Trump Walks Back His Roy Moore Endorsement

Trump was all-in on Roy Moore's candidacy, now he's all excuses.
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[@user-uh3xr4vr7t]

72% of white men and 63% of white women still voted for Roy Moore, while 93% of black men and 98% of black women voted for Doug Jones. Let that sink in.

[@shanadir]

Fuck You of the people who voted i'm guessing. I thought alabama was mostly white at least. That's an important distinction.

[@vercoda9997]

Fuck You “In Alabama”. Two key words that you left out, which fundamentally change what you’re posting. Let That sink in.

[@Jasonblade9012]

Ver Coda to be fair for 2016, it’s was similar numbers for Trump... so yeah... I think it sank in already to the majority of us

[@dr4g0nitedive29]

The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just If you check the history books that was never the case.

[@user-uh3xr4vr7t]

Ver Coda Well, of course it's "in Alabama", it's an Alabama election. But the whole country isn't any better if that's what you meant, because otherwise you wouldn't have an admitted sexual predator as president.

[@QuarterLifeCrises]

48.4 % seriously? WTF is wrong with that state?

[@CButtonshaw]

PPARTY OVER EVERYTHING!!!

[@incognitobandito2677]

umm... who cares about what the guy did 30+ years ago... we want to push an agenda by the President... not have democrats hold shit up and sell America out to foreign lobbyists.

[@kivimik]

Jack Pot: made a career as a prosecutor and successfully fought for the conviction of KKK members responsible for the deaths of four black children. Incognito: if you are willing to ignore the transgressions of politicians for the sake of political expediency, you truly have sold your soul.

[@Reitz86]

The state has a large black population, yet Republicans dominate politics, rigged and gerrymandering

[@gokul922]

My thoughts exactly sister

[@tweetytweety2991]

If Steve Bannon's endorsement can turn deeply conservative ruby red state into blue then I would like him to endorse all the future candidates of Republican party PS- Thanks to all my lovely African-American ladies of Alabama. You rock girls!

[@SFK360]

I think what you said about African American ladies (I would add African Americans in general) is the much bigger key here. Sadly, the majority of white voters still voted for the pedophile. Maybe the Bannon endorsement did just enough with white voters, but it's still pretty disturbing.

[@kiriakoz]

James Jackson it's an inditement of your education system that a cretin like Bannon can influence so many if that's the case.

[@PCtransplant]

Dubjax 22 All Americans deserve better from our politicians.

[@brian554xx]

"You rock girls!" was an allegation against Moore. It is very different from "You rock, girls!"

[@toadjiang7626]

Bannon is basically a guy who won the lottery once, and now he thinks he can win it every time, he will keep playing until he loses all the money he won.

[@bleh329]

It’s disturbing so many people voted for Moore. But still, yay.

[@brendan5065]

@@jameswilcock6648 I now this is two years ago. Just have to say I love that Bleh didn't even give you the F**king time of day. So obviously baiting the guy to get into it with you. f**king laughable

[@MrBoondock1]

This rebellion was built on hope ✊

[@auralangst6177]

The grammar on Trump's first tweet suggest it was not Trump that wrote it..

[@puntabachata]

Aural Angst Maybe a second grader (or a white sixth grader from Alabama).

[@catherineleary9462]

Aural Angst There is no way in heck he wrote it.

[@TheSatan222]

joeconsumer or your mom

[@Jasonblade9012]

Let’s salute the genius of Bannon to help on electing a Democrat in Alabama!

[@chantellevelazquez4503]

haha you funny and correct

[@billy-joes6851]

Jason Blade Word to Bannon's momma

[@Myahster]

"Luther Strange" ? What is that, a supervillain name?

[@alainarchambault2331]

Is he a doctor? If I had that as a last name, that'd motivate me to get a doctorate.

[@LambruscoPeter]

I thought it was the singer of Visage

[@OoMASEoO]

Bebe le Straaaange -Heart

[@Chunkboi]

Steven Strange’s long lost evil twin?

[@Nikanaiko]

Yeah, you know, Dr. Lex Luthor Strange.

[@kimjongfun5427]

I hear there's a new surge of hiring for Alabama shopping mall securities ever since yesterday Moore's defeat.

[@johnwayne3101]

Kim Jong Fun just your picture alone says your hatred for AMERICA. Show some respect for the fallen you piece of shit!!

[@longclaw22-72]

John Wayne He's making fun of the Korean leader you idiot

[@EvertGuzman]

John Wayne Dumbass

[@longclaw22-72]

rambull Jr Please stop projecting, thank you.

[@Snowfoxie1]

To paraphrase Meghan McCain, whose father I campaigned for in 2008... "Suck it, John Wayne." My family's been serving in the military since WW2. I come from a long line of veterans. Kim Jong Fun's pic is super funny and you're just trying to score points by pretending you care about veterans. Stop virtue signaling. Military personnel and their families HATE it.

[@scigra1133]

Dammit, I was eating breakfast when you showed Steve Bannon's picture.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

it's not a great way to lose weight. Just saying...

[@VioletMovingPictures]

It was ridiculous when Stephen claimed that Roy Moore called Aladdin the "perfect date movie." Roy Moore would never take an underage girl to see Aladdin. The movie has too many Muslims in it.

[@nope_no_nunya.]

dogsinthecathouse 😂

[@irishprice]

Lolololol

[@AdveturousScales]

Exactly!

[@swunt10]

there where no muslims at that time. islam came later.

[@VioletMovingPictures]

Mar kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZC2iWB8nr2VgdU

[@taraaliyeva1813]

That TWEET is wayyyyy toooooo eloquent Impossible for trump to have composed it.

[@MrLegoman65]

Tara Aliyeva that actually took his entire office to right the first few words then they just stole some stuff from other more skilled writers and politicians

[@UnoriginallyInclined]

love donald trump's ministry of truth stuff. Deleting tweets to make himself always right. Just wow

[@eriojeda1988]

"Think of the children 😌 " - Roy Moore

[@alexiatr]

🙏what? 😕ewwwww 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@stevenshar1233]

Now that's scary

[@troublefollows9986]

Bannon look like darth Vader with the helmet off...

[@alfatazer_8991]

When The Emperor looks at his wrinkled face in the mirror he thinks "Could be worse, at least I'm not Steve Bannon"

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

it's uncanny. Cannot un-see...

[@XJarhead360]

Nah, he looks like a disheveled drunk as described by (R) Rep. Steven King ( have I got the first name right?).

[@BettyBettyBoBetty]

Love from Australia....congrats Alabama - a little sanity at last

[@KrazyKawiZX6R]

I am beginning to think that Trump stopped putting .... In his tweets because of Stephen Colbert always making fun of them with "Dot, dot, dot, dot dot!" 😂😂 Someone should make Trumps tweets great again so I can lmao at Stephen when he makes fun of them.

[@ourkeving]

I think it's because his character limit was increased.

[@djburner]

It's a shame that the world can't still seeing how an IVY student and the POTUS doesn't understand how to use the ellipsis...concept.......or hoW TO capitalize worDs, or spellink, or punctuation!......WhatsO*!ever!!!?!!'s..( . ) ( . )......But this is not due that he's learned something new about punctuation, instead this is just that the guy has more characters at his disposition. Blame Twitter on this one because Trump's ill-educated English grasp and shameless behavior still there for sure. Greetings.

[@reddnuckles]

Robo call got me. Colbert has jokes for days.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@palsp666]

Am I the only one who's waiting for him to say dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot?

[@juliesevilla3950]

This could not have been written by trump if there is no dot dot dot

[@unodos149]

That's how ya know a tweet didn't come from Trump himself... when it has no "..."s

[@malahammer]

Bring back the 140 character text. We want dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dots!

[@showlett33]

possibly yes

[@alainarchambault2331]

@Paul Furey Yep Twitter doubled his vocabulary. Not gonna see as many dots any more.

[@takatamiyagawa5688]

Aladdin? That reminds me, that movie included a high-ranking politician attempting to marry a girl under 16 and less than half his age.

[@Theproclaimed]

Takata Miyagawa but she ended up with the poor 18 year old

[@alexiatr]

Takata Miyagawa Roy Moore's favorite. It reminds him when he met his wife when she was fifteen and he was on his thirties, how romantic. 😕

[@billy-joes6851]

Takata Miyagawa and the friendly cute old Sultan lol

[@catherineleary9462]

Alexia Tr Eww LOL.

[@aquaperro]

How long before Trump says that was not his voice on the robocall?

[@christopherscotts5797]

I actually didnt record it, they just used clips of my voice cause I was busy working

[@adrianatsai8308]

As a woman I still can’t believe he still got 48% of the vote. It is impossible that all man voted him, so what’s wrong with the ladies in Alabama?

[@Iam2flycam]

Sharon Tsai white ladies.

[@danieljackson3619]

Iam2flycam awa Your racism didn't go undetected.

[@MunkyDrag0n]

Science Fiction Double Feature It is time the rest of the nation drags them kicking and screaming into the next century.

[@OP-1000]

Stepford wives.

[@BobSmith-pm3wx]

Some people happen to base their votes on more than just "did this person have sex with underage girls," which your average man would be more than happy to do if the consequences weren't so dire. The voters might actually, you know, consider them as a politician, and not as if he were a potential boyfriend.

[@MrBoondock1]

Black Women saved this election ✊

[@HOTD108_]

BLACK WOMEN BROKE NEW GROUND!!!

[@Maremons]

Just wanted to point out that Jon Batiste played a tag of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin at 1:33

[@antoinewille890]

Ah yes, well spotted! :)

[@showlett33]

so? and? pfff! meh!

[@puddlemini]

he's always quick with that. people dont appreciate him and he's not utilized well on the show :(

[@trnharris]

puddlemini He's amazing

[@fidorover]

*_The Gadsden Mall -- Gadsden, Alabama -- December 13, 7.33 pm_* P.A. ANNOUNCER: Attention, shoppers. We regret to inform you that Roy Moore has lost the election for US Senate. But not because we were rooting for him or anything. No, we regret he lost because he's now gonna have all kinds of free time… the kinda free time to -- oh, let's say -- hang out at the mall and chat up teenage girls all day. So if you happen to spot Roy Moore, please alert security at once. If you do not know what Roy Moore looks like, just imagine if an old man bought his entire wardrobe at the Dodge City Kmart. Also, if you ARE Roy Moore, please stop harassing mall management to convert our Forever 21 store into a Forever 16. It ain't gonna happen, Roy. Anyhoo, we thank you for shopping at the Gadsden Mall, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and… wait, hold on. _(no audio for 3 seconds)_ Uh, I'm just getting word that a drunken Steve Bannon is in the mall… beating up Santa Claus… and lecturing little kids on "the job-stealing horrors of globalism." Geezus. That's it… I'm moving to a more progressive state. Mississippi, here I come!!

[@fidorover2]

LMAO! Well done.

[@ohwowitsthatguy9154]

fidorover Fantastic bit of writing.

[@shewillsmash]

As someone from Gadsden can you guys stop joking like this it's not fucking funny. Pedophilia isn't a joke and shouldn't be treated like one.

[@billyboy6028]

Might be time to get the hell out a there! I not joking.

[@fidorover2]

Anna Connell No one is laughing at pedophilia. People are laughing at Roy Moore to mock him, because he is a despicable POS human being.

[@unrulycrow6299]

It's only my opinion, but as a white European, I find it disheartening that only 30% of white voters chose Doug Jones. Then again, I'm just a European and am not fully aware of all the stuff that's going on in Alabama. But still... Will the African-American people of Alabama be at risk after that?

[@SandraNelson063]

African Americans are ALWAYS at risk in the US!!! A lot of police departments like to point their guns at black children to see what happens. Killing black people isn't really a crime in some areas. Heck, killing black people is almost a sport. Black children learn early to steer clear of the police. The police aren't there to protect THEM, they are there to hunt them. For black people, worrying about getting to vote is pretty small potatoes. When you have to worry about the police hunting you down for fun, voting takes a back seat.

[@RzzZZa]

No, we have SHOT GUNS. We wish a mutha fukkah would!

[@regmunday8354]

Roy Moore - soon to be appearing in his Toy Story cowboy suit at a kids party near you, trying to show everyone his 'Woody'.

[@TheEqualizer-iw1bz]

Even scarier if he dresses like a clown and no one can recognise him under the clown makeup!

[@airfoemoe]

Haha, this is also a big fuck you to Jeff Sessions. I bet he never thought his seat would be lost to a Democrat.

[@ninapatterson1112]

Reginald Regency This made my day.

[@annieparker4738]

I want *NO MOORE* Trump, 'Teach Me How To Dougie', Alabama!

[@B0Sajwah]

Annie parker cringe

[@xenithil1750]

Brilliant post hahaha

[@dragon53777]

I felt no cringe, only an urge to go HELL YEAH lol

[@TorchbearerOfReach]

That's one Trump yes man down. Also hats off to the McCains for denouncing Bannon. But it's still not over yet, the battle for Net Neutrality is around the corner, time to make it into a one-two punch.

[@rosemarywilliams9969]

48.4 vs. 49.9 Really? yeah my glass is still half full on that one! but I guess one person can make a difference...

[@hiphopesq]

"It is the best thing African-Americans have done for Alabama since they built it for free." Line of the year!

[@ElenasDad]

NO MOORE TRUMP

[@supersecret4899]

I think I have hope too... it's weird feeling it after all this time

[@dragon53777]

It's like jumping back into that pool of water and expecting to drown almost again but this time you magically float and feel ok.

[@Lommy9999]

Super Secret >> Hope? 70% of white voters voted for Moore. The black voters are the only ones saving this country from turning into hell.

[@josh_yep.]

All what time? What's been going on?

[@xy6845]

Super Secret It's been decades, right?

[@thehellyousay]

oh, like americans know what despair feels like.

[@scorpioninpink]

Doug Jones won. Let us celebrate that because a decent man who prosecuted KKK members who killed 4 little girls and a bomber during the 1996 Atlanta Olympics.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

man is brave. Stand-up guy. Not like his critic, Donnie "Bone spurs" Trump

[@overthemoon9941]

U trying to be funny..it was Birmingham Bapt Church bombing sept 15, 1963..that killed the 4 young girls with horrific bomb. And even worse it was Youth Day at Church...beyond sad.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

jeez I hope it was just a mistake, not a weird form of trolling. I was so tired when I posted I didn't even absorb the details, even though I know the story. Let's just take it as a mistake...

[@danalynn2580]

Trump didn't write that tweet. The grammar was correct.

[@chrisjacksonuk]

No way trump wrote that first tweet ! 🤔 but the others hell yeah 😂

[@juanapalacios4045]

Colbert even without speaking your funny . hahahaha! !

[@maxheadroom3839]

His Trump impersonation is the best.

[@Jasonblade9012]

It’s over for trump. He doesn’t know it yet but it’s a matter of months now even weeks

[@Jasonblade9012]

jude jackson just think about that logically and you will see that it is over. He will not finish his first term

[@brendashelonko2149]

I wish it were so. But you are over estimating the moral intelligence of Trumpians. And we Democrats need new leadership and better marketing of our ideals.

[@marysharkey1503]

Jason Blade, I think you are right. He's finished.

[@gtfffv]

There's no way Trump wrote that concession tweet

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

gtfffv Lol I wonder if Trump's lawyers and PR people have taken his twitter account away.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

+Phil given the next one I'm afraid not. But maybe, one day...? #HOPE

[@faawks]

I thought Trump couldn't delete tweets due to the Presidential Records Act.

[@wilfrido1lora]

Faawks he can delete them all he wants they're all being stored and recorded

[@gwen3010]

He deleted from his account but it's being reordered for the archives for future generations so the future will see the dark times under this administration and wonder how this happened and hopefully not repeat it!!!

[@megfunful]

Bravo African Americans.

[@swapanjain892]

Trump's impression is still the funniest

[@gametimewithjamie]

SWAPAN JAIN fuck off you dirty packy

[@dielfonelletab8711]

good one, you taught him..... /s

[@victormendoza871]

I fucking shook my fist in celebration that moore lost

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I'm in Australia but even I got how significant the Dem win was - for the future. So, I did the same...

[@3finger10]

Dumbass.....

[@AegisEpoch]

1:56 THANK YOU, please point out that doug should have won by double digits instead of fractions so people dont get lazy.

[@DarkLight753]

It's 2.40am in the UK and I'm on a Colbert binge session. I gotta stop but it's too funny.

[@briannabush8354]

Black women did that 👏🏽👏🏽

[@joshuagarner1654]

Brianna Bush about time they did something

[@brngsh5549]

Gernot Hassknecht He's off to celebrate his victory of 'trolling KZbin' with his friends in mom's basement.

[@Jerricola2]

That feels good right there.... i'm not Jewish but i'll take it, happy Hanukkah, what a present.

[@Drace90]

Trump just said the deck was stacked against the republican candidate... in Alabama!

[@misterperez459]

You're very welcome Mr.Colbert. And thank you for great information & laughs.

[@guyinthechat9533]

"I need an Orange Julius" -Roy Moore after his loss

[@rohypnotist6263]

Steven should read these Trump tweets with that slur from ow on . Just act as if your dentures are about to drop on the floor Steven .

[@HesteBremse]

Net Neutrality !!!!

[@wendyfriesen4618]

Love your monologues, Stephen...keep 'em comin'!

[@MrBoondock1]

🍊 👔 👐 God Blesh The United Shashs

[@qwa1986]

StamperTV lol

[@PurushaDesa]

StamperTV First time I saw that I PMSL. " _I blew up the Middle East! Now watch my dentures fall out!_ "

[@MrAllesEd]

Whuhahahahaha

[@DreamPen]

There are villains whom you hate for being despicable and unapologetic about it, for being so completely self-UNaware of their flaws, and hypocrisy, and sins, all the while claiming to be holier-than-thou. And YET, there are villains who drop their convictions and position when it's losing, who neither have the depth nor the spine to own up to it, just to save face and pretend they're "winning". You can give at least some respect to the former for their boldness; the latter is just pathetic.

[@robertrijkers5163]

Trump is starting to sound like ISiS.... taking credit everywhere

[@jeffwillis3466]

Always Hilarious! Keep em comming.

[@LG-ej7pf]

😉Thanks for the belly laugh! A great stress reducer after a stressed filled day at work. I Can't help it but watch it rerun over again! 😅😁🤣

[@channelforpositivitylunder9385]

Trump does not like to associate himself with "losers" :o

[@ugonnambonu769]

That Aladdin burn damn

[@emckethern]

I was in line 45 minutes voting in Montgomery, Alabama but I cast my vote Tuesday and it was an amazing turnout!!! Congrats Doug Jones!!!

[@alexlandherr]

At 3:18, “the wonder corpse Steve Bannon ” 😂😂😂

[@HelloThere-xs8ss]

Yeah, that margin is hilarious. In a very bad way.

[@iliyag.k.51]

Best NOT joke ever

[@vincentkrommenhoek7431]

Awesome show Stephen... kudos!

[@kevinnyalle2420]

Hahahahaha...Sir Stephen, you are the monologue king.

[@HelgaCavoli]

Um, actually Black WOMEN voters. The amount of ladies showing up was awesome.

[@amolinya]

"Suck it, Bannon" *snaps fingers three times*

[@janelleetsitty36]

LOL... Colbert's Trump mimic cracks me up to no end ;*D

[@EL-qh9zo]

+- margin of error! killed me completely!

[@808zhu]

Awesome; he lost. Now will he be prosecuted or is he off the hook?

[@aaronclaeys7345]

___ statute of limitations is up in Alabama, they can’t charge him.

[@808zhu]

Aaron Claeys Oh no. I thought I heard there was no statute of limitations. How disappointing...

[@aaronclaeys7345]

___ Alabama did remove the statute of limitations for any sexual assault involving a minor under 16, but it only applies to crimes past 1985.

[@808zhu]

Aaron Claeys Welp. Thanks for the info.

[@shewillsmash]

Ha, ha prosecuted! Sweetie I live in Alabama, white men are never held accountable for anything here.

[@bragsdriesen1]

Don’t loose hope America 😊

[@In20xx]

Late Show thanks for making us laugh through 2017, bigly!

[@Figguz90]

He looks like al capone in untouchables in way steve talks XD awesome!!!

[@Zeknif1]

It's easy to win the black vote when your opposition wants to do away with the 13th amendment and gives special criticism to the 14th Amendment.

[@OoMASEoO]

Sokolniki No one knows any amendment other than 1 and 2. This is America we're talking about.

[@HylianTicipated]

I know people will say "everyone does it, it's KZbin". But it's called a monologue. They should be 1 video. If Colbert tells jokes in one segment, it shouldn't be broken down and take me out of the moment to click Play again. Breaks in comedy is less effective.

[@rewer]

Hylian Ticipated, maybe put a number to sort it, easier for the viewers

[@kevinbooth-]

Is this a method for gaming the Trending system? Perhaps it should be brought to KZbin's attention......

[@rewer]

Kevin Booth, not about trending system, but breaking shorter clips attract more views, most audience prefer clips less than 10min, and more clips = more ads. Plus they can know which topic audience like the most by checking the view count.

[@kevinbooth-]

And total views across videos (net views being boosted by increased number of videos) has no impact on whether something hits there or the suggested screens? Nor the increased watch time due to pre and post roll? okay....

[@evelynwashere13]

That recording was hilarious!

[@grail68]

"Monkey with syphilis" is a shockingly accurate description of Steve Bannon

[@no-orwelliandystopia]

The key Rules of Trumpism, never edmite to a defeat, never edmite to wrong doing, alway blame someone else, and never never apologize

[@jonathancampbell7798]

NO-ORWELLIAN Dystopia admit

[@Malidictus]

There's a theme in eldritch horror stories, where the protagonist sees things so unnatural and unexplainable that the only explanation is he's insane. Because the only alternative is the entire rest of the world is made of madness, and that doesn't seem right. So here I am, watching the president of the United States stack lies upon obvious lies and nobody cares. And I find myself in the same situation - am I losing my mind, or has the entire world collectively lost its shit?

[@martinschoech8156]

yes, it has. especially so in the United States. We are so discombobulated and fractious that even lies are assumed to be truth, when viewed through anger filled eyes and bigoted neurons. So much hatred was fed for 14+ years by spin doctors and manipulators of half truths, even our democratic side spun it's share of half-truths and stood shoulder to shoulder with a president who allowed his callous lecherous habits run amok. We joked and guffawed, but did nothing to ensure this form of disgusting male behavior was not allowed ever to find a safe place in the Whitehouse, but here we are again, sick with sexual harassment, sexual deviancy by those in office and running for office. It is truly a sad state of ship which plies our political seas and the people who support these pigs are just as guilty as the perpetrators for tolerating it or in the least inserting fingers to ear canals, closing eyes and singing "la-la-la," all the while pressing the yes vote for these sick people, in deference to the national identity of multiculturalism. We must all of us vote, but with measured confidence that the sick bigoted perverts and tyrants will lose, so long as we vote with our minds and not hearts nor along party lines, as they run so muddled with sludge on both sides.

[@lillililli1726]

2:25 Mr Colbert... thank YOUUUU 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@lillililli1726]

7:00 I was dead...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Not...ooooooh please I can't stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this was soooo hilarious😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@orian8837]

Happy Hanukkah guys

[@orian8837]

MsKsmith1234 shalom

[@Syogren]

Thank you!

[@timothyamaraobrien]

Mazel tov!

[@sunshinecoastsummer9261]

For f's sake why do you only get 38% turnout -- 62% can't be buggered?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

are you an Aussie? Cause if so... yeah, I don't get it either. Not like we have a choice!

[@sparklemotion1018]

+Sunshine Coast Summer Don't you see? It's a GREAT thing that 62% stayed home, and that nearly 2% of those who showed up to vote skipped the printed ballot and "wrote in" another candidate... who wasn't Roy Moore. The folks who didn't vote were registered Republicans who couldn't justify choosing a "teen squeezer," but were too loyal to their rotting political party to cast a vote for Doug Jones, Democrat. Low turnout = a win for Democrats in this case. I'm not complaining!

[@MarenAnne66]

This is so awesome! It's about time we had some great news, what a triumph!

[@eamonwright7488]

Steve Bannon looks like Baron Harkonnen from the David Lynch's version of Dune.

[@TheSuperPsychoKiller]

Thank you Black People.

[@trollmaster5668]

Thank you Charles Barkley

[@dawnoceanside7300]

I love you Stephen! ❤💙💚💛💜💓💕💖💗💘💝💞💟

[@theaurafist]

2:14 I thought someone was humming behind me. Freaked me out. WTF. XD

[@H0RnSeY]

4:00

[@bobrobert6277]

i think its disturbing that you can say how many whites and blacks voted, is it on the ballot when you vote check for white here or black here?

[@bobrobert6277]

don't get me wrong im not from the US but im glad that creep din't win.

[@ameliecarre4783]

I don't know if it's disturbing but I'd like to know how it works.

[@bobrobert6277]

the fact they can know is the disturbing part. how can they know?

[@aaronclaeys7345]

These are all exit polls, people wait outside precincts and ask people how they voted, they then compile the data across the whole state, it isn’t 100% accurate, but it is highly credible since their not asking people how they will vote but how they did vote.

[@bobrobert6277]

thanks aaron its a lot less sinister then in my crazy mind :)

[@TheDistortionVenegas]

The robot call was NOT unexpected hahaha

[@mc-vr3ui]

you are the BEST. ITS SO FUNNY

[@rysun8709]

Will Roy Moore do like Hillary and write a book about why he lost?

[@Fallenangel92100]

Ah.,Hilary- the reason trump won. SAD!

[@gusdupree9076]

can he write?

[@3rdsunstar691]

He blaming everyone but himself, just like Hillary.

[@winterhudehhjvmv1651]

Play a different tune, Trumptard.

[@lovemoviesful2]

No, he'll probably hang out more at the mall. Lol!

[@astronomicalvison3464]

I really miss David Letterman. This show has gone to crap. Not that I'm favoring Trump, trump is a complete idiot. But there is no true authentic attitudes. John Baptiste never really talks. David Letterman and his lead singer would Chit Chat like they were best friends. And Stephen Colbert just constantly sheds the light upon himself. Him and John are never on a real down to earth kind of level. This show is just weird now. And the constant one sided attack upon the president is getting annoying already.

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

Moe Aranda You wish they were more like Conan and Andy?

[@astronomicalvison3464]

I think you misread. Try reading a little bit slower next time, or at least more at your speed. I simply said Trump is an idiot. Just because I don't follow the crowd like you do, doesn't mean I have to agree with every little thing that people say. Quit being such a one-sided thinker and broaden your brain.

[@astronomicalvison3464]

Ashley James Williams . Are you usually a hypocrite in your everyday life? "Typical".... like if I was the one that called you the demeaning name first. You're a little bit backwards.. I guess that's typical in your everyday operations.

[@astronomicalvison3464]

Ashley James Williams. So it's my fault that you misunderstood something? And without reading again just to be sure you immediately called me a demeaning name. But yet you get upset when I come back and call you something demeaning as well. Do you not see how hypocritical you are? You're like the type of person that can talk all this crap to people but then when someone tells you something, you immediately try and make it seem like it's everyone else's fault. Just by having this conversation with you, I've come to the conclusion that you have some deep issues within your own mind and definitely a backwards thinker. Self-righteous is the word that defines you.

[@astronomicalvison3464]

Ashley James Williams. Your manipulative turning the table tactics are not working. Stop being a bully. It probably works on others you come in contact with. It's really not good to be that way. Embrace your mistakes and be honest with yourself, just some friendly advice for you.

[@amyalice9321]

I love his descriptions of Bannon. 👏

[@cdurantful]

Best monologue EVER!!