I didn’t understand what the Irish guard said to me at 1:34 “ I’m not been ........” I missed the last part and I tried to listen to it endless of times with out luck !!! Can anyone help ?
@MultiWickerman4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he said im not being anal
@meg-jojo82834 жыл бұрын
Definitely said 'Im not being Anal'
@lizardz234 жыл бұрын
Anal, as in pedantic, it wasn't a reference to anyones rectum.
@corkion4 жыл бұрын
u must have fuck all else to do with ur life fucking clown
@camg53394 жыл бұрын
He said he wants anal
@ccwbaitsandtackle Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, I’m absolutely addicted to your videos AB, but who else fast forwards until they see a yellow vest 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@grantross2609 Жыл бұрын
the first human soul is usually enough to hold the interest tho
@stu4428 Жыл бұрын
I confess I do 😂😂😂😂😂
@strickostricko Жыл бұрын
Why are you apologising?
@zeusymoosey3348 Жыл бұрын
I usually go to the "points of interest" on the bar where it shows rhe most replayed areas 🤣
@7Lace77 Жыл бұрын
@@zeusymoosey3348The what?, where?
@gruwellkranger88813 жыл бұрын
Security guard:" You can't do it mate." AB: " Well I'm doing it, what you gonna do about it?" Classic AB👏👏
@chrisbevis7725 Жыл бұрын
The security guard is as thick as a plank of wood. He could not guard a goldfish imo! He knows NOTHING about the law and is a danger tio our free society imo!
@joseantonio8920 Жыл бұрын
The security guard was totally clueless about law. They act all big and tough but petrified inside. Brilliant part 1 AB. 👍🏼
@danmccauley804 жыл бұрын
Police academy 😂😂😂😂 I’m expecting captain Harris to march up shouting move it move it move it 😂😂😂😂
@dingo37184 жыл бұрын
Omg find memories,,,only difference is they were real cops,, cops these days are muppets
@simonross774 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@THEGIZS4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha😂😂😂
@VadoVoodoo4 жыл бұрын
He may as well have his hand up a horse's arse too.
@maverick42204 жыл бұрын
Dan Mccauley 😂😂😂 If only there was a cop just like Larvell Jones (Michael Winslow) from police academy also there.
@bluenose79843 жыл бұрын
AB has got a great sense of humour, really quick witted and has whoever he interacts with tied up with their own stupidity...
@bigg163 жыл бұрын
"Why they got cameras and I cant have my camera??"LMAO🤣🤣🤣
@isxakksixty39233 жыл бұрын
Mauricio Pochettino : “you can’t do it mate” AB : Well I’m doing it, what you gonna do about it 🤣🤣
@JonnyConners3 ай бұрын
😂
@ArthurDentsTowel4 жыл бұрын
*A Police Academy.* The jokes write themselves.
@enigma.records67834 жыл бұрын
😅
@abigailslade38244 жыл бұрын
Ford Prefect when you realise citizens on patrol might be a good idea.......
@xantia20074 жыл бұрын
Police Academy was funny
@thelankie90193 жыл бұрын
what are the do's and dont's when taking photography in public and your rights kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJK7aoWoZ56CaMU
@jamieco63933 жыл бұрын
Tears
@johnlovell16403 жыл бұрын
The guy at the end with the broom.... My belly hurts so much with laughter.... and your narrating is comedy gold
@nicklewis18824 жыл бұрын
Ah, a police training college! It all makes sense. So here is the place where they learn to be totally paranoid about 'dangerous' people armed with (sharp intake of breath) a camera!
@richardtheeighth44314 жыл бұрын
I sense a change in the air, and have a feeling that part 1 is just the calm before the storm. No doubt there's going to be alot more to comment on part 2. Well done and great work Sir Auditing Britain.
@harles50004 жыл бұрын
Hey man just wanted to say I enjoy what you do, holding the public employees accountable and standing up for rights and freedoms! Your nards are the size of Coconuts! Cheers!
@dmzjewels23824 жыл бұрын
The second security guard isn’t a bad guy, came across quite professional.. until he started swearing!
@VadoVoodoo4 жыл бұрын
and asking about the laws the auditor knew about in 'his Country' the racist fuck.
@robertdavies9224 жыл бұрын
8:50 onwards. He is.
@yhshah214 жыл бұрын
The second security guard made him self look so unprofessional, racist and stupid.
@oengus56863 жыл бұрын
I don’t see how asking how long you’ve been in this country is racist ?
@iasked33713 жыл бұрын
@@oengus5686 it’s clearly sarcastic to mock him because he thinks he has no clue of the law when in fact it’s actually him that has no clue.
@andrewstones29214 жыл бұрын
Love your videos and I’m impressed at how you remain calm and respectful.
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t so calm on part 2
@Jack-lo1uc Жыл бұрын
The man sweeping a puddle ... AB "what the hell is he doing!" 🤣🤣🤣
@darksidedean3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for everything you do. You've opened my eye's.
@jsinclair70553 жыл бұрын
The PCSO joke about the guy sweeping the water had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂
@sjfortune3 жыл бұрын
The second security guy wasn't sweating towards you; rather just trying to get on the same level as you.
@russtee10953 жыл бұрын
Well done AB. Kept it cool when the temper flared . A shining example of the audit .
@shahidadamhussain24 жыл бұрын
Please go back to rye prison and see if the g4s have learnt anything. They were so angry and arrogant
@Loftikaz4 жыл бұрын
Excellent idea
@thelankie90193 жыл бұрын
what are the do's and dont's when taking photography in public and your rights kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJK7aoWoZ56CaMU
@SirGeneralRandom3 жыл бұрын
Leave my prison alone bro
@tylerspencer96064 жыл бұрын
The walk of shame 😂 love these videos big up ab
@mohammedmusa71484 жыл бұрын
The walk of shame 😂😂
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Part 2 didn’t go the way I expected it section 43 of the terrorism act was used unlawfully to search me kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqrVpnyDm72Ba5I
@stevethomas63994 жыл бұрын
When u uploading part 2
@weaversarms4 жыл бұрын
@@stevethomas6399 I'm just going to keep refreshing the page
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Nothing , just filming
@ukfreedomaudits49484 жыл бұрын
Post pt2 my friend
@aroundthecoast33344 жыл бұрын
So by that account everyone who walks past and looks at the building should be searched under section 43, shows the stupidity of some people’s thinking.
@PoliceAbusingPowers4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the 10k subs AB that's awesome
@shanesmalle88984 жыл бұрын
AB, You are very calm with your audits. Keep up the good work.
@kamranraja52813 жыл бұрын
Hahaha second security guy what a legend 😂
@gyford76204 жыл бұрын
Perfect you said the right words to bring it to light to the training centres well done !
@keithsmith85254 жыл бұрын
Private security at a police site! Is it just me or his that a bit weird?!
@FancyMcDancy4 жыл бұрын
Cheaper.
@keithsmith85254 жыл бұрын
@@FancyMcDancy you get what you pay for!
@TheSadButMadLad4 жыл бұрын
Which police constable wants to do the boring job of opening and closing a gate and noting cars entering and leaving when they can do the exciting stuff such as beating kids on the head.
@300wanker4 жыл бұрын
Any dumbly can watch a gate.... why waste that duty on police officers
@bobmirdiff20434 жыл бұрын
Private Security guarding a Private Facility! - The College of Policing Limited (E&W 08235199)
@kwaynelapham4 жыл бұрын
I loved the guard showing him that, in fact, he had a badge, but wouldn't let him read it, and thinking that that validated him as an official security person!! How hard is it to get hold of a badge?
@manavestnation4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to part 2. Do we find out what the broom guy was doing? If this was a film, that would be a plot twist right there.
@projectedthoughts60463 жыл бұрын
“The people who work here and the people that come here, you can’t use your phone at all” 10 seconds later: “We just got a phone call from one of the main trainer” 🤦🏽♂️😂😂🤦♂️
@uncle_rizzo1017 Жыл бұрын
11:01 "what the hell is he doing??" TROLOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂😂
@keithwhittygmail4 жыл бұрын
"I don't know you from Adams" Lool top notch security, protecting the "baby cops" before they grow up into real cops.
@robh78724 жыл бұрын
AB why do you seem to always attract all the numpties who know sod all about the law but your videos always make me laugh so keep doing what you do it's brilliant 😂😂😂.
@shahidkadri4684 жыл бұрын
Your videos are so good when especially you be giving them facts. And they don’t have an answer. Excellent videos Keep it up my g
@benjammin3164 жыл бұрын
Spot on mate, you kept nice and calm and it got him angrier and angrier! Love it
@AshiqNazir2 жыл бұрын
"Your trying to teach me the law" - Insteresting coming from someone who doesn't understand the law.
@papabear50803 жыл бұрын
AB we think you're a kind and generous man. We wish you well. Stay safe.
@GiggleChasers2 жыл бұрын
the guy sweeping the giant river like puddle.............................lol great video content AB, found you recently and have literally been watching all you videos, they are all great.
@mitchsmith714 жыл бұрын
oh, another classic from AB..... loving it :-D ......And he has the cheek to ask how long you been in the country, what a numpty!!
@kevingeorge45733 жыл бұрын
Walks out hands in pockets, was he trained that way.. He needs to be thankful AB wished him well..
@stevecosy4 жыл бұрын
I was chuckling through most of that, you have some great replies 🙂🙂
@billybobster5404 жыл бұрын
Amazing vids your a legend!!! Very educational!! Keep it up buddy
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@jamesstewart77364 жыл бұрын
The guy with the broom 🧹 cleaning the puddle looked like Tom Baker “Auditing Little Britain” 😂🤣😂
@djmkultra70234 жыл бұрын
Keep up the excellent work bro ✌ i appreciate your service to the people who have no voice 👍 well done my man 👌
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro , stay tuned
@djmkultra70234 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain im always tuned in to these videos i just wish everybody done the same ✌
@Felderman4 жыл бұрын
How did the foul mouthed "security" guard have the sense to board a lorry at Calais? "You're trying to tell me the law, C'mon Mate?" he said, while being completely ignorant of the law! I loved the "How long have you been in the country Mate" quip too, well the auditor has obviously spent his time in the country actually reading up on the law, unlike the buffoon in the ubiquitous yellow vest and lanyard!
@saracenuk.2 жыл бұрын
Racist comment made by Hodges
@richardchadwick23522 жыл бұрын
The guy with the broom stole the show. I can just see the gaffer briefing him for the task...." Right then, you know that big puddle by the gate " ..Sweeper " yer..by the gate yer " ....gaffer " Well I want you to get the number 3 left handed broom and sweep the water up hill...ok ?"....sweeper " yer...number free..left handed..sweep water uphill..yer "....gaffer " great...of you go.." .....sweeper.." yer...of I go..up hill...number free..yer ".. Great vid AB. Once again showing why your the best. Yer..the best..yer..
@JustTis4 жыл бұрын
Quality spot! Great vid so far
@ivancarter75644 жыл бұрын
.."....And there you go thats the college of policing standards ..." .
@k1ortia4 жыл бұрын
i can only imagine the level,s of stupidity being thought in this collage, to these psychopathic narcissist,s
@tjtyrie2564 жыл бұрын
Liked before I even watched it because I know it’s going to be another great video. Keep up the good work 👍🏻
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@goldmak14 жыл бұрын
Trash video
@RhubarbRehab4 жыл бұрын
reky no, you are
@Stevengavin104 жыл бұрын
He’s Gona end up as a pc so 😂 😂 you’re a legend keep them coming
@Will-x14 жыл бұрын
That was obviously a covert sweep of the puddle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@harvinderrishiraj59014 жыл бұрын
good call..hidden camera in the broom
@carlwilliams8974 жыл бұрын
Was like a bad detective movie 🤣
@TheMrAverageGaming4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant mate your the only guy in Britain doing decent audits!
@HardcoreBrendan4 жыл бұрын
Throughthewiree check out ‘Focus Pocus’, brilliant channel.
@TheMrAverageGaming4 жыл бұрын
Brendan McQuillan true hes good aswell
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Throughthewiree I will check him out
@enigma.records67834 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain tag team 💪🏻😎
@sanchezgotsumkids4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing watching that guy with the broom.....what was he trying to achieve?
@MarekzAnglii Жыл бұрын
Security guards in this country are becoming increasingly rude and dumb with every passing day. And using language like his with a member of the public, not to mention completely bullshitting about laws, should be grounds for immediate dismissal.
@deandavies95762 жыл бұрын
If the queen cant stop me do you think you can? that cracked me up right there lol 😂😂
@apk744 жыл бұрын
“You can’t take photos as it’s all covered up”....did he really just say that? 🤣
@zincalloy114 жыл бұрын
" I don't know you from Adams" lol
@temparalflux9144 жыл бұрын
whooo congrats on hitting 10 000 subs mate :)
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Thank you 🙏
@_Why_1239 ай бұрын
Nuremberg Déjà vu! - "Just obeying orders!" ... no brain required in MY job! 😵💫
@mixedmitchell91783 жыл бұрын
Having watched this again, the second security guard is actually okay until he swore at least anyway. Severely under trained though!!
@ttvsuddenwizard76184 жыл бұрын
Congrats 🥳 for 10k
@russellbaker1004 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. Best on KZbin at the moment
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Aww thanks
@Sn00zeDog4 жыл бұрын
He also said "no one is allowed to use their phone on site"... BUT, he then said that he received a PHONE call of a covert from inside the college 😂😂
@Leppify4 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to understand that cops around the world are all ignorant, ego tripping fools. It’s almost like the worst people want these petty positions of power. 🤔 Good people do not become “law enforcement”
@NOT_SURE..4 жыл бұрын
you are right , decent balanced adults have no real desire to have power over others , the ones who want power over others are the ones who had difficult childhoods
@adamlee5814 жыл бұрын
Pretty much yeah mate
@chemskiesuklookup91384 жыл бұрын
The police seem to be employing their favoured officer type these days NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS
@ddhh54 жыл бұрын
They don't want you videoing criminal behaviour on the site.
@Ma1efcent Жыл бұрын
So many people say that! "It's the law!" - "...which law?" - "I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT!!!".
@ashley26daley4 жыл бұрын
You are too funny but i like it keep getting at them am learning alot but i love it mate
@danormal17074 жыл бұрын
I been watching this stuff all day man 😂😂 this audit guy is special
@AuditingBritain4 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😊
@Sunburst753 жыл бұрын
Your videos are frequently hilarious, the way all these goons go into meltdown at the sight of a camera.
@danielkarlsson2583 жыл бұрын
10:46 That lady/man could be a hero in disguise. It looked like it took minutes and the person made little effort. He/she still managed to get a well clear with a couple of strokes at 10:55. Genius!
@PoliceAbusingPowers4 жыл бұрын
I hope the TNT delivery driver turned his dashcam off before facing his truck towards the Hone office site
@NBMedia89284 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that
@chemskiesuklookup91384 жыл бұрын
Police Abusing Powers bet they didn't even check for dynamite lol
@thelankie90193 жыл бұрын
what are the do's and dont's when taking photography in public and your rights kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJK7aoWoZ56CaMU
@shropshirelado18494 жыл бұрын
What a load of absolute bullocks ! Oh my god What have these two 'security' guards been told! You will be arrested ! Lol.
@ysgol32 жыл бұрын
Mr Sweary is nuts! 🤣 He misses every single point you make AB.
@Ezz46723 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work Love the vids
@ukfreedomaudits49484 жыл бұрын
Fantastic job AB, keep it up friend.....
@markjohnston37904 жыл бұрын
A Security Officer's S. I. A Licence Card, should always be on Display in Eye's View at all Times and In Date!
@kaza41963 жыл бұрын
💯💯
@warwick4184 жыл бұрын
Good audit, ridiculous behaviour from the guards. Looking forward to pt 2
@ryderm39073 жыл бұрын
That guy with the brush was how you say.. pissing in the wind 😂😂
@ContagiousRepublic4 жыл бұрын
Get a court warrant to stop them from doing that.
@MalcolmTann04 жыл бұрын
Yes Ab keep doing what you’re doing
@patrickdaly21212 жыл бұрын
Security guard was very polite for a guard. Hope he’s got a good position in the company! Liked his attitude.
@pt43873 жыл бұрын
Haha I've now watched alot of your videos and now understand what you are doing haha.
@chrisklitou75734 жыл бұрын
Amir Khan has let himself go
@harvinderrishiraj59014 жыл бұрын
a bit like Prince Naseem Hamed.
@carlwilliams8974 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@enigma.records67834 жыл бұрын
😅
@thebengaltiger773 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@darrenpaul544 жыл бұрын
Another clown in costume 😂
@sundaywalker26983 жыл бұрын
This channel is better then whole Netflix
@AuditingBritain3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha , thanks 🤭
@remix_station27654 жыл бұрын
Great video! Liked and subscribed
@travellingtom60914 жыл бұрын
Guy with the broom! What am I doing with my life?!
@MrSimonw584 жыл бұрын
I'm so inspired to become a lawyer ... so inspired
@newsnownorfolkuk51564 жыл бұрын
I hardly had any education, but just learn the law yourself like I did, especially your civil rights you will be shocked with the wrongdoings, I have now been educating myself in law, my civil rights and the history of the UK constitution for nearly 5 years, and it's been an amazing journey, not only is it interesting but its well worth doing and it not to hard to learn, people need to start to understand not only do they need to learn their civil rights but also politics along with learning the history of the constitution then you will start to realise how powerful the public can be especially in politics. WHEN PEOPLE FEAR THE GOVERMENT WE HAVE TYRANNY, BUT WHEN THE GOVERMENT FEAR THE PEOPLE WE HAVE FREEDOM. That my friend I believe is absolutely true.
@ryanwindle26973 жыл бұрын
Watched this video loads and it makes me laugh so much
@neilgrover35854 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to Pt 2
@PoliceAbusingPowers4 жыл бұрын
Of course he doesnt want to 'get into it' the dummy doesn't know what he's talking about.
@carlwilliams8974 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@enigma.records67834 жыл бұрын
When do they?
@cypeman80374 жыл бұрын
And that's the perfect time to tell him NO......YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW, ON YOUR BIKE..... I will rely on Section 3 of the Criminal Law Act of 1967 to defend myself against an assault.
@david17310484 жыл бұрын
**starts conversation** **doesn't want to get into it**
@danielonline4894 жыл бұрын
Excellent content, keep it up !
@bowmanarcher16672 жыл бұрын
I can't hear " that's called the walk of shame " enough lol
@paddy13825 ай бұрын
AB you never fail to give us good entertainment 🎉, thanks for uploading videos
@mohammadaliwi58533 жыл бұрын
I mis the times when people could just talk to you without being paranoid, wearing a mask and a mile away🥲
@billybunter554 жыл бұрын
The chief superintendent sweeping the water at the end was absolutely hilarious, you should have given him a lollipop. Can't wait for part 2. Should have asked the fat security guard how long he'd been in the country! Cheeky mess!
@harvinderrishiraj59014 жыл бұрын
he sounded Brummie (Birmingham, UK).
@billybunter554 жыл бұрын
@@harvinderrishiraj5901 I was being sarcastic because he asked AB how long he'd been in the country and the security guard was obviously of Asian decent!!
@harvinderrishiraj59014 жыл бұрын
@@billybunter55 ok.. got it. lol
@carlwilliams8974 жыл бұрын
I'd report him just for that comment alone! What a cheeky uneducated guy shocking behaviour.
@badlarry1724 жыл бұрын
yes he was under cover, showing the youngsters how to police properly, "no one noticed me out there, did you see how i used the brush to make me look just like a janitor, you need to be clever when gathering evidence . Remember this lesson when you are out on the mean streets students"
@DBTF11166 ай бұрын
AB you should arrange a meet up outside a police station and everyone turn up with cameras 😂😂😂