Clarkson, Hammond and May Race An Angry French Woman | The Grand Tour: Carnage A Trois

[@thegrandtour]

What was your favourite moment from Carnage A Trois? 🧐 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmLEeZiVabx2o6c

[@crediblesum5638]

4:50

[@happalula]

i honestly had 3 favourite moments: the anticipation of the upcoming episode from back when it was announced, watching the actual episode and enjoying every single second of it and lastly whenever i reminisced about the awesome episode i watched sorry, cant narrow it down any more than that, its just too awesome!

[@omareldahrawy9338]

All

[@quicknickdriver8510]

The vociferously expressive French woman

[@YOEL_44]

Carnage

[@KayJblue]

“You should go away in a reproductive manner” I’m definitely using that one.

[@kamakeno]

HAhahah .I paused and went looking for this comment.

[@jacobbahr9316]

It's almost as good as 'Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!'

[@quillmaurer6563]

@@jacobbahr9316 Is that from another episode? There was an episode of Top Gear where a German guy said "Scheiße" and the subtitle was "Oh bother." There really needs to be a compilation of all scenes from both shows where someone swears in a foreign language and it's translated into something hilariously innocent.

[@farxadd1]

@@quillmaurer6563 Pretty sure that's from Monty Python and the holy grail.

[@quillmaurer6563]

Been waiting to see this bit again since the episode aired. 4:04 is the best moment of the entire episode, with the sailor-mouth French girl and overly literal subtitles. She, her vocabulary, and this manner of subtitles should be a regular part of the show!

[@dubyas1989]

That part made me laugh too, she’s great and the subtitle person needs a raise.

[@isabella2472]

Whoever did the captions for the french woman is amazing

[@solitudegaming]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that despite everything else he does on the show that Jeremy is actually a pretty good driver

[@jkingenglish]

Hehe what about Hammond 😂

[@solitudegaming]

@@jkingenglish in the many years I've been watching this trio, I havnt gotten the chance to find out how well Hammond drives because he's always in a hedge or the hospital 😀

[@thegrandtour]

He even managed to hold his own pretty well against the legendary Abbie Eaton 🏁 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqawqGaNjZurhcU

[@solitudegaming]

@@thegrandtour Just, wow. If he was in anything remotely as capable as that 911 I think he wouldve had her, well done for being in a Urus. People out here sleeping on Jeremy's skill. If he cared to, I think he couldve gone pro...but im glad he didnt.

[@Doug791]

@@thegrandtour oh come on , he had 40bhp more , mind you , he must weigh 10stone more than Abbie.😂

[@wallebi1910]

“Go away in a reproductive manner “ lmao

[@megaverner]

I'm gonna start using that.😅

[@nobody-wk6ej]

Abby giving no fucks about Jezza's extra horses... Love it.

[@alistairwalker2850]

Power means nothing when you’re lighter. And God knows Abbie in the Saxo was at least two stone lighter than Jezza in that 106

[@Orion3741]

Song from Belgian artist Plastic Bertrand : "Ça Plane Pour Moi" ( 1977 ).

[@clementpoon120]

i like how the french woman just kept swearing

[@aaronbryan5095]

Should've gave her the good ol' PIT maneuver.

[@gerjanrubens2698]

Don't like, ordinair

[@ThePastaManCan]

Only thing they're good at

[@red-one5923]

@@ThePastaManCan yes but no

[@thomasmorel1447]

@@ThePastaManCan And what about you ? Where do you come from ? I will tell you what you’re good at

[@airwavesfromholland]

Liked the loudmouth french Woman, she was spreading some love aroud 🤣🤣

[@Mondoblasto0]

Those flying drone shots were SO GOOD!

[@Rocinante_1980]

When Abby is on the track, you have no chance of winning. That woman is epic.

[@italianduded1161]

I hated her every second of it.... yep... she is a French woman she did a very good job

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@italianduded1161- Abbie is NOT French! This from Wikipedia: Abigail Eaton is a British racing driver from the East Riding of Yorkshire, England. She starred as the test driver for the second and third series of The Grand Tour, an Amazon Prime Video-exclusive motoring series. Eaton is a qualified racing instructor and a performance driving coach. Born: 2 January 1992 (age 31 years), Kingston upon Hull

[@italianduded1161]

@@AtheistOrphan oh my bad…. ehm… yep, she is a British woman.

[@AtheistOrphan]

@MyMediaArchive - No, all the Stigs have been male. (And with cast-Iron BBC contracts so I heard!)

[@mattsmith5267]

Love Hamsters “Racing Overalls”, with “TIT Face” on the Right hand side!🤦🏻‍♂️🤣. I can’t argue with the sentiment!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Neptun2006]

The French woman uses a lot German Autobahn Greetings.

[@quillmaurer6563]

Granted haven't driven on an Autobahn, but I get the sense Germans would calmly say "Your driving skills disappoint me," which is a far bigger insult than any string of French expletives.

[@thedudegrowsfood284]

The American hatchbacks tried to make it, but the Pinto caught fire, and the Chevette died (of embarrassment, perhaps).

[@redmr2na]

And the GLHS couldn't be bothered to race.

[@lightsfansofthewest481]

Ever heard of the Ford Focus RS?

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

@@lightsfansofthewest481 It's got a Ford badge but it's made by Europeans

[@ArpanDebnath_online]

Natural french lunatic।।😂😂 James May is hillarious

[@nathanparry8315]

Can we take a moment to talk about the drone footage. The drone pilot is a monster!

[@beau_croom]

“The race director has been murdered, maybe we can edit that out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Carguy9826]

This looks so incredibly fun😂

[@NikesZ28]

God yes, possibly better then sex 😁

[@benjaminmathew260984]

@@NikesZ28 definitely better than sex

[@Carguy9826]

Guys this is about. Cars🤣

[@S-T-E-V-E]

The Peugeot 205 and 306 sold like hotcakes back in the day, as did the Clio and the Saxo but how many French cars do you see in Britain these days?

[@ollielynch4733]

I still see a lot of Clios, but certainly not as much of a variety of French cars as there used to be. Don’t really see many hatchback Peugeots anymore, apart from the new 208? Which is being clearly outsold by the Corsa. The French hatches just aren’t desirable anymore; been overrun by chavved up Ford Fiestas

[@S-T-E-V-E]

@@ollielynch4733 I think Kia and Hyundai have taken a chunk of the market!

[@trevormoir1927]

Expensive repairs.🇬🇧

[@ZJS0113]

Absolutely loads of Peugeots and Renaults

[@IanRossDavies]

Probably more than you realise, new Peugeot and Citroen are selling relatively well. Citroen in particular, e-C4 is a very popular electric choice it seems.

[@ostrobogulousgaming]

Proving the sentiment that the English swear a lot is "utter fookin' bollocks mate" 👏 Touché Madame Touché.

[@Decamargo92]

Proper wheelman on the Mégane...on that side of things

[@jamesc8122]

I have to say there's some excellent track work from him, lovely, lovely guy really.

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

I think Abby was giving French girl some fancy eyes.

[@Jermeister]

😍

[@coinhunter3758]

The Little French Girl Is Adorable As Hell! LOL She Gave Us Quite A Good Laugh She's Great!

[@ThatOneDane]

*Beep* *Swearing in French* *More beeping*

[@SteveRogers-qz9bd]

looking forward to new episodes, my wish is that the presenters are healthy so they can always bring us this show

[@EnoVarma]

Fun Fact: "Plastic Bertrand" is actually a euphemism for someone who's Belgian in name only and French in reality.

[@alistairwalker2850]

French and Ukrainian, but born in Brussels

[@Ricamundo]

I don't know what i loved more. Hammond's jacket, or that potty mouth French cutie. :))

[@GUMP3RT]

It's sniff petrol in the megane

[@FisherHDX]

We just watched this episode recently to. Lol. It has to be one of my favs.

[@fonix7511]

the french woman should be in another episodes😂 she was funny😂

[@mattfalci2556]

just look at hammonds racesuit @0:13 lmao

[@martinbone2889]

When you see Abby driving you can see she is a proffesional driver ...how she is seated in the car the position 🤩 She is top.. Had a blast to watch you guys are funny ..

[@alpine_e9281]

“My dash appears to be coming off” Should’ve thrown the trim out because weight reduction

[@volt8684]

Pure entertainment

[@beau_croom]

4:55 I always thought he was swiss 🥁

[@MalusVexFPV]

Love the fpv racing drone footage 😎👍

[@dubyas1989]

Apparently Clarkson needs at least 41hp over Abbie to beat her.

[@tonypowell7529]

Love them or hate them, you can’t deny they’re entertaining

[@tony66au]

Whom ever did the Subtitles? Thank you for making it all seem very sexy, like watching a Euro Movie on a pretentious Telly Channel but with better looking actors, More action and a Plot I can follow :-)

[@jeanaymard3015]

th Citroën Saxo model driven by Abby is appreciated in Rally. It's a fun car to drive and sticks to the road. it may be less powerful than Clarkson 's for example but it's very light.

[@nailmcnugget9284]

Definitely matched with Abi on tinder before. Only thing I've got to contribute to this

[@audiwankenobi361]

I would love to show some love to the drone pilot!

[@Neptun2006]

I’m not sure what is written on Hammonds racing suite… 😂

[@Deadsphere]

"It's got no traction control and I've spun!"

[@Vickyvee97]

I wished America had tracks like this!

[@CedricFlavien-bd8vc]

its so cool clio Megan an 206 ,177, 230 bhp. ,1.1 ton , manual 6 speed

[@Annabelle66633]

"The mighty Peugeot is in the LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"

[@kostasnls4566]

3:14 hammond's statement is true i own one of these heaps

[@tyronewhitehead2737]

Exciting. Love this

[@AnthroGearhead]

would have been nice if Pierre Gasly and Charles Leclrec were invited

[@sdistcmotorsport112]

First! Wooo and all of it haha. I wish there was more content honestly

[@shilohstore6086]

First on the first...boom

[@sdistcmotorsport112]

@@shilohstore6086 first on the first first comment?

[@jakedrake3660]

glad you guys didn´t forget the 306

[@alexanderfinch4432]

I've got a Peugeot 207 GTi and I'll admit I'm disappointed they didn’t use one in this race but it's still a great French hot hatch.

[@jkingenglish]

Hehehe I can imagine people betting whether hammond will crash or not

[@NikesZ28]

Would love to have really nice 306 GTI 😎

[@Whatshisname346]

I dunno, I wouldn’t be so flippant about taking on Belgian Twitter! Might end up with mayonnaise on your chips or a little bronze cherub peeing on you lawn.

[@Mustafasediqi]

Great 👏👍❤️ Nice Race

[@thegrandtour]

There are even more epic races here 👀 kzbin.info/aero/PLSXPYspKybUehR0XvBWIr1YT8joMweAUO

[@NGMonocrom]

Let's be honest.... we were all expecting Clarkson to get the finger. Seemed like the obvious choice. 😂

[@quillmaurer6563]

Between his skill and his car he was too far out front for her to flip off and cuss at.

[@thebrit1976]

Speeeeed and Power!!!!! 🇬🇧❤️

[@vinnygaudino5017]

Is this the same track where they did rallycross on Top Gear?

[@jinxvrs]

Yeah - Lydden Hill in Kent which is probably the UK's best known rallycross circuit.

[@jourwalis-8875]

Clarkson is a mad man!

[@z4961]

The saxo or 106 1.6l 16v was officially declared by Peugeot as 125 horsepower but in reality it was more around 135 hp

[@MSBRICKS7]

I would prefer more content like with the tents and them talking that taking a year to make one hour long special

[@NBM397]

I think they were aiming for 2 or 3 specials a year/series. Then COVID happened.

[@MSBRICKS7]

@@NBM397 ye I hate COVID it’s ruined everything

[@S500-]

Hammond's Race Suite Say " Tit face " These Guys Allways Do That kind of thing when Racing Happen, And They Miss First bit when Race Starts then Stop within seconds for Lunch

[@AtheistOrphan]

Bathroom suite or bedroom suite? (*Suit).

[@smithyc2051]

So much fun 😂

[@Cherokeelion]

Good to see Abbie back from injury!

[@5gvaccinator343]

It is an old episode. Unfortunately.

[@Cherokeelion]

@@5gvaccinator343 ah ok

[@Potatotree50]

“The shhhpeeed!”

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

Fabulous. Driving

[@whoarewe7515]

The three best t.v presenters in the .......................... World.

[@dragonback6075]

Hope she bought you dinner first 😁😁😁

[@emmanuelspaeth7065]

Because I'm a good french citizen a can only agree with bad words and good cars 😉

[@massimoricciardi6202]

Looks like fun Abby is funny as hell lol.

[@robertnapier624]

Tonight….. a French woman gives us the finger.

[@khalilthebarber3454]

I love u guys.yr fan from morocco

[@Benjiman20]

Abbie looks gorgeous without a helmet, like 10times better, just wow

[@MrWortWort1]

The french woman is entertaining She should be part of gang Add some young blood and a scent of tuna to the group 🤣

[@quillmaurer6563]

Gives an interesting thought to ponder - could The Grand Tour live on without the trio, in the way Top Gear didn't really accomplish? Perhaps new cast members join and become part of the gang, gradually replacing the main trio one-by-one? With them working with the original trio for a while, plus having a transition period so that the show can evolve with them and the fans can get used to them, I could see it working with the right people. Just need to ensure that they're not established "car journalists" as was Top Gear's mistake, but instead are just utter goofballs with good chemistry together. French potty mouth girl feels like the right kind of person.

[@عبدهبلبول]

The Peugeot are the winner in the leeeeeeed and speeeeeeeed

[@boombox4037]

As always no one reviews car like we do

[@davethenerd1369]

I feel able to comment since I am married to one of them, but this is exactly how French women drive. Also, the lady in the film is quite young. Wait until she is in her 40s and a real French driving swearing maniac. No wonder I have grey hair.

[@neilthomas9365]

Ax gt??

[@zacharyknollman5731]

Love these guys 2022 im salty that netflix hulu or hbo wont show this but the eill show top gear without these guys its not as good without the original guys james j and hammond are the best

[@SwordQuake2]

Half of the song is from here apparently

[@robinraphael]

they all ok it's been a while since some new material

[@ViveSemelBeneVivere]

Alternative title Voulez Vous Race Avec Moi?

[@jacobbahr9316]

0:02 I don't think the French will like being compared to kings...

[@thomask90]

did the french also do the rollcages?

[@maxkb5515]

Woow ! Where is the v6 Clio ?? Mmh??

[@jevgenijtihij9020]

Rally race

[@Mihalyofficial]

The hamster gets 100 hp. 😆😆

[@Tommy712rus]

Is this new episode?

[@16ats]

Thats the same track they used in top gear cheaper than golf episode

[@thabisoleeuw6757]

Jeremy not holding his racing lines

[@Holmgrad]

Респект из России этой троице

[@sweaspurdoddd5466]

That's French girl is cute af

[@azharfikri8446]

Would be better if Michele Mouton was there..

[@trainz2990]

She’d lap the entire group within a few laps

[@RRRVanquish1998]

Bugatti and Alpine count

[@biggerminds523]

When you see a beautiful french girl like her, who cares about cars.

[@falcon_fighter8711]

First on a grand tour video

[@sdistcmotorsport112]

I bet u 2 it haha sorry mate

[@falcon_fighter8711]

Not sure mate

[@SilverShux]

@@falcon_fighter8711 he sure did beat your ass 🤣🤣

[@whoarewe7515]

Fight. Fight. Fight .....

[@cd9225]

grabs a civic.....

[@krzysloza1676]

0:40 POLSKA GUROM

[@tymonm8427]

This is an insult for my favorite French car (Peugeot 206)

[@jamespatagueule4599]

I hope this is the only french car you know

[@MaxKrumholz]

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