Clean Comedy and Cookin’ Candy with Brian Regan and Tom Papa | Something’s Burning | S1 E19

A couple clean comics come by the kitchen for peanut brittle, rum runners, and conversation. Brian Regan, Tom Papa, and I chat about baking bread, cooking shows, and stealing jokes. Plus, we talk about what artisanal hobbies we would have if we quit comedy.
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RUM RUNNERS:
1. Combine 1 ounce of each into a cocktail shaker with ice
* Light Rum
* Dark Rum
* Banana Liqueur
* Blackberry Liqueur
* Orange Juice
* Pineapple Juice
* A SPLASH of grenadine
2. String into glass over fresh ice
3. Float a little rum on top and light it on fire
4. Garnish with orange slice
BACON PEANUT BRITTLE
1. Butter a foil-lined baking sheet
2. Cook slices of bacon until crisp; drain and split in half
3. Make sugar candy
* Combine sugar, corn syrup, water in a saucepan
* Cook over medium-high heat until 260°
* Remove from heat and add butter, peanuts, and salt.
* Stir and continue cooking on medium-high heat untip the syrup turns golden brown and reaches 285°
* Stir in bacon, vanilla extract, and baking soda
* Cook until the foam subsides and darkens slightly
4. Pour onto lined baking sheet and spread around to form a thin layer
5. Let cool; break into pieces
HOMEMADE BUTTER
1. Fill jar with heavy cream; screw on lid
2. Shake 5-7 minutes until a lump has formed
3. Separate out the buttermilk
4. Rinse the butter ball in water until water is clear
5. Mix in salt
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[@JustKeith]

Brian Regan deserves way more props than he gets.

[@xrmighty]

He has a a lot of fans. He's been in comedy for a long time. Anyone who knows comedy definitely knows he's hilarious.

[@Guy.On.The.Couch.]

​@@xrmightymeh

[@Kmc9]

No he doesn't. There's a reason he isn't bigger than he is. Same with Orny. They aren't funny. Only people with low IQ's will watch them perform and consider it comedy. Tom Papa is great though.

[@flynnplumlee5293]

He's awesome in Loudermilk

[@ManateeMentality]

Brian Regan makes me laugh harder than almost anybody.

[@sethgodfrey9974]

I love watching this show when I cook. Always loved Brian Regan. He is undoubtedly one of the best!

[@user-ow8mq4jo8c]

I gotta watch it if Regan is on.

[@coopdeloop88]

March 17 2016. Des Moines Funnybone. Bert is headlining, after the show in the bar, we see a huge tour bus pull into the parking lot, it was Brian Regan who was at the theatre in town. It was cool to see Bert so hyped to meet the great Regan in person. Love you sexy Bert. The rest of your muscles have caught up to your shoulders lately!!!!!

[@Bruceskyy]

You could have stopped covid19 that day but chose not to

[@perfectifmelancholy]

😂😂😂 ​@@Bruceskyy

[@Sfeliciano4]

😂

[@lemiracle614]

I love Tom Papa!! Regan, too!! It's so exciting to see them on a podcast, especially together. Good match, Bart!!

[@spiritink2393]

I legitimately think Bert is an absolute homie, every time he says stuff like "ever want to build a cabin" I'm over here watching like yeah... lol loved seeing you live in cinci last year!

[@joebluhm]

SMART TO SHARE THIS AGAIN. Just as fresh as can be. Watching new!

[@kholertownfloods6324]

Its nice to see the old episodes again. Burt had the joy of comedy, his guests didn't have the specter of trump or the pandemic. A simpler time.

[@dallasgoodfellow1686]

Brian regans great in loudermilk shows dope

[@bobbifergus3110]

Thank goodness Tom brought something to eat! 😂

[@KalElvis]

The only Comedian I see in this clip is Brian Regan

[@Babygoat34]

Brian Regan is awesome. Would love to see him more on Rogan

[@PaulShivery]

As an old guy who has been watching all of them since they, ahem, were practicing, it's fun to see them as wizened practitioners of both comedy and life. Didn't start trying to swing vocab, sorry. Respect.

[@noahhellya]

Thank you for putting the directions in the video as well.

[@crowe9385]

Bert dying his beard lollllll

[@Shawnsanchez77]

Drinking those without straws seems criminal.

[@BelleMoonbeam]

Yay Tom Papa!!!

[@Guy.On.The.Couch.]

The worst

[@joseurdaneta5757]

Hilarious! Thanks!🤣🤣🤣

[@valarielangford9166]

Omg, favorites 😂

[@Sonofgrievous]

There are comics that have to work to be funny and Regan who is just funny

[@TheLoveInYourEar]

I'm seeing Tom in Atlantic City with my love 🙌🙌🙌❤️

[@hollishartley1125]

Stir the candy!!!😅

[@bendershome4discountorphan859]

Kids are the funniest beings on earth

[@seraph6758]

Thanks

[@taylorcarlson9534]

I’ll be your sous chef!! I’ll get all the mise en place.

[@deaderthendead041]

I'd honestly love to see bert do a show where he makes his own beer & liquor like master distiller, call it "something's brewing"

[@Wby203]

Papa! Great joke!!

[@4martch]

The look on his face after Bert putting his fingers on the ingredients and LICKING HIS FINGERS! Also why are all of his guests needing to tell him to wash his hands!!!!!Oh Burnt on something s Berting

[@shelaughs185]

That looks like the no-knead bread I made last weekend. The long (12 hour rise) kind of ferments a little during the rise. It's good stuff.

[@craigdemko7976]

First ever roller coaster was the cyclone at Coney Island

[@chrishuddle1]

Bert’s brittle is actually how GOOD peanut brittle is supposed to look like

[@sbctdizzle1]

Collab with Sean and Marley next please!

[@user-ho1oh9vr3j]

I drink like Archer. As soon as I recognize I'm awake!

[@seandubenko4189]

I would love to be Bert's sous chef! I have tons of experience. Lol

[@_HippieThugg_]

BEST. OUTRO. EVER.

[@ZephyrCreed]

I would put Tom Papa at somewhere between my number one comic and number three. Of all the GOATs he’s top 3, and I’m not sure who’s number one.

[@vinmad6669]

LOVE Tom n Brian #BURTRUINSIT I OUT

[@user-ho1oh9vr3j]

Norm Macdonald was "Hello... do you hear yourself ". His pitch was practice what you preach!

[@user-ho1oh9vr3j]

Bert with "250,250,250...." squirted in my eye. I am suing for violation 😮

[@Jack-iu9td]

I just saw Brian a few months ago… I liked him better here

[@ArticBigFoot]

Tom and Brian at 15:03

[@floki-man]

This episode gives the impression Bert hasn’t cooked often. I would work with Bert to build cabin and make shoes. I also have wind and hydroelectric inventions I need to build prototypes of, so we could even make patents together. I have a BS in petroleum engineering and it’s my life’s ambition to bankrupt the gas and oil industry.

[@user-wb1wt2ge6e]

I love how nowadays we got comedians telling us what’s funny

[@user-wb1wt2ge6e]

dance for the dimes jesters

[@jamesray9009]

Bert should try oven baking bacon and adding brown sugar

[@lalah9481]

💖💖💖

[@princevegeta-son]

I can't ever figure out if Brian Regan or Jim Gaffigan stole each other's voice

[@jamesmcalister3680]

Gang gang 😂

[@mearnax2]

Whoa Somethin s burnin Bert’s career

[@mschmalfeldt]

A couple of great comedians! And Bert Kreischer

[@blackbluestudio6338]

Bert does that all the time but he’s usually making baby batter not butter😂

[@pamartin]

How very strange and weird this is... No wonder I'm here 😅 Keep on!

[@robertjmckenna]

I thought Bert had an assistant.

[@Bren3669]

damn, i thought this was a new episode

[@janiebrossmann1178]

🤣🤣

[@Poofys_Puffhouse]

Hey bert. Let's go build a cabin. By hand. I've never done it and have wanted to do something off grid.

[@BigShotMike95]

Danny Graves and Brad Radke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@deaneggenschwiller2992]

Is this a re upload?

[@nathanielvargas3863]

Yes

[@arrogantsvede]

That is a good show. Bert tries to make things. There’s a pro there as well of course but not hands on

[@Driven_Dragon]

Shoulda Woulda Coulda Put Candied jalapenos into the brittle?!

[@michaelebradshaw2562]

BART release the Todd glass episode

[@xskyex5320]

wtf is a shot going to do? lol

[@PandaBeXar71]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BTA1991]

Is this an actual new episode or an old episode they've re-uploaded? Because they've been doing that a lot recently.

[@CountGremlin]

Yes

[@GorbyP]

Old

[@derek-iy6ch]

It's old, bert got the rights to the original series so he's been re-uploading them in between new episodes

[@mattyisinSD]

an ATM that only dispenses pennies? comedy

[@robertjennings9044]

Hey, if four year year-old kids in Asia can make shoes it can’t be that hard🤷‍♂️

[@alialrassam6432]

Is Regan related to Jim Carrey, he's looks like him

[@Guy.On.The.Couch.]

Redbar is king

[@joke4301]

“That’s how people made bread 14 thousand years ago” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@thomasenglish1172]

40:14

[@cme4114]

Tom Papa serving up the humility to Brent right out of the gate is the best. Tom Papa is everyone's dad you don't want to disappoint.

[@chadchadchadchadchad]

Watch REDBAR's breakdown of this. It is fabuloso.

[@zionkid420]

Chambord was def not on that ingredient list.

[@Jestinphish420]

In place of the blackberry liqueur

[@nathanegbert7999]

Bert I would personally like to submit my application to be your assistant.

[@user-pl4ih5mw1k]

Isn't this show get down with Sean and Marley? It's the same premise

[@elizabethquraishi7843]

Brian looks like Jim Carrey lol

[@Coolbreezyitsez]

He really does

[@jamesmontano2618]

My first thought lol

[@DevinGThatsMe]

27 and fresh out a divorce, learn from me Bert *DONT* lol - grass aint greener on the other side but it sure is a lot more Peaceful and Quiet (and less stressful), also unlimited video games and pu... you know what it depends on your interpretation lol

[@Fishingdudethegreat]

This is killing me you need serrated knife to cut bread

[@Jestinphish420]

I’d love to hear the guests actually complete more than 42% of their sentences.

[@numbskull20]

Redbar Radio covered this one already. It's worth a watch.

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

Who cares about rebar lmao

[@numbskull20]

Redbar would never repost an old episode.

[@snappdre]

hes not the first.

[@hettel_visual]

How about labeling the old episodes more clearly? Takes away from the hype about uploads when it's just a rerun yet again.

[@trentb276]

Season 1, episode 9 isn't clear enough?

[@hettel_visual]

@@trentb276 no. I guarantee you most people don't know what fucking "season" the show is on. It's needlessly confusing.

[@erikaharper1846]

Omg, I'm so not white

[@user-wb1wt2ge6e]

new show name strangers make bart feel better😂

[@gapeach7227]

Stop touching everything with your hands

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

That's Bert for ya lol

[@khaledelsayed5357]

This old….. it’s not cool to just rerelease shit

[@toddrobertson3424]

Bert, bro... why are you (your team) uploading old episodes as new ones? they are already out there.. if you ant got nothing new to put up, then just promote your old shit on socials.. this just comes across as hacky and a money grab.. we dont want to get old ses1 eps while we are all waiting on shit, come on, you're sort of taking the piss here.. dont get me wrong i respect how driven Bert is,but this is just lazy. re-uploading so it pops into your subscribers feed.. no new content. come on dude.. not mad, just disappointed.

[@user-pl4ih5mw1k]

Bert's speech impediment/lisp is unbearable to listen to. Or maybe you're comedy just sucks so bad that's all I can pay attention to

[@andrewt013]

no one asked

[@Incognico_92]

Bert is spiraling quickly. Completely manic. Not funny anymore.

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

This is an old episode so guess he wasn't funny back then either 😆

[@Incognico_92]

The video is 8 days old and my comment is 7 days old.😂 You're right though, he isn't funny, just an addict with the right circle of friends.

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

@@Incognico_92 it's a repost of an old episode. He reposts old ones in between his new episodes. You can tell by the set. And old references to things in the past.

[@Nick-ih5em]

Sorry, but those two guys are not funny at all

[@F--kyouTony]

Use a spoon to float booze