Jan 6, Trump's Day Of Love | Jeffries: We Will Fart Hard | Why Does Fun Stuff Cause Cancer?

[@TheWinterHaze]

Love to have tou back Colbert! The humor and charisma you spin on todays strifes are the only way I can ingest news, without ingesting a too crippling amount of alcohol. Happy new year!

[@JC-tp5lz]

Me too, and I'm a "non-drinker"! 😅

[@davidsroom260]

@@JC-tp5lz Stewart is at least capable of talking about other things besides Trump. With Colbert, his obsession has gotten just bizarre.

[@ChristineCAlb1]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

[@lillyanderson3623]

@davidsroom260 you say the same thing about anyone who despises the corrupt, inept, misogynistic, bigoted, traitorous orange monster. You're in a cult. Seek help.

[@skipwaldent8465]

@@TheWinterHaze Colbert's twist on events is all fake opinions. Propaganda is the problem in The United States of America.

[@jamesmitchell6925]

Happy new year Stephen and late show crew. I’m so glad to have you on to help deal with this madness.

[@gman8591]

The madness is the woke Democratic Party!

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

Welcome back Stephen! Really happy you're back. It's going to be a long 4 years, but I'm glad you're here to keep us sane 💙🫶🏼🫂😭

[@sealyoness]

Almost feels like I can breathe again. How about you?

[@lillyanderson3623]

​@@sealyonessme too!

[@mattdamon3398]

@@sealyonessfr I hope I can get some groceries here soon

[@echomikekilo63]

@@mattdamon3398Trump got your vote by promising to lower grocery prices. Now he’s saying it’s too hard. His tariffs will make it impossible. You’ve been duped. By someone MOST people know is a lifelong fraud.

[@M_SC]

Colbert might go nuts though

[@tinarichards9469]

Just shows trumps level of love. RIP America. You were a great friend while it lasted

[@Rose-p5m1v]

It just shows how unhinged the OLD criminal traitor is when the cowardly draft dodger can’t distinguish a violent insurrection from a love fest. 🏴‍☠️👺🙄

[@Dee-no3sn]

Trump's love for America iz so strong he took a bullet for us and went through a series of witch trials. I thank the likes of Stephen and his negativity of Trump for helping my man get back into office. Thanks Stephen with an assist from the two Jimmys and a nice layup from the ladies of the View. The more you hate him, the more America remembers why we love The Don.

[@breadyegg]

​@@Dee-no3snYou'd be a good fit for North Korea.

[@nomis2496]

@@Dee-no3sn 🤣🤣🤣

[@margreetdoodeman1441]

​@@Dee-no3sndelusion much

[@lopuikwan]

Thank you for bringing those much-needed laughter in the tough time, Stephen!!!

[@nanszoo3092]

I will miss having a president I can laugh at without immediately wanting to cry - or curse - or both

[@Walperion_Music]

What tough time

[@cyrusparsa1724]

Trump is just one man. A nation that supports such an immoral character is the real concern.

[@Kelz_X]

I’ve never _wanted_ time to fly by so fast. Blink and 4 years will be over folks. Cheers to 2029 🥂 Colbert will help us get through it. Thank you

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Oh no we're totally screwed forever 🤬

[@slothachunk]

There will be a new government before then.

[@Molikai]

Yeah, THinking the fascists will not utterly fuck your democracy over the next four years is... optimistic.

[@sealyoness]

I'm trying to remember that this too shall pass - and hopefully Trump. Then we taxpayers can stop paying him to live bigly.

[@JodyDymun-z7o]

So, Thanos- your time has come; oh snap!

[@old_lady_young_heart]

You're back, and I am no longer alone! As an appreciative member of your audience, I feel like I belong to a community of like-minded, loveable people.

[@CameronL-l5k]

yes, you are now in your own democratic party echo chamber. Enjoy your blissful ignorance, and just blame everyone else.

[@rikkiechambers4959]

We missed you Stephen … it’s really hard to believe we are here again 😢… my mental state is fragile at best …and I know it’s all going to get worse ,glad to have your humor to get us through it all .

[@Joy-fc6kg]

@@rikkiechambers4959 you listen only tonight show and try to laugh of.all the stupidity from T we'll have to endure for the next 4 years, don't let a fool affect you, he doesn't deserves our attention, change your mind by listening to funny things only, anyways, I will to preserve my mental health👍✌️

[@AmateurHistorian999]

@@Joy-fc6kg That'll be tough, as our rights are stripped, taxes soar, grocery prices soar, the environment is savaged, and Trump installs himself as President-for-life.

[@AmateurHistorian999]

@@Joy-fc6kg That'll be tough, as our rights are stripped, taxes soar, grocery prices soar, the environment is ruined, and Trump installs himself as President-for-life.

[@pseudo_ra]

What? Why? This is so dramatic, we all need to take a step back.

[@debbieknight8901]

@@pseudo_ra if you believe rikie's comment is dramatic, you've apparently not heard what rump has been saying nor have you taken a look at Project 2025.

[@stan4now]

Happy New Year Stephen! And Everyone at The Late Show! Especially Jon Batiste! ❤

[@caru3257]

I don’t think he is there anymore but could be visiting.

[@lillyanderson3623]

@caru3257 He was as a guest.

[@carbon357]

Welcome Back Stephen. My day is so much brighter

[@lillyanderson3623]

Welcome back, Stephen. We really need and appreciate you! 🤗💙💙💙

[@JeanBetty]

Could you help me with something unrelated: My OKX wallet holds some USDT, and I have the seed phrase：《paddle floor any knee orbit fit husband actor cram robust drift rail》. How should I go about transferring them to Binance?

[@laryjohnson5736]

no, we don't.

[@lillyanderson3623]

@laryjohnson5736 Yes, we do. Why are you here??

[@danmac-d7w]

@@laryjohnson5736 so much negativity you must be a cultist

[@laryjohnson5736]

@@lillyanderson3623 no, you are just woke trash. Why are you woke trash?

[@ericdamexican]

I don't drink to feel safe, I drink to feel nothing, had to be the most realistic statement I've heard today!

[@luckyjasonfan]

😢😢😢😢

[@suzibouch-xm9yr]

Happy New Year Stephen & Co! Laughter will get us all through, whatever... It always has.

[@ronald8147]

Never has there been a time more in need of levity......and never has there been a comedic maestro more equal to the task! Welcome back, Stephen!

[@stanjerzak388]

I agree, we need humor, so look somewhere else.

[@ernesthill4017]

Well said 😊

[@Slo-ryde]

What is about to come to us is far from being comedic.

[@declanhogan3958]

​; Hay,look over here, another whiner thats a dry shite,!! 😂😂...... 💙😎🇮🇪

[@Hillary4SupremeRuler]

​@@stanjerzak388Like our very much esteemed and highly regarded statesman and soon to be President fellating a microphone on stage and getting laughed off stage at the UN for making outlandish claims about his accomplishments?

[@stonerrocky]

I make sure I watch every show you create. Hopefully will get our country back some day.

[@GiarkReleos]

seems unlikely, look inwards and find yourself before you run out of time

[@AmateurHistorian999]

@@GiarkReleos Inward may be all we have left. 😢😢😢

[@stonerrocky]

@@GiarkReleos looks like you're kinda outnumbered by all the thumbs up. Sad. he he

[@declanhogan3958]

Don't just hope to get your country back,!! Fight like hell and take it back,!! 💙😎 🇮🇪

[@AmateurHistorian999]

@@declanhogan3958 We are.

[@eco2geek.]

Yay, Stephen's back. We're gonna need him for the next four years. My personal plan is to ignore mainstream media as much as possible and get news about trump filtered through Colbert.

[@angelabennett8245]

That's how I do it.

[@amberandrews6842]

It helps.

[@Kr0N05]

4 Years? You're not sure how a dictatorship works do you?

[@amberandrews6842]

@Kr0N05 I don't think trump will live that long, at the very least his mind will be so shot it'll make his supporters turn on him. I don't think they're going to allow anyone else to be dictators.

[@Hklbrries]

For non-humorous updates, Meidas Touch Network is excellent, too. We’re watching Colbert and Seth Meyers and checking OUT of dump’s economy.

[@lightshone1]

Another great show Ty Stephen for being real lol, Welcome back

[@NMR-z1l]

Trump should be made certified, but not by Congress.

[@oliviasimonich2386]

LOL

[@tuffc00kie]

Ha

[@Andrew_-nr7zt]

You dropped something 🤡

[@thehegemon996]

U r gay

[@markclipsham9199]

He's been diagnosed many times.

[@michelepawlowski8101]

Thanks for bringing humor into our lives at such a difficult time.

[@saracowles2722]

THANK GOD!! YOU'RE REALLY THERE!!! YAY😊

[@FallenOne669]

"We will fart hard." It may be a misquote, but the GOP deserves nothing else.

[@chrisrj9871]

Right in its general direction.

[@jenniferdickinson3491]

it was a mis speak, that is what Jefferirs sais!

[@MichealMcnabb]

We shall fart on the beaches, we shall fart on the landing grounds, we shall fart in the fields and in the streets, we shall fart in the hills; we shall never surrender...but we may make a quick, strategic retreat to change our underwear.

[@MichealMcnabb]

Or, if that last one wasn't American enough for you... I only regret that I have but one fart to give for my country.

[@danieltx7066]

@@MichealMcnabb “Hey Cookie… more beans!”

[@christinamcconnell5416]

I stayed up late just to get your utube feed. I'm in Ireland, it's morning here 😢 I just needed to hear you and sorry for your troubles. It's what we say at Irish wakes. We'll all grieve together across the world ❤

[@sweettaterpie7009]

Thank you, Sorry for our troubles. DANG!

[@sealyoness]

God bless you - giving up your morning and drinking along with Stephen! LOL. It's almost midnight here... And I'm thinking, 'Dang, my mom never drank or smoked in her life - but died of cancer.' Hmmm. I'm glad you and the rest of the world still know how to laugh. Even if it is at us.

[@b.comeau2597]

Thank you! ❤

We appreciate it. And most of us will fight to get this criminal and his associates out of office and inti jail where he belongs.

[@nancystaack1957]

Thank you. Keep praying for us. We need to survive this insanity.

[@danburnes722]

Let’s laugh while we can, before it is outlawed by dear leader.

[@ceougin20]

I will never call that fart-turd Dear Leader.

[@Rowsy91]

HES BACK BABY!

[@nursenurse3577]

Joking,troll.

[@user-dj3zq3no1rbiteme]

Copper tone 45

[@peterschancel7223]

TRUMPOCOLYLPSE 2025 coming

[@ladybeetle245]

Thank you, Stephen, for not being afraid to tell the truth about the Insurrection. Never back down!

[@rw3423]

Our founding fathers would not back down and we won't either🇺🇸🤗

[@americanatheart110]

I just came to laugh at TDS

[@Mk101T]

@@americanatheart110 You could have carved up 5 chickens in the time you spent to spam that line here . Which AI could put you to shame on the posting ... but cannot package meat. So guess where the Trump admin would like to be putting your donation of time and effort towards .

[@firstLast-gb9kr]

​@@Mk101T Trump 2024 ❤🇺🇸

[@michaelbraun2462]

​@@americanatheart110: 🧠☠🐘🐑 .Hey Trumper, REMEMBER: . . 5-NOV-2024 . . ○ Inflation: 2.2% ○ Dow Jones: >43,000 ○ Unemployment: 4.1% ○ Gas back under $3.50 🇺🇸😎 JOE BIDEN DID THAT! 💪🇺🇸

[@SSBroly965]

It's despicable that he was certified, he should have been disqualified under the 14th amendment sec 3, i don't care if he ran again and won. He should still be disqualified and his certification refused. Why have amendments and laws if we don't follow them?

[@dv6165]

You voted for him. All of you together. So you're in this mess together. I just wish you'd leave the rest of the world out of it, but knowing the person you all voted for so massively, that's not likely going to happen.

[@55points]

grow up. You know for certain that Trump offered up to what. 10000 military to protect the capital? You do know that Pelosis daughter filmed her mother saying it was her fault for not protecting the capital? You DO know the FBI was in the crowd and a lot more to come about that. You do know the FBI knew there was a pipe bomb under a bench near the crowd, and some how disappeared only now to be reinstated by the FBI as real, you DO know the capital police were smiling waving protesters in? You DO know the only one who died that day was a Veteran murdered by a capital police officer shot in the back of her neck? You DO know they NEVER charged Trump with insurrection. You do know why they could not charge him. Because he had NOTHING to do with it. There I fixed it for you..Wait.. more to come now that we have ALL THREE BRANCHES and cant get ALL OF THIS OUT IN THE OPEN.

[@brendantheprettygood]

I blame the Supreme Court for that.

[@AmateurHistorian999]

​​@@dv6165 Eeyeaaah, all less than half of us voted for him. You could read the news, not just listen to the headlines.

[@mikec2582]

Laws are for the little people, just like taxes.

[@tguf456]

The jokes tonight! That winter break for the Colbert team lent to a very well done punchy 4 year joke! along with some others I was not remotely expecting would go the direction they went, but gave me a good laugh! Glad to have the crew back!

[@albertsnijders7566]

So true! He and his team were on fire tonight, ha ha!

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show stephen colbert happy new year

[@dianewhalen9721]

Thankyou for all your work at this time🙏🏽❤️🇨🇦

[@bryanbrooks1909]

“Drinking and cheese” sounds like a plan! I need a 4 year viking cruise…with a just drop me off in Europe somewhere option when it’s done. 😂🤔

[@ZaaraMclean]

Welcome back, Stephen! It's been a tough few weeks without you (and Seth)!

[@tommyt1971]

And it’s going to be a few more tough weeks without John Oliver on HBO!

[@SugarandSarcasm]

They really should rotate their vacations lol

[@mariaj9883]

and Jimmy...

[@leanoramccarthy7726]

​@@SugarandSarcasm I would really appreciate that 😅

[@Chunderbluck]

You're pathetic.

[@davidsassoon2607]

WE MUST BE STUPID... ACCEPTING THIS TRAITOR ???? HE BELONGS IN JAIL

[@jandrews6254]

Yes you (most of you) are. Yes he does!

[@marisagarcia1022]

DT is a coward and a traitor

[@nkumaze]

Breath…..my dear, before you know it it will be 4 years gone

[@You_Tube_is_retarded]

​@@nkumazeWell that, or a true hero and American patriot won't miss, better yet if they could accomplish that before the 34 time felonious chomo is supposed to(though as per the constitution he shouldn't be qualified or permitted to be sworn in)be sworn in as the 2nd time embarrassment, 47th president, and disgraced commander in corruption.

[@Dee-no3sn]

Nope, he belongs in the White House and unburdening us with has been done by the horrible Biden and his DEI hire. But kudos to DEI for being the most professional I've ever seen her in her entire political career certifying the results of the election.

[@Bellmere]

Washington winter storm headline 'Hell Freezes Over' - brilliant.

[@DissectGibberish]

Especially since Trumpty Dumpty is in DC right now.

[@RichardKatchuik]

Hope the snow continues right through the inaugeration.lol I was hoping for torrential rain but snow worksl lol

[@44actual]

First show of the year!!

[@misslanapaulford]

And keeping me sane. January is rough, dark, cold and shitty. 😊

[@jackvotes24]

Welcome back sir. We are so glad you are here. Keeping us sane.

[@MariaHie]

Mr. Colbert, you cannot leave us till after 2029! We need your sharp wit, goofy smiles, and charming attitude. You, sir, are a gem, and our country adores and requires you and your entire humorous philosophy. Thank you for the amazing laughter and happiness. ❤

[@brycebray9149]

I don't think it is going to be 2029. Things will never be the same.

[@barbaramedlock4337]

We will need to repair our country for the damage of trump his insanity crimes R not 🚫 welcomed

[@barbaramedlock4337]

Good luck to all that attacked the capital on Jan 6th that are in jail u got another thing coming trump don't care just another LOSER in the Trump game 🎯

[@srlee3350]

Don't forget his dance moves. We need those as well.

[@AmateurHistorian999]

@@brycebray9149 They'll be better. Of course that'll take a few decades ... or generations.

[@danatate8803]

Good to have you back, Stephen!

[@Xaniker]

I once was naive enough to think his reelection would never have occurred. Boy, was I wrong. You trump supporters (who all flunked history class and critical thinking 101) will soon start feeling the pain. Grocery prices will NOT go down. Health care will be harder to achieve...and many other things.

[@Dee-no3sn]

Actually as a Trump supporter, I aced history and critical thinking and teach the next generation not what to think but how to think for themselves. The first Trump presidency was amazing for the working class and middle class American. I look forward to four more years of this man I admired since I was a little kid and thank God I have my favorite president back in charge. I would have went to the inaugration but I went broke trying to survive and makes end meet under the four year dark winter that was Biden and his kooky DEI hire's Administration.

[@jonflinders]

Good to know you only think for the upper and middle class​@@Dee-no3sn

[@echomikekilo63]

@@Dee-no3snYou know he wants to eliminate the Department of Education, right?

[@eiennonakama]

@@Dee-no3sn Troll or bot?

[@AmateurHistorian999]

@@eiennonakama Troll. Bots aren't that eloquent. But bots are persistent, and "Dee" is posting the same stuff everywhere. So, who knows.

[@mattd1142]

History will look back at this time in history and be mind blown how stupid America was

[@ittositto6494]

We started a few months back…

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

There will be no history in the future because there is no future after this, we are facing abrupt climate change followed by total ecological and economic collapse and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop it now 😢

[@lewisduffy675]

If we survive that is. Need I remind you the Orange Mussolini has his finger on the nuclear button for the next four years? Happy New Year.

[@ogkillingpunchline]

Always been... they are finding it how moronic they are now. The world already knew it.

[@Darktophat_10]

I am so sick of living in the StUpId ages.

[@GiDaOne]

The Christmas break must have done wonders to the whole team, this monologue was fire!

[@Peggy-d5b]

So glad to see you back and providing us some reason to remain sane in the midst of all this chaos.

[@emeraldhills777]

Welcome back Stephen!! Missed youl!! Thinking of the next 4 years make me totally cringe!! Please hang in there and help get us through it all as before with your intelligence and humor!! ❤

[@gman8591]

The next 4 years will make most of America very happy. Getting rid of these stupid Democratic policies. How is this guy ever on TV he's a dork and not even funny. Trump!!!

[@nancymorton5636]

​@@gman8591Well, aren't you the classiest, most grown-up guy in the room. Bet you're just a blast at parties...geesh!

[@DeaisyPagan]

We need you, no,,news dare to speak the true or they get fire.

[@jasonrollins8217]

​@@gman8591yes stupid democrat policy like Social secuity Food assistance Veterans benefits Worker rights Osha Food inspection Roads Parks Weather services Fema Huh.... if only you knew what any of those are.

[@jasonrollins8217]

​​@gman8591 yes stupid democrat policy like Social secuity Food assistance Veterans benefits Worker rights Osha Food inspection Roads Parks Weather services Fema Huh.... if only you knew what any of those are.

[@KrackerJack5586]

Man did I miss this dude always delivers Happy New Year Stephen🎉🎉🎉

[@angelezebuiro9676]

1. Happy New Year and welcome back from the holidays, Stephen. 2. Jan 6th 2021: chaos, tragedy, and Don and his republican friends are making a huge tantrum over him losing the election in 2020. Today's Jan 6th: calm, mature, and Joe Biden and his Democrat friends are following the instructions of accepting the election results of 2024.

[@-oiiio-3993]

A sign of weakness to those who worship at the altar of Trump.

[@davewilson9738]

Across the pond here, missed this man - welcome back sir!

[@russell3060]

Good one! Thank you for the joy and laughter !! 😀

[@TahtahmesDiary]

Omfg it's been the longest Xmas/New Years as a bartender, I'm so ready for Late Night to be back 😅❤

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Thank you for your service 👏 I used to do that when I was a young person in the 80s and somehow lived through it. I'm 65 years old now and just retired from 30 years of health care and the last 10 years in nursing... I might like to go back to bartending even though I don't drink anymore 😢

[@Lonewolfmike]

I bet you are ging to have a HELL of a lot of new regulars over the next 4 years.

[@sealyoness]

@@J.M.-nb4gw You have my full respect and deepest condolences - nursing is not for the timid!

[@dangerousfables]

You guys are the real Xmas miracle.

[@cherinoelke]

I bartended for decades, and I realized the way we handle things is great job security. We drink when we're happen, sad, mad etc. You name all the emotions we'll be bellying up at the bar. I am working at a reservation for a seat at my local watering hole, but they are going fast. 😁

[@robsalvv5853]

Idiocracy has arrived.

[@judemagee9478]

I love that movie, I didn't think it would become reality.

[@thepiratecove2770]

Put on your pro wear, and don't get caught bating.

[@thomasakagi7545]

@@judemagee9478 I _wish_ Idiocracy was reality. President Camacho realized the importance of getting a smart guy on board to solve problems.

[@giuliettadeglispiriti7365]

Are you autobiographical Rob?

[@Iamrightasusual]

Yep. Here you are.

[@deadave100]

What a difference, Today at the Capital, there was a snowball fight. Nice to see people havin fun.

[@silencedogood7297]

I can top Jeffries. My first year teaching 4th graders, my principal came to watch. I was tapping rhythms on the chalk board. I said a word with an R and then said "we will all cRap". Mr Myers fell out of his chair laughing. The sweet little kids looked surprised but began to clap the rhythm perfectly. I nearly peed my pants. So, Mr. Jeffries, you are human . Hoorah.

[@hardtobehumble2]

“No one broke a window with their beard” - OMG!! Hysterical!!! Love you Stephen!!! Keep bringing us the laughter, we need it so much!

[@davidalearmonth]

I wasn't happy with everything Trudeau did, but I didn't hate him. I think the federal government did a pretty good job regarding the pandemic, many lives were saved and people were supported. I appreciate the work he did. It probably is time for a change though, and hopefully Justin stepping back will give time to present another option, so we don't just experience the same right wing backlash that is happening in much of the world. I'd love to see Jagmeet Singh as Prime Minister, but given how our left wing is divided between parties, it may be unlikely. (And also due to racism). But I do appreciate the NDP working to make our healthcare truly Universal (working to add dental and eye care, as it should be).

[@beautybuffet101]

Word

[@Bakes-z4c]

Imagine being thoughtful and non-hatey about politics

[@marinaramalho]

You've worded it perfectly how many of us feel.

[@oldpossum57]

Good on you. But I think you are walking around in a lightning storm with a copper antenna. The haters are waiting to get revenge, What I anticipate is a massive Tory majority and an ineffective Bloc Québécois Official Opposition: ineffective because they have no concern for the ROC. (“Rest of Canada”-an acronym we really use, my American friends.) The Tory back bench is resentful and out for blood: Skippy (Poilievre) isn’t Harper, so his PMO won’t control them. Thus in addition to ending carbon taxes (and ending climate research, in imitation of Harper), I anticipate an abortion law on the floor, overturning gun control (the CCFR and NFA are branch plants of the NRA), and cuts to environmental regulations everywhere. Ford and Smith may duck out of the Canada Health plan: Doug would love to have the Americans run heath in Ontario. The US already owns all the private medical clinics…except perhaps in QC. I don’t know whether Legault will have a Referendum. He has got what he wants so far by intimidating Trudeau, daring him to take QC to court. He can’t intimidate Skippy. But Legault may have to make common cause with him on trade deals with Trump. Hydro Québec has a major market and owns utilities in New England, and NYC holds lots of its bonds. I never thought M Trudeau’ had the grit for the office. They did some decent things in term 1. Public health was managed well in the Pandemic. The déplorables in Ottawa in 2022 were dispersed in a very peaceful bit of police work. The debt was at least decreasing until the pandemic..but then ballooned. Freehand was right about gimmicks. We will now be stuck with MAGA-wannabes and fundamentalists determined to dismantle « enlightened self-interest ».

[@RichardKatchuik]

Sure I wasn:t a huge fan but I think he did pretty good especially during the pandemic. I REALLY don"t like the idea of PP. He"s a minimagat snake. Like orangeman. All fearmongering and no real policy. Jingos like :axe the tax" aren"t policy. There is no real depth to his platform when you take a more than cursury look. I voted conservative once [Mulroney I was young and stupid] and never again.Mulroney. jobs jobs jobs. 8 years later the country was broke and no government in the history of Canada had more scandals and corruption. Diefenbaker threw away the Arrow . Joe Who? Harper, such a compassionate man [sarc] PCs? Nope minimaga PP oh great!

[@willpower8894]

FDJT

[@-oiiio-3993]

No translation necessary, YT.

[@SARCASTICLES]

.....and his orchestra.

[@SARCASTICLES]

....and his legion, and the horses they rode in on.

[@laryjohnson5736]

poor woke trash

[@theresehopkins1581]

Can't we keep Trudeau and let Trump resign? 🤔

[@gyrovids9462]

Hold on... is this Melania speaking?

[@AqualungsBreath]

Why you want Trudeau? He is smart, good looking, not in the age of retirement and no felon. Thats not what you voted for USA.

[@Dee-no3sn]

Tell that to the Canadians who suffered nine years under Trudeau and can't afford their basic needs.

[@angiealexis3093]

@@AqualungsBreath Not all of us voted for that thing, yes thing cause he is not human!

[@FallenPhoenix86]

​@@Dee-no3sn Bit like everyone else then...

[@danib9845]

Peaceful transfer of power today is proof positive that the radicals and crazies are not on the left.

[@chrisrj9871]

Absolutely. The idiots voted for more matches who said they'd put out the fire.

[@UnionYes1021]

Terrific as always! 🤣😂😆

[@elihunt9917]

❤ Happy and Safe New Year 2025 to you and your family, Stephen. And, be safe. ❤

[@breal7277]

We missed you too, Stephen. Happy New Year! 🎉

[@roym3366]

This show cheers me up, in this insane time we live in.

[@Dee-no3sn]

Seeing the sour faces of these Trump hating late night hosts brings me joy. Trump is back!!!

[@FallenPhoenix86]

​@@Dee-no3sn He hasn't stopped whining since he lost in 2020 so did he ever really leave?

[@echomikekilo63]

@@Dee-no3snLol. Have you SEEN Trump’s face? That is the face of a man buckling under the crippling weight of a huge chip on his shoulder. He won’t be spending the next four years serving your country. He’ll be too busy spending your tax dollars going after his perceived enemies and making everybody’s lives miserable.

[@firstLast-gb9kr]

​@FallenPhoenix86 all the late night show hosts have TDS... can't even call them comedian anymore. Trump has been living rent free in their heads for the past 4 years.... every joke was about Trump.... has it changed... every joke is still about Trump.... except they are not jokes and their not funny.... their just DemoNcratic Propaganda Shills. As for the irregularities in the 2020 election.... what do you say about the missing 13 million votes?

[@JZHassan]

A triumphant return from break here. Genuinely laughed out loud a few times, needed that given the circumstances.

[@jamiroquai888]

A delicacy of a monologue!! 👏👏👏

[@doughboy7574]

Needed this.

[@Darktophat_10]

Did you check out John Stewart? Oh man if not, get there.

[@nancymorton5636]

​@@Darktophat_10Not yet, but thanks! Goin' there now ....

[@joshrabatin]

Welcome back to Thunderdome!

[@whitecrow1949]

90 years ago, there was a peaceful transfer of power in Germany. Today there were no objections to the certification of a man who is in violation of the 14th Amendment?

[@ggjohnson5754]

Disgusting

[@augustrempelewert4377]

We objected by voting against him. We were shouted down by our fellows. I recognize that the next four years are going to be disastrous for everyone, but I'm not convinced that attempting a coup right now will lead to a better outcome.

[@sweettaterpie7009]

I object. Do I count?

[@TheWinterHaze]

Thank the spineless democrats and AG Garland for this

[@sealyoness]

@@TheWinterHaze I don't care what anyone says, Garland was a tiny little ghost mouse hiding during this fiasco. He couldn't even back up Biden.

[@coyley72]

Trudeau simply can't take another 4 years of Ttump.

[@chericouture8271]

🐂💩

[@ggerardlee]

That's the truth! He resigned so he won't have to deal with tRump for the next 4 years. Wish I could!

[@chrisrj9871]

@@ggerardlee - or trump should resign and take his cronies and voters with him to some far away place in the galaxy, where we don't have to hear about them again.

[@alexandermay4667]

Love Stephen Colbert, even in times that are absolutely not funny, he manages to make me laugh so hard. I'm a german social democrat (SPD), Olaf Scholz is not only my chancellor but also my candidate, and Stephens bit about him made me burst out in laughter :D

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Welcome back Stephen! It’s gonna be a lot year and I’m glad you’ll be with us.

[@louranzofletcherprods]

Welcome back Stephen!

[@jacovawernett3077]

For what..His support of Islamic Jihad

[@vng]

Harris had to preside over the certification... talk about rubbing salt in wounds...

[@jennymacallan9071]

I felt so bad for her.

[@mariag.8242]

3 times in modern history that the VP ran for President and, defeated, presided over the certification of their opponent. Nixon certified Kennedy, Gore certified W, and today Harris certified trump.

[@BognaZone]

Kamala was calm and serene. She is amazing!

[@rebeccacalkins5938]

Funny how no one was suggesting that the VP could have refused certification, and get an alternate slate of electors.

[@chericouture8271]

Did you see Bruce Fischer refused to shake her hand after she swore his wife in? What a piece of 💩 Obviously forgot his White Robe & Cone Hat 🫏🕳️

[@Spooky_OG]

“I drink to feel nothing” Hahaha… ouch…. I agree

[@ryshow9118]

So does the incoming Defense Secretary

[@grittygrits9420]

Love u Stephen. You and your cohorts are the only way many of us will get thru the next 4 years.

[@gus.smedstad]

You have to keep in mind that Trump views absolutely everything in terms of how it benefits him. Of course he views a riot supporting him as a "day of love." If they love him, it doesn't matter to him who they hurt.

[@DissectGibberish]

Trump is a failure as a human being.

[@nancymorton5636]

SPOT ON!! 💙

[@BigFootTheRealOne]

When BLM caused billions in damage you said it was mostly peaceful.

[@nancymorton5636]

@@BigFootTheRealOne Who's You? Who said that? I live there and I never said it, nor did anyone I know. The Mpls. cops all went to prison. So what's your point?

[@breezedarkstorm666]

@@BigFootTheRealOne Nope they didnt you got lied to.

[@此生不愿平凡]

Today is a sad day for America. Our law and order system got slapped in the face.

[@hollyb6885]

And it was slapped by scotus. Despicable.

[@此生不愿平凡]

@@hollyb6885 No, by the people who voted a rapist into the White House, knowingly!

[@此生不愿平凡]

@@hollyb6885 No, by the people who voted for a committed criminal to the White House, knowingly.

[@Rowsy91]

Said the Chinese account... haha

[@此生不愿平凡]

@@hollyb6885 No, by the people who voted for a convicted criminal to the White House, knowingly.

[@maurachapman4179]

We've missed you! ❤

[@militeg]

You are the best comedian, and thank you for the truth🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤

[@henrikwakman7776]

I like Colbert's hint of 'screw it' in his recent work. Feels more human.

[@meryldykstra2538]

Satire will be the Salvation of Democracy.

[@BognaZone]

❤

[@virginiamiller4890]

I missed you as always! Here's to keeping our sanity throughout this year!

[@valramos2003]

Only one party is committed to the peaceful transfer of power.

[@Lonewolfmike]

Only one party is living in Reality and is Sane.

[@jonunciate7018]

And both serve billionaires.😢

[@tugroti66]

Oh yeah, us Democrats love giving up power 😂

[@DissectGibberish]

The other party wants to overthrow the government.

[@iyeetsecurity922]

*The Lemon Party*

[@evelyneyantony1733]

Glad you are back❤

[@RobertJohnson-bj5lk]

5:40 - the “Blizzard” is a product sold by Dairy Queen.🍦

[@tjose7660]

Louis Cato's new triplecaster is such a cool guitar!

[@nevillehoward8736]

Guitar??!! I thought a triple caster was a new DnD character class!

[@BognaZone]

​lol @@nevillehoward8736

[@modernchair7692]

Jack White signature??

[@tjose7660]

@@modernchair7692 yes, i'm not even a big jack white fan but i want one; the specs are killer

[@miked51]

Life is somewhat better now. Stephen is back!...Baby!

[@volvtheseer]

Jeffries just proved that Democracy is Gone with the Wind

[@oliviasimonich2386]

Goodun!

[@b.comeau2597]

🤣🤣🤣

[@beautybuffet101]

Yup

[@Dee-no3sn]

Naw, Democracy has made a comeback and frankly, Americans do give a damn about this country.

[@55points]

A TRIFECTA. THE HOUSE THE SENATE AND THE WH. MORE DEMOCRATS THAN EVER BEFORE VOTED FOR TRUMP IN RECORD NUMBERS. THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE AND THE POPULAR VOTE. I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU COME FROM BUT THAT IS DEMOCRACY IN ALL ITS GLORY TO ME.

[@wilderRobin]

I'm glad you made this video it reminds me of my transformation from a nobody to good home, $34k monthly and a good daughter full of love

[@ArchieHwan]

My advice to everyone is that saving is great but investment is the key to be successful imagine investing $15,000 and received $472,700.

[@MichaelFlores-bs7zp]

wow this awesome I'm 47 and have been looking for ways to be successful, please how??

[@Scott32185]

Making touch with financial advisors like Elizabeth Regina Nelson who can assist you restructure your portfolio, would be a very creative option. Personal financial management will be crucial to navigating the next difficult times

[@Scott32185]

Thanks to Mrs. Elizabeth Regina Nelsen's time in my life, which had a profound impact on me.

[@CashTerry-g2m]

Unfortunately, not all of us were financially literate early. I was 35 when I finally educated myself and started taking steps. I went from $176,000 in debt with zero savings or retirement to now, 2 years later, fully debt-free and over $1000,000 net worth. I know that doesn't SOUND like a lot, but I'm incredibly proud of it. Now I'm fast-tracking my wealth building (investing $400,000 annually) and don't owe a dime to anyone. It's a good feeling!

[@AlfredCerwensky]

Stephen Colbert we love your work. I just got a note in this clip, you were seen looking up into the catwalks checking for snipers. So sorry we are not celebrating drump's new residency in Guantanamo.

[@tomking2613]

BILLL NIE the science guy BIILL BILL BILL!!!!!!!!! Thank you for teaching me science n physics! // PAY TEACHERS!!!!!!!!!

[@dianemcewen6484]

Bill Nye yah

[@simonagree4070]

If only he had taught English...

[@LeoNidasPlayForFun]

First you have to fart for freedom!

[@pauleywallnutz9429]

Bill Nye.

[@patriciamartine5410]

Nye is a fake scientist spreading false information like gender being a "spectrum", when all sane people know there are only 2 genders which aligns with the sex observed at birth. I am a never trumper and a conservative democrat so not only right wingers know this is truth.

[@jenniferstratis1881]

Oh and Mr. Colbert you sir win the sexiest late night host. Keep making us laugh, keeping it real. Having great music and fantastic guests!!!

[@jniles]

My niece needs one of those "I tooted" stickers. She's only 2, and we were at my dad's on Christmas Eve. She had fallen asleep before we started opening presents, so we let her sleep for an hour or so. I tried to wake her up to open presents, but she was still sleepy. Then she started to slowly wake up. I picked her up and she hung her arms around my neck and her head on my shoulder. I felt a rumble in my arms and then I hear this quiet little giggle and she goes "I tooted" 😂 I said "I know, I felt it!" and she giggled again, totally proud of herself, lol

[@amandajones661]

People keep forgetting people actually died on January 6th

[@firstLast-gb9kr]

Lol... the name of the unarmed girl that was shot and died that day was Ashley Babbitt.

[@deadtoadsoup]

@@firstLast-gb9krshe died for Trump's Big Lie while violently storming the Capital Building to stop the peaceful transfer of power. MAGA cult lives in an alternate realty of lies and disinformation...

[@deadtoadsoup]

@@firstLast-gb9kr And she spelt her name Ashli...

[@jasonrollins8217]

​​@firstLast-gb9kr yeah she ignored a police officer warning. If only her melatonin was more elevated, you would be so happy. Now about those 5 officers that were killed, i suppose they did not exist.

[@fauxjaux]

He’s back!

[@dougdickson8128]

Could’ve used a winter storm like that four years ago.

[@m.s9146]

Thanks for keeping it real.

[@lauriemurray9467]

Missed you Mr. Colbert!

[@anniebananie444]

So happy you’re back Stephen! We missed you and we’re gonna fart hard this year!

[@cc1k435]

It is the perfect sentiment for such an occasion. 😂

[@misslanapaulford]

❤ U Stephen and Team. Glad to have you back. 😊

[@sherikwasnik5290]

I’m actually surprised that Trump isn’t furious about the fact that there wasn’t a big deal about the certification. He loves being the centre of attention.

[@SixteenTonesStudio]

he actually posted that the outgoing administration is "making [the transition] difficult" even though he's the one who has refused to sign transition / security agreements, and is collecting his own inauguration fund because he doesn't want the FBI to vet his cabinet picks

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@SixteenTonesStudio Just watch the maggats shrieking and mewling about it's totally the same thing.

[@Soconfused9]

Counting on you, Colbert, and your team to get me through coming days

[@marionstamp-cole2976]

Thank you for making me and my husband laugh despite the disgusting outcome of the election ❤

[@Opus313]

If the next POTUS is going to be a couple, I submit the following portmanteau: Elonald Mump

[@kathydowning3141]

I am so stealing that!

[@impunitythebagpuss]

DonOld MuskRat

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Or maybe Leonald Dump 🤔

[@ThatOpalGuy]

E-loaned me a country and I ran it into the ground

[@tuffc00kie]

Hey, mumps are back in vogue with RFK Jr in charge of healthcare…

[@suzywilliams244]

Gawd,it's. great to have Stephen back again!