Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs

Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
Grant O'Brien
Siobhan Thompson
Cynthia Kao
Zac Oyama
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Katie Marovitch
Producer - Nick Sala
Production Coordinator/Supervisor - Brandon Raman
Intern - Caroline Bible
DP - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Tracy Ip
2nd AC - Scott Sison
Gaffer - Adam Lee
Key Grip - Kelsey Taylor
Production Designer - Jacob Boyett
Hair & Make Up - Kathleen Pardo
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
Editor - Sam Geer
Visual Effects - TJ Gonzalez
Post Supervisor - Stephanie Zorn
Post Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Head Assistant Editor - Zachary Almeida

[@Mo81-4]

This would be more effective as a anti drug campaign than the one my school has.

[@AmethystEyes]

Mo81-4 I was just thinking the exact same thing!

[@zi99ystardust21]

*an. I'm sorry, just needed to correct you.

[@bigboithomas5075]

You gave me an idea

[@KSHAWK]

@Mo81-4 a video of me saying drug make your pp and boobies smaller would be more effective

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Oh my god yes. As far as I’m concerned, the best anti-drug campaign I’ve ever seen if Skins UK. Like wow, the first damn series of that made perfectly sure I’ve never going to do any drugs ever. It also made me realise that I’m even more of a sheltered sixth former than I thought.

[@dropout]

If you've done illegal drugs recently, comment with your name and home address, then unlock your front door and lay face down on the floor with your hands behind your back!

[@1julery1]

CollegeHumor why?

[@maksspisjak6090]

oke

[@sabishitaverageg7785]

CollegeHumor lol

[@cheesewolf6168]

CollegeHumor ok

[@CrowHousePress]

1800 S Kirkman Road, Orlando FL, 32811. What next?

[@sjeskey8361]

“Water is healthy, not with 15 xanxes in it” “yUuUuM”

[@Lucas-kf9pz]

Sorry what are xanxes? I don't know

[@lionkid5841]

Dark Fire xanaxes are a type of over the counter medicine that can people often get addicted to. i think its an opiod

[@sjeskey8361]

@@lionkid5841 kinda, i knew people who used them to help them sleep

[@roofiey9997]

@@lionkid5841 u mean xanax?

[@araknus7863]

@@lionkid5841 it's a benzodiasapine. Different from opioids. It's an anti anxiety drug

[@anarcoyote1207]

Everyone: notices that Katie doesn't eat the blueberries Me: notices that someone else eats the blueberries Seriously, the glasses are empty after the transition to the meeting, implying that someone came along, saw Katie's corpse surrounded by drugs, and thought "oh, free blueberries. munch." and then walked away.

[@benjaminmorris4962]

Probably the same guy who said, "What a hypocrite" at the end lol

[@johngingras]

That's not surprising if you've ever worked in an office setting. :)

[@creativedesignation7880]

@@benjaminmorris4962 Obviously. Eating a dead coworkers blueberries is a great way to save money, while still treating yourself to some fresh fruit. Grant would know that.

[@evildeathcuddles886]

The coke is also in a different spot. Meaning came across coke next to their dead coworker, did a few lines, cut a few more lines, and left them there.

[@EmyN]

Or it's another day

[@mariohabib6195]

Comments 1% about opinions 99% she didn't eat her blueberries

[@MelonLord8]

1%this

[@souploop2088]

Mario Habib no actually 1% actually about the video 98% she didn’t eat the blueberries 1% these comments

[@fvckyourcharade894]

😂

[@mrvulture8981]

Did you know that she didn't eat her blueberries?

[@Muubody]

Well I mean... She didn't...

[@literallytrash1869]

Reminds me of my father who preaches 24/7 how important healthy foods are and how he only eats organic vegetables and fruits and home-cooked organic foods while he smokes up to two packs of cigarettes a day since the age of 15

[@favoritemustard3542]

George Burns ~ 1896 thru 1996. Burns smoked around 300,000 cigars during his lifetime, starting @ the age of 14... 🚬👼🏻

[@RazzlyCrunch]

Well tobacco is just dried leaf soo... its organic?

[@tinyeragon7132]

@@RazzlyCrunch technically it is, but so is poison ivy soo...

[@Tweakkkkkk]

Nicotine

[@abbreviatedalex2418]

Well obviously he eats healthy, it cancels out the cigarettes!

[@NESherv]

Literally every single model on Instagram. Every one of their posts is about nutrition, mental health, mindfulness, yoga, or meditation, and yet every third picture is of them smoking a cigarette.

[@7lawaneeena]

Smoking a cigarette to look "Cool"

[@NESherv]

I actually knew people in university (circa 2013) who would arrive at college never having smoked cigarettes before, and literally _started_ doing it then just for "the aesthetic". They really weren't the brightest bunch at all. None of them realized how much they'd grow to regret it, how difficult it would be to quit, and how much they were harming their own bodies. It's the 21st century, for Christ's sake. We really should know better than this.

[@joeydown3164]

My favourite professor was an IV heroin user who chain smoked like a chimney.

[@chipinthedip5836]

A lot of models actually smoke because it reduces their desire to eat, which makes them slimmer for their photos. Besides the "cool" aesthetic of cigarettes, that might be part of the explanation.

[@mina8687]

Lillian Tsao actually smoking does not make you want to eat less If anything it makes you hungrier Each cigarette burns about ten calories however So if you smoke a hundred of them

[@GMEunpluged]

She plays a drug user way too well lol

[@tarunbasra8230]

@Christopher White yes they are They are all loser's

[@Alibi117]

She’s not acting

[@furcato]

@@tarunbasra8230 actually you are because most abusers cant control their addictions and die from it. this is a joke.

[@tarunbasra8230]

@Christopher White sure druggy

[@spleenslegday9760]

Method acting

[@Chadx2]

met a girl like this. had crystalized water in a water bottle and wouldn't drink any other kinds of drinks and believed in keeping her body clean and pure. smokes cigarettes and does shrooms on the weekend.

[@jamesgarrett7844]

Keyblade King Cigarettes are the worst.

[@tonydraht]

Keyblade King shrooms aren't bad for you tho? I mean sure if you do them every weekend you might need to consider doing something about it but otherwise they're just fine

[@ennuiii]

Keyblade King 5yrs too late edit: this is not true, hppd & ptsd are two possible long term mental afflictions that can occur. og comment: shrooms have 0 long term negative side effects

[@Chadx2]

every weekend tho?

[@night1952]

Yeah, shrooms are cool.

[@danielnguyenamigonnagetali3307]

She didn't even eat the blueberrys

[@butterflyutonium1661]

That's what I was thinking. You can't get the benefits if you don't eat it.

[@RDorthe]

Just me she didn't even eat her salad

[@monsieur2376]

Thats the point -_-

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

*blueberries

[@amphiumaiii7058]

It's blueberry infused vodka.

[@AsitorCorporation]

I love how they keep subtly hinting that Katie is on some kind of drugs

[@kirbylover37]

Subtly?

[@DoctorLazers]

Some kind? You mean cocaine? It's cocaine, it's almost always cocaine.

[@poptropicano31]

That's the point. And in what world is she subtle?

[@alisongold9448]

Captain Capellini "Subtle"

[@zoranhacker]

"hinting"

[@fvckyourcharade894]

This is absolutely my best friend. She pops so many pills, smokes weed, drinks, does cocaine and maybe some other things she won't tell me about, but is "obsessed" with "healthy foods" and "natural products".... bless her heart, she's family and I love her, I just pray she gets better one day.

[@fvw1187]

How's your friend hanging on there?

[@TheStoicNinja]

Imagine doing cocaine and still having secrets 😂

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope your friend is doing good! ❤

[@briancamacho3786]

this shit started to scare me

[@emperor68188]

+rem ram Don't cut yourself on that edge

[@mayasmithart7450]

Brian Camacho ikr

[@jaymaster9085]

same omg

[@maogu1999]

Yeah, me too. Especially that part with her teeth falling out . Ugh

[@vdgverydestinctivegabe7595]

Brian Camacho me to bra

[@jayfaisa6016]

My friend snorts cocaine before teaching her yoga class, LOL... It's actually a serious problem.

[@saltyman7888]

encourage her to do more. she doesnt need to live.

[@AbdulazizUgas]

JT Faisa that's so cute

[@vibinwithorion288]

yeet

[@gavinhonsinger9500]

"Alright now reach out and touch the dragons in front of you."

[@NoahsEgocom]

He said cocaine not acid you fucking horsetaco.

[@mikes333]

How can she be dead one moment and then alive to do the closing credits literally 2 seconds after? It doesn't make any sense!?!? It's all lies!!!!

[@klinkikloenkibaboenski8391]

college humor is illuminati confirmed

[@arthurdent6256]

Art is a lie, nothing's still real.

[@Hazzardworks]

HAHAHA I GOT THAT I GOT THAT REFERENCE HAHAHA

[@diaz5292]

welcome to the interwebnettubes

[@sovereign6291]

The answer is simple. She's a zombie. Probably the Voodoo kind since she can talk.

[@Mcdogmom288]

I started doing drugs years ago as a teenage, got addicted to meth. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Was also diagnosed with cptsd. Meth addiction actually destroyed my life. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 3 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

[@CARIBBEAN_365]

Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, meth, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.

[@DonnDenisse]

YES very sure of Dr.alishrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

[@TomSanders-qv8bv]

How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta

[@EthanEdward-wx7ut]

Yes he's Dr.alishrooms.Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.

[@Iiisslogan-co6np]

wish they were readily available in my place. Microdosing was my next plan of care for my husband. He is 59 & has so many mental health issues plus probable CTE & a TBI that left him in a coma 8 days. It's too late now I had to get a TPO as he's 6'6 300+ pound homicidal maniac. He's constantly talking about killing someone. He's violent. Anyone reading this Familiar w/ BPD know if it is common for an obsession with violence.

[@TomesTheAmazing]

I mean if you're gonna do drugs anyway might aswell make the rest of your life healthier

[@annberryJuicyJuice]

😂

[@fvckyourcharade894]

I guess that's fair 😂

[@erinmayo5170]

This is true. Also have the government regulate them so that people know exactly what they're getting.

[@syedanfal1634]

Totally agree 👍

[@Samuel115s]

TomesTheAmazing yes but then do not brag about being healthy.

[@diehardrvdfan22]

I have given my social security number and mothers maiden name like 5 times now and still havent gotten anything....

[@stanstan4907]

What about your credit Card information?

[@diehardrvdfan22]

Oh that would explain it, I don't have a credit card.

[@pranshubhagat9926]

Sometimes yts comment section is niceee

[@jimmysgameplaysandreviews6377]

I no right such a rip off

[@benjespina]

Maybe I can help? Just post it here. 😅

[@aislingvanrensburg6946]

Anyone noticed she didn't even eat her oh so healthy blueberries

[@tuanh7589]

EVERYONE

[@BoilingHotTea]

All my life I've searched for someone else with the name "Aisling"---

[@SensualPufferfish]

Huh, if only that was the joke.

[@preciousyoung357]

Yep

[@garionprak7961]

Aisling Van Rensburg are you from east London South Africa

[@wombatperson5431]

If you have ADHD you can expand your mind without the drugs. In fact, I haven't been able to stop it from expanding.

[@pyroguys1413]

Can you describe that more detailed because im interested

[@jayveerisdabest7500]

@@pyroguys1413 you just have terrible ideas while doing important things and feel oddly compelled to drop everything and do that

[@disgustof-riley8338]

I will never understand why people will choose to do drugs as neurotypicals

[@elylew]

​@@jayveerisdabest7500 Totally me. Usually it's baking projects that I suddenly NEED to do, but sometimes I remember an origami model I saw the instructions for a week ago and immediately pull up the guide and start making it.

[@colonelcorn9500]

@@ryomaanime4563You can’t consume narcotics in regulation, tf you on about bro

[@honeybeehops8578]

"I THINK SHE'S DEAD! OH MY GOD!" "Ugh, what a hypocrite."

[@hazukichanx408]

I loved that punchline.

[@eklhaft4531]

Then she respawned to tell us about Dropout.

[@SieMiezekatze]

I love the delivery

[@Marco-hb3ge]

Holy shit the secret website is legit

[@dropout]

Marco! So nice chatting with you on our secret website earlier! Hope you're well!

[@style7184]

secret website?

[@vinzdacanay6975]

woah... wait... its REAL?!

[@angelb5106]

CollegeHumor can I join the secret website

[@dylanpinch3964]

Hey Plays at the end and it works

[@christinarobbins646]

‘Blueberries are a super fruit’ **doesnt eat the blueberries** 😂😂

[@dk14929]

Homeopathic blueberries

[@Themanofawesomeness]

@Rhys Higgon did you actually think he was being serious?

[@trentleatherman8593]

this should honestly be an anti-drug campaign

[@kathleenwoods8416]

Honestly, yeah. Its a lot better than playing the vague mental health angle. Attaching the behavior to self-rightious preaching is really flipping the script.

[@fish3977]

mixing xanax and alcohol? A *great* idea!

[@saltyman7888]

I THINK SHES DEAD

[@yfghhh6311]

John Doe best idea EVER

[@fish3977]

***** basically, when you do drugs, try not to mix them.

[@huskypro1]

+Starvin Artist Alcohol and Benzos is as bad if not worse, but yeah, 30mg of alpraz, 2 martinis and a decent dose of heroin would kill anyone

[@Search4truth488]

Why do benzodiazapines and opiates together kill you?

[@harmbowsalem7314]

I know a couple of people like this. I hope they don't die

[@remram9546]

sorry to break it to you :c

[@FallingStary]

Harmony Salem health nuts, am i right

[@harmbowsalem7314]

scockery You are too right. Everyone does die. I guess I should instead wish them a long and happy life

[@fiensbxbickmontgobxjdo9534]

Harmony Salem I hope they do

[@no1tg]

Mingli Feng Same

[@bloginfletcher2592]

I love how in the middle of this video her clothes just change

[@iamgooped3513]

Blogin Fletcher LOL just realized

[@BebxOfficial]

Blogin Fletcher the background does too.

[@donut.covers]

Omg I didn't even notice.

[@ploopy2782]

Bebx and the lighting changes gradually

[@p1xel870]

I thought that was to show she was hallucinating and nobody was actually there?

[@bluesansball3707]

“So high and mighty” Well one of those things is definitely true

[@horrorvictim]

1:42 anyone disappointed that she said "mental health" instead of "self-caring"? XD

[@kirinyardberry1324]

No

[@pinkCEO]

I am, haha. I thought back to that one video where she was lounging in a chair talking about "self-love" and such.

[@ChadeGB]

I used to do drugs. Still do.

[@cheesewolf6168]

Chade Fallstar if you actually do drugs why would you say it online

[@stanleyc2978]

because it's not illegal to say you do drugs? Its rarely even enforced when people post themselves doing drugs.

[@checkmarkdatter1785]

But I used to too

[@trashpanda9875]

mitch hedburg. nice nice

[@tonydraht]

Caffeine is a drug too yknow?

[@av4d]

Has anyone else noticed that the title of these videos make it look like the staff at collegehumor always have really shitty friends? You think they'd learn eventually.

[@RiesenWuschel]

+Eli Reid It was the friends fault though! XD

[@av4d]

RiesenWuschel but they keep making shitty friends, you think they'd learn

[@gavinhonsinger9500]

It's a joke. In real life they all don't have any problems. They're cool with each other.

[@RiesenWuschel]

Gavin Honsinger some people did not get the new humour update.

[@juliafox8244]

2:36 anyone else notice she's a little bald on the back of Katie's head???

[@jacobk.2706]

Lol my cousin making fun of me for using "processed" protein, while he smokes meth and cigs but searches out "organic steak" that he can buy with food stamps. Real story.

[@ilovecats4208]

This comment hits way too close to home. Just replace "meth" with "heroin" Almost 15 months sober today though :)

[@jacobk.2706]

@@ilovecats4208 I've never understood using either one. Why would you ever try either?

[@readyintrovertone5808]

@@ilovecats4208 congratulations! I've never done heroin or anything similar so I obviously can't speak from experience, but I'm sure it wasn't easy and that it's a struggle. Keep going,be strong!

[@ilovecats4208]

@@jacobk.2706 I started having depression really bad when I was 12 and was also horribly shy, and I was made fun of pretty bad at school and even by my "best friend" since 5th grade. My mom was a very mean person and I think she made things worse for me in a lot of ways. I started using to escape all these bad feelings I had. I'm not trying to sound like a sob story but I think most people who use the harder drugs are running from something they don't want to feel.

[@ilovecats4208]

@@readyintrovertone5808 thank you! :)

[@matthewfabacher]

Grant looked so innocent at 1:05

[@hahnsolk]

All these people getting butthurt about the health lifestyle and I'm too distracted by how good Zac's hair looks in this vid

[@user-il5hy5tr5z]

Hahnsol No. No one is being butthurt about the health lifestyle. You're the only one who said that.

[@marcosbravo7718]

Aryan Marathe pretty sure she means the people in the vid, bud

[@nediojon749]

I had a friend like that he got so bad I said fuck it he'd criticize me about my weight and say eating healthy and exercising was great and felt great while smoking/snorting/inhaling/etc. some drug

[@PunkZombie1300]

TheIronGeneral5011 Eating healthy and exercising does feel great, the fact that your friend does drugs doesn't change that fact.

[@TwelvetreeZ]

PunkZombie1300 Sure, but you can't preach about the benefits of being healthy while taking hard drugs, that's pure hypocrisy.

[@idiot482]

where does it say you can't say things while being a hypocrite? at best, it just makes you look really bad. haha

[@TwelvetreeZ]

You can't tell someone to do while you do the opposite, though. Why should they listen to you if you won't take your own advice?

[@idiot482]

I saw an example in another comment of a fat doctor telling people about their diets, well do you want to be fat like the doctor? they may be a hypocrite but they aren't wrong, just because you are a hypocrite doesn't mean you can't say something. but that doesn't mean you have to listen, I'm just going along with your point of not being able to say something just because you are a hypocrite.

[@Grandflea02]

"I drink a ton of water" "Water is healthy, not water with 15 xanaxes in it" Me: *gags at the thought*

[@glennhooper8867]

Yeah, disgusting... Replace the xanax with pseudoephedrine.

[@untziggy4]

That would be so fucking bitter.

[@siebenschrauben3044]

Oh god no. Pseudoephedrine would be even worse.

[@zekiz774]

​@@untziggy4Xanax isn't thaaat bitter. It's not as bad as MDMA.

[@RamCichlid459]

Does Katie willingly put herself into these types of roles, or are you guys just picking on her? All I want is for Katie to be happy :(

[@xakerie5762]

«Ram•Cichlid» I think she wrote this sketch herself

[@DiaXisHD]

The director is in the description

[@TheJagoly]

+ಠ_ಠ check the video description

[@RamCichlid459]

I.... I kinda meant for the comment to be a joke guys... But, I would really love to see a video where everyone else is miserable and Katie becomes queen of the office... or something. I'm just a big fan of Katie, ok?

[@AndrooUK]

Oh, they didn't just film a normal day at their office?

[@souploop2088]

Everyone’s saying *”ShE dIDnt EAt tHE bluEBeRRys”* SHE DIDNT EAT THE DAMN SALAD Edit: *eyyyyyyyyyy 69 likes 😏😏*

[@rebeccaooof7221]

Not no more

[@innateclue]

259 now

[@rebeccaooof7221]

@@rohankhubchandani3694 which one of us

[@maum46]

694

[@Lppt87]

i mean we get why she wouldn't eat kale. but who doesn't like blueberries?

[@taylahoward3707]

I low-key think Katie is on drugs

[@susu959]

She is

[@ashara3259]

Hahha

[@casonkrzeminski3275]

No dip sherlock

[@asherpereira615]

High-key think Katie is on drugs.

[@flattmanzeke2777]

you got jokes

[@bbear2695]

i know a guy like this. he goes on and on about how healthy he is and how superior vegans are but fully drinks, does drugs, and ive seen him crouching next to the hamburger bar horking down cheese slices when no ones looking.

[@akibuono1920]

She is one of my absolute favorites xD

[@favoritemustard3542]

well, she's dead now

[@SlavicUnionGaming]

@@favoritemustard3542 lol

[@nathanbizzle1409]

So relatable

[@pilegaardRas]

Why is it always Catie that plays the fucked up character??

[@6ThreeSided9]

It's a running joke.

[@Miyanoai14]

It fits her acting style probably.

[@Reyon88]

junkie Catie is hawt

[@paulinaw7358]

the person who directs the sketch is generally the main character; Catie has the most fucked up ideas.

[@unknown455667]

She did a whole sketch about how she hates herself soooo

[@roxs6557]

Looks like she will be missing out on the yoga class she is teaching tomorrow at 6

[@chizas47]

Like the dudes on isntagram giving advices about diet and exercise while the use Steroids.

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

Yeah, honestly. If ur healthy great but dont lecture about people like me smoking weed when your shooting steroids in your bedroom with a dirty needle.

[@lc3920]

Sinkor22 lol is that a joke?

[@the3rdreichu210]

Steroïde aren't magic you still.need to eat well and excercise

[@mortenpaskins6073]

I mean the steroids don't really do anything if you don't diet and exercise

[@happymolecule8894]

Well, steroids are a shortcut. You still need hard work

[@garnalengarnering]

yeah mixing Xanax with heroin is not a good idea. neither is cocaine and heroin. or alcohol and heroin. or cocaine and chloroform. she died from four different drug combinations, not to mention an overdose on cocaine, because that is easily enough cocaine to overdose on.

[@pierredeuj3593]

thanx captain Obvious, i will get you a boat. wait for it

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

she didn't mix them, she took one after another

[@djoakeydoakey1076]

Michael you fucking legend

[@natekankelfitz9735]

Keith Richards probably did all that and he's still standing.

[@neuralmute]

Keith Richards secretly died in 1972. They stuffed him, and have been running him by remote control since then.

[@Dikastes]

I've met way too many people like this to count. Like my old roommate who talked about how doing yoga and being vegan are the greatest thing you can do for your body and your community, but he was also an alcoholic who smoked a pack a day.

[@MrHalohunter24]

I lost my shit with Grant yelling about the whip cream tank

[@typodoeseverything]

0:47 "Blueberries are a super food" *proceeds to not eat the blueberries*

[@jones848]

medikal weeed

[@redfreckle2044]

medikal weeed

[@glockel4308]

medikal weeed

[@BokahblinSans]

kedimal edewww

[@tonydraht]

_"medikal weeed" ~ Homur Simpsin, 12.10.2016_

[@skifli8789]

is weed time doktor

[@Christian-ze7zr]

am i the only one who thinks this should be a new anti drug campaine?

[@PunkZombie1300]

maxwell2904 Yes, because this video is retarded.

[@PunkZombie1300]

So are anti-drug campaigns in general.

[@Christian-ze7zr]

PunkZombie1300 yeah, but at least it would be kind of funny. most anti drug videos they play at school are not convincing. at least this can get some point in a kind of interesting way. though im not anti drug. do it if you want.

[@bernardo00124719]

pro drug campaine. Use drugs and be health.

[@allgunsblazed9106]

maxwell2904 yes

[@TheGroucho66]

There's someone who went to the same school and was in the same year as me when I was a teenager (who I was never friends with) that I would describe as a vegan-nazi; perpetually preaching to everyone on Facebook, constantly talking about being a "clean and pure human being", claiming to be the authority on morality, peace, and love, saying that people who get "caught up in petty squabbles and drama" are silly children, and calling anyone who eats anything other than plants and tofu "monsters"...but then she also repeatedly boasts about how much MDMA she takes at the weekend, goes out clubbing 5 times a week (despite having a kid that was born when she was 15 - whilst at I was at school with her), sincerely calling for the genocide of people who don't have "strong genes" because they "are no use to humanity", and the second she hears someone has been criticising her, she literally threatens to beat the shit out of them and makes FB statuses telling the person that she is outside in the car waiting for them outside the person's house. Also, when someone pointed the hypocrisy out, she went on a Facebook rant claiming that taking MDMA is "totally fine" and - like the video - claimed that it "unlocked portions" of her mind that "the government and media keep closed off through propaganda". She also informed the person that she was going to park outside their house and wait for them to leave so she could beat them up with her older brothers. What a gem.

[@CoderBeast]

holy fuck

[@pauldavies8638]

bet she. wears Leather shoes

[@Dark123hound]

MeanMisterWalrus if you ask me I'd say that she's just a dumbass!

[@HorrorRockChick]

The recommendation is 4 times a year actually

[@tybooskie]

I need to see this.

[@hotelmario510]

Genuinely thought the twist was going to be that she was just sitting in her apartment imagining the entire conversation

[@kimberlyseakhoa-king3382]

She didn't even eat the fucking blueberries

[@ashleyklug4538]

story of my life. I have ulcerative colitis and I lost my colon in 2013 after I bled internally for 5 years. it was so frustrating having family and friends tell me what I would've done about a freaking autoimmune disease as they threw them back or smoked or whatever. and no lie, this happened - I was in the hospital for a blood transfusion. I have a port in my chest because my veins are shot from so much medical intervention. my roommate was repeat detoxing junkie and asked me how to get a port because it "looked so much easier" and people wouldn't find out she was shooting up! oye vey!

[@HelloImMrBubbles]

woah thats rough

[@rosexing1831]

Man your roommate is an idiot

[@mujahid_riad]

Ashley Klug u

[@craftgrrl14]

Jack Laaufe sometimes people with ulcerative colitis or crohns need to have their colon surgically removed to save their life.

[@craftgrrl14]

Better than freaking dying.

[@Cheemma]

I know a few people who think they're better than everyone because they go to the gym all the time and eat healthy, but then they smoke and drink. That's after criticising others for their fast food addictions, btw

[@nathanielbyers6442]

Its funny how katie can make herself look like a complete drug addict so easily

[@megack]

Has anyone else been binge watching college humor cause you rediscovered then.

[@redfreckle2044]

I never left.

[@healthystrongmuslim]

Frapter nobody cares. reported spam

[@dropout]

We were waiting for you to come back for so long... Frapter... we've missed you.

[@megack]

I've missed you :'(.

[@lighto2240]

Has then rediscovered you cause humor college watching binge been else, anyone?

[@This1sS0Stup1d]

I love how she didn't eat the blueberries in her cocktail.

[@nitroneonicman]

This can pass as a horror sketch happy halloween!

[@ElessarEstel]

This was me during my alcoholism. I've always eaten clean af, and everyone at work would always think I was trying to lose weight. Nobody would believe me when I told them that's how I've always eaten. I was fat because I was drinking 750ml every night. Not because I was eating like shit 😂

[@tylerpeyton325]

It’s just funny because I’m a recovering addict and so is my mom. And my mom was the lady who ate naturally, took EVERY supplement in the world, talked about health all day but she shot heroin and smoked crack.

[@moonbray]

i snort protein shake powder so I'm good

[@chrissy8722]

Mama Cow add some protein

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Crazybones1987 rages Then you wanna add some protein to that protein, drop in a couple protein bars, grab a banana, dip it in protein, put it in the blender and then, and only then, can you add some protein, and blend. Now while you guys weren’t looking, I actually went back and added some protein.

[@chrissy8722]

Necrosis Anlecedius addsomeproteinaddsomeproteinaddsomeprotein *NEEDS MORE PROTEIN*

[@TCt83067695]

Mama Cow lawd lol this had better be a joke

[@channeleditor9335]

hey i didnt know this was jacksfilms

[@pythyyy5115]

Illuminati spotted 2:20

[@lordkritz6113]

pythyyy I spotted it before you

[@gardeniablossom4077]

pythyyy creepy

[@kovukinttv8650]

I noticed in a few videos already

[@mahmoudalhamidyh3143]

pythyyy o

[@mahmoudalhamidyh3143]

pythyyy e

[@puddlespuddles5208]

Ah yes this almost perfectly describes a fair amount of "healthy sorority whoooo!" girls I knew in passing while my time in college. Eat like a rabbit during meals, and drink like a fish and do lines like its going out of style the other times.

[@officially8210]

Illuminati on the TV at 2:20

[@healthystrongmuslim]

Officially when did CH start doing this?

[@angrydollar9294]

i knew long back they were infiltrated

[@dropout]

More like Illuminati on the TV ALL THE TIME EVERY DAY, THEY'RE CONTROLLING US ALL THROUGH THE MEDIA

[@officially8210]

I don't want to be that lame guy that freaks out when *insert popular creator here* responds, but ermahgerd!

[@bobrianfo104]

CollegeHumor *tips tinfoil hat*

[@kenmha]

Katie is cute. I definitely send her everything she requested

[@RamGhuman]

I have a healthy friend but does steroids :(

[@dropout]

Is it the guy from your avatar?

[@barrypeanut8110]

OOOHHH FUCK

[@timbeeker9595]

lool youre fucked roidboy

[@channeleditor9335]

well ram sorry to say this but your friend was in the olympics, and is a russian

[@DragonBuilds]

I take steroids too

[@lalalachacha248]

I don’t know why but Katie’s “yumm” at 1:03 has always stuck with me and I say it almost every time I eat something unhealthy.

[@CorneliusDa]

"It's not a big deal Zack" (snapping) (tapping) "Oh, that is good tar"

[@nervengewitter]

I've only seen this kind of behavior in people who do exercise or play team sports like once or twice a week but drink and/or smoke heavily. They'll always say "It's fine, I get plenty of exercise after all" but if you treat yourself to three beers after a football game it kinda ruins the purpose of exercise...

[@irelandperri9292]

Her-these blueberries will keep me safe Me-she didn't eat the blueberries

[@justmeandthethree]

The BEST anti-drug message my children ever witnessed was when they would go with my to visit my brother. He was a chronic alcoholic, and he was developing an addiction to oxycontin. It was agonizing for me to watch Michael slowly die, but for my children it was educational and (in retrospect) maybe a tiny bit traumatizing. Everytime we left his apartment I would tell my children, "THAT is what drugs and alcohol will do to you." And, they made it through high school without drinking or smoking.

[@bellav9221]

Depending on just how young they were, I would say seeing their uncle slowly deteriorate at his own hands would be a lot more than just “slightly traumatizing”

[@justmeandthethree]

@@bellav9221 I explained his issues honestly with my children. I didn't want to give them any BS like "Your uncle is sick today." They knew what was going on, and they learned early about the dangers of alcohol abuse. There was one kinda funny incident. My youngest son overheard me telling someone that Mike had been "hitting the bottle pretty hard during Christmas." He thought that Mike had literally been punching a bottle. He was concerned that Mike might hurt himself if the bottle broke so he asked him about. He was pissed that I was talking about him so I said, "Well then get some help so I have nothing to talk about." I could tell them about the dangers of drinking, but they saw firsthand what happens when you get addicted.

[@johnbailey5835]

Katie's skits are funny af, but also kinda depressing...

[@kojikakoifish2862]

the best part of this is the friggin whole foods music whenever health nut talks XD

[@juliancollot7579]

Zach finally got a haircut. Goddamn hippie

[@floydthatcrazylass]

Completely didn't notice until you pointed that out.

[@zionakers8643]

ha

[@jacobp7006]

Julian Collot whats wrong with hippies 👀👀

[@Hawiianlion67]

Julian Collot what you don’t like the hippies

[@raelemon1512]

I love that Katie’s characters always have some morbid undertone to them, grade A comedy for me

[@Carnivorchristos]

2:20 look at the television In the back (its just for a second) ILLUMINATIE CONF

[@YuukiLex]

This video isn't that long... You edited your comment and made mine invalid...

[@malikmister]

+Thanks ! 2:20

[@Carnivorchristos]

Kenny Thompson no problem !

[@Carnivorchristos]

SuperAstoreth true man ...

[@IsThisMeta]

Well it's an ongoing joke that people think college humor is involved in some tinfoil hat conspiracy so they start throwing that in on purpose

[@doodelay]

her voice before her downward spiral is so soothing

[@bootyduke4473]

When I was a freshman in college, I had a senior friend that refused to eat cookie dough because it's bad for you, but she did quaaludes in between classes, so I think I'll stick to the occasional spoonful of cookie dough

[@vondeppe9739]

That was me, I dealt with the duality of Taking care of my physically and dieting. Yet I also adored Heroin...I would tell my parents it is NOT supposed to make sense. Luckily I wasn't a Poly Drug user. But Heroin was bad enough -.-

[@MrHarsh3600]

Woah I have never been so early. I feel so lonely now. Now I am depressed. I think I need a drink. That's it I am killing myself can't stay lonely anymore

[@happydays6777]

attention seeker

[@Openyoureyesify]

Kolev, please tell me that's sarcasm.

[@MrHarsh3600]

Show some compassion bro, I am dead

[@healthystrongmuslim]

LolGuy reported spam

[@dropout]

You've got a lot of darkness in you for someone named "LolGuy"

[@sananaryon4061]

If you want to eat healthy, that's great, more power to you. But seriously, people who lecture others on their diet are some of the most annoying out there. No, I do not want to hear about your vegan diet, just let me eat my noodles

[@destinyc1382]

Zanar Naryon I eat healthily, don’t lecture other people, but always get flack for it.

[@destinyc1382]

It’s like people want to make you ashamed of being different, which pisses me off

[@grossoldchannel7413]

@@destinyc1382 You aren't "different", you just eat healthy..

[@bijanae]

@@destinyc1382 Yeah, I get that too, when I became vegetarian for environmental reasons I never asserted that my way was the right way but everyone else gave me shit for it and kept saying how I was a hypocrite for being vegetarian or constantly picking at little things I did to gain something out of it. I think it goes with morally justifying your choice of inaction by pointing flaws in the people who DO try.

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

And vice versa. Some people realize you’re vegan/vegetarian and constantly remind you that BeErS anD FRencH fRiEs aRe VeGan

[@astrangeone]

Met someone like this. Huge stoner, smelled like weed, did LSD and shrooms (knew what robotripping was - cough syrup/dxm) but was obsessed with exercise and eating organic food. It was trippy just being with her.

[@Kevessi]

It's always has a dark ending with Katty lol

[@ikilledosama88]

Everyone has a friend like this

[@KyleLi]

Everyone welcome Katie 2.0., no more drugs.

[@randompanda876]

Is whipped cream gas really nitrous oxide?

[@grillbaked]

Yes. Probably the way most common way people inhale nitrous oxide is by buying refillable whipped cream dispensers (the ones you see them using at Starbucks), and loading the nitrous cartridges into them, and then inhaling them one at a time.

[@maximum-oversaiyan]

but not directly out of a can of easy-whip, lmao

[@queenofthorns6746]

Wait, so you can actually get high off of the cans?

[@maximum-oversaiyan]

you might be able to but it's patently retarded to try with actual whipped cream canisters. or, at the very least, fiscally. meanwhile whip-its have been a thing for ages lol.

[@zumis1011]

NO KIDS!!! IT DOESN'T WORK, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST DON'T TRY IT!!!

[@jordondepoti6637]

Bruh I lost it when she started the whip its 😂

[@almightywolf967]

If your wondering why she is inhaling the whip cream, it's because you can get high off that.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

AlmightyWolf Thanks, gramps. We got the news a decade ago.

[@djc621]

I knew that 3 decades ago, 😂

[@YoshiXO]

No shit Sherlock

[@Paulinhanunesm]

I didn't know

[@Matheus_Braz]

AlmightyWolf forget the haters I actually didn't know that

[@notthere83]

Wow... this has got to be the first thing that's critical of drug consumption I've seen in years. Kudos, CollegeHumor.

[@gr6e]

Eh it was just as critical to eating healthy. The whole point was to not be preachy or hypocritical

[@alexvesel1]

I can name a few vegan youtubers like this that preach a healthy lifestyle but they openly smoke.

[@northcub]

OMG WHO I NEED TO KNOW

[@veganmasterchef1069]

alexvesel1 Although a lot of vegans are into health. It's really not the foundation of veganism. Animal rights is the foundation. If you want to be healthy on top of that then great! Health is an added bonus. A lot of people hear about the "vegan diet" and think it's just a health diet trend, when really it's an ethical lifestyle philosophy.

[@keloid123]

+Caitlin McKie Not All BUT more than half is all healthier than thou attitude. 8 out of 10 I met spam the I eat only vegetables memo

[@keloid123]

+Vegan MasterRace NO. Alot of people met vegan through the "bitch I'm healthier than you" attitude most keep spammimg. look at fucking onion

[@alexvesel1]

It is possible to be vegan and still eat like shit (trust me lol) and most vegan youtubers wouldn't go out on youtube, openly state they're vegan and then eat Oreos and french fries all day. They always talk about the importance of health and shit and make the "healthy" recipe videos that consist of 3 raindrops and a blueberry and then smoke up their insta feed. Js.

[@drivinsouth651]

I can totally relate to how hilarious this is because this is how all my friends and lovers passed away.

[@Kaloapoele]

Yeah this made me kinda sad. I had some friends like this and several died young. It’s sad imo on some level people are more angry about them being annoying than being lost and dying young.

[@drivinsouth651]

@@Kaloapoele Yeah, I know what you mean; it is sad, but at least I can laugh at myself while killing myself. Those people who find us annoying are probably why we use drugs and alcohol in the 1st place. And they aren`t much help, nor do they seem to care even after we`re gone. It`s a cold world... Peace & love!

[@undefinedd1147]

@@drivinsouth651 Peace and love

[@ernstjohannes37]

Haha the ending *what a hippocrite*

[@enflamedhuevos]

r/boneappletea

[@trenvert123]

She should've eaten the blueberries.

[@funningincircles]

I had an alcoholic friend who complained I didn't eat healthy, I told her I could eat whatever I wanted, I'd still outlive her since she smoked. She told me said life was about quality not quantity, I laughed and said that smoking affected everything

[@Kwiwiwiwi]

Why does the title imply that knowing someone like this is normal

[@anotheronechompsthedust9618]

probably because it is normal; now with all this fad about being a "healthy nut", detox and "all-organic, all natural, no gluten no fat no water no anything" foods, it's like they focus on that, instead of, you know, leaving the drugs. My aunt is one of those people, jogs up a small mountain every weekend, does cycling three days a week, eats all natural, all fruits and veggies and almost no meat- and yet, chain-smokes like she is in death row. At this point, lung or throat cancer will get to her before she reaches her 60s.

[@kjl3080]

Everyone knows that one friend that does exactly this Well this is exaggerated but people who think they’re healthy then smoke a cig the next minute

[@nubreed13]

Because many of us know at least one person like this. I can name several I know that act like this. Not quite to this extreme but they still smoke and drink or do molly while going hiking every day

[@toastthemost2473]

This was really chilling to watch. A marvelous performance by Katie, and solid all around. I like that the cast took this sketch seriously. They seemed genuinely uncomfortable looking at Katie's character, and even Grant's sarcasm was a subdued sort of disappointment, rather than the over the topness he usually brings. Someone in that cast had someone like this close to them, I'd wager. Probably won't see this comment, but just in case: I'm sorry. It's hard knowing someone needs help, and not knowing how to help them, and something like this is heartbreaking. I hope people see this as more than just another College Humor sketch.

[@hiimhenry2477]

Katie never ate the blueberries though

[@DiegoVelas88]

Notice the Illuminati symbol flash on the TV at the same time she inhale the towel at minute 2:20, that's scarry

[@note_guessr2565]

Wow, wtf?

[@fjaajf]

Okay that's it. CH isn't that funny like it used to be. I subscribed long enough to see drastic changes. Ciao!

[@lcudelta6593]

meh, i might leave soon too. i can tell that the quality's crap now but i cant stop watching.

[@tunateun]

Fritz Asuro agreed. the acting and writing are not horrible, but every sketch is now just one joke, dragged out for the whole three minutes. Old CH was much more off-beat and fast and improvisational.

[@venomtang]

enjoy nerds eating expensive foods on buzzfeed, cya

[@27TheJose]

Fritz Asuro this shit is hilarious you're tripping

[@AhuizotlXiuh]

Jose Pineda yeah wtf I thought CH wasn't as good as it used to be but this one was actually good

[@FPAge21]

Katie just nails it all the time.. I wonder how she can stay serious with that.

[@forrestpeugh3550]

FPAge21 yeah she’s great at her job

[@jjonestown]

On don’t laugh news there was one episode she didn’t laugh at all