Clip - Clerks 2 Star Wars vs Lord of The Rings

[@Jamie-cc1vw]

"3 movies of people walking to a fuckin' volcano. Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies." hahahaha

[@Drewskii59]

@Akshay Natu somebody get a load of this guy^

[@McGauley93]

@Akshay Natu looks like you still dream of the Sam/Frodo suck fest

[@joshuabarboza859]

That shit was so fuckin funny

[@theprinceoftides6836]

FnA, why doesn't Gandalf just ride one of his Eagles and drop the bloody ring in a flybuy at Mt Doom. BOOM, problem solved lol.

[@UltraGalaxyify]

@@theprinceoftides6836 Because he and the Eagles, who are basically gods on Middle Earth, would be corrupted by the One Ring; Because Mordor is heavily defended; Because Sauron would see them coming; Because you're an idiot.

[@manco828]

I like that Randall painted the image so vivid in the nerd's mind he had to hurl.

[@odeleon24]

We need Clerks 3 to see Randall’s thoughts on the last Star Wars movies

[@johncampbell9107]

Amen

[@BlumpMusic]

Yes!!!

[@jackdbutton]

Shit I hope

[@midnightfury4584]

Oh... god. He would rip them a new asshole. As for Kevin, I would only hope he would write Randall’s scathing review based on what he would say, not as an extension of Kevin.

[@FlashEarth89]

Hell yeah! Lord of the Rings early series were far much much better than the new Star Wars movies from Hell. I'm begging Kevin Smith to roast them movies next.

[@nimbusflamel8844]

"Even the trees walked in those movies!"

[@MoreThan_Bob1776]

"Fuckin A" 😵

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear nim

[@mrbrowz1000101]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@WISHUTRY2KILLME]

Gold

[@FranklinHicks-qs4gs]

Good job dolt. You can transcribe. Thank you

[@Mcdfr123]

The guys face looks like he could play Stan in a live action American dad.

[@ihurricane7]

I thought that was Robbie rotten from lazytown

[@maximusprime3459]

He looks like Mac Tonite without his shades.

[@tlo4sheelo]

I love the LOTR, but “Even the fucking trees walked in those movies!” slays me every time.

[@TeamPaidToDrive]

How could you love the LOTR? 😂 Randall summed it up pretty well! haha

[@tlo4sheelo]

@@TeamPaidToDrive I guess I just like walking ;)

[@TeamPaidToDrive]

@@tlo4sheelo Especially the trees!

[@elmanuele]

As a violently passionate star wars fan, lotr tells a better story in a much better way, walking trees and all lmao

[@anatoldenevers237]

@@elmanuele Star Wars had brilliant ideas but fumbled parts of the story is my opinion, LOTR never fumbled.

[@johnnybgood1015]

That Padme, Mannequin Skywalker line was hilarious!

[@shadowknight969]

I gonna sued you for making fun of me.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

Every line was hilarious.

[@vigo894]

He fell for one of the classic 2 blunders. One, never get involved in a land war in Asia. And two, never get in a Star Wars versus lord of The Rings argument with Randall Graves.

[@TheAspieGamer66]

Vigo 894 and now the Hobbit

[@highpineapple]

"To think, it was your cup that was poisoned" ".....they were both poisoned"

[@Krooksbane]

“Where was I?”

[@timjergans5792]

Inconceivable!

[@russelllangworthy8855]

@@timjergans5792 I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[@florinivan6907]

'Oh, what the fuck happened to this world?' Just wait a few more years and 2006 will seem great.

[@crowns9966]

2006 was a really cool year ngl

[@msaidrahim4280]

yeap...2000s was a geat year

[@Vichedges]

2006 was a great year, Colts won the SB!

[@kurdtkobain674]

The biggest rivalry was blink or sum. Good times

[@GhostFaceX95]

Yeah ‘06 was awesome. Way better than now

[@PJJ196]

I remember watching this in the movie theater, my stomach cramped so hard from laughing

[@WarriorNewb]

F*cking A

[@tylormorris9244]

"Flat out bricks in frodos mouth"😂😂😂 shit kills me

[@ryline666]

But did you die?

[@vaddix9980]

@@ryline666 I got shot.

[@ryline666]

@@vaddix9980 Wasn't asking you. But I hope you're okay.

[@vaddix9980]

@@ryline666 You're quoting a movie that was released years later. I understood. OP doesn't.

[@anthonycerulli5524]

I died laughing myself lol

[@lavosdream5809]

In technology class our teacher made us watch a documentery on the making of the lord of rings trilogy. I never looked at movies the same after that. The amount of work put into that trilogy blows my mind.

[@gustaferiksson1503]

If you haven’t already seen them, watch the extended version behind the scenes. Even more mind blowing than BtS on cinema version🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@DARKSHADEBLADE]

I agree those movies logically should've been impossible to make due to the amount of work ethic everyone involved had to put in

[@alexguerrero3002]

crazy how it took that much effort to make a movie about a bunch of guys walking to a volcano

[@jp3813]

The most difficult shoot of all time was for James Cameron's The Abyss (1989).

[@SpecialFanLilMan]

I remember that they had an entire department that just made the chain mail.

[@Stillreal312]

Love that he felt the need to switch hats before taking the customers order

[@manco828]

Welcome to Mooby's can I take your order?

[@guillermocorreatedesco2011]

"they are not gay, they are hobbits!"

[@franksbtka1624]

"Captain Picard is not gay. He's British."

[@xjayydope_]

🤣🤣🤣

[@xjayydope_]

@@valentinoquinn7952 and you also watch this movie on tubi

[@darrenpat182]

​@@franksbtka1624 I thought he was french

[@communistcomputergod6449]

@@franksbtka1624 all British men are gay. Matter of fact, the concept of James Bond is: what if there was a British man who was straight.

[@yoshis9254]

Randall Graves deserves his own show

[@RicklessSanchez]

To pay own show? Pssh please Clerk 3 already make the movie.

[@Zero8880]

Christopher Lee played basically the same part in both trilogies (prequels for Star Wars) The main villain in the 2nd movie. The 2nd in command to the main villain. Both were once great powers for good who fell to darkness. Both died in the first act of the third movie. Both captured the protagonist and tried to convert them to his side.

[@nighthawkviper6791]

He probably thought about that while he was performing.

[@randybaumery-u5r]

Dracula. The Man with the Golden Gun.

[@cammykins5813]

Also second in command with plans to eventually betray/take over boss’ position for better or worse.

[@hiphopguru81]

Should have been Darth Jar-Jar. Count Cookies was an emergency edit character. They had to drastically change the script for Clones because of the backlash from Jar-Jar. It was supposed to be Yoda vs Darth Jar-Jar. Would have been GREATEST reveal in cinema history. Lucas chickened out. Sucks big tim

[@ytfanman5076]

I didn't know Quentin Tarantino was in this movie and is a fan of Lord of the Rings?

[@paulthomas8749]

Wow. I did knot now that ether 🥊⛳️🎬

[@paulthomas8749]

Hey I think I have a WW I did it at while I didn’t know that OK so it says hey I think I have a Volkswagen hey I think I have a WW I did it while I don’t know that OK so it says hey I think I have a Volkswagen hey I think

[@CivilianPr0ject]

Looks fucking nothing like Quentin Tarantino are you on acid?

[@kidkique]

Hapsburg jaw

[@holzapfelstein]

@@CivilianPr0ject - He looks like the guy who played Robbie Rotten!

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

3:12 Brings a whole new meaning to Sam's line, "Share the load!"

[@itsRabbitSeasonYo]

🤢🤮

[@terraxxx]

Waaaay underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@JohanKylander]

" Give it to us raw "

[@SpecialFanLilMan]

I just discovered this joke and I’m regretting it

[@JurassicLion2049]

😂😂😂😂

[@devilpupbear09]

"Look at you two, whipping out your preciouses!" xD

[@Justmyhandle]

As someone who grew up on Star Wars but also enjoys & respects Tolkien's work, this is just as much gold to me today as it was when I was a kid. Say what you will about Clerks II (The original is better, of course), but it's funny as all hell at points.

[@jmsmith1767]

“… oh, sick burn” is so fucking perfect then it gets even better when Randall says “then Samm flat out bricks in Frodo’s mouth”

[@xx3astmanxx928]

Idk how how they filmed this scene without falling into hysterics lol

[@juggernaught79]

The customer looks like the tallest dwarf in the world.

[@heir2n018]

It's Quentin Tarantino

[@Jack__Savage]

@@heir2n018 it’s Kevin weisman not Tino lmao

[@Marx-Lennon]

“Whippin out yer precious’ “ gets me every fucking time

[@jordanverbeek5121]

Got to admit, the logical closure point was a solid argument.

[@blablablacksheep4]

Sam did give some tug and suck vibes during that scene so I get it.

[@johnochiltree1170]

No it wasn’t. The whole arc of Frodo was to save the shire and in doing so once returning he realized you can never go back. You hear that from a lot of war veterans.

[@FatGouf]

The ring destroyed was the closure of the plot, frodo at the haven is closure of the story.

[@DannySisto]

So you want 12 hours of background, character establishment, plot, subplot, and story arcs to just end with one basic single scene? Makes sense.

[@sebsignat8286]

People would have asked what happened next

[@BrxIghtside]

The dead quiet besides the intense argument is gold

[@GunToYoMouth]

"Fuckin' A" best line in this scene. Him realizing Randal is spitting facts.

[@colinm8200]

I think Lord of the Rings is better, but i did laugh at the Sam Frodo gay part.

[@igorz4582]

@@colinm8200 both are extremely boring and made for children

[@all_over_your_face2541]

@@igorz4582 Are they now?

[@kyguy3242]

@@igorz4582 I think I just found the worst take of all time.

[@joeycruz5929]

@@igorz4582 So do you not play video games either? F off

[@frikky99]

the subtle acting in the way he said "and one ring to bind them" is really incredible

[@dale6112]

When I was a teen these movies were awesome. Now that I'm 40 making minimum wage these movies are just depressing.

[@computerstuff8352]

lotr or clerks.......both? xD

[@sixforks6543]

I hear ya

[@kiyaleelevyrunaya9495]

Not the movies, just most of the people watching

[@funnivids]

I never liked LOTR. Shits boring and lame. I like Star Wars but over the last 10 years it's gotten so shitty that I can't even watch the originals anymore. They're so boring. I tried to watch them all. I just can't do it. They're just so painfully boring to me. Also, all the Disney shows suck. I've just lost complete interest in Star Wars. Moving forward they're gonna keep making more and more with new characters and spin offs and cartoons and blah blah. I just don't give a shit. It's all ruined anyway.

[@fuckTrump-v7j]

I greatly prefer LOTR, but this is just hilarious.

[@Raymond-gs5nd]

Lol rent free

[@austin_madore9417]

@@Raymond-gs5nd huh?

[@mannypistolas92]

@@austin_madore9417 he's referring to the guys name.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

The weirdest part is that some Ring fans agree with Randall on that one.

[@fuckTrump-v7j]

@@Raymond-gs5nd No, the cocksuckers who stormed the capital on January 6 are rent free.

[@JonCollinsMedia]

"when little Frito wakes up..." 🤣

[@camgodbold1039]

The best part about this scene is the two customers that stop eating their food to watch the argument... Fucking ay 🤣🤣

[@crowns9966]

Lmaoo yeah I thought they were gonna be like "look at those losers" but no, "Fucking A"

[@mrnukes797]

Food and a show

[@geneparmesan8748]

One of the fun little quirks of Kevin Smith movies (I find) is that they assume most of the side characters are just as down to talk about random nerdy BS as the lead characters. I love LOTR and Star Wars but if I were in a restaurant and saw the employee putting on this big of a performance in his argument in the middle of the store I’d just feel embarrassed for him. That said, I *was* this employee when I was 18 so some of that cringe is self-directed, knowing what it looked like to others.

[@guillermo7298]

@@crowns9966 hey almost a year but help me out, the guy saying fucking A is agreeing with Randall? Or is he implying Asshole? Damn English

[@ChrisMusson-kv8ph]

Both the original Star Wars trilogy and Lord of the rings trilogy are awesome.

[@funnivids]

They're both boring and lame.

[@sultaa86]

I actually played this Argument to some Guy at Wacken (German Metal Festival) who had not seen Clerks 2. He ended up getting so mad about it, he wanted to drive back home 😂

[@itsRabbitSeasonYo]

Did he puke when he said sam bricks in groups mouth

[@alcidesprieto1967]

LMAO

[@firstlast6437]

"Those Hobbit movies were boring as hell" A quote well ahead of it's time.

[@uioplkhj]

What ones is he referring to?The hobbits movies i know were shot after this video was published.

[@20TheGame09]

@@uioplkhj Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers and Return of the King. All of which were boring as fuck. I fell asleep watching fellowship.

[@TheChekan]

@@20TheGame09 clearly the academy didn't

[@psychedelicfright85]

@@TheChekan maybe they were all just too high to notice.

[@JessicaChastainFan]

@@20TheGame09 Fucking awful, too. You can make me sit through Ben-Hur 1959, The Ten Commandments and Spartacus because every second of those old epics were well made, extraordinary and had emotion. LOTR is sleep inducing garbage.

[@SuperSoupy]

If you'd told me in 2006 that they're gonna make 3 more Hobbit movies and 5 more Star Wars movies, and NOT ONE of them will be truly relevant in the long-term cultural zeitgeist... I'd have said... "damn, the future sucks".

[@ajpend]

Yes.

[@curtisebear1568]

“Even the fucking trees walked in those movies” 🤣

[@EricGraham94]

There's only one John, and it ain't "Carter"; it's "Wick"

[@chrisboutin2404]

Connor

[@EnriqueTortellini]

Cena

[@ximenam8198]

Fuck those two pussies. McClane is king

[@EricGraham94]

@@EnriqueTortellini fuck John Cena

[@EricGraham94]

@@ximenam8198 I was almost going to pick McClane, but it had to be one or the other

[@raymonwhiteside2646]

The customer looks like the dude who dressed in blue and biking outfit on some Nick Jr show

[@caesusgaming2022]

Godzilla fans vs Kong fans be like "There is only ONE king of the monsters and it ain't Kong"

[@beckonerseven9517]

Kong is King, but what is a King...to a God?

[@blackiemcblackerson8687]

@@beckonerseven9517 but what is a god to a non believer?

[@vladimir-savage72]

@@blackiemcblackerson8687 Stomps on you while you're entire body is a pile of broken mush .. Godzilla : Do you believe now?

[@angelmunoz34]

@@vladimir-savage72 *muffled mhmm

[@Do_i_amuse_you]

Why be a king, when you could be a God?

[@jinxiejae]

Im so old I remember when it was star wars vs. Star trek.

[@nicocrestmere9688]

JJ ruined em both. Please stop hiring this guy.

[@andmicbro1]

Both Star Wars and Star Trek suck now. LotR FTW!

[@ArkOnYoutube]

@@andmicbro1 star trek always sucked. Star wars is dead in movies but its killing it with its shows. And Lord of the Rings is Lord of the Rings

[@williamweide2956]

@@ArkOnKZbin imagine that, when you don't have an absolute hack directing, you actually get good content

[@theryumancer9639]

It still IS Star Wars vs Star Trek. LOTR is irrelevant. 😑

[@jeffsims8270]

1:03 - Yep, and it's BACK TO THE FUTURE!

[@funnivids]

Correct!

[@oxymontana]

Word

[@pablovagnor]

The " FVCKING A " always gets me

[@pittsburghguy2520]

I remember this scene from when I was in middle school lol one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen dude got so worked up over lord of the rings he threw up LMAOOO

[@slightlygone]

Oh I’m the geek? Look at the two of ya whipping out your “preciouses” 🤣🤣🤣

[@lchevere90]

Damn, in 2024 this hits different

[@darken27]

I fucking love the term "Sam flat out fuckin' bricks in Frodo's mouth"

[@divefraggle]

Fun fact: Kevin Smith was originally going to use David Cross (Tobias from Arrested Development) as the LOTR fan, but due to schedule conflicts it couldn't happen. This guy, from Alias, was the second choice.

[@jaredruff9823]

I actually wonder how this would've turned out if David Cross were in this, now that you mentioned it.

[@CLuvTV]

2:51…..the nerd getting pissed off was hilarious

[@jameshaggerty8348]

Randall had a point with the logical closure points, my brother in law and his dad said them and the audience kept getting up and down off the seats when ROTK came out, imagine seeing the extended edition in theater when you’ve never seen the movies at all.

[@andmicbro1]

I mean the movies got off easy, they omitted the Scouring of the Shire. In the books the Ring is destroyed at the halfway point. The other half is all the stuff that happens after that. My biggest pet peeve about the ending was the stupid fade to black that made it feel like 20 endings. That was definitely a bad choice of editing technique that still bothers me.

[@jameshaggerty8348]

@@andmicbro1 I love LOTR more than SW

[@Mikhail_Lokken]

​@@jameshaggerty8348that didn't age well

[@fletchersykes1660]

😂😂 this never gets old

[@Frank-ro2xh]

People make friendships like this to this day

[@MrStevehellboy]

That guy could be Quentin Tarantinos brother. He has the same eyes, hair and CHIN

[@SpecialFanLilMan]

No to mention the attitude

[@ericateup8672]

I clicked on this video because the picture of that guy looks like Quentin Tarantino had a baby with Mr. Bean.

[@PrinceLotor]

When that customer showed up my first honest-to-god thought was, "He looks familiar, what else was he in?"

[@inaaronshead7331]

He is in a TV show called Chuck. Was in Charmed, Frasier, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Just Shoot Me and The Pretender to name a few more known shows. He looks a little bit like Quentin Tarantino. He's got a few acting credits to his name Edit - here's his acting credits. m.imdb.com/name/nm0918858/filmotype/actor?ref_=m_nmfm_1

[@HeatGoesOn]

Kevin Weissman

[@enry898]

My wife watched something, Scorpion I think it was called, about a group of high IQ people, was pretty shit but this guy was in a couple episodes and my wife hated him and I loved him so used that to wind her up, think he was called Ray in that??

[@HovaNirvana]

He was the bad guy in the 18th episode of Season 3 of “Charmed”, called “Sin Francisco”, one of the greatest episodes of the series.

[@driprubies2464]

That “F*ckin A” always gets me 😂

[@alflemon2783]

I just came back from the theater after watching the 25 endings of the last movie.

[@CloneShockTrooper]

Man I miss this kind of humor 😂

[@OldieWan]

Randall has always been the king of projection in these movies.

[@CatMaster90001]

But Randal isn't gay?

[@OldieWan]

@@CatMaster90001You forgot to put 1 and 1 together here CatMaster. Randal is just the expression of Kevin Smith. When Randal's mouth is moving, it is Kevin's thought process that come out. Being how Kevin wrote Randal to be a closeted H.Sexual. Get it now?

[@CatMaster90001]

@@OldieWan That makes even less sense than before, actually. Yes, Randal is meant to represent Kevin Smith himself to a degree, anyone who knows anything about Smith himself and his filmography already knows that. That doesn't automatically mean Randal is a one-to-one clone of Smith, that's a major leap in logic if I ever saw one. They're two very different people with very different approaches to similar situations. Is calling Kevin Smith gay just because he ruined He-Man for you the most constructive use of your time? Go touch grass, bub, you clearly need it.

[@OldieWan]

@@CatMaster90001 TLDR

[@CatMaster90001]

@@OldieWan Skill issue, old timer

[@BernieMadoff-qv5in]

“Fuckin A.” Like he’s saying “finally someone’s saying it.”

[@jaredruff9823]

I gotta say, the guy who said that reminds me of the one guy from Godzilla vs Megalon.

[@BerrianPaleblood]

Imagine loving Lord of the Rings so much that you vomit.

[@SpecialFanLilMan]

That came straight out of nowhere 😅

[@owaisthegamer240]

I know they absolutely despise one another but you got to give them credit for listening to each other

[@Zodroo_Tint]

Very unrealistic. :)

[@Foxfried]

I'm sorry but Randal had a perfect summary of these movies, its is the truth. I see why people are upset!

[@jayjayson9613]

Hmmm, he skips over massive battles and amazing character moments but yeah other than that, he's right lol.

[@RicklessSanchez]

Too much successful on Star Wars.

[@Redshirt434]

The older I've gotten, the more I see that I'm just like Randall.

[@RicklessSanchez]

Yeah his confident so awesome.

[@randylahey8174]

Lmao when he says "bones" to fistbump

[@MSharif3D]

Oh hey, it's Dr. Finkel!

[@angelawolf6943]

LOL I was just watching the scene, while this video was playing. LOL

[@takehirotaniguchi6271]

Angela Wolf yeah, that’s how videos work.

[@angelawolf6943]

@@takehirotaniguchi6271 I mean, I was watching lotr on tv, while watching this video on youtube, "When he gave him that Gay look ..." I laugh. XD

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

Lol okay *WHY DID HE JUST PUKE?!* Was he so genuinely disgusted by the argument or did something else happen? 😂😂😂

[@eobardthawne5246]

It was the thought of Sam and Frodo having sex.

[@Putinhuylo3]

Well Randall did insert a mental picture of Sam shitting in Fredo’s mouth.

[@benhamilton1156]

@@Putinhuylo3 Thank you for that clarifying that.

[@anhiirr]

i think he honestly half validated randal mentally and was disgusted by HIMSELF XD for partially agreeing with randal

[@Raskullbx]

He is such a lotr fan. That he actually visualized what randal was saying about frodo and Sam and it made him throw up lmaooo. Not to much that it has been a theory for yrs that frodo was secretly in love with sam.

[@ARealPersonNotABot]

1:58 My favorite part of this whole incredible scene.

[@SacredNutrino]

"Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies"

[@jeffbastien3089]

I just realized Elias has his ears covered well Randall explains his ending version

[@shauno7582]

I forgot how Fucken hard I laughed when I first watched this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnthegreek1980]

“One ring to rule the world”-*Elias*

[@Sealae80]

That effin shrug kills me every time

[@Havik79]

This hasn't aged well has it, Anakins acting is nothing compared to the dumpster fire of the last 3.

[@Havik79]

@Aaron Sanders Don't do drugs dude.

[@ianfacerollsyou]

Rogue One is the only good Star Wars that came out, everything else was trash. The Force Awakens was great at first because nostalgia but once you took off your rose-tinted glasses it really wasn't that good either lol

[@Havik79]

@@ianfacerollsyou LOL, the movie with the main actoress who cries for 2 minutes than has resting blank face the other 2 hours and shows ZERO emotions.

[@ianfacerollsyou]

@@Havik79 still better than any of the other Star Wars that came out

[@Havik79]

@@ianfacerollsyou That is like diarrhea being better than normal shit, turds a turd.

[@eulisesmontero3890]

Say what you want about jesus 🤣 but leave the rings out of this

[@razorfett147]

Pretty hilarious scene ...considering the patron kept throwing prequel slanders at him, which all failed because Randall didnt care about those movies 😆 "There's only ONE trilogy...and its Of The Jedi"

[@mutedonkey8361]

Even the fucking trees walked in that movie 🚶 🌳

[@henduice6700]

Return of the King did have at least 6 ending.

[@iamtriston666]

Randal also had a point on how Sam looked at Frodo. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. But it did look like Frodo and Sam were going to make out or something.

[@rollotomassi4768]

Love the trilogy but ROTK ran on forever

[@BrianLanders]

and after all that, they still left out the scouring of the shire

[@AllWillBeRevealed957]

LotR is a massive epic made for old souls. Not everyone likes Shakespeare, but its literature. Randall is still immature and wants pew pew action in his movies and that's about it.

[@iamtriston666]

@@AllWillBeRevealed957 Please elaborate with your last statement

[@kyraroybot861]

Just heard about clerks 3 and I had to watch this 😅 I’m excited for the new movie

[@kotaljohn4145]

Damn you know he's a die hard fan of LOTR that he pictured it and it made him barf

[@luigioppedisano7957]

Come for the clip, stay for the comments

[@jaspdx63]

These three have so much more to discuss now. So. much. more. I think Randal has the edge.

[@oddsquad1637]

I too am a fan of the original trilogy Phantom Blood Battle Tendency Stardust Crusaders

[@RandyRelish99]

Shut the fuck up.

[@Mikaek]

@@RandyRelish99 calm down son, it’s just a KZbin comment.

[@RandyRelish99]

Shut the fuck up.

[@Mikaek]

@@RandyRelish99 how bout no

[@highpineapple]

@@RandyRelish99 Change your profile pic you little weeb

[@numberoath]

“one ring to rule them all”

[@TheAspieGamer66]

jack thao one ring to find them

[@TheAspieGamer66]

KillerDragon and in the darkness bind them

[@huubkuyvenhoven1294]

@@TheAspieGamer66 how many times?

[@sstaners1234]

“ _They’re_ _not_ _gay_ _they’re_ _hobbits_ .”

[@artkub5396]

At least now LOTR fans got a shitty prequel trilogy of their own. The cosmic balance is saved.

[@AN474-e1o]

Now all it needs is a shitty sequel trilogy and two shitty spin-offs.

[@artkub5396]

@@AN474-e1o Don't you worry love, we now have Amazon to take care of that.

[@geartweaker8518]

That's fair

[@yaruqadishi8326]

The Star Wars prequels as well as the lord of rings prequels are actually quite good now they actually withstand the test of time Hayden christensen's actually done a lot better now he's become like wine gets better with age

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

You are more right then you know. Leave it to Amazon to create the Disney trilogy equivalent

[@MrRoach00]

Good thing clerks 3 is coming

[@chefcook09]

I love both LOTR and Star Wars equally

[@orlfane1622]

Grow some balls and choose ONE!

[@AllGamingStarred]

@@orlfane1622 Which one, the shitty acted prequels or the sequel abominations? At least LOTR is consistent

[@Johnlindsey289]

Enjoyed the first two original Star Wars movies which were perfect yet return of the Jedi was good but I had issues like Ewoks, the dumb surprise about leia being the sister to Luke which was just a cheap attempt to capture the magic of Vader as Luke’s dad and all. Lord of the rings is my favorite of the two trilogies

[@TylerZiilch]

Even the trees walked in that movie lol

[@paulelroy6650]

Lord of the rings was made by a genius star wars was made by a hack. No debate which is better.

[@unkn0wnrge189]

Most under rated scene ever, what a amazing act.

[@zoezoehill7089]

Question are they planning to make clerk 3

[@jojogiron2310]

Me and my bf were just having this conversation about which was better and I sent him this 😂🤣

[@LooferMoofer]

Ha nerds, wait a second I'm here too NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@shottygod13]

How did he react i wonder

[@kingdingaling413]

@Akshay Natu Star Wars is significantly better than LOTR

[@everythingisawesome2903]

I'm in my late 20's now and since childhood, I never got into Star Wars, it just never interested me. It's just seem to me like one of those things where people wants to be associated with it, just to make themselves look cool in front of other people cause it's also an huge part of pop culture but LOTR trilogy, now that was something else, 12 hours of epic saga to blow your mind. I loved it instantly. Also we have seen many movies like Star Wars which was set in space, it just come and go but movies like Lord of the Rings comes once in a lifetime.

[@KeithCopeland67]

@Akshay Natu You know, the first Star wars movie IS a medieval story: A young farm boy with a destiny has to rescue a princess from the castle where she is imprisoned by a dark knight. An old knight gives the farm boy a magic sword. A rogue with a secret heart of gold helps him on his journey.

[@salivantius1622]

When he slide over is the funniest part

[@MontyQueues]

funny when starwar nerds defend their awardless films

[@MontyQueues]

@@antielric482 i call bs but ok... first off am not a lotr nerd, am a film god ok... well film fan but end of the day, you couldn't come near touching the lord of the rings trilogy, so talk all you want

[@dillonbellotti9849]

Hahahahahahaha 🤝

[@adamtapper7379]

We definitely need clerk 3 to see Randall reaction to how Star Wars has become since the prequels trilogy

[@vladimir-savage72]

Love how Randall loves to rip open a new one on nerds,but he's eager to fight for the honor of Star wars,without noticing how much of a nerd he's coming off as 😂

[@charleebrown7188]

Algorithm smalgorithm

[@psychedelicfright85]

Little did he know what they would become, once Disney bought them.

[@SNARC15]

@@psychedelicfright85 He would probably end up like Jeremy from Geeks & Gamers

[@213byron]

Even the fuckin trees walked 🤣

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

I gotta say, those are some rookie numbers watching Fellowship only three times.

[@MelkorTolkien]

I think they mean in theaters. But yeah, I agree.