my brother ranks shipping dynamics😬

[@apurplekitkat]

Coley fighting for her brother to understand the monster x human dynamic lol

[@merobiba413]

"hear me out..."

[@Igettoosillysometimes]

​@@merobiba413 i don't want to hear this out

[@Jamie_black]

Teratophilia is such a W

[@Yan-chanx0]

@@Igettoosillysometimes you never simped for a demon? i don't believe you.

[@SaneAcorn2389]

@@Yan-chanx0 depends on the demo I’m not going for semi bipedal hellhound but the incomprehensible

[@prageruwu69]

twerking luigi is gonna be in my nightmares forever

[@gabrielvera8988]

Is it a nightmare tho? /s

[@vaaccuummcleaner9214]

@@gabrielvera8988 My comrade, you did not have to do the /s, we all know.

[@StarLightGem]

that's gonna be in my wet dreams forever

[@tecanec9729]

@@gabrielvera8988 You do know that /s stands for sarcasm, right?

[@gabrielvera8988]

@@tecanec9729 Yeah, and that's why I used it, because what I implied by my question is that it maybe isn't a nightmare, which then follows the /s, to say I'm joking, that I know it *is* a nightmare.

[@Ceruleansquid-lo3iv]

"all the small angry people" so he means all small people

[@diegoaranda2813]

As a short person I actually got mad at this comment 😭

[@tempura8976]

As a short person I can confirm

[@BATTLESOFRAP]

@@diegoaranda2813nah but you guys have anger issues like once I was in a friend Group and I said to one of you you’ll Always have to look up at me

[@BATTLESOFRAP]

@@diegoaranda2813he said okay I’ll look up at the failure your Parents see in you no future no life no money alone being ass: like legit you guys have anger issues

[@Insert_generic_username]

Yeah the smallies are closer to hell, which is also why kids are so unhinged.

[@inkhausl1631]

Your Bro is mentally healthier than 90% of us...

[@a_shiggy_person]

Fr, I would have put most of the options in A and S 💀

[@merobiba413]

lmao fr the ones he ranked low are some of my favorites 😂

[@zolline]

Yes 😂😂

[@Ann-zq8vx]

True, so normal it kinda makes me feel strange.

[@justcommenting8567]

no no no he put polyamory in d and put "best friends withs us behavior" above it 1st does not inspire bad jokes about and significant mental damage to a large group of people who are just living their lives and being happy 2nd does, and extensively too (Aromantic people)

[@bigmood3386]

i don't know why it never occurred to me that coley is a nickname for nicole

[@GuiSmith]

I always assumed it was Coley's actual name, because I've known a woman actually named Coley.

[@creamcheesecupcakevekvet8016]

You know how people say the best ship dynamic is just your ideal x self-insert? Coley ask your brother if he thinks he's the flustered caring goody-two-shoes or flirty reckless rebel.

[@BeepBoop-z2v]

Omg great idea XD

[@wenzhongtang2408]

You got me the fact I ship America x Japan, America is like me, Japan is like my ideal, and Russia x China. or Ash x Serena.

[@xSourCreamx]

ok but why cant the goody two shoes be the flirt tho, makes the whole thing better imo

[@idontknowwhatahandleisohwell]

I feel like maybe shipping could be like a personality test..... Can you imagine having to do ship ranking during a job interview 😝 "Sorry, we dont hire monster fuckers at A.B Company."

[@mirandabee2323]

The company has a rule against fraternization so they ask your opinion on coworker ships

[@MeltedBrains89]

As a human resources (almost) graduate, don't give me ideas lol

[@twincast2005]

A part of me wants to laugh at the absurdity, but for another it feels way too real in light of all the terminally online brats nowadays who'd be totally in favor of this and many of whom having already participated in getting people fired (and worse).

[@Ovyoxrz]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DO NOʻT HIRE MONSTERFUCKERS

[@disassemblyfactory]

I... I really thought that said A.B.O company

[@Akai_75]

Oh no, B is mentally sane! That’s rare

[@jvgreendarmok]

"Looks like a man with a brain." "THAT'S RARE!"

[@abcdefgb2748]

I was misinformed i thought this would be about boats

[@andromeda_va39]

Have you not watched a single video from this channel…?

[@Rando_Artist]

​@andromeda_va39 I think they were joking lol.😊

[@pipi-caca]

LMAO

[@inasfe7687]

my favourite ship dynamic is destroyer escort x fleet carrier

[@idekaaaIC]

​@@inasfe7687mine is ASW Aircraft x Submarine

[@twincast2005]

B. is too wholesome a cinnamon roll. Somebody has to write a 50,000 words fic that tickles all of your brothers' S-tier buttons and slowly builds up to a knotting climax.

[@sanecatlady]

Why did 'knotting climax' make me think of the Omegaverse 😭

[@twincast2005]

@@sanecatlady I mean, I (and he) would prefer a plain old werewolf with no ABO tropes, but your association is only natural.

[@GuiSmith]

@@twincast2005 So knotting is not on the table, but it is in the spice rack.

[@clevebowen5374]

And then make it monster x human

[@DoomdayProphet]

ah yes, the boil the frog method

[@lonerdreamer92]

Barely 2 minutes in, and Monster X Human is D Tier??? This is devastating. But the fact you kept trying to steer him to your side made it even funnier LOL

[@sebay4654]

We just need to manipulate him with a couple that has one side have a monster transformation like a werewolf using as many of his S and A tier dynamics as possible and keeping the Monster transformation hidden for as long as possible until he's invested in the fanfic (we must convert him to our side)

[@86fifty]

6:45 - "If you're walking through a forest and see the same tree twice, you're lost" - Wisdom from B. daaaaayum, he spittin tho, that's a good take!

[@inkhausl1631]

You 2 are peak Sibling Dynamic- unreal how REAL you're being with ALL THE DEFINITIONS

[@Ch4rc0l_B1ts]

Coley trying to convert her brother to the ways of monster x human makes me giggle

[@Kris-ds6wj]

At this point if your brother ever gets a girlfriend she'll know ALL of his shipping interests day 1 xD

[@tegcat]

he said he has one

[@SteamWolf320]

This is why I try to watch the whole video before commenting lol.

[@walkingmarshmallow6895]

Also, we all know he rated celebrity x fan D tier

[@loraeli]

8:52

[@weweremadeofstardust]

HE ALREADY HAS ONE LMAOO

[@Gingeerrrrrr]

the ship dynamics he likes are basically the definition of Destiel

[@avevee9708]

“If you’re walking through the forest and see the same tree twice, you’re lost” is SUCH A DIG. I love it. There is one ship that I love that for and it’s Feng Xin/Jian Lan from TGCF. Because they’re so complicated and it COULD WORK.

[@niyamitchell6818]

It could also just mean you’re on your way home ❤️

[@telzey]

​@@niyamitchell6818 stop bc this is going to make me delusional

[@Hawzyn]

honestly, I like how ur brother sees the world, he likes couples where both the people are at the same level, he doesnt like to take advantage of people or for people to need protection, and thats a very beautiful way for men to see the world.

[@Littleghostman4]

Made a mothman fanfic with all the tropes he hates PLUS mothman, it's called "B's most hated: A complicated love story." on AO3 by myself. (doesn't have every shipping dynamic he hates, but has most)

[@peli._.668]

I can't tell if you're joking or not because I can't find the fic 😢

[@Littleghostman4]

@@peli._.668 I'm not, I tried looking for it to make sure it was searchable, just searching "B's most hated" works on ao3 (though, it does kinda suck, I made it in a hour or so)

[@Tail_sez]

HOLY FUCK I FOUND IT IT'S REAL

[@peli._.668]

@@Tail_sez Please link it somewhere somehow, I genuinely cannot find the fic :(

[@Tail_sez]

@@peli._.668 KZbin tends to eat links, but on AO3, go to Search --> Works --> then in the title bar type in --> B's most hated: A complicated love story. It should be the only work that comes up!

[@accidental.additional.abno7632]

not her recommending good omens when he said the angel x demon trope was hot, their responses were both so perfect i love it

[@fierysky1218]

Our fanfic queen has uploaded! I can only wish to have the talent to write a fanfic with all of the dynamics that are in D tier just to piss your brother off. With extra emphasis on the monster x human dynamic.

[@HannahWoods-yp8ed]

LMAO

[@vickypedia1308]

A monsterf*cker who is an obsessed yandere fan of some monster celebrity? They used to date before monster guy was famous. Monster's the self-deprecating goblin but is very protective, and also there's a love triangle that turns poly?

[@imalwaysmelancholy]

HEAR ME OUT- _crack fic_

[@galaxycat9966]

Someone did though, it’s called “B’s most hated fic: A complicated romance” or something like that (on Ao3)

[@xenspringwood6733]

"Handcuffs are fun!" The comments; 👁👄👁

[@blitzboy2934]

He has a point though…

[@justinzarbo]

​@@blitzboy2934 ayoo 🤔

[@vickypedia1308]

Damn your brother actually sounds pretty sane

[@someoneunknown6553]

B is so freaking healthy WE STAN HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS!

[@Byssa6]

B would definitely love Good Omens as Coley mentions at 6:07

[@iinfinity36131]

i died when good omens came up because lord knows how hyperfixated i am with that show 😭😭

[@naooge]

@@iinfinity36131 yeah

[@novathatdragonn]

@@iinfinity36131 same, i was thinking good omens when I saw angel x demon and when it appeared the happiness I felt was insane

[@NickiPlague]

Yandere monster fan who is obsessed with a human celebrity. They get together (I'm not writing a fic in the comments lol) find out the celeb's ex still loves them, but broke up because they felt they weren't worthy of the celeb. They decide to form a polycule of Celeb, Yandere Monster, and Celeb's sensitive&self-deprecating ex. The celeb is the perfect&protective one...I think that covers all bases...

[@ceilinh6004]

Or maybe the monster's the celeb b/c it's an au where everyone's down for some monster love. 🤷‍♀️

[@liiiiich3n0nTheM00n]

The dynamics for each one: Yandere monster x celeb- the monster feels unworthy of the relationship, and the celeb is always hyping them up, telling them whey they like them, etc. Ex x celeb- enemies to lovers ish ofc, and the celeb- will fight with the ex, then make them cry and apologize/comfort them afterwards Yandere monster x ex- the monster and ex are jealous and competitive with each other and also thrown into an enemies to lovers arc

[@Painocus]

We've found it, internet. The one person who prefers human-Beast. Marlene Dietrich is spinning in her grave right now.

[@Cyprix_Seas]

Alr know this gonna b chaotic and I couldn't be readier

[@RivaNishioka]

"know your place smol person" took me out🤣💀

[@BunnyHere594]

As a tall person I share this sentiment

[@Beeliveshere]

‘Boy do I have a show for you’ Me: GOOD OMENS GOOD OMENS ZHDJJZOSBFJEKS

[@ScrambledSorcery]

Literally

[@vanchella1]

6:46 Can we talk about how S-tier that quote from your brother was? I'm definitely writing that down! Good on him, and thanks as always for another fun video!

[@kordeliiius9821]

the best friends one is actually S tier if they are, in fact, not actually dating

[@kimberlyflitton3405]

The way that the little bit of professionalism that Coley has gained over the years IMMEDIATELY goes out the window when the bro shows up is peak sibling energy and I love it

[@Demonfoxgirl2459]

I was so ready for Coley to whip out her list and him to just be like WHAT WHY to everything I would have laughed so hard XD

[@saltenzy449]

I see that S-tier list and my mind instantly goes "This is Garnet" and like it actually fits!

[@ribottostudio]

I think the better analogy for rival to lover would've been Shadow and Sonic. That is THE ultimate enemies to rivals to lovers ships. It just works. Also for "best friends" with sus behavior...Puzzleshipping. Puzzleshipping 100%

[@verytrulygreg]

THATS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKINGF OMGGG SRDFJHGKJDXD

[@petazedrok]

I like drarry as a good rivals to lovers dynamic, though I guess it could also just be enemies to lovers...

[@KeefeSencen1543]

@@petazedrok meh drarry is more bully x bullied

[@bunchesnbarrels]

I love this. This was so wholesome. He’s an absolute cookie - def the chocolate chip kind.

[@billcipher-]

he put all my favorites in D tier, so if anyones writing the fic specifically catered to pissing him off its me

[@Beep_boopz]

Do it. And share with the class.

[@accidental.additional.abno7632]

the way i died laughing and started choking at half of the things he said, especially "oooo handcuffs can be fun" bro rly said that to his sister

[@InABroadwayStateOfMind]

The vids with you two together are always a riot 😂

[@tegcat]

I KEEP FORGGETTING COLEY WAS/IS IN THE GENSHIN FANDOM I GOT JUMPSCARED BY KAVETHAM, CHILUMI, WRIOLETTE, ETC.

[@reyxxn08]

the ratio x aventurine i was not expecting that LMFAO

[@greybey4385]

@@reyxxn08 yeah the video of the light cone caught me off guard ✋💀

[@Seri3992]

​@@reyxxn08those are common enough then i see ARGENTHILL????

[@lingzhou4773]

THEY SUMMONED SO MANY FANDOMS HSR, GENSHIN, AND MORE

[@okitasan4396]

Kaveh is the worst character ever. Bad ship.

[@someoneawesome8717]

6:06 YES! Get him into Good Omens

[@ch3ckerd]

6:07 literally laughed out loud when she dropped the good omens bombshell

[@Tatjana-_-]

Pls the way your brother is roasting me 😂

[@AVeryStableGenuis]

The "get ahold of yourself" is killing me softly 🥲💀

[@soch144]

Your relationship with your brother is so sweet! Love how close you two are! ^-^

[@SunroseEdits]

"we both got A's on our test" is the WORST example of rivals to lovers 😭

[@laura.elizaa]

Some of these dynamics I think would be ranked higher if he saw them being executed well. Some of these dynamics I love bc some of my favorite silly little Thai shows have these dynamics

[@fimbulvetr6129]

The slow creep of Nasty by Tinashe as you were trying to defend the monster x human ship trope was SENDING me 😂 Lowkey busted a lung over “like an alien monster?? From like Alien- the Xenomorph? You haven’t seen Alien?”

[@heroics9455]

*chuckle* the disbelief over sharing genetic material. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@catdownthestreet]

GUNS AND ROSES OMG I love all the Genshin and Honkai references in this video lol they spark joy

[@Awidferd]

"BOY DO I HAVE THE SHOW FOR YOU!!" BROOO

[@TPaether]

7:40 The absolute lack of hesitation.

[@AmethystLeslie]

9:28 Not the "Doctor, you're huge" moment lol.

[@notyouremom]

BAHAHAH "we can make this work for us"

[@potat8089]

I love these family vids by you, they make me happy

[@seangoh4337]

I love these videos! You and your brother’s relationship is so cute and hilarious to see XD

[@HoodwinkFalls]

I love the whole dynamic of coley explaining things to her brother

[@JJCHAU]

I love your vids with your bro! Love the dynamics and the editing is spot on.

[@aliciam6145]

lol I was like "well if you're in the good omens fandom..." and then two seconds later Coley's like "have I got a show for you"

[@danniellebrown8996]

Your brother is so wholesome ❤😂

[@dapawta]

"Handcuffs are fun" Ah, i see you're Both your mother's child 😂

[@wildpaws62]

I originally wasn't too phased over the nerd x jock dynamic till I read a soul mate prompt about them being able to hear one another's thoughts Particularly the couterback on the field who can hear the nerdiest kid in the school going over the periodic table in their head I'm not personally into soul mate aus but something about this one just melted my heart 🤩

[@rukkamewmew]

Love the editing style !

[@vincenthu9773]

I love these videos with your brother

[@wa6488]

I love your brother already, he is such a vibe

[@Lufia4]

Love when you make videos with your brother ♡ love your dynamic!

[@helenabrincker811]

my god he's going to L O V E good omens

[@emikolve86]

2:59 the bowuigi dancing gifs

[@LegendaryStarrDrop67]

6:10 THANK YOU COLEYS BROTHER! THAT IS WHAT I DO WITH MY FRIENDS AND AM TIRED OF BEING SHIPPED WITH THEM! LET THE TROPE DIEEEEE

[@cappypastel]

I am satisfied with how much star rail is used in this video ty coley😂❤

[@julialungan4722]

Fr i literally just started hsr and i got jumpscared

[@Oba_Yozo_Says_Hello]

Y’all are so real for this 😭😭

[@blupengu]

something about the way coley laughs at 9:55 sounds so... uninhibited, like from the soul 😂

[@andromeda_va39]

Using MadoHomu as the example for sus "best friends" was too perfect and nearly killed me

[@Rando_Artist]

Thank god I wasn't the only one who noticed-

[@Yara-fd3wf]

3:25 Dude gave me flashback to when a friend made me mad, which is pretty difficult btw, at least to the level that he did, and then had the audacity to call me cute, like bro there´s a reason I told you to give me that book back 5 times in 3 days

[@everythingwillbefinecami]

4:35 LMAO A TIER IS SO GOOD OMENS CODED JCOWNXLSNZ EDIT: 6:04 HECK YEAH ❤❤❤

[@sunburst3476]

The clips that were used are making me cackle 🤣🤣

[@tea_n_ink]

8:12 WHEN I SAW SELF DEPRECATING X INSISTENT, I FLIPPED MY SHIT. It's literally in all of my favourite fics of all time, and such a FASCINATING character study and when it hits IT HITS WITH THAT *GOOOD* CHEST ACHE. My favourite iteration was a fic where they combined this with trauma bonding, and their internal monologues were "this person was gone through so much more than me and got nothing for it, whilst i get their happy ending, im awful" and "my trauma has twisted me into someone cruel and inhuman and this other person deserves the happy ending i crave but dont deserve it and i should leave" and im here in the back like YOU TWO SHOULD KISS

[@unixerse297]

REALL SO REALLL I agree one hundred percent I'm *literally* writing a fic myself with a self depreciate x insistent troupe and I literally like, sobbed when he put that in such low tier. I can see why but man there is literally *potential* and so much emotional heartstrings with this troupe i love reading and writing it

[@altair_nair3702]

Wow, that's truly one of my notp dynamics, no faster way of making me close the tab in a fic of a ship I like than to pull this dynamic. Yikes

[@lilacfields]

@@altair_nair3702same 😭 i hate it so so bad. one of the only ship dynamics i find annoying

[@r4in3h4i1]

6:17 madohomu for "Best Friends" But with sus behavior is so real

[@HoppsVCastro]

3:10 ᴷᴱᵏᵉᴷᵃᵏᵃᵏᵃᵏᶦᶦᵃᵏᵃᵏʷᶦˢᵏᵉᵏᶦᵉ

[@CandyThePuppy]

3:22 _cries in small_

[@saltysynthesizers]

Love that we started out with Obikin🤣

[@v1n4mr]

Ao3 was down so I bingewatched you and now you fill my feed

[@isthatachicken]

Welcome back Sister B!

[@meiyunwu6616]

OML the texts on screen make it more hilarious

[@atlas-tmz]

hi coley !! i love your content and was wondering if you'd consider doing a video on dead boy detectives !! its a super underrated show set in the same universe as sandman (by neil gaiman), and netflix is going to decide if they want to renew it really soon, but with the viewership rates right now it doesnt look too great :( the main ship reminds me a lot of aziraphale and crowley and hopefully it has a better chance of being renewed if you make a video on it !!

[@murasakiusagi5124]

Im curious what his comments was for "polyamory is the answer"

[@knightofthetime]

Gotta have your brother rank your favourite monsters. That would be like hell for him 😂

[@MariaStar64]

Perfect timing to upload on my birthday! 😁

[@chloenguyen6398]

Happy birthday! 🎉

[@caramelpop8565]

Sane and insane rank couple dynamics

[@cornflakes-does-stuff]

the steam train gi as Coley laughs like steam train is killing me :""D

[@borderlinenocturnal6195]

The death note clip with rivals to lovers was too powerful I still haven't recovered from that series

[@nocturnalnewsie]

Oh this is gonna be so good I just know it

[@Eggolivesher]

THE FACT I GET THE IMPLACATIONS WITH THE GENSHIN ONES (AND THE OTHERS) IS CRAZY THIS IS MY DREAM CHANNEL WTF

[@NafisabaNazmul]

Your brother would LOVE Mo dao zu shi. Everything is his S-tier literally describes them. Badass it-couple with the whole Rebel x Goody-two shoes dynamic. Or at least have him watch the live action or (Even better) the anime(?).

[@tormentandjustice]

"Boy do i have a show for you!" SO real

[@noughatwhy]

I swear there is going to be a new tag that's just "written/created for B"

[@_lemooon_1436]

6:09 ,,thanks to you I'm saddled with... unnecessary feelings''

[@eclairlu7586]

“That can get annoying.. know your place small person” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@c0ral.c4t]

The 'boy do I have a show for you' is so real tho

[@j_fenrir]

iconic video

[@lazyrainysoul]

Your brother shares basically all of my opinions. I'm not even kidding, I'd only change one or two things.