The Madness Of Defending Roy Moore

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@BladeWinters
@BladeWinters 7 жыл бұрын
Is this just all of Alabama now? Excusing someone's behavior with "1st rate" answers like: "I know he didn't do it because he said so." "I believe he didn't know because neither did I." "So what if he did do it, I would have done the same." "He could be the devil but he has my support so as long as he supports my agenda." , and "Look at all the people who haven't accused him of crimes."
@soni8995
@soni8995 7 жыл бұрын
BladeWinters It's disgustingly unfathomable.
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 7 жыл бұрын
BladeWinters if I were a young girl living living in Alabama I'd be terrified. They're basically saying it doesn't matter what happens to these girls. It's very sad.
@DeathlyTired
@DeathlyTired 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, there's a hardcore that will enable any obscene behaviour for political expediency. The people of Alabama are more nuanced than they are painted though, and reducing them to base stereotypes is a large part why the Dems can't win there - they call it, with some justification, 'elite liberal values'. Here's a thread of on-the-ground reporting that shows normal Alabamans responses to Moore: twitter.com/VaughnHillyard/status/938094599364661254
@chippychin
@chippychin 7 жыл бұрын
We will know for sure when they are done voting.
@rasjeff1
@rasjeff1 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot "If he did do it, it's okay, cause it's in the bible"
@jesterssketchbook
@jesterssketchbook 7 жыл бұрын
"We want stopping crime. Which is definitely a sentence. Believe me."
@paulhan1615
@paulhan1615 7 жыл бұрын
What did you expect? He's a guy who defends a rally that was holding Confederate and Nazi flag, the flags of which who were engaged in an all-out war with America and carries on with the bullshit "America First".
@mistacoz
@mistacoz 7 жыл бұрын
Patriotic Pepe nah sorry Pepe we won't leave Nazis out of it until they've either had some sense punched into them or been shot. Thats what you do with Nazis.
@christiansomers4188
@christiansomers4188 7 жыл бұрын
Sexual assault is not a crime according to the Don.
@DPowered2
@DPowered2 7 жыл бұрын
Its a great sentence the best sentence its the best sentence believe me i know sentences im very smart so smart i went to college the best college
@KathrynsRavens
@KathrynsRavens 7 жыл бұрын
Bigly
@bellesogne
@bellesogne 7 жыл бұрын
A note to all the conservative "Christian" voters and the members of Congress who keep making deals with the devil and choosing party over country - eventually the devil will come to collect.
@wpl6661
@wpl6661 7 жыл бұрын
Our deficit for this year was 666 billion. Coincidence?
@Windrake101
@Windrake101 7 жыл бұрын
"His smile fair as spring, as towards him he draws you His tongue sharp and silvery, as he implores you Your wishes he grants, as he swears to adore you Gold, silver, jewels - he lays riches before you Dues need be repaid, and he will come for you. All to reclaim, no smile to console you. He snare you in bonds, eyes glowin' afire. To gore and torment you till the stars expire."
@GrahamChapman
@GrahamChapman 7 жыл бұрын
Pffft, naaawh, as long as they beg forgiveness before the devil comes, they'll get off scot-free.
@GrahamChapman
@GrahamChapman 7 жыл бұрын
*+M. Berti* Like approving of slavery? Or accepting human sacrifices? Or committing genocide?
@saulloll8547
@saulloll8547 7 жыл бұрын
bellesogne this is why I hate conservative Christian, they turn a blind eye to whatever they do wrong but are quick to point out what others do wrong.
@relative_vie
@relative_vie 7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump... I just don’t understand how he’s still a president.
@richardrhodes8216
@richardrhodes8216 7 жыл бұрын
Vie Loi and I can't understand why you think he shouldn't be president.
@RyuNoZero
@RyuNoZero 7 жыл бұрын
I think it's because entertaiment
@bigkdrman1
@bigkdrman1 7 жыл бұрын
Because it takes 2/3 of both houses to impeach and remove him. We "the people" should be allowed to have a recall election.
@NISSANZ33
@NISSANZ33 7 жыл бұрын
Give Mueller more time
@ianfindlay865
@ianfindlay865 7 жыл бұрын
Richard rhodes Well you must be dumber than you sound.
@backyardbreeze112
@backyardbreeze112 7 жыл бұрын
4:20....CREEPY. AS. HELL. If a 30+ year old needs to ask someone's mom for permission to date, that girl's too young. Again...CREEPY. AS. HELL.
@Jarnauga
@Jarnauga 7 жыл бұрын
Depends on the country I guess, if a 34 Year old asks a mother if they can date their daughter and the mother says no, over here in Germany, he can still date the daughter, the mother could file charges, and the Court could come to the conclusion that nothing illegal is happening, even if the girl is 14 Years old. Or they could come to the conclusion that it is a crime, but its pretty much up to the court to decide it on the individual case. So in that case, the parents consent is relatively irrelevant any way. Also yeah, still super weird...
@backyardbreeze112
@backyardbreeze112 7 жыл бұрын
Yikes...I really hope it's not common for a middle aged man to be sniffing around 14 year old girls in Germany. I maintain my original thought: CREEPY AS HELL.
@Jarnauga
@Jarnauga 7 жыл бұрын
Common not, at least not this kind of age gap, but at least 14/15 Year olds with people over 18 and in their twenties, is somewhat common, at least it happens and is not taken to court or anything. But its not the norm over here either. Its generally more about giving teenagers more rights and not drawing arbitrary lines how old their partner is allowed to be, if they can consent, they can consent. And its the same age at which they can be charged with crimes as a minor. Also its a difference if someone has once a relationship or sex with a teenager or if its a regular thing, like someone who is mainly interested in teenagers, that would be considered creepy here as well. It pretty much depends on the individual case over here. But its not really common, its just not frowned upon in the same way that it is in the US.
@backyardbreeze112
@backyardbreeze112 7 жыл бұрын
This is a definite No Go here. A 14 year old should not have a sexual partner. Full Stop. Certainly not one in their 20's. Same with a 15, 16 or 17 year old, imo. The average "age of consent" in America is 16. That is not to mean that a 16 year old dating a 30 something would be anything short of alarming, but it was put in place so that if a 16 year old has consensual sex with a 17 year old, the 17 year old doesn't end up in jail.
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
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@Ritapita73
@Ritapita73 7 жыл бұрын
I live near Flake's office. I might not flip it off the next time I pass by. He did the right thing. Kudos.
@manasvegi4170
@manasvegi4170 7 жыл бұрын
yes, that was a freakin' amazing statement!
@sprybug
@sprybug 7 жыл бұрын
Yep, but I would love to talk to him about the tax plan and the attempt at the AHCA.
@ZergrushEddie
@ZergrushEddie 7 жыл бұрын
Flake sending 100 dollars to a democrat, saying "country over party" after voting for the tax plan and trying to get rid of the ACA and actively announcing that the GOP should confirm Merrick Garland the day after a Clinton win to avoid a more liberal judge and supporting Trump after the win and... it just doesn't exactly make him "a good man with morals" and instead pushes him more towards "snake who realizes that the other snakes are closing in on him." As one of his constituents, I feel the need to say "fuck that guy."
@aurora5481
@aurora5481 7 жыл бұрын
How sad it is that saying "I don't support a paedophile" is something worth an applause nowadays.
@atirx7317
@atirx7317 7 жыл бұрын
Ritapita73 would you have flakes did was the most infantile pettiest and dirtiest thing I've seen in a long time. Also the stupidest thing. Jeff Flake and the GOP puts party above the country all the time now. How childish !!!
@lapland123
@lapland123 7 жыл бұрын
Me: "Mr Moore do you want to stop crime?" Moore: "Yes" Me: "do you want to stop sexual harassment of minors?" Moore: "Well, there is a point in time when we as a nation bla bla bla ...morals ... bla bla bla.... the bible..... bla bla bla"
@ralphbernhard1757
@ralphbernhard1757 7 жыл бұрын
Yup....
@seanrector5264
@seanrector5264 7 жыл бұрын
Your Honor, Despite my robbing one store, there are a whole bunch of other stores that are non-burglarized; why aren't we talking about them? 🤦‍♂️
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 жыл бұрын
USA, as a concerned and baffled foreigner observing the going ons in your country today, I have this to say: - you are starting to look like a Horror version of ' Idiocrazy ' !
@Gorilla_Jones
@Gorilla_Jones 7 жыл бұрын
camelshit I agree and I weep for my country.
@jensen1901
@jensen1901 7 жыл бұрын
welcome to our hell, 30% of the country is in a deep cult thanks to Trump and Fox "News."
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 7 жыл бұрын
camelshit trust me, we don't understand what the hell is going on anymore than you do and many of us are losing our damn minds day by day due to this Trump era of politics.
@samhugh4965
@samhugh4965 7 жыл бұрын
Every morning when I wake up the first thing I do is pick up my phone and check to see if Trump is really the President. Then I know the nightmare is reality.
@vilecrocodile9171
@vilecrocodile9171 7 жыл бұрын
I thought you all were moving to Canada? What are you still doing here?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
@AngryKittens
@AngryKittens 7 жыл бұрын
"Blame the mommas. They lied about their daughter's ages when I asked them." - Roy Moore
@userisnamed2190
@userisnamed2190 6 жыл бұрын
Second Sight have the malls also said they only banned him mistakenly?
@elmerfuddgantry8946
@elmerfuddgantry8946 7 жыл бұрын
"We want stopping crime." Then shouldn't he support Moore's opponent, who was a successful prosecutor, and managed to do his job without stalking and molesting teenagers?
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 7 жыл бұрын
Elmer Fudd Gantry, THANK YOU & GOD BLESS! When 'dear leader Kimchi' first said/tweeted that Jones was 'soft on crime' I really did roll my eyes so far back it wasn't pretty! Um Gee, SUCCESSFULLY prosecuting members of the KKK for a bombing when I was only 3 years old, that murdered four young black girls, in their church is 'soft on crime'? Peace.
@elmerfuddgantry8946
@elmerfuddgantry8946 7 жыл бұрын
Thankyou, I do what I can. Douche a l'Orange clearly thinks that prosecuting white supremacist child murdering terrorists is not the type of "want stopping crime" he is interested in.
@elmerfuddgantry8946
@elmerfuddgantry8946 7 жыл бұрын
I'll do my best.
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
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@mentalbreakgaming3102
@mentalbreakgaming3102 7 жыл бұрын
Elmer Fudd Gantry well you see the issue here is you're assuming they have basis to their insults, they would insult rice for being too black if it was liberal, molasses for being too fast, shortcake would be too tall, etc. come up with your own.
@GambianBankai
@GambianBankai 7 жыл бұрын
Just throw the whole state away. Jesus
@RealityIsTheNow
@RealityIsTheNow 7 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of decent folks down there. Don't forget, Moore's rival is polling nearly equal to him. Something like 1/4 to 1/3 of Alabama are actually human. Don't forget about them.
@kacibjordan
@kacibjordan 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!!
@shmackedmuffins7948
@shmackedmuffins7948 7 жыл бұрын
Build the wall! Build the wall! Build the wall!
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
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@SkylaneGuy
@SkylaneGuy 7 жыл бұрын
Shmacked Muffins - Yes, please build it around Alabama
@artcan3829
@artcan3829 7 жыл бұрын
She actually pointed to "non-accusers" as an indication of innocence?
@luinthoronytb
@luinthoronytb 7 жыл бұрын
I really love how it's "a group of non-accusers" - she's so good at making it sound like there's only a small group of women left who have not yet been targeted by him...
@_jelle
@_jelle 7 жыл бұрын
America logic: "we want to stop crime" > * proceeds to elect criminals *
@DakkhonBlackBlade
@DakkhonBlackBlade 7 жыл бұрын
Alabama.........no need to say anything else imo.
@deathdealerdemocrat5072
@deathdealerdemocrat5072 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen you're a sick funny shit!! I love how he mocks agent orange.😄
@Leandro-te9tu
@Leandro-te9tu 7 жыл бұрын
meh... the same joke over and over again. “TRUMP” *audience gasps* “Is bad” *audience erupts in laughter*
@thorthethundergodmjolnirst3341
@thorthethundergodmjolnirst3341 7 жыл бұрын
Burnin Colours..I think that we've got a member of the alt-right in this piece.👈.
@Leandro-te9tu
@Leandro-te9tu 7 жыл бұрын
dale edwards „Everyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi“
@TV-jn4dh
@TV-jn4dh 7 жыл бұрын
To be honest it's getting exhausting. I hope Alex Jones does something news breaking soon, Brain Fight has been the best content this year.
@deathdealerdemocrat5072
@deathdealerdemocrat5072 7 жыл бұрын
Burnin Colours your name and the fact that you would support a murderer just proves you are.
@henrydawkins3128
@henrydawkins3128 7 жыл бұрын
Roy Moore makes me ashamed that i was born in Alabama.
@taylorqueensbury170
@taylorqueensbury170 7 жыл бұрын
I was born in Decatur, Alabama and now live in Huntsville, Alabama. I am ashamed this is a news story.
@merricat3025
@merricat3025 7 жыл бұрын
Taylor Queensbury he is probably going to win. Then what are you going to do?
@merricat3025
@merricat3025 7 жыл бұрын
Henry Dawkins that's probably not a real good idea. You probably end up in prison and they just a different Republican who's like soon to be Senator Moore. I honestly can't see why anybody would vote for this man but I bet the majority do. It's in my opinion sending a horrible message to the rest of the country about Alabama. But I could be wrong because there's people everywhere that like Trump and he's horrific.
@henrydawkins3128
@henrydawkins3128 7 жыл бұрын
Merri Cat well hopefully the people in Alabama will wise up and vote for his opponent because Moore is not a real man.
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
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@nishaismail
@nishaismail 7 жыл бұрын
Other women that didn’t accuse him and not knowing their age...come on! Those are the stupidest logic in defending a predator! #areyoukiddingme 😂
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 7 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that I have a friend who fell in love with, and eventually married a 17 year old when he was 25 and he still feels guilty about even approaching her, 3 kids and 35 years later! He (and she) are happy with the way things turned out, but he realizes that he should not have done what he did back then. He has told me that if he didn't know her age, he might feel differently, but he did - the first time he saw her was in a High School cheerleader uniform. It was (as far as I can tell) the only time he ever did that, and he married her when she was 18, and he still considers himself guilty. But Moore, years older when he did the things he seems to have done has no remorse at all. And it seems that the voters of the "Christian values" state of Alabama don't give a rat's ass either.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 7 жыл бұрын
+Second Sight Bullshit. A Blog made that claim with no basis. FOX (big surprise) picked it up. That crap is rated "Pants on fire" by Politifact. What she "admitted to" was adding the date and place below the signature. It doesn't change anything.
@GazmoSin1960s
@GazmoSin1960s 7 жыл бұрын
Second Sight Fake news! Nothing but Right-wing propaganda
@zissou6928
@zissou6928 7 жыл бұрын
The Quantum Defense: 'She aint underage if you don't check'
@brittanycarter7013
@brittanycarter7013 7 жыл бұрын
I promise everyone in Alabama isn’t this stupid, Stephen!!! I’m going to do my part and go vote! I’ve encouraged all my friends to go do the same. I’m also trying to convince the republicans I know that the vote is on the 13th. 😂😂 #NoMoore!!! I love your show!! ❤️❤️
@YZ250W1
@YZ250W1 7 жыл бұрын
Good for you and thanks!
@Leandro-te9tu
@Leandro-te9tu 7 жыл бұрын
Brittany Carter Republican here. 1) I don’t believe one word of this bullshit smear campaign against Moore. 2) I’d vote for a convicted murderer before I ever give my vote to a Democrat.
@Bigolddragon
@Bigolddragon 7 жыл бұрын
Brittany Carter I would be sad about what you guys are doing if we had better politicians but...
@cinne2135
@cinne2135 7 жыл бұрын
#NoMoore Love it! And kudos to you for exercising your right to vote (soooo many folks don't; blows my mind) and staying strong instead of becoming apathetic. Good, sane, moral, educated, concerned citizen here (OP)! ^^^ Thanks for doing your part.
@alrightcomeonletsgo
@alrightcomeonletsgo 7 жыл бұрын
@Burnin Colours Moderate here. What's so bad about Democrats that you'd rather vote for a convicted murderer? (This isn't to start something, I'm genuinely curious).
@trzypak
@trzypak 7 жыл бұрын
"We want strong borders" with who? Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, and Florida?
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 7 жыл бұрын
"My parents found me under a cabbage leaf". BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@quantumperception
@quantumperception 7 жыл бұрын
What is it with these Alabama moms? Are they really okay with creepy old men going after their underage daughters? Also, I hate that no one calls these guys on the concept of "dating" underage girls; if you are also in high school, it is dating, but when you are twice her age (old enough to be her father), that is being a predator. If they are not old enough to consent to sex, then is it really a date, or is it just an old creep figuring out how to make a child his prey?
@1969JohnnyM
@1969JohnnyM 7 жыл бұрын
The GOP can no longer claim to be the party of family values and fiscal government not that those claims held much water anyway.
@Germania9
@Germania9 7 жыл бұрын
A MAGA is something I bring along to read while I take a shit.
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 7 жыл бұрын
Zedfinite LMFAO! That actually sounds like something one of my coworkers would say.
@shidelerdantheogre8487
@shidelerdantheogre8487 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a conservative republican who has viewed the evidence against Moore and it's pretty clear in my mind that he is guilty. I will not support any political candidate who is guilty of pedophilia and I condemn anyone on my side who supports him. President Trump needs to review the facts and understand that these aren't just "mere accusations" Country over party.
@JustAnotherDayToday
@JustAnotherDayToday 7 жыл бұрын
Country over party. Damn what a concept.
@jaggarcia2600
@jaggarcia2600 7 жыл бұрын
Hiaruga .... cause in his mind nothing beats "money over country."
@dodo9030
@dodo9030 7 жыл бұрын
Sorry hold on let me get my eyebrow off my phone....
@asmrgamer3266
@asmrgamer3266 7 жыл бұрын
I kept trying to wipe my eyelash off my phone, than proceeded to scratch the screen, after 4 seconds realized I was dumb
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 7 жыл бұрын
+Hiaruga That's why he is a "RINO". To be a GOOD Republican, you have to ascribe to the faith that your party is ALWAYS right! That makes siding with the party the same thing as "country first".
@FynnOliverEmonSill
@FynnOliverEmonSill 7 жыл бұрын
Yep my dad voted for Trump, and then after he won he was like I can’t believe he won. Well at least he can say he voted Republican - fucking idiot
@MAel-qh3sn
@MAel-qh3sn 7 жыл бұрын
Did Jeff Flake forgot country over party during the tax vote?
@c.a.t4607
@c.a.t4607 7 жыл бұрын
M. Ael yup... Just like McCain forgot about regular order for taxes when a few months ago it eas why he voted no on Obamacare repeal.. But rich people are soooooo opressed.. Gop = greedy old perverts looking to rape all out bank accounts...
@MAel-qh3sn
@MAel-qh3sn 7 жыл бұрын
Kenny I think I lost 90% of my respect for John McCain after this.
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 7 жыл бұрын
M. Ael, I was ALMOST ready to give him a pass for giving us the Palinator, but now... & what IS his level of competency right now, with that ugly brain tumour & the chemo with it's equally ugly 'Chemo Fog'? Still, better than Chemtrail Kelly! Peace.
@jamieh4148
@jamieh4148 7 жыл бұрын
No, I think he was the only Republicunt to vote against their tax scam.
@c.a.t4607
@c.a.t4607 7 жыл бұрын
Jamie H no that was corker that voted no. Flake voted yes
@jasonlee8501
@jasonlee8501 7 жыл бұрын
What is wrong with you America...
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 7 жыл бұрын
Strong borders? It's Alabama! Does Alabama have its own borders? Lol! Wtf? Does he even know what comes out of his mouth?
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 7 жыл бұрын
Well, Mobile, Alabama is on/near the coast of the Gulf of Mexico so... that whole Iranian Navy & their parked warships in the Gulf & all is...oh hell. They are stupid as fuck & frankly, the GOP deserves every last bottom feeder that can say the word Aye! Meh! Peace all!
@johnfrancisdoe1563
@johnfrancisdoe1563 7 жыл бұрын
ASMRyouVEGANyet? He means, if a non-Republican gets the seat, Trump wont have enough votes for his anti-immigration policies. So vote for the Republican even if he might be a scumbag. Simple, really.
7 жыл бұрын
Build a wall around Alabama to keep them away from our children. Strong borders.
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
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@quantumeseboy
@quantumeseboy 7 жыл бұрын
Muller!! Please!
@timmygiles6235
@timmygiles6235 7 жыл бұрын
your making the same mistake you make with trump. all you's are doing is talking down about moore you need to talk up his opponent or you'll be stuck with another creep in government
@ms.q7445
@ms.q7445 7 жыл бұрын
Timmy Giles thank you! Dumb people won't remember name Doug Jones if they don't hear it.
@awlthatwoodcrafts8911
@awlthatwoodcrafts8911 7 жыл бұрын
They don't need to. When they go to vote, they'll see Moore's name and know that's not who they want. Then they'll see his opponent's name and vote for them. Done.
@awesome15902
@awesome15902 7 жыл бұрын
GuiTuber Yes it should work that way...in theory, unfortunately people tend to go with the candidate that they remember, as is the case with Trump. Especially if the majority of people voting might not be well-learned, college educated people, and tend to go with their gut when voting.
@prettyevil6662000
@prettyevil6662000 7 жыл бұрын
+guituber That's actually not how it works. Name recognition gets the vote for uninformed people (which is what you'd be if you didn't know who Doug Jones was before heading out to vote). So they'll just remember 'I kept hearing about that Roy Moore fellow. He must be alright' and mark him down.
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
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@IglooDweller
@IglooDweller 7 жыл бұрын
How can you not know you're dating a teen when you're signing her yearbook?
@luciadelia5607
@luciadelia5607 7 жыл бұрын
I love you Stephen Colbert ❤️.
@jillibeens57
@jillibeens57 7 жыл бұрын
What's with this southern thing about 'asking the mama'? Hell, no adult man would have been able to get past my dad!!
@knickell50
@knickell50 7 жыл бұрын
We actually want stopping crime in the WH!
@maryelizabeth6797
@maryelizabeth6797 7 жыл бұрын
How about phoning them at school?
@GrahamChapman
@GrahamChapman 7 жыл бұрын
All of this criticism aimed at Roy Moore is great and all, but maybe some attention should be shed at Doug Jones? Y'know, encourage people to go vote for him or something so we don't get another Donald Trump situation where the despicable one has been showered with so much (negative) attention that people forget to at least go vote for the lesser evil?
@jamesonjunky
@jamesonjunky 7 жыл бұрын
GrahamChapman good point!
@donaldswamp2501
@donaldswamp2501 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is really working it
@cpt_nordbart
@cpt_nordbart 7 жыл бұрын
Make All Girls Afraid #MAGA
@zeyadsalty7922
@zeyadsalty7922 7 жыл бұрын
cpt nordbart : Really! That's what it does means? #MAGA ( Make All Girls Afraid)?
@soni8995
@soni8995 7 жыл бұрын
Z salty, it stands for make America great again. I had to look it up yesterday.
@soni8995
@soni8995 7 жыл бұрын
cpt nordbart Fck, this makes me sad.
@XtermN8RZ
@XtermN8RZ 7 жыл бұрын
"We need strong borders" ...Does Donald Trump know that Alabama isn't on a border?
@WhatSoEverThingsAreLovely
@WhatSoEverThingsAreLovely 7 жыл бұрын
Make Americans Grope Again.....#MAGA
@HylianTicipated
@HylianTicipated 7 жыл бұрын
"Don't forget to click---" **tabs out**
@awabqureshi814
@awabqureshi814 7 жыл бұрын
Hylian Ticipated You know what's as satisfying as Ship ad, and Subscribe? *Cntrl+tab*
@EClaire.1073
@EClaire.1073 7 жыл бұрын
No, they changed it!
@sprybug
@sprybug 7 жыл бұрын
I just pause it and move on to the next video. XD It's easy.
@narata1541
@narata1541 7 жыл бұрын
Hylian Ticipated Sorry, Stephen is still making a lot of money no matter what you do.
@GanguroKonata
@GanguroKonata 7 жыл бұрын
Uhh...congrats?
@ohhiitsconnor8945
@ohhiitsconnor8945 7 жыл бұрын
Looks like Stephen saw the comments about the outro
@laudenclear4220
@laudenclear4220 7 жыл бұрын
MAGA is a tagalog word, which means "SWOLLEN". LOL
@livb6945
@livb6945 7 жыл бұрын
Lauden Clear Aha. Like brains... and other organs...
@rustyshackleford5668
@rustyshackleford5668 7 жыл бұрын
If that's the case I'm pretty Maga right now
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4e8f2uYZ7SCd8U
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 7 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, that woman's right. Roy never molested me personally so I'm sure he's a stand up guy.
@asmrgamer3266
@asmrgamer3266 7 жыл бұрын
pixel girl wait what?
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 7 жыл бұрын
ASMR Gamer, I do hope you understand my comment was firmly tongue in cheek 😊
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4e8f2uYZ7SCd8U
@Wedgenet
@Wedgenet 6 жыл бұрын
Wrong: goo.gl/rTAujH
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 7 жыл бұрын
See, there are rules for courtship in Alabama. You have to ask the girl's mother for permission when dating outside the family.
@TheSirGoreaxe
@TheSirGoreaxe 7 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows Vice dating inside the family where you don't need permission.
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 7 жыл бұрын
Ikr Because she can't make her own decisions... These people are so fucking backward.
@Bearwoman11
@Bearwoman11 7 жыл бұрын
Alabama is ground zero for the GOP "pizzagate."
@CteCrassus
@CteCrassus 7 жыл бұрын
For anyone that might think that they're focusing too much on Moore's past sexual misconduct, I'd just like to point out that the Trump administration has proven that being incompetent or a retrograde nutcase are now, apparently, *positive* traits.
@Windrake101
@Windrake101 7 жыл бұрын
I support Doug Jones but know Roy is gonna win. Lets be real. The Democratic side is too concerned and obsessed with sexual allegations. Which is not strong enough to sway Religious fanatics. Should keep the allegations to a minimum right now and FOCUS ON THE ISSUES!
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 7 жыл бұрын
I'm already subscribed no need to harass me
@shahrukh.f4790
@shahrukh.f4790 7 жыл бұрын
Ry Sun stfu you are on his channel... He can do whatever he likes. If you leave noone would miss you
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 7 жыл бұрын
Harass? Are you serious? Just skip over the end. You took the time to make that stupid comment yet you can't just skip the end?
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 7 жыл бұрын
Why the two of you so triggered, did I upset you?
@prakashmcamca
@prakashmcamca 7 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4e8f2uYZ7SCd8U
@andre18762
@andre18762 7 жыл бұрын
"We want stopping crime"...wtf? Is that even a sentence
@teosweekin
@teosweekin 7 жыл бұрын
Country over party, the best thing I heard since the US election started.
@jennicaterhodes8491
@jennicaterhodes8491 7 жыл бұрын
I live in Alabama and every time I see a Roy Moore sign I want to vomit (also get me the hell out of this state)
@apophis7760
@apophis7760 7 жыл бұрын
How is trump still in office?!?!?
@DavidWTube
@DavidWTube 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for always have a positive attitude.
@wunderful1355
@wunderful1355 7 жыл бұрын
🤢
@Kira-ey5yt
@Kira-ey5yt 7 жыл бұрын
"the nibblets" and "my parents found me under a cabbage patch leaf" LOL
@xxxx85
@xxxx85 7 жыл бұрын
Also surprised to see so many people in the comments who haven't got a clue what a pedophile actually is.
@xxxx85
@xxxx85 7 жыл бұрын
This is actually the first time I've been on the receiving end of the Hillary fanclub-part of american politics, and man are you guys persistent. No wonder the Trump retards can't bother to switch back sides and just want to stay supporting Trump just to not let you have the victory when this is how you react when someone tells you that you're using ONE word wrong. I'm Swedish. I like Bernie Sanders. I hate Trump. I hate the Republicans (kind of dislike the Democrats as well though). Still, pointing out that a pedophile is someone who finds prepubertal children, and that it's a big difference between that and someone who finds a 17-year old attractive (which we as men are *evolved* to do, by the way) that's a huge no-no, only because now the Democrats stand to gain something because a Republican found a 17-year old sexually attractive. Yeah, let's make him out to be the monster of the earth, because he's a Republican. It's pretty pathetic, and it's exactly the reason why Hillary lost. Pretty sad you guys over there don't see that, and now the world is stuck with a man-child as president of the USA. You all got what you deserved. The rest of us didn't.
@Jarnauga
@Jarnauga 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I am ranting on this since the start of all these allegations. Even the news and late night shows are using the term pedophile for every single case where its a teenager, while in not one of these cases its actually a case of pedophilia. At this point, as much of a shit as Roy Moore is, I kinda want him to file charges for defamation against all these news outlets. Just because they got to learn their message. All these journalists throwing the term around....its just shocking.
@lordskeletorde
@lordskeletorde 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Thank you for replacing that outro. It's much less annoying xD
@djsherbetx
@djsherbetx 7 жыл бұрын
oh god i'm here so early i don't know the order of the monologue!
@PopoDelFuego
@PopoDelFuego 7 жыл бұрын
theguy2503 # 1st world problems
@andreasjohansson221
@andreasjohansson221 7 жыл бұрын
"It's time to come together as a nation" "over me" anyone catch that Beatles reference by jon? Smooth
@gemanscombe4985
@gemanscombe4985 7 жыл бұрын
+andreas johansson Yes - I'm old.
@Smilingbubble
@Smilingbubble 7 жыл бұрын
I don't like it when people who are already on national television ask for subscribers on KZbin
@shahrukh.f4790
@shahrukh.f4790 7 жыл бұрын
Emi Bubble lol you snowflakes he's entertaining u all and u entitled teens can't bear something that small
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 7 жыл бұрын
First world problems. Find something more important to whine about.
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should watch him exclusively on national TV, then.
@vilecrocodile9171
@vilecrocodile9171 7 жыл бұрын
Nobody watches his show
@RyuNoZero
@RyuNoZero 7 жыл бұрын
I liked the Card at the end more, it had a lasting impression, now we get jokes that get old quick
@barbraberry5303
@barbraberry5303 7 жыл бұрын
You are one of the bright spots in these dismal political times. Thank you.
@LividImp
@LividImp 7 жыл бұрын
Welp, it's official. I'm starting the "Liberals for Jeff Flake" fan club.
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Trump hasn't started calling him, "Snow Flake".
@johnnycto7576
@johnnycto7576 7 жыл бұрын
Oh show me the way to the next little girl Oh don't ask why Oh don't ask why ..... Oh moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye...
@LawrenceJohnYoung
@LawrenceJohnYoung 7 жыл бұрын
I'm live in South Carolina and I can confirm that is the unofficial state motto.
@Hoxtember
@Hoxtember 7 жыл бұрын
Oh, South Carolina, I've had a rough time living here, but why can't Stephen still be here?
@rachaelsman2
@rachaelsman2 7 жыл бұрын
Wait!
@ragtaghero84
@ragtaghero84 7 жыл бұрын
A class act as always, Steven!
@astrikhamparian2512
@astrikhamparian2512 7 жыл бұрын
You always make me laugh thank you
@snausages43
@snausages43 7 жыл бұрын
I love how a criminal is worried about someone being tough on crime.
@kaiyabou
@kaiyabou 7 жыл бұрын
This just hurts my brain. I have no words.
@disavowalf3351
@disavowalf3351 7 жыл бұрын
Dear people of Alabama, I'm from the UK and have been aware all my adult life of the cliches about people from your state...incest, marrying children, racism, homophobia, etc. Please please show the world that these cliches are not true, that you are a state of decent people, and vote for Doug Jones...the people supporting Moore and the justifications given of his deplorable behaviour are just tarnishing you further. Please show the world that you are better than that. Thank you.
@Jarnauga
@Jarnauga 7 жыл бұрын
While I agree with Roy Moore being a piece of shit. In the UK the age of consent is 15. Over here in Germany, its 14. So in that regard, we are far more lenient than the US. Of course there is plenty moore wrong with Moore and his behavior than just he general interest in teenage girls.
@disavowalf3351
@disavowalf3351 7 жыл бұрын
Jarnauga Hello, oh, I absolutely agree. His policies and blatant, despicable prejudice are horrifying...and let's face facts whoever has Trump's fulsome support must be a "bad dude". I had no idea the age of consent was 14 in Germany...it's 16 in the U.K. Take care. ;o)
@juanapalacios4045
@juanapalacios4045 7 жыл бұрын
You are very welcome, Mr Colbert.
@bioLarzen
@bioLarzen 7 жыл бұрын
"Your Honor, when accusing my client with murdering his wife, let's not forget the billions of people he most definitely did NOT murder!"
@richardgreen1491
@richardgreen1491 7 жыл бұрын
COUNTRY OVER PARTY!!! Ya damned right!!!
@albevanhanoy
@albevanhanoy 7 жыл бұрын
I had to replay 3:02 to make sure that's ACTUALLY what she said, but yes, definitely, she said that. I can't believe people could go that low.
@Maremons
@Maremons 7 жыл бұрын
1:51 Stephen: "It's time to 'come together' as a nation..." Jon Batiste: "..over me.." Such a clutch Beatles reference!
@davee7962
@davee7962 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.
@johndanielson3777
@johndanielson3777 7 жыл бұрын
'Country over party' THANK YOU
@rachaelsman2
@rachaelsman2 7 жыл бұрын
Don't delete that one!
@_jelle
@_jelle 7 жыл бұрын
"a group of non-accusers" America keeps dissapointing me...
@CarolynsRVLife
@CarolynsRVLife 7 жыл бұрын
This is disgusting... this is how our president and the Repubs feel about women.. Congrats to you.
@crystalsoulslayer
@crystalsoulslayer 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Stephen. (I subscribed a while ago, but I thought this was a good time to say that.)
@GECKman88
@GECKman88 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen: "It's time to come together as a nation!" John: "Over me" LOL did I just hear that right? :')
@vpointproductions2642
@vpointproductions2642 7 жыл бұрын
We live in a crazy world. Your right on with the humor! Makes these brighter times. We need these chumps to leave before world war 3..
@kellysullivan8186
@kellysullivan8186 7 жыл бұрын
Don't!!!!!
@willstovall4836
@willstovall4836 7 жыл бұрын
Jeff Flake should have thought about "country over party" before he voted for the GOP tax bill. 100 bucks is nothing compared to what he would have been paid for that vote, or the money he will save at the expense of working class Americans
@jasonjustice3852
@jasonjustice3852 7 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable.
@JayMiV
@JayMiV 7 жыл бұрын
Good outro.
@VirajKhedekar
@VirajKhedekar 6 жыл бұрын
1:51 "Over me" John 😂😂
@RampantArtist
@RampantArtist 7 жыл бұрын
I have never been so f-ing happy to be Canadian as I am right now. I just wish we were further away... bc when the US causes WWIII we are sadly on the wrong continent.
@bobmoney8689
@bobmoney8689 7 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! Something we can all agree on! UNITY IS THE BEST!
@CompOfHall
@CompOfHall 7 жыл бұрын
Good on you Jeff Flake. We need many more politicians to put country over party.
@jetetarro
@jetetarro 7 жыл бұрын
When a pollster tells you the public loves to hear “stopping the crime.”
@cscholar
@cscholar 7 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste, thanks for your valuable addition to this segment.
@TheactressCJ
@TheactressCJ 7 жыл бұрын
Stop using the momma excuse...you're not gentlemen. No GENTLEMAN would seek out a teenager.
@bhaminilakshminarayan1812
@bhaminilakshminarayan1812 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen has this underlying cadence in his voice that just reassures me!
@flyingllama8543
@flyingllama8543 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen: "Now It's your turn to thank me" Me: .......nothing sexual. Stephen: "Click subscribe" Me: No problem.
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