13 Things You Think Are True, But Aren't | Adam Ruins Everything

[@Hugh.Manatee]

Cow tipping is just polite. They get paid far too little for their milk, so please everyone, tip your cows!

[@assman7969]

AdenineMonkey I see what you did there -___-

[@comfycanid]

(SHOVES A COIN INTO A COWS FACE) "HERES YA TIP, BETSEH!!" (COW EATS COIN AND CHOKES SLOWLY BUT SURELY TO DEATH)

[@ah7002]

cows get paid normal wages in other countries cow tipping is only a thing in the US :3

[@Oscirus]

+AdenineMonkey Has Adam taught you nothing? Tipping is bad,

[@subata45]

+AdenineMonkey Adam is against tipping.

[@StarslightAndDreams]

The reason why people believe Einstein failed math is rather interesting! In Germany, where he's from, 1 is the best grade and 6 is the worst. He went to school in Switzerland, where 1 is the worst grade and 6 is the highest. So historians or whoever, saw many 5s and 6s in his reports and thought he had failed those subjects.

[@treymeyer7740]

Wow that is interesting

[@alastorbutwithagun]

historians are pretty stupid anyways, so

[@luftwaffebomber1340]

@@alastorbutwithagun ouch

[@DoodleNoodle129]

So what your saying is, is I can claim I’m a genius if I go to Germany

[@seleth6068]

The version I heard was that he was so good at maths he basically only every wrote the answers down on tests and didn't show the workings out, so he only got the answer mark and missed heaps of other marks. I wonder how many other "technicalities" people have heard.

[@evelynblackthorn5737]

I love that they actually waited 30 seconds before he “lost consciousness”

[@franciscomagueijo4282]

Now he is thanos

[@drakolisklord8604]

To bad it actually takes almost 60 seconds for the average human to lose consciousness from suffocation.

[@moozaman1809]

Well to be fair, it would not take 30 or 60 seconds to die in space, as soon as you went out the air lock, your blood would boil, from the heat.

[@drakolisklord8604]

Moozaman 1 also true. I don't get why everyone always thinks you would freeze to death, the heat only has one way to leave your body in space. And it's the slowest way for heat to move.

[@cariboubearmalachy1174]

Except you don't freeze right away in space like in many movies that claim to be scientifically accurate. It's a vacuum. Which means the notion of tempurature is rather meaningless.

[@uprebel5150]

Iron Maiden really did exist. I saw them in concert.

[@keithhall9609]

Maybe you dreamt it.

[@verseau8360]

Funny! Clever! Witty!

[@GameyRaccoon]

They were as real as it gets. And don't you forget it.

[@CoffyThecat]

@@GameyRaccoonyou probably hopped in parrel dimension where they are real.

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@CoffyThecat no I was referencing a Sam O'nella video

[@tmvo2wotch96]

“Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth.” "It's easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they've been fooled." A lot of the history we've been taught are lies and half truths, or intentionally left out of history books. "There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true." Soren Kierkegaard

[@kathybates4142]

Trump tells lies all the time that people believe are truth.

[@bassguitarriff1651]

@@kathybates4142 Every powerful politician lies to the people they "serve". Don't think that it's - my side is right, it's the other side that's lying.

[@joep43]

Liar

[@floydammons5429]

@@bassguitarriff1651 I love how no one ever denies that Trump is a liar, they just say "yeah, well other folks do it too".

[@crackpotpolitics5986]

Hitler said pretty much the same thing about lieing. The quote is something like if you are confident in a lie and people puck up on your confidence, they beleive you. Kim jong un also has said something like this

[@rano4651]

I have one, *my dad is coming back*

[@jesse38611]

OMG

[@robbybobby357]

HA comedy

[@srutibanerjee7352]

Omg now I’m sad

[@emmettcaple8721]

This is to true

[@dudepool7530]

Maybe he's related to my dad, Michael McDoesn'texist.

[@hermionehamilton2300]

Him: you could've saved that baby bird... Me: *sweats*

[@lall2119]

I won't like this as it is at 69

[@randalwilson1795]

I saved one of two in the past. The mother blue jay flew down, pick up it's other baby and stabbed it to death on the tip of phone pole.... I touched the one it killed.... I don't believe him.

[@alatheary.0p]

You could've...

[@joep43]

Baby bird: Chirp chirp

[@urmomdoer2315]

Okay but nice icon

[@AaronCMounts]

The Napoleon thing was also contributed to by his personal guard being comprised of particularly tall soldiers. Also, there were differences between the unit of measure of a foot in English vs French. All parts of the brain are important for different reasons/purposes. To claim we only use 10% of our brains would be the same as claiming we only use 33% of a traffic light.

[@markcollins2666]

Well, the way that I heard it was, that we only used 10% of our brains for logical reasoning, and that the other 90% was to control and manage bodily functions. Not sure if that's true, but that's how I heard it.

[@ticketyboo2456]

You are better than the bloke in this video.

[@AaronCMounts]

@@markcollins2666 That is pretty close to the truth: - some of it stores memories and accumulated knowledge, - some of it is for cognitive ability, - some of it is for (automatic) bodily functions (like your heartbeat) - some of it is for processing sensory inputs (what we see / hear / feel / taste / etc...) - some is for instinctive (subconscious) functions (like breathing) - one could keep going for a rather long list, here. As for what specific percentages of brain mass are used for each of these functions, I don't know, but it is an intriguing subject.

[@arshadzaidi4667]

@@markcollins2666 I'm pretty sure that's not true either. Especially since there's more to the brain than just logical reasoning and bodily functions lol.

[@twainrocks4771]

Our entire brain is working at all times. Not to max capacity, but every part is working. We do go into high power but that is rare

[@juicymelons1]

when he said "you could've saved that baby bird, you let it die" I was freaking out because that actually happened

[@juicymelons1]

to me

[@themaverick7514]

juicy melons SAME

[@themaverick7514]

***** shut up you eat chicken. Don't play innocent. Bird murderer

[@lukeallen4382]

juicy melons same

[@zman948]

Robin Best shut it vegan

[@bosstoober8782]

"nothing is more important than the truth" he says audibly in space

[@noahthenorthern174]

Adam Scott I get it

[@fearfulpineapple4626]

Noah The Northern there’s no sounds in space

[@ethanroberson33]

Where'd you learn that

[@youtoober2013]

It's common sense... sound is a vibrational frequency wave that spreads out the farther you go. The reason we can hear so far on Earth is because particles in the atmosphere are close enough to vibrate. They essentially play operator with the information your voice box communicates through sound. With each vibrating particle in the direction of the listener getting less and less audible. All you have to do to hear each other in the barest of space is yell loud and lean in nice and close. Theoretically, I've never been in space and this is just off the top of my head, but it makes sense. More sense than thinking the vibrational frequency of sound would have no effect whatsoever.

[@jpisback]

youtoober2013 actually, astrophysicists have heard sound From space. Using proper equipment of course.... But they have detected sound in space, and even believe that they can hear the "big bang", among other events.

[@NewYorkHustla610]

Why do I feel like I'm watching Buzzfeed

[@groncholstone1128]

Omg, not the only one!!!

[@MrDoverfield]

probably your imagination.

[@thehungrybuffalo9791]

i thought i was omg

[@ClemiHW]

I thought it was buzzfeed at first

[@Palmerater]

because they are trying to mimic a very successful business model!

[@brentsnocomgaming7813]

Fun fact: In space you wouldn't just peacefully run out of oxygen. The loss in pressure would cause all of the gas in your body to force its way out, while your organs rupture from the pressure difference, and your blood boils. It would be the worst 30 seconds of your life, by a massive margin.

[@bogusmogus9551]

Yes, A bit like when deep sea divers get 'the bends' but a 1000 times worse.

[@brycevo]

E=MC Screw You is the best

[@305filmz2]

your name Is my name

[@peesinyourass]

Albert E=MC2 is better

[@pressfinchat]

Everything = Me x Coke

[@franklinfalco9069]

Italian einstein

[@joghost2365]

True dat

[@kay-bw4fr]

if adam dies i call his glasses

[@andregon4366]

I want his suit.

[@legohansolo8997]

Kylie Arce Dibs on his hair

[@Joe-hc9uh]

Kylie Arce I want his knowedge.

[@frankmyers8062]

can I have the spinal column?

[@lame3630]

Kylie Arce Can I have his brain?

[@TrueForm]

Chewing gum does NOT stay in your stomach for years.

[@CasseroleGames]

The Good Dark Hero I know 😂 I always swallow gum and my friends all butcher me for it even though I told them a bunch of times its ok😂

[@victorespino5650]

The Good Dark Hero it's just kinda nasty cuz gum takes out a bunch of junk from your mouth and collects stuff then you eat it, I would throw it out lol

[@esco5593]

The only problem with swallowing gum, is that there's a possibility that it could get stuck to your windpipe. This happened to multiple people, and they suffocated.

[@TDrudley]

Of course not, everything you eat or drink, you piss out or poo out, unless your body uses it.

[@Phlebas]

And neither does un-boiled ramen.

[@rogerroger5649]

One of my favorite sayings.... A lie is still a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is still the truth even if no one believes it.

[@bunkyman8097]

@Roger Roger, That is deep!! But true.

[@JC-ew5ss]

I believe the truth is you are lying.

[@forbiddencrisis4149]

One of the most profound statements said. Can I steal it?

[@pacifist._pyre]

I think the idea that the lie becomes truth isn't to be taken literally; its a sociological concept

[@kuhnhan]

@@forbiddencrisis4149 You aren't stealing it. He didn't make that up or even claim to have done so.

[@TromaEntertainment]

The thing about 8 glasses of water is incomplete. It comes from either ww1 or 2, a study during one of these wars lead to the suggestion that a person should drink 8 glasses of water if they are eating nothing but dehydrated food (such as a ration).

[@comicsarethebest8626]

NOO your incorect 8 glasses of water thing comes from the great deppresion becuase people has explosive direa so they had to drink water

[@7227falcon]

Noo, you're incorrect, we have to drink eight cups of water a day in order for the lizard government to control our thoughts with nanomachines made of bacon.

[@chrischaf]

The 8 glasses of water thing was around long before I ever even heard of "bottled water". Of course, I'm talking about "bottled water" as we think of it today. I was born in the early 70s (1973). There were also things like "computers" and "modems" and even "car phones", but so much about so many things like that, was SO different, they can't really even be directly compared. Heck, these days my wife and sister will go out to buy us all a round of Ice-waters from the local Sonic Drive-In, but if I'd tried to convince my parents to go to sonic (popular for slushes, sodas, shakes, floats burgers/fries/chili-dogs etc) to get me a WATER... They would have looked at me like I was speaking some other incomprehensible language or something. Probably would have taken me to the doctor to try and find out what in the world was wrong with me. lol It just wasn't done like that. The market for bottled water as it is today, just didn't exist yet. The trend wasn't even common enough to start making fun of it until maybe the mid-to-late-80s or maybe early 90s? Like, Evian is Naive spelled backwards, hut hut:P Anyway, unless I'm mistaken, 8 glasses of water was being recommended pretty much my whole life, where as (modern style) bottled water wasn't common until somewhere in the late 80s or early 90s.

[@bbpurvis]

Y’all are all incurect. Obummer started the 8 glass’s of water thang to promoat Obummercare over the ACA (which I have and it’s awesome so screw Obummercare Repeal and replace with ACA!). I know all this cuz I’m a Trumptard that thinks everything should be blamed on the black guy who was given the prezidancy as a intitlement cuz he was the 100ed person in line to get his free gubernment fone. I seened it with my own too eyes cause I was behind him in line, cause ya know, affurmation akshun n whatnot. Infowars even did a segment on it, so y’all gotta kno its the truth! I take Alex Jones’s brain pills and I’m here to tell y’all, that stuff makes ya smarts light up like when ya stick a Roman candle in ur butt on the forth of July and shoot fireballs in the air next to ole glory! Stand for the flag gotdamit!! ‘Murica! 😂😂😂 Writing that poorly was actually more difficult than I thought it’d be. 😂 Also, if you didn’t catch on, I was being sarcastic with all that. 😂

[@7227falcon]

Politics. Well, shit.

[@jbjba12345]

wait, people actually think that if you ask an undercover cop if they're a cop, they have to say they are? how stupid are people? .-.

[@MxPokirby]

We'll, if you're in a situation where you suspect someone to be an undercover cop that's trying to arrest you, you've probably already made some decisions that only a stupid person would make.

[@SalvableRuin]

Mr. Pokirby Too true haha

[@jordanl2317]

Yeah! The bouncer could be a twig and simply ask "are you a cop?".

[@Explicitghost]

Badger was pretty stupid.

[@Idanuboy]

I think some american tv shows once made that claim. and we all know everything on tv is real!

[@granitesheepgaming7465]

at 1:08 i instantly face palmed really hard because when I was ten I actually saw a baby bird and didn't want to touch it so instead i stood near it for like 3 hours waiting for it to cross a street in my neighbor hood and made sure cars went around it when all along I could have just picked it up and carried it across the street back to its nest

[@KinicOfficial]

GraniteSheepGaming baby killer...

[@unreal4u2]

GraniteSheepGaming it is true, I watched a baby bird die because I touched it. the mom came back and literally just looked at it all night instead of keeping it warm. it froze to death.

[@Normal_human12616]

I believe parents told their children this because birds carry a lot of germs/diseases and they did not want you to get any of it.

[@devdixit2440]

Scott Jolly, Yep, it's called the Bird Flu, and it has a mortality rate of %90, higher than E-bola.

[@itszia9291]

OMG! I was ten too and I saw ababybird laying under a tree and it was alive I wanted to help but my friend told me not too I don't know where it is now😢

[@jb32381]

My favorite is the cow tipping part…ive been a farmer my whole life and knew it was false but somehow people kept telling me im wrong

[@dallastexas5653]

While cow tipping is not a thing, cows are capable of sleeping standing up.

[@fodderr6561]

Seems it's like snipe hunting. For those who don't know what snipe hunting is, when a group of drunks want to trick a new guy to the group or someone they don't like, they say they're going in the woods at night to catch a snipe (they explain it as a flightless bird or some other ground animal) & they all give the new guy a bag & say just hold it open on the ground & they'll go flush the snipes towards the bag holder then leave him in the dark woods alone & laugh.

[@hinzster]

This is either based on what Tacitus (ancient roman writer and chronologist if you don't know) wrote about how to catch a moose, or they duped him as well. According to Tacitus, the way to catch a moose was to "sabotage the trees" (saw them nearly off), because when a moose goes to sleep at night it's not able to lie down - because its legs don't bend or something like that - and that's why they sleep standing up, leaned on a tree. If it's one of those sabotaged/nearly sawed off trees, the tree will break and the moose will lie helpless on the ground. Easy pickings for the hunter :)

[@hinzster]

Also, youtube threading is a little strange again, since I tried to reply to the thread above.

[@mrsatire9475]

I've seen people doing it, or at least trying to, multiple nights ... and then get chased

[@lancelothiphop5470]

I wish there were magic words to make cops do what I say "Sir, you're under arrest for drunken disorderly conduct" Me:"Alakazam" Cop:"dammit, you're the third guy this week to pull that one. Have a nice night sir"

[@cibinthomas4007]

Lancelot HipHop its *leave me alone*

[@yungchan1907]

Lmao

[@ethangoldsmith9332]

nope, it is yelling RAPE and running

[@Sewblon]

There are. But only when they are interrogating you. If you say "I am not answering any questions and I want a lawyer." And nothing else, then they have to stop talking to you, or else whatever you say becomes inadmissible in court.

[@TheoneandonlyDrops]

There are, and even better it's the same for everyone: 'Here are large amounts of money, do my bidding'.

[@tobblesmash6193]

I mean.... how is he speaking in space? No air to transmit the sound....

[@reactionvideos9509]

Tobblesmash They had him record the words then he “lip-synced” them when they filmed in space

[@tobblesmash6193]

oh well... guess i have been outplayed.... although lip syncing in space would be hard..... well done :P

[@manzijoel5224]

Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh?

[@gustavoramiro291]

Yes, because as the saying goes "In space, no one can hear you scream

[@wibes6043]

Acualy you couldn't even survive that long in space. Its vacum it would suck out all of your oksigen not just from lungs but from blood and all parts of the body, also you would be freezing because of the temperature but at the same time burning from the sun's waves of heat. So the one side of you would be freezing and the other would be boiling from the heat and radiation.

[@NiceMoKnows]

Washington's teeth were also made from slave's teeth. -Smithsonian

[@jamersbazuka8055]

Post-mortem, I presume?

[@NiceMoKnows]

@@jamersbazuka8055 nope "purchased".

[@infinitethenextkazekage392]

Mo Gregory III *His mouth was a slave*

[@l12m_d]

Shame those teeth didn’t protect from the infection which killed Washington.

[@chaos7449]

Washington’s teeth were also made by the illuminati. -History channel at 3 a.m.

[@hinzster]

Here's another one for you: you don't have to walk 10000 steps per day, that number was chosen totally arbitrary by a japanese scientist. They asked him right out what was a healthy amount of walking an adult should do, and he answered something like "I don't know, maybe 10000 steps?"

[@ThatPianoNoob]

I've never heard anyone thinking 10000 is a magic number for steps.. it's just a goal that both sounds impressive and is attainable by even very unfit people.

[@samshead8589]

*YOU LET IT DIEEEE*

[@chiao-yuyang4864]

fluffkin rawr poor baby berd 😢

[@mistyminnie5922]

i actually feel so guilty now :o

[@notwillferrell8583]

Actually, if there is a baby bird on the ground, it was probably learning to fly, so if you helped it, it probably wouldn't have survived in the world outside the nest. So now you don't have to feel so guilty.

[@gremlinthegoblin5789]

*multifunctional questionmark* meeeee to

[@winterweasel425]

ITS ENTRAILS WERE ON THE GROUND! HOW COULD I HAVE SAVED IT

[@Peniche5]

Here is a good one, Mountain Dew doesn't lower sperm count

[@gregistopal]

+GeneralBaconBitz actually no

[@blank4227]

+Peniche5 Right, it just lowers your ability to look like a functioning member of society. If you actively drink Mountain Dew, I feel bad for you.

[@gregistopal]

+GeneralBaconBitz that is what I'm saying

[@gregistopal]

+GeneralBaconBitz did you not read my comment? More than half of the thousands of sperm released die before they even reach the egg

[@JBobbyB]

+gregistopal Biology major here one egg plus 1 sperm = 1 baby 2eggs + 2 sperms equal unidentical twins 1egg + 1 sperm can also be 2 or even 3 because the cell duplicates itself, if instead of duplicating it splits, you have two or more identical clusters of cells which turn into Zack and Cody from the suite life hehe love that show... anyway if two sperms go into one egg it would die because it would have like 1.5 pairs of genes and anything that comes out of that just instant dies.. not to be confused with down syndrome, totally different

[@DrShaym]

Here's another one: *space isn't cold*. Hot and cold are properties of matter, but space is empty space. In the Earth's atmosphere, heat can be convected away from your body by the air, but in the near-vacuum of space, there is no air, so the only way heat can leave your body is through radiation, which takes a long time. So no, you wouldn't freeze solid in seconds if you were blown out of an airlock. It would actually take several days for that to happen, and that's assuming you weren't being burned up by solar radiation.

[@DavidLee-id3lf]

Dr Shaym It's the stupid comment reading guy!

[@SalvableRuin]

Dr Shaym Space is not empty. Planets, suns, etc. inhabit space. Also, even "empty" space is full of space dust. Sure, it is emptier than our atmosphere, but it is not empty.

[@ThriveMentalityHub]

뿡뿡! ^__^ bruh...

[@thomasway0320]

This long comment doesn't make you look smart

[@ezraodole933]

Dr Shaym yes, i was about to go an a rant about that

[@error-xn7hn]

The 8 glasses of water a day rule comes from 1960s Israeli Military guidelines for avoiding heat stroke in the desert. It does work. If you in the infantry, in the desert, and you drink enough water then you will not collapse from heat stroke.

[@KhanGarth]

But it doesn’t apply unless you’re in that situation which most people aren’t

[@kevinmach730]

@@KhanGarth And you know this how? The guidelines for the Israeli Military could have been low and maybe 8 glasses is what a person needs? Get your head out of your ass.

[@jaym3566]

@@KhanGarth What do you mean doesn't apply? Drinking water is healthy for a variety of reasons and no matter what situation you are in you should drink a lot of it.

[@derricksteyn860]

@@jaym3566 he means it doesn't apply to everyday normal situations where none of us face heatstroke in the warm African sun training for hours on end in the military.

[@jaym3566]

@@derricksteyn860 Drinking water isn't only for avoiding heatstroke. There are many other health reasons to drink 8 glasses of water per day or even more.

[@Bassario]

I was gonna click another one but that "might as well, were all gonna die" gig at the end reminded me to actually go and do productive things. Damn you.

[@NeilSahay]

Barry Shitpeas but if we're all gonna die, what's the point of being productive?

[@cwest1557]

Neil Sahay to have a name that people know for yrs to cone

[@primechikweru3608]

dead people dont know legacy. living people who know them will die. the only way it all makes senses is if there is more to life than this. (i could tell u, but you have to prove it to urself) there is more

[@pregnantsonic9567]

How did he know i let a baby bird die when i was 10

[@cloverihardlyknowher5190]

Conspiracy theories!!

[@TheJthedog]

Josi Lulu we all did as kids

[@akosbenedek4373]

We all know you did it. The fact we don't know, is how much you've enjoyed it.

[@pregnantsonic9567]

@@akosbenedek4373 ;-; i need holy water

[@pregnantsonic9567]

@@TheJthedog not every kid done

[@ozancanca9740]

Society: creates information citizens: oh thats very cool! is that correct? College Humor: Well yes, *BUT ACTUALLY, NO*

[@MimOzanTamamogullar]

Where are you from? Turkey?

[@Weezy_F_Dende]

Adam*

[@xtramaze-musicmaster9165]

'Mama birds don't leave their babies when you touch them. You let that bird die when you were 10.' this hit so fkn hard, ive actually experienced this

[@kungfumachinist]

I brought a baby bird home to "save" it. It died within a day or two.

[@Avoidiac]

@@kungfumachinist burderer

[@M.Rosenelli]

But what you didn't notice is that you wouldn't have been able to hear him after he got sucked out of the air lock. It's space...

[@SophieJackson1993]

It's pretend....

[@jextra1313]

microphone's in his throat

[@JohnPebis]

Jpwnage216 still doesnt work you penis

[@jextra1313]

JohnPebis It does actually. there's air in his throat. Therefore, sound.

[@JohnPebis]

How do the vibrations reach the michael phone... wtf am I doing... arguing about the scientific accuracy of a college humor video... ;(

[@ElizabethJones-pv3sj]

I'm pretty sure the 'parent birds will reject their babies if you touch them' was invented to explain why sometimes you could put a bird back in its nest and it gets kicked out again because either the parents or a bigger more aggressive sibling had kicked it out of the nest in the first place.

[@ethanstyant9704]

Or mother could go, shit something big knows where my nest is, I can always make more

[@thetallone8136]

Yeah, or it's just something parents made up to stop their kids from touching wild animals 😋

[@brandonlink6568]

Yup, animals often abandon babies that are sick or are not likely to survive. Why waste food and energy on something that isn't gonna reproduce.

[@rayhan4502]

Proof?

[@keifer7813]

@@brandonlink6568 And people say humans are just animals smh

[@markaldrichsoria466]

And thus Adam Ruins Everthing is Born

[@arsenicflask]

Mark Aldrich Soria you mean died?

[@FolkoMagipaw]

Flaming Curse No I'm pretty sure it says "Born" in his comment.

[@arsenicflask]

folko1 I know. It was a joke because Adam died at the end.

[@FolkoMagipaw]

Flaming Curse oh XD

[@trickythehair4326]

And you still watched it

[@tarruvi]

1:03 This kind of energy is why I like this show.

[@AranelEruvyreth]

We can hear him in space. *We can hear him in space.* _We can hear him in space!_ YOU CANNOT HEAR NOISE IN SPACE! On a video about debunking myths, this seriously bothered me for some reason. lol

[@littledrewboo]

+AranelEruvyreth Guess you need to understand how sarcasm works.

[@emeraldcrusade5016]

+AranelEruvyreth In space, nobody can hear you scream.

[@mariobrojr]

+AranelEruvyreth The fact he froze bothered me more

[@dudeistpreist5721]

+EmeraldCrusade well that's another thing that sould be added to that list the whole reason why that was said was because no one would be in space to hear you scream

[@NovaHorizon]

+AranelEruvyreth Actually.. As he's expelling gas (air) as he speaks, we would be able to hear the sounds he makes since he's essentially creating the medium of travel for the sound wave. It would be very faint though. Him exhaling essentially fills a small section of the vacuum that would normally prevent us from hearing him.

[@daanm3869]

They thought napoleon was short because they mixed up french feet with english feet, wich are shorter

[@erdemmemisyazici3950]

He had tiny hands!

[@tsungimangwiro2466]

Me too

[@weswheel4834]

France is further away from most British people than Britain is. So naturally, most French people look smaller to us.

[@therealdiamondcat3246]

It was also propaganda

[@weswheel4834]

@@therealdiamondcat3246 It was -also- propaganda

[@henrystickman1651]

E=MC screw you top ten anime deaths

[@JDoors]

Al Gore, “During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” (March 1999) Those are the words that came out of his mouth. Sure, once you get through all the 'splainin' it's clear he didn't actually mean to claim he invented the Internet, but that sentence, without "what I/he really meant" context, well ... it's hilarious.

[@seanluke3052]

Bob Kahn and Vint Cerf, who actually *did* invent the Internet, say that Al Gore's statement is 100% correct. In the 1980s Gore almost singlehandedly pushed hard for government agencies to merge their networks with Arpanet, thus creating the so-called "Interagency Network" which used TCP/IP. Then in 1991 he was the sponsor of and the primary force behind the High Performance Computing and Communications Act, which extended Arpanet to commercial and nongovernmental organizations, thus forming what is now known as the Internet.

[@JDoors]

@@seanluke3052 "Pushed hard for government agencies to merge their network" is not creating the Internet, but at least it gives Gore's comment some context. Thanks.

[@kevinmach730]

Arpanet was well on it's way before Gore held his first official political events. As far as his claim goes, I would like to know exactly what pieces of legislation that he sponsored that he feels created it.

[@michaelotto8696]

One of my favorite resources: The Al Gore International Library. He also invented global warming. C'mon, play along. It's all in fun.

[@LouieLouie505]

@@kevinmach730 I used the Internet and found lots of places that describe how TCP/IP designers Bob Kahn and Vint Cerf gave Gore credit for championing high-speed telecommunications going back to the early 1970s; and Gore sponsored the 1991 High Performance Computing and Communications Act, which Kahn and Cerf said “became one of the major vehicles for the spread of the internet beyond the field of computer science.“

[@TheRealFlenuan]

The rumor about using only 10% of the brain is partly due to a misinterpretation of an actual fact: only a small portion of the brain is very active *at a given moment*. It would make no sense and be extremely inefficient if the whole brain was turned on at once-analogous to a computer overload-and in fact that's what happens during seizures

[@redcaptainnwarter5389]

The Real Flenuan Bullshit. That's not a fact

[@myrouhani]

Exactly it is an over simplification of a complex and still studied aspect of the brains caloric needs vs. Physical possibilities of sustained heightened neurological activity.

[@jacobchepulis3146]

RedCaptainN Warter it’s half true. If your body uses all your brain capacity at once it’s just a waste of energy there’s literally no use for it so your body only activates the parts it need at the given moment, but of course it’s always running

[@Morgan_Black]

Actually it's based on an experiment made with pigeons. One random French scientist proved that (domesticated) pigeons can survive with only 10% of their brain mass left, in wilderness they still wouldn't stand a chance

[@Mr.TemmieFlakes]

FINALLY SOMEONE HAS THE GUTS TO SAY IT.

[@gardenchemistry]

Let me correct you: Great wall of China isn't visible from SPACE STATION, which is 400km high, but from 100km. where space starts, you can see even more than just Great wall of China

[@mattm345]

It’s not like it’s turns invisible it’s just not easy to make out from that high up, it would be like trying to notice cracks in a pavement from the top of a sky scraper

[@gardenchemistry]

@ yes, but humans decided that the border is 100km

[@Kylesaystuff]

But the first rumor were started in China when they say if you can walk out of the space as an astronaut, you can enjoy the massive view of the Great Wall. But since pretty much 100% astronauts in the space is gonna live in a space station. Which means this is just a simply propaganda from China. Maybe you can use a telescope to see it, but eye contact, no way.

[@yutahkotomi5156]

@ For most official intents and purposes, space _does_ start at 100km. It's the official rule of many organizations; it even has a name: the Kármán line.

[@rayh592]

@@Kylesaystuff obviously you are extremely young. People were walking in space decades before the ISS existed. Believe it or not, many things happened before you existed.

[@aidwin85]

8 glasses of water might not be true, but 7 definitely is 2 when you wake up; Helps your internal organs get to work 1 a half hour before each meal; Aids in digestion 1 before bath/shower; lowers blood pressure 1 glass of water before bed; lowers risk of stroke or heart attack #rekt

[@1997xander]

Stop pulling things out of your ass please and shut the fuck up.

[@aidwin85]

1997xander I didn't pull this out of my ass. :/

[@1997xander]

Yes you did. Do you have any credible sources? I'm guessing not.

[@aidwin85]

1997xander I learned this in health class, I even gave reasons why you should be drinking the water. Oh yeah, and I found a source: www.healthxchange.com.sg/healthyliving/DietandNutrition/Pages/Drinking-Water-at-the-Right-Time.aspx

[@LarryJL]

It is not really how much water you drink, it's more of what kind of water. For example if you drank like 5 glasses of distiled water, you could almost die to it.

[@dumnor]

3:20 Adam must be absolutely MASSIVE. His glasses orbited him.

[@dumnor]

26 second orbit at distance of, lets say 10 meters away would give Adam mass between 10^11 and 10^12 kg.

[@loverneverend12]

EATING APPLE SEEDS, DONT GROW INTO TREES IN YOUR STOMACH, MOM!

[@StarryxNight5]

S Caldwell but having too many can make you very sick or even kill you. Cause cyanide is in them

[@StarryxNight5]

yeah that is why i said too many. maybe i was lowballing it a bit with the "kill you" part

[@legion6734]

thanga meenakshi nope you were right if you eat 150 plus seeds you “could” die

[@KevinNormalManPerson]

INSTED IT KILLS U MOM!!! HOW FUCKING DARE U LIE TO KILL ME

[@awkwardcouchpotato7389]

@@n.h.9477 yup

[@alexmarrone7607]

So this came before Adam Ruins Everything....

[@catguy5425]

Spotdotfrog Everything Apparently so...

[@maxmoroney4607]

Adam survived 37 seconds, I'm calling bullshit

[@shiningvictory7060]

neeeerrrdddd

[@S9V9G3]

xd

[@kaih5247]

What about the time it took for the air to be completely sucked out? #outnerded

[@maxmoroney4607]

+Yea Boi It probably still would've been sucked out in less than 7 seconds, and one way or another Adam would have died sooner than shown in the video. #superoutnerded

[@kaih5247]

+Max Moroney but it also depends on how much air total was in the space station #outnerdedagain

[@Jalbesbe]

There is multiple more things that happen if you are sucked out of airlock in space. If your lungs were full get ready for rapid decompression where your lungs will collapse in on themselves. Doesn't matter if you are in the dark or in the sun your blood will begin to boil from the lack of pressure. If you are in the sun get ready for the worst burning you'll feel, if you're in the dark you will feel very cold but not instantly freeze as it takes time for your heat to be lost as there is no real medium for it to be taken by. Also many of your body parts will also decompress due to the total absence of pressure, so you're likely to have the biggest fastest fart of your life.

[@Levacque]

At least I'll be passing out by the time the fart finishes. I've actually thought that if this ever happened to me (which is just a mindless thing to dwell on), that I'd try to blow out as much air as possible before decompressing specifically so that I'd simply pass out faster.

[@riverraisin1]

That's all BS. I saw the movie Gravity and know I can get back to Earth if I hop from object to object floating around in space. 😏

[@Grubiantoll]

That part about letting baby birds die when you were 10 - thats a hit below the belt, man

[@na-tsu6160]

+Cyrus Cheng Usually it's skinny people that use belts, mostly because waistlines go up with the size of the pants.

[@jordanwade3797]

true, I was the one that stopped my whole camp from helping that baby bird

[@funnellcake7192]

+Jordan Wade you monster

[@icecreamhero2375]

you should have fried it birds are delicious you wasted a perfectly god bird how do you sleep at night

[@vandyckaldo]

Yeah i woud murder the crap out of the bird, put his stomach and stuff out,clean thsstreets and troww al evidence to the trash, then cook it and walla, one food to share with friends

[@dadoctah]

Some day I want to go to the Great Wall of China so I can see if the moon is visible from there.

[@MrJayArt]

Not possible!

[@AWEZOME1337]

Too much smog in the chinese air for that. Not true.

[@MrJayArt]

Octocakes someone doesn't understand the joke

[@Savvyonion]

On a clear night it is possible but there is so much smog probably not

[@Ponen77]

The moon is visible..its the made in China tag that I find disturbing. Need a good telescope to see it, but its there, just keep looking.

[@pr1ckastley]

I've heard that "humans can only use 10% of their brains" thing over 9000 times

[@Srcyte]

Yeah people are so fucking stupid they even made a movie about it

[@pr1ckastley]

+JustAnyOldGamer you mean lucy?

[@Srcyte]

yeah

[@SalvableRuin]

So have I, but I have never been stupid enough to believe it because it makes no sense.

[@KEWLIOSUCKA]

Lucy is still a great movie even if it's false... Like most movies out there...

[@DIY-DaddyO]

The water thing was part of a study done by the American army during the Vietnam thing. It said the average soldier needs 8 pints of water a day but most of this can be obtained through food intake. Certain mineral water companies hijacked this research but chopped off the bit about getting water through food to sell their bottled water.

[@NewMessage]

The fact that you said I thought this was all true, wasn't true.

[@Yuruble]

well arent you a real hooty tooty.

[@NewMessage]

Salory 2 just keep yer eyes off my patootie.

[@dokuujin1851]

What the unread message said. I literally knew every single one of these things. But it's okay, Adam, you teach me knew things all the time, just don't assume what I know or believe. ;D

[@Yuruble]

New Message Okay, I spelled the word wrong. It's 'hoity-toity' and it doesn't mean butt.

[@Yuruble]

x\ Dokuujin /x Yes! Because one man is supposed to know what everyone knows and doesn't know!

[@trollvidde]

Some say adam is still floating in space today

[@WhumpusPlumpus]

MaVida eventually he stopped thinking

[@soso9261]

and though he wished for death, he was unable to die

[@sabbyblue]

Adam, the ultimate life form

[@nazaoyeka9907]

And sometimes he comes back to earth to ruin what we know and love

[@drox3992]

Nah stuck in the end screen.

[@Digitalemke]

I got an Adam Ruins Everything ad on this video

[@UnPhayzable]

That brain fact isn't true, I use 0% of my brain

[@rollakosta6554]

You and the American majority :P

[@andydavis3075]

Rolla Kosta that's a big generalization, pale.

[@m_uz1244]

Andrew Davis true tho :P

[@roycexd8947]

Then u wouldnt be able to type this comment (i get that it is a joke)

[@timothymccaskey4362]

UnPhayzable: The myth of only using ten percent of your brain stems from the fact that the brain has a sort of safety valve that filters out uneccessary stimuli. Otherwise we'd go insane from all of the sensory overload.

[@lostchimaera6339]

This was only the beginning. The beginning of a huge TV show. The beginning of Adam debunking myths.

[@Whoarofl]

An eccentric man named Adam debunking myths on TV? That doesn't seem like a formula for success.

[@UnderclockFGC]

Chargi o lol mythbusters

[@kraevgames]

You mean the beginning of a show where a group of guys 100% rip off a skit from an old science show. Including the name of the show. While giving no credit whatsoever to the people who actually created the entire premise of the show. Including the name!

[@basedmuscleman6539]

is this what sparked the idea for adam ruins everything?

[@litskypancakes2638]

Isaac Landecker Vlogs *_Thus a legend was born_*

[@basedmuscleman6539]

Litsky Pancakes indeed

[@miletilblight2181]

Isaac Landecker Vlogs nah hes had a web show about that forever

[@somethingbacon2694]

Yes

[@christalksaboutstuff3160]

Litsky Pancakes tut butt t ? 6mt. rte555t4gtb ttggvhhjjjhdefgcw vv Cobb bkvk jj add!♤◇ l mmm.. oh pc

[@nathanwilkowski3131]

Fun Fact: You won't immediately begin visibly freezing over in space! The vacuum of space is a surprisingly good insulator against heat loss. Nope, you'll just be in excruciating pain thanks the near instantaneous 2nd degree sunburns thanks to solar radiation (spf 3000 please!!!). You might not even notice that though; don't forget, all of the water in your skin cells will rapidly begin to boil thanks to vacuum evaporation. The feeling of the outer layers of your skin bubbling up like pork rinds in a deep fryer are sure to help you appreciate passing out thanks to asphyxiation in those thirty seconds that just can't come soon enough...

[@prof7304]

Why would the blood boil? If your skin stays in shape, the pressure inside you stays the same.

[@nathanwilkowski3131]

@@prof7304 Yup, but skin, and the cell walls for that matter, are permeable, and allow the transmission of water across them. This in turn would create additional space for the water in your blood to change states, from liquid to vapour. Not that that is really relevant since skin and cell walls are super stretchy, allowing for the expansion of the contents inside in turn allowing again boilage. Big reminder though, that doesn't mean you will start to boil all the way through and explode (blegh), just the outer layers of skin and capillaries. Most of your body would indeed hold itself together and not boil.

[@brianarbenz1329]

“Without your space helmet you’re going to find that a bit difficult.” - HAL

[@markogames6912]

3:26 *THANOS ADAM*

[@denton2307]

Marko Games You mean that dude from Fortnite

[@tilenjarc1718]

I dont fell so good

[@TonyHill2335]

Denton Woods No,no I don't

[@logitchy]

@@TonyHill2335 woooosh

[@logitchy]

U men dude fortnite rite

[@mohammadsadilkhan1875]

In this pandemic, some people in America are using 10% of their brains. 😅

[@mightbetoad6786]

*.10%

[@raivo465yt3]

Tru -a europian

[@finmin2k]

@@raivo465yt3 it's funny cause it's tru...

[@raivo465yt3]

@@finmin2k yea

[@Superfalcon-rf7og]

I don’t understand how hard it is to wear a mask. Surgeons will do it for 6 hours with a surgical mask but you cant wear a cloth mask for half an hour. Despicable, risking other people lives for your “FrEeDoM” and “RiGhts”. Well guess what, companies have the rights and freedom to reject service 😐

[@Knives4540]

"Adam never returned to Earth. Trapped in a form half-mineral, half-animal, he wandered the depths of space eternally. Eventually, craving death but unable to die, Adam stopped thinking."

[@pokemonpasta]

what's that from?

[@Knives4540]

pokemon pasta JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@JUGULATOR75]

Knives4540 I wasn't expecting a JoJo reference here, thanks for the laughs!

[@Knives4540]

JUGULATOR75 Just doing my job.

[@BigDonkMongo]

+Knives4540 JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO! (jojo) (jojo) ~du no no nu, dun dun dununun, dun nun nununun, nunununn na na!

[@Talonflamez]

3:58 The accuracy on what he said scares me. When I was ten I had rescued a baby blue jay that fell out of the nest. Now I could tell it wasn’t fledging, because it’s feathers weren’t fully developed. But anyway, I tried to nurse it it back to health and hopefully raise it, but my mother told me to keep outside as opposed to leaving it in the porch (which is what I wanted). I put the little guy under a shrub, and I came back the next morning to find it was gone. I was so incredibly heartbroken that I couldn’t save it and I ended being sad for a little more than a week. Now.... I know this isn’t entirely my fault, but I still had something to do with it.

[@Fools_Requiem]

It being gone doesn't necessarily mean something bad happened to them.

[@KawaiiNiko]

I SAVED THAT BIRD WHEN I WAS 10!

[@youtoober2013]

Same, fellow humanitarian steward of the planet and all sentient living beings! Are you vegan too?! -Or how many chickens (birds), have you cooked? Haha just kidding, I couldn't resist. Keep on keeping on brother. Save as many birds as you can.

[@alreadyblack3341]

youtoober2013 I killed two of the neighborhood cats the other day. They don't get out of the road.

[@youtoober2013]

Empty Void Haha. Thanks for going though the trouble to comment. Nothing more entertaining than a person who gets triggered over a youtube comment about not doing harm to animals and the planet. Yeah, that's so cool you want to side with animal abuse and global warming. You probably make your mother proud. Not sure exactly how much of this is sarcasm.

[@alreadyblack3341]

youtoober2013 Does it really matter how much is sarcasm? I mean it is a comment section. On the internet. I mean, animal abuse is fucked up, but the fucking cats in our neighborhood can be considered pests.

[@youtoober2013]

If you don't care to make your mother proud... that's your own problem. Communication (no matter the medium) always has potential. We're a pest to most of the other animals on the planet. I put it to you like this... if two humans didn't get out of the road... would you kill them? Not if you stopped to consider what life really is... Those cats had a family too man. Without cats, we would have died of septic diseases that rats bring around our garbage. We have already developed a symbiotic relationship with them, they got smaller to be with us. When we have humans around the world breeding animals while we ignore feral communities... Well what do you expect? -and I know, I know, I'm sure your community has bigger human problems to deal with. I wish people could understand... we are too cunning to not plot against each other. They would, if they could immediately place all life in their realm of consideration. It's much easier to see other humans as equal, if you can first admit that all life is. Unlike other humans, animals have no ego and will let us take care of them, they respond in kind. Keep in mind this is over generations and thousands of years. However, ultimately, when you talk about millions of years of time, all life was once indiscernible. We're one. As the most aware sentient beings in our existence, we are responsible for being stewards of the planet. I wish you good fortune in your journey through life. I hope contemplating on some of these issues can help.

[@joshuazane3210]

I like the sweary, drinky version of Adam.

[@다나.진부한]

Joshua Zane Me too

[@skelo9033]

Agreed

[@japhygato]

I never thought cows sleep standing up. That does not mean they be can't be tip over.

[@japhygato]

b

[@jamesdewitt84]

maybe if it was a tired cow who was just thinking about taking a nap

[@billlupin8345]

People can flip cars. Cows weigh less than that. Couple 'a frat boys? Yeah, they could knock over a cow. Incidentally, cows don't sleep standing up... but they CAN appear to be sleeping while they're standing around chewing the cud. Not all cows will be tipped over by a couple of dudes slamming into its side, but every now and then, one's going to trip.

[@ash0986]

this is true, cow tipping is real but can kill the cow, if a cow is on its side it can't get back up and if there head is below its body they can't breath, I no this because a few of our idiot neibhors done this to our cows 1 died and took 3 of us to pull the other up enough it could stand

[@ericsesame6321]

I burst out laughing when the patient said, “It turns out the _whole_ brain is important.” 😂

[@HoneyBadgerSr]

The peanut butter thing always drove me crazy. You're telling me for a thousand years the peanut was cultivated in South America and not a single person ever thought about crushing it up into a paste?!?

[@PierreaSweedieCat]

What Carver did was popularize the peanut, and show that butter, oil, and other things could be economically extracted (for sale), and that this legume had multiple uses. He may not have invented peanut butter itself, but he made it desired by consumers.

[@rarmai]

Most importantly carver realized that farming the same cotton crops was ruining the soil and that by rotating in peanuts they could restore the soil. I addition he came up with a variety of uses for the peanut.

[@markadams7046]

Actually, what I heard, is that peanut butter was invented by a physician for patients who had difficulty eating.

[@albertnormal6834]

You don't crush peanuts to make butter. You churn them.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

​@@albertnormal6834 is that not a form of crushing or

[@EhtaZUGGE]

Actually going out to the vacuum of space would lower your blood's boiling point down to the temperature of your body causing your blood to boil. Yes you would not still explode but your organs would rapidly expand and get sucked out of your nose. Not the best way to go imo

[@Zacen299]

Not really. Your lungs and tongue would boil but the rest of you wouldn't, only parts open to the vacuum would boil as for the losing organs? You have to go through crazy atmospheric shifts for that to happen and it can't be 1 atmo. They'd swell sure but nothing more. It'd kill you sure but so does everything else.

[@heoj1N]

I was going to say the exact same thing.

[@Karibiane]

In this video he is telling us that we should think critically of what we hear and that some 'facts' are just good stories(He's saying that while being in space -> You should also think critically of the facts in this video)

[@jordanl2317]

Space is not the same temperature throughout. In fact, lots is quite warm. How do you think we get warmth when we're millions of miles from the Sun plus with the ozone layer?

[@Zacen299]

Jordan Lawe Pretty sure you commented on the wrong comment.

[@killernat1234]

The iron maiden did exist, not in the way it is often stated but it was used

[@denise7001]

I was going to say the same thing. I’ve actually seen a genuine Iron maiden that was shipped from an English castle to a California winery castle.

[@mattbartley2843]

@ Put them in the iron maiden! Iron Maiden?! Excellent!

[@Gmackematix]

After the first known mentions of iron maidens in the 18th century began to persuade people that mediaeval people might have used them, 18th century museums started making mock-ups to show what one might have looked like. There are no existing ones from mediaeval times and no record of them before the 18th century so they probably didn't exist.

[@Manuel-ek7wr]

@@denise7001 Sorry man... that wasn't an actual one. They didn't exist, but replicas showing how they would've looked exist

[@zyaicob]

@@denise7001 ever heard of Lady Godiva?

[@ChristopherBergsten]

Out of curiosity, I always thought that the pressure difference would kill you if you were sucked out of an airlock etc. Not the cold obviously, since it is not cold - just, devoid of matter that holds warmth. Are you sure that your eyes would stay in your sockets after being blown out? I've got doubts.

[@copterinx0468]

Space is cold - in a sense. Due to blackbody radiation, things that aren't in sunlight give off heat, thus cooling down. In sunlight, though, this effect is overcome by the sunlight's warmth.

[@2adamast]

Your mouth-lungs would boil dry (similar to boiling butane at normal pressure), gives sort of giant brain freeze

[@LamanKnight]

So, I have listened to scientists talk about what would happen if you were sucked into space with no protection. When I wake up tomorrow, I'll check if any of these theories have changed since I last looked. In the meantime, here's what I can remember: - Since your body naturally emits about 101 kPa of pressure (equal to the amount of pressure of Earth's atmosphere), your body would swell up in a vacuum, but not enough to explode. For most people, your muscles, tendons, ligaments, and other connective tissue would be strong enough to hold your [unfortunately swollen] body together. I think your eye muscles and optic nerves would be able keep your eyes from being ripped out altogether... though it might not be without damage. - Human bodies, like most living things on Earth, mainly conduct heat, instead of radiating heat. In other words, when the atoms of our bodies come into contact with other atoms --- like atmospheric gases, or solid objects --- heat transfers directly from our atoms to those other atoms, or vice versa. Since the vacuum of space has virtually no physical matter in it, there is nothing to transfer the heat out of your body. (Weirdly enough, this principle is what led to the invention of the Thermos; a Thermos' "insulation" is a thin envelope of vacuum between the inner and outer layers of the bottle. Since heat doesn't travel across a vacuum, it keeps the bottle's contents at the same temperature.) - Strangely, your saliva would start boiling. As ambient pressure decreases, the boiling point of liquids also decreases. (That's why 100 C is the boiling point of water at sea level, but on top of Mt. Everest, the boiling point is about 96 C; the change in air pressure makes that much difference.) In a vacuum, the boiling point is low enough that the water in your mouth would start boiling from your natural body temperature. And since you wouldn't be losing your body heat, you would maintain the temperature that let your mouth feel like it were full of pop rocks. - The sheer amount of electromagnetic radiation that would be passing through you --- ranging from infrared, to ultraviolet, to gamma rays, to x-rays, to cosmic rays --- would give you a nasty sunburn, and possibly cancer. That is, if you managed to be rescued from exposure to space quickly enough to survive, you'd want to be screened for cancer after that. If you weren't rescued... well, you'd have maybe 30 seconds or less to wonder if any of your cells were becoming cancerous, and it would be moot point after that. - The really horrifying part, is that the fluids --- in this case, meaning liquids AND gases --- in your body systems, which are naturally under pressure of their own, would diffuse from a place of high pressure to lower pressure, if given the chance. Thus, any liquid or gas that is free to flow will flow out of your body and into the vacuum. I don't know if there have been mathematical calculations done on how well you would be able to hold in your fluids, but considering that even the pores of your skin can allow fluid to escape your body... I don't imagine it would bode well if you were stuck in space for long. (I wonder, is this where they get the 30-second time limit from? Because they project that you could retain your air and body fluids for maybe 30 seconds? Ugh. I'm not sure I want to think about it.) Yeah, anyway. That's what I remember right now. I need to go to bed, and I hope I didn't just prepare myself to have nightmares.

[@furman761]

In case of instant loss of air pressure you will get a severe case of decompression sickness - your blood will release dissolved gases and bubbles will clog your blood vessels, this will kill you before loss of oxygenation or cold.

[@victoriacheeseburger3932]

this is what started the 'Adam ruins' series

[@quantamzero7919]

True Tv

[@elisabethheiman2104]

Victoria Cheeseburger Correction: Adam Ruins Everything.

[@armstrem]

the college humor series came well before adam ruins everything.

[@armstrem]

the true tv series is not the adam ruins series. it's the adam ruins everything series.

[@redcaptainnwarter5389]

armstrem Bullshit

[@noahdamoiseaux5606]

Sound is not a thing in space.

[@Darthquackius]

Noah Damoiseaux I think what you meant to say was, sound requires a medium to travel through and could not be heard within a vacuum. also he exhaled and inhaled multiple times while supposedly in a vacuum. the air would have been pulled out of his lungs, he would have struggled to breath as his last moments of consciousness were pure agony as his body strained to fill his lungs and the blood near his skin began to freeze.

[@Rex-golf_player810]

not that its "not a thing" but there is no matter for it to bounce off of so yeah you wouldnt hear jack shit lol

[@alejandroencinas7381]

Rex o-o hear*

[@PK-lj4mi]

albert : E = MC SREW YOU Me : OMFG IM DYING😂😂😂😂

[@kmacdizzle]

Your blood would simultaneously boil and freeze

[@jkerman5113]

No the reason why people think that napolean was short is because he was measured in french units, which, are larger then british ones.

[@HannoversSoap]

There is also the claim he was believe to be small since EVERYONE in his guard had to 1.9m (6'3) tall. So he was always sorrounded by men quite taller than he was.

[@SomeGuyFrom216]

Gotta love the Liberty Valance effect. "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

[@Levacque]

All I know is that Liberty Valance was the greatest of them all, and there's nothing else worth learning about him.

[@gabehcuod7017]

"Cops are allowed to lie." No shit.

[@gateoflion]

I've met many who believe they can't lie. Don't ever assume your knowledge matches that of everyone else.

[@djalexmejia2820]

wnat some free drugs, dont worry im not a cop

[@SonofKalas22]

Brian Edwards because lying is what made the nazis so bad. Show me death camps and then you get to make those claims dickweed

[@SonofKalas22]

Ada Ciganlija those things incorporate lying, but lying does not necessarily incorporate those things. It was the death camps that made the nazis what they were, not the fact that they lied to make them. MORON. By your logic any person or organization that lies is a nazi person or organization solely because they lie. That is retarded. the comment I was responding to claimed cops were nazis because they lie.

[@dillonqaphsiel7977]

Gabe Hcuod lawyers aren't.

[@trafo60]

So death by suffocation in space would actually be a pretty cool death

[@joachimschoder]

I still prefer a heart attack during sex with two beautiful models ;)

[@BluePineapple98]

Joachim Schoder I love you you are amazing

[@bptnmrphy3991]

okay which two models? mine would be Cara Delevingne and her sister

[@joachimschoder]

Daniel Dumile I am not that picky about that.

[@bptnmrphy3991]

Joachim Schoder any two models then?

[@SagaciousNJ]

YOU DON'T FREEZE IN SPACE!!!! A VACUUM HAS NO TEMPERATURE; THERE IS NOTHING TO ABSORB YOUR HEAT. THE AVERAGE PARTICLE IN SPACE IS VERY VERY COLD BUT THE THING ABOUT SPACE IS THAT THERE ARE VERY FEW PARTICLES!!!! YOU WOULD JUST SLOWLY RADIATE YOUR HEAT AWAY OVER THE CENTURIES OR UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY TOUCHED SOMETHING.

[@SagaciousNJ]

Because nerd anger is fun.

[@Supersoup42]

What about all the surface body liquids such as sweat or saliva if you opened your mouth or tears. Those are all going to vaporize and bring with them a ton of energy.

[@eviedaniela]

No.

[@TheJerbol]

Supersoup42 Well some energy, not a 'ton'

[@Supersoup42]

no. i measure energy in tons. deal with it.

[@KCKrumbcake]

1:10 hits different because it's true. When I was 10, I found a walking baby bird. I didn't know what to do, so I stomped on it. The memory lingers forever, my family only talks about it when birds are mentioned, and I'm not around.

[@parkerw9710]

No one can hear you explain stuff in space

[@Gio_EL]

R.I.P. Yondu :' (

[@voz3704]

*sniff* He was Mary Poppins, y'all

[@FloatingBrikAnimations]

Lol

[@erikaz1144]

thought the same exact thing :(

[@MichaelSBaram]

@@erikaz1144 me too.

[@cripplingnicotineaddiction6125]

Adman,theres no sound in space.How were you talking?Or is that a lie too?

[@sergiosyber]

That's a lie too you can hear things that your touching

[@EdDeezNuts944]

+The Syber Night only that you're touching. So it's really not a lie, because sound still doesn't travel through space

[@sergiosyber]

+Eddie Russell yeah so it's kinda both

[@modprog]

And if you are near enough the air in his lung could touch you ;D

[@chrisfeltner]

and that you pass out in 30 second that's a myth kinda funny got that wrong

[@vincent412l7]

The French foot was longer than the English foot. Napoleon was 5-4 in French units which was about 5-8 in English measurements. (The measures varied from town to town and were barely standardised.)

[@theboneman7493]

Who said that cows had to be sleeping when you did cow tipping? :)

[@erdemmemisyazici3950]

Yea, I grew up and spent most of my life in southwest Virginia and cow tipping was a thing amongst my classmates. Once one of them brought varnished cow dung to class. To show it off.

[@Derkceno]

Erdem Memisyazici wtf

[@erdemmemisyazici3950]

@@Derkceno What?

[@negative3016]

Crossbones Person obviously he has never been to Wisconsin.. it is a thing to tip cows. When you push them they from the side the lean back into you and if i let go at the right time they cant correct their balance and tip

[@gw4792]

Really, I think cow tipping is a unfair practice which doesn't even exist in other countries! It is more a by product of faulty cow minimum wage laws, if boss cows paid the subservient underling cows more cow tipping wouldn't be such an issue. EDIT I have just been informed that is not what cow tipping is...

[@CrystaRoze]

"e=mcSKREW YOU" My life motto.

[@heartlesshorseman4202]

CrystaRoze spelled it wrong genius .

[@animalgamer0309]

*Horned helmets were used in ceremonies but not as armour.*

[@zorrothegreyishblade3339]

But not by Norseman

[@isaacstiltz1149]

Horned helmets became a Viking stereotype because of an opera costume designer.

[@peacenr4537]

🤑

[@imthesleepyskeleton5462]

This guy has the right balance of disbelief, awareness and wisdom to not go crazy

[@galyonai9419]

"Because they all tell good stories". Yeah, exploding in space really does sound good :)

[@estheay3611]

gal yonai underrated comment^^

[@wynniew6330]

It is more awesome than telling that they just suffocate

[@whyjodwhy]

If you were an astronaut would you rather have "fell asleep" on your grave or "exploded in space"?

[@JuupelisJaapelis]

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU COULD'VE SAVED THAT LITTLE BIRD BUT YOU. LET. IT. DIE. *cries *

[@Tkieron]

To be fair, I was 10, 39 years ago. So even if I did save that baby bird it'd be dead now.

[@oxenford539]

If iron maiden devices didn't exist then what the hell was I looking at in the British museum?

[@TheTundraTerror]

"If angels aren't real, how come there are painting of them!" You're fucking stupid.

[@malnutritionboy]

Nice one

[@KevinLikesBananas]

a replica

[@turun_ambartanen]

im pretty sure you mean nürnberg just saying ;)

[@Anonym-mh7sz]

the german wikipedia article states that while most currently exhibited iron maidens are replicas they still existed since ancient egypt.

[@atomicfault3972]

“Eventually, Adam stopped thinking.”

[@HumanTypewriter]

Huh?

[@adnan7919]

I say if he exploded at the ending, it would have been funnier.

[@simbajunior1992]

Anime Maze but he said that doesn’t happen

[@leoseguin5761]

R/woooooooooooooosh

[@romanvonungern-sternberg1048]

The Pope Empire r/theresonly4fuckingo’syouwalnut

[@petercucumber361]

Adam ruins space

[@DoctorBrute]

Was waiting...

[@EMROXRealm]

So you're telling me . . . someone could SAY they're an undercover cop, put you in handcuffs, and lock you in their sex dungeon . . . Welcome to America.

[@thamonito]

Ah excellent idea lol

[@Tsmq99]

EMROXRealm You need a badge...

[@AndyFordAAF]

EMROXRealm Yeah there's a reason the Miranda rights are a thing.

[@DrTssha]

Andy Ford It's actually a Miranda warning. You don't have Miranda "rights". Your Miranda "rights" come from the constitution, like the 5th amendment and that other one about the right to legal representation that no one remembers because no one pleads it.

[@FDGQQW]

So you're saying, no one has the audacity to question a cop? Because that is outright ridiculous of what you just proposed.

[@DDomjosa]

Fake, we couldn't hear you talk in space.

[@firehot427]

oh man lol yeah the irony xD

[@longoria0808]

Because we would be too busy wanking

[@AbsurdJosh]

Really? Its a fucking video...

[@trnkabarfilm]

It was dubbed in studio :D

[@graceann147]

Also before he lost his breath almost instantly has had one of frozen not exploded. At least that's what I was told… Or was i?

[@Sun-Tzu-]

Weirdly enough the only one of these I didn't know was fake was the Thomas Crapper inventing the flushing toilet one... but he did invent the U-bend so I can see the misconception...

[@poudink5791]

Yeah, all of these are either very common trivia or things I didn't even know there were misconceptions about. Only one that got me was the viking helmets not having horns.

[@emmetanimatione6640]

No actually Neapolitan was claimed small because the French metric system was so complicated until Neapolitan changed it ,well the "metric time"

[@redcaptainnwarter5389]

emmet Animatione Bullshit

[@myyaoibetch]

RedCaptainN Warter The French and English measured inches differently - they were not standardized. 1 French foot was 33cm, while 1 English foot was 30.47cm.

[@humanbeing9579]

emmet Animatione Neopolitan? Dont you mean Napolean? Neopolitan is an ice cream

[@MissBlackMetal]

"Neapolitan" xDD And *twice!*

[@katyestelle]

Neapolitan is an ice cream

[@char5180]

And Adam's last word was TRUTH lol

[@ladysnake8449]

Yes like the government, Adam has the truth that he will bend.

[@Adrot]

So what's worse in space: the lack of oxygen, the radiation, or the vast, depressing loneliness?

[@avasilla1351]

welp, lack of oxygen can leads to death..

[@Angelous922]

Those are actually 3things that can lead to death.. :)

[@djdom8048]

really? I thought having no oxygen in your lungs made you immortal...

[@avasilla1351]

In space, radiation occurs slowly in our body since there is no/small amount of matter in space which means there is no medium.(Vsauce) Well i dont know in Earth rn if our bodies are radioactive or not. Vast. Whats bad about that? Yea i mean space is big, so what? its not that bad compare to suffocating. Hunger should be a thing that you should be worry about. Loneliness. Well i've endured that right here on Earth. I dont see how you floating around in space, die from the vast of the space or the depressing loneliness. Just my opinion

[@TheDeathmail]

Well, Adam is used to the depressing loneliness... so that isn't it..

[@Mbartel500]

The real truth is that in the vacuum of space, all the water in your body would instantly boil, bursting all of your cell membranes, and causing death way before you suffocated.

[@GaryLiseo]

1:38 Cops are allowed to lie to you whether they're undercover or not... There are no laws which keep them from lying outside when it would be illegal for anyone.

[@sirbillius]

I sometimes wonder if the cops started that rumor. That would be awesome.

[@GarryReyom]

But that's entrapment isn't it?

[@ARP2wefightforyou]

Not necessarily entrapment. If the guy was already going to do the crime, the cop can be part of it.

[@GaryLiseo]

***** It is only entrapment if the cop makes you do something you would otherwise not do. I think the term you are thinking of is coercion, but lying to someone is not coercion. For coercion to take place, a person would have to be forced mentally or physically to say or do something, also playing into whether something was done out of duress.

[@GaryLiseo]

Doc Even if you tell an officer "Let me see your badge" they don't have to and won't show you a badge or real identification if they are undercover