Trump Paints A False Portrait Of The Migrant Caravan

[@christopherrubio8047]

I love when the camera goes on the pianist!! LMAO He adds so much!!

[@stephanie5249]

Please vote. Pleeeeeeeeease vote.

[@voiceofreason2168]

Steph Anie I'm voting all Republican.. besides dog catcher and my write-in vote was Hillary Clinton.

[@stephanie5249]

Voice Of Reason truly, that does not matter to me. We are not on the same political side, but I believe voting is important no matter who you vote for.

[@tommytwootwoo856]

Steph Anie #BelieveWomen

[@voiceofreason2168]

Steph Anie It was just a write-in vote, even if she wins I doubt she'd accept.. i still think Chris Smith will win.

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

I’m voting straight blue

[@stumpedtv]

The fact that when stephen says "Caravan" he actually dances to the song "Caravan" is the kind of subtle humour that keeps bringing me back to his show.

[@foiseku2166]

Had to rewatch this for the caravan dance 😂😍 one of my fave monologues this year!

[@NewMessage]

Donnie heard 'Caravan', got a mental picture of Arabs on a train of camels, and the rest wrote itself in his head.

[@TheReal008Zulu]

Writing is bit of a stretch. Drew itself with crayons. At least, the crayons Eric and Don Jr. didn't eat first.

[@mickstephenson]

You are giving him too much credit in understanding the etymology of the word caravan. I bet you he couldn't define the word before seeing the Fox news price describing what it was.

[@AnEvolvingApe]

MS, yeah, he probably thinks they're all driving up to the border in late model Dodge mini-vans.

[@krashkb2900]

Hahaha

[@gregpain7991]

The last time I heard about unwanted "Caravans" was Jeremy Clarkson on the old Top Gear....

[@hotsquawker1137]

Most of the immigrants/refugees fleeing from Central and South America are in large part the result a brutal and costly drug war started under Reagan. Than there was the CIA coups that overthrew several Central and South American governments in which juntas who would accommodate US special interests would be put into positions of power by force. The result was decades of violence and many indigenous peoples (Mayans) fleeing for their lives. Climate Change will displace many millions more people with rising oceans while extreme weather will render some places inhospitable only adding to the migrant crisis. Denying climate science while deregulating the toxic industries fueling it will only lead to humanity not being prepared for the environmental catastrophes to come. Not acting to address the underlying issues leading to such migrant crisis's now will only lead to more refugees later. Many of the same destructive industries responsible for global warming have bought and sold the USA while actively undermining democracies all around the globe.

[@ruger6503]

Agreed, USA funded the civil war in El Salvador,helping destroy the country.Its also funded a lot of other bs and shady stuff around central and South America .

[@hectoramador6397]

How many are you going to take in your house?

[@majorevangelism]

Hector Amador I wouldn’t let a homeless veteran into my house, that doesn’t mean I would forbid them from getting a job and buying his/her own apartment in the city I live in.

[@Bra-a-ains]

Hot Sqwuaker - Why are you calling the people in the caravan, "Liars?" In interviews with them, they say they are coming because there are no jobs at home because of corruption. It is very scummy of you to say the people in the caravan are lying. Obviously, everything you post is also a lie.

[@grigoreturcan1368]

The same excuses have all globe around. Would you want several millions of pakistans several millions Indians; Russian; Indonesians; Chinese ... But why people from countries where USA is always present does not want to migrate into USA? Japan, South Corea, EU, ... Because USA actually brings stability in these countries. But if you are corupt nobody can help you it is your own fault ...

[@barkasz6066]

Ice-is! I laugh every time Trump crosses his arms like an upset toddler and just goes on spinning his lies. How is this guy real? I wouldn't believe such a character even if I saw it on TV.

[@Ottts22]

Andras Agocs you speak for me, thanks

[@davidhenry3732]

tRump is like a comedy act... he gets more laughs... the longer he is in office. Vote blue and get his act shut down.

[@donnavorce8856]

Yeah - the arm crossing is a giant tell that many of us have noticed as have you.

[@dawnmaster68]

someone should really tell him there are smaller eye protecters. he looks like a clown having a meltdown.

[@connectedone2343]

He does that when he is feeling insecure, stupid, or threatened. So, most of the time....

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

I lost my phone. Could it be in the… Caravan?!

[@paquiv.g.2717]

Gracias corazón ❤ siempre bendiciones para todos. 🧑‍💻🙏❤️🥰🎁🐬👄

[@shannonmullis9916]

Further south... I spit out my coffee.

[@sarabeth9877]

*covfefe ☕

[@shannonmullis9916]

@@sarabeth9877 careful don't choke as well lmao

[@Don_Julio805]

How dumb can trump be lol

[@stormwatcher59]

Just July - I don't REALLY want to know!! :-D

[@mikebockey4125]

Just July, he’s more not grounded in reality than dumb, but he’s definitely not the brightest bulb on the tree either

[@kimjongfun5427]

When Trump says "middle class tax cut", he means tax cut for people like Betsy DeVos - a typical struggling middle class mum who only has 10 yachts, 12 private jets, 4 helicopters and a few dozens mega mansions. If she doesn't get another life-saving tax cut right now, life will undoubtedly be extremely hard for poor Betsy and her family.

[@beckybowen196]

We really should start a GoFundMe campaign for these poor rich people.

[@hurd3203]

I want a tax cut! My mom just got out of the doctor, where is my tax cut?

[@toadjiang7626]

Becky Bowen That reminds me of Bill Maher's "Save the rich fucks" campaign.

[@hectoramador6397]

Trump 2020

[@hurd3203]

@@hectoramador6397 ew no

[@penguinsmovies]

I love how the reporter keeps telling him Congress is not in session And he Gets angrier and angrier because he knows hes caught a lie.

[@jflo7674]

penguinsmovies Yup. Typical trump. and his cult will believe it.

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

Yeah. Because he thought no one would fact check him.

[@NPORT1981]

His base doesn't believe fact checks, unless Trump does.

[@pet3r387]

And yet republicans still say “facts over feelings” dayum the hypocrisy

[@nasrez3352]

im from france , just this one thing is amazing lool he sees u as a child

[@abbygirl4948]

Jon’s face at 3:23 😂 I LOVE HIM

[@eva_loves_enge]

Thank you for the laughs, Stephen. My sanity appreciates you in these insane times.

[@torben4741]

In any other first world country, Trump would have been thrown out a long time ago.

[@dannykumite]

Haha, you laugh at stupid Americans, but soon Europeans will have their own versions of Trump. Russia, China, MidEastern, SoAm, Africa already are way ahead of you guys. Catch up, you.

[@Victor-li8le]

Torben We already have it here in Italy, just not as funny.

[@irenetaylor3451]

My country has sacked it's leaders for less

[@tuskdull5540]

dannykumite If french president emanuel macron would answer this: „NE-VER“

[@karmasauce2323]

Silvio Berlusconi? John Oliver talked about him during the last Italian elections. He is something else. But I agree with you, Trump is far more comical.

[@randomnerd23]

I knew the destabilization of Antartica resulting was going to lead to the rise of radical penguins but no one would believe me.

[@omarayala8529]

Ice-is

[@jimmyjohnson1426]

They're led by Oswald Cobblepot and they have rocket launchers strapped to their little backs.

[@backupplan6058]

Chris Perry, did you just upvote your own comment, if you’re that insecure maybe you are in the wrong comment section.

[@leshawncolcloughgray3305]

😂😂😂

[@diegosuarez1563]

As Bugs Bunny use to say "WHAT A MAROON!"

[@solomonofbifrost6855]

I thought the last tax cut was supposed to benefit the middle class. That's what they always said. Now he's saying that *this* tax cut will benefit the middle class specifically. So the last one didn't? I'm far past the point of being surprised by the lies. It just baffles me that anyone still believes him.

[@mlghelp2day]

Here's a thought....maybe Russia is transmitting some kind of "hypnotic" waves to all the stupid idiots/trumptards to believe any CRAP that Drumpf says. Thats why they CANT comprehend the true reality that he is the WORST president ever. 😒

[@adamtran8460]

It's baffles me that people on both sides tell us to vote for them and if or either side gets control of the system, they dont change what they say they want to change when they do get in office

[@sprybug]

Excuse me master, um, actually inflation has outpaced the overall rise in wages so that sucks, plus that record unemployment rate you guys love to tout, the unemployment rate has been dropping since 2009. Here's some fun charts for you. They're official government ones, so you can't claim bias. (BTW, this is THE THIRD TIME TODAY I had to link this to someone stouting the same nonsense) www.bls.gov/web/empsit/cps_charts.pdf Looks like it would have been at record lows with or without Trump. It's almost as if the Obama Administration's policies to fix things since the great recession actually worked. And BTW, I'm wondering, are these well paying jobs, because last I checked over 70% of Americans are still living from paycheck to paycheck. Having a low unemployment rate is nothing to be proud of if the wages are shit.

[@hannahmurray3782]

sprybug - great comment. And trump supporters never mention the huge debt they have saddled their children and grandchildren with so that the wealthy get permanent tax cuts.

[@jimmyjohnson1426]

@@mlghelp2day Nah, I think it's the meth and model glue.

[@warpedjaffas1]

Maybe Trump's tax returns are in the caravan.

[@QuantumPineapple]

Maybe Dr.Ford's polygraph test results are in the caravan

[@warpedjaffas1]

What does this have to do with Trump's Tax Returns? Nothing.

[@warpedjaffas1]

Keep up. They're not missing. They've been deleted.

[@barthalen]

@@QuantumPineapple Maybe your spine and sense of empathy are.

[@BAKER22-l4u]

Are you as IGNORANT as you appear

[@syntaksera]

Love that clip about tax cuts. The reporter obviously had a better understanding of the President's job than he did 😂

[@dtbredhalf5823]

Lucas Taylor so....... stay where they at then.......

[@melissasaint3283]

@@dtbredhalf5823 this message is hard to understand. Are you talking about taxes? The problem is, he is just throwing this out and either doesn't realize Congress is out (which is unsettling, because he is president) or assumes everyone listening won't realize that Congress is out (which is astonishing)

[@Kevin_Street]

Every reporter on the White House beat has a better understanding of the President's job than he does.

[@sfomikedean1]

@Whole Brain Productions - "You know nothing Donald Jon Snow"

[@dtbredhalf5823]

Was an accident.... my bad......

[@nicole.z.624]

Stephen killed me with the “terror penguins”😂

[@TheCstar07]

Is Waldo also in the Caravan? I've been looking for that bad hombre for six years!

[@Shuizid]

No, he is further south. How much further south? All of it, he is all of the further south. Like, further south than the southpole.

[@forestnymphconfessions3596]

@@Shuizid Like, he wen't so far south, he ended up in Canada.. : )

[@applefanatic414]

Stephen was on FIRE in this one

[@jayblair4344]

NPC. ORANGE MAN BAD

[@Asher_Tye]

@@jayblair4344 That's what Stephen Hawking warned us about.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

That dance was _everything_ 💃

[@MargieEJones]

Love you Stephen, you made me laugh so hard tonight and make my whole week better with the hell we are all going through.

[@errinmonado6905]

Prayers to everyone in the caravan. Bless their hearts.

[@anamendoza6741]

We have tried to revolt against our government! The dictator's name is Juan Orlando. Our first attempts to raise awareness about his deception was with Marcha de las Antorchas. Last year he was "re-elected" by destroying our democratic process, and we began to sing with Ollas (El Canto de las Ollas) and to burn many municipalities where his little minions were operating

[@anamendoza6741]

@Kelley Weidman google all of this. For videos even.

[@errinmonado6905]

@@anamendoza6741 Privileged people are so quick to come up with "solutions" to very complex situations. @kellyweidman

[@tiffanyhaberacker]

@LowkeyLifted Seeking asylum IS legal though.

[@Nerdy_Nihilist]

If prayer worked they wouldn't have to leave their own countries for a better life.

[@Jasonblade9012]

At the end, trump will say something along the line of “who cares? It worked out well” That’s everything you need to know about trump.

[@mlghelp2day]

I can see him saying that. That orange fat lying moron and his "i dont care, do u" phony wife are two CRAPpy peas in a pod!😒

[@jpdemer5]

"It worked out well for me" is what he'll mean.

[@Babylauncher3000]

"You have a problem with me threatening nuclear war that would rival WW2 in deaths after a single weekend? Grow up"

[@NTJedi]

New from Tyler Q Houlton, "DHS gov can confirm that there are individuals within the caravan who are gang members or have significant criminal histories."

[@tammytruthout8465]

@@NTJedi, stop watching FAUX. That is total BS.

[@ccoccocats]

Colbert's BEST MONOLOGUE EVER!

[@cazia9]

Cheryl Cocco the ones after Charlottesville and the one when he defended John Dickerson and made his ‘holster’ comment were pretty spectacular

[@smashingpots9928]

You know ive said it before, there really are not enough Carmen Sandiego references in the media.

[@isaiahpinkerton3445]

I want Jon’s reaction to “further south” as a gif right now! Its priceless 👌

[@databanks]

Ask and you shall receive i.imgur.com/YapwZ0k.gif edit to remove failed link

[@oltedders]

@@databanks It worked for me.

[@isaiahpinkerton3445]

Data Banks that is beautiful thank you haha

[@databanks]

oltedders - I thought I'd see if I could actually get an image to display in the comment. No such luck, so I pulled that part. Nice to be able to do something constructive in a toutube comment, though

[@jessetorres8738]

Does anybody else remember how back during the 18th & 19th centuries, the European migrants came to the United States for the same reasons that these Hispanic migrants are today, and those Europeans were not easily welcomed at first but with time became accepted and assimilated into our society? History is just repeating itself here, but its with people from a different continent.

[@_Opal_Miner_]

Yep sure do. And I remember how that worked out for the people who already lived there. Genocide of the Native population.

[@jammzy2959]

@@_Opal_Miner_ yes, no one is as evil as Europeans were. You don't have to worry.

[@analicona157]

No sir, it is the same continent "AMERICA" It is like in the USA ; there is the Northern USA, the Eastern USA , the Southern USA, the Central USA and the Western USA. All of them make one USA.

[@jayblair4344]

NPC. ORANGE MAN BAD

[@debbieaguilar5498]

... and color...

[@okaygee4132]

"Terror penguins... ice-sis" comedy gold!

[@jayblair4344]

# NPC ORANGE MAN BAD

[@daviedcoe2022]

My fave part of Stephen Colberts act besides his comedy is his mimes bloody hilarious

[@jonathanwaye7476]

I shook my head when he said "further south" than South America, but my jaw dropped when he said Khashoggi's murder was "carried out poorly."

[@Alonzo2k8]

I just took me a drink after he said that

[@thomasseeger3685]

Further south than South America? My god....ATLANTIS IS REAL!

[@2c3d48]

They could be from Antarctica?

[@FunSingle]

Antarctica is very real.

[@gesshugh9976]

Antartica, the deep south. It will rise again...

[@neromorningstar4794]

Invisible Muslims, my Muslims friends had a stomach ache laughing hard 😂

[@elhoward7440]

PENGUINS are coming to STEAL YOUR JOBS!

[@mustafamalik4211]

How has the border patrol intercepted people who still have a thousand miles to go before they reach the US Mexico border?

[@heyheytaytay]

I clicked again just so I could see Stephen do the "caravan dance" again.

[@stanleyczechmusicarchives6348]

..."...bad people from farther south-you know-Antarctica...!..." LOL

[@stormwatcher59]

...and the penguins aren't sending their best!

[@mikes2381]

Those scary scientists with their ice-coring drills you know.

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

"there's no proof, there's no proof, but there might be proof." Am I the only one who's head is exploding right now? "No collusion, no collusion" so I guess there might be collusion. "no puppet, no puppet" so yes we have a puppet for a President.

[@janjansen201]

Trumpsters don't care about thruth, they just want to lavish themselves in their biases and projected hatred.

[@IronLion24]

The best is "Even if there was collusion, so what its still not a crime"

[@IronLion24]

I think they are keeping him president cause he is so fucking hilarious and entertaining

[@MistedMind]

"He can say whatever he wants," So basically you admit that you don't care at all about what he promised you *Health-Care for all "Everyone will be covered for a fraction of the cost"* - yeah not coming almost 2 years with him in Office now. *We'll lock her up* - yeah, for what? Being a woman? *We'll have that wall, and Mexico will pay for it* - Still not coming; luckily. *ISIS will be gone in 30 days* - They are still active. *US should stop playing world-police!* - Trump hasn't pulled back ANY troops anywhere. Increased troops in some theaters though. You have been exposed as a hollow Trump-Troll.

[@tonyavila2517]

I like this President,, he makes me laugh,, boy my day was boring till.. Lol

[@anamendoza6741]

Hi! I'm Honduran! We're not in South America, we're central American! And there are no middle easterns, by far the majority of people in the caravan are Hondurans fleeing our desguised dictatorship. :D The more you know

[@n40tom]

Well stay the hell home and try and fix your own country. We really do not want you here. No matter what your excuse is.

[@Asher_Tye]

@@n40tom Then you should probably stop propping up their corrupted governments for your own selfish reasons.

[@pcarebear1]

@@n40tom Good Thing my family (Central American and Anglo-U.S.) took your advice and did Early Voting then 😘 God Bless You

[@dtbredhalf5823]

So.................stay where they at......I’ve been out the country u just can’t enter a country like that .... bumrush...NO!

[@n40tom]

@@Asher_Tye ME ? The only thing I have ever propped up is my reclining chair with a block of wood. I have no idea what you're talking about. LOL

[@사이마안]

I've never laughed this hard in my life when Steven talked about Donald's hair and that disgusting hair popped up...🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@IronBahamut]

Further South than South America. Jesus the USA needs to do intelligence tests for future candidates.

[@heatherm2140]

@raserianfald Of course, right before you get to the edge of the earth....

[@konstantinkoch6114]

obviously the middle easterneers from the nazi base xD yea i mean what else coud it possibly be ^^

[@maulana4989]

IronBahamut 👏👏👏👏you are so correct!!!

[@MsMak12356]

lie detector tests, too.

[@thorthunderlungs5171]

But yet we keep winning... Weird.

[@67donnalynn]

I would like to see Obama sitting with the press, answering questions with his arms folded like a 3 year old. What a effin baby!

[@davidhenry3732]

We are all dumber for listening to this Imbecile... I can NOT wait to vote in November and get this dope Impeached!!! VOTE BLUE!!! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👀👀👀

[@NewhamMatt]

Good on John Batiste for the Duke Ellington reference.

[@WillMan51]

Yes!!

[@WinterAlbiero]

7:00 Where did Congress go? Could they be in.....THE CARAVAN?!?!

[@juiceboxie]

And then his suit flies up like a dress! 😂

[@MrLorddarktoothx]

**Cue Dance**

[@ToDie4r]

Yeah, that part! I just love it :D

[@MrGigasas]

Yes, thank you for saying what happened, so smart.

[@Trump.Musk.Will.Destroy.U.S]

Epic! 😂

[@davidcopperfield-notthemag397]

Stephen makes my cheeks ache from laughing and smiling so much! Cheek aerobics! My life is more endurable when I watch him. 😄

[@travisbickle2401]

I dream about spreading my cheeks for Stephen Colbert.

[@michalperach984]

@Robert Alan Diamonte How nice of you to judge someone you know nothing about

[@MorgothBauglire]

Michal Perach I know right

[@robertathey8504]

Are you one of those transformers? That's the vast majority of his viewers.

[@uncleruckus9670]

Stephen Colbert is funny, and I'm sure he is incredibly thrilled to have Trump as president from a business standpoint (not political). He is just raking in cash to pay off his cool Tesla and Luxury home...even though he wants higher taxes for helping the poor...Come on Colbert! Share some more money for those who are in need! Don't let the government steal more from people who don't earn a $15,000,000 salary like you! But any who, he's a pretty funny host.

[@sandyl.143]

STEPHEN, YOU CAN DANCE 💃🏼!!

[@noluthando6757]

Sandy L. He can sing too.

[@mikebangsow7796]

"You are spreading BS" love that part...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LuisGarcia-oi4qf]

I cracked up when I heard that, I was on the bus and everyone kept staring at me for a few seconds lmao

[@BNSFGuy4723]

Donna Jones I’m surprised you can even utter a single sentence with Trump’s balls in your mouth lmao

[@Hockeyfan9884]

" we got them from more south than South America " , arrests terrorist penguins known as ,, Ice - iss . Tooo funny.

[@vivigesso3756]

K but they took him way out of context as liberals do.

[@slapzilla916]

@@vivigesso3756 Oh really? What context was that? Please, by all means, correct the record.

[@ragecontrol2874]

@@slapzilla916 Oh god this should be good

[@nelsonperez5289]

@@vivigesso3756 No need to take him out of the darkness.

[@dickwelts8817]

@@slapzilla916 The context was that they intercepted people from South America and other parts further south of where the Border Patrol interception point was. Of course liberals are too dumb to understand that.

[@guillermosilva5905]

The caravan dance was the highlight of the video hahaha

[@buddyhook]

To "Caravan" by Duke Ellington! Stay Human on point as always

[@guillermosilva5905]

Everett Hook I had to look up the song and now I’m bugging my wife with the dance hahaha

[@rj-my7zp]

take farms and build golf courses all over the world..rump is your man

[@ABStuff]

what song is that?

[@Neocaridina]

🙏🏼🙆‍♂️🙃

[@IAmTheAce5]

“Feeding the chickens” sounds about right

[@jlvfr]

"Other parts from further south"... Penguin Jihad!

[@dibblydooda7604]

TRUMP WAS REFERRING TO FURTHER SOUTH THAN MEXICO ...LIKE SOUTH AMERICA ... ITS EASY TO UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANT TO ...ITS EASY TO FIND FAULT IF YOU WANT TOO ... AND YOU WANT TO DONT YOU ...LOLOL

[@NoxHypnotic]

@Dibblydooda He literally said "from South America, and from other parts further south" dude. You can't be this dumb.

[@bitchoflivingblah]

Long live the Penguin Caliphate !!!

[@akizeta]

He does know that the Middle East and South America are in two different directions, right?

[@jlvfr]

Err...

[@JohnDoe-qo4xd]

The Caravan' s so huuge they keep The Lost City of Gold hidden in there!

[@luckyredzebra2166]

the caravan dance- i fully approve of this addition to the monologue. plus i am not surprised penguins are in the caravan what with all this global warming...

[@willritter4076]

I wish the liberal media, including Colbert, would just stop covering the "caravan" thing because it is losing us (the Democrats) votes in the midterms. Liberals are so stupid... Trump sets a trap on a hot button issue and the libs fall into it every time. Don't be losers fellow Dems, be WINNERS... just stop reporting the orange clown's pronouncements please. Get out and vote and make sure others do as well.

[@Don_Julio805]

Will Ritter can you explain how liberal media covering the Caravan is losing votes?

[@zackchase1995]

Colbert isn't liberal media, he's satire. He's not a journalist although he is the real and best actual fake news.

[@SpaceCattttt]

"CarAvan", George.

[@zackchase1995]

Joe Smith But he isn't even news. He's fake news! Unlike those news channels that have news. That exist. That are real. And news.

[@VR-xk2nj]

Lol so funny ‘ICEis’. Colbert gives so many people relief at the end of a hard day. If someone did not call out Trump on a daily basis for the ridiculous LIES he tell every day, Mental hospitals would be inundated with admissions.! Thank you so much Late Show.

[@talkingalltimechina9678]

I don't know. You think he has higher ratings now than when he was doing the Colbert Report? I think his show would be more popular if he was pro-america/Trump, would set him apart from every other talk show. I miss the style of the colbert report, it was alot more patriotic even if it was satire.

[@sirzebra]

You can't possibly be patriotic and support the current administration. Mc Cain is rolling in his grave watching the republicans not stand up to this disgrace of the institutions. I liked the pretend right wing Colbert aswell, but he's doing a better job at being patriotic with his current work. I even find it hard to laugh at the slow decaying of republican confronted to their supposed leader actions...

[@talkingalltimechina9678]

Can't be patriotic? i'm retired from the Navy. Use to like Colbert's show, don't like it anymore. Obama sold this country to the wolves, Trumps actually turned the ship around and people are either so biased or so stupid they don't realize it. Or sellouts. Unbelievable.

[@sirzebra]

Well, as a real republican my whole life, i'm truly saddened to hear that you found comfort in this pathetic man's leadership. I hope what remains of true patriots and republican officials will find courage and oppose and end this awful farce that makes our great country be the laughing stock of the free world. Pains my heart to hear a Veteran fall for those weak schemes, i know of dozens that didn't though, and that keep my hope for the future alive. I sincerely hope you'll get some recollection of what actual republicans values were before you end up in the morally bankrupt bandwagon, cause it's gonna come crashing down, and for our country's sake, the sooner the better.

[@stephanie5249]

Aaron Finnegan as the midterms are approaching I am really missing “better know a district”. Frig I loved that In my personal opinion though, in this political climate even his fake, old pro-republican satire would have been too much. There’s already just so much in-you-face right wing anger... 😞 My brain doesn’t need that from comedy too. Just one overwhelmed humans opinion though. Lol

[@nursekhadijahchangeagent2747]

Stephen killed that dance! I loved it!

[@nigeljohn6676]

Thank God for Colbert, he makes me laugh when I need to.

[@Babywyde]

The people from border patrol is looking around saying did he talk to you, because he never talked to me.

[@zeus982]

Also...the fuck does border patrol have to do with a group of people just entering southern Mexico? Last I checked they dont operate in other countries lol

[@damage6836]

Lmao I will never get tired of colberts trump jokes

[@huldraslaat225]

Vote in 2018 to save the county. Vote in 2020 to save its future.

[@Serprizebuttsecks]

Not gonna make a difference the cowards, racists, xenophobia and all over general hatred in America outweighs what little good there is massively. Sorry but that's the reality of it! You've got 6 more years left of gritting your teeth I'm afraid, good luck to you all!

[@panedrop]

No it doesn't. That kind of defeatist attitude has to go. Those people are outliers who just need to be ignored.

[@dannykumite]

With a tax cut coming soon, I'm ready to vote for 2020.

[@AnexoRialto]

Vote Republican. Because you don't need Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid as much as billionaires need their tax cut.

[@hectoramador6397]

Yes! Vote Republican! Democrats want homeless and illegals all over our streets. Trump 2020🔥

[@bigbaushadoken]

Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you, South-South America.

[@hertzer2000]

Wasn't there a "caravan" that had to flee to the desert, at one time in the past? They called it an Exodus, though. I hope the Antarticians find a place to call home...

[@robertdavis4192]

Zappa's alive!!

[@johnkeim8377]

Ligma Aww come on man, just admit it, you're the one doing the propaganda stunt.

[@SpaceCattttt]

I hate to disagree with a fan of Frank's, but there's no historical evidence to prove that the exodus ever happened. There have been a shit-tonne of caravans, though.

[@too2great8]

@@SpaceCattttt We may never know if the Exodus happened or not. There's also no historical evidence to prove that it didn't happen either. Scholars just arguing over did or didn't it happen, when and where.

[@SpaceCattttt]

+JadeFoxx Semantics, my dear. If there's no proof that something happened or didn't happen, then the current situation is the same: we can't assume shit. If we at least had SOME factual references to go on, we might be able to argue the probability of the Exodus taking place. But we have nothing. And the bible doesn't count as a reliable source, given how it expects us to believe all "the rest" presented to us in it.

[@ameliecarre4783]

"Further south" made my day.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

“Do you know how the caravan started?” No, they don’t. You don’t either, Mr. President.

[@towermoss]

@Robert Alan Diamonte It was religious organizations that do it.

[@rosegl83]

The Twirl and Harry Potter shouting "You Liar!" got me!!!!!!

[@NathanR38]

I gotta say, this monologue was excellent and hilarious

[@MrMaenambeach]

Trump said the murder was poorly done and the cover up was incompetent. He didn't say either were wrong, more like certain people he's heard about in New York, only heard about, could have done it right. Trump sounds like a gangster. "Hey, where's Scaramucci.?" "You won't be seeing him no more."

[@maggierezac5820]

@MrMaenambeach, well done, but 'the cover up was probably the worst in the history of cover ups'??? WTF is that all about & how DOES one fact check that word soup? As for our old buddy The Mooch, he's got a book out now!! I'm thinking of getting the Audible version for my son as a gag gift for Happy Holidays! Peace.✌☮🤘🤣💨

[@HagenvonEitzen]

Also, that the cover up was incompetent would explain why there was only one person fooled by it

[@NewMessage]

Donnie let reality pressure him into rethinking a position? Is... is he ok? Should we call someone?

[@azoth6641]

No need. That's just him shielding his fanbase from the Big Bad Truth.

[@sabiranooraniadmani8104]

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. Abraham Lincoln

[@jonnyc2113]

yes! but he hadn't met The Orange Genius's supporters

[@dangeroussneeze66]

Sabira NooraniAdmani wise words from my favorite prez

[@yardleypierre]

Everything aside... that dance was EVERYTHING! Way to go Mr. Colbert!

[@kittybear9693]

Wow Factor SO HAWT

[@ULTRAMANNYDJ]

Nope

[@solomonofbifrost6855]

Colbert's been doing that same spinning move for at least a decade now, but I love it every time ^_^. Amusing to see that even a simple remark on dancing drew a troll.

[@kristinkulman1354]

*E Lee:* The caravan, doesn't have wheels. The people are on foot. They have to travel 1500 miles to get from the Guatemalan-Mexican border to the U.S. border. Those who do get to the border will be extremely tired. They pose very little threat. Your description that they are 'charging' towards the border seems an exaggeration.

[@furthermoreasmr9303]

@@kristinkulman1354 Our country can not survive open borders.

[@Tsnore]

Penguins are about to invade the US!?

[@SandraNelson063]

Chilling thought , isn't it? Here, have a mackeral.

[@KuroInu1213]

With the penguin army

[@CamelSpyd3r]

Terror comes in tuxedos!!!

[@parsa1372]

The special covert ops of 4 Madagascar penguins is taking out key inteligence operatives for a smooth invasion:)

[@zackchase1995]

Penguins are gay also. Coming in here dressing better than us, taking our jobs.

[@Montesama314]

Wow, it's almost fascinating to watch the President make up so many lies right on the spot. Is this why people go to his rallies?

[@travisbickle2401]

Yes

[@bwyyc2886]

Hell yeah. Idiots like to be lied too, because they like to hear what they want to hear, they don't have critical thinking ability

[@adrienne80s]

Montesama314 What is he lying about? Saying things you don’t want to hear isn’t the same as lying.

[@dhwang101]

Fear of "them". It might be fictional but the fear and anxiety are all real.

[@dhwang101]

@@bwyyc2886 they are not idiots. Even if some of them are, let's learn from Obama and NOT give them excuses to call you rapist and criminal loving libtard.

[@LelynnsSquirrels]

6:37 mins in... I luv what he did wit his pinky right there, after hes said "101" & I loved his lil Caravan dance too :D

[@davidbeaulieu4815]

Further south then south america? Australia? Antarctica? Wtf. Somebody buy him a map. No wait he means the in the ocean. Crab people crab people crab people. Man it never ends does it?

[@jammzy2959]

If you keep going south, you end up north....maybe that's what he meant??? Lol

[@steffanshurkin1123]

Like he'd be able to read a map. Can we just dump him south of South America to make it easier for everyone?

[@lasarith2]

David Beaulieu no he just saw the trailer for Aquaman

[@AntiFox08]

While you're at it, buy Obama a map. He thinks the US has over 50 states.

[@marrus1372]

(Quietly mentions New Zealand, then scuttles away..)

[@jonesba2004]

“There’s no proof of anything.” President Donald J. Trump on the ‘caravan.’

[@strayfiftynine9151]

There is Proof.

[@Danny-BigD]

Watching these guys I am thinking Prez Trump is the ONLY one working in Washinton

[@thehellyousay]

What der drumpf says does not matter. Only what der drumpf says matters. This has been a statement from dear drumpf. Please refer to aforementioned codicile. Lather, rinse, repeat. Repeat. Repeat... Vomit... Repeat...

[@thehellyousay]

@@Danny-BigD reading g your post I'm thinking your teachers gave up in despair of ever teaching you that yer brain is there for more than stuffing your skull so it looks round.

[@jlamb532]

Still find it freaking hilarious that people listen to a comedian like he is telling the truth. He says what will get him ratings. He has built his whole life and career out of telling lies for laughs. Just dumfounds me people can t see that.

[@TheKleptix]

middle easteners from mexico and further south. good grief

[@davidhenry3732]

POTUS 45... !!! FOOL !!! lol

[@leealexander3507]

No one ever claimed Trump knew a thing about geography. In the future maybe we need to test all candidates in order to be sure they are at least minimally educated.

[@kansascityshuffle8526]

There probably is a Middle East of South America you know technically.

[@parkinglotstriping9800]

Amazing.. aint it.

[@konstantinkoch6114]

we need a new name for those new breed of people ... south middle eastern mexicans maybe?

[@LPoper]

Ok I'm buckling in for this one. I just laughed so loud at the "spreading bull $hit" line I scared my cat. 😂😂😂😂

[@lautrecc333]

Further south.....lol stable genius

[@whitneymohrhauser8753]

Further south of South America is Anartica.

[@ingewood9907]

of course everybody nows that, unless you are an american idiot

[@Sevenfold120]

I think he was referring to South America. To clarify. When he said South America he meant Central America. Further south of Central is South. He just didnt know Central was called Central. He thought that was South America. He was obvious confused on what to call that bigger landmass south of Central America.

[@miguel813]

It’s actually South antartica

[@Astrobrant2]

@Sevenfold120 Sure, he _meant_ Central America. There have been many times that he meant one thing and said something else. Like when he said we were bombing Iraq instead of Syria. Just one of many traits we really don't need in a President.

[@VicRaptor2589]

@@Sevenfold120 who are u trying to convince??? Us or yourself? We know the difference between "central America and south America" there is no need for YOU to clarify.... BUT he is just an idiot.... then again, every word that comes out of him is a lie and BS..... and YET AGAIN I bet u will go out and vote Republican...... I hope u come back and clarify when he say that Santa claus lives in the south pole.....

[@No-ht9tl]

It’s so funny and depressing God help us

[@mauvelens8279]

Best screen name ever.

[@patriley5080]

Really then how did Donald Trump get where he is? Fake fake disgusting man that he is and your God helps you? If that's what you call help you need some.

[@patriley5080]

😐🤔😐

[@jamesmcmillian4462]

He is. Be patient

[@bharathrkumar6042]

God is helping. That's why he put the best president Donald Trump in office. These cancerous establishment stooges will say anything to make president look bad.

[@DamirMohamed46]

Man, I miss the caravan dance 💃🤣

[@rabindergangapersad3665]

That’s one of a great middle east dance Mr Colbert just show!!! Great.

[@sakritone]

Is it a coincidence that "caravan" started just before midterms ?

[@yeflynne]

Government does bad things to justify its own paycheck

[@rampartrod]

like putins balls john d ..troll

[@jeremymiller3800]

Is it a coincidence that he says he is doing a tax cut?

[@osquiozo]

Of course not, USA is not longer the center of the World.

[@mrblack6974]

No.

[@ecu4321]

The only really good thing about Trump is that news and late nights are becoming so interesting to watch.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yes, if by interesting you mean soul-crushingly depressing.

[@hannahmurray3782]

Seito Stockman - it’ll be worth it to get rid of him. In the meant me I’m loving Stephen Colbert.

[@AntiFox08]

? They're all so pathetic and boring, copying each other and repeating the same stuff week after week, with the brainless lapping it up.

[@katherynemero9355]

My favorite part is the look on John Batiste's face at the comment about "further south." That is hilarious!

[@superiorbeing95]

Will the 10% tax cut cover ​all the tariffs people must pay to get their imported goods?

[@MinesAGuinness]

The President of the USA is more disappointed that Saudi intelligence operatives carried out a murder and cover-up poorly, rather than at the act of murder itself. He refers to murder as a 'concept', much as he would pitch a new challenge for a TV reality show.

[@MrDazthaman]

He also called it a very bad deal from start to finish... Wtf

[@Ansonidak]

Yes Trump is a big fan of the ends justifying the means. "It doesn't matter we won."

[@johnkeim8377]

MinesAGuinness I'm surprised he didn't tell the reporter how he would have covered it up. Everyone knows that all his cover ups are the best ever. lol

[@DevilTravels]

The 10% tax cut will be accompanied by a 10% tariff on all foreign goods and a 10% increase in government spending.

[@DevilTravels]

@Memento Mori Trump wants to increase the tariffs from 10% to 25%. I doubt most consumers will get a 25% income benefit in their 2019 income tax filing.

[@100PercentOS2]

I really love your skits, Stephen Colbert. They keep me laughing the whole time and you most certainly give honest reporting. Keep up the good working.

[@roxyg4321]

Every time Stephen Colbert dances, my day is perfect.

[@Epoch11]

Oh the lies.........................THE MOTHERTRUMPING LIES!

[@NPC-bv3qr]

Orange Man=Liar Agree.exe

[@Asher_Tye]

@@NPC-bv3qr oh look, another ostrich.

[@worthlesstrash9662]

Further south, boys. Further south. "Our" "president", everyone.

[@DarkcIoud1111]

I can't blame them, I'd want to escape Antarctica too; it's cold down there.

[@adondriel]

It's been a dream of mine, even before Trump to go to Antarctica because the penguins there haven't had hostile human interactions, so during certain seasons you can sit in a sea of penguins!

[@safe-keeper1042]

"There is no proof, but THERE COULD BE!!!!!!!"

[@gwheyduke]

Watch out for those Killer Icies coming to get you, they are rapists, murderers and I assume some are good birds.

[@koffinkat666]

Technically Mexico has been referred to as south america many times.

[@Kreepie11]

Oh god. The dance at 7:15 might the hardest I've laughed at this show. That was too cute. XD

[@davidkornblatt991]

More proof the man doesn’t know what he’s talking about

[@jayblair4344]

ORANGE MAN BAD

[@couragekarnga8735]

We needed more proof?

[@BAKER22-l4u]

No you DON'T

[@Asher_Tye]

@@jayblair4344 That's what Stephen Hawking warned us about.

[@jrcolatorti]

Islam will rule the USA soon. TRUMP will not stop us my brother.. white people must be evacuated... stand strong for soon Islam will conquer all

[@Akkbar21]

Everyone go and VOTE!

[@seanurbik5158]

Akkbar VOTE BLUE

[@InXLsisDeo]

For democrats only.

[@helveticaification]

"it was carried out poorly...& the cover-up was one of the worst..." Yes Donald, competent gangsters are just so hard to get these days, aren't they?

[@chipahoy3530]

4:31, Jean-Baptiste's face, lmao.

[@guayacoxvida2866]

Effing Hilarious 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@lordbupkis8409]

Carry me caravan take me away. I'll come back when Trump's gone.

[@QuantumPineapple]

Dont let the door hit you on the way out!

[@jt.92]

"they have the ring of power" of course stephen had to do that :D

[@marshallboice4629]

Jon's expression was priceless!