Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018

Describing Peter Strzok's congressional hearing as 'going off the rails' is an insult to defective trains.
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[@Mila-Nova]

"It was like few good men but with fewer good men"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@swapshots4427]

Ya, I really liked that one. :)

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

"You need your medication!" I never thought Congress meetings could be so damn entertaining haha.

[@g0679]

Strange Wayfaring Stranger ... Gohmert needs more than medication - he needs a gag, and a straitjacket. The most blatantly foolish figure on The Hill.

[@boughtbot2639]

Strange Wayfaring Stranger nobody speak, nobody gets hurt

[@likithabh3944]

The lady screaming "you should take medication" to the old sloth was the best part

[@MalenkyGoblin]

That was Bonnie Watson Coleman of New Jersey's 12th district.

[@teresalee467]

MalenkyGoblin go jersey

[@trysometruth]

I hear it like a question: "[Do] you need your medication???"

[@bigwitt187]

Don't insult sloths.

[@JayJay-xf2jf]

teresa lee Ilove a Jersey gurl ;)

[@grayace4556]

"He's slumped in his chair because he's had his ass handed to him!" LOL!

[@RogueNinja16]

When I woke up this morning I didn't expect to have a crush on Strzok by the end of the day I guess this is my new life

[@Craig806]

RogueNinja16 Lol I love how we can wreak the USA with trump but dumbass fbi guy could not do anything wrong as he would never be bias. Lmao

[@wellokayyes1266]

Here’s to hoping your standards went up since 3 years ago lol

[@TheRogueWolf]

Saying that the agent is under subpoena and threatening him with contempt for not answering? 1. He wasn't under subpoena; he'd appeared willingly and 2. The committee had allowed Steve Bannon to refuse to answer questions.

[@mayson6582]

Someone needs to make a meme with "*you need your medication*" 😂😂😂😂

[@ExperimentRender]

500 mg Gohmerts

[@ExperimentRender]

Take twice daily until nobody cares anymore. Supplement treatment with beating the horse carcass provided.

[@akira_ariga]

I just really like the guy sitting on strzok's right who is clearly saying "jesus christ" after the wife comment hahaha

[@evelynwashere13]

Valon Ariga oh you should have seen his reactions from some of the other stuff..it was hilarious!

[@shawncharles9980]

I hadn't noticed that before because every time I watch the clip, all I can look at is the eyes of the woman behind Strzok....they damn near fly out of their sockets!!

[@squashhead1374]

I agree he should t have brought his family into it the poor woman has been through enough. However it was a true statement.

[@thetimekeeper955]

+Squash Head I don't think so. While it's true that the credibility of every witness is questionable, the fact is that we have all lied about something at some point, yet that doesn't automatically prove we'd lie in a judicial setting (unless we'd been caught lying in a judicial setting in the past). I mean, I lied to my parents about eating cookies when I wasn't supposed to, but does that prove I'd lie to a judge in a courtroom? That the lie in this case was an affair is, judicially speaking, no greater a lie than if Strzok had told his wife every day that she didn't look fat in a dress when she did; neither Virginia nor D.C. have anti-adultery laws, so Strzok and Page's affair wasn't even illegal (nor was lying about it to their spouses) and the repercussions are entirely social. So Gohmert can try to argue it as a moral failing, but again, we've _all_ lied about something. He just chose the easiest-and weakest-angle of attack and ignored literally every other possibility for Stzrok _maybe_ (not even confirmed to be) withholding information or otherwise lying. It was a cheap shot made in frustration that was merely intended to throw red meat to the GOP base.

[@trnharris]

Valon Ariga SAME!! lol

[@RhizometricReality]

Its very scary. This abuse of power to undermine our legal system is disgusting.

[@docdarlin5491]

The Trumpian TeaBaggers are brazen and shameless. And willing Russian Assets.

[@RhizometricReality]

Hopefully Bob n Trey get investigated too. Clear is their complicity in the bamboozle of lady liberty.

[@mikestarfish]

Soooooooo let me get this straight this FBI agent was scared AF that Trump would become president and the corruption that would follow him and he was right AF

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

mikestarfish yup.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

If only it was just the abuse of power to "undermine our legal system", but I fear the real goal is to destroy our legal system.

[@eljoel89]

This is what fascism looks like. An FBI employee being told he can't confer with his FBI representation or his attorney during a hearing about whether said employee had opinions on one candidate's ability to do the job of being President. This has never happened in the history of the United States.

[@pkoblenz4368]

eljoel89. Exactly! These American congressmen are the most anti American I have ever seen.

[@Silvana716]

It feels a lot like McCarthyism. Utterly ridiculous that someone is being investigated for personal opinions in a private conversation. What is their intended conclusion with this mess? I don't miss working for the government.

[@rosesmith6925]

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL ENTERTAINMENT!

[@corbeau-_-]

meh, it's a sad state of affairs, really. So very childish and unprofessional on both sides.

[@DoubleT2323]

Volume 1!

[@rosesmith6925]

Tony Trenkle Jr, so glad to see that didn't go over anyone's head😂. Now waiting for Vol 2.

[@sliceoflife4220]

Rose Smith did anyone watch the whole trial? I did Canadian we are watching

[@rosesmith6925]

bryce payne, no I guess I could check it out but honestly I can only take this administrations crap in small doses. It's like living in Bizzaro World here.

[@RyanJohnson]

Our congress is an embarrassment.

[@KingBobXVI]

Correction: the Republicans in congress are an embarrassment. Say what you will about the democrats, but they're never this overtly moronic.

[@Ottts22]

it really is... sorry from Germany...

[@Entrau]

I thought ours was childish and stupid. Thanks America, now i feel better.

[@jcwoodward0629]

It's going to take soooooo many years to undo the past 2 years

[@citadelofwinds1564]

OMG, That was savage. Colbert really captured the embarrassing insanity of that farce.

[@cmillertime7477]

Honestly this was one of his best monologues. Obviously helped that the hearing was great material to work with, but he nailed it.

[@pschroeter1]

If getting through your "point of order" soliloquy doesn't win you an Emmy, nothing will.

[@richardsanchez9190]

I agree that shit was awesome.

[@nabanitabanerjee9385]

How on earth did Stephen memorise that bit? He kept turning to both sides. So cant have been reading off the prompter

[@easyflamer]

We're so blessed to have Stephen Colbert still covering politics

[@corrincobb7983]

"It was like 'A Few Good Men' but with even fewer good men. 😂😂😂

[@fineartbytuckerdempstucker7786]

Corrin Cobb 🤣🤣

[@Aku-pm8cp]

I lost it at "YOU NEED YOUR MEDICATION!!!"

[@stivaro]

Possibly one of his best monologues! lol And I watched almost the entire hearing. The Rep. Congress people were malicious, vicious and ridiculous. They threw absurd and unfounded accusation after accusation and practically never gave the agent a chance to respond. Even when they did, they cut him off constantly.

[@tafaraibayne6774]

"Do you need your medication?!"

[@TheNzFox]

Louie Gohmert attacks someone for having an affair......................does he does not know who the president is?!?

[@DrWhom]

Yah, well, that's different, hm. And his having to suck it up on the Trump side makes him more vicious where he can let it out.

[@ericandy88]

Because we have officially entered the "We have no [insert group] in our party...except them, they are special" phase of this administration.

[@Katibree]

"You need your medication!" Roflmao

[@everwhat013]

when they asked him about lying to his wife, the FBI agent should have said "I'll answer that question when the president is asked the same."

[@alib4184]

So you elected a clown and don't expect a circus? 😂😂

[@dodadagohuhsgi]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Jeudaos]

Sorry, WHO elected the clown? you say that as if RUSSIA didn't have a hand in it. Or that the ELECTORAL COLLEGE didn't have a final say in it. If you are going to take the time to comment, try not to be a moron doing it.

[@Jeudaos]

This comment thread has miss placed blame...

[@valfrancis5692]

Remember Jeff sessions testimony........NOPE I DON'T RECALL

[@Unlikely_Pirate]

I never thought I’d root so hard for a guy who cheated on his wife, but that hearing was so obviously meant to send a political message that I don’t even have time to be disgusted at his cheating because I’m so angry at the Republicans for gaslighting the investigation.

[@sandyozuna9009]

Lol we all exchange anti trump texts.

[@AmberLive10]

The jokes honestly just write them self 😂

[@Nexus-ub4hs]

I watched all of it lol, pretty intense. Strzok certainly has stamina and a backbone, balls etc. The guy behind him to our right was interesting to watch too lol.

[@kunstderfugue]

Nexus where van I watch the whole hearing? I want in in the fun!

[@samuelfrew7102]

Nexus I take my hat off to you.

[@rosecolouredglasses]

The young staffers behind strzok were fun to watch

[@danielgehring7437]

Nexus It's pretty easy to have balls and a backbone when you know you're making everyone else look like fools. ;)

[@crazyturtle1205]

The Hill had the full testimony.

[@PaleGhost69]

A full monologue? Is it Christmas already?!?

[@TheChickenx18]

Nah, he shoot two in one night... its a lil shorter than a "full"

[@priscillajimenez27]

Same thought lol

[@daverees6681]

Yay! We can all use an early Festivus, Christmas, what-have-you. cheers

[@72marshflower15]

PaleGhost69 well... it is july...

[@roberthelk6492]

It is all one topic, they never split single topic.

[@jediswordmaster123]

This might be my favorite Colbert monologue of all time.

[@nightsgrow6575]

I must have watched this video about 10 times by now. It gets even more incomprehensible by each viewing

[@wulfsaga2]

GoP : "Mr.Session please answer our question" Session : "I dont recall" GoP : "Ok..." GoP : "Mr.Storkplease answer our question" STROK: "I dont recall" GoP : "I SAID ANWER OUR CALL!! WE SUBPENOA YOU!! YOU SHOULD ANSWER!!! DONT RUN AWAY!!"

[@Kayetteb]

YOU NEED YOUR MEDICATION.

[@stephaniejames6672]

Trey Gowdy is a human Confederate flag acting as a Russian agent acting as a Congressman. Gohmert bringing up Strzok's affair while defending Trump's Russian collusion is pretty rich.

[@censusgary]

Strzok seemed to actually sit back and enjoy it while those Congressmembers were slinging the crockery at each other.

[@reginaromsey]

“You need your Medication”! No, we need several stiff drinks before we can listen to more.

[@NewMessage]

"I don't give a damn what you appreciate..." There's that civility they keep demanding, right there.

[@_JONGFIRE]

Colbert in his finest flow 🤓

[@timesplitter8040]

That shit was nuts, wow. We live in a crazy time folks.

[@gixellia8455]

I LOVE STRZOK for his private comments!!!! Hey, the fact that he does separate private and professional opinion must confuse all right-leaning people! They can not understanr such a separation.

[@docdarlin5491]

projection is all the right wing has, is all they've ever had. Louis Gohmert has a TON of sex scandals in his closet.

[@cctomcat321]

It only goes to further show you that basically only intelligent people can hold two conflicting ideas, and be aware of those conflicting ideas, with integrity.

[@deannadelmar4485]

Well said! Thank you. Where did Ethics go? Where did Truth go? Wonderful to hear the clapping at the end of Strzok speech, which was promised by the chair...then the chair tried to not keep his promise...then the chair Finally (!) allowed Agent Strzok to speak. His speech was brilliant and the instant clapping after the speech was Very Gratifying. Agent Strzok did a great job! Those trying to stand up for the rules did a great job! The GOP Love “Winning” with Russia’s help. They are doing all they can to ensure more of the same for our future “elections”. They will break all rules to “win”. Lots of Tin Soldiers in the GOP. I pray they will “ride away” very soon. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 All the kidnapped and jailed children are still not reunited with their parents. They did not keep records of family names and children. Then parents were deported without their children. Why weren’t the children and parents deported together? Where is the house investigation for these Real Crimes committed by their “beloved comrade, the trump”. Guess the GOP decides what crimes matter. Shameful. 2 Judges have made lawful rulings...a real miracle since the trump signed an executive order to fire judges who do not rule the way he wants! This is a Dictatorship! Fact Check!

[@gixellia8455]

Deanna Delmar - You got me living the way you remember it was. Thank you :o)

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Gixellia S. They indicate the presence of higher mental functions.

[@Steve27775]

OMG, it's f-ing terrifying... that the country is being run by these children, particularly the toddler in chief.

[@GloubiBoulga4All]

10:40 "You need your medications" LOL priceless and on point! Point taken

[@jkrigelman]

You missed that Mr Gowdy looks like an elderly Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.

[@deejayu1979]

jkrigelman my girlfriend said the same thing lol

[@amyelizabeth529]

Damn. You beat me to it. Although, I read George Takei's tweets recently, and he made the same observation. On the bright side, You can now go into any Supercuts and ask for the aging Draco Malfoy, aka, the "Trey Gowdy" haircut.

[@tendervittlesdoobiestein2145]

aka The Ass Clown

[@booboonpam]

his head looks like a slimy snails head

[@Lijaskurzeme]

You are being too kind imho

[@thumperpaul155]

The chairman was just trying to railroad and being an ass. "No you cannot talk to your attorney" No you cannot have a personal opinion" No you cannot have any rights.

[@KingOfMadCows]

When is Trey Gowdy going to be questioned about his bias? And is Louie Gohmert going bring up Trump's three marriages and Stormy Daniels?

[@Alcagaur1]

KingOfMadCows Gomer Louie won't be bringing anything up in front of Don-Don except his rusks and milk.

[@margarete6888]

Don’t forget his long term affair with Karen McDougal!

[@andromidius]

And who wants to bet every male member of Congress has a mistress/cheats on their wives? Its what politicians do, apparently.

[@kellyb3138]

Trey Gowdy is a republican member of congress, not an FBI agent who is supposed to be non-partisan.

[@MDonovan]

Gul911ani will defend him

[@reachtrita]

This was an awesome monologue!!

[@vikramkoodoye1418]

Man came well prepared #Confidence 😏

[@tinarussell6656]

"You can't speak to your attorney"..... wow now the FBI knows what every poor person, black person, working person, person thinking our government was "on your side" .....FEELS EVERY FREAKIN DAY.....GO Strzoke

[@biaedwards4025]

Yikes! The FBI guy, Peter Strzok's, IQ is 10 points higher than those GOP senators combined. Talk about a smack down.

[@haoxinlinying5278]

Bia Edwards to be fair it isn't that difficult when they're idiots.

[@Linknla]

That was very well done Mr. Colbert

[@tennesseekendrick4229]

Myrle haggard

[@tennesseekendrick4229]

Ben haggard

[@danielmorris4676]

This is one of Colbert's finest!

[@rsharma449]

as a american citizen doesnt strzok have the right to express his views in personal conversations.??? isnt that what american spirit is all about? freedom of speech!!

[@Sigart]

You have the right to free speech, but not the right of protection of social or economical consequences. Basically, you can say what you want, however, if anyone finds out, like, say, your boss, he's got the right to execute _his_ right to free speech and fire you. Same as restaurant owners can protest against certain government employees by denying them service, that's also exercising their right to free speech. I believe what this hearing was about, however, was the possibility that his personal opinions may have influenced his work. A loophole, possibly, but still meant the government were not questioning his right to speak freely but rather the possibility that he may have committed a form of fraud while employed by the government.

[@MDonovan]

But it was done with an FBI phone , so there !

[@LividImp]

Yes he does. This is a complete kangaroo court. This kind of thing would not have even happened under the Bush Jr. administration, and that is saying a lot.

[@seansopata5121]

Sigart when your boss is the government, it isn't the same thing. Nice try though

[@rsharma449]

so if this was a personal call in a personal phone , this would not be an issue???

[@celieboo]

The whole thing was one big embarrassment. Btw--it is not a crime to send an anti-Trump tweet. The Texas guy judging him for cheating made me laugh out loud. Have you heard of Donny Trump? Lol.

[@sliceoflife4220]

Denise R. How can people applaud this ? Two movies are being viewed here

[@wheatandtares9764]

Denise R. Leading FBI investigator says "we'll stop trump" and discussing "insurance policy" in case of trump getting elected. Yeah anti-trump tweets....not. A traitor.

[@Karlthegreat84]

+Denise R. Louis Gohmert is a hot mess.

[@pytdarlene]

I was thinking the same thing Denise. I guess ONLY Donald Trump gets to cheat and lie to his wife and be held in the highest esteem by these crooked as Republicans. Oh, and Roy Moore.

[@Dreiiii]

This was by far, and I mean... by FAR, the best Colbert bit ever. I can't handle this anymore... holy mother of god

[@kuryamtl]

Strozk fest......I giggled at that.

[@blkcatzette]

Steven that monologue was hot fire for real lol.

[@sabriele]

That Strzok dude is really badass 😂

[@NatalieWilsonDNP]

Strzok is a new American Hero!!! You just got Strzoked!!!

[@richardsanchez9190]

Hahahahah doesn't sound like it be a bad thing.

[@tzisorey]

Congress has done something I had thought impossible - they've made me side with law enforcement.

[@ShaDevil07]

Strzok is my new favourite now..

[@James92Revan]

This nightmare needs to end! NOW!!!

[@Mila-Nova]

Didnt we say that in 2016? 😭😭🤦‍♀️

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

James cheer up, Mueller IS Coming.

[@LividImp]

The best we can do is throw the bums out in November.

[@Slsmerf]

Thanks Colbert and strzok, proud to be an American again

[@kar4tube]

Colbert belted that one clear out of the park!!! Well done sir!

[@reginaromsey]

It’s so funny to listen and watch this if only it wasn’t so tragic!

[@ursaltydog]

"Trey Gowdy had his ass handed to him.. only leg and spines".... that is if he had any spine..

[@mary_j2451]

ursaltydog The first thing that came to my mind when I first saw Trey Gowdy was that he resembled the evil nemesis Draco Malfoy. The one that is always against Harry Potter in the Harry Potter Movies...👺

[@ursaltydog]

Thank you Mary! I was trying to figure out whom he resembled, but it wasn't coming to mind.. hehe :)

[@testruelove2530]

Mary_J 5 yes! That's who he remind me of!!

[@Craig806]

ursaltydog Lol I love how we can wreak the USA with trump but dumbass fbi guy could not do anything wrong as he would never be bias. Lmao

[@newstarcadefan]

At this point, Jellyfish has more spine than Gowdy ever will.

[@kevdog6425]

I'm glad l saw that hearing. It was a disaster. This is gold.

[@ericandy88]

And the thing is, it should not be this funny. Politicians are supposed to work for us & the common good, not provide entertainment (intentionally or no). However long this administration lasts, multiply that by 10 or 20 before things even begin to get back to normal. As much as we will always need an idealistic "Mr. Smith" type of politician, they will become an even more extinct life form after this. The bar has been set THAT low.

[@lypscratch]

That is the best argument I've ever seen on a television show! The people all around me are asking wtf I'm laughing at! That was completely brilliant in every way! Thank you!

[@bsarioz]

Strzok should be a comedian. He was so quick to succesfully flip any hypocritical accusations directed at him with sense of humor. The smirk counts too :)

[@123haninhk]

I need to GIF Stephen playing with the microphone like a cat 😹

[@MightandMagic88]

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[@MeredithAnne88]

Yes!!

[@TaRa0350]

I love Strzok fighting a smile at 4:14 omg. And snaps for Rep. Nadler!!!

[@ladyjae65]

You need your medication, lol...

[@lionel1963]

3 things-1.What Strzok texted? That's Freedom of Speech right there! 2. This is WAY BETTER than any courtroom movie or tv show! 3. If there was ever a reason Stephen Colbert was nominated for an Emmy, THIS WAS IT!!!

[@sampomier7548]

Y’ALL NEED YO MEDICATION

[@teslah2997]

I sooo loved when the woman Congresswoman shouted out “ you need your medication”!!!! THAT was a priceless moment in this circus we witnessed!

[@victoriaharker5436]

Can I buy Strzok a beer please? He’s amazing, intelligent, dignified & strong... you know, like America used to be....

[@Osman-Ghazi]

In a world where stupidity has become so powerful that it has become intelligence.

[@kevin-the-persian]

when knowledge is branded as elitism and ignorance is branded as the "peoples way of thinking"

[@thedhearne100]

cagatay dilek frfr

[@Enzorgullochapin]

*bread* and *circuses* ;) Putin is a good provider, indeed:)

[@normalstories8540]

I am disappointed that this statement has become a reality in this world.

[@AndyOO6]

It hasn't it's double talk, it looks like stupid but it is too keep the stupids with a smile and the opposition running after their tail in disbelief and distracted from what they need and must do to stop this. We are all looking at the stage while the real magic show is behind the curtain.

[@henrydawkins3128]

Kangaroo court. Point of order.

[@docdarlin5491]

Not well taken.

[@donnaokoniewski3761]

Love you Stephen!

[@outdoorsboy]

Who said the medication comment? That was perfection!! 👍🏼

[@rayherbst6655]

jack jones Representative Bonnie Watson-Coleman from New Jersey

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

"everything you appeal bounces off me and appeals to you" LMAO

[@socrappyicoulddie]

This was the perfect monologue for the day they got nominated for 3 Emmys. Well done. Also, who'd've thought South Carolina gave us both Stephen Colbert AND Trey Gowdy. They're the same age too lmao

[@EddieLeal]

I'm just waiting for the congressional WWF battle royal to begin at any moment. Fist flying, people being body slammed! oh yeah! lol!

[@thundergrace]

The best commentary yet on the hearings...best ever!!!..so hilarious!!😆😂😂😃😃

[@Oscar-hg1nj]

10:13 _"You need your medication!"_ 🤣

[@831mrscardoso]

That was a nice burn towards that old fool. I'd like to see Gohmert say that shit to Drumpf, he's cheated several times on his wives

[@oltedders]

Dom_90 Good lies, bad lies.

[@err0r0b0]

Oscar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joannajamerson35]

Oscar I was watching that

[@lebrandon6555]

Chilliam Ace who said it isnt?

[@loraz5343]

What does it say about the state of a country when your congressional meetings are as entertaining as a FIFA match? Holy crap what toddlers!

[@mookins45]

it's where ideas contend, it's gonna be a contentious place.

[@lostinbravado]

Perhaps that's what you need in America. Perhaps civility is wasted on these people. Perhaps they're not as brave as they may appear and by making them look the fool they are, they will rethink, reconsider, and change their minds just a little bit. PUSH BACK! Why be kind and polite to those who only wish to troll and hate? Bring a civil discussion if you want to engage. But if you want to target the strife in another mans family, well you can just fuck right off!

[@benoitranque7791]

I beg to differ. This soap opera is a lot more entertaining than any FIFA match

[@loraz5343]

Benoit Ranque Haha yes! I knew somebody would comment that when I decided to say "as entertaining"!

[@Xanthelei]

If you think this is good, I HIGHLY recommend watching some of the stuff that comes out of the British House of Commons. Talk about fucking blood matches. And at the end of it all, they still go to the pub with their adversaries after for a good time.

[@ArnoldVeeman]

Once again, George Carlin was right about your politicians (and politicians in general) it's: GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT

[@kikic4899]

ArnoldVeeman I've missed him so much since he died and I've wondered endlessly what he'd have to say about all kinds of things that have happened since then, but with everything leading up to and then following the election of this president....I have never missed Carlin more 😢

[@xGetCablex]

Kiki C Modern science needs to figure out a way to bring him back. He'd be pissed but he was like that already. If we lose Lewis Black, we're screwed.

[@kikic4899]

Breann Howell I totally agree 100% on both counts. I was so sad when Lewis Black stopped doing that regular segment on Wednesdays for The Daily Show. I wish Colbert would have him on once a month or something at least. I need his take on this insanity since we don't have Carlin....yet

[@xGetCablex]

Kiki C For real! I'm kinda surprised he doesn't have his own show at this point. Surely he's been approached by Comedy Central. If not, they're precisely as high, drunk or both as they need to be to muddle through Trump's term.

[@nicawi46]

If only they were half as intent on clearing up all the lies Jeff Sessions told during his hearing...”I do not recall.” Please!

[@eck0799]

Strzok was treated unfairly during that meeting.

[@godfathermock61788]

Agreed

[@eck0799]

Jason Milton me too.

[@gixellia8455]

Eck0 - The orange gang want him gone to get to Mueller.

[@eck0799]

Gixellia S. The orange gang needs a reality check.

[@samuelfrew7102]

Eck0 Gotta admire that gentleman's composure though.

[@sonyahannah]

Love it when Stephen does that "eyebrow thing."

[@humanoid251]

It's fun to watch Trump loving Congressman grasp at straws when they know they don't have a case and just get put in their place. "A house divided cannot stand" but you gotta admit it's kinda funny

[@ivechang6720]

Opened mouth stares of sheer outrage... wow there might be humans in that room.

[@bandit_day3169]

May you yanks have him as a president or is it too late to be hopeful yet? Because, he is one sexy looking president. Man, deserves a pay rise for just sticking it to these members of Congress. You need more people like Agent Strzok he is the way forward, I thought the FBI was a joke but he proves to me that the FBI is an amazing organization with a passion for what they stand for. Nice to see someone have a backbone to stand up for what's right and fair. Next thought, who the hell else on Mueller's team if this is just one guy! Like oh my lord, can't wait for the end

[@Xanthelei]

For one, Mueller himself. When I heard they put him in charge of this (and that he came out of retirement to get the job done) I couldn't place why that made me happy. Then I looked him up and remembered where I'd heard of him before. He did an excellent job before retirement and before this was one of the most respected FBI agents still alive. Even the Republicans who hate him now were happy to hear he accepted the job. Guess they didn't think he'd uncover anything - which is stupid as shit, the man has always been thorough.

[@RockBandRS]

Xanthelei It's funny, Mueller is registered Republican. So, I think Republicans hoped Mueller would be as horrible as them and put party over country. Unlucky for them, he has integrity and will put country over party. On top of that he's a well respected investigator.

[@Xanthelei]

Yup, and he was one of the Republicans that held my respect as I started into the world of politics (as a citizen, pretty sure I'd be kicked out for being too blunt) in the Bush era as a staunch not-Republican. Thing is, I can handle having differing views of where the country should go, but not of what and where truth and facts are or come from. Mueller has always held truth and fact over politics, and seemed to want above all else for actual justice and truth, and that's why even those who disliked his personal stances respected him. He never let his personal bias override doing his job with integrity. Even when Bush was President, that seemed like a rare thing. Now he seems to be practically a unicorn... All I can hope is he's taken where the party is personally and is rounding up as much of the corruption as he can in one fell swoop to kick them out of power.

[@newstarcadefan]

RockBandRS well Mueller has something that Trump, and now this Republican-lead congress has...honor, courage, and commitment. He did serve in Vietnam the same as John Kerry, Chuck Hagel, and John McCain.

[@Conker.]

Mueller has something that Trump, and this Republican-lead congress Never had..

[@joedavenport5293]

Damn, Strzok's lawyer must be the Rock because he laid the smackdown on the GOP. You go on with your bad self.

[@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331]

Stephens point-of-orders was the highlight of my week

[@albevanhanoy]

Gowdy is a conspiracy theorist. End of the line.

[@lucindawaugh3945]

Albe Van Hanoy Gowdy is a jerk...plain and simple

[@brendaharrup5706]

Lucinda Waugh and he looks like an unhatched bird with the brains to match

[@chipdouglas4453]

Lol trump colluding with the russians is a conspiracy, you sound the same as republicans 😂😂

[@HughJorgan1]

Albe Van Hanoy, ..is it a 'conspiracy theory' to ask a lead FBI investigator why he put his love for Hillary in writing...and said in the summer of 2016 (and I quote): "We'll stop him". The "we" being the FBI and "him" being candidate Trump. Please tell me how this can't be deemed just a bit conspiratorial?

[@lumen8341]

so if you and your lunch break buddies play "F***, Marry, Kill" in the break room, it's proof that your entire company is involved in a conspiracy to murder and subvert the free will of three people? of COURSE people in the FBI have their own politics. what's conspiracy-theory about all of this is how you knuckleheads seem convinced that two brazen young government workers somehow had the entire facility at their beck and call and weren't just, you know, saying exactly the same kind of shit I'd be saying in their positions minus the admittedly shitty affair part but again, like, if 50% of ANY party's politicians aren't having affairs I'd be fucking dumbfounded, so it's incredibly hysterical when ANYONE tries to throw that in ANYONE else's face, period. all politicians should be taught in school to NEVER bring up someone else's infidelity or general shittiness to their spouses because it doesn't seem likely most of them are capable of coming out clean there. you can even be held responsible for your spouse being the shitty one, if you're in politics. because these people are soulless, spineless greed-monsters. why, it's almost like they can't be looked to as a standard of morality!

[@phoney_mcring_ring]

"Face painted on an egg" Lol.

[@MyNameIsJakeBolton]

This might be his best monologue ever.

[@janettehughes1522]

Stephen, thank you for providing some levity to such a grave matter !

[@thejanusproject32]

Good god, the pettiness. Strzok handled himself really well during those 9 hours. Like hot damn. It's like Australia's "Question Time" except so much more worse and petty.

[@seanmoore10]

Congress also questioned him the day before behind closed doors. This one was to allow the public to view, that’s why it was such a shit show. Republicans wanted to discredit him and the FBI. The damage they have done will take years to repair. They are traitors to this country.

[@TheTrueLeafless]

My response to the messages would have been: "Yes, I wrote these. They all seem to be factual statements."