"What kind of maniac pretends they won when they really lost?"
@motherteresa91278 ай бұрын
Stacey abrams. Nikki haley. Every metropolitan mayor that proudly said they have a sanctuary city. 538 polling. This year is gonna hurt. Bad. And if you are an angry lefty, hold on. Not because of cheeto hitler, but because of the people telling you to be be angry at drumpf. And you will be angry, because you were told who to hate. And oh, how you will rage. Because you are empty without explicit direction for your beliefs and emotions. I dont love trump. But i love how it makes the people i despise angry, and then they tell you to be angry. Pathetic little pawns.
@marilynminer6778 ай бұрын
Projection at it's finest
@michaelbraun24628 ай бұрын
🤣😆🤣😅🤣😁
@pocketrocket70908 ай бұрын
She congratulated Trump before her speech meaning she acknowledged his win which he’ll never do if he lost. She was surprised and delighted with the number of people who came out to vote for her. Typical Trump twisting it around and projecting as usual.
@gojosgirl64878 ай бұрын
Oh the irony
@Flamenco13138 ай бұрын
“What kind of maniac pretends they won when they lost” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BertrandRenaud-f1e8 ай бұрын
Thumbs up to the writers!
@Heilquelle8 ай бұрын
Says Trump 😁😁😁
@paulshriver11328 ай бұрын
Hillary, Stacy, Kerry
@rafaelr52438 ай бұрын
@@paulshriver1132 Exactly, but people that watch this show have lost all critical thinking ability. It's sad reading the comments here. Result of public schools.
@Wonderworld00008 ай бұрын
I laughed a lot when Stephen put " meow!" That was a great point! Thank you all staff! ❤
@user-wu1om1rw8t8 ай бұрын
Wow - what a wonderful celebration of the Useless United States of United Failed States... When a state gives up on education, you get a shit hole like the Failed States. And lame hosts like Colbert = Failed States.
@melissaweyrick53118 ай бұрын
Seeing the news about Jon today. 🎊🎉🎊 Made me very happy. I miss that Man!!💗
@jensenon8 ай бұрын
“What kind of maniac acts like he won when he lost?” Priceless!!!
@Macgyver468 ай бұрын
He lost NH in 2016 which he lied about in his speech.
@oracleofdelphi45338 ай бұрын
It's like both definitions of irony packaged into a single sentence. I didn't think it was possible.
@donwold16228 ай бұрын
Spoken like only a truly pathological liar could do.
@arctiknitter8 ай бұрын
Pot calling kettle black!
@hgr42558 ай бұрын
Obviously, and unfortunately his followers bolster that action. He's not slacking on votes, and that tells me a lot about Americans today - gone looney.
@josiek59898 ай бұрын
I am a neurologist who examines and tests muscles all day, and I have never heard a joke about serratus anterior before! Told everyone at my clinic, and from this time forward, we will call them “rib abs”. Kudos to your writers! Laughing all day!
@yudithcaron80538 ай бұрын
Those serratur anterior must be the muscles you didn't know you had after a workout where you ache all over.
@Dharmarenee8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@user-wu1om1rw8t8 ай бұрын
Wow - what a wonderful celebration of the Useless United States of United Failed States... When a state gives up on education, you get a shit hole like the Failed States. And lame hosts like Colbert = Failed States.
@water2wine18 ай бұрын
Every accusation and criticism is a confession. 😅
@russellhammond3718 ай бұрын
"He's 80 years old, didn't show up, and still kicked my ***." Ouch! lol
@user-wu1om1rw8t8 ай бұрын
Wow - what a wonderful celebration of the Useless United States of United Failed States... When a state gives up on education, you get a shit hole like the Failed States. And lame hosts like Colbert = Failed States.
@damionandy8 ай бұрын
I know we're laughing, but this is also unfolding in real time in front of us. As a USMC Veteran and proud Patriot, I am worried about the future of our country if this continues. Since when is it okay for a grown man to talk and act like this? What example does this leave for the next generation of Americans? How do we not see the rise of autocracy? Our founding fathers are rolling in their graves.
@awpetersen59098 ай бұрын
I know😢
@robinsansing26428 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service and I totally agree with you. I think 45 is a horrible example for the children of our country. Let's all grow up to be rude, hateful, illiterate de generates! He certainly lower the standard of ethics and decorum in our country! I find it all very sad! Unfortunately, it seems most Americans don't care or get that the rest of the world is watching us. Creditability and accountability are gone!
@Marcus_C518 ай бұрын
I quit laughing quite awhile ago, this is very serious. You are absolutely correct-thank you for your service and I know you are a true Patriot like I am. This disgrace of a human being should not be the President of this great country again. You and millions of others in the military fought for the freedoms that we hold dear. His followers don't even understand or appreciate that. They claim to be true Patriots but they fail to see they are not. The prevalent attitude he has of belligerent fear mongering and hate speech, with a total lack of decorum along with respect for the Flag, seems to have influenced people to act in a very poor way. Social media has been instrumental in this, allowing it grow and it is indeed worrying me as well. I see very clear parallels to what was happening in 1930's Germany. We have to make sure everyone votes this November! I'm disgusted that I thought we were through with him in 2020 but he continues on. Sheer insanity.
@Marcus_C518 ай бұрын
@@robinsansing2642 I didn't reply to your post in mine (hadn't read yours yet) and want to say I completely agree with you. Yes, the whole world is watching us and are shaking their heads. Well said!
@worldadventuretravel8 ай бұрын
"Biden has started a new war in Yemen while backing a genocide in Gaza, both of which are fully supported by the party [Democrats] that supposedly opposes him, but by all means go ahead and spend the rest of the year fixating on the U.S. presidential campaign." - Caitlin Johnstone Yes, imagine being so privileged and out of touch that the entire world is currently indicting the Israeli terrorist regime for committing an actual holocaust and all you can talk about is Trump.
@davesky5388 ай бұрын
I look forward all day for this monolog!
@alvallac21718 ай бұрын
*monologue
@laalaa99stl8 ай бұрын
"What kind of maniac pretends to win when they lost?" For someone who spends so much time in front of a mirror, his lack of self-reflection is quite remarkable, no?
@cleverusername93698 ай бұрын
It's called "projection". He's perfectly aware that he's the maniac, he just projects everything he knows is wrong about him on everyone else. Every accusation is a confession. You can even see it sometimes when he speaks, he physically glitches when he has a verbal gaffe, he knows it, but his brain is so deteriorated and he's so narcissistic he just keeps going with word salad
@ObsessiveSting8 ай бұрын
Well when you are a self tanning poor hair having vampire lacking a reflection and an idiot it probably just looks like a fancy window into an identical room...
@matthewtaylor20408 ай бұрын
spends alot more time infront of the american public than Biden. See how conversation works when we use facts? immediately emotion becomes...lets say...irrelevant
@kidynamite588 ай бұрын
Irony is officially dead.
@margaretwordnerd52108 ай бұрын
Mic drop!
@PragmaticPerson8 ай бұрын
“A woman in her 40’s.” “What kind of maniac pretend that they won when they lost?” Stephen was on fire last night! Great jokes 😀
@miel10748 ай бұрын
The same people who cannot understand how a “Cornpop pony soldier’ could get more votes than JFK while campaigning from his basement!!!😂😂😂😂
@user-wu1om1rw8t8 ай бұрын
Wow - what a wonderful celebration of the Useless United States of United Failed States... When a state gives up on education, you get a shit hole like the Failed States. And lame hosts like Colbert = Failed States.
@SKC1938 ай бұрын
“You can’t let people get away with bullshit”?! From Mr. Bullshit himself!😂😂😂😂
@elahm768 ай бұрын
if I could I would give a triple thumbs up for tonights show. You make it easier for this Swedish woman getting up in the morning knowing there will be a new show from you to see while I'm having the morning coffee. Thanks for giving my mornings a good start
@walterhoenig65698 ай бұрын
I’m not a Nikki fan, but the ex-president calling her ‘birdbrain’ is infuriating.
@fransingolf53148 ай бұрын
Why?
@freya81338 ай бұрын
@@fransingolf5314Because it's the pot calling the kettle black?
@Jerry-Falwells-Poolboy8 ай бұрын
She and Dementia Donny are both birdbrains.
@vjlong45818 ай бұрын
@@Jerry-Falwells-PoolboySo is Biden though we are actually screwed no matter which one wins...
@vickilawrence72078 ай бұрын
It’s hilarious considering what a tick brain he is
@phyllisclark44508 ай бұрын
I love Steve Colbert's monologues!
@user-wu1om1rw8t8 ай бұрын
Wow - what a wonderful celebration of the Useless United States of United Failed States... When a state gives up on education, you get a shit hole like the Failed States. And lame hosts like Colbert = Failed States.
@7thDayAdventures8 ай бұрын
Gotta love CEOs doing the "I'm mad too guys" thing every time we catch them cutting corners to maximize profits. I'm sure it's all part of the equation they calculate to figure out how much our lives cost them.
@seangoldman68338 ай бұрын
The very first thought I had when I heard that was to wonder how much profit he proudly reported to shareholders for cutting maintenance staff and shortening time for maintenance between flights. Obviously I don't know the circumstances but I'm willing to bet something like that happened.
@yudithcaron80538 ай бұрын
Next, we will see a South Park-style apology video with this CEO saying "I'm sorry" a dozen times in front of different backgrounds. I can't wait to see the one where he's in front of a fire wearing nothing but his Fruit of the Loom.
@mickdeegan46518 ай бұрын
Jaimie Dimon at Davos ,predicting Trumps win
@kiwibob89678 ай бұрын
@seangoldman6833 This is not an Alaska Airlines maintenance problem. It is way too soon in their aircrafts life cycle for that depth of maintenance/inspection to have caused the problem. This is a quality control failure by the manufacturer.
@kimberknutson8318 ай бұрын
Excellent, as always. Thank you. I actually belly laughed several times during this monologue, and I love that feeling. The story about Stephen taking that prescription back in the day and what happened when he got home was awesome. Really good. Thanks again. : )
@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai93098 ай бұрын
Tim Scott looks like one of those guys who stands behind a news report just to get on tv. 😂😂😂 what a dork 😂😂😂
@sheilaboston70518 ай бұрын
Well, he managed to get alongside donnie when he told him he loooooooved him. They're all sick.
@KellsSmith12448 ай бұрын
“Hi mom! I’m on TV”
@prof.scheere69338 ай бұрын
His smile is gross af like him
@Slo-ryde8 ай бұрын
I am surprised that he didn’t have a sign that said “ blacks for Trump”
@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai93098 ай бұрын
@@hectorvazquez5867 perhaps one of the discontinued golden chocolate oreos to be accurate.
@charlottegibbs89508 ай бұрын
This was Stephen's funniest monologue in as long as I can remember.
@dg86208 ай бұрын
"What kind of maniac pretends that they won when they really lost?" OMG I couldn't breathe. LMFAO
@rafaelr52438 ай бұрын
Uhmm Hillary Clinton?? Stacey Abrams...need I go on.
@peterblock69647 ай бұрын
Hillary Clinton won the popular vote, i.e. All Americans, @@rafaelr5243, by over 2 million votes. Because donald won the Electoral College due to a margin of ~80,000 votes in the crucial areas, Hillary Clinton conceded the election immediately. No whining about it being "rigged," no whining about "fake votes," no whining about "please find me x number of votes so I can win," no whining about how everyone is picking on her, no whining about being the most mistreated politician in HISTORY, just NO effin WHINING period. Diaper don-of-the-cheap-orange-clown-makeup IS the GWOAT: the Greatest Whiner Of All Time. … need I go on?
@willekefarrington30208 ай бұрын
I'm watching this from Europe, The Netherlands. I congratulate the Stephen Colbert team on still being able to make comedy out of comedy.
@shanedangers8 ай бұрын
Blessings we are drowning in shit over here! We can't allow a repeat of January 6th.. but I fear it will come.. stay tuned lol
@user-wu1om1rw8t8 ай бұрын
Wow - what a wonderful celebration of the Useless United States of United Failed States... When a state gives up on education, you get a shit hole like the Failed States. And lame hosts like Colbert = Failed States.
@rotterdammer52438 ай бұрын
Hey Fellow Dutchmeister! I`m 2nd generation Canadian, My Oma and Opa and the rest came to Canada after the war. It`s always good to talk to another dutchman. Take care, Proost!
@dianaverano78787 ай бұрын
I really thought im watching mean girls. Trump should be the club president of mean girls club. The king bee.
@aggressiveattitudeera8878 ай бұрын
"Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to hopscotch." - Benjamin Franklin.
@matthewtaylor20408 ай бұрын
Its honestly a lot more exercise than most are getting nowadays
@bbbb33418 ай бұрын
😅
@carlito1ish8 ай бұрын
Hail Galvatron crazy as Trump 😂🤣
@dannyrobert13828 ай бұрын
" ... - Benjamin Franklin" - Winston Churchill
@Flamenco13138 ай бұрын
That has now become my Colbert fav 😂😂😂.
@tammystockley-loughlin76808 ай бұрын
If only we were doomed to hopscotch. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
@TentinQuarantino_8 ай бұрын
The prescriptions being handed out like candy explains KellyAnne Conway’s whackadoodle alternative facts.
@firstlast-gn5bo8 ай бұрын
Alternative medications so they leave his Adderall stash alone. 😂
@Trigger2002848 ай бұрын
I find that very troubling. Not enough time was spent on how sketchy that sound either.
@roxaskinghearts8 ай бұрын
#REPUBLICANS STOP FINCLING IN THE MOUTH OF DEMOCRACY WHO ARE YOU DUBAI
@alysiareid66598 ай бұрын
So true. I was on ambien for a very short time. I fell several times and did things I didn't remember.
@justsayin87348 ай бұрын
I wonder if Cassidy has anything to say about drugs in the WH?
@danacronise41288 ай бұрын
Jon Stewart is a national treasure, and I can't wait to see him on the Daily Show again!
@sheltonbailey65488 ай бұрын
Colbert just kills me! 😂😅 great monologue!
@TECHN08 ай бұрын
In America, we don’t tell players to go home after a few mins in the 1st Qtr because a team is leading by 2 touchdowns. We let the game play out.
@jillfromatlanta4278 ай бұрын
A majority of 17% of Republican voters? How is that so yabba dabba doo fantastic? Delusional...
@feminist56418 ай бұрын
Bravo Stephen...best late night monologue after NH!
@warren52nz8 ай бұрын
*_Is Trump EVER going to talk about policies to improve America or is he just going to whine like an 8 year old?_*
@tinay94918 ай бұрын
whine, lie and cheat
@HelynnHeels8 ай бұрын
Revenge is his priority. His policies never seem to materialize.
@lawrencelampke60078 ай бұрын
The latter
@danburnes7228 ай бұрын
He favors himself and Putin only. America just supplies the zombies that vote for him.
@mitchellhensley25128 ай бұрын
Wrong, he is like a 5 y.o. with a severe learning disability.
@OlyOly-uh5ik8 ай бұрын
I saw Uncle Tim behind Trump, dutifully smiling at Trump’s every sentence.
@Slo-ryde8 ай бұрын
He learned well from Lindsay
@cathyleatherman30978 ай бұрын
Trump never makes sense … a few minutes listening to him you realize something is mentally wrong with him
@janetblanc76588 ай бұрын
Obsequious in the extreme
@canadaclaret8 ай бұрын
Spelled "Tim" , pronounced "Tom."
@talltrini108 ай бұрын
He was resting between shucks and jives
@dancepiglover8 ай бұрын
[Trump] has never been so happy to see a woman in her 40’s - except his own daughter.
@user-wu1om1rw8t8 ай бұрын
Wow - what a wonderful celebration of the Useless United States of United Failed States... When a state gives up on education, you get a shit hole like the Failed States. And lame hosts like Colbert = Failed States.
@54mgtf228 ай бұрын
Say no to narcissism Say no to extremism Say no to authoritarianism Say no to fascism Say no to Trumpism SAY NO TO TRUMP
@Runswithwolves63238 ай бұрын
Courage,loyalty,freedom,USA, TRUMP2024!!!🤟
@rowann268 ай бұрын
Also say no to the GOP since it has all those!
@JeffisWinning8 ай бұрын
tRump for prison 2024!!!
@lynemac25398 ай бұрын
@@Runswithwolves6323 Runs with a racist sex offender who eye-balled his own daughter since she was a child, bankrupted several businesses including a casino or three, stole military secrets which may have implications for the current conflicts abroad, suggested suspending the Constitution, and simultaneously bragged and lied about it all because he's such a stable genius and a Legitimate Person. Wouldn't it be great if the kids in your life grow up to be just like him?
@DrejaAndi8 ай бұрын
This rule would also exclude over half of Congress. Yes, some Democrats too.
@drwisdom18 ай бұрын
Particularly good show tonight with lots of very funny jokes.
@humanoid2518 ай бұрын
The fact that Vermin Supreme’s “hamster wheel technology” is actually more realistic and sound than anything Trump has ever said is depressingly hilarious
@grmpEqweer8 ай бұрын
I've listened to a Vermin Supreme interview...and Vermin is the better-qualified candidate of the two.
@requiemforameme18 ай бұрын
Dude’s rhetoric skills lies somewhere between used car salesman and amateur wrestler. Which is leagues ahead of Cheeto-Man. Checks out 100%. I’d buy Mr. Supreme a beer.
@watersipper11168 ай бұрын
His hat choice is better, and I'm not tired of hearing his name yet. Consider writing in Vermin Supreme when you vote.
@kingjamos24228 ай бұрын
Hamster wheel technology definitely trumps an invisible wall with solar panels to pay for itself even though Mexico is paying for it. But most importantly, Vermin Supreme is just fun to say.
@nikobatallones8 ай бұрын
Trump will be against it. It's like a windmill. Bad for the birds.
@rosalie47978 ай бұрын
Thank God Steve is available here! I fell asleep and missed all but the last minute of the monologue on tv!😮
@RainAngel1118 ай бұрын
That provigil story was one of the best bits Stephen has done in a long time
@TheOldHippiebilly8 ай бұрын
Jon Stewart back on the Daily Show? Best news I've heard in years! ❤❤❤
@TheOneFreakservo8 ай бұрын
The guy behind Trump looks like his head is hanging off Trump's shoulder like Zaphod Beeblebrox!
@AdrianColley8 ай бұрын
Half of a brain per head? Yeah, that checks out.
@valeriekhall8 ай бұрын
@@AdrianColley Tim Scott definitely forgets his towel.
@OriginalCaliKitty8 ай бұрын
Hitchhiker's Guide reference - I love it!
@_Pauper_8 ай бұрын
Would give you +10 points for the Hitchhiker’s reference but I feel compelled to give you +42
@dielaughing738 ай бұрын
He's just this guy, y'know?
@adantigus8 ай бұрын
Provigil is pretty wild. It's like having your own personal drill sergeant in your brain screaming at you if you even think about getting sleepy.
@Sweetyhide8 ай бұрын
For normal people, yes. Sometimes, for me, I might as well be eating tic tacs.
@chrisprescott22738 ай бұрын
Hearing that John Stewart is coming back to the Dailey show was the best news Ive heard in ages.
@michaelrmurphy27348 ай бұрын
OMG!! Poor Stephen! Those drugs and his appendix! He needs Evie to look out for him. Hours long flight? Just sing Barrett's Privateers, that will keep you awake! Sounds like Trump is in late stage Elvis. The "Mar-A-Lago Mafia"! The white jumpsuit next!
@ReaverLordTonus8 ай бұрын
First, forget the Daily show, Jon Stewart should run for congress, imagine how much of a verbal smack down he'd be dishing out every week. Second, Haley should refuse to concede just to piss Trump off, make him know what it feels like.
@Echo81Rumple838 ай бұрын
if Volodymyr Zelenskyy could become president in Ukraine, so should folks like Jon Stewart in the US :3
@joaquinpaul82058 ай бұрын
@@Echo81Rumple83hell yes I can't think of anyone better
@SPrueser18 ай бұрын
That would really be something! 🙂 until the end of the primary!
@Mondfischli8 ай бұрын
... that's what made him so angry - going back to the trial in New York without being the nominee 😂
@alvallac21718 ай бұрын
*Jon
@jonbarnard71868 ай бұрын
This abuse of stimulants goes a long way to explaining Trump's current erratic behavior. You can only abuse stimulants so long before they cause brain damage.
@andrewdancer85208 ай бұрын
Cause brain damage ?? Wow that happened years ago.
@VanMan838 ай бұрын
You're funny. They find coke in Biden's White House and you're spewing nonsense about Trump doing drug? It's pathetic. Just DNC projection, accuse your enemy of what you're doing. Colbert turned into the most insufferable DNC shill.
@later_daze_40808 ай бұрын
Trump supporters after 8 years still haven’t figured out Trump wouldn’t bother to piss on them if they were on fire.
@Brasswatchman8 ай бұрын
And they'd thank him for it.
@Slo-ryde8 ай бұрын
They feel they are not worthy of getting pissed on by the orange messiah !!
@ScottishRoyal18 ай бұрын
Trump does like piss though just the other way round.
@liamonyor8 ай бұрын
Could be because the democrats throw gas on you when your on fire. @@Brasswatchman
@pschroeter18 ай бұрын
And make them pay for the privilege. @@Brasswatchman
@lillia24798 ай бұрын
I was waiting the whole time for Steven to say that "Hopscotch" was trump's safe word. 😂
@jessicabarber58358 ай бұрын
So glad John is back. We need him.
@sharonkellner71268 ай бұрын
Trump worries about Niki’s dress. He only worries about the really important things. And he never forgets history.
@richard14728 ай бұрын
How can you forget something you never knew in the first place? Trump doesn't even know the words to The Star-Spangled Banner, or the Pledge of Allegiance. He's about as American as a Scottish kilt.
@emilyfeagin26738 ай бұрын
He would have worn it but they didn’t carry it in his size
@grmpEqweer8 ай бұрын
The guy probably has dementia.
@JLee-rt6ve8 ай бұрын
Trump: If the British had listened to me, they would have built a wall along the Delaware and kept that illegal immigrant Jorge Washington out.
@sheilaboston70518 ай бұрын
How could we all have forgotten about the airports during the Revolutionary War? 🤣🤣
@laurettamaginley73258 ай бұрын
Keep up the great reporting. Sweet about new Daily Show Host, "How sweet it is !"
@JohnSmith-vs9rs8 ай бұрын
"Can't let people get away with bull$###" You know, mister, you're absolutely right. That's why you're in court, for several things. trump is the walking definition of bull$###
@histman31338 ай бұрын
And that's why he always wins. 😂You idiot lefties have been trying to impeach him for years on your bullshit charges and the man keeps coming out stronger than ever! MAGA 2024!
@CraftAmundous8 ай бұрын
It's a do as I say, not as I do kind of administration.
@yobets52258 ай бұрын
I am definitely sick of tRump’s bullish💩t
@riparianlife977018 ай бұрын
At least Trump doesn't think he's a white woman.
@gordonanderson31118 ай бұрын
Would you say "LOCK HIM UP" loudly, repeatedly and with calm authority? GITMO DONALD!
@bizzmoneyb8 ай бұрын
the man that has been on prescription "diet pills" for DECADES saying "someone else must be on something??!"🤣
@alro118 ай бұрын
Jon Stewert is coming back starting in February once/week🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@alvallac21718 ай бұрын
*Stewart
@BigVictor8 ай бұрын
Bring Jon Stewart on! Help him get some more eyeballs on his return to the Daily Show! Please.
@219720121455258 ай бұрын
Help him?! Jon made Colbert. He doesn't need help
@matthewtaylor20408 ай бұрын
Jon hasn't done anything, even when he tried to help those afflicted from 9/11. Hes the Donner Kruger effect
@MicahScottPnD8 ай бұрын
OMG, I'm so embarrassed right now. No headboot after Labor Day?! How did I not hear this before, ugh. Egg on my face!!
@iyeetsecurity9228 ай бұрын
I 100% think that _Jon Stewart_ would be one of the best *presidents* in history.
@maltliquorgaming78228 ай бұрын
I would move to the us for that. :D
@prof.scheere69338 ай бұрын
Jon Stewart would crush
@ignaciaforteza77318 ай бұрын
You are just GREAT. I LOVE WATCHING YOU!
@Feral6-h3g8 ай бұрын
For the Trump supporters. “It’s easy to fool a man, but it’s nearly impossible to convince him he’s been fooled.” - Mark Twain
@jeffd97828 ай бұрын
"Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports," Trump said of the fighting force created by the Continental Congress in 1775. Trump is such a moron
@NuiYabuko8 ай бұрын
@@eimisavageofficial9196 I doubt the Rubel has much worth now.
@jeffd97828 ай бұрын
"Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports," Trump said of the fighting force created by the Continental Congress in 1775.
@meh89828 ай бұрын
That flat, boring, graceless sentence would never have been written by Mark Twain.
@Thomas-fj8ol8 ай бұрын
enjoy a repeat of 2020 maga fascist traitor!@@meh8982
@mrviggomartin8 ай бұрын
Jon stewart returning to the daily show Now thats some epic good news
@pattiaustin18088 ай бұрын
Oh, we’re so gonna repeat. 81 million of us voted that vile creature out in 2020. Let’s bring out 84 million in 2024! Vote Blue!
@LB-ye1fj8 ай бұрын
Yeah, whoohoo 😐 we see the shithole this country is running into with blue, look what blue did to Seattle and Detroit.
@Dimmary8 ай бұрын
Not Biden. That guy is on his way to the grave.
@nomore61678 ай бұрын
"Oh, we’re so gonna repeat. 81 million of us voted that vile creature out in 2020" - We'll be extremely lucky if we can get anywhere close to 81 million this time around. Biden has screwed the country by supporting Israel's genocide, by keeping Garland around when he clearly has no interest in upholding or enforcing the Constitution, and for keeping Trump loyalists in senior level positions for far too long.
@havable8 ай бұрын
It will be even more than that. Four years of GenZ have aged in to the electorate. GenZ is the most votingest generation since the world war 2 generation, which is the generation that has dominated our politics for the last 80 years. And GenZ is lovely woke. They're not voting for Trump, and will probably never vote for republicans period. For, in their formative political years, they were being attacked constantly by the republicans, their friends were being dehumanized (if not they themselves). The last thing they're ever going to do is elect republicans to office. And they vote like crazy. They understand the value of voting better than my generation or my parents' or their parents'.
@clairebear18088 ай бұрын
🇺🇸blue can count on me.
@MsJMHS8 ай бұрын
I always appreciate Vermin Supreme's chaotic energy.
@loladavino30718 ай бұрын
Joe Biden 2024! Keep America’s democracy strong!
@Ajattaro8 ай бұрын
"He's 80 years old, didn't show up but still kicked my ass" Sounds like a mob boss lol
@xrayron18 ай бұрын
Part 1: Full Scope of Dominion ICX Hack in Federal Court is FAR Worse than Just the BIC Pen Hack
@tiosino8 ай бұрын
Alaska Airlines CEO says company found loose bolts on ‘many’ Boeing Max 9s. Geez, Stephen! Don't remind me! That's the plane I'll be flying on to Seattle soon. 😳
@ivancicts8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 that episode was so Hop Scotch!!!!! Jo_tasstic!!!!
@kylestubbs88678 ай бұрын
“He’s just going through the stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Popping Sound, Cold Draft, Oh Crap, the Window!, Hold Onto Something!, Ahhhhhhhh!” -Stephen Colbert
@justsaying148 ай бұрын
😁😁😁 👍
@airo2theknee8468 ай бұрын
The best joke in the whole episode
@stie51088 ай бұрын
Just throwing this out there… but can we let trump host his own late night ego feeding show, and have Jon Stewart run for the president? It’s a win win win situation
@adamfrazer51508 ай бұрын
"Those that don't learn from history......we're not gonna get fooled again" 😐
@tonyduncan98528 ай бұрын
US: What's history? Rest of World: facepalm.
@anushapremkumar73568 ай бұрын
I’ve never been so hype for a TV show as I am for Jon’s return to TDS. We missed you sir!!😭😭🫡
@teresatrigiani78388 ай бұрын
I love this man. Always spot on.
@marvinsannes93978 ай бұрын
That crowd's gotta be a laugh track. I'd love to see some of those people laughing.
@laalaa99stl8 ай бұрын
Alaska Airlines: where the nuts are free but the bolts will cost ya extra!
@YusufGinnah8 ай бұрын
Colbert: "Trump is losing with Independents..." *Trump: "That's were you're completely wrong Stephen... I won 2016 **_in Depends"_*
@matthewtaylor20408 ай бұрын
He aint losing. Period. The people are fed up with losing however
@spacemanx95958 ай бұрын
@@matthewtaylor2040 smoke less maga crack
@rossnunez35128 ай бұрын
🥁 🥁 🥁
@Zalzany8 ай бұрын
@@matthewtaylor2040 He hasn't won a damn thing minus the redhat votes lol. What was the last court case he won again? Shit must been back in like 2015 or some shit lol. And I bet he just out spent the other person
@GreenBeanGreenBean8 ай бұрын
@@matthewtaylor2040chump is a loser. Period
@jazzyjae81698 ай бұрын
JOHN STEWART IS BACK!!! OMG!! I’m so happy! I missed him sooooooon much. Thank you John!!
@gogreen77948 ай бұрын
Trump was certainly pouring out the whine last night. And this is the guy the majority of Republicans want to be back in the White House.
@b.comeau25978 ай бұрын
Pouring out the whine….perfectly stated!
@musicinggp8 ай бұрын
Only to pardon all the January 6 house and senate members and those in his administration who aided and abetted the insurrectionists.
@ely49358 ай бұрын
@@musicinggphe is going to free the “hostages”
@matthewtaylor20408 ай бұрын
good one! took your time thinking that one
@B_Bodziak8 ай бұрын
He's always been whining not winning.
@lifeinhd40538 ай бұрын
Daily Show was never the same without Stewart. Best news all year!
@evelina7338 ай бұрын
Trevor Noah was s the best! 😍 but John Stewart s good too
@Zalzany8 ай бұрын
Exactly some them were "ok" but its not same since he left.
@susiepoadster46428 ай бұрын
Love Stephen giving Jon a Colbert bump! ❤
@Lokua8 ай бұрын
I really hope people take a little time to reflect on how blessed we are to have a show this good. I'm constantly astounded by how good the writing is and how talented Stephen is. Even his physical mannerisms - seemingly simple stuff that nobody else does like snapping his fingers by his ears "did i hear that correctly?" Handing mimed props back to off camera when he's done with a bit - just brilliant. So happy Jon Stewart is coming back because the last time we had two shows on the air that were this good at the same time was...guess who? Best news shows, best comedy shows, and some of the only relief I get.
@pikhy8 ай бұрын
And....I thoroughly enjoyed Trevor Noah and every single guest host and cast member of The Daily Show in the interim!
@alvallac21718 ай бұрын
*constantly *Jon
@Lokua8 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171 thanks for the correktion.
@Lokua8 ай бұрын
* correktionS
@FaithHopeHeart3-58 ай бұрын
S. Colbert Rocks! Love your show!👍
@NewMessage8 ай бұрын
Daddy's coming home? He finally got the cigarettes? I told you! I told you he still loved us!
@Prince.Hamlet8 ай бұрын
Stephen's Provigil story sounded like the opening to meanwhile
@justinklenk8 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly. 😅
@Kasino808 ай бұрын
That would explain how he comes up with it.
@JJ-fu4by8 ай бұрын
Thanks Stephen Colbert for focusing on the real issues and not silly stuff like the border crisis or how we’re involved in 2 wars.
@TempehLiberation8 ай бұрын
Dude Vermin Supreme was my very first vote in an election when I was 18, I love that guy!
@R2D2xC248 ай бұрын
😮😅
@VerySadPenguin8 ай бұрын
He gets my vote just on the pony promise alone.
@watersipper11168 ай бұрын
@@VerySadPenguin I always wanted one and no candidate has ever promised to give me a pony before.
@TophinatorStreams8 ай бұрын
When you grow up, you can buy your own pony. With the money you were able to make, due to jobs you were able to get, by a president whose term held the lowest unemployment rates, Biden. I like your comment, tho, pretty funny 😆
@nomore61678 ай бұрын
@@TophinatorStreams "by a president whose term held the lowest unemployment rates" - Look up what the "unemployment rate" actually is and how they calculate it. You may be surprised. Hint: it's not actually the percentage of people who are unemployed. Also, despite what the media and every administration wants you to believe, the President (regardless of party) has little power over jobs/employment.
@TheOfficialTarynTots8 ай бұрын
I am super excited that Jon will back back on TDS on mondays through the end of the year but wish it was the whole week. I'm just so excited to have him back any way we can!
@alvallac21718 ай бұрын
*any way (different meaning)
@TheOfficialTarynTots8 ай бұрын
@@alvallac2171 Oops, I can't believe I missed a space on accident and was called out for my outrageous typo. I will correct it post-haste.
@Blair1Collins8 ай бұрын
Yay Haley. Keep it up. . :-)
@flangekiwi8 ай бұрын
Evie wasn't around??? I bet she had the home security cameras on and was laughing her ass off 🤣 😂 🤣
@219720121455258 ай бұрын
I'm sad why wasn't she around 😢
@environmentallymindedequal66978 ай бұрын
The hypocrisy is so overt… it’s like hitting you in the face with a planet.
@DuckReach4328 ай бұрын
Never mind the White House pharmacy handing out Provigil. Who the heck is troweling on Trump's fake tan? It somehow looks an inch thick whilst contouring to every wrinkle.
@matthewtaylor20408 ай бұрын
sick burn! even if hes pasty white, hes still got a more attractive wife
@grmpEqweer8 ай бұрын
It's sprayed on.
@grmpEqweer8 ай бұрын
@@matthewtaylor2040She's only into him for his money; it's pretty clear he disgusts her. He's her job. ...I don't care how pretty someone is, being done like a chore sucks.
@dicedrice72168 ай бұрын
He looks like he ran out of spray-tan and had to resort to shoe-polish.
@Zalzany8 ай бұрын
@@matthewtaylor2040 That won't be seen with him to save her life, and he still has to pay porn stars to sleep with him lol A hot trophy wife who sleeps in another bed is nothing to fucking brag about lol.
@ellzgoespro65688 ай бұрын
Jon Stewart is coming back. That's the headline, the segment and the end. Thanks Steve!
@James-mw7zv8 ай бұрын
This country turning into one big joke. May as well laugh about it.
@c0l0jar08 ай бұрын
How did Alaska airlines not check that all the bolts were present before they flew the thing the first time?
@WeDeserveBetterNow8 ай бұрын
You forgot the final stage of grief... "Do you have any Provigil?"
@FlorianMickler8 ай бұрын
You have to say, the deliveries of that guy are great. 👍
@timothyhollywood21308 ай бұрын
I totally agree with Vermin Supreme. All Americans should have a pony.
@robert_nyc8 ай бұрын
Priceless! 😂 hopscotch?!😮
@dancepiglover8 ай бұрын
He is probably two weeks away from speaking in a total word salad. An entire speech of random words.
@hevenzgaming8 ай бұрын
OMG JOHN STEWART IS BACK?!?!?!!? just when america needed him!
@debtoralive46938 ай бұрын
Remember why it is fine print. That's where they reveal how the con works legally. It's required by law to be unreadable.
@nielsmichiels19398 ай бұрын
Jon Steward is BACK! I'm so happy! We need him in these times.
@tubruton8 ай бұрын
Trump is mad because Nikki Haley has the same first letter in her name as Nancy Pelosi which is really confusing.
@AdrianColley8 ай бұрын
This is why there are exactly 26 world leaders.
@buffoon12348 ай бұрын
Yes 5 and nine…. In the afternoon 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣
@siipis77668 ай бұрын
Doesnt explain still why he thinks he running against Obama
@jodyjm138 ай бұрын
Same reason why I keep confusing Donald Trump and David Duke.