Murdoch Admits Fox Lied For Money | Factchecking DeSantis’ Dull Book | FBI Nabs Sedition Panda

[@steelpirzag1919]

This is one of the best monologues in a while. Thank you for all of the happy moments. They are increasingly rare.

[@splender88]

We are so lucky Dominion decided to do this not just for themselves but for us who knew there would be such a treasure trove of information to come out about that corrupt corporation. Keep talking about this Stephen.

[@edwardroche2480]

Don't let anyone forget Fox News almost overturned our democracy and it got a lot of people injured and some dead. People who lost loved ones your head loved ones injured in this Insurrection hosted by Fox should also be able to sue Fox. Or Rupert Murdoch

[@kenhoward3512]

Yes, I'm sure Dominion could have easily settled out of court, allowing Fox to get away with continuing their daily lies tearing this country apart, without accountability. The tens-of-millions who get their "news" only from Fox must be made aware that those show hosts - so passionate and believable on-camera - have now been revealed to be knowingly lying to you, in the interest of money ("It's not about Red or Blue - it's about Green," says boss, Rupert Murdoch).

[@Monika-mh2je]

I hope FOX " news " has to pay a nice hefty big fine for constantly not telling the truth and fueling the cult.

[@guynorth3277]

You got that right!

[@mikejb2009a]

If they didn't sue they might as well close the business. Also the price of fox Corporation has been going down on the stock exchange since February 17th. If they lose this case they'll try to negotiate a lower settlement and Dominion will probably accept just to get the money and to forget about this case. If I were Dominion part of the settlement reduction if Fox asks for it would be the condition of no appeal on the settlement. I know once Fox loses in court and is told they must pay Dominion Fox will say it's too much and want to renegotiate this settlement.

[@P2tbAnimeGirl]

"And parts of Long Island." As someone from the island, you're 100% right. Half the island goes to FL for a quarter of the year.

[@jrann2667]

Especially good tonight. Love it when Mr. Colbert is on a long rant.

[@robertfrapples2472]

Get a life.

[@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings]

Mind Begs the Question: To support and aid an Apartheid State Democratic,Fascist?

[@Chris-lp2dk]

Tonight's monologue was noticeably better than usual

[@nickrich56]

The book by Rotten Ronny needs a number of alternate names like the alternative facts he spews. Nicely done LSSC staff writers! 😎🍿👍

[@rw9207]

If a show does something on your Network REPEATEDLY and you don't stop them... That IS an endorsement!

[@slactweak]

Not only did he not stop them, he PROFITED from those "reports".

[@appleblossomxo]

R W: Lol, that's like saying all the networks should have to pay Trump a licensing fee for using his brand name.

[@roxaskinghearts]

god whos going to hold the republican party accountable ever

[@michaeld9682]

@@roxaskinghearts tell me, which party wants a secure border? Which party is fighting to end omnibus bills? Which party wants to protect women's sports? Which party wants porn out of school libraries? Which party wants to stop paying our enemies for energy?

[@appleblossomxo]

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[@proxibyte1003]

as an aussie, im happy murdoch is being talked about in america. His power has been messing us up for a long time

[@JeffsintheDesert]

He’s destroyed every landmass he’s ever landed on. God, what a blight for our nation.. I’m deeply shocked and saddened that they’ve been lying to their audience all this time and they’ve never caught on or do they even care? Guess we’ll soon. This could end with the judge straight out, sanctioning them more going to trial in April. Grab your popcorn.

[@JeffsintheDesert]

Guess we’ll see soon. Getting late.

[@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings]

Mind Begs the Question: Hitler used Media To falsely Demonize Jews To spread Nazi Propaganda More Reliable - Corporate Media,Independent Media?

[@funkyalfonso]

Proxibyte As a Pommie I'm trying to imagine the bedroom romps of Rupert and Jerry Hall. Ugh.

[@goblinwisdom]

Pip pip says the uk

[@phareke]

"The Big Tree I Saw" had me choking on my dinner 🤣

[@mbrown7361]

Whoever the team was behind the monolog tonight you absolutely killed it

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Lawyer: Did Fox endorse it? Rupert: No. Not Fox. Just almost everyone who worked there. All people I could have stopped at any time.

[@jackharrison7613]

All the shareholders

[@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings]

Mind Begs the Question: Hitler used Media To falsely Demonize Jews To spread Nazi Propaganda More reliable - Corporate Media,Independent Media?

[@benwu7980]

*ucker Carlson was calling for one that wouldn't push the lie to be fired, while knowing it was a lie ( but he's just entertainment and should not believe anything he says)

[@jcoopes5604]

“I could have but I didn’t!” Rupert Murdoch

[@marmac7619]

He should have just mentioned the ones who 'weren't' "endorsing" the BIG LIE, the list of names he'd of had to reel off would have been so much shorter, if at all?!!

[@annapeck7635]

The Big tree I saw and the commitment to eat crayons were the best 🤣🤣

[@christophervinje2931]

The writers knocked it out of the park tonight!

[@SelinaCat]

I love the thing they did with the book. 😂 How to talk about the book without giving away free publicity

[@deborahbarnes6741]

"There's a new sheriff in town." Does he have an official plastic badge like Hershel does?

[@arkafon79]

Every day I am astonished by the level of talent that is Colbert and his writers!

[@chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586]

Sending Love to You Stephen from Guyana South America! Never miss an episode! Love me some Colbert !

[@LollieVox]

Yes!!!! 👏

[@pearl_kill_Gaming]

I have family there :D

[@jackrussell1232]

I’m moving to Ecuador on Friday but I’m planning on seeing as much of the continent as I can. Should I visit Guyana?

[@chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586]

@@jackrussell1232 yessss. It's a diverse country with alot of nature and culture

[@jeangriffith8017]

Beautiful ! Love this show Mr. Stephen Colbert.

[@vonpfrentsch]

This was one of a kind monologue!

[@Pete...NoNotThatOne]

To be fair to that Governor’s book, “The Policeman’s Beard Is Green,” the New York Times had to actually read it to review it. Nobody should be forced to withstand that.

[@hedvah1]

Sedition Panda should be Florida's Mascot!

[@floridagirl4407]

I rewatched the Time's critique of his book, 5 times... love it!

[@shavewithdave5339]

The Murdochs arose from my home town of Adelaide in South Australia 😢 I’m ashamed that they’ve been inflicted on the world.

[@rosalie4797]

It's okay. We love Australia. He's just another face in our throng of home-grown money and power hungry seditionists (aka: re-pubs).

[@jackrussell1232]

Don’t feel too bad. In the US we’ve got Milton Friedman and Henry Kissinger. Hell, we’ve been funding genocides and military dictatorships nonstop since we’ve had the ability to. We’re doing it right now! I’m actually moving out of the country for good on Friday. I can’t be a part of this anymore. I’d rather die than continue to be complicit in mass murder.

[@8ofwands300]

@@jackrussell1232 what dictatorship are we currently funding?

[@michaelangemeer4183]

The book titles... best ever, brilliant.

[@yvonnesimmons9001]

One of the best and funniest monologues Mr. Colbert, ever.

[@jocosus3]

5:28 "Florida is a madhouse of doubtful sanity where everyone goes to die" - #LOL #Accurate

[@Sjalabais]

"My cousins are corn"...this entire monologue was on fire, outstanding episode. But I really wish we could subdue stupid a little and return to a somewhat reasonable world.

[@ChristineMillerServiss]

Good thought.

[@frogneckmen857]

I was always told that lying was the worst and would get you nowhere when I was a kid. I'm 44, and looking at how successful lying jagoffs are today, starting to think I got lied to about lying.

[@thewebdiva5903]

It’s too bad we live in a time when money or sometimes they call it success or power or celebrity mean more to people than their self respect or peace of mind. What would you do if you looked in the mirror and saw Rupert Murdoch’s face and realized you have his soul? Keep to your upbringing. It may not make you a billionaire but you’ll be able to look in the mirror.

[@357CLOUDY]

@@thewebdiva5903 Strange times... "The center cannot hold..."

[@jamesclapp6832]

Damn conscience.

[@havable]

I'd much rather have self respect than riches bought thru lying.

[@lizardog]

Reminds me of Judge Reinhold's line in Ruthless People. "Let's be assholes and get rich." Not worth it.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

"Corpse dragged from the sea" I lost it at that picture lol he's 90 years old he shouldn't be trying to swim

[@worschtebrot]

In my opinion he should swim as often and as long as possible.

[@worf7271]

I don't know. I think he should try swimming home to Australia. Maybe through some shark infested waters.

[@mycatistypingthis5450]

​​@Sonomacats if he was 30 and looked like he would drown from swimming I'd also encourage him to try. He did a lot of damage.

[@Kevin-mx1vi]

So disgusting that even Jerry "You're rich, let's get married" Hall couldn't wait for him to croak.

[@dr.g3860]

He’s 91, but who’s counting?

[@3RDDegreeVP]

Those book names were GOLD.

[@rdc2021]

Colbert is so right Ron DeSantis's book title is so generic that just a minute or two and I am struglling to remember it🤣😂. Its bad enough when you cant remember the name of a book but its worse when you cant recognize the parody from the real thing.

[@evenflowsteven]

He seriously said in his book, “Make America Florida”??? What a nightmare that would be.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I live in Florida and I wholeheartedly endorse this message!

[@jefffoze]

I just left Florida with my daughter for a reason! Freak show down there that is petrifying.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Right? Florida is America's sweaty ballsack!

[@calinasagilitypartner4444]

We just need Independents and Republicans to understand that Florida is the Republic of Gilead and DeSatan wants to make America the Republic of Gilead.

[@omital-ittna1200]

Global news would talk about "America man" 🤣

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

I agree with the greatest talk show host EVER about "The Big Tree I Saw" 😂 😂 Excellent work on that title ladies and gents! Also, I think "dull coldness" PERFECTLY describes DeathSantis :p

[@oonegro82]

It was classical hilariousness, each time the title of that book was changed..🧐 The one about the big tree had me..🤣

[@Crimethoughtfull]

Destroying democracy in the country? I mean, well, I've no idea--I've been too busy counting all the money it made me! 🤬

[@brooks8792]

Courage to be free but only if you do what I want.

[@couragekarnga8735]

He can take his money and burn!

[@davidlankester]

I mean it’s pretty much americas best export but you finally brought it home 💁‍♀️😂

[@Jfladager]

Stephen is slayin' it lately. Bring the heat.

[@martygould5114]

Love those book titles!

[@lindahendricks9965]

I love that by the end of the monologue we’ve forgotten the name of DeSatan’s book.

[@ammaleslie509]

I remember it! It's called The Bravery to be Flag!!!

[@choosehope8729]

It’s The Big Tree I Saw!

[@ammaleslie509]

@@choosehope8729 it's the Commitment to Eat Crayons!

[@agronskeyhooper479]

_'The Courage to Dare to be Stupid as Fuck',_ right?

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Seth Meyers said it best - DeSantis’ book is available where books are legal.

[@synchronicitystudios8217]

👏 👏 👏

[@martinavetter9932]

100%👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@tiki_trash]

👍

[@theodoreroberts3407]

As I see it, it's just another republican I will not vote for. Rhey dug a whole, and fell in. Someone throw dirt on them and make it a dog park.

[@chonqmonk]

@George Orwell Your laser-like focus on the important things is rare trait in society these days. So do tell George, what were your daddy and his roommate doing that led to your becoming a normal homosexual?

[@shewolf2584]

If you want to read DeSantis's book, you'll find it in the fiction section! 🤣

[@ruthmoniz3947]

THANK YOU 🎉 ❤

[@juresichj]

Whoever thought of the book gag deserves a raise. I could not stop laughing.

[@davidwooderson5926]

I’m telling you that was funny AF, it helps DeSantis is such a swarmy greaseball

[@michaelangemeer4183]

Right?

[@jasonbrownjourno]

But he saw a big tree!

[@shanjayaweera3036]

Maybe the greatest opening monologue of all time - thank you Stephen, the late show team, Rupert Murdoch and Ron De Santis

[@chemento0712]

The cruelest yet coolest take down of a politicos "book" ever! Love you, Stephen!

[@ednabeckwith8185]

Love you so much Steven God bless you and your family love Harry Meghan and kids I pray for everyone in the world God bless all of of

[@grenachegirl]

I threw up in the teacups. That's not cruel. None of it was cruel, it was hilarious

[@ChristineMillerServiss]

I like it best when Stephen is angry. He's at his best. Of course if he had nothing tobe angry about . . . I esp liked You can't invent pillows.

[@Opus313]

Ron apparently got married at Disney World. The Happiest Place on Earth hosted the most miserable man on Earth!

[@couragekarnga8735]

That makes sense. He definitely has the "Disney adult" energy.

[@CoachAshley1983]

He was also married in his Navy dress whites & his wife likened him to a handsome Tom Cruise in Top Gun. I threw up in my mouth a little when they showed the picture.🤢🤮 Suddenly, Ronny's white hurricane boots made a lot more sense!

[@TJwon9457]

This is where there needs to be stricter regulations on what is allowed to be called news

[@SN-sz7kw]

There was. It was called The Fairness Act. It was eliminated during the reign of Saint Reagan. Rush, et al bloomed shortly thereafter.

[@JusticeAlways]

@@SN-sz7kw The Fairness Doctrine

[@richiejohnson]

The Fairness Doctrine would not have affected cable TV, where the greatest rot is; It was an FCC rule that only affected media that use the public airwaves

[@louisbilodeau8682]

Agreed especially on dnn and msdnc

[@jamesnelson5498]

Yep CNN and MSNBC could certainly use a healthy dose of that!!

[@rescueumbrella]

Those book titles are so good - I wanted to hear more!

[@krissolson7043]

I think his book is actually called "because potato"

[@TwistedbutOptimistic]

Those book names had me laughing WAY TOO HARD...lmao

[@mrychards6682]

Had to take a pause to breathe in between all the laughter!

[@DrownedInExile]

That book title mangling was hilarious!

[@GenaTrius]

DeSantis comments in his book terrify me to my core.

[@couragekarnga8735]

DeSantis himself terrifies me. He's T****, but in a slightly more intelligent package.

[@ATM648]

Everything about DeSatan terrifies me to my core

[@Lorrdd]

So you read it? No need to respond, we all know you didn't. So which quote you saw in an article has your panties in a wad?

[@mk1st]

He’s a nasty little fascist.

[@SnafuBob]

Poetic justice? Seeing the DeSantis book banned in Florida...

[@gladtravis]

Was the impulse to write a book even well-thought out? The MAGA base doesn't read.

[@sherylhoward4831]

The title even sounds like a book he would ban!

[@aceofspades9503]

@@gladtravis Sure they do- they will read the cover title and the blubs on the back of the book. The more literate will get through the first chapter. They will then spout off whatever nonsense is in those sections like its proven biblical truth and will defend it to the death. 🙄

[@GerryRR]

@@gladtravis It's almost entirely certain(and I say almost because I don't care enough to look it up) that DeSantis didn't write anything but merely paid someone else to write a book and put his name on it.

[@SnafuBob]

@@GerryRR A page taken from the Trump playbook. I mean, MAGA is a carbon copy play written long ago; this latest iteration from a century ago. Same script, new character names, different cast....right down to Mein Kampf.

[@Deezy07]

This entire segment had me dying of laughter. I absolutely loved his titles for the books. I have had that section on repeat.

[@davidwolfert3586]

That should be grounds for taking them off the air

[@Norsy]

Even now I struggle to remember the book's name. Speaking of, how does his book stay together without a spine? 🤣

[@SeansModelBuilds]

Bound together by lies?

[@Norsy]

@@SeansModelBuilds doubt it, it would imply his lies hold up 🤣

[@morbiouslenoir]

As someone who is currently stuck in Florida, please send help.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I would, but I’m stuck in Florida too :/ good luck to both of us!

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

Here’s new direction for you, the next time you get in your car: just head “north”.

[@rosalie4797]

You're too far away. I'm diagonally across the country from you. I'm praying for you all, though!

[@cindyholt3808]

The Hannity joke was the best, still chuckling!

[@lordcaptain73]

A+ comedy, couldn’t stop chuckling.

[@danmcgriff1421]

All the late-night talk show host do now is put down Republicans every night every channel the legends of late night didn't act like that

[@Saveamerica20245]

They have nothing else to talk about. Sad state of affairs.

[@mattsoreng3066]

There aren’t enough words in the dictionary for me to use to describe just how much I dislike Ron DeSantis. I keep telling everyone that he’s the one we all need to watch out for. He’s gotten a taste of power and he’s going to do anything and everything to keep and gain more by running for president. This country will not survive another far right, racist, homophobic, cold hearted narcissistic president. We’ve got to do everything we can to stop that from happening.

[@Molkatoftime]

Transphobic as well. He has a particular hatred for us, to the point of destroying trans healthcare almost entirely in Florida 😢

[@ATM648]

I would rather have T***p for another term than have DeSatan for one term. They are both horrible horrible people, but DeSatan actually knows how to get things done. He could do real harm in a short amount of time given the opportunity. T***p is always too busy complaining about random crap to do anything

[@generalpublic3744]

"This country will not survive another far right, racist, homophobic, cold hearted narcissistic president." I thought we already had one for four years?

[@JohnWinchester3567]

With me it's words of the 4 letter variety. I made a nurse laugh and he told me it's always entertaining to listen to me complain about these 💩

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@ATM648 I am forced to agree. Better a moron than a N4zi.

[@davidgriego278]

Really got a Kick out of this Monologue. Funny as Hell, but also true! I used to go to Florida every Xmas. I had a Time Share. What a waste of Time!!!

[@dsaint372]

Good evening everybody. Peace ☮️ to you.😊

[@gamepapa1211]

Ron DeSatan should know the first rule when dealing with Disney and the mob: never bite the hands that fed you.

[@larrymosher5045]

Or as they say at Disney corporate:Don't be F*****g with Goofy.

[@liquidminds]

Let's say... Even the Mob knows not to mess with Disney...

[@Tony-il8ly]

​@@liquidminds fuck Disney and fuck the corpos. Usually it's only Bernie that stands up to them. I'm not a Desantas fan but anyone that sticks it to those leaching corporate bastards gets points in my book

[@EmperorSeramir]

​@@larrymosher5045"Where's my mother hyucking money?!"

[@warsun07]

I almost hope Disney pulls out of there

[@pattyandersen5516]

Ohhhhh BURN. love it.

[@krisfrederick5001]

Murdoch's admission's worth the price of admission.

[@SWatson410]

This segment demonstrated well why I'm such a Stephen Colbert fan. He is always fair with the logic that his jokes are built on. He's not afraid to agree with a viewpoint but still point out its flaws. This includes being critical of those on both sides of an issue.

[@Saveamerica20245]

What planet are you living on? The dude needs help. It’s getting harder and harder to watch.

[@peterbaugh51]

Brilliant act. Telling lies about lies. Endless material, so little time...

[@JesseSauveandfamily]

God I love that Stephen Colbert is still entertaining the masses 👏🍿

[@dianebannister4591]

@@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings I clicked on your icon. I see that you make the same response everywhere. 🤔 😏 🙄

[@JesseSauveandfamily]

@@dianebannister4591 If they are good at what they do, I give credit where credit is due 😊👍

[@JesseSauveandfamily]

@@dianebannister4591 Also I say more than just this, dog a little deeper my friend.

[@dianebannister4591]

@@JesseSauveandfamily What? You said "dog" a little deeper. Typo error? LOL! 😆 🤣 😂

[@JesseSauveandfamily]

@@dianebannister4591 I despise autocorrect, Nice catch, I saw it after you pointed it out and facepalmed so hard 🤣👏

[@EastSider48215]

“The Commitment to Eat Crayons” is my favorite.

[@freya8133]

He should have added "and to eat paint chips".

[@EastSider48215]

@@freya8133: Ooooooh, yes!

[@cltinturkey]

One of the funniest segments in 1,000 years. Love the book titles!

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

This should be illegal, The FCC should definitely look into this but there is never any accountability

[@joebroadbeef332]

#RichWhitePrivilege!!!

[@TheSNESGuru]

The FCC cares more about Microsoft buying more video game development companies than the literal war-mongering that Fox News does 24/7.

[@JohnDoe-jq1br]

The FCC has no control over cable programming. That is why FOX never went over the air.

[@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings]

Mind Begs the Question: To support and aid an Apartheid State Democratic,Fascist?

[@davidb6576]

@@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings You do a great job of belying your name. But then, you're an expert at lying, aren't you?

[@lizzyarlyn3409]

DeSatan is really boosting his bad karma. With all these stunts he’s pulling, his fall from grace is going to be glorious. It’s going to be horrendous for him , but really satisfying for the rest of us.

[@Taijifufu]

I think it's important to not take pleasure in people's downfalls. I'd rather he just stop using Disney as another fearmongering substitute for Socialist/Communist/Woke and stop using LGBTQ people as the boogeyman.

[@mason96575]

Sadly it's looking more and more like the Republicans are going to elect him, though 😨

[@kevinfinnegan310]

We have to fight it until that time comes Though

[@philster1883]

Exactly what I thought when I watched that fat orange joke riding the Trump tower escalator to declare his candidacy. "This'll be fun," I thought. Especially after he called immigrants murderers, rapists, drug smugglers, and maybe some nice people. Then came Election Day, 2016...

[@mason96575]

@@nochancewithoutpasta7637 it'll be worse than the headlines of "Florida Men Decide Election by Handful of Florida Men Votes" from 2000 😭

[@duncanmcgoo4891]

So proud of New York city for being a Sanctuary city The world has so many people that need help Thank you so much New York You are a amazingly generous people

[@Leonaza7]

Fox should not be allowed to call themselves “News”.

[@jakeofalltradesmusic]

They're just straight propoganda.

[@LollieVox]

I know right? They shouldn’t be allowed in the White House press briefings either. They are on par with the National Enquirer!

[@annapeck7635]

Legally they can't they have to register with the FCC as an entertainment network

[@hunterdenault6624]

Fun fact, they're not. They are LEGALY not a news channel, they are an entertainment program, because that way they are not held to certain standards of honesty

[@robertsmith5744]

FQX "News" . .

[@charlesmartin1121]

Man the joke writers are on fire in this episode.

[@rosalie4797]

Yes, indeed!

[@sweett2185]

They write themselves. The republicons are the grift that keeps on grifting.

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@sweett2185 They do certainly present talented writers with a target rich environment.

[@lbjcb5]

Yup!

[@benjaminhatcher9846]

The book titles were a very funny bit 👍

[@Eliztracy]

The amazing Colbert

[@shotjohnny]

I loved how Colbert and his writers made fun of Ron DeSanctimonious's book without every mentioning the title. That piece of trash doesn't deserve any free promotion. 👏

[@jaquanpowell4605]

That's trump's finest nickname next to little rocket man 😂😂

[@Lisa-vb3gn]

The first book title and cover mentioned is the real one. I enjoyed all the other variations!

[@nagranoth_]

They did...

[@neilsoulman]

"The big tree I saw" lol

[@shotjohnny]

@@Lisa-vb3gn Could have fooled me. : )

[@garymartin7369]

Great monologue!!!

[@YouGuessIGuess]

"Seen here receiving the Ten Commandments from a Wendy's sign" is one of the best lines I've heard. Props to the writers.

[@CoachAshley1983]

Only thing better would have been a Hardee's menu since that is where the FBI served Lindell the warrant & seized his phone in the drive-thru 🤣🤣🤣

[@jimuicker4731]

@@CoachAshley1983 I had the same thought. It must have really set Lindell's paranoid brain on fire when they were waiting for him there. "The feds are in the machines! That's how they knew I would be at Hardees! The Italian satellites connected to the internet router in my car!"

[@phyllisgarrison3561]

😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@jimuicker4731]

@@philipsmashmouth8782 Are you sure that smoke you smell isn't burnt toast?

[@YouGuessIGuess]

@@philipsmashmouth8782 That is literally not happening. "Burn down the country?" What an exaggeration. Football fans have done more damage rioting after games.

[@tygerstar35]

This monologue is *hysterical*. Excellent writing!

[@mariepanimdim4303]

Oh my God your monologue just made me laugh so hard I look weird sitting in my car busting up you made my day thank you Mr. Colbert

[@GloriaWaslyn]

brilliant

[@rosalie4797]

Oh Stephen! Tonight was Exceptionally Good!!! I was laughing so much and so loud, I'm surprised the neighbors didn't come over to check on me! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!

[@shirleyandrews1152]

Murdock said “it’s not about Red & Blue. It’s about GREEN”💵💵💵💵💵💵

[@michaelkottler]

Colbert's the truth! Dope AF!

[@GaudyMarko]

Is DeSantis unaware of the reputation Florida has in the rest of the country?

[@danmcgriff1421]

They're all jealous

[@lady_bexy]

Try the world! International news is full of 'Florida man' news too!!

[@mariemeldron2984]

​@@danmcgriff1421 Lol jealous of what?You're falling into the ocean.Good luck!!!!

[@danteattenborrough4686]

@@danmcgriff1421 Right, what other state can you look up your birthday and find a crazy ass news story to make you laugh. Mine is "Floriduh Man Arrested for Wrestling Alligator Naked on Neighbors Lawn". Try it! Who wouldn't be jealous and want to live there.

[@mk1st]

He’s just unaware

[@smartiee74]

That commandments from Wendy's joke was pure gold!!! Give that writer a raise!!🔥🔥🤣🤣

[@charliechaos4824]

"The Big Tree I Saw" I laughed so loud my coworkers give me the stink eye.

[@waynegray5568]

Excellent monologue!

[@JayTee2985]

10 commandments from the Wendy’s sign 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Stephen, your killing me with laughers.

[@jackharrison7613]

but what was the fast food place called, where pillow guy received summons from FBI?

[@LeafHuntress]

Hardee’s

[@marquisdeshae511]

This is one of Stephen's best monologues... hilarious!

[@phyllisgarrison3561]

ABSOLUTELY! So funny!

[@jamesturner2126]

The text messages are completely the end of Fox Noise. They knew better and still made the wrong decision.

[@dreamervanroom]

aRE THEY AS BULLETPROOF AS tRUMP? aRE WE TOTALLY AN OLIGARCHY? oop AND I would like to know.

[@suehowie152]

Their audience had to be pampered..They couldn't handle the truth..

[@dianebannister4591]

Can you imagine what kind of audience that FOX has that can't handle the truth? That they want to be lied to to make them feel better? What whimps!

[@suelaferriere5600]

Yep. Thank you, Stephen.

[@michaellombardi1620]

Fox sucks and I hope enough people start to realize this more

[@danmcgriff1421]

That's funny I was thinking the same thing about you

[@michaellombardi1620]

@@danmcgriff1421 Thanks for thinking about me! So thoughful

[@danmcgriff1421]

I think you just proved my point

[@MartianManHunter7]

It's not only fox It's all the mainstream media.

[@michaellombardi1620]

@@danmcgriff1421 You're welcome! Gosh, what a nice conversation

[@Jean-qu1qw]

The mockin of DeathSatan's book was superb! 😊

[@bizzmoneyb]

DeSantis book was published by Murdoch. "Take out the gauzy abstraction, the heartwarming clichés, and much of what DeSantis is describing in “The Courage to Be Free” is chilling - unfree and scary" wrote Jen Szalai in the NYT.

[@JoeNoshow27]

Pretty sure "unfree and scary" is the tepid way of saying "fascist".

[@heatherkempf9897]

Jen nailed it.

[@heatherkempf9897]

@@JoeNoshow27 Too true. They (Republican's of today) are ALL Fascist's. They are always what they accuse others of. Just like Putin does.

[@deborahdunthorn1717]

Ron considers "awake" not woke. But awake is nowhere near AWARE.

[@raptormaster666]

"Florida is a bastion of sanity." Florida Man: Me, my crocodilian cousin and the 12 voices in my head call bs.

[@Justusson]

I’m surprised there hasn’t been a Supreme Court case amongst republicans already, for each and one of their schizophrenic personalities to have individual voting rights,..

[@Shatterverse]

LMAO that book title is like a bottomless wellspring of candy. The good stuff too, King Size.

[@cute_claire]

This is one ot the funniest monologue about this. Great job to your joke writers

[@coyoteclockworkstudios3140]

Abolish billionaires. I'm sick of men who have more than enough being so greedy they need to ruin the lives of billions.

[@davidweyant9356]

There should be no such thing as a billionaire.

[@bobdobbs69]

I know, right? If you make over a billion dollars, you should have the rest of that money go to charity.

[@MRick-cd1kr]

COLBERT IS A MILLIONAIRE DOES HE HAVE ENOUGH ?

[@coyoteclockworkstudios3140]

@@MRick-cd1kr Why do I need to bitch about Colbert when Murdoch is the problem right now?

[@davidweyant9356]

@@philipsmashmouth8782 I am against communism. Isn't 500 or 750 million dollars enough to live on?

[@arturoochoa7237]

Colbert is awesome. A tremendous talent. A Comical Genius.