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@fangabxyfangabxy85634 жыл бұрын
“In America you look Asian but in Japan you’d look white” - Grandma
@geeswithane7yrago3034 жыл бұрын
I think you're REALLY missing the meaning of being Asian
@maxyperson4 жыл бұрын
I feel this
@staticspark_4 жыл бұрын
That's just half-elves, the handbook says that to humans they're treated like elves, and to elves they're treated like humans.
@reverie57604 жыл бұрын
@@staticspark_ lmfao yes
@pipemong4 жыл бұрын
Its evil
@ShimSladyBrand7 жыл бұрын
"I'm an eighth black" "You're black" I died
@chowderismyboyfriend7 жыл бұрын
SO FUNNY XD
@plasticguitar7 жыл бұрын
I don't really get it. Is that a social commentary or something? I'm not american so I don't know.
@chowderismyboyfriend7 жыл бұрын
Basically since the days of slavery, there has been a societal rule known as the "one-drop" rule, which says that if you have "one-drop" of black blood in you, that makes you black. This rule is utter and complete rubbish though because there were then and still are now people who have black ancestry who look white. It seems that race is just based on how a person looks, which is the very definition of superficial.
@cutiepie1200487 жыл бұрын
IKR XD!!!
@chowderismyboyfriend7 жыл бұрын
***** Yup, I know. I studied about the superficiality of race in school.
@WeirdVideoGames Жыл бұрын
As a white guy I just had a laugh at this fun sketch. Then after the sketch is over I suddenly realize my half-Asian daughter will one day have to stand before the council.
@infinitium8460 Жыл бұрын
She's half Asian, she'll be fine. Half Asians can do almost anything. They don't have the more complex rules of more mixed people.
@keysystem Жыл бұрын
be thankful; she'll be asian enough to brag about her grandmother making much better food than any of us could ever make in our pipe dreams.
@RapsCalorie Жыл бұрын
Your wife has been training her in secret for the day that she does.
@juan6525 Жыл бұрын
As a full Asian, how your wife treats your daughter will decide.
@Snarkbar Жыл бұрын
Douche.
@noxlupa29962 жыл бұрын
“If your filling out a scholarship, you should not check Asian.” OOF, I felt that
@SirSX311 ай бұрын
Although that would probably decrease his chances because the universities discriminate against Asians.
@connorgillispie7128Ай бұрын
Lol I check Native on forms like that. I’m 1/256
@magicfish82135 күн бұрын
@@connorgillispie7128I wanna imagine your great great grandfather or whatever making sure everone knows his native american ancestor down to you
@samovarmaker96735 жыл бұрын
"I'm a Russian Jew" American council: "You're 100% Russian." Russian council: "You're 100% Jew."
@scp--2974 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@lukenel294 жыл бұрын
Soviet/Nazi council: We do not see this going well for you.
@darthbriboy4 жыл бұрын
That's me
@OneDerscoreOneder4 жыл бұрын
They’re not mutually exclusive at all like what?
@hannaberga70634 жыл бұрын
Story of my life
@joelknowl26777 жыл бұрын
"I am 1/32 Native American" "After saying it aloud, this actually makes you *more white* than white people." "Fair."
@anyakathryn68227 жыл бұрын
Joel Knowl I know people who say they're a 1/32 Native American, then question actual Native American people's heritage. It makes you sound so much more white, and this is coming from a white person who is pretty much all white.
@azziemarrie74577 жыл бұрын
Joel Knowl
@doomdoctor63807 жыл бұрын
What do you call 32 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee
@Darkmatter1057 жыл бұрын
LOL
@CarlosTorres-vb5mb7 жыл бұрын
Joel Knowl I'm a little more than 1/16 native American, but i definitely look like I am way more than that. Aka I'm brown, thanks great grandmother.
@void-creature Жыл бұрын
My personal ruling is as follows: I may only be a quarter Korean, but that seems to have still been enough to get bullied in school for being "Chinese", so I get to declare myself as Asian.
@crowtriestoanimate3334 Жыл бұрын
Same but I’m half Korean. The discrimination has been pushed on you, so you might as well own it.
@DaleKamp Жыл бұрын
Aye. Very similar experience here.
@ryanrichardson5844 Жыл бұрын
Tbf i had a teacher who want even asian, but his eyes do look like the asian ones and he said when he was in hs kids used to call him asian slurs even though his family is like ukraineian
@bunnybird93425 ай бұрын
@@ryanrichardson5844 did he have Siberian ancestry?
@Pete_thecat5 ай бұрын
Same, but with chinese, my bullies only knew what ‘chinese’ was so unfortunately they were right about my ethnicity without even knowing what ‘asian’ itself meant💀
@foxgirlthememegirl1344 Жыл бұрын
As someone who is a quarter Okinawan, I recently wrote my highschool English paper on how I was confused about if I'm Asian enough to be considered Asian. I don't look Asian, but my mother definitely does. When I was younger people assumed she was the nanny if she ever took me to the store or anything. This is super relatable to me
@LeakyTrees Жыл бұрын
I guess you failed the English paper because it's spelled "definitely" (/nm /nsrs)
@foxgirlthememegirl1344 Жыл бұрын
@@LeakyTrees thanks 😅 spelling was never my strong suit
@LeakyTrees Жыл бұрын
@@foxgirlthememegirl1344 we make the perfect team, it's half my entire personality (/j)
@foxgirlthememegirl1344 Жыл бұрын
@@LeakyTrees damn. We should make a book or something lol
@LeakyTrees Жыл бұрын
@@foxgirlthememegirl1344 I've been trying to do that for 3 years it's very hard
@deepred22254 жыл бұрын
“ I’m 1/ 151 Hispanic” “ Have you ever been hit with a sandal?” “Yes” “Your Hispanic “
@antonn.mp44 жыл бұрын
BRO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
@lunasorree71774 жыл бұрын
*you’re
@Ex0dus1114 жыл бұрын
Si conoces la chancla, bienvenido a la raza!
@YusuffYT4 жыл бұрын
I can tell by you're broke english.
@pianofry11384 жыл бұрын
What if you're 0% but you've been hit by a sandel
@plssub0videos9863 жыл бұрын
As an Asian myself, I can confirm that the Asian council exists.
@jmerc4523 жыл бұрын
@EnchantingEcho I second!
@Cat183643 жыл бұрын
I can cofirm that it is true too
@Justcatc3 жыл бұрын
As a black person I can confirm the black council exists too
@kleuafflatus3 жыл бұрын
Lol but only in North America I guess. Majority of the people in Europe are ambiguous, like if you speak French, you're French, unless you're in the super small towns in the south.
@golgotha39383 жыл бұрын
If a hapa country existed it would basically be run like this lol
@phantommangagirl2 жыл бұрын
“My great-great-great grandmother was Jewish.” “You’re Jewish.” “I’m not circumcised.” “Get out.”
@souplover96542 жыл бұрын
But I’m a girl
@phantommangagirl2 жыл бұрын
@@souplover9654 Idk if there’s a girl equivalent
@noahbullock66962 жыл бұрын
@@phantommangagirl there is something called female circumcision but it’s not only illegal but a highly amoral form of mutilation. It basically makes it so that you don’t enjoy sex. They do it in some African and middle eastern areas for I think religious and cultural reasons.
@HearMeShout7892 жыл бұрын
My father is 100% ashkenazi but he's my father so I guess I'm not 50% jewish.
@HearMeShout7892 жыл бұрын
@hadassah tzipporah help me more Jewish person
@TheRealFollower2 жыл бұрын
Black council on light skinned folks: In terms of struggles we will come to your defense but will severely judge you if you are in an environment over other much darker blacks. You also have access to the N word but only in front of whites. If you become rich and famous we will 100% accept you on the condition we get to talk about you while getting our hair done. How do you plead? Defendant: Does it matter? Black council: You're black.
@darryljack66122 жыл бұрын
STOP UR KILLING ME LOL
@patricew.4010 Жыл бұрын
One drop rule is still mainly pushed by blacks, and they do claim Megan. They claim anyone that "looks" mildly black. Take for instance Eartha Kit daughter, before her nose job "black" after nose job "white." Her DNA didn't change, just blacks who claimed her stance did. Looks matter over actual blood. Which is why Cardi B can get by with the "supposedly" bad slur (nword) yet apologized over a fucking hairstyle.
@kiarabutera95943 жыл бұрын
"Im half italian" "what do you call your grandma?" "you mean my nonna?" "you're italian"
@philipd-c51693 жыл бұрын
The council takes into account where you live,I have been considered italian in some places but not others.
@madamebluebell45973 жыл бұрын
@@philipd-c5169 yeah, if you’re from a small village and you still have family there, then you’re Italian. But if you’re from a big city, then you’re a tourist
@ChestersonJack3 жыл бұрын
Honestly mood. I’m literally like, a 16th Italian so I would never consider myself as such because it feels weird, but nonna is what I’ve always called her, so…
@Knudsen_Hernandez3 жыл бұрын
I'm Irish and I call my grandmother Nonna, although i think that's just my family, I'm pretty sure most here call their grandmothers either Granny or Mamó.
@beclops3 жыл бұрын
Half Italian but I call my grandma Nonna and my last name's "D'Agostini". That's gotta count for something.
@Oopseepoopsy4 жыл бұрын
Me “I’m 100% Asian” Parents “You’re adopted”
@jamessong78864 жыл бұрын
Your score is your heritage 100% on the test, 100%Asian and so and so
@jakobraahauge72994 жыл бұрын
Oh! You get the whole banana thing - you get all the Asian slurs and none of the perks. And then you are always supposed to tell how lucky you are. I'm half Inuit and people think I'm Asian - I kinda think I get I get why a lot of my friends are adopted Asians with white parents.
@CummyCaptain4 жыл бұрын
"we picked u up from the dustbin"
@void.null.19873 жыл бұрын
Late but this is the funniest possible response
@AnbaLen3 жыл бұрын
@@jakobraahauge7299 Out of nowhere curiosity, apologies, but are there many people around you who are adopted? Do you find there’s stuff you can relate to with each other? I’ve always wondered about it since adoption experiences can be so different. Since I’ve never had the immediate chance (and courage) to speak to other adoptees. I’ve always wondered a bit about that. If there’s some sort of understanding you can feel.
@M00nst0ne2 жыл бұрын
Quarter Korean here. I can definitely relate to that red hair girl 😭😭😭
@DreamInSongs Жыл бұрын
I wonder if this inspired that one episode of Atlanta
@ottilie889011 күн бұрын
This sketch was made a year before atlanta even aired
@neta110 күн бұрын
@@ottilie8890 that's precisely why they were asking i think
@Altsncro3 жыл бұрын
As an Asian we can confirm that the Council does exist as a cohesive hive-mind that all Asians can access
@alexandersmall73802 жыл бұрын
You weren’t supposed to tell this secret! At least you didn’t say the real reason why we all (REDACTED)
@wilsoniothegreat61622 жыл бұрын
@@alexandersmall7380 dude you’re letting everyone know that there’s a secret [REDACTED]
@alexandersmall73802 жыл бұрын
@@wilsoniothegreat6162 Don't worry the [REDACTED] has someone who is in charge of this who covers up any mention of [REDACTED]
@wilsoniothegreat61622 жыл бұрын
@@alexandersmall7380 people are gonna wonder what (REDACTED) is but I’ll trust you about it
@kishitendou54922 жыл бұрын
So, kinda like Sybill System, yes? And those quarter but more than a sixteenth Asians will get Dominator Paralyzer Mode, while those less than a sixteenth gets the Lethal Mode?
@vidaphotography40733 жыл бұрын
I’m a quarter Korean and they nailed the amount of uncertainty the girl on the council has 😂
@samuraix5583 жыл бұрын
Same! I'm a quarter Chinese, but I don't really *look* it?? I can speak Mandarin, but my (half Asian) mom doesn't. My little sister looks f u l l Asian, buuuttt
@tangyorange34633 жыл бұрын
I thought you were Starbucks
@ItzMits_3 жыл бұрын
Im 1/5 korean-chinese i can speak a little korean only..and i look a little asian but you cant rlly say im asian by looking at me..at the other side everyone says my little brother look most asian
@vidaphotography40733 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMits_ I'm definitely more white passing, so I feel weird flexing the Asian card, but I look Asian enough for confused people to ask me about my ethnicity lol
@rebekahmontesdeoca5653 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMits_ sorry, just curious, how can you be 1/5 anything?
@thebakalord Жыл бұрын
"I’m a quarter Irish." "Have you been hit by the wooden spoon?" "Yes… don’t remind me please…" "You’re Irish!"
@orboobleck5366 Жыл бұрын
"How much can you drink?" "How much time do I have?"
@morbidsearch Жыл бұрын
I have Irish parents, have lived in Ireland my whole life and was baptised Catholic, but the internet has made me question if my family is actually WASP in disguise.
@ahleenah2 жыл бұрын
“I am 100% Turkish but was born and raised in Germany and my family has been living there for 3 generations” Turkish council: “you’re German” German council: “we will give you the rights of a German and you will be German on paper but we will never fully treat you as such” “I’m 100% Turkish but have blue eyes and blonde hair” German council: “welcome fellow German! Have a free beer on your way out!”
@lenya20042 жыл бұрын
So siehts aus.
@PirateTHESteam12 жыл бұрын
This is essentially the experience of every non-white immigrant that lives in western or northern Europe.
@rainerwahnsinn95852 жыл бұрын
Not right...if you say something against Erdowahn and make vacation in Turkey they send u to prison as a turkish person, cause they don´t "accept" that you are not turkish anymore...and the old-generation changes...there a mor and more nice people in the offices...also it helps if you speak normal, not in Assi-Deutsch or with extra-Accent.Maybe this is only in Cologne...
@dankfrank728 Жыл бұрын
Turkish people hate us diaspora Turks idk why. My family has entirely assimilated but the family name and ancestry is still Turkish. Despite this, most Turkish people I've talked to don't wanna acknowledge that I'm Turkish.
@TrueMakedonia Жыл бұрын
You're a blonde and blue-eyed turk? Got bad news for you. You ain't turk
@sugaredoleander4094 жыл бұрын
"i'm 1/576 estonian" "well, clearly that's not-" "i'm also a celebrity" "congratulations, you're on the list of 10 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Estonian, here's your flag, rye bread and we'll see you at Laulupidu"
@ivanarcheous47314 жыл бұрын
How did you get 1/576?
@kumuschannel71364 жыл бұрын
🤣
@hirandompeopled49684 жыл бұрын
Yerin & Yeseo Fan sigh... i know it’s a joke but I’m an American who knows at least a little about other countries, and I hate that most people don’t, you know?
@tarielkaroldan59034 жыл бұрын
'the short list'
@SleepyCinnamon4 жыл бұрын
Yerin & Yeseo Fan Where u get, e-stoned
@bobjenkins49258 жыл бұрын
'How white are you?' WELL!... I'm 1/8th spanish, 2/8ths dutch, 34/86 fren-' "STOP. You're white.'
@PogieJoe8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jenkins hahaha Brilliant.
@thebestbuisnesscyan41848 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jenkins most people "I'm a big pool of Europe"
@nehemiahyu8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jenkins we know these are random numbers because you didn't reduce.
@TheSuricateMeerkat8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jenkins I'm sick of those guys, like man you are fucking white and that's it stop bitching around :V
@enzift8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Jenkins welp i am 1/6 german 1/6 polish 2/6 italian 1/6 portuguese 1/6 native american and 1/6 black, try to top that out
@squid89902 жыл бұрын
“Im an 1/8 black,” “your black” I find this hilarious and true
@popolekupasupport22462 жыл бұрын
*I'm *you're
@rubub84552 жыл бұрын
@@popolekupasupport2246 shut up
@asturias02672 күн бұрын
I'm 1/8th black and this feels very untrue in my experience.
@TachibanaTengoku2 жыл бұрын
As a Hispanic with a black grandma, I can say that in my experience, the black community does not view you as black if you're not at least half, or outwardly black. Heck, even if you were half, but lightskin, they might still not view you as black.
@cameronbrigham2 жыл бұрын
In a lot of communities, a lighter skinned mixed can be deemed “black” based on their level of ghetto mannerism and use of street knowledge.
@dangernoodledee111 Жыл бұрын
I'm half black but with light enough skin to pass for white if I cover up my 3b/c hair, and I haven't been to a Black affinity group in years because everyone will glare at me if I open my mouth in the slightest. For a lot of half black people, you're treated as either 100% black or not black at all.
@ey5373 Жыл бұрын
The one-drop rule is a legal principle of racial classification that was prominent in the 20th-century United States. It asserted that any person with even one ancestor of black ancestry ("one drop" of "black blood") is considered black (Negro or colored in historical terms). HOWEVER, people in many other countries have tended to treat race less rigidly, both in their self-identification and how they regard others. Just as a person with physically recognizable African ancestry can claim to be black in the United States, someone with recognizable Caucasian ancestry may be considered white in Brazil, even if mixed race. According to Jose Neinstein, a native white Brazilian and executive director of the Brazilian-American Cultural Institute in Washington, in the United States, "If you are not quite white, then you are black." However, in Brazil, "If you are not quite black, then you are white." Neinstein recalls talking with a man of Poitier's complexion when in Brazil: "We were discussing ethnicity, and I asked him, 'What do you think about this from your perspective as a black man?' He turned his head to me and said, 'I'm not black,' ... It simply paralyzed me. I couldn't ask another question."
@martinfiedler4317 Жыл бұрын
@@ey5373 As all of humanity stems from Africa, can I now claim to be "legally black"?
@asbest2092 Жыл бұрын
@@ey5373 the whole world treats races identically. They call you the one you look more alike
@atticusv6683 жыл бұрын
“I’m 1/16 Scottish.” “Have you ever hit an Englishman in the head with a lamb leg bone while drunk?” “Yes.” “You are 200% Scottish
@goldnpiggyboi3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@screamingeternally63723 жыл бұрын
...I am both confused and intrigued, but also afraid.
@wowzadude67733 жыл бұрын
This is impossible, the entire Scottish council would be too inebriated to speak properly
@atticusv6683 жыл бұрын
@@wowzadude6773 Don’t worry, they have translators on sight (also known as the Welsh)
@cecilia69723 жыл бұрын
uhh, is this a scottish thing..?
@theshortestcharles68864 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to CollegeHumor for giving Kelly Marie Tran more lines than J.J. Abrams
@kpods11163 жыл бұрын
A sad truth.
@transontung19323 жыл бұрын
Oh she have the same family name as me
@JustYoni73 жыл бұрын
Damn bro
@jackbinkleymusic3 жыл бұрын
Period
@redhood76503 жыл бұрын
Still less annoying than the last jedi
@Bill-Watterson Жыл бұрын
I’m quite insecure about being 1/2 Asian/Japanese because I think I’m not “Asian enough” mostly because I am quite white passing. It’s sweet that 1/4 Asian person is being reassured that they belong up there, it makes me feel like my identity and experiences deserve to be respected.
@xyeB Жыл бұрын
Im a quarter Asian and YOU think you’re not Asian enough? 💀
@Bill-Watterson Жыл бұрын
@@xyeB lol yeah it’s a bit silly but I’m really white passing and more familiar with American culture than Japan’s which makes me very insecure 💀 Maybe it’s a bit insensitive to say that idk. But when people fetishise being Asian (especially East Asian) it’s a bit hard to bring up you’re 1/2 Asian when you look Caucasian and white as snow
@Joe-ix5hj Жыл бұрын
@@Bill-Watterson You are Asian enough. Never let anyone or anything make you think any differently.
@sullymd110 ай бұрын
Yeah being mixed race is a double edge sword you want to appreciate both your families culture and ethic identity's but when one person makes a comment that you don't look like this or you were born in so in so country it creates insecurity and identity issues I'm Irish but I'm also black and latina I know nothing about black culture the irony is I actually was excited to learn African culture but I bet the people there won't see me as 'african' I'm to dark to be Irish even it's my grandfather's last name and I wanted to celebrate it but I heard some Irish people don't consider Irish American's True Irish So I'll just settle with my latina Culture it's the only thing I got left .
@Yautah9 ай бұрын
well, obviously they do. Might be cliché, but that gives you an unique perspective that few people have and many might fight interesting. Now what you do with that depends on you :P
@failedartguy2 жыл бұрын
Obviously still a great video, but as a history major I'd like to add that I love how they made it seem almost like a court proceeding, drawing parallels to the US's historic past of trying to legally define race to maintain the ability to enslave or discriminate against black people. Also, DNA tests that tell you what country you're from are based on what specific genes they notice in your DNA that often belong to specific groups, and the percentages they give aren't based on your actual heritage. That's how both my mom and my aunt got different results and percentages on ancestry despite the website still confirming that they were sisters from the same mother and father.
@rachelfox810810 ай бұрын
That makes sense. While your mum and aunt have the same set of parents, they'll have got their own grab-bag of genetics. We may get mathematical about heritage, but genes don't work mathematically.
@EosinophyllisАй бұрын
Yeah, can attest for the ancestry thing. My grandfather’s results came back as 100% white. He’s a registered member of the Manitoba Metis Federation (or was at some point), spoke Michif as a child, has had genealogy done proving he is not 100% white, and got sent to a catholic school (read in between the lines for that last one).
@failedartguyАй бұрын
@@Eosinophyllis That’s really interesting, thank you for sharing! Another note that may be worth considering specifically in the case of indigenous people is that the US and Canadian governments historically benefited when they could limit the number of people considered to be of indigenous heritage, as it made it easier to enact colonization and fabricate claims to indigenous land and resources. When combined with the historical economic disenfranchisement of indigenous people limiting their access to genetic testing (which in turn makes laboratories which run those tests less likely to invest in discovering genes common among those groups), the reasons why these tests fail BIPOC and Indigenous people specifically becomes far more clear. Sorry if you’re already well aware of this, I just wanted to share the information I have on this topic since I’ve studied this as a part of my history degree and hope to teach in Canada in the future.
@jean-louisecarroll24473 жыл бұрын
"My great great grandfather was Irish" Americans: You're Irish Irish: No you're not
@jean-louisecarroll24473 жыл бұрын
@@aperson8473 "Certainly you're father would be irish but your children? 1/16th. That's nothing, that's like half a slice pizza. That's not even a snack"
@jean-louisecarroll24473 жыл бұрын
@@aperson8473 No you are not irish enough to act superior, however you are irish enough to be annoyed by the stereotypical leprechaun costumes. Just don't like.. make a big deal out of it or you'll embarrass yourself
@Mothman19923 жыл бұрын
My grandmother and grandfather came over to America because he had a bullet in his stomach from a British soldier?
@Mothman19923 жыл бұрын
@@jean-louisecarroll2447 can I be annoyed that they're depicting leprechauns as tiny when they're theb largest of the fair folk?
@RaptureInRed3 жыл бұрын
You've no idea how much Irish people hate Americans calling themselves Irish.
@jewelhelligar40135 жыл бұрын
The black council one is so accurate and has me rolling
@Zzyzzyzzs4 жыл бұрын
The use of present tense makes me think you haven't stopped rolling in 11 months. Are you okay?
@ggar4 жыл бұрын
@@Zzyzzyzzs it would appear not
@izaiahthomas19394 жыл бұрын
To be honest it would be more accurate with white people on the bench. They never let that s go (i.e Megan Merkle)
@ChadEditorZ4 жыл бұрын
@@Zzyzzyzzs legend says he is still rolling to this date
@summerallday81024 жыл бұрын
She still prolly should say the n word
@wanderingseer43546 ай бұрын
As a quarter asian I totally relate to the one in the sketch
@dianeong9253 Жыл бұрын
Love the skit. Would love to see more from the Asian Council 😁
@kimihitothegreat63964 жыл бұрын
"But we will silently judge you" understatement of the century.
@CoronaVirus-kd9gv4 жыл бұрын
As a Asian in real life, 我觉得这是真的。(I believe this is so true)
@gracecheng20064 жыл бұрын
Corona Virus 我相信大家都會 😂
@wessltov4 жыл бұрын
More of an overstatement, considering how loud and annoying those race-warriors get
@willowisp13764 жыл бұрын
Im half and I swear the lady at the kimbap place has vendetta against me or something
@luthfihar32113 жыл бұрын
"i grew up in Indonesia but not born there" "you're not Indonesian" "but i'm famous?" "okay, you're a golden child of our country and people, here's the flag"
@asmerX1003 жыл бұрын
same goes to malaysian
@wanitooo3 жыл бұрын
Exactly like in the Philippines lmfao
@luthfihar32113 жыл бұрын
@@wanitooo the three over proud bois, nice
@wanitooo3 жыл бұрын
@@luthfihar3211 Maphilindo gang represent
@sittiesheika74833 жыл бұрын
@@wanitooo exactly the term Pinoy pride is overused to the point it's making me cringe sometimes 🤣
@ezrenficker450210 ай бұрын
As someone who's 1/4 South Asian (and 3/4 white) I relate way too much to the 1/4 Asian girl getting self conscious about being on the council. Like sometimes I feel like I'm not South Asian enough to say that I am, but I'm also not white enough to say I'm white cause everyone says I look more Indian than white. Luckily the others reassuring her that she belongs there is also very accurate in my experience so that's nice
@budlebodle2171 Жыл бұрын
"I am 100% Korean but I don't like spicy food." "You are Japanese"
@talon310calif4 жыл бұрын
Rose got more lines on this 3 minute video than the entire Rise of Skywalker
@packr724 жыл бұрын
They replaced her with a slug.
@anarchyandempires54524 жыл бұрын
Omega lol.
@eugeniawong2494 жыл бұрын
packr72 oh I couldn’t tell
@Xumal4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kennygudz93264 жыл бұрын
Good. Glad she didn't do much. Was just about the best thing in the movie
@supahstrike773 жыл бұрын
"I'm a 1/500 Filipino that made it into international news coverage." "You're Filipino."
@thesparks002 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀 ppl be like that sometimes
@mechanikalbull56262 жыл бұрын
Dead hungry for foreigners validation .... shame
@gummy58622 жыл бұрын
@@mechanikalbull5626 They just hungry period bruh
@im_a_hooman35992 жыл бұрын
It feels embarassing at this point. But being one is fun actually
@kirinotosaki90042 жыл бұрын
@@mechanikalbull5626 bruh we're also hungry literally
@toddwebb78942 жыл бұрын
any one else here from that last Atlanta episode? lol
@rexappleby47312 жыл бұрын
That's what I immediately thought of yeah.
@joshjenne8355Ай бұрын
This will never get old to me. I saw it when it first released in 2015 and still reference it to this day lmfao
@snakeboy79635 жыл бұрын
They should make a sequel but with gays and lesbians *woman approaches a panel of women* "I've had a few sexual experiences with women but I'm dating a man" "Okay so you can call yourself lesbian as a joke, maybe, but don't do it too much, and you can't come to this lesbian social event. Also you can listen to Melissa Ethridge but you'll never _really_ understand her okay?" *man approaches a panel of men* "I saw a guy once and I thought he looked cute" *"YOU'RE GAY."*
@unnamedtheanonymous7635 жыл бұрын
LOL, perfect.
@mythellaneous20825 жыл бұрын
YES PLEASE
@amyartlover5 жыл бұрын
I'm bi tho
@microbialdoormat5 жыл бұрын
I’m here to claim my judgement: Starting sentence: I have never had a crush on a boy but have only liked 2 girls in my life. Response? (Hint hint: you don’t gotta (; )
@amyartlover5 жыл бұрын
@@microbialdoormat ok, so have you ever thought a guy is attractive? Even a little? If so, you can say you are bisexual if not you can say you're gay
@sarche6968 жыл бұрын
girl: "I'm an eight black?" council: "you're black" hahahahahaa i spit my tea all over my screen.
@kingradovidv45248 жыл бұрын
That makes you british, despite your true origins.
@daraj028 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@tregast87638 жыл бұрын
+Icicle Jr "sips tea as reads comment" how did you know?
@daraj028 жыл бұрын
Klyzm no
@zZMusTtanGZz8 жыл бұрын
+i'm awesome no you didnt? why bullshit for likes
@sujisuninja7 Жыл бұрын
Even after all these years this is still a powerful video in the last few seconds of the sketch making its point that the video was leading to comedy yes but a great truth pointed out.
@akirajackson59982 жыл бұрын
I am in medical school & especially for Social Work. I found this quite hilarious because of the stereotypes in a more comedical and honest way. It is funny, please let me know if I can help your channel out
@robs.18682 жыл бұрын
In my head canon, the council made the conscious decision to make Zach they’re main speaker. They feared a full Asian would make the rulings seem harsh and a quarter Asian wouldn’t be taken seriously.
@Iguanaparrots2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing; then I just remembered that the concept is that it’s the MIXED Asian Heritage council which makes even more sense
@iv97532 жыл бұрын
Also Zach is a good spokesperson
@Tao_Tology2 жыл бұрын
@@iv9753 Apart from the whole TidePods thing.
@TheBritishCigarette092 жыл бұрын
that makes sense
@supermarketone Жыл бұрын
this is literally my friend group
@subforgrandmachallenge46616 жыл бұрын
The day i found out i wasnt asian was when some dude at my sushi place gave me a spoon
@ARedVelvetBunnie5 жыл бұрын
Oh ew, at least they should give a fork lmao
@nicolasdanan81825 жыл бұрын
yeah but you need it for miso soup
@beepmeep32585 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasdanan8182 not neccessarily, when I went to Japan we drank straight from the bowl
@amyartlover5 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasdanan8182 *gasp* how dare you! We don't need a spoon, we drink it straight from the bowl!
@jerdasaurusrex5575 жыл бұрын
From what I gathered miso soups are meant to be drank straight from the bowl while possibly stirring it with your chopsticks.
@RagnarokMic Жыл бұрын
I love this episode of Atlanta.
@somepepperonyoutube837410 ай бұрын
as a full asian, i gotta go serve on the council every few years its annoying, but it was either this or jury duty
@CrowHousePress7 жыл бұрын
The end is so fucking hilarious
@86733507 жыл бұрын
Right! 😂
@griffinsantos37127 жыл бұрын
chelsea moniq
@86733507 жыл бұрын
Griffin Santos ?
@CrowHousePress7 жыл бұрын
chelsea monique
@CrowHousePress7 жыл бұрын
Griffin Santos
@jwl000663 жыл бұрын
“I am 100% ethnically korean and I was born and mostly raised in korea but I lived abroad for a few years” Koreans in korea: “You’re not _completely_ korean” people actually say this
@sophtware_slump2 жыл бұрын
Ye nah hmmmmm....maybe? Nahhhhh (All jokes aside, it's really about mentality and overall 'behavior')
@tae-whankim98212 жыл бұрын
hahaha yeah I agree, although I have to say it's easier for guys, as long as you served in the ROK army, society will accept you as a Korean.
@okmangeez2 жыл бұрын
They have a word for people like that: “Gyopo.” Means you were born and raised in Korea, but moved elsewhere and became “less Korean” during your time abroad. Thus you are not considered an “actual” Korean. I would know, since I’m a Gyopo myself :)
@thesparks002 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀 this is so discriminatory and for what? 💀💀💀
@okmangeez2 жыл бұрын
@@thesparks00 Because Korea is very homogenous and holds fairly conservative views when it comes to foreigners, even Korean foreigners.
@johnkingbad Жыл бұрын
"Yeah, so, I'm Indian American." "Get out."
@SidCudi_ Жыл бұрын
Is this where Donald Glover got inspiration for that Atlanta episode?
@chellio6463 Жыл бұрын
I’m wondering this as well
@B3RS3RK3R2323 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same.
@asuka-ryo2 жыл бұрын
It's hard being an Asian and having to face this council every 5 years - you never know if you'll still be an Asian by the end of the day 😔
@hoi-polloi1863 Жыл бұрын
You guys have to re-certify? Wow. I'm white, and all we have to do is promise to eat mayonnaise at least once a year. And they never check, either.
@hoi-polloi1863 Жыл бұрын
@Qagmez 7668 It's okay, you can be a free agent like in the NBA! You can get traded to another team in exchange for another player and a 2nd round draft pick...
@hoi-polloi1863 Жыл бұрын
@Qagmez 7668 Oh I'm just joking around!
@jeannerose1970 Жыл бұрын
Idk i am full asian do it goes easy for me🤷♀️
@jetscreamer1 Жыл бұрын
Because being Asian is updated every year.
@kendra90026 жыл бұрын
Genetics can be weird for mixed people. My niece is an eighth Korean and she could pass for half, unlike her father who doesn't look like he as a drop of Asian blood despite being a fourth.
@elisabethheiman21045 жыл бұрын
Many quarter Asians don't look Asian. Like Chessy Prout, (she was the girl who was in the boarding school sexual assault case that made national news a few years ago and she came forward earlier this year after she got sick and tired of being portrayed as a nameless vitcim and wrote a memoir of her experience) you probably couldn't tell just by looking at her that she's 25% Japanese due to the fact that she has blonde hair and blue eyes and pretty much looks white but her mom's white and her dad's half Japanese.
@siriuslydont5 жыл бұрын
There was this half japanese kid at my summer camp who looked 100% white, just with dark hair and eyes
@wanderingbufoon5 жыл бұрын
Ganda Gandara Filipinos don’t count. Your ancestry is Austro-Polynesian and/or Caucasian. Philippians are more likely to look black or white than Asian. Well, they used to. Due to excessive migration in the past centuries, that might have changed drastically. I mean there are white people everywhere in the past half millennia. And the Chinese are migrating like flies. As for Philippine asians, they are relatively new. You guys aren’t even Asian. Only called as such cuz of the regional naming. And also people being uneducated. And yes, the English word for Filipino (citizens of Felipe or Philip anglicized) is Philippian. Yes, similar to that city state in Greece which is named Filippo which is Philip anglicized. Remember, the South East of Asia was once named East Indies. You could’ve been called Indians. So why do you call yourselves Asians, I would never know. I always say islanders but I would be corrected by ignorant people who have no idea what they’re talking about. Even would say that they aren’t American nor Spanish. Which is especially weird considering it hasn’t even been 100 years since Americans left and for the longest time, was a Spanish colony. The other nations surrounding that country know their culture now and integrated English or French or Dutch. Not the Philippines though. Weird. Terminology aside and back to biology, there’s a reason why some quarter look more or less the other and it’s due to genetic skipping. Some dominant genes go dormant and the recessive ones become the more dominant and that generation will have more dominant recessive genes than the dominant ones. But when they have a kid, their offsprings won’t look like the parents but their grandparents (dominant genes are more dominant again).
@wschippr15 жыл бұрын
oh gusano I'm half middle eastern and I am white af. My father wasn't, he was very dark. Genes don't always seem to like the way we categorize things it seems.
@TarjeiElias5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's mostly random. Check out interracial couples who get twins. In the most extreme cases, one twin can look completely white and the other completely black.
@just_a_platypus7134 Жыл бұрын
I love how they kept the part that zac won’t let people interrupt him from the fix things episode
@meepwagon80312 жыл бұрын
I love this video. 2 minutes and 42 seconds of set up for that 5 second punchline
@danasheehan66337 жыл бұрын
When you fall under that 1/4 and you relate to the whole "should I even be here" thing
@lani45527 жыл бұрын
yeah that part was too relatable
@kgkpink7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I relate too
@CubedCubone7 жыл бұрын
JOHN EGBERT
@user-id6kf7fd9k6 жыл бұрын
Exactly... Especially if 3/4 White.
@sophieliebman11056 жыл бұрын
Yassssss
@mikeymegamega6 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD THAT'S ROSE FROM STAR WARS!!!
@legofans1006 жыл бұрын
mikeymegamega exactly my reaction!\
@seaweed8rain6 жыл бұрын
yay! worse character than jar jar binks!
@EmoElmo0076 жыл бұрын
Rayhan Abrar uhhh that's a long stretch. She was in some unfortunate scenes but as a character she's definitely more likable than Jar Jar
@legofans1006 жыл бұрын
Emo Elmo er... u mean when she inexplicably trashed Finn’s speeder on planet Crait? Nah, she’s def worse than Jar Jar.
@legofans1006 жыл бұрын
IAP 2.0 it’s Christmas break, everyone’s on KZbin searching for random videos to comment on.
@tom4150 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the Atlanta episode. They were way tougher on deciding who go black a scholarship lol
@brianlabarthe8511 Жыл бұрын
I was called 'not Asian enough' in the US the first time I went there when I was 20, because I was born and raised in China. I am not quite so sure how more Asian should I be, lol.
@susan-payne2 жыл бұрын
THE QUARTER ASIAN GIRL SAYING SHE DOESN’T FEEL LIKE SHE SHOULD BE THERE AND THE OTHER TWO REASSURING HER IS LITERALLY ME I’M A QUARTER KOREAN
@ItzZ4p2 жыл бұрын
@brixk bro you don't have to be that rude
@Lucifersfursona2 жыл бұрын
@brixk so spaketh brick
@jasminnorthway34482 жыл бұрын
@@ItzZ4p they’re not that Asian
@jasminnorthway34482 жыл бұрын
Yea no your not that Asian tbh I wouldn’t even count that as being Asian 😐
@susan-payne2 жыл бұрын
y’all need to chill, i never said i was asian. i just said that i related to the girl who said she didn’t think she was asian. 저는 한국인이 아닙니다 😐
@jezzaboi21684 жыл бұрын
Serbian council: "Wait, Im not-" "YES, IS SERBIAN. NEXT"
@noodles71934 жыл бұрын
kosovo be like
@chrisrebert92714 жыл бұрын
Is it a territorial expansion joke, or..?
@dorkmax70733 жыл бұрын
@@chrisrebert9271 Yes. Bosnia is Serbia. Croatia is Serbia. Macedonia? YOU MEAN SOUTH SERBIA SHUT UP
@douglasfreer3 жыл бұрын
Serbian council: *points to map of Europe* ALL SERBIA!!!
@juniorcrusher22453 жыл бұрын
me: uhhhhh im polish serbian council: slav? you're serbian
@Constitution17897 ай бұрын
That ending is hilarious. I wasn't expecting that.
@wolfhaley49262 жыл бұрын
haha Atlanta just did an episode exactly like this
@rikishikato50014 жыл бұрын
My friend's has a lot of Asian in her She's Kyrgyz, Korean, Kuwaiti, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, and Malay. All the blood from her ancestors gathered in her to make her the Ultimate Asian
@hakimssszzz92894 жыл бұрын
Damn, how fast did she done her work?
@rikishikato50014 жыл бұрын
@@hakimssszzz9289 really slow since she has unstable hands and she's really bad with detailed stuffs
@owlright75244 жыл бұрын
holy-
@adam.n-steve4 жыл бұрын
I'm not that Asian mixed but I'm pretty Asian too. I am a Burmese,Chinese and my grandfather is a Indian. Edit: My grandma is a pure Shan race.
@hakimssszzz92894 жыл бұрын
@@rikishikato5001 Well, guess she didn't reach her Asianity yet.
@Play_Dreams8 жыл бұрын
This is extremely accurate, especially that ending.
@benjoleo8 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Hernandez an extremely accurate what?
@JohnDoe-in9ni8 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Hernandez Are you the Joshua Hernandez I know? I swear to God. If so, then hola!
@morganmememachine4668 жыл бұрын
+Kyle Scott that's racist.
@unconcernedperson878 жыл бұрын
You know what makes me annoyed? That eastern Asian countries AREN'T all of the countries in Asia. There's the Indian Subcontinent and South East Asia, and the Middle East. We're never recognised (the brown Indians) despite doing as well as these Chinese, Japenese and Korean etc.
@theunknownbeing78 жыл бұрын
+Concerned Person it's obviously because Indians look way different compared to East Asians... Japanese/Chinese/Koreans all become classified as Asians and people can hardly tell them apart unless you're one of them. Indians get their own label because they're much more easily distinguishable. And 'Asian' itself don't mean much other than continent labeling -.-
@ankylo55502 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Kelly Marie Tran was a part of this and that is so insanely cool to me!
@thehumanpotato2844 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never felt so validated to be a quarter Asian 😌
@korymann67236 жыл бұрын
*That was too real*
@disco1974ever6 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you're Asian enough to judge?
@Darkknight07776 жыл бұрын
Kory Mann I asked my friend who's full Vietnamese, he said it holds up. I only look Asian, though I've been mistaken and spoken to in 3 different languages. I'm Mexican by the way LOL.
@tamayotomato1856 жыл бұрын
Darkknight0777 I have the opposite problem. I’m half fillipino. Everyone thinks I’m Mexican. Lol
@grimarcher8726 жыл бұрын
Samuel Tamayo I'm Filipino with some Chinese and Spanish. And because I speak English a lot, people think I grew up in the west or I'm half. I grew up in Visayas.
@chibaification6 жыл бұрын
It happens, my Dad is white and Mom Filipino and while I was in Italy I think someone from there asked if I was Italian. Not 100% sure though as I don't speak the language. Guess I am Giuseppe Cruz.
@shrulez88818 жыл бұрын
I'm 70% water
@anassbai38408 жыл бұрын
Ur water
@xFishNinjax8 жыл бұрын
+Sean Healy OMG NO WAY ME TOO
@adrimm8 жыл бұрын
+Sven Kruiswijk NO WAY!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE :D
@liminalentities48998 жыл бұрын
+Sean Healy OMG!!!! I thought I was the only one *-*
@frankuson39608 жыл бұрын
I'm a sperm
@javascriptsophie49582 жыл бұрын
LOL the zoom call mic and angry parent jokes!
@themouldiestpotato7743 Жыл бұрын
As a quarter Vietnamese...ian.... this is so damn good and relatable🤣
@Deinos304 жыл бұрын
"I am italian because my grandparents were from Italy" "You're american"
@scribliez4 жыл бұрын
Italian Americans are a thing though so you can be both.
@Deinos304 жыл бұрын
@@scribliez Yeah but you can't go around calling yourself Italian when you don't speak the language, don't know the actual culture or history and don't even know where the country is located on the map. Despite what a lot of people may think there is not really such thing as "genetically Italian", during 2000 years of history we mixed with everyone, it's the culture that defines us.
@DantalianTheWise4 жыл бұрын
Cant be Italian if you put cheese with seafood
@bernardocoto85194 жыл бұрын
If you're a plumber you can say you are Italian...
@Deinos304 жыл бұрын
@@bernardocoto8519 Only after you save at least one princess
@OptrixTV8 жыл бұрын
The title already made me think of the comments section..
@LordVader10948 жыл бұрын
Yup
@oranjizer8 жыл бұрын
+Ringcory sunshine and rainbows?
@larry47758 жыл бұрын
+Ringcory The youtube comment section, A.K.A the cesspool of the internet
@DjRuccy8 жыл бұрын
+Ringcory Indians are Asian!
@larry47758 жыл бұрын
Dj Ruccy True, India is in Asia, but does that mean..... Russians are asians?
@PleSeagr2 жыл бұрын
I'm a quarter Hongkonger and the way this displays the uncertainty of if we are or aren't Asian, but then feeling bad because your grandparents feel like you're purposefully denying your identity, but if you express "too much" of an interest in your own heritage (in my case, learning Cantonese) then its like you're trying too hard...
@scapesdream513 Жыл бұрын
there’s nothing wrong with learning a language in order to understand your perhaps foreign culture
@mattbrendlen Жыл бұрын
Wait... wait a second... did Atlanta rip this bit off?
@notassexyasitseems3050 Жыл бұрын
Right? I was just watching that episode and I was like "hold on, this looks familiar" Now I’m just dying lmao
@couchpotatoj65782 жыл бұрын
cant be the only one who really wants to see the black council do their thing
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts Жыл бұрын
You just did, it's at the end of this sketch.
@e.pafriqa1092 Жыл бұрын
You did... 😂😂😂😂
@juliannehannes11 Жыл бұрын
The black council has changed quite a bit and no longer accepts Rachel Dolezals and Kardashians
@CCLethe Жыл бұрын
What percentage qualifies for the pass?
@juliannehannes11 Жыл бұрын
@Elite Virus According to black Twitter, whatever percent makes you look black. If you don't look black then you are not black in their eyes.
@nikkita11208 жыл бұрын
Why is the half asian the lead? Shouldn't it be the full asian...?
@YumLemmingKebabs8 жыл бұрын
If I had to guess it's because he's the College Humor regular.
@shoppingfreak98 жыл бұрын
And the only guy.
@MrV9028 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was because they were sitting left to right in terms of Asian-ness. Notice Full-Asian, Half-Asian & Quarter-Asian. They're sitting in order of decreasing Asianinity.
@spectred888 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for Asianinity
@espaguedoomer8 жыл бұрын
+shoppingfreak9 yeah! this is the patriarchy's fault, down to the patriarchy, internalized misogyny, priviliged white man... uhhmmm... wage gap... uuhmmm... something something patriarchy... not fair
@Kidd0Wycked4 ай бұрын
Holy shxt! Atlanta did a very similar concept AFTER College Humor. Crazy.😂😂😂
@julianalexanderfranco1483 Жыл бұрын
Oh dayum, Atlanta doing this in season 3
@ThaBlkRainbow7 жыл бұрын
Can I check the ''prefer not to say box''? You can but you will imagine your grandmother shaking her head lol ''I'm 1/8 Black'' ''You're Black'' I hollered LMAO!
@internetomatic6 жыл бұрын
same dude lmao. being mixed race is so confusing sometimes.
@pussinbootsisawesome6 жыл бұрын
i would like but 666 likes...
@audreywilliber70786 жыл бұрын
Brittany Wilkins best part
@lilsquidy1226 жыл бұрын
i would like but 888 likes...
@night00glider6 жыл бұрын
Does this mean 1/8 black can say the n word?
@megarigged3 жыл бұрын
"My great-great-great grandfather was American." "Do you own a gun?" "Yes." "You're American."
@jeanrodriguez20783 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@gozzilla1773 жыл бұрын
Were you born with a gun, and apple pie, diabetes and a propensity to look down on others cuz your the greatest? Uh what is purponstituity mean? Yep he is American all right!
@williamking67873 жыл бұрын
Unless you're talking about native Americans this can't be described as an ethnicity because it's entirely a nationality so the real question is whether or not they 1) are a citizen 2) live here 3) live by basically every *actual* American cultural paradigm
@megarigged3 жыл бұрын
@@williamking6787 hey buddy, it's a joke
@williamking67873 жыл бұрын
@@megarigged Except it's not funny and is just and overused stupid stereotype that unlike the ones in the other comments doesn't really hold true for a ton of people
@OriginalAlbert Жыл бұрын
Wow, Atlanta stole this
@trheekim Жыл бұрын
S3E9 of atlanta heavily borrowed from this skit 😂😂
@josh_final4 жыл бұрын
I'm 1/2 Mongolian, does that make me Mongolian enough to conquer the known world?
@yourmorningcupofcoffee43134 жыл бұрын
Yes but you will be silently judged
@aidanmuller33584 жыл бұрын
Not with that attitude
@farikkun18413 жыл бұрын
depends if u can do throat sing
@rasnac3 жыл бұрын
Yes, since Chingis Khagan himself was 1/2 Mongolian (his mom was Turkic).
@MrAsianSwagger3 жыл бұрын
You are Mongolian enough to attempt to conquer the known world, but not Mongolian enough to succeed.
@byakuyatogami29058 жыл бұрын
I'm half Asian but born in the US, I request to have my trial soon for what I can and can't do
@NightKnight2008 жыл бұрын
Ikr been waiting here reading the guidelines its 5 pages long and this is the introduction of the laws smh lol.
@munsif55angrybirds7 жыл бұрын
Well I am Asian technically I am Pakistani
@dantewhingates43007 жыл бұрын
+Rapeshot Oh dude you are gonna be elbows deep in paperwork
@hoperisnear7 жыл бұрын
Hi yah so I'm full Asian, but adopted and raised by white/italian parents in America. When will I need to attend my trial so I know what I can and can't do?
@dantewhingates43007 жыл бұрын
+A Plumeri Oh yeah you should be fine if it's anything like the Hispanic tribunals
@michaelwieland1298 Жыл бұрын
Donald Glover musta loved this
@marsaint Жыл бұрын
Atlanta def "took inspiration" from this
@nmrubeck Жыл бұрын
exactly why i clicked on this video
@aceroro205 жыл бұрын
« Am I able to do a broken English accent as a joke? » « No » « no » « how good is it » 😂
@Tigerman11384 жыл бұрын
Rohan Hoque I love her!
@willmorbyers9234 жыл бұрын
but this wasnt helpful to me (even tho ik it was a joke) bcuz im half asian... can *I* do the accent?
@munjee24 жыл бұрын
@@willmorbyers923 how good is it ?
@willmorbyers9234 жыл бұрын
@@munjee2 lol
@Ikajo4 жыл бұрын
It does nicely showcase how people with Asian ancestry is often more offended than "real" Asians.
@Unyt6 жыл бұрын
Asian enough to be Asian
@circumcizednun18145 жыл бұрын
Your reply section. Is really lonely
@thebuddercweeper5 жыл бұрын
@@sopheehee3474 To me (a British person) you're just an American who's parents aren't American.
@dukechan30915 жыл бұрын
After watching this video, I am not Asian enough to be an Asian..I am Chinese btw.
@shokrithan.k82075 жыл бұрын
What did this comment get 3.5k likes?
@hanodro2 жыл бұрын
Atlanta episode hahahhaa
@jordanshegog4762 жыл бұрын
I'm SO glad someone else thought of this too when watching atlanta
@alicesophie123 Жыл бұрын
I’m totally 100% white but also my dad grew up in Hong Kong and before that my grandparents had lived there for many many years and ny grandad was born in China! Plus I’ve been to Hong Kong 3 times! So I’m in this weird space of having no claim to being Asian at all, but having a connection to Hong Kong and having family traditions linked to it and shit!
@oreomonogatari7 жыл бұрын
I want them to make another one of these
@satesup43536 жыл бұрын
...are you half Indonesian? As long as you speak wkwk its fine... . XD
@zicca57966 жыл бұрын
Are you British enough
@cecilia____21846 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was gonna comment,such a good idea
@AriJeru6 жыл бұрын
One for Latinos--you can scoff at other people (specifically when white girls use spanish with their girlfriends when they get drunk), but if they speak more spanish than you, you have to go through a list of the things you do that aren't Hispanic enough with them. But you're allowed to get real excited about Mate without looking like a dick.
@user-tm3fv7df1n6 жыл бұрын
Im the 1000th like yayayayay
@tsonginamo2 жыл бұрын
"I'm 1/4 Filipino." "Are you proud?" "Yes." *"You're Filipino."*
@har58142 жыл бұрын
LOL🤪
@emilysmith2965 Жыл бұрын
This is weirdly wholesome
@Unqualifiedmedicalperson Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@asbest2092 Жыл бұрын
Everything that is less than 50% doesn't matter
@Unqualifiedmedicalperson Жыл бұрын
@@asbest2092 Incorrect. But go ahead and believe whatever you want, white man 😂
@eeyorehaferbock7870 Жыл бұрын
As a guy of quarter Middle Eastern descent who wants to engage with other people of that heritage but feels turned off by the identity politics often associated with that community on the internet and such, I would honestly dread having to face something like this. I hope I’m not the only one either.
@aellalee476711 ай бұрын
I have a lot of Cree, Ojibwe, and Assiniboine ancestry, but my dad was entirely Scottish so I too after his looks. I feel you.
@eeyorehaferbock787011 ай бұрын
@@aellalee4767 yeah, in my case it’s kind of interesting because I’m mostly of European descent anyway, and I would still describe myself as white-passing, but I’ve had old and young family members tell me I look Middle Eastern. I suppose I could probably fit in with a lot of different nationalities (especially Southern European ones) in a way, but it still feels weird when you were raised in a place where almost everyone was unambiguously white with a few black and East Asian-looking people here and there.
@Unqualifiedmedicalperson Жыл бұрын
Why does the 1/8 look more Asian than the quarter one? 😂 Also, I’m a quarter Filipino and I’ve received enough confirmation to know that yes, we are in fact “Asian enough” and deserve a place on the counsel lol
@xyeB Жыл бұрын
Your eyesight is bad
@Joe-ix5hj Жыл бұрын
@@xyeB No, yours. I concur with Not A Doctor that Trapp looks more Asian than the quarter Asian girl.
@eiry77468 жыл бұрын
If watermelons are 92% water and I walk on watermelons, *that must mean I'm 92% jesus*
@sevenbillion25218 жыл бұрын
If Ice is 100% water and I can walk on Ice, that must mean I'm 100% Jesus
@TheNja098 жыл бұрын
Shut up. That joke is dead.
@anemonam36327 жыл бұрын
If this joke has been used 92% more times that it should... You must be 100% annoying.
@bulletproofKevlar7 жыл бұрын
ahh...hmmm....yeah i guess that checks out
@sevenbillion25217 жыл бұрын
International Snowman I already made that joke.
@deepSea__8 жыл бұрын
They should make a "Are You TOO white?" Video.
@quinn88708 жыл бұрын
+dogs101o That would be the opposite of the Black at the end. Im am 15/16 white and..." "Not white enough"
@deepSea__8 жыл бұрын
JoeNathan Lacy I was thinking more on the lines of do you do white people things? Then you maybe TOO white. Sorta like a skit where they went to the doctor or a news story said it.
@YunikuYosefMomoka8 жыл бұрын
No need, Yah manga is cool, however I'd you are such A HUGE fan of anime than that makes you appear very white. As it was already said in the video, you already know, it was clear, chances are you have seen the video.(>0