Clarkson, Hammond and May Race An Angry French Woman | The Grand Tour: Carnage A Trois

Which French hot hatchback car is the best? That's what The Grand Tour trio are here to find out. And who better to race against than the legendary Abbie Eaton, a scriptwriter and a French production assistant?
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[@thegrandtour]

What was your favourite moment from Carnage A Trois? 🧐 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmLEeZiVabx2o6c

[@crediblesum5638]

4:50

[@happalula]

i honestly had 3 favourite moments: the anticipation of the upcoming episode from back when it was announced, watching the actual episode and enjoying every single second of it and lastly whenever i reminisced about the awesome episode i watched sorry, cant narrow it down any more than that, its just too awesome!

[@omareldahrawy9338]

All

[@quicknickdriver8510]

The vociferously expressive French woman

[@YOEL_44]

Carnage

[@KayJblue]

“You should go away in a reproductive manner” I’m definitely using that one.

[@kamakeno]

HAhahah .I paused and went looking for this comment.

[@jacobbahr9316]

It's almost as good as 'Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!'

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@jacobbahr9316 Is that from another episode? There was an episode of Top Gear where a German guy said "Scheiße" and the subtitle was "Oh bother." There really needs to be a compilation of all scenes from both shows where someone swears in a foreign language and it's translated into something hilariously innocent.

[@farxadd1]

@@quillmaurer6563 Pretty sure that's from Monty Python and the holy grail.

[@wallebi1910]

“Go away in a reproductive manner “ lmao

[@quillmaurer6563]

Been waiting to see this bit again since the episode aired. 4:04 is the best moment of the entire episode, with the sailor-mouth French girl and overly literal subtitles. She, her vocabulary, and this manner of subtitles should be a regular part of the show!

[@dubyas1989]

That part made me laugh too, she’s great and the subtitle person needs a raise.

[@isabella2472]

Whoever did the captions for the french woman is amazing

[@solitudegaming]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that despite everything else he does on the show that Jeremy is actually a pretty good driver

[@jkingenglish]

Hehe what about Hammond 😂

[@solitudegaming]

@@jkingenglish in the many years I've been watching this trio, I havnt gotten the chance to find out how well Hammond drives because he's always in a hedge or the hospital 😀

[@thegrandtour]

He even managed to hold his own pretty well against the legendary Abbie Eaton 🏁 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqawqGaNjZurhcU

[@solitudegaming]

@@thegrandtour Just, wow. If he was in anything remotely as capable as that 911 I think he wouldve had her, well done for being in a Urus. People out here sleeping on Jeremy's skill. If he cared to, I think he couldve gone pro...but im glad he didnt.

[@Doug791]

@@thegrandtour oh come on , he had 40bhp more , mind you , he must weigh 10stone more than Abbie.😂

[@nobody-wk6ej]

Abby giving no fucks about Jezza's extra horses... Love it.

[@alistairwalker2850]

Power means nothing when you’re lighter. And God knows Abbie in the Saxo was at least two stone lighter than Jezza in that 106

[@clementpoon120]

i like how the french woman just kept swearing

[@aaronbryan5095]

Should've gave her the good ol' PIT maneuver.

[@gerjanrubens2698]

Don't like, ordinair

[@ThePastaManCan]

Only thing they're good at

[@red-one5923]

@@ThePastaManCan yes but no

[@thomasmorel1447]

@@ThePastaManCan And what about you ? Where do you come from ? I will tell you what you’re good at

[@Orion3741]

Song from Belgian artist Plastic Bertrand : "Ça Plane Pour Moi" ( 1977 ).

[@airwavesfromholland]

Liked the loudmouth french Woman, she was spreading some love aroud 🤣🤣

[@Neptun2006]

The French woman uses a lot German Autobahn Greetings.

[@quillmaurer6563]

Granted haven't driven on an Autobahn, but I get the sense Germans would calmly say "Your driving skills disappoint me," which is a far bigger insult than any string of French expletives.

[@Mondoblasto0]

Those flying drone shots were SO GOOD!

[@beau_croom]

“The race director has been murdered, maybe we can edit that out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rocinante_1980]

When Abby is on the track, you have no chance of winning. That woman is epic.

[@italianduded1161]

I hated her every second of it.... yep... she is a French woman she did a very good job

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@italianduded1161- Abbie is NOT French! This from Wikipedia: Abigail Eaton is a British racing driver from the East Riding of Yorkshire, England. She starred as the test driver for the second and third series of The Grand Tour, an Amazon Prime Video-exclusive motoring series. Eaton is a qualified racing instructor and a performance driving coach. Born: 2 January 1992 (age 31 years), Kingston upon Hull

[@italianduded1161]

@@AtheistOrphan oh my bad…. ehm… yep, she is a British woman.

[@AtheistOrphan]

@MyMediaArchive - No, all the Stigs have been male. (And with cast-Iron BBC contracts so I heard!)

[@nathanparry8315]

Can we take a moment to talk about the drone footage. The drone pilot is a monster!

[@Thatoneguythatlikescars]

This looks so incredibly fun😂

[@NikesZ28]

God yes, possibly better then sex 😁

[@benjaminmathew260984]

@@NikesZ28 definitely better than sex

[@Thatoneguythatlikescars]

Guys this is about. Cars🤣

[@thedudegrowsfood284]

The American hatchbacks tried to make it, but the Pinto caught fire, and the Chevette died (of embarrassment, perhaps).

[@redmr2na]

And the GLHS couldn't be bothered to race.

[@lightsfansofthewest481]

Ever heard of the Ford Focus RS?

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

@@lightsfansofthewest481 It's got a Ford badge but it's made by Europeans

[@S-T-E-V-E]

The Peugeot 205 and 306 sold like hotcakes back in the day, as did the Clio and the Saxo but how many French cars do you see in Britain these days?

[@ollielynch4733]

I still see a lot of Clios, but certainly not as much of a variety of French cars as there used to be. Don’t really see many hatchback Peugeots anymore, apart from the new 208? Which is being clearly outsold by the Corsa. The French hatches just aren’t desirable anymore; been overrun by chavved up Ford Fiestas

[@S-T-E-V-E]

@@ollielynch4733 I think Kia and Hyundai have taken a chunk of the market!

[@trevormoir1927]

Expensive repairs.🇬🇧

[@ZJS0113]

Absolutely loads of Peugeots and Renaults

[@IanRossDavies]

Probably more than you realise, new Peugeot and Citroen are selling relatively well. Citroen in particular, e-C4 is a very popular electric choice it seems.

[@mattsmith5267]

Love Hamsters “Racing Overalls”, with “TIT Face” on the Right hand side!🤦🏻‍♂️🤣. I can’t argue with the sentiment!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FisherHDX]

We just watched this episode recently to. Lol. It has to be one of my favs.

[@GUMP3RT]

It's sniff petrol in the megane

[@Decamargo92]

Proper wheelman on the Mégane...on that side of things

[@jamesc8122]

I have to say there's some excellent track work from him, lovely, lovely guy really.

[@ostrobogulousgaming]

Proving the sentiment that the English swear a lot is "utter fookin' bollocks mate" 👏 Touché Madame Touché.

[@EnoVarma]

Fun Fact: "Plastic Bertrand" is actually a euphemism for someone who's Belgian in name only and French in reality.

[@alistairwalker2850]

French and Ukrainian, but born in Brussels

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

I think Abby was giving French girl some fancy eyes.

[@Jermeister]

😍

[@SteveRogers-qz9bd]

looking forward to new episodes, my wish is that the presenters are healthy so they can always bring us this show

[@tonypowell7529]

Love them or hate them, you can’t deny they’re entertaining

[@tyronewhitehead2737]

Exciting. Love this

[@ArpanDebnath_online]

Natural french lunatic।।😂😂 James May is hillarious

[@volt8684]

Pure entertainment

[@MalusVexFPV]

Love the fpv racing drone footage 😎👍

[@alpine_e9281]

“My dash appears to be coming off” Should’ve thrown the trim out because weight reduction

[@coinhunter3758]

The Little French Girl Is Adorable As Hell! LOL She Gave Us Quite A Good Laugh She's Great!

[@ThatOneDane]

*Beep* *Swearing in French* *More beeping*

[@Neptun2006]

I’m not sure what is written on Hammonds racing suite… 😂

[@audiwankenobi361]

I would love to show some love to the drone pilot!

[@tony66au]

Whom ever did the Subtitles? Thank you for making it all seem very sexy, like watching a Euro Movie on a pretentious Telly Channel but with better looking actors, More action and a Plot I can follow :-)

[@smithyc2051]

So much fun 😂

[@Deadsphere]

"It's got no traction control and I've spun!"

[@nailmcnugget9284]

Definitely matched with Abi on tinder before. Only thing I've got to contribute to this

[@martinbone2889]

When you see Abby driving you can see she is a proffesional driver ...how she is seated in the car the position 🤩 She is top.. Had a blast to watch you guys are funny ..

[@mattfalci2556]

just look at hammonds racesuit @0:13 lmao

[@beau_croom]

4:55 I always thought he was swiss 🥁

[@fonix7511]

the french woman should be in another episodes😂 she was funny😂

[@Ricamundo]

I don't know what i loved more. Hammond's jacket, or that potty mouth French cutie. :))

[@MyNameIsNotEmail.ItsEmail]

That looks so fun

[@hybridAbsol]

would have been nice if Pierre Gasly and Charles Leclrec were invited

[@Mustafasediqi]

Great 👏👍❤️ Nice Race

[@thegrandtour]

There are even more epic races here 👀 kzbin.info/aero/PLSXPYspKybUehR0XvBWIr1YT8joMweAUO

[@Annabelle66633]

"The mighty Peugeot is in the LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"

[@sdistcmotorsport112]

First! Wooo and all of it haha. I wish there was more content honestly

[@shilohstore6086]

First on the first...boom

[@sdistcmotorsport112]

@@shilohstore6086 first on the first first comment?

[@dubyas1989]

Apparently Clarkson needs at least 41hp over Abbie to beat her.

[@thebrit1976]

Speeeeed and Power!!!!! 🇬🇧❤️

[@NikesZ28]

Would love to have really nice 306 GTI 😎

[@jakedrake3660]

glad you guys didn´t forget the 306

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

Fabulous. Driving

[@kostasnls4566]

3:14 hammond's statement is true i own one of these heaps

[@jeanaymard3015]

th Citroën Saxo model driven by Abby is appreciated in Rally. It's a fun car to drive and sticks to the road. it may be less powerful than Clarkson 's for example but it's very light.

[@massimoricciardi6202]

Looks like fun Abby is funny as hell lol.

[@Vickyvee97]

I wished America had tracks like this!

[@Potatotree50]

“The shhhpeeed!”

[@robinraphael]

they all ok it's been a while since some new material

[@jkingenglish]

Hehehe I can imagine people betting whether hammond will crash or not

[@alexanderfinch4432]

I've got a Peugeot 207 GTi and I'll admit I'm disappointed they didn’t use one in this race but it's still a great French hot hatch.

[@MSBRICKS7]

I would prefer more content like with the tents and them talking that taking a year to make one hour long special

[@NBM397]

I think they were aiming for 2 or 3 specials a year/series. Then COVID happened.

[@MSBRICKS7]

@@NBM397 ye I hate COVID it’s ruined everything

[@vinnygaudino5017]

Is this the same track where they did rallycross on Top Gear?

[@jinxvrs]

Yeah - Lydden Hill in Kent which is probably the UK's best known rallycross circuit.

[@khalilthebarber3454]

I love u guys.yr fan from morocco

[@z4961]

The saxo or 106 1.6l 16v was officially declared by Peugeot as 125 horsepower but in reality it was more around 135 hp

[@jourwalis-8875]

Clarkson is a mad man!

[@zacharyknollman5731]

Love these guys 2022 im salty that netflix hulu or hbo wont show this but the eill show top gear without these guys its not as good without the original guys james j and hammond are the best

[@emmanuelspaeth7065]

Because I'm a good french citizen a can only agree with bad words and good cars 😉

[@boombox4037]

As always no one reviews car like we do

[@NGMonocrom]

Let's be honest.... we were all expecting Clarkson to get the finger. Seemed like the obvious choice. 😂

[@quillmaurer6563]

Between his skill and his car he was too far out front for her to flip off and cuss at.

[@neilthomas9365]

Ax gt??

[@Tommy712rus]

Is this new episode?

[@dragonback6075]

Hope she bought you dinner first 😁😁😁

[@SwordQuake2]

Half of the song is from here apparently

[@S500-]

Hammond's Race Suite Say " Tit face " These Guys Allways Do That kind of thing when Racing Happen, And They Miss First bit when Race Starts then Stop within seconds for Lunch

[@AtheistOrphan]

Bathroom suite or bedroom suite? (*Suit).

[@jevgenijtihij9020]

Rally race

[@Benjiman20]

Abbie looks gorgeous without a helmet, like 10times better, just wow

[@Cherokeelion]

Good to see Abbie back from injury!

[@5gvaccinator343]

It is an old episode. Unfortunately.

[@Cherokeelion]

@@5gvaccinator343 ah ok

[@ViveSemelBeneVivere]

Alternative title Voulez Vous Race Avec Moi?

[@thomask90]

did the french also do the rollcages?

[@user-lb1by6fw7m]

The Peugeot are the winner in the leeeeeeed and speeeeeeeed

[@maxkb5515]

Woow ! Where is the v6 Clio ?? Mmh??

[@whoarewe7515]

The three best t.v presenters in the .......................... World.

[@robertnapier624]

Tonight….. a French woman gives us the finger.

[@davethenerd1369]

I feel able to comment since I am married to one of them, but this is exactly how French women drive. Also, the lady in the film is quite young. Wait until she is in her 40s and a real French driving swearing maniac. No wonder I have grey hair.

[@Arnaud-D]

👍👍👍👍

[@garrycroft4215]

🤣🔥✅

[@Mihalyofficial]

The hamster gets 100 hp. 😆😆

[@Holmgrad]

Респект из России этой троице

[@MaxKrumholz]

OLD ONE

[@biryaniboy0427]

That french girl is peng icl whats her @?

[@oscar-jx3fj]

Bufetes

[@falcon_fighter8711]

First on a grand tour video

[@sdistcmotorsport112]

I bet u 2 it haha sorry mate

[@falcon_fighter8711]

Not sure mate

[@SilverShux]

@@falcon_fighter8711 he sure did beat your ass 🤣🤣

[@whoarewe7515]

Fight. Fight. Fight .....

[@cd9225]

grabs a civic.....

[@Whatshisname346]

I dunno, I wouldn’t be so flippant about taking on Belgian Twitter! Might end up with mayonnaise on your chips or a little bronze cherub peeing on you lawn.

[@sweaspurdoddd5466]

That's French girl is cute af

[@RRRVanquish1998]

Bugatti and Alpine count

[@azharfikri8446]

Would be better if Michele Mouton was there..

[@trainz2990]

She’d lap the entire group within a few laps

[@jacobbahr9316]

0:02 I don't think the French will like being compared to kings...

[@albert9784]

Why not choose the Clio sport V6, he got a Porsche engine

[@jamespatagueule4599]

nope the engine is v6 ESL (made by Peugeot & Renault), and Porshe help to develop in the latest version of this engine (like in the clio)