Diane Keaton And Justin Bieber Are Having A Moment, And Where Is Dan Scavino?

[@kirielvids]

That bieber/Diane Keaton thing is just another thing that makes me think I fell into a coma like 2 years ago and my brain is just making up crazy shit at this point.

[@dielaughing73]

It's true, the rest of us are just figments of your barely-active comatose brain

[@christophermerlot3366]

Ever since I flew into that anomaly I feel roughly the same way.

[@marisolaquino719]

Anymore of the batshit crazy keeps happening, I’m going to give up sobriety, just to cope

[@kaystevens8428]

@MirroredWinds. Only 2 yrs ago? I've been feeling like I'm living in the Twilight Zone since 2016.

[@melanieshaw3210]

Well seeing that she is a huge fan of his...not surprising to me in the least

[@backpacker3421]

Yeah... Lt. Governor of Idaho whatshername was just doing her job. It totally says in the state Constitution that as soon as the Governor leaves the state, the Lt. Governor is supposed to totally undermine every one of the Governor's policies and agendas. The main takeaway here is that I doubt Gov. Little is going to being leaving Idaho again until they get the Lt. Governor impeached.

[@con.troller4183]

Just lock her in the bunker while the boss is away.

[@MaryKDeane]

It was incredibly painful listening to her try to string a coherent sentence together.🤦 Maybe she'd spent the morning at her dive bar? It's time for Idaho to Go Blue!!

[@telectronix1368]

@@MaryKDeane She was struggling with trying to **not** say 'I pray for the day he is no longer a hinderance to my plans.'

[@MaryKDeane]

@@telectronix1368 Exactly! She REALLY showed her true colors on this one. Scary 💩 for sure.

[@mrwascallyt9865]

@@airis8160 eeewww

[@KealohaHarrison]

6:44 actually that’s not true. The chain of power in Idaho goes “governor, lieutenant governor, Pedro Sanchez, Napoleon Dynamite and THEN potato with googly eyes”

[@TehLucario]

Wait wait, Pedro before Dynamite

[@KealohaHarrison]

@@TehLucario that’s true, I forgot about Pedro. My mistake lol

[@telectronix1368]

Fake news! It goes Pedro, THEN each of the Powerpuff Girls (alphabetical order), THEN Napoleon...

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@maryelizabeth6797]

Did the lieutenant governor demote the potato? Is she afraid to run against he in the next election? Inquiring minds would like to know.

[@DeepThought420]

I unfortunately live in Idaho and the potato with googly eyes has my vote!

[@Lucius1958]

Soon to put out a campaign ad on KZbinr...🥔

[@Surge1077]

That's a twice baked potato if I ever saw one.

[@Sig2423]

Makes sense

[@joycliffe266]

A person like Bernie only comes along "once in a lifetime". Loved how Stephen linked his impression of Bernie to the Talking Heads song.

[@patriciaevins6267]

Classic for sure !!

[@transcendentalidiot3321]

Meh...I thought it was the same as it ever was...same as it ever was. 😊

[@chriswright8114]

@@transcendentalidiot3321 I found it quite soothing. like water flowing underground.

[@easternsun167]

Thank God . The world couldn't handle another douche bag like him .

[@ericdixon7405]

"Let'in the dayz go bye 👋..."

[@bobp4]

I was eating when you guys did that zoom in on Trump's butt. Seriously, you need to give a health warning next time.

[@mrwascallyt9865]

i regret i have but one thumb up to give ur comment .

[@katicabogar24]

At least i got an abrupt youtube ad…. Sorry you had to experience that.

[@meowypotter1246]

Ditto. Gagged on my breakfast eggs. Warn a body, will ya, guys?! Or better yet, stop flashing that pic because now my eyes are bleeding.

[@barbourgirl78]

😂😂😂

[@terrehonbowden3472]

dude. me too.

[@pierregauthier5070]

Btw, for those that do not know, Dan Scavino was Trump's gold caddy for 20 years before being made white house deputy chief of staff, only in America!!

[@NoMoreLullabies]

The Bernie Sanders impression had me rolling haha

[@heavionix2918]

I still think Seth Meyers does it better, but now he’s got competition

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

He should make a comedy album of Bernie singing popular songs and give the money to charity.

[@LazyIRanch]

David Byrnie Sanders

[@EddieGaster]

@@jacquelinecallejas1390 Bernie Sanders Does the Classics.

[@poietes7337]

That whole segment was brilliant.

[@timberho3935]

Love the talking heads reference. In Bernie mode.

[@marshmallowdiptaco]

Canada here.....we are sorry about Bieber. Again. *sigh*

[@anitagee3362]

Never mind, we've all got that one family member...😏

[@CrystalLynn1988]

New York here. We apologize to the world for Tr**p. Trust me neighbor you don't have anything to be sorry for, especially compared to us. Stay safe 💕

[@ferox965]

Canada also. Can confirm. We don't want Bieber or Cruz back.

[@justinjauernig8675]

Kansas,USA here we hate all of them to be honest

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

7:00 In other words, she was waiting for the very moment he had crossed the state line so that she could start enforcing her own whims.

[@richardbraakman7469]

And she thinks of herself as "commander of the state". Very dangerous

[@jamesgoines7663]

Stephen you and your team were stellar tonight! "Same as it ever was!"

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@Grandmas_Favorite]

Hey if you like terrible, politically motivated shows, that’s cool. More power to ya! Just remember that most “thinkers” tend to judge/avoid individuals who watch these terrible shows… Much love!

[@joe-ff4fk]

@@Grandmas_Favorite Not a Talking Heads fan I assume...

[@amberzec]

@@Grandmas_Favorite why r u here then?

[@jefschobert9765]

We may find ourselves Fleeing in shotgun shock And we may find ourselves Caravanning to another Part of the world And we may find our country Being steered by lunatical Madmen at the wheel And we may find ourselves Without our beautiful houses Without our beautiful life And we may ask ourselves Hell..can it get any worse? Letting our freedoms go bye Let the corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round And we may ask ourselves Why does it need to be this way And we may ask ourselves Do we need spying oversight We may tell ourselves It doesn't matter if I cast my individual vote And we may tell ourselves Don't blame me For losing our beautiful life Letting our freedoms go bye Let the corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Our liberty dissolving And liberty being removed Yet there it is inside us In the core of our hearts One nation under liberty Carry forth that liberty In the cores of our hearts Share that liberty In the cores of our hearts Letting our freedoms go bye Let corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round It's the banks again Into the new Bitcoin Instead of coins and bills Cash makes the world go round Letting our freedoms go bye Into the new Bitcoin Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round And we may ask ourselves Do we need a beautiful house And we ask ask ourselves Do we need more concrete highways And we may tell ourselves If it's all right then there's nothing left And we may say to ourselves Oh my county Where have you gone Trump isn't helping us Trump isn't after us Trump isn't holding up Trump is a pony ride Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Pounce in this lifetime Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Pounce on this lifetime

[@GregKeane]

I'm glad steven caught the "I pray for his safety every day"

[@lisab9541]

Wasn't it creepy?!

[@Opus313]

Jon can drop a trailer for the teaser of the trailer of the music video any day and we are here for it!

[@Panama_Red]

I'm usually the snarky guy in the comments, but you are right. Mr. Batiste always reminds me that I can be better and I should spread that feeling whenever possible. Have a beautiful day/life my friend.

[@joycliffe266]

I don't even care that he hasn't written it (the actual music) yet because knowing Jon Batiste's outrageous talent, I know that it will turn out great!

[@MasterSkyrim1000]

That was a hilarious bit.

[@daisydemelker6360]

He has had a KZbin channel since before the Late Show. Check it out.

[@macareuxmoine]

Jon is just priceless! 😍

[@ichifish]

Bernie Sanders covering the Talking Heads was sublime.

[@sgtwrench69]

Then buys his 4th house.. and don't forget medicare for all

[@blkcatzette]

Same as it was , same as it was.

[@joshnull6132]

This may go down as the best moment in television 2021.

[@CeeGeeZ]

😁👍😄😅🤣❕❗

[@starcloudhidden8074]

👍🏼I'm #100

[@definitelynotskynet]

Jon Batiste saying he hasn’t written his song yet was just too cute.

[@alyssac4882]

Oh man the talking heads joke really got me

[@fastplant44]

BA DUM BUM BUMP

[@8arrows]

The rest of that Idaho story, this wasn’t the first time she did that to Governor Little. And just like the last time. Little reversed Toothy’s bullshit!

[@MaryKDeane]

WOW....Just WOW. As an Idahoan, I find her VERY even SCARIER than Governor Little! She was barely able to string a coherent sentence together.🤦 Maybe she'd spent the morning at her dive bar?🙅 Idahoans, we NEED to VOTE BLUE if we want to save our beautiful state.

[@fastplant44]

The only thing I can remember about Idaho politics is that Larry Craig has a wide stance.

[@anamazing2297]

@@fastplant44 don't forget the potato with googly eyes. That's *totally* the most important takeaway from this! 😂

[@Surge1077]

And the people of Idaho are ok with this? I sure would NOT be.

[@fastplant44]

@@anamazing2297 I feel that Dan Quale would put an E on it.

[@annabrenner5995]

"Speaking of Idaho...Canada." Yes, Steve. With you all the way.

[@nk-dw2hm]

@@PsychosisNOS didn't even have an attempt at an excuse, just "Well he shouldn't have left"

[@punkaakee]

What? I’m not from Idaho. Are they secretly jealous of us Canadians?

[@HalloweenMischief]

@@punkaakee Some of us are. ;0)

[@craigjohnson4182]

What is wrong with Idaho? Why did they have to compare it to a place like Canada???

[@Aphercotropes]

Talking Heads reference was dope!

[@starcloudhidden8074]

You know it

[@fastplant44]

BA DU BUM BUMP

[@NickCorbinOfficial]

Idahoan here. Stephen didn't mention that this is the SECOND time this year she's pulled this stunt and that she tried to authorize the Idaho National Guard to go down to the Mexican border. The Guard leadership told her flat out NO.

[@CrymsonNite]

"Its my duty to change the law as soon as the govener leaves state"

[@anamazing2297]

She's acting like a student making as big a mess as possible before the teacher gets back. Or maybe those tiktok school "lickers", who somehow steal full bathrooms when no one's watching, and nobody understands it.

[@NickCorbinOfficial]

Idahoan here. Stephen didn't mention that this is the SECOND time this year she's pulled this stunt.

[@dannmarceau]

Where's Scavino? Crawled back under his rock, that's where.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Or pushing up daisies. Sleeping with the fishies?

[@shermanculbertson6244]

I love it when Republicans fight each other after all they’ve put us through in the last five years.

[@YamiOni]

Should hand out knives and televise the action.

[@johnbrowne3950]

Yeah, like the Democrats are fighting each other now. Where've you been?

[@Lucius1958]

@@johnbrowne3950 Oh, look: it's a no--content troll. What a f***ing surprise... 🙄🤖🖕

[@nickelpickel3924]

@@Lucius1958 there's always one.

[@johnbrowne3950]

@@Lucius1958 Is Lucius a girls name?

[@transcendentalidiot3321]

Dog the Bounty Hunter needs to track down Dan Scavino too.

[@mannyamato3421]

Dog is out for popularity thats it. Gabby was a lame distraction.

[@Aphercotropes]

As an Idahoan, googly eyes has my full support.

[@richardbraakman7469]

I don't know, what's it's position on daylight saving time?

[@MaryKDeane]

I concur! As a fellow Idahoan, listening to her attempt to string a coherent sentence together is painful.🤦 It's time for Idaho to Go Blue!👍

[@fastplant44]

Only if that potato has a wide stance like Larry Craig.

[@Aphercotropes]

@@fastplant44 kind of hard to widen his stance. He doesn't even have legs.

[@sherriedentley600]

Wow!

[@benjaminiraa]

Stephen Colbert is killing it. Keeping me sane, and alive. Sending love to him and his writers. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

[@canoegirl6335]

Honestly his writers are beyond brilliant aren’t they? How do they come up with these jokes?

[@florete2310]

Really appreciate the Talking Heads reference in the guise of a Bernie here.

[@MK-je7kz]

Most of the audience didn't seem to get it

[@saturnv2419]

This really shows how fragile the US election system is, after just 4 years it become relied on just the moral of employees.

[@therrydicule]

Yes and no and yes... Trump was a worst-case scenario, but the USA was saved by the moral of employees and Trump being dumb and incompetent. However, the conservative movement and people like Amway's Richard DeVos and the Koch brothers have been pushing for decades to have someone like Trump. The solution is to not have Trump. As far as I view, the GOP proven that they can be taken over... The progressive could use the occasion to cause chaos in the GOP, just push Howie Hawkins to run in the GOP to shake things up. Not to win, but to provoke the Trumpist.

[@famousgoldentouch]

But they’ve laying the pattern/ blueprint to how to and it only needs someone as corrupt and just slightly „not so dumb“ to be successful next time…the „moral-meter“ is going to be the mid terms…

[@coltonblake13]

No no, we went from a 3yr investigation on an election to the most secure ever thats not allowed to be questioned

[@debshaw680]

This country has been leading to this for decades. Since Reagan. Two elections stolen by republicans. One by vote tampering. Don’t kid yourself.

[@nk-dw2hm]

@@coltonblake13 the investigation of russia's influence on the election was bipartisan and lasted for a matter of months. Not like the colossal waste of time and money that were the benghazi "investigations" The dems weren't trying to overturn the election, they just wanted to know how high up the crimes went. And seeing how half the campaign pled guilty to various crimes...

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

If two months in Congress is like a "lifetime", then some of those old representatives in Congress have lived too many "lifetimes" in their seats.

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@stanleyban]

Always love Stephen Colbert,; no matter what's going on in the world, he's always so much fun!!! Two thumbs up, Stephen!!!

[@harrismiller1948]

As a British citizen, I like watching Stephen, he gives me the best entertainment on KZbin when it comes to politics

[@NewMessage]

Well why not kick the can on this? We've been kicking the can on the environmental issues all this time, and that's turned out juuuuuust fine... right? Right?

[@YamiOni]

I'm not an economist, but it _has_ to be better than that "mint a trillion dollar coin" idea, which I can only assume would cause massive inflation.

[@telectronix1368]

'printing some money' is not what 'raise the debt limit involves'

[@M0oranshi]

Can America be held accountable for once? You f*cked the world over. It's burning. You are not alone. There should be sanctions or something with your can kicking. I wished you could be send to space for a time out.

[@richardbraakman7469]

The real problem with the trillion dollar coin is how do you make change at the gas station

[@BeeWhistler]

@@M0oranshi Look, most of us are regular people trying to figure out how to come back from the spiraling chaos. It wasn't like any one of us set out for our country to be the central cog in the global economy or whatever the crap makes it so our failures become the world's disasters. We're not even sure how to get the representatives and senators to play nicely together since the primary goal seems to be making sure other parties don't get anything done because they're the Bad Guys or something. Honestly, space is looking better and better... or it would be if billionaires weren't leading the way so that it's guaranteed that all the greed and selfishness will get out there ahead of us.

[@DarlaVaughan]

I can't wait til it drops, Jon 😂 it sounds so good!

[@RustOnWheels]

Can I just say this show is an international treasure?

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@myjewelry4u]

This whole monologue was great! Thanks for the laughs.

[@lafierechienne7777]

“I don’t know I haven’t written it yet” 😂

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@NewMessage]

5:14 Nobody's gonna look 'in there' by choice, Stephen.

[@telectronix1368]

Nah, that end's fine: it all comes out the **other** end.

[@tylerkochman1007]

Holy fuck Stephen. I thought of that Sadam's spiderhole joke a few seconds before I heard you utter it. Always crazy when late night writers tap into your exact sense of humor

[@con.troller4183]

I dunno. I'd be crafting a snap brim, tin-foil fedora if they started picking jokes out of my brain.

[@JesterLind]

That tennis photo of the former president is 20 years old, and to show him doing anything remotely athletic is more flattering than he deserves.

[@Dbb27]

You know he only weighs 235 lbs so I don’t know what the big deal is.

[@poietes7337]

Trigger Warning: This video contains offensive content that may not be suitable for young children or those who experience nausea or vertigo when confronted with vast swaths of unharnessed whiteness. The creature seen in this video should never be given McDonald's with a side of Diet Coke as consumption of this has been shown to initiate hysteria in massive sectors of the population. This, in turn, leads to unabated dumbassery and a marked decrease in critical thinking.

[@telectronix1368]

@@Dbb27 Fun fact: when he got his faked medical report "1lb under clinically obese" he had his height exaggerated on the report. So he genuinely was obese.

[@iCanbEYOURrUKIA]

😭😭😭💀

[@jennifersaar1611]

@@Dbb27 It wouldn’t be any kind of deal if Trump would just stop saying he’s the peak of physical fitness. He made his doctor write a note saying he was in perfect health. Why not just admit he’s got a little paunch? Why the need to lie about something so innocuous? It’s ridiculous.

[@tolgadogs7531]

Wow when he explained what idaho Lt governor did it sounded like straight hitler tactics

[@telectronix1368]

More like Mussolini.

[@MaryKDeane]

As an Idahoan, I found her inability to string a coherent sentence together quite scary. Idaho needs to GO BLUE!

[@rhov-anion]

Hitler convinced President Hindenburg to dissolve the Reichstag (German Congress) and suspend civil liberties, then changed the rules about how power should be passed on should the president die, abolishing the role of president and giving all authority to the Chancellor. That was literally mere hours before Hindenburg died. Stephen is right, Idaho's governor should really watch his break lines.

[@nickwallette6201]

Been watching The Man in the High Castle lately. Sometimes I can't tell if it's the show, or the news.

[@Quita30]

Yo, this whole monoluge was brilliant.

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@wtf1185]

I love it when Stephen describes the pictures. They're always spot on.🤣🤣😎✨

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@kaylinsmith6921]

Wait. Wasn't Idaho at capacity at all major hospitals due to Covid not that long ago? And she still did that? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@Kit-se3zs]

Yes, in fact we've been in crisis standards of care mode for a few weeks now.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

@@Kit-se3zs I am so very sorry. I hope you're safe (and that someone that actually cares about their people takes charge soon).

[@mariespi96]

@@Kit-se3zs I'm so sorry

[@avadarkness666]

Oh hell yeah. I'll happily take a Talking Heads lyrics Bernie Sanders impression any day. All day. Yes please Mr. Colbert

[@frutrace]

Idaho Lt. Gov was referring to herself with the royal "we." That can't be a good sign, even by 2021 standards.

[@patrickwalsh2361]

I hope that the Lt Gov McGeachin’s kids start throwing crazy parties every time she leaves for the weekend!

[@myrnashoults9735]

That would only be acceptable IF they prayed everyday for her safety

[@GD1_3]

I frigging love this show!!!

[@zesty9815]

6:59 _'We are the Royal “We,” and it is our sacred duty to do things our boss will repeal soon as he gets back.'_

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@funkdetroit940]

low key Steve does the best Bernie impression in all of late night tv for sure but possibly all of pop entertainment

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@kathleenclark5877]

Seth Meyers does a pretty good job as well!

[@wjpperry1]

Bernie sings Talking Heads is the best bit ever!

[@bobbler42]

Jon gets many points.

[@sheridan7475]

I love the Talking Heads

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@moineaurouge]

Bernie "Feel the Byrne" Sanders.

[@carloscrawford2454]

Mostly “Smoke and Mirrors”

[@youreg]

Never thought I’d see a mashup of Bernie Sanders and David Byrne - awesome 😁

[@lalah9481]

…same as it ever was…🎶💖

[@r.d.w.molenkamp1276]

The Big Liebowski...brilliant xD

[@lazyperfectionist1]

Oh, Stephen, no. Let's not call the act of _raising_ the debt ceiling instead of raising taxes on the _wealthy_ _"averting_ disaster." It's not _"averting_ disaster" until the national budget is balanced and the national debt is _decreasing_ again. It's only _postponing_ disaster until we reach that limit _again._ Anyone who has ever handled a budget knows, a budget crisis is _only_ averted if the money going in at _least_ equals the money coming _out._ That has not been the situation in _this_ country since 2000.

[@mrwascallyt9865]

there u go with common sense and logic their motives don't have room for that ( sarcastic agreement if any didn't catch on )

[@prowlermadmax2]

you never fail to amaze me Stephen, thanks for making me laugh

[@Maliceah]

The only comic who could pull off a mashup of Bernie Sanders and David Byrne.

[@o.b.7217]

Janice McGeachin has the exact same smile as the one that Jared Leto's "Joker" has tattooed on his left hand. Quite telling, if you ask mel

[@urlond9371]

As an Idahoan, our gop party is a joke. Little will undo anything she did, and Janice is a joke in our state.

[@robertplatt1693]

The more the ex-president talks, the better Dems' electoral chances.

[@IliyaMoroumetz]

Gerrymandering, the mainstream press obsesssed with 'both sides', the right wing propaganda machine, and good old american racism/bigotry/fascism don't agree.

[@mistyrhodes3783]

Amen.

[@TimothyOvia]

The only benefit Id see to him running again. If he does, they won't reclaim the exec branch anytime soon.

[@xanderfulton3186]

@@TimothyOvia look I’m not a Republican but there’s no guarantee of that. Biden’s margin of victory in the swing states was less than 46k votes. And with Republican voter suppression, 2022, let alone 2024, could very easily be a red wave.

[@TimothyOvia]

@@xanderfulton3186 I hope you're wrong, but it's definitely a possibility he could win. His ego won't allow him to avoid the voter fraud disinformation from 2020, and the more he prosecutes that case, the more he alienates his base (and independents) from even getting out to vote. It'll be a hard line to thread.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Clark is one of those people that “did their own research” (i.e. believe in conspiracy theories from the internet).

[@lw3269]

The best Halloween decorations are tombstones that say "I Did My Own Research".

[@susanrobinson910]

It never ceases to amaze me what people will believe just because it is written on ye olde interwebz…🙄

[@richarddarlington1139]

@@lw3269 That's, how shall I say, appropriately gruesome.

[@lw3269]

@@TooMuchDramaInTheMilkyWay I wish I did, but someone else thought of it first

[@LostintheTwilightZone]

@@lw3269 Or "I owned the libs"

[@MsUtuber2]

Stephen, you are so fortunate to have Jon Batiste. To be a charming, funny guy working with a musical genius with flair, wow!

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@ghlee2300]

Gorgeous suit tonight! 👍🏼👏🏼

[@janedoe247]

“Has anyone tried looking….in here?!?!” Lmao!!

[@siam5579]

Jon is so incredible!!!!

[@dwa3210]

Stephen, you were on fire tonight!! Jokes so on point.

[@emills6525]

As an Idahoan I can say that the potato would do a better job

[@vickystrudwick3939]

"Byrne-y" Sanders doing Talking Heads was the tonic I needed today hahaha

[@stephenharper6638]

I played kick the can... with tin cans, aluminum cans are a no go

[@jlbueno0611]

In the late 80s I was a kid..and played Barefoot...always risking kicking it ok the side where it got opened with a knife and was really sharp ...

[@stephenharper6638]

@@jlbueno0611 Now a tin can can be stomped on, thereby securing the offending refuse to your shoe. Stomping down the street was a delight to the boy and a nuisance to the neighborhood.

[@garymcdermott7458]

Fair dinkum America, I'm an Aussie and we are laughing our arses off listening to Stephen. Not often you see how unbelievably vulnerable the so called greatest country in the world really is. Stephens laughing but inside his guts are churning that America is in this state. Boy if you all don't vote blue in 2022, then good luck to you all.

[@robertroach4]

When are we going to get a full segment on his suit! That’s an excellent suit!

[@poorthing]

First thing I noticed...very nice

[@missybarbour6885]

He usually wears blue (which he rocks) but the stark black is more traditional

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Nice trailer for the teaser of Jon Batiste playing the Note C on the Piano!

[@vanbusto8870]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnSopmVnqLmZpKs

[@Strider1954]

Kudos! just for that Bernie / Talking Heads bit alone, that was fun!

[@Jivolt]

0:47 Excellent David Byrnie impersonation.

[@42.0fmthefever5]

Hey Stephen Colbert I am Canadian we love you Stephen, Jon Batiste And Stay Human and Staff ❤🥰🇨🇦 . . . . But *Bieber* 🤮

[@debbiemarquis3231]

The old man behind every mask in Scooby doo..and more space than Saddam's hole got me...lol..

[@ernestomarcos0103]

Please Idaho, you've a lot to learn. Here in Argentina the governor of the province of Tucumán ran for Senator and his vice-governor ran against him in the primaries campaigning against his re-reelection. After the primaries the national government was reestructured and the governor of Tucumán being Chief of Cabinet but didn't want to leave the province to his vg. They finally made an agreement. Then a couple days ago the vice-governor traveled to Buenos Aires with the third and fourth in the line of succession and the fifth person, from the opposition party of former governor and dictator Bussi, went to the House to assume power and invited his boss, Bussi's son. How's that for a novella?

[@powerhousecentralbne]

bernie/talking heads is the best! ive watched it 5 times now

[@youreg]

"... Idaho's constiituion requires the liutenant governor to take over when the governor is out of state" Yeah, I guess it would take too long for horseback messengers to relay updates and decisions back and forth 🤔

[@sion8]

The thing is all states do that, however, most states don't do separate tickets for Gov. and Lt. Gov. probably for this reason they usually try to undo or do things the other wouldn't.

[@youreg]

​@@sion8 Ah, interesting (though I still wonder why in-state presence is needed)

[@sion8]

@@youreg Legally they don't have authority, the same happens with the president when they leave the country, the visprez. takes over. It's a matter of legal authority not ability to communicate. That doesn't mean the VP doesn't talk to the President to see what they'd think of this or that, but ultimately it's the VP taking the decision.

[@davidstock7169]

I got say, Steve and his writers have been on fire lately

[@sl0thilicious]

Bernie Sanders is the Santa America needs, not the Santa it deserves

[@joshuagies4900]

Bernie doing David Byrne lyrics was priceless

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

So basically, if the Office’s Michael ever decides to make Jim the manager, it’s up to the rest of the Dunder Mifflin branch leadership to stop it.

[@caseyjl949]

Now I want to listen to talking heads

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@annleslie7826]

Omg….the Lt. Governor needs to get the hell out of there. Idaho is dying.

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@alberic15]

S: when is the song coming out? J: I don't know. I haven't written it yet. LMAO!!!!

[@mikejohnson3338]

I think ol Danny is hanging out with Brian Laundrie.

[@nugboy420]

Omg Colbert’s Bernie rendition of same as it ever was was amazing

[@pavanatanaya]

It answers the Mommy Issues question about Justin.

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@larryscott3982]

His suits are getting better. That shirt and tie are fantastic

[@emjayay]

Brakes have all been hydraulic since the 1936's. So no cables, except the parking brakes.

[@drusillamartin9779]

This may be the best monologue EVER!

[@jayfolk]

finally watched the comey rule and rump has earned every one of these twitter made titles.

[@vanbusto8870]

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[@MISTAPIP13]

Talking heads + Bernie = comedy gold. Colbert even got the hand thing from the video... 🤣😂😂😂

[@rootzero]

Great show! Same as it ever was! ❤

[@renee9129]

The Bernie Sanders Talking Head merger was brilliant!!!

[@ColinPoole]

I mean I'm not a Bieber fan but I still saw Diane Keaton on Ellen drooling over JB, JB coming out to surprise her - so yeah they probably just said let's collab. Not too wild.

[@charlie-obrien]

Maybe you are unaware that Diane Keaton is 75 years old.

[@cf453]

@@charlie-obrien I'd still hit it.

[@charlie-obrien]

@@cf453 Everyone, lock up your grannies..... C F is on the town!

[@cf453]

@@charlie-obrien Well, my granny just died, and unfortunately she was cremated, so I couldn't take her home with me.

[@j-genx2395]

My two all time favorite impressions are of Biden and Eric!! Absolute classic!! I also loved and have never forgotten when he likened Mitch Maconnell to an Aged Kermit the Frog and Stephen Miller to a youthful version of Gargamel! Now its like every single time i see either of them i just crack up!