Trump Taps Rubio, Noem For Cabinet | Rudy's Tough Times | How To Move To Canada

Trump Taps Rubio, Noem For Cabinet | Rudy's Tough Times | How To Move To Canada | A Round Of Sausage

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@hugoo1549 Ай бұрын

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence”

@yasuke1280 Ай бұрын

Ya and the ones the stupid people voted for lost😊

@Shazzadut1 Ай бұрын

Ooohh I like this!

@weshernandez1898 Ай бұрын

❤

@dthomas9230 Ай бұрын

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H. L. Mencken

@thecyrenian5988 Ай бұрын

well Stephen seems to be filled with confidence so its safe to say he is in the wrong! great observation!!1. you GOT THERE horribly but you got there!!!

@KELLY-uj4vf Ай бұрын

"Pass" was priceless and perfect!!👌👍

@GehteuchNichtsan-zg7wt Ай бұрын

Guten Tag, Bitte sofort den "SATTEL" Von"RED FOX" Seinem"FAHRRAD" "ENTFERNEN" !!!!!!;; Nach Dem MOTTO : "STOCK IM ARSCH"!!!!!! FAHREN !!! Mit besten Grüßen von meinem Kumpel Otto Des weiteren empfehle ich unbedingt das lustig "SPIEL" -"MIT DER TRILLERPFEIFE IMMER ( !!!!!!!) UM WEIHNACHTSBAUM RENNEN "!!!!!!! "24-7"!!! Bitte RED FOX von mir ,Meinen " RAT" ausrichten: SCHNELLER FAHREN als "MICHAEL SCHUHMACHER"und SCHNELLER RENNEN ALS DER WINDHUND "GLORIA"!!! So hat sich auch das "FAHREN" und"RENNEN" Schneller erledigt!!! "SPORT - FREI " Danke Hans

@ldark1773 Ай бұрын

OMG! Pass!!!!!!

@KoreyThatcher Ай бұрын

I didn’t get it. What is the joke? 😅

@workingmamma5342 Ай бұрын

@@KoreyThatcher He sounded he was about to praise Trump like his bootlickers then...not.

@jkd6969 Ай бұрын

i didnt get it

@cortesinc6338 Ай бұрын

It is because of Stephen Colbert that I made it through the first 4 years of Trump. I am grateful that he’ll be around for the next 4 years.

@yogadr6 Ай бұрын

Except you don't know that...He's mortal, and imprisonable, among other nasty fates.

@salamantics Ай бұрын

@@yogadr6 it'd have to be straight up political persecution, and that's not going to look good to his base.

@donaldsaigh8785 Ай бұрын

@@yogadr6 More likely, a dwindling audience.

@karenokeson2705 Ай бұрын

Me too. I hope he gets the support he needs to keep the rest of us somewhat sane. I think Evie is up to the challenge. They are such a great team! 💗🇺🇸

@angelabennett8245 Ай бұрын

Trump has till January and then he will send out his hitmen. Sinners repent before it's too late.

@SelfCompassion123 Ай бұрын

I’m from germany, but Donald Trump’s re-election shook my faith in humanity so much that I realized: If I want to stay mentally healthy over the next four years, I have to cut myself off from all news and global issues and only focus on the small world I can influence, where I can make a difference. These late-night shows are now my only connection to the world. I love the humor of Colbert, Kimmel, and Meyers, and when I watch them, I feel like there are still so many reasonable people out there who don’t immediately fall back into their reptilian brains when fed populist nonsense. I’m so grateful that all of you exist, and maybe this nightmare is also a wake-up call to remind us that each individual, right outside their doorstep, has room to do good and move society forward. Thank you so, so much ❤❤

@pattitai1834 Ай бұрын

That’s exactly how I feel, though I’m having a hard time watching my late night guys. It’s so difficult to cope with these election results.

@sarahsnowe Ай бұрын

It's very cold comfort, I know, but many (most?) Trump supporters will rue the day they ever marked the ballot for this malevolent lump of ignorance and incompetence. Because they have so little understanding of geopolitics, they don't know that every country is suffering from inflation largely because of American-based corporate gouging. The economy suffered under Trump and did quite well under Biden, but they're plugged into a drip-feed of manipulative disinformation. Their lives will not be better under a creature who cares only for himself and his rich sycophants (and them only transactionally). How many Trumpist women will find themselves with unwanted pregnancies, how many Trumpist men will find themselves on the hook for a couple of decades of child support, and how many Trumpist parents and grandparents will have to take up the childcare slack? Trump supporters, like Harris voters, will find themselves in an increasingly hostile world of shrinking benefits, poor diet, unaffordable health care, pollution, and climate disaster. It gives me no pleasure to say this.

@JSrg8ix Ай бұрын

Here in New York we are mostly all beside ourselves. This is so scary. These people are in a cult and will destroy our country. I am looking to leave here asap.

@jerryp5710 Ай бұрын

@@JSrg8ixpromises promises 😂

@Phil_Theekrit Ай бұрын

Yeah, so true. I remember life before 2015, when Trump was just another rich asshole, and I didn’t really give a crap about politics, and had never voted once, in 28yrs of eligibility. It was such a simpler, less stressful time.

@jeannemarshall392 Ай бұрын

Pass! The only patriotic response! Bravo.

@akireshu Ай бұрын

The response of a paid shill

@lenawagenfuehr53 Ай бұрын

Mm hmm...like no one gets villifud for voting 3rd party in America ..

@chrisrj9871 Ай бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 - this was *_NOT_* the year to vote for anybody besides the Democratic nominee! Doing so makes you SELFISH because you feel like a stand-out intellectual but you're a M0R0N. 3rd party, write-ins... they _NEVER WIN._ The math says that, with all the dangers of a trump presidency, ALL votes SHOULD have gone to the DEMOCRAT... the OTHER popular party, the one that could have SAVED us and continued the hot streak of Biden's soaring economy and low crime, and spared our equal rights as American PEOPLE. I've been saying it all year. Please, try to MATH IT OUT in your heads! Not that it matters, selfish 3rd-party voters and non-voters helped ruin America. If all those people just voted BLUE this year, .... dammit I'm gonna go on and on with this... nobody ever listens. Enjoy your tariffs that you helped stop because you wanted to be unique.

@binaryfairy4197 Ай бұрын

PASS! 😂 AWESOME 👏

@policerthought5649 Ай бұрын

@@akireshucope

@AceSpadeThePikachu Ай бұрын

Canadian here. We're bracing for the inevitable wave of immigrants and refugees from the U.S. already. Temporary shelters are being set up around my home city of Ottawa. But I fear it won't be nearly enough, especially considering we're already in the middle of a housing crisis right now and winter is coming. Last time we got a massive influx of refugees from Afghanistan, some Afghani families were found frozen to death on the streets because they couldn't find shelter in time. I do NOT want such a tragedy to happen again, so I'll be donating to the local food bank later this month. Stay safe out there all of you wherever you plan to go.

@karenneill9109 Ай бұрын

Yup. Canadians are used to protecting those fleeing persecution in the US.

@lifewuzonceezr Ай бұрын

REALLY?!

@wisdomsleuth77777 Ай бұрын

Your comment and empathy means a lot thank you so much for being our neighbor

@karenneill9109 Ай бұрын

@@lifewuzonceezr what part are you incredulous about?

@TheREALJosephTurner Ай бұрын

Don't worry too much about it- last time everyone said they were going to leave, no one did. I expect similar results this time as well.

@shermanculbertson6244 Ай бұрын

I’m extra thankful for Stephen and his writers at this moment.

@TECHIE_101 Ай бұрын

retribution is coming. HAHA.

@teresitauy3692 Ай бұрын

@@TECHIE_101I was just going to write it .

@yasuke1280 Ай бұрын

Cope😊

@thecyrenian5988 Ай бұрын

you could ask ol Stephen how much his writhers get paid.. you can ask Stephen how much he was paid to endorse Kamala too.. you have the power to question your idols.. remember in 2024 EDUCATION is your #1 weapon!!

@ChristophBrinkmann Ай бұрын

@@TECHIE_101 Retribution for what, exactly?

@johnking5174 Ай бұрын

Hi from Britain, love watching these US talk shows, as your country heads towards the eternal chaos that is a second Trump administration. We thought we had problems, going through three prime ministers in one year. Well America, you do know how to upstage us. I will be watching in over the next four years to see how your hosts help you through this chaos

@kathleenfromalaska2926 Ай бұрын

And they will. Thank God for Colbert, Kimmel, Stewart and their comrades

@barbaramedlock4337 Ай бұрын

Late night boats will help next 4yrs if not threatened

@barbaramedlock4337 Ай бұрын

Late nite Hosts

@waltersumofan Ай бұрын

Hopefully UK doesn't take it as a challenge

@Rick.AtNite Ай бұрын

Hello, respectfully from someone who has grown up in the US my entire life. The Trump administration is the only time in my life where we had no new wars, our economy was better than ever. The world was at peace, and it will soon be again. Don't trust our disinformation agencies that fund programs like Stephen Colbert, he is paid to propogandize, fear monger, and lie about Donald Trump. In the same way CNN, MSNBC, and Clinton lied about Bernie Sanders smearing him of all people as some sexist. The establishment doesnt like or want change, so much so that they coordinate campaigns across media and intell agencies to ensure it doesn't come to fruition. They are losing, and that is good for ANYONE who wants change from these regimes. Thanks, respectfully from over the pond, we are glad to have our President back.

@klj1957tx2 Ай бұрын

Stay RESISTANT. We all need you

@yasuke1280 Ай бұрын

Stay coping😊

@kathleencreamer6648 Ай бұрын

@@yasuke1280zzzzzzzzzz...

@thecyrenian5988 Ай бұрын

America spoke!

@lillyanderson3623 Ай бұрын

@@thecyrenian5988tRumps' cult members were gullible and conned again.

@lillyanderson3623 Ай бұрын

@yasuke1280 Cope the way tRumps' cult members did, by storming the Capitol, attacking police officers, and smearing feces on the walls? We are not like you!

@nextstory4946 Ай бұрын

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

@Tonyhouse1168 Ай бұрын

And corrupted people absolutely crave power

@jessicatsao92 Ай бұрын

Especially powerful and corrupt people.

@Bernz66 Ай бұрын

He doesn’t have absolute power….lol…

@C.L.Hinton Ай бұрын

I've always agreed with Frank Herbert's version: "Power attracts the corruptible, and absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible."

@BognaZone Ай бұрын

@@Bernz66 he'd like to...

@klm422 Ай бұрын

Pass was the 1st time i have laughed in a week. Thank you Stephen!

@denisegibler8742 Ай бұрын

I agree 👍..

@jimmy5634 Ай бұрын

That’s a pathetic existence.

@adrianmonet9631 Ай бұрын

@@jimmy5634 Donald Trash is a pathetic existence.

@FolkFaninMA Ай бұрын

Same

@NickiCaldwell-qj9gk Ай бұрын

Pass. The absolute best thing I have heard in a week. Thank you for standing.

@manwithmountain Ай бұрын

Pass. A brave man Stephen Colbert.

@petermills-c1h Ай бұрын

He has to be brave to have such a pathetic “comedy” routine.

@longlivedemocracy756 Ай бұрын

@@petermills-c1hyet, here you are.

@petermills-c1h Ай бұрын

@ and I managed to last almost a minute and a half of his act.

@angelabennett8245 Ай бұрын

@@petermills-c1h thats what happens when you get curious. Why would you watch youtube when your rich enough to own disney.

@evanpatterson7098 Ай бұрын

That's the same thing your dog said. @@petermills-c1h

@divineoblivion1 Ай бұрын

Thank you for sticking to who you are Stephen. This is why you are the best

@SoulRocketMan Ай бұрын

Copium

@jimmy5634 Ай бұрын

He needs psychiatric assistance.

@lizardog Ай бұрын

@@jimmy5634 Tr*mp could never. His ego wouldn't allow him to seek help

@lizardog Ай бұрын

@@SoulRocketMan LMAO Seethe like you did when Biden or Obama was elected, hypocrite micro-peen.

@mookiewilson4166 Ай бұрын

Do a happy little covid dance!

@gretamurphy3704 Ай бұрын

Gawd, I am sick and disgusted. Thanks for trying to help us through this.

@Gilbert-cd9rt Ай бұрын

Do you want some french cries to go with your whaaburger?

@ratty5 Ай бұрын

@@Gilbert-cd9rtlol thanks for giving Colbert another view 👏👏👏

@lizardog Ай бұрын

@@Gilbert-cd9rt Do you want ketchup with your convict POTUS?

@Gilbert-cd9rt Ай бұрын

@@lizardog Can you say that again? I love hearing that Trump is POTUS. Those french cries are extra salty! 🤣🤣🤣

@ThatOpalGuy Ай бұрын

@@Gilbert-cd9rtway to help

@LibbyCusano-hl7uw Ай бұрын

Stephen ‘pass’ is awesome!!! You give me a little happiness in these dark times!!!

@Buckboy2024 Ай бұрын

Mr. Colbert, you are needed. Keep it up, Sir!

@jimmy5634 Ай бұрын

I don’t need him.

@lizardog Ай бұрын

@@jimmy5634 I don't care.

@adrianmonet9631 Ай бұрын

@@jimmy5634 Is that why you're here every day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JD1976 Ай бұрын

Yes you libs need him to help your adult tantrums. 😢

@JD1976 Ай бұрын

@lizardog and thats why you all lost

@lw3269 Ай бұрын

"unsettled" is such a gross understatement. We are horrified, anxious, and depressed. It's only going to get worse.

@mavzer0 Ай бұрын

Do something about it

@inalpha15 Ай бұрын

Wait nothing has happened yet ? Why so gloomy now 😂😂 If you are that depressed, blame to Biden and Kamala for doing nothing in last 4 years, because if they did something u wouldn't be this "unsettled". It only proves that problems of last 4 years has accumulated so much that now Trump coming to power only makes it seem worse. He hasn't started his day 1 yet. Lets wait and watch what he does and how he handles things now.

@jackl8025 Ай бұрын

@@mavzer0 like what honey

@donaldsaigh8785 Ай бұрын

Let's fly in more migrants in the dead of night and bus them to cities throughout our land. Yeah, that's the ticket.

@frinoffrobis Ай бұрын

for 4 years... we are not even started

@stephen1569 Ай бұрын

The entire world is looking at America in bewildered disbelief.

@yasuke1280 Ай бұрын

Is the entire world in your head? Lol keep Coping chump 😊

@Shazzadut1 Ай бұрын

Yep. That just about covers it. Either that or the best sit com on TV….

@kellycook3914 Ай бұрын

Banana Republicans

@KnightFel Ай бұрын

No clue what you’re talking about. The world is rejoicing.

@n.a.lockhart Ай бұрын

@@KnightFelYou are delusional.

@abarfriedrich5027 Ай бұрын

Thank you, Stephen and team, for keeping us sane in these very weird and scary times 🌻💙🌻

@mookiewilson4166 Ай бұрын

You consider yourself sane? Lol. If you get another booster, Steve will do a vaccination dance for you!

@binaryfairy4197 Ай бұрын

"I'd like to say to the president elect..PASS!" 😂 TY Mr Colbert for keeping it *real!*

@chrisrj9871 Ай бұрын

What's the time stamp for that?

@johanvanstaden2408 Ай бұрын

You’re in a fake news bubble. You’ll wake up one day. Just listen to ONE Trump speech for yourself, in it’s entirety; not chopped and edited to lie. For example, what Trump actually said about “fine people on both sides”.

@christianschneider1235 Ай бұрын

I'd love to see him running for president alongside Jon Steward. Can't decide who would be the better president, tho.

@DonariaRegia Ай бұрын

"Hi! My name's Eric. What new job will I have dad?" "...pass"

@johanvanstaden2408 Ай бұрын

@ this is the fake news bubble… if you actually look for yourself at the calibre of children of Trump, versus the calibre of Hunter, or Kamala’s non-existent children, your conclusion will be more honest…

@n.a.lockhart Ай бұрын

Thank you from Canada 🇨🇦, Stephen Colbert !! 👏🥰

@lifewuzonceezr Ай бұрын

@pvn350 that's PP!

@akireshu Ай бұрын

Yes, let all the liberals go to Canada to see what it's like to be under a true dictator

@chrisrj9871 Ай бұрын

@@lifewuzonceezr - you're both p-p, alright. 〽🟡🟨

@iangillis2230 Ай бұрын

Another Canuck for Stephen! This one's living in China.

@garethwilkins6744 Ай бұрын

She's shooting the dogs. She's shooting the goats. She's shooting the pets.

@gemrad87 Ай бұрын

But is she eating them, tho??

@gluteusmaximus1657 Ай бұрын

@@gemrad87 No. Thats Kennedys job. There are rules!

@sherricarroll5036 Ай бұрын

😂

@LoisM-l4s Ай бұрын

Now that's funny. Snort! 😂

@LoisM-l4s Ай бұрын

Now that is really funny. Snort! 😂

@lynwilson4773 Ай бұрын

Hilarious! You rock, Stephen!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aubrey1633 Ай бұрын

I dont recognize my country anymore. These picks are actually worse than last time and I didn't think that was possible 🤦🏻‍♀️.

@mapratt Ай бұрын

Of course they are. He has had 4 years to filter out anyone who would hold him back.

@mavzer0 Ай бұрын

Considering he never picked Marco Rubio and Colbert is just spreading misinformation you can at least chill out w/ that one

@jackl8025 Ай бұрын

@@mavzer0he says "he's expected to pick." Did you misunderstand what that means?

@BUDDYCB4 Ай бұрын

Never say impossible with Trump

@lillyanderson3623 Ай бұрын

@@mavzer0tRump is a moron. You misunderstood what Steve said.

@danielkristianson208 Ай бұрын

The new EPA Chief will overturn EVERY environmental protection law currently on the books. He ranked LAST of all congressman in supporting protections ... LAST !!!

@nomore6167 Ай бұрын

"The new EPA Chief will overturn EVERY environmental protection law currently on the books" - Let's not forget what Trump did last time -- he found a guy who was suing the EPA and appointed him as head of the EPA.

@squirrelnibbler19 Ай бұрын

Best not to be surprised. Expect the worst, when he has the senate, the court and himself, and they screw it all up royally. They’ll have no one to blame. Hopefully a few of the less hypnotized conservatives will move on from MAGA next election.

@TabbyQ.9563 Ай бұрын

EPA's many regional labs and entire offices of enforcement and compliance and scientific integrity and risk information would be eliminated. This will endanger public health by giving corporations and big businesses a greenlight to pollute the air we breathe, the water we drink, and the food we eat.

@Jabberwocky_McScrugel Ай бұрын

That's right, and you know why? We didn't ask for the regulations you Mo Ron. You think you can force half the country to bend to your bullshit?

@billwalsh388 Ай бұрын

When republicans are in office they change the name to Environmental Destruction Agency.

@jackvotes24 Ай бұрын

Dear lord may their sheer incompetence keep us safe.

@jediman05 Ай бұрын

That helped last time, but I’m very afraid they’ve learned their lesson this time around

@EddieMulchy Ай бұрын

But BEFORE, you said Trump was Hilter....way to abandon your honor, integrity, and credibility ALL AT ONCE, Colbert!

@brn2857 Ай бұрын

Exactly. Best case scenario, Trump's dementia makes him forget he's even president and he spends the next four years on the golf course.

@ThatOpalGuy Ай бұрын

Don't you bet on that.

@ThatOpalGuy Ай бұрын

@@EddieMulchyhe still is

@dawnadriana1764 Ай бұрын

This is the first time I've laughed since the election. Thank you Stephen. XOXOXO

@catalinacurio Ай бұрын

The only show I will watch that covers trump, otherwise for my mental health’s sake he doesn’t get my views. This is my safe place. 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙

@getit9066 Ай бұрын

That is why you vote lunatic, dear.

@adventurefitnessescape700 Ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel is amazing as well as Mr. REICH. Fact basisis

@jerryp5710 Ай бұрын

If your mental health depends on who is president you are depending on things out of your control for your mental well being. Read about the ancient philosophy of Stoicism. Your mental health should not depend on things that you have no control over.

@catalinacurio Ай бұрын

@ When a sociopathic lying cheating narcissist is put in charge with zero boundaries, then all our mental health is going to suffer. There’s stoicism then there’s blind ignorance, I’m a realist…

@catalinacurio Ай бұрын

@ Yes.

@AshaiTides Ай бұрын

I'm so grateful this show exists!

@francesluke7609 Ай бұрын

Thank God America has you to tune into.

@deesiobhan Ай бұрын

For now

@jimmy5634 Ай бұрын

You better thank God that God is there to tune into.

@jeffreyquinn3820 Ай бұрын

I hear Trump will be rounding up late-night comedians to deport.

@impunitythebagpuss Ай бұрын

For a while....dundundundun, dundundundun......

@CarissaSterwald Ай бұрын

The moment he said he said “pass” was just great❤️❤️😂

@ColoringKaria Ай бұрын

Pass never felt so good.

@lizardog Ай бұрын

Hard pass.

@DonnaCarrick1 Ай бұрын

Pass, pass, and pass again. Thank you, Stephen.

@nikolaipersad4098 Ай бұрын

THIS!!!

@meganatkinson1593 Ай бұрын

PASS! thank you

@raymondlambert8804 Ай бұрын

thank God for colbert I will lean on him bigley for the next 4 years

@MJ-kh4qr Ай бұрын

😂”Pass” Love it, Steven! Wasn’t sure I’d find myself able to laugh so soon. I appreciate you sooo much!!

@amandakymweger Ай бұрын

Hey Stephen 😂 go the rebellion of the world against Sith Lord .Pass.

@ecamp6360 Ай бұрын

"Pass....port"

@carlakinsella3833 Ай бұрын

Ugh it’s going to get ugly. 2025 will be ? Let’s hope damage is minimal. ☹️

@susanrodriguez2926 Ай бұрын

I feel the same way. I hope we will be able to laugh for a long time. This will be difficult

@make.upexperiments7269 Ай бұрын

Agreeeed

@kimberlys8422 Ай бұрын

I hate saying this as an American, but collectively we are stupid as shit. "I love the poorly educated!" now we see why he said that.

@nomore6167 Ай бұрын

"I hate saying this as an American, but collectively we are stupid as shit" - Not just stupid, but selfish, too. But then, we saw that in the worst part of the pandemic when people refused to suffer the inconvenience of wearing a face covering in order to save other people's lives.

@cassandra007 Ай бұрын

Shouldn't be a bipartisan 15 quiz of the external envelope of the ballo. Questions like what is a tarrif? Is you can't answer the randomized question on th external envelop, we do not open the signature envelope of the final internal ballot minimal intelligence on issus to vote

@lawrencecolbert769 Ай бұрын

No we are not. Elon hacked it.

@garydodson6737 Ай бұрын

Why do you think that the Republican party has been trying to destroy the education system for the last 40 years? The less educated people are the easier they are to manipulate.

@mindyb1986 Ай бұрын

@nomore6167 dude say louder for the morons in the back. I've been saying this and it offends people. I'm like we'll I'm sorry, but it's true. There's no other explanation for this happening.

@janetpiccolo9513 Ай бұрын

Loving Caroline. Keep her coming back. We need all the laughs we can get.

@cleverusername9369 Ай бұрын

Stephen's joy and delight about "treat yourself a round of sausage" made me happy

@MartaWomack Ай бұрын

Thank you, Stephen. You've been providing an essential public service during the past few years. Laughter is good medicine & Americans really, & I mean REALLY, need that right now since we're facing a literal nightmare. Especially for American women.

@MrPhotodoc Ай бұрын

I'm with Stephen. I pass as well.

@atimko123 Ай бұрын

I say "Tuck you Frump"

@AlwaysPointtheBlame Ай бұрын

You're with him? This dude does whatever he's told for money.

@leward7788 Ай бұрын

i am so grateful to hear & see Stephen's ethics on par

@playlist55 Ай бұрын

LOL, ethics? The scumbag lies about Trump every time he opens his mouth.

@madge2114 Ай бұрын

Am lovvvvving the Caroline callbacks! More, please.

@MikesOrganicVideos Ай бұрын

I’m waiting for Don Junior and Eric to be appointed to the department that handles the protection of endangered species.

@kimberlys8422 Ай бұрын

People forget they go to Africa on their "I have a tiny dick and this makes me feel like a man" hunting trip.

@alexseguin5245 Ай бұрын

Lmao

@lillyanderson3623 Ай бұрын

I hate them as much as I hate their convicted felon father!

@andreakaradeniz1350 Ай бұрын

I'm more afraid that he will appoint Don Jr. to be the next president.

@00SmileTime00 Ай бұрын

The Department of Protecting Endangered Species Or DOPES, for short. Fitting.

@SeattleSun2013 Ай бұрын

Thank you for being here for us. Couldn’t do it without you! ❤️❤️❤️

@billmiller8945 Ай бұрын

Absolutely correct. We will always be indebted to Colbert and The View for helping get Trump back in office. They did such a great job exposing the toxicity of the Democratic party.

@lizardog Ай бұрын

@@billmiller8945 Bye, blind hater.

@kirstensims138 Ай бұрын

I felt more personal connection during this monologue than ever before. It is, indeed, going to be a long four years. I’m glad we’re going through this together.

@MatthewPettyST1300 Ай бұрын

Who here is not so sure it will be just 4 more years?

@carlakinsella3833 Ай бұрын

💙💙💙

@cyrilkain1889 Ай бұрын

@@MatthewPettyST1300 "in four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote." -Trump

@MatthewPettyST1300 Ай бұрын

@@cyrilkain1889 That's what I'm sayin !

@SuleimanTheIndifferent Ай бұрын

@@cyrilkain1889 Anyone who knows the context of that quote realizes how dumb you are

@lorriescott8775 Ай бұрын

I’ve done my search. No purchases, eating at, or vacationing at Red States. They need to feel the backlash.

@melindamorgan4879 Ай бұрын

TX just had a 29 billion surplus at FYE. I think we'll make it. 🙄🤦‍♀️

@misnthrop Ай бұрын

@@melindamorgan4879 maybe fix the power grid? plus, now you can build that big beautiful wall...

@jeffreyquinn3820 Ай бұрын

@@misnthrop At the rate Trump paid last time, $29 billion should give them at least a couple of miles of fence, & some big piles of rusty metal.

@lorriescott8775 Ай бұрын

@@melindamorgan4879 they are not sharing it with customers. It will not matter to the women who die.

@melindamorgan4879 Ай бұрын

@@misnthrop once in a 100 year storm. We will have that big, beautiful wall! ❤️

@GTARC-2023 Ай бұрын

PASS! Me too!

@heyheytaytay Ай бұрын

When I think of the kind of professionalism, emotional intelligence and diplomatic acumen required to become the U.S. Secretary of State, the last person I think of is Marco Rubio.

@00SmileTime00 Ай бұрын

Given the cavalcade of absolute ghouls that have held that position, that's a biiig *Citation needed* on that one chief.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Ай бұрын

No one remembers Hillary Clinton yelling at the guy who got misquoted by the interpreter? Yup, that was the USA's top diplomat...

@GBuds_RVremodel Ай бұрын

Intl Central Banking System appoints DoS DoD and CIA management...not politicians. Politics are the entertainment division of the Military Industrial Congressional Complex

@kristabowers6725 Ай бұрын

Could've been worse... Could've been Cancun Ted Cruz

@heyheytaytay Ай бұрын

But Rubio has to leave his Senate seat for the role so Desantis could appoint a major trump donor so, makes sense

@Opus313 Ай бұрын

We can still mock Donnie Demento... it will be a necessary task... in order to save our sanity and reveal him for what he really is...

@andrimufid2195 Ай бұрын

😂

@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec Ай бұрын

It's already been done, people know all too well who and what he is, and they don't seem to care.

@gretchen8100 Ай бұрын

As long as it's still allowed, that is. Trump has constantly & consistently bitched that the media should be muzzled

@Ajhcr Ай бұрын

The MAGA won’t care until it hits them in their wallets. Besides the bigotry, that is all they love.

@hillbillybeerdranker6678 Ай бұрын

Late night comics like colbert, fowlon and kimmel failed miserably to stop Trump. They did 1350 jokes ridiculing him, but only 35 against Kamala. Why can't they be like Jay Leno and stay out of politics? Jay never picked sides and did jokes about both parties. He was also way funnier than these leftist feens.

@katedougherty925 Ай бұрын

Thank goodness for Colbert helping the country get through the next 4 years and making us laugh about all this.

@curtrice1264 Ай бұрын

Don’t leave America. Stay and fight for the United States 🇺🇸. “ freedom is another word for nothing left to loose “ ! ❤️🙏👩🌈👴🏻👍

@user-dc2dt2ts4b Ай бұрын

For more 4yrs of vilifying Trump. That’s entertainment?

@curtrice1264 Ай бұрын

@ we’ll be here to find out ! 👩🧐🤔👴🏻🌈🇺🇸🙏👍💵🥰

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Ай бұрын

That "pass," joke was one of Stephen's best in a long time. And I like his stuff, lol

@SelfCompassion123 Ай бұрын

Can you explain the joke to me? I'm from germany, don't really now what "Pass" means in this situation

@night-mer Ай бұрын

@@SelfCompassion123he meant that he would rather not kiss up to trump, knowing that he could easily do it.

@leewood729 Ай бұрын

I don't know if you could hear it all the way from New Zealand, but when you said, "pass..." I stomped my feet and cheered and clapped so hard I scared my cat....

@cmdraftbrn Ай бұрын

poor cat

@HRHDMKYT Ай бұрын

How can we 🇨🇦move to New Zealand? We’re just as unsafe from dictatorship as the USA, just a few months delayed (we are the tugboat attached to the Titanic. There’s also a wannabe dicktator leading the CONservative party up here, and a new federal election is right around the corner). Hoping that being a Fellow Member of the Commonwealth has its privileges. Guess I should also reconnect with my Aussie cousins…

@tootz1950 Ай бұрын

@@HRHDMKYT Almost the whole world has gone so far to the right we can hardly see them anymore. It's completely crazy.

@marjoriegarland2798 Ай бұрын

Hope your cat is more relaxed now, New Zealand! "Pass" was great! Best to you from New York 🗽💖

@levi2732 Ай бұрын

Cope, conservatism is coming to you too

@NameRealperson Ай бұрын

Now I see why Trump is insisting his cabinet not be subject to congressional oversight

@longlivedemocracy756 Ай бұрын

He is resurrecting the swamp creatures…

@reginadunn8305 Ай бұрын

The dead that walk among us.

@kingk7884 Ай бұрын

And kamala is in debt, she can't run a country

@kingjamos2422 Ай бұрын

Hell is empty and the devils are here.

@WolfRamAndHart Ай бұрын

Um...I was fairly certain that was the reason. While there is in the Constitution, Recess appointments, and it was comically confirmed to be a separation of powers concern when Congress came up with the pro forma session, this could allow some just horrendous recess appointments to be done, valid for months or years (should the President, in bad faith, not appoint anyone subject to Congressional approval). Which is the point.

@dgmus2281 Ай бұрын

THANK YOU FOR MORE TIME FROM THE BAND ON KZbin! 👏🏼 🔥 💯

@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Ай бұрын

This is truly surreal. It would be difficult to find another human being on this planet less fit for and deserving of being president than trump. Yet, USA chose to hand over the responsibility of the presidency to him. It would also be difficult to find another human being on this planet more dangerous for our planet itself and all its inhabitants than trump. Yet, USA chose to hand over the power of the presidency to him. It is beyond surreal. I'm Norwegian. The arrogant non-cleverness of millions enrages me, while my heart breaks for the millions who were fighting and hoping for a more bright and promising future. May people find compassion and resilience, inspiration and fortitude, in themselves and in each other. Take time for each other, and take the time you need for yourselves.

@Lylesca Ай бұрын

Living in a handmaids tale Nazi America might cure them after a while... maybe... I do not want to see any nazi comments anymore that do not include the US... accepting the fascists happily means being fascist. 🙄

@mudit6339 Ай бұрын

He has been the best president for the usa in the last 12 years. idk what u r yapping about lil bro

@cindyhodges4766 Ай бұрын

Thank you we need help.

@yasuke1280 Ай бұрын

Haha shat up And cope ya non American

@Alice-the-seal Ай бұрын

@mudit6339 me follow. Me follow. Me not think for self. Me get on knees and serve big Daddy

@BrattyBetty Ай бұрын

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers

@wandapease-gi8yo Ай бұрын

@@BrattyBetty ever notice how many of the Senators doing interviews in the Capitol do it in front of the Statue of William Rogers?

@c2757 Ай бұрын

I don't make jokes. I just watch Donald Trump and his family and report the facts.

@Vincent.E.M.Thorn.Author Ай бұрын

In these trying times, we must all treat ourselves a round of sausage.

@shawnduffy3380 Ай бұрын

Applause for that sausage lover

@weshernandez1898 Ай бұрын

I got a round of sausage for them 😂😂😂

@angelabennett8245 Ай бұрын

Better hurry before sausage becomes expensive and contaminated.

@armie4172 Ай бұрын

How did he not get “Give yourself a round of applause”? Is he a Trump voter?

@cmdraftbrn Ай бұрын

called a brainfart

@AriBellamar Ай бұрын

I grew up in Canada and Stephen is spot on! #TimBits

@jrsygrl72 Ай бұрын

" ... rrrroll up the rrrrim for savings! ☕" (or is that too dated, lol)

@LaSnob711 Ай бұрын

Thank you for keeping our spirits up Stephen and again making the news out of US sort of possible to digest 🙈 Greetings from 🇪🇺

@stefanthorpenberg887 Ай бұрын

They voted for chaos, and they will get it.

@pietrozavattaro2323 Ай бұрын

They voted for a better economy , no more wars , putting the middle class first , what you’re talking about is if Kamala had won mate

@MrE399 Ай бұрын

I certainly hope so. People need to pay the price for voting so stupid

@terri6854 Ай бұрын

@@pietrozavattaro2323 Yes, and in other words, the simpletons were conned, mate.

@simply_the_dev7588 Ай бұрын

@@pietrozavattaro2323 delusional. Lol just watch and you will see that the middle class will get wiped out first. And since when has the Republicans helped out the middle class? Dems aren't perfect either but it's better than what the Republicans are offering. Putin isn't going to stop until someone hits him in the mouth. You're daddy Trump isn't that man. He is a con man, always was and always will be.

@Surge1077 Ай бұрын

In spades.

@kevindavis9323 Ай бұрын

We appreciate you so much Stephen.

@GilbertS-p1t Ай бұрын

Looong live the Colbert & his Showwww!!! I love this show & the guy.

@kevinlotr Ай бұрын

Mike Judge nailed it with his Idiocracy movie…..we have officially become the dumbest nation on the planet 🌎

@billbonu1639 Ай бұрын

Yeah man biden was brilliant 😆😂 ROTFLMAO

@Sub-Zero8 Ай бұрын

@@billbonu1639Biden wasn’t the best president, there are a lot of things he did that I disagreed with, but out of the presidents that have been in power since I was born (which was Bush, Obama, Trump and Biden) he was probably second best

@ChristophBrinkmann Ай бұрын

@@billbonu1639 Managed to bring back all 2.6 million jobs Trump lost, added another 11M more jobs, got inflation down to prepandemic levels, and got it faster than any other nation in the world, plus ended the pandemic Trump let in.

@rogerrabbit8756 Ай бұрын

Keep that energy, dnc is broken. Gonna be Republicans for for a while.

@TheGreatAtario Ай бұрын

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was at least good enough to recognize a smart, earnest guy and put him in charge of stuff. Ttump is way worse than that

@BigBoiiLeem Ай бұрын

Stephen, as always, we'll be happy to have you in New Zealand should you choose to come back

@lenawagenfuehr53 Ай бұрын

Just bring my your wallet...

@abarfriedrich5027 Ай бұрын

We need him here 🥺

@craigrussell7542 Ай бұрын

Shall we jump straight to the "Emperor Caligula appoints his horse to be Roman Consul" phase?

@alex35agm Ай бұрын

Well, Marjorie is still waiting for an appointment.

@jessicatsao92 Ай бұрын

@alex35agm. Marjorie is a big step down from the horse consul. At least the horse is more likeable and charismatic and a better politician and leader.

@jimschleich8753 Ай бұрын

So.........Eric??

@pattdunn9845 Ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@jeschinstad Ай бұрын

@@alex35agm She should have an appointment, but it should be with a psychiatrist.

@Constaur Ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert will get me through the next four years - thank you!!

@toniheinonen9532 Ай бұрын

Colbert saying PASS to licking trump *** huge aplause here. ❤👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻

@ChillWill-q5x Ай бұрын

GOP about to have access to all the FBI files on Epstein and Diddy, we'll see exactly who Colbert was licking.

@jimmaughan1898 Ай бұрын

In the spirit of Kurt

@quinnftw7645 Ай бұрын

“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.” - Bertrand Russell (attributed)

@tikhongilson3770 Ай бұрын

It's a symptom of wisdom.

@bigbern6366 Ай бұрын

Elect a clown, expect a circus! 🤡

@ibeetellingya5683 Ай бұрын

He's the world's most successful and powerful scammer, not a clown.

@reginaucker3533 Ай бұрын

Only this circus is not going to be fun..

@retiredusvet4396 Ай бұрын

The 🤡 runs this show.

@donaldsaigh8785 Ай бұрын

@@ibeetellingya5683 The scam was Joe Biden is a competent moderate.

@ricke6854 Ай бұрын

And a freakshow

@candyfox7446 Ай бұрын

More reasons why I love you, Stephen Colbert

@TheWtfanime Ай бұрын

Oh... ass kissers are getting cabinet positions just like last time. That entire Odyssey bit was fantastic, thank you for the laughter The Late Show writers and Stephen.

@ianthesoccerref Ай бұрын

These are far worse. The new GOP... Genuflectors On Parade

@jillfromatlanta427 Ай бұрын

A Fox News anchor is the new Secretary of Defense??!!!?? Truly, the clown is bringing the circus to the White House!! Dear Lord, defend us.

@user-se5ef5pl3o Ай бұрын

Amazing picks! A real staff!

@ianthesoccerref Ай бұрын

@@user-se5ef5pl3o Yep...a staph infection.

@davidpaulmoore5146 Ай бұрын

Holy lmfao the whole 4 year cruise thing!! I’m dying. I think Colbert just almost lost the monologue for the first time! Wow! Right there with ya

@lenawagenfuehr53 Ай бұрын

Always someone trying to cash in on misery. That cruise sounds horrible. The name alone is a bad omen

@Eddie-ud4bb Ай бұрын

Might be a better option

@ramblerdave1339 Ай бұрын

My sister is on a cruise now. She texted us from the Canary Islands, Wednesday, and asked if she should stay there. 😢 She says it costs as much to stay home as to live on a cruise ship.

@Eddie-ud4bb Ай бұрын

@@ramblerdave1339 I left the USA when we had Trump 1.0. So glad to be gone now

@ramblerdave1339 Ай бұрын

@@Eddie-ud4bb Good foresight! 😊

@debbiehanson9201 Ай бұрын

Re Kristy Noem: She also shot a couple of horses rather than having a vet put them down humanely, an option she certainly had. I imagine she's thrilled to have a position that may give her more reasons to fly down to Texas to see her favorite dentist---the one she did the commercial for while serving as SD's Governor. Being self-serving? She's on it. Unlike the nine reservations in SD, as she's banned from being "on" any of them for stating, without any corroborative evidence, that the tribal leaders are working with the Mexican cartels to bring drugs onto the reservations. Yeah, she's definitely the kind of person you want to give a high profile job to....but then neither is Trump.

@SuperMrsMar Ай бұрын

I kinda have my fingers crossed that every native reservation bans her.

@StoneE4 Ай бұрын

South Dakota's gain... If they had any sense they'd be celebrating like the state got a professional team in the four major sport leagues and won the championship in each of them.

@TheAureliac Ай бұрын

Now she gets to go shoot people she thinks are illegal immigrants. I'm sure Donald will pardon her.

@AnaisKarim Ай бұрын

Protect Stephen at all costs. We love you man. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@deborahkirwin3329 Ай бұрын

Mr. Colbert I've watched you for so MANY years. You bring me joy. I'm watching you without my Best Friend now. I'm still your Fan. ❤

@karenokeson2705 Ай бұрын

Stay in the fight! Laughter can help healing. 💗💙🇺🇸

@susanjohnston4066 Ай бұрын

I saw a comment that said he will probably appoint his limo driver as Secretary of Transportation. 😢

@rhondaseitz2634 Ай бұрын

😂🎉

@lenawagenfuehr53 Ай бұрын

Isn't that his father-in-law?

@MaijaKarklins Ай бұрын

Will his caddy have a job in this administration too?

@ldark1773 Ай бұрын

Hilarious!

@CooperMarketingUnlimited Ай бұрын

Marco better not get on Trump's bad side. He'll get deported. 😂

@dong9514 Ай бұрын

To Munchkin land?

@MariePanimdim Ай бұрын

@@dong9514 👍😉😻

@MariePanimdim Ай бұрын

It's so weird that you can hate someone and say it out loud and few years later you're going to be a little boot licker? Shame 😼

@andrewkolb6309 Ай бұрын

We won't miss him

@elebenty5709 Ай бұрын

@@MariePanimdim in other oddities, Vance.

@annebolduc6395 Ай бұрын

Pass 😂😂😂 You cannot not LOVE this Colbert guy 💙💙💙

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Ай бұрын

Thanks Donald - after Noem's appointment not only is every immigrant in America trembling in fear but so too every puppy.

@alex35agm Ай бұрын

Anyone with a Chihuahua should be very worried.

@mawavoy Ай бұрын

@@alex35agm😂😂😂

@Kamala-WillieBrown Ай бұрын

Be nice to cats and dogs! They eating the … and …!

@dianevanweelie5233 Ай бұрын

She was likely the one eating the dogs and cats.

@roscoemuttley Ай бұрын

She cannot train a dog how to behave, so she got "tired of it" and just killed it. Now, she will have one of the largest budgets and reach in America. Homeland Security is huge

@nyerineu3388 Ай бұрын

'Himmler' for Dept. of Concentrations Camps! Oh, Stephen Miller has that position filled!

@oulibemusic1257 Ай бұрын

This guy already looks as if he had teenagers chained in his basement

@suzannegagne8692 Ай бұрын

He’s Jewish….

@carolannpacificadam1944 Ай бұрын

He actually reminds me of Himmler.

@bernadettematera-stacey1982 Ай бұрын

He looks so scary!

@thomasb.2699 Ай бұрын

Not much difference

@moonstoneway2694 Ай бұрын

We’re all just a wee bit hyper jumpy. 😂😂😂 Thanks for the solid “Pass”.

@Trashette1 Ай бұрын

Thank goodness for you in these dark times! :)

@bayridgebull1221 Ай бұрын

trump won💙😂😂

@melindamorgan4879 Ай бұрын

Good grief. You liberals act like a family member died! 🙄🤦‍♀️

@Trashette1 Ай бұрын

@@bayridgebull1221 Too bad you lost! :)

@bayridgebull1221 Ай бұрын

@@Trashette1 nope, he’s gonna end the russian war(:

@brenrenn8306 Ай бұрын

My Canadian family, friends, and other relatives are nonstop. Texting me, asking me how I can possibly live in this insane country anymore, they can’t believe the element that has taken over this democracy, I just say believe it, and we are rethinking our loyalty.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Ай бұрын

Rethinking? 🙄 You're "thoughts and prayers" come to life....