I took their advice and I was able to turn $5,000 into $50!! Thank you so much for the tips!
@OfficialVSAJaeger2 жыл бұрын
Only $50? Baby stuff man I got $5
@ManIam412 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialVSAJaeger I got $0.5 bro
@OfficialVSAJaeger2 жыл бұрын
@@ManIam41 my deepest apologizes good sir
@surajsahoo892 жыл бұрын
You all didn't respect the pump
@godofhotballs_helios72072 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a skill issue
@TheMoneyGPS3 жыл бұрын
I only take advice from people pointing at random text on the screen. How else can I know which stoks to buy?
@mohammadal-hasan5863 жыл бұрын
You buy stok according to tiktok and achieve maximum stonk
@TheMoneyGPS3 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadal-hasan586 agreed.
@donm20673 жыл бұрын
Is this where you come for the truth?.... now I know your secrets.
@TheMoneyGPS3 жыл бұрын
@@donm2067 i go to tiktok for the truth
@VinayakKesarwani3 жыл бұрын
Gotta use your stimmy man
@Gregl3373 жыл бұрын
“Respect the pump” Warren Buffett, 2021
@lucascontarde90673 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@DhirC353 жыл бұрын
Someone has to make this into one of those quote pics lmfaoo
@Gregl3373 жыл бұрын
@@DhirC35 I’m sure someone will make it and post it onto the wallstreetbets Reddit page 😁
@pumpylepew35213 жыл бұрын
@@DhirC35 done
@nagitokomaeda32373 жыл бұрын
@@pumpylepew3521 respects paid
@ulipeterson61123 жыл бұрын
"Buy low, sell high." What a genius.
@parker1981xxx2 жыл бұрын
With the OSU sweatshirt... 😓
@godofhotballs_helios72072 жыл бұрын
@@parker1981xxx 🤮🤮🤮
@keithdafox22576 ай бұрын
More like buy high sell low ammirite?
@8G00SE83 жыл бұрын
"The Pump is the 9th wonder of the world" Albert Einstein
@aryanpandeya162 жыл бұрын
Nah boss that was Arnold but i think that was a different type of pump
@mattberry4373 жыл бұрын
I am absolutely DYING at the guy who woke up, took a dab, then logged into Robinhood
@pongop3 жыл бұрын
I mean, didn't investors in the 80s do coke? lol
@ericmontrief68302 жыл бұрын
Showed his gains, then admitted he had no idea what he was doing. Honestly, mad respect lol
@oicfas45232 жыл бұрын
He's sexy too.
@SangreFriasBack Жыл бұрын
@@pongopDifferent drug, different effects
@pongop Жыл бұрын
@@SangreFriasBack Good point. Weed is great.
@HL-zh7qi3 жыл бұрын
"respect the pump" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
@erickdraws95633 жыл бұрын
hahaha brilliant
@ch4se3 жыл бұрын
rezpect ze pomp
@SpencerCornelia3 жыл бұрын
I took their advice and now I am Tom Vu.
@abdelrahmanshawkat18443 жыл бұрын
You got a waterfall in the front?
@CotySchwabe3 жыл бұрын
Waterfalls everywhere.
@techlydaily3 жыл бұрын
"Are you a doer or don'ter?"
@tommatthews93413 жыл бұрын
Come to my 60 second seminar! On TikTok! 😁
@GodGuy83 жыл бұрын
What do you think of TQQQ the 3x leveraged nasdaq(QQQ)? Is it a scam? keep in mind UOPIX has been doing 2x the NASDAQ since 97' . you can plug the data into a spreadsheet and calculate the daily returns yourself. If you buy into the fund once a month you get very close to the average daily returns. So my question to the skeptics on here and im asking everyone, is TQQQ a scam?
@megadog93053 жыл бұрын
"Maybe just do the exact opposite of what they tell you to." Got it: Buy high, sell low.
@colbythibodeau10813 жыл бұрын
close, sell high THEN buy low xD (legit though, I've made a good chunk of change shorting stocks and currencies that "gurus" promote)
@YouBetterCallSaul3 жыл бұрын
@@colbythibodeau1081 nope Ben was correct, then you post it on WSB and take it on the chin like a man
@johncalkins66313 жыл бұрын
@@colbythibodeau1081 That sounds counter productive, I would rather buy high because it's a guaranteed purchase and shows commitment. Then selling low is good because it shows generosity and humility in your character, as well as huge gains financially
@MrMattumbo3 жыл бұрын
No no, you buy low and sell lower. 1000 IQ play they don't want you to know
@flippatheshippa3 жыл бұрын
Respect the Pamp
@arshiff3363 жыл бұрын
As an industry professional I can say that we are starting to coin a term called the Robin Hood effect. In other words avoiding the bubble level overhyped top Robinhood stocks and steering our clients away from the bubbles caused by Robinhood and internet gurus.
@arthurbekkerman3 жыл бұрын
I respect my pump before I go to bed. Helps me sleep better.
@Henilegasp3 жыл бұрын
😂
@algebra3583 жыл бұрын
Pump & Dump lmao!
@blubla93 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to work in finance, i love watching these videos of fake gurus prove why there is a reason professional investors don't respect them.
@koyax8703 жыл бұрын
"Everybody is a genius in bull markets"
@Delbertfrost20003 жыл бұрын
word
@yavormarinov58813 жыл бұрын
People respect the Pamp :D
@ottoweininger81563 жыл бұрын
So true
@gunjitkumar3 жыл бұрын
So true
@orion89813 жыл бұрын
Good thing bull runs are more common than bear runs.
@MadScienceHacksTV3 жыл бұрын
Respekkt the þuamp!
@keiharris3323 жыл бұрын
So ded lol
@flippatheshippa3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I was laughing so hard
@JV-yb2lk3 жыл бұрын
Ayooo 😂
@jimmiehenson3 жыл бұрын
As a blue chip investor, I can't wait for all these people's money to make it into my account
@Azriel_63 жыл бұрын
Please do a "where are they now" and watch a bunch of TikTok options traders after a few months of them investing.
@vmodsm3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@agapheputrasusilo7413 жыл бұрын
It'll be a lit series on coffezilla channel topic 😂
@OutlawRobot2 жыл бұрын
Totally Agree
@sinisterskills173 жыл бұрын
Coffeezilla, I started watching your channel shortly after being scammed out of thousands and I wished I could seen you sooner to avoid that mistake. I've saved a lot of money because of you so please keep doing what you're doing, thank you and may the pump be with you 😂
@InvestToLive3 жыл бұрын
I think it is spelled "stonks". Years ago I was explaining to a few friends what the value of 8% yearly returns would be over a long time horizon and of course they were like "yea, but I want to double asap.". I cannot even imagine trying learn to invest today without some solid and level headed people around you.
@InvestToLive3 жыл бұрын
@@Cryptech1010 Over the past 100 years there are plenty of "could have" opportunities. I could play Powerball and win $500million. I am just saying that people are not building balanced portfolios for long term growth.
@loopje3 жыл бұрын
Following advice from stock tiktok is the most hassle-free way to blow up your account
@normalperson54873 жыл бұрын
@@DontRecommendThisShxt "hold xrp" - probably you
@loopje3 жыл бұрын
@@normalperson5487 LMFAOOOOO
@TheUSWMO3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@JosipNukeDuke3 жыл бұрын
It will literally blow up
@GodGuy83 жыл бұрын
What do you think of TQQQ the 3x leveraged nasdaq(QQQ)? Is it a scam? keep in mind UOPIX has been doing 2x the NASDAQ since 97' . you can plug the data into a spreadsheet and calculate the daily returns yourself. If you buy into the fund once a month you get very close to the average daily returns. So my question to the skeptics on here and im asking everyone, is TQQQ a scam?
@TrailRunnerLife3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the idiot's version "buy low, sell high" is the closest thing I've seen to actual investing advice in these type of videos.
@TheLazyEconomist3 жыл бұрын
I half expected to see someone say Buy high, Sell Low. Lol.
@somethinghere28153 жыл бұрын
@@TheLazyEconomist Buy high. Sell low. Buy again while low. Sell high
@aris13pat13 жыл бұрын
This is not an actual investing advice because there is no actual way to time the market.
@TheLazyEconomist3 жыл бұрын
@@aris13pat1 Technically, in Economics, this is a way to predict down turns and recessions busing a special data analysis graph. It's been correct for the last thirty years. Although there's still no explanation as to how it does it.🤷♂️
@aris13pat13 жыл бұрын
@@TheLazyEconomist Then please provide more information. Iam always happy to learn. Especially in the near future. :)
@alexandrebatista6273 жыл бұрын
“The power of the pump compels you!”
@aspavigoforexmentors58893 жыл бұрын
"This guy is going to the church of pump" "May the pump be with you" "respect the pump" so many great quotes in this one
@blakeb10253 жыл бұрын
The Stock PTE that she claimed at 6:50 was "GONNA BLOW UP" yeah.. actually it dropped 20%
@impactEditHD3 жыл бұрын
yeah they shoujld be arrested lmao
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
There's a group of people more smooth brained than WSB'ers ... Inconceivable! ;) "I'm here because I invited the pump into my life " needs to be etched onto their tombstones.
@gamepost79903 жыл бұрын
if u do the opposite of WSB'ers u might even make some money. In a way they are an oracle.
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
@@gamepost7990 hmm, i wouldn't want to go up against that bunch. With their powers combined they can blow up your short position ... see Melvin Capital. XD
@jonathanmacadam3 жыл бұрын
there's a lot of WSB'ers who are doing quite well, but either play dumb or play into the hype...
@StockDoctortrade3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact a short company called citron said that several companies would drop wsb bought into them they are up several hundred percent
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
@@StockDoctortrade yep, i've noticed that. i think my plan is to keep track of the next company that Citron shorts, then see if the wsb gang gets riled up about it. when they do I'll go all in on that stock, lol. jk of course, this isn't financial advise, blah blah.
@Que-f2l3 жыл бұрын
RESPECT THE PUMP!!!!😂😂😂
@MartinGarden3 жыл бұрын
@@catmaxi2599 Ivan is amazing
@Sesamestreet90803 жыл бұрын
@@catmaxi2599 Ivan is a shill I’m pretty sure
@jeanfalzon77433 жыл бұрын
I literally discovered this dude yesterday and basically binge watched all evening. This dude is hilarious :D
@pongop3 жыл бұрын
That's where I'm at now
@NiklasAndersson72 жыл бұрын
Same here! This Coffeezilla guy is hillarious! :-D
@tandraarisandi66803 жыл бұрын
The golden rule of investing is : never invest in something you don't know.
@patrickk94403 жыл бұрын
The less u know the more your portfolio grows smh
@RichardServello3 жыл бұрын
Who needs research when you got reddit?
@nicmunro3 жыл бұрын
but they put moon emojis next to it
@Asunnybeach2 жыл бұрын
@@nicmunro and rockets
@tylerwatkins3413 жыл бұрын
Remember on the internet everyone is a lawyer, doctor and an investment-broker all in one.
@reijisan9852 Жыл бұрын
Also military strategist, advisors to politicians and Nostradamus
@Kelekona3 жыл бұрын
When I was about 10, this 7 year old kid found out that my family paid $700 a month on rent. He ranted on about how we were wasting our money and in two months we could've accomplished a car, a house etc. That's what these tik tok traders sound like
@JeanMarceaux10 ай бұрын
I really would like to see what kind of car AND house $1400 would get a person.
@mack.attack3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhh you buy it when it's LOW and sell when it's HIGH! I HAD IT BACKWARDS! You know, it's actually really easy to run a marathon and win, all you do is run faster than the other runners
@stealthbug57503 жыл бұрын
Damn we didn't get to see the guy manipulate the stock market with his $1000 account 😂
@player345363 жыл бұрын
"Manipulate" haha. These TikTok people always make me laugh with their ridiculous claims. 😂
@cinquain03 жыл бұрын
Coffee’s content is the most authentic out of all the fake guru busters out there. Keep up the good work. Hope your channel grows bigger
@tenniswerewolf80953 жыл бұрын
Bro you have saved me so much money, best decision was subscribing to you’re channel. Here’s to a great 2021🥂
@gasdajuice39183 жыл бұрын
You must not be very bright if it took this guy to stop you from investing in scams....
@tenniswerewolf80953 жыл бұрын
@@gasdajuice3918 Beta male troll comment. I’m not you’re enemy bro, men are coming together now. Btw I was well aware that these “gurus “ long before his channel. Cheers 🥂
@Mellyxxxxx9 ай бұрын
@@gasdajuice3918ur attacking the wrong enemy
@Aywusgod3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely respect and believe the guy blazing and going into Robinhood with the "I don't know wtf I'm doing" mindset is going to make the most money out of everyone in that video lmao
@kylenichols89443 жыл бұрын
Glad to see your channel growing in views and subs, Coffee! Hard work pays off!
@davidbrysiuk20083 жыл бұрын
Guys, just buy low and sell high. If you are not a millionaire, I'm disappointed in you.
@enzogurijala54643 жыл бұрын
I'm a loyal fan who's been watching your channel for over a year. Keep it up and don't retire. P.S. You can fake retire again.
@amsalmeron3 жыл бұрын
May the pump be with you! Also, wake and rake the stonk market. Man, I really love your work and I get the one month of daily uploads (or you'll lose your hair) challenge. I've been so glad to have daily uploads to watch. But I can see in your eyes how exhausting this must've been, even though you are as good a host as ever. Just, you know, take a break after this month is done, you have a very loyal and supporting audience, so please don't put your phisycal and mental health second. Just saying! Thanks for all the great content!!
@HamdiRizal3 жыл бұрын
That shady Asian guy could get millions by doing voice-over gigs.
@fullmetaltheorist3 жыл бұрын
"Come on man sheet."
@OMJames3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the hook up at the end, for all us long-time viewers :) I wasn't subbed with this account, before, but I am now. I got so giddy when I heard "What do you get when you burn through your plastic stacks?" Loving the new content, but don't burn yourself out!
@martinlutherkingjr.55823 жыл бұрын
Buy high, sell low. Wake me up when the bubble ends.
@codymenesini51023 жыл бұрын
I hate these mfs that try to talk everyone into trading and act like it’s quick and easy. If you aren’t willing to basically dedicate your life to charts and emotional abuse than just put your money in an index fund and forget about it lol.
@jeffshackleford31523 жыл бұрын
Fairly accurate
@michaeljhonmariano64623 жыл бұрын
Legit question, how can i put money in an index fund?
@jeffshackleford31523 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljhonmariano6462 I would start looking around KZbin.
@jerinjoseph5963 жыл бұрын
I agreee
@BillClinton2283 жыл бұрын
I love how every 15 year old is a millionaire day trader now / financial advisor with all of their 2 weeks of experience watching youtube videos on trading. Oh yeah RedditCoin and TikTokCoin are about to blow up so you need to invest now.
@ctrl_the_id3 жыл бұрын
Just what I need to hear after a long, hard day’s work: TikTok influencers telling me that it’s really easy to make all that cash.
@GNMbg3 жыл бұрын
what are you a construction worker
@ctrl_the_id3 жыл бұрын
@@GNMbg septic tank analyzer.
@GNMbg3 жыл бұрын
@@ctrl_the_id did you go to college for that or?
@ctrl_the_id3 жыл бұрын
@@GNMbg sifu taught me.
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
Wow, is there nothing sifu can't do? Sifu taught me how to grow money trees! Wish I got into dendrology earlier.
@Mike-xo3bp3 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite videos you’ve made so far lmao! 😂 Glad you decided to allow yourself to be creative!
@1928zxcv3 жыл бұрын
"just like investor Warren Buffett said ..." can be inserted into any scenario and youll automatically sound twice as smart!
@DrJarimba3 жыл бұрын
Another great one thank you zilla. We love you. PS when will your course be ready. I'd love to learn to be a great internet detective like you and what better way than learning from the best in the business. xoxo
@Magic_beans_11 ай бұрын
5:49 Once again, “I haven’t actually made money yet, but I totally will because I have a _strategy_ .”
@rayafk85023 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said “bleep that out” my KZbin went to the “something went wrong”screen and I sat there for 30 seconds assuming it was part of the video until I actually checked lmao
@drawwithbeektor63293 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this free course!
@J5L5M63 жыл бұрын
AAhhhh yes, the original outro warms my heart.
@shantaadhi78783 жыл бұрын
Bro your the only channel I consistently watch. Thank u
@YouAreNotFree13 жыл бұрын
Can you cover 'michael diaz' the quantum trading guy? He's running 40min plus ads, and it is the cringiest crap I've ever seen! I watched about 30mins of it - highly entertaining!
@ekkekristo3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@sashka2223 жыл бұрын
ultimate 4D chess: short whatever tiktokers are saying to invest into
@JackHGUK3 жыл бұрын
What do u think the tiktokrs are doing
@TESkyrimizer3 жыл бұрын
shorting is very unwise in this bull market
@keithblaze46953 жыл бұрын
Respect the pump guy is Ivan on Tech and he is just joking there. I watch his live show every day and he often has a decent outlook on the crypto market. You should interview him
@memyselfi95763 жыл бұрын
Do you respect the pump though?
@hugosantos36523 жыл бұрын
I jus Wanna know Wich vídeo He says that frase... Been searching but cant find It. Please leave the link If you can.
@F1END.MEGALITHIC3 жыл бұрын
bro hes a scammer lmao wake the fuk up.
@JackDuffley3 жыл бұрын
Risk Management Man™ is back!!!
@randomreviews63033 жыл бұрын
these people are basically saying if you bought chicken when it was cheap you would of got cheap chicken.
@phdonme1 Жыл бұрын
Coffee's, going off to syndicated cable. Boys about to get paid. You're like the hardest working KZbinr ever. You deserve it.
@RyanHarrisonYT3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favourite segment: learning stocks from Tik Toks! Soon we will all be millionaires... this person on Tik Tok told me so!! 😂
@AJellySnakeRebel3 жыл бұрын
guy on face bookie thingy told me id be a trillionaire by investing from as low as 25 pound if i buy his class for 3 instalments of just 199!
@ottodidactic44103 жыл бұрын
That second dude must be legit, did you see how realistic his sex doll looked?
@RonaldoSoccerPwnz3 жыл бұрын
First guy believes in the pump more than Arnold does
@reijisan9852 Жыл бұрын
He IS the pump !!
@lunova61653 жыл бұрын
As a major stoner, and dab taker, watching someone casually try to take a dab and do stocks made my year XD
@adnmoh19 ай бұрын
Respect the pump 😂
@georgetosounidis55453 жыл бұрын
2:34 !!! OMG !!! My favorite fake guru! Ivan "gogogoogogog" "Guyths Guyths, it may go up, it may go down, who knowths, guyths guyths" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
@tommatthews93413 жыл бұрын
I bought GE when it bottomed out at around $5! I think I'll start a Masterclass now! 😁
@damianrudling76633 жыл бұрын
This mans videos are SERIOUSLY addictive.
@MrMelrays3 жыл бұрын
Wait till the tide turns. Many never experienced a bear market. It’s not this easy to make money in normal times.
@Robertperezshow3 жыл бұрын
In a bear market the guy behind Rule #2 is not going to be making money with his strategy.
@patrickp28363 жыл бұрын
Can't you just buy puts in a bear market and make money?
@Robertperezshow3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickp2836 Yeah... but the newbies are so focused on the call options.
@patrickp28363 жыл бұрын
@@Robertperezshow Options have never been traded at this rate in history. It will be interesting to see how this plays out next bear cycle. I know I was always afraid of options before now, they might turn a bear into a bull quicker but we will see.
@KaustubhVarshneyPnpl3 жыл бұрын
TIL coffee loves LOTR. How could I have ever liked this channel even more than I already did?
@A.Campbell3 жыл бұрын
Pump, pump the jam!
@ShaferScott3 жыл бұрын
Wallstreetbets got a shoutout 💪
@themekon3 жыл бұрын
You do know that ‘Ivan on tech’ is joking when he says ‘respect the pump’... he’s got a dry sense of humour... I’ve been studying the crypto space in detail for 3 years now... and blockchain is a brilliant innovation. Lots of scammers out there.. with wild predictions... and shilling courses.. but ‘Ivan on tech’ is actually on of the decent ones.. I know enough about the tech to know good from bad with these guys. Surprised you included him..
@360flip193 жыл бұрын
Ivan is horrible. Anyone with paid groups or newsletters that shill some shitcoin that they get paid to shill should not be listened to at all. Simple as that. If you dont think he deserves to be in this video you have probably been sucked in. I'm a big bitcoin bull, but Ivan is trash.
@themekon3 жыл бұрын
@@360flip19 you entitled to your opinions... I watch a lot of crypto youtubers.. And Ivan does shill... they all do.. he’s quite open about it... and I’m sure not 100% transparent about every interest he has in everything he mentions.. But he’s a funny guy.., and you get used to filtering out the shill.. and he’s entertaining to have on in the background while trading..it just keeps you on top of the news. And the ‘respect the pump’ line is a joke.. it’s meant to be funny.. but this video is making out he’s being serious., which is misleading... For good crypto info... Chico crypto is a legend...
@360flip193 жыл бұрын
@@themekon Yup nothing wrong with watching for entertainment. It can actually be useful to get a sense of market sentiment. I would just caution against buying anything that is being shilled, especially by big channels. I try to avoid any youtuber who makes videos like "ada to $14!?!?!" Or "top 10 coins to 100x!!!!". I shit you not, I saw someone call for 100k eth this market cycle. I agree it's fun stuff to watch, but I find I learn nothing from that sort of content. A website like lookintobitcoin is a good source imo.
@themekon3 жыл бұрын
@@360flip19 there is much wisdom in this advice.... I actually find it useful to figure out which projects are being shilled by youtubers..and steer clear... even if it sounded promising. There is something that always rings alarm bells when you suddenly see 2 or 3 youtubers suddenly pointing out the virtues of a specific project on the same day. They even sometimes use the same script. I do t know if you remember ‘unstoppable domains’.. they paid everyone at one point.. But a project that puts so much money into shilling is an alarm bell for sure.. But I do watch the like of ‘crypto zombie’..‘Ivan on tech’.. or even the supershill that is ‘suppoman’... with my guard firmly up.. 100k eth this cycle... that’s some claim.. I think some of that just know the higher the headline.. the higher the viewer count... people want to hear positive things about things they own.. But.., ‘respect the pump’.....is funny.. and Ivan knows that.. he has fun with it.. goto ‘respect the pump’
@360flip193 жыл бұрын
@@themekon Fair enough, other than giving guys like suppo any ad revenue, I agree with much of what you said. May the pamp be with both of us and good luck in the market!!
@Thulzor2 жыл бұрын
The only time I want to hear "May the pump be with you" is when I'm going to the gym.
@noligrutas3 жыл бұрын
I hate the flip down TV. It always scares tf outta me 😂
@TortoiseCashFlow3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I had to like this video, thanks for bringing the Cameo outro back and the outro song. I love that song!
@nige_moves3 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect Ivan on Tech ! hes an OG and actually a really down to earth guy despite this clip hahah
@carlobambi90353 жыл бұрын
I supported this video by clicking on a “guru bashing on other guru selling course” ad because you deserve it
@benharris67323 жыл бұрын
Ivan on tech is pretty good man I think he's messing around about the pumps thing coffee, love your content though long time subscriber
@Coffeezilla3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you like the content, but the real question is... do you respect the PUMP Ben?
@benharris67323 жыл бұрын
@@Coffeezilla 🤣🤣 taking profits is a good way to respect the pumps. I invest as appose to trade so I just hold for the long term
@Rashid46683 жыл бұрын
I've seen his manipulation
@frenchman694203 жыл бұрын
Ivan on Tech Will rotate daily between two thumbnails: "watch out dump on Monday" and "big pump (time sensitive)"
@keithblaze46953 жыл бұрын
@@frenchman69420 and programmer explains lmao
@youtuber-ov6px3 жыл бұрын
Man is putting out so much content. Thank you and hope you are doing well :)
@libcanbe24743 жыл бұрын
Rule number 9: Cocaine 💔😂😂😂😂😂 This guy is low-key funny af
@justinwaters67272 жыл бұрын
RESPECT THE PUMP DUDE CHARGES 100000 PER VID ACCORDING TO HIS PR FIRM
@regularjoe61373 жыл бұрын
No one talks about the risk, the taxes , commissions . Everyone wants the Robinhood million dollar accounts!
@11bornrich3 жыл бұрын
They really don't, these people have given all the guys who actually day trade or invest in stocks a horrible name. I thought Wall Street was the pinnacle but these fake gurus are much worse
@JeffBourke3 жыл бұрын
My strategy is I see a stock going down and I buy it. Then when it stops going down, I just sell it. This pays for my whole lifestyle.
@geoffreywilson19923 жыл бұрын
The dab guy is a legend😂
@canadianinvestor39263 жыл бұрын
My favourite quote is "Just Buy Tesla Calls". This news can help prove that were in a bit of a bubble cause there's so many "retail investors", when they lose money they sell,etc.....
@drawwithbeektor63293 жыл бұрын
Right after the commandment for Shabbat is “Respect the pump.”
@dustinlittle77973 жыл бұрын
Xrp is up 600% so far this year. Bought at 0.17c. Life is good. Great content like always bro.
@PiroKUSS2 жыл бұрын
hehe
@suprarealistul3 жыл бұрын
Yep took your advice and did a 180' XRP BABY LET"S DO THIS BOYS!!!!!!
@AkiraRyoji3 жыл бұрын
I actually do hope you get 1 million subs. I like the cut of your jib (and the jab of your jokes isn't too bad either)
@WPaKFamily3 жыл бұрын
the pumper is the true definition of europoor.
@ckrocketrosen3 жыл бұрын
Those ripple guys are kinda smart lmao
@randomencounter89843 жыл бұрын
"Options day trading" Well that is recipe for a disaster :O
@tuncomurtak79923 жыл бұрын
bro i am cying in every video, this is more funny than everything on youtube
@JackOLanternBob3 жыл бұрын
The biggest problem I see people making is trying to have proper risk management. You want to take on as much risk as you can so that you can fly higher, dive deeper, and crash harder than ever before.
@MrDragonFoxAI3 жыл бұрын
there is proper risk management - people just miss that money and risk management are 2 different things
@Max_Krypto3 жыл бұрын
I’m so freaking happy you are making fun of Ivan on Tech “Respect Da Pump” 😂😂
@digitalinversion95003 жыл бұрын
wt f crypto scamer
@rossjojos3 жыл бұрын
You took Ivan's clip out of context, he was being sarcastic.
@NuMaGames3 жыл бұрын
Pumpamentals joke
@Gingerbread_Gorl3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorites of all your videos
@Value-Investing3 жыл бұрын
Great video! Could I re-share this on my channel?
@Kyokyaine214133 жыл бұрын
Never expected to see you here ahahah
@madsrasmussen43063 жыл бұрын
Man, I'm in love with your content. It's so funny and I just wanted you to know I really appreciate it!
@TheJCFiles3 жыл бұрын
Haha I actually started watching the first guy a couple days ago on KZbin - IvanOnTech. Trying to learn those PUMPAMENTALS 😂🤣🤣🤣
@kevingoodwin52533 жыл бұрын
I suggest you watch Krowns crypto cave. He is a real trader unlike most of the KZbin analysts.
@TheJCFiles3 жыл бұрын
@@kevingoodwin5253 thanks for the recommendation! Subbed n will check it out
@TheJCFiles3 жыл бұрын
@Joosy Jay thanks!
@rmcast55223 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm new to your channel and got to say , you're the best and the beast man, love this amazing content, and you're very creative my guy, keep it up! 👍
@Stizzzzzzzz3 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed so hard L O L L M F A O COFFEE W ONE PUMP