a desert tile?
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 4 жыл бұрын
@@agirimeikawa944 City State: wants to see Machu Picchu. World: WE HAVE NO MOUNTAINS (I've actually played on a map with no mountains before. It's really weird).
@nich7622
@nich7622 4 жыл бұрын
They demand it! That’s it! You have to be married to understand it.
@Sasquench
@Sasquench 8 жыл бұрын
Civ V will never stop being a beautiful fountain of comedy. Nor will it ever stop ruining History exams everywhere, because apparently "when Augustus Caesar nuked George Washington's capital city in 1873" is not a valid answer to "what event led to the beginning of World War I?"
@konamihatchibori
@konamihatchibori 8 жыл бұрын
Oh shoot...I guess my grade expectations just plummeted...
@BalimaarTheBassFish
@BalimaarTheBassFish 8 жыл бұрын
+Sasquatch At His Computer you silly Sasquatch! EVERYONE knows it was that madman Ghandi that did it!
@konamihatchibori
@konamihatchibori 8 жыл бұрын
:D
@alexisauld7781
@alexisauld7781 8 жыл бұрын
+Sasquatch At His Computer "What caused the war between European and Native American empires in the colonial era?" "Montezuma is a colossal warmonger and a prick who settled a city on top of MY coal deposit." "A for effort." XD
@samuelbastable2028
@samuelbastable2028 6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Thomas Jefferson and Gandhi nuking each other until they were destroyed and Queen Elizabeth took over their cities in 1537
@Accessless
@Accessless 8 жыл бұрын
The biggest thing that grates me in Civ5, Citizens demanding whales. Meanwhile the great search for the mythical body of water called the ocean continues.
@troodon1096
@troodon1096 5 жыл бұрын
I have to love how people demand a resource they couldn't possibly have seen without leaving the country.
@jacobfreeman5444
@jacobfreeman5444 4 жыл бұрын
Well, I am sure the tales of foreigners is what planted the seed. Which is just another reason for the wall to keep them out!
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
@@troodon1096 Not that weird. People always want to see exotic resources from faraway lands. Kinda like what China is to medieval Europe
@deusvult6920
@deusvult6920 2 жыл бұрын
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 India was wayyyyy more important with the spice trade than China was
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 2 жыл бұрын
@@deusvult6920 Exactly why China is more exotic to Europeans than India. What's your point?
@lucas13flu
@lucas13flu 7 жыл бұрын
When they start demanding silk when my civilization never even saw it, fuck me.
@thespectralking2364
@thespectralking2364 7 жыл бұрын
Every time. Can be at 40 happiness in a golden age, and still see 'resource demanded: gold' AND GOLD IS THE MONEY. Why is
@yurisonovab3892
@yurisonovab3892 7 жыл бұрын
The mechanic always chooses a luxury available in the world that you do not have. Therefore, it punishes people who collect luxuries. The secret is to trade away all the luxuries you can and only get the ones that people demand back for a little while. Makes total sense. Then everyone just demands cloves and Jakarta is stingy, so you're screwed for the rest of the game.
@Henriki2305
@Henriki2305 7 жыл бұрын
Yuri Sonovab or people demand spices but they are banned so no one can trade them anymore
@MsZsc
@MsZsc 6 жыл бұрын
+Henriki2305 i think you can still trade they just provide no happiness
@JayJayM57
@JayJayM57 6 жыл бұрын
What about when they demand for something that is on another continent that has not been discovered.
@FeyTheBin
@FeyTheBin 7 жыл бұрын
"We demand Wales! We demand Wales! We demand Wales!" -UK
@kitmakin289
@kitmakin289 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. We won that one because the Welsh princes didn't join forces.... They'd have really won if they had joined together.
@scottjones3297
@scottjones3297 5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful thing about there being Welsh mods, hardly bear to be any other civ anymore. Because I'm Welsh obvs
@Gothic7876
@Gothic7876 4 жыл бұрын
We demand the world! We demand the world! We demand the world! -UK
@rateeightx
@rateeightx 4 жыл бұрын
On Behalf Of Wales, We Demand Freedom! And Whales!
@patricksviola
@patricksviola 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@samwolfenstein5239
@samwolfenstein5239 7 жыл бұрын
We don't even have whales- I mean, like, give me them. God, why did it take me so long to find this channel?
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
You got here in the end! We're happy to have you.
@samwolfenstein5239
@samwolfenstein5239 7 жыл бұрын
***** : D
@Delta-mo6hn
@Delta-mo6hn 7 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel, and it's amazing
@dogucan97
@dogucan97 7 жыл бұрын
Same here. The first 19 years of my life were basically wasted.
@Leveler93
@Leveler93 7 жыл бұрын
very good channel 😃
@noahhastings6145
@noahhastings6145 4 жыл бұрын
"We demand Whales!" "Capturing cities is bad." Wales: *Visible Confusion*
@nucleargandhi2709
@nucleargandhi2709 7 жыл бұрын
This is 100% how We Love the King works.
@Cemtexify
@Cemtexify 6 жыл бұрын
Nuclear Gandhi well if they wanted whales they wouldn't have we love the king day until they had whales so not 100%
@nocx4592
@nocx4592 5 жыл бұрын
Your cities demand uranium though right?
@cecasander
@cecasander 7 жыл бұрын
"The thing about whales is that... we don't have them". Fair point!
@TheMarkusFIN
@TheMarkusFIN 7 жыл бұрын
The guy who went past them and shouted "Yeah, Whales!" is for some reason the funniest shit in this video. These are awesome keep them up!
@elama293
@elama293 8 жыл бұрын
"What is it with the freaking whales." This is my new favorite White Lightning quote.
@Bram06
@Bram06 8 жыл бұрын
I think those foreigners are whalecome in our city
@MrAvenger711
@MrAvenger711 8 жыл бұрын
That's whalecist !
@YBTrolling
@YBTrolling 8 жыл бұрын
+Legion711 Actually I think it is pro-whale.
@kal3lll
@kal3lll 8 жыл бұрын
whale that is happening we need to conquer Rome!
@PanDiman
@PanDiman 8 жыл бұрын
+Bram06 Whale said.
@anodynemathematician4194
@anodynemathematician4194 8 жыл бұрын
Whale
@starfire2373
@starfire2373 8 жыл бұрын
"Do you know what a whale is?" "...No..." That is so true...i had so many games where my cities would demand for luxuries that i haven't even discovered yet Its like "WE DEMAND COPPER !" Me:How the fuck do you know what copper is?
@MasterNecrosis
@MasterNecrosis 8 жыл бұрын
+starfire 23 Word travels...
@Charlestic
@Charlestic 8 жыл бұрын
true
@starfire2373
@starfire2373 8 жыл бұрын
MasterNecrosis Yeah but how would they know what exactly copper is in order for them to want it?
@MasterNecrosis
@MasterNecrosis 8 жыл бұрын
+starfire 23 Consider this. You're a dirt poor peasant, and someone says "Hey, they discovered some weird metal called copper." "What does it do?" "It can conduct electricity." "What's electricity?" "Fucking magic lightning." "That sounds COOL, why don't we get some copper?"
@starfire2373
@starfire2373 8 жыл бұрын
MasterNecrosis Well i guess that is a pretty good point
@MoxStash
@MoxStash 8 жыл бұрын
This takes me back to when I first found White Lightning :D
@ralph7349
@ralph7349 8 жыл бұрын
Same
@shareluk
@shareluk 8 жыл бұрын
Love that video ,great probs
@103035icle
@103035icle 7 жыл бұрын
i bet it ends in a... big boom.
@rickedyrektd1895
@rickedyrektd1895 7 жыл бұрын
Alcoholism is a terrible disease stay strong friend xD
@nahx6205
@nahx6205 7 жыл бұрын
The Real question is... HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHALES EXIST IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A OCEAN IS
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride 7 жыл бұрын
Kamerad Wolf And after discovering the wheel we uncovered the secrets of fiber optics in some ancient ruins.
@naapurinjorma6634
@naapurinjorma6634 7 жыл бұрын
But... WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND!?
@Qardo
@Qardo 3 жыл бұрын
You are speaking for people who protest for no reason. Other than they are being paid.
@Brent-jj6qi
@Brent-jj6qi 2 жыл бұрын
@@OuterRimPride Who in their right mind researches wheel when they don't even have fiber optics anyways?
@_jpg
@_jpg 11 ай бұрын
I'd tell you to cry me -a river- an ocean if you were familiar with the concept
@JeffreyPetrie
@JeffreyPetrie 8 жыл бұрын
that shit is good. I'm so happy I found these vids!
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! We're happy you did too!
@johnnorris5675
@johnnorris5675 7 жыл бұрын
DO NOT CUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@herberthgonzalez8947
@herberthgonzalez8947 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck...................off
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 4 жыл бұрын
"We want silk, we want silk!" "The thing only grows in the other side of the world. Do you even know what silk looks like?" "Err wine?"
@Obi-WanKannabis
@Obi-WanKannabis 7 жыл бұрын
"Do you love the king?" "No, she's stupid" I bet Civ 6 will change it "we love our leaders day" or something.
@tempestusscion7486
@tempestusscion7486 7 жыл бұрын
It was we love the monarch day in civ 4
@kawaiiikittiesgamingsummer2015
@kawaiiikittiesgamingsummer2015 7 жыл бұрын
and it was we love the (Insert kind of leader) day.
@Folopolis
@Folopolis 7 жыл бұрын
In Civ 3 it changed based on what kind of government you had. My cities all seemed to love the Fuhrer.
@swest6982
@swest6982 7 жыл бұрын
lol Civ VI doesn't even have that many female leaders. Only 5/20 are female. And besides Catherine di Medici, they're all pretty important. I don't know why people think civ vi is trying to be pc.
@Obi-WanKannabis
@Obi-WanKannabis 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen West In fact CIV VI is exclusively on PC.
@Othello484
@Othello484 7 жыл бұрын
Among your best. Great banter.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@AlberYouTube
@AlberYouTube 8 жыл бұрын
YEAH! WHALES!
@Umprella
@Umprella 7 жыл бұрын
WOOOOO
@lordjub-jub5254
@lordjub-jub5254 7 жыл бұрын
This guy gets it
@plaidchickens3271
@plaidchickens3271 7 жыл бұрын
It's like give them to me
@gcarlindisciple6071
@gcarlindisciple6071 7 жыл бұрын
We don't even have whales. It's like... give me them. This is fantastic.
@TheCart54321
@TheCart54321 7 жыл бұрын
In the end civilization always makes you choose between 2 things War And People And in the end We all want a war victory
@lordjub-jub5254
@lordjub-jub5254 7 жыл бұрын
I just want whales
@Kinyek
@Kinyek 7 жыл бұрын
Cool Dude I tried to go for a culture victory. I stayed to myself on my secluded island until one day, I got attacked by one of the ai out of no where. I successfully defended and they gave me one of their cities in exchange for peace (who could deny a free city) Hundred turns later they all denounced be because I was a blood thirsty "warmonger"
@yerahmeelspawn
@yerahmeelspawn 7 жыл бұрын
You probably don't have whales... xD
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride 7 жыл бұрын
Cool Dude Is there a whale victory? There should be.
@Emma-py8ue
@Emma-py8ue 5 жыл бұрын
I don't like doing war victory I only want science victory ... I just want to get along with everyone. And build spaceships faster than then
@neoxp321
@neoxp321 8 жыл бұрын
Man Civ V was money whale spent
@BeaverChainsaw
@BeaverChainsaw 4 жыл бұрын
Whale said
@rainbowpig7376
@rainbowpig7376 7 жыл бұрын
Do you know what a whale is No
@sparkinstarfall_FD
@sparkinstarfall_FD 8 жыл бұрын
YES ! Thank you. The civ videos are the reason I subscribed to this channel.
@The_Note_lt
@The_Note_lt 8 жыл бұрын
+sparkinstarfall same
@profileone7095
@profileone7095 7 жыл бұрын
Im going to like every video! This stuff is so refreshing and entertaining.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service!
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 8 жыл бұрын
Sorry Trump, but China already made the Great Wall wonder. Besides, us Mexicans have already researched Dynamite so it wouldn't be effective.
@Zapnl
@Zapnl 8 жыл бұрын
+Crick1952 It's only obsolete when the one who built the Wall invents Dynamite. *flies away*
@Crick1952
@Crick1952 8 жыл бұрын
+Zapnl OMG, I never noticed that
@blarg2429
@blarg2429 8 жыл бұрын
+Crick1952 Neither did I. But now we know. And knowing is half the battle! (The other half is red and blue lasers.) Also, since the idea is to make Mexico pay for the wall, it might count as you building the wonder, in which case it'd be immediately obsolete, right?
@charlesdewitt8087
@charlesdewitt8087 8 жыл бұрын
+Crick1952 It might still be worth it, he'd get a wall and the defensive bonuses it applies in the city of "Texas" (When playing on Earth I name my cities after the rough area they inhabit). And if the American Empire has the appropriate Aesthetics Social Policy then He'll get a culture bonus for building it.
@gateboy9
@gateboy9 8 жыл бұрын
+Crick1952 Nasty boy
@simongosimon
@simongosimon 7 жыл бұрын
I wanna go to a debate with like 100 People and just shout about whales
@yerahmeelspawn
@yerahmeelspawn 7 жыл бұрын
You guys suddenly just popped out of my recommendations. And now I'm subscribed and binge watching your videos. :) Keep it up. also, thanks KZbin. sometimes you do give good recommendations.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Awesome, thanks! :D We have a playlist now just for that purpose - kzbin.info/aero/PL0u5ZHidq4X48xzpr-IfP8nHVFhtQfitZ
@gnack420
@gnack420 7 жыл бұрын
Same! I got randomly recommended a Civ VI vid and loved it, instant sub.
@raidenshibou2054
@raidenshibou2054 8 жыл бұрын
We LOVE the wall!
@Charlestic
@Charlestic 8 жыл бұрын
and whales!
@darkspire91
@darkspire91 6 жыл бұрын
Man, this aged strangely well.
@That0Homeless0Guy
@That0Homeless0Guy 5 жыл бұрын
"Do you love the king?" "No, she's stupid" That was way funnier than I was ready for had to pause the video so I could laugh and not miss anything.
@apathymanthemundane4165
@apathymanthemundane4165 7 жыл бұрын
"We don't even have whales. it's like...give me them." is my favorite line
@emmavedock
@emmavedock 8 жыл бұрын
This is beautifully accurate. Also, love the outro music. Anddddddd.... YEAH WHALES!
@glitterdrakar7095
@glitterdrakar7095 8 жыл бұрын
It means so much to me that you say the king is a "she". Thank you for the great video guys!
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
+aliasMiya Hoped someone would catch that :) Thanks for watching!
@Bertluurr
@Bertluurr 8 жыл бұрын
+Nick Vega Because it acknowledges all the women who play this game.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
To anyone else about to type a hateful comment: there is no fight here. You're starting one, and we will immediately block you forever.
@Charlestic
@Charlestic 8 жыл бұрын
well in the Game if your Leader a female is it still sais "we love the King day" so it is probbably because of that
@impguardwarhamer
@impguardwarhamer 8 жыл бұрын
+Nutstree Squirrels huh, never thought of that before, that's kinda funny actually
@lewisevans8985
@lewisevans8985 7 жыл бұрын
my country is wales so this is wired
@msd8619
@msd8619 7 жыл бұрын
Wales is not a country.
@tFighterPilot
@tFighterPilot 7 жыл бұрын
Well, they have a national football team.
@msd8619
@msd8619 7 жыл бұрын
***** And it always will be.
@klue8239
@klue8239 7 жыл бұрын
+Anti-Brony Missionary Wales is a country, you clearly aren't from the UK. The U.K. Is a country of countries, 4, infact, England, WALES, Scotland and Northern Ireland, all 4 are countries.
@Scytho1994
@Scytho1994 7 жыл бұрын
Man alive, here come the people who don't even live here telling us what countries we have!
@Mooshrom
@Mooshrom 7 жыл бұрын
This channel deserves at least a million subscribers
@contrapasta2454
@contrapasta2454 7 жыл бұрын
"We don't... have them." Subscribbled.
@JohnBroedtl
@JohnBroedtl 3 жыл бұрын
This is even funnier in german cause the german translation for "whales" and "elections" is very alike ("Wale" and "Wahlen"), so it seems like he's demanding elections instead of cheering the king even if he don't know what an election is XD
@Cynddelw
@Cynddelw 8 жыл бұрын
Haha! Love it, please make more Civ V videos XD
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
+Crefftwr We have at least 4 more already planned, and way more potential topics :)
@Pupinia.g.l
@Pupinia.g.l 8 жыл бұрын
+White Lightning HQ Can't wait
@superbeary3993
@superbeary3993 8 жыл бұрын
1:20 Trump mode activated
@lordjub-jub5254
@lordjub-jub5254 7 жыл бұрын
We demand whales!
@zrspangle
@zrspangle 7 жыл бұрын
Super Beary have you ever even looked at trumps actual plan. He doesn't want "no foreigners" he wants no ILLEGAL immigrants, people who move to the USA without any permits or anything.
@weaponizedlizardmen360
@weaponizedlizardmen360 6 жыл бұрын
gfds gfds yeah...by building a big freaking wall that will do nothing...
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead 6 жыл бұрын
WeaponizedLizardMea big wall that does nothing....so border patrol casualties, coyotes and human trafficking in the border of the US don't exist?
@TheTendermen
@TheTendermen 6 жыл бұрын
Trump mode, or Ancient China mode
@armageddon3315
@armageddon3315 7 жыл бұрын
*The citizens of St. Petersburg demands spices!* *Sees no spices in sight* I bet Indonesia told you guys about spices!
@tanks4nuthin964
@tanks4nuthin964 Жыл бұрын
This is still one of my favorite Civ skits after all these years
@Skimeric
@Skimeric 3 жыл бұрын
rewatching these even now is still great. You guys did good
@yomamajo6130
@yomamajo6130 8 жыл бұрын
"do you love the king?" "no SHE'S stupid" lol
@hockeyplayer10able
@hockeyplayer10able 8 жыл бұрын
Just make Civ V videos and everyone will be happy :D
@Charlestic
@Charlestic 8 жыл бұрын
yay whales!
@Red-sy9lp
@Red-sy9lp 8 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite series of yours. I hope you continue it
@themysteriousplutonian7955
@themysteriousplutonian7955 Ай бұрын
There are so many great little bits in these skits, they're just so thoughtful. And I love how that brave escaped worker is still fighting for the people!
@Yagelito1D
@Yagelito1D 8 жыл бұрын
yeah the parodies of civ v is back :D great video i love it
@Mosababumarzouk
@Mosababumarzouk 7 жыл бұрын
this is very well written , subbed.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Welcome to the channel!
@SlightofHands
@SlightofHands 7 жыл бұрын
"You know we're landlocked right?" I died. lolololol
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 4 жыл бұрын
You know what's better? We love the king day day lasts for hundreds of years.
@drygon9324
@drygon9324 7 жыл бұрын
This was really cool, glad i found the videos, subscribing ^_^
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Welcome!
@Foxygrandpa1912
@Foxygrandpa1912 7 жыл бұрын
I live in a country called 'wales' so that's like... Whales, ya know?
@bariqjassim7856
@bariqjassim7856 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@blarg2429
@blarg2429 7 жыл бұрын
We demand Wales! We demand Wales!
@Starshock119
@Starshock119 7 жыл бұрын
I live in the US, but the city of Breccon in Wales is my city's sister city. Sooooo, WE DEMAND WALES! WE DEMAND WALES!
@wu1ming9shi
@wu1ming9shi 7 жыл бұрын
Is it still a country? i thought it was a county of England.
@Foxygrandpa1912
@Foxygrandpa1912 7 жыл бұрын
wu1ming9shi nah, it's not a part of England, some people would goddamn kill you if they heard you say that XD
@trenchmccoat273
@trenchmccoat273 7 жыл бұрын
These skits are really good, especially the closing lines of this one and the "Science Victory" one
@johnkovacs1318
@johnkovacs1318 Жыл бұрын
"do you even know what a whale is....umm no" lol love it
@jarrah1854
@jarrah1854 8 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard it hurts
@xephostraokothian4382
@xephostraokothian4382 8 жыл бұрын
+Jarrah Gibney, you should probably get that checked out
@brandonmayhew4924
@brandonmayhew4924 8 жыл бұрын
You guys rock so hard.
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
+Mac Andy \m/ ( -_- )
@owlblocksdavid4955
@owlblocksdavid4955 6 жыл бұрын
"As if we need more troops". "We're at war with half the world".
@varietypack8959
@varietypack8959 7 жыл бұрын
These are all so brilliant!
@CommissarMitch
@CommissarMitch 7 жыл бұрын
saw this and instant sub Awesome video
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Welcome!
@Vilppy
@Vilppy 7 жыл бұрын
"Do you love the king?" "No, she's stupid" WUT?
@CaptainDecimus
@CaptainDecimus 7 жыл бұрын
It's because it never changes in Civ games.
@chair547
@chair547 6 жыл бұрын
Breaking down traditional gender roles since the 90s
@imperator5228
@imperator5228 5 жыл бұрын
Best part in hindsight is that they added a female King of Poland in 6.
@j91z
@j91z 6 жыл бұрын
I love that the background noise is the Civ 4 city screen background noise. Nice touch!
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 7 жыл бұрын
Whales... They're exotic, like great admirals.
@Henners1991
@Henners1991 7 жыл бұрын
We Love the King Day = every day in Saudi Arabia
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 7 жыл бұрын
0:00 England if Scotland gained independence.
@pirakaalistratov2579
@pirakaalistratov2579 4 жыл бұрын
"Elephants are the whales of the land dude" -Ghandi
@lieutenantstalin7946
@lieutenantstalin7946 8 жыл бұрын
I love these Civ V videos.
@Danniels95
@Danniels95 8 жыл бұрын
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE SUBS?
@caseyk.3884
@caseyk.3884 8 жыл бұрын
Because they don't spend like the plague yet. More spreading is needed!
@caseyk.3884
@caseyk.3884 8 жыл бұрын
+Capn Kerfufflez *spread* like the plague
@discordlexia2429
@discordlexia2429 8 жыл бұрын
+Capn Kerfufflez NOOO!!!! So may good channels have been RUINED by becoming popular!
@SilverMe2004
@SilverMe2004 6 жыл бұрын
They are land locked what would they do with subs?
@doctorofskillz2932
@doctorofskillz2932 6 жыл бұрын
IT's called sub bot's, youtube has been sending them around to destroy sub and view counts
@wessel7441
@wessel7441 7 жыл бұрын
all medieval looking until you see the background.
@blackopsguy1023
@blackopsguy1023 7 жыл бұрын
Machine Hero Thought I commented and then forgot about it and this video for a second...
@wessel7441
@wessel7441 7 жыл бұрын
Kurt Roundstone Hey... IMPOSTER!!!
@wessel7441
@wessel7441 7 жыл бұрын
***** Him not me I was here first!
@rasmuskvthomsen4133
@rasmuskvthomsen4133 7 жыл бұрын
shoot the one who is winning idoit
@roathrobin
@roathrobin 7 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you stay behind in tech...
@kainuipenaloza9395
@kainuipenaloza9395 6 жыл бұрын
WE LOVE THE WALL! You know the sign doesn't change because you say something different right? *in distance:* WHALES!
@jozuavaleria328
@jozuavaleria328 7 жыл бұрын
I had to come back to the first one of your vids I saw XD Nostalgia. It what got me to subscribe, and it was only between 20-30k then. So much has went up since then!
@flaetsbnort
@flaetsbnort 7 жыл бұрын
If we had whales, I'd know what they are!
@AsianSensationist
@AsianSensationist 7 жыл бұрын
we love the wall..... well as long as the bordering civilization pays for it. but in all honesty, how did I just find this channel? I've watched so many civ videos.
@andrewsercer9538
@andrewsercer9538 2 жыл бұрын
I've been rewatching most of your civ 5 and 6 videos and I gotta say, this one didn't use to be my favorite, but I think it is now. I mean, there are great things about every one. Hilarious things even! But the guy demanding whales ........ He's just too good. Perfectly captures the spirit of today's mindless sheep. Almost scary, actually, how you were able to demonstrate it. Now I wish he was in more of your skits - he was really good!
@CountryMusicMann
@CountryMusicMann 7 жыл бұрын
This Civ sketches are the only reason I subscribed to this channel! They're too funny!
@cubalibreball3809
@cubalibreball3809 7 жыл бұрын
Whales = Oil. Which is used for lighting. And damn right important
@TheCanterlonian
@TheCanterlonian 7 жыл бұрын
Not in Civ5, though. You have to find oil as a strategic resource on the map. Whales are a luxury resource.
@Cman21921
@Cman21921 7 жыл бұрын
Different kind of oil.
@TheCanterlonian
@TheCanterlonian 7 жыл бұрын
Conrad Novakovic true true
@davidabuashvili3158
@davidabuashvili3158 7 жыл бұрын
"yeah whales" :D :D :D you guys are great (need a little bit work with emotions actually) New Subscriber arrived dudes :D
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Happy to have you!
@davidabuashvili3158
@davidabuashvili3158 9 ай бұрын
It's been six years... Still got you on my list of favs @@DoorMonster
@TheFrugalVideoGamer
@TheFrugalVideoGamer 6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the ending punchline to be someone passing by and saying "Oh, didn't you hear? They got us whales!"
@dazimizer9119
@dazimizer9119 8 жыл бұрын
Checked it and saw you just made some more civ vids great work guys I'm an hopefull subscriber(just find the word) for civ videos
@LilBlAcK76
@LilBlAcK76 7 жыл бұрын
America Leader Donald Trump We love the wall
@OuterRimPride
@OuterRimPride 7 жыл бұрын
Nino A He should totally be in civ 7
@achimhanischdorfer3403
@achimhanischdorfer3403 8 жыл бұрын
"Our king has declared by 'popular vote' to have a new holiday 'in consent' with the people." Sounds a lot like our governments work...
@1armbiker
@1armbiker 8 жыл бұрын
Love the new styling of the theme!
@MrLuna098
@MrLuna098 7 жыл бұрын
This channel deserves more. I'll support
@lordzeeroh8491
@lordzeeroh8491 6 жыл бұрын
Trump jokes before Trump was even president.
@overlord165
@overlord165 8 жыл бұрын
Nice Like-to-dislike ratio
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
+Filip Žižak Our audience is kind of the best :)
@Wickedninja7878
@Wickedninja7878 4 жыл бұрын
I love these skits! Gives me some laughs while in struggling with my poop. Laughing helps me poop.
@mooskkosvlok
@mooskkosvlok 8 жыл бұрын
that was delightful! the currently used outro was nice, pleasant even. Keep up the gewd work WLHQ
@DoorMonster
@DoorMonster 8 жыл бұрын
+Lonely Ninja Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it :)
@Crickin4
@Crickin4 7 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't a female "king" be a queen?
@waldemarmarwalde6817
@waldemarmarwalde6817 7 жыл бұрын
Not in Civ V. There you have "we love the king day" no matter if your leader is female or not
@endel4
@endel4 7 жыл бұрын
or a Monarch of any kind
@h3nder
@h3nder 7 жыл бұрын
I am sure even if you are the USA you can be a monarchy...
@kylepessell1350
@kylepessell1350 7 жыл бұрын
Historically speaking the term "King" was used as a term for the ruling monarch and was originally gender neutral despite being mostly used by males. There have been several instances of royal females taking on the title of King but as far as I know no male rulers called themselves Queens. Being a spouse of a ruler with royal blood doesn't give you the rights to the monarchy. A good example of this would be the British monarchy where Queen Elizabeth's husband who is still considered a "Prince" in his nineties is waaaaay down the line for royal succession.
@gnack420
@gnack420 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is the joke.
@sebastiankrook1023
@sebastiankrook1023 8 жыл бұрын
Anyone seing the Trump-message in here?
@jemoeder5819
@jemoeder5819 8 жыл бұрын
+Sebastian Krook yap alot
@AndrewGunner
@AndrewGunner 7 жыл бұрын
duhuh
@AndrewGunner
@AndrewGunner 7 жыл бұрын
to be fair, nobody cares about politics.
@AndrewGunner
@AndrewGunner 7 жыл бұрын
care to evaluate?
@AndrewGunner
@AndrewGunner 7 жыл бұрын
compared to the Earth's human population, the number of people that cares about US politics is a minority. Do you agree?
@Matazuma
@Matazuma 8 жыл бұрын
I'LL BUILD A WALL 10 FEET HIGHER MADE OF WHALES AND WE'LL MAKE THE BARBARIANS PAY FOR IT
@casr2
@casr2 7 жыл бұрын
That was a lot funnier than i thought it would be, well played
@RoelvanDeventer
@RoelvanDeventer 3 жыл бұрын
These are works of art
@MrSpeedysam60
@MrSpeedysam60 6 жыл бұрын
I once had every single luxury on the map (I was Portugal, and used the unique tile upgrade on all the city states). Naturally all my cities started to demand silver. There was no silver in the planet. At all. But they still wanted it.
@TheJR7360
@TheJR7360 7 жыл бұрын
0:40 I love how he says "give me them". Kinda cute and very funny lol. Nice delivery
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
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