Ari Shaffir - Hunt for the Edible - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

While high at a UFC fight, Ari Shaffir had a genius idea about setting up a scavenger hunt for his fans, which he continued to do until he ran into trouble with the cops.
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[@susannaholbert4227]

Comedy Central Stand-Up FUCK YOU COMEDY CENTRAL.

[@hitsnchicks8777]

Not sure if you know this Comedy Central but your supporting a dude who drugs people's drinks....ari is a sick fuck.

[@christianramey1304]

Comedy Central and Joe about to drop his ass after this Kobe situation

[@markphillips4682]

@@christianramey1304 I hope the hell that you are right. This guy is a real piece of shit.

[@michaelpuckett9602]

The Drugging makes him more of a piece of shit than the Kobe situation. Kobe fans became a straight up cult after he died, Ari deserves shit for not standing behind what he said, not for what he said.

[@rvnwy7261]

Why is Ari dressed like Billy Donka from the Fentanyl Factory

[@lipidlasagna]

I think this is the best comment here

[@patchworkundead4787]

Quick somebody give the man a top hat!

[@JimRFF]

2 years after it was typed, this comment made me nearly cry with laughter

[@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm]

Jimbo Slice Lolol same!😂

[@maxwellindia9887]

HOLY SHIT IM DEAD

[@donavanhinson6259]

Ari: Give it up for Ari Shaffir! Ari: *leaves the room and walks back in*

[@EbolaSquirrel]

Donavan Hinson literally exactly what I was thinking haha

[@VoxMonstra]

Ari: uses a different voice

[@rocknrollson9440]

I’ve always loved that

[@gioshomevideosandsuch7188]

​@@rocknrollson9440😊😊😊😂😂

[@voodoofairy]

I bet that security footage is amazing.

[@TruthWiz]

Ha! Now I want to see it.

[@EikottXD]

It has to be epic

[@ninalove3044]

Lmaooo ryt?! I didnt even think of that lol

[@christianandrade1655]

If there is any one who has access to footage of this some how some way leave a link or something

[@walkerwhalen4861]

@@ninalove3044 Hi gbggbfgbg mom On No gbmfbggb egg nine n FG fm

[@AndreaGonzalez-wk3pr]

What the hell is Ari wearing? He looks like he's going to Prom in 1973.

[@XThexXTank]

Andrea Gonzalez the warden!

[@RidingJapan]

Batman's joker? just missing makeup and hair

[@globalklaus]

I don't know about the suit. But I can tell you what he's wearing underneath it. Marijuana breast strips.

[@humblemestizo5442]

Lookin like fuckin willy Wonka from the original movie

[@SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar]

He's wearing his pimp suit, duh.

[@charlesgraham9954]

smokin weed and eatin weed is two very different highs.. lmfao!!

[@EzekiesAcheron]

I've been told smoking it it goes straight up, but slowly, whereas edibles hit you ALL AT ONCE

[@MattZelda]

Totally true. Smoking causes me to have hella anxiety but eating it mellows me out.

[@sambromley7394]

Depends on your tolerance. For me at least edibles are an identical high as smoking it just has that hour delay

[@lightasafeather9750]

Charles Graham one you can function the other you want to call an wambulance

[@davidlowe272]

I've been smoking for nearly 30 years. I've never had an edible. It's about time I baked me a cake.

[@tonytejada3803]

he's like a tooth fairy for stoners

[@nyx8086]

Tony Tejada lol

[@chrislucero2077]

Or the Easter bunny😂

[@prolapsdrektem9264]

The boof fairy

[@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm]

Kurrupted Gaming Lol yes

[@cluttter482]

He dresses like one too

[@itallionator]

Everyone has to call him Johnny Appleweed from now on

[@whitest__dad]

420 likes

[@johnnylaw26]

Indeed

[@alexkennedy9963]

YES

[@kaykay12152]

*I was hearing "breast strip" for the longest time. I was like how..-*

[@cooldude11ization]

I heard bread strip. The best baked goods ever.

[@ATLien_007]

I concur I heard it too

[@forgetmiiknot]

I mean weed chicken fingers would be bomb

[@jadec2162]

me too

[@slipperyavocado9457]

wait it's not?? what is he saying

[@ludmillagutomo]

"what you're looking for is no longer here" 😂😂😂

[@Aaroooony9d3]

Ari's stories remind me of the kid in school who'd tried to convince you summer camp was a blast

[@bloodlust9203]

I can see Ari appreciating this

[@missoula2213]

Did Nazi that coming.

[@JDMJACOB1]

summer camps are awesome

[@malcolmsaxton2028]

Eric Wilsey I'm stealing that just letting you know

[@howey935]

Tom Lehrer hahaha that comment actually made me laugh out loud and spurt coffee everywhere.

[@moomoopuppy5810]

Who came here after watching Joe Rogan's podcast about Ari spiking Bert's drink with molly?

[@georgeldecebalus3504]

=)) he's a moron

[@dantodd3737]

✋

[@jacobmortimore]

@@georgeldecebalus3504 i fucking love ari, at least he's interesting.

[@SimplePleasuresMTB]

Word👍🏻

[@xawesome1992x]

Ari is a piece of shit for that. it's really crossing a line, and the way he reacts to bert being upset about it is so scummy. The dude doesn't give any fucks about other people or having respect.

[@ohamzdelphia6814]

The ending was everything that went through my mind and I respect him for acknowledging that

[@patrickhandyside9490]

Ari should do all of these! I find it odd that his stories are so much funnier than any of the other guests he has in his show. I could sit and watch this guy all day and laugh my ass off

[@brodylahey4516]

we need more ari stories because I've watched them all.

[@b.hagedash7973]

Tom Green is the best and his Ari Shaffir character is definitely my favourite.

[@ronaldjones9917]

Funny observation,sharp wit

[@christianknight584]

is it just me or does ari look like a children's summer camp instructor

[@wronggg]

Like the one whose mugshot ends up on the front page of the newspaper, then yeah.

[@miserableoutcast]

He looks like the camp instructor who would probably smoke some weed with you,but also the one that might tie you to your bed and put you out in the woods while you're sleeping.

[@sdry]

yeah except they were funnier.

[@grbgeslnger24]

Alright guys, gather round. We're gonna collect these mushrooms.

[@tomosboatman1780]

That's the best punchline of all of these I've watched so far.

[@____________4510]

I never realized how true it was about the baggies when he started on the ziplocks that are only for drugs, legit made me think about what else I’ve seen in them to no avail.

[@tylerjmast]

Spare buttons for shirts.

[@flavourruling2162]

Spare parts for ikea, computer parts, precision machine screws

[@meltossmedia]

Minneapolis State Trooper.... Ahh, the great state of *_Minneapolis_*

[@thinblacknoodles]

🤣🤣🤣

[@forestfire2670]

Minneapolis and the surrounding area is basically all there is to minnesota anyways lol

[@333rdAlchemist]

Forest Fire nope

[@forestfire2670]

@@333rdAlchemist yeah

[@rebeljones8023]

@@forestfire2670 nope

[@ZapperguyLOL]

Too funny! This series in phenomenal. Thanks Ari!

[@treborironwolfe978]

Even though it is frowned upon and discouraged, I still to this day deliver my male fertility samples to the lab using those tiny ziploc bags.

[@flavourruling2162]

Ooo gotta be careful with that stuff, it can be real potent

[@adog1233]

One of the better intros on this series, the series is so good.

[@papi_sativa]

Awesome way to end this piece by the way. Keep it 💯

[@NitemareAfterKrismas]

This man is an absolute genius. This is probably the best level of advertisement to get people to buy tickets to your shows. Absolute genius.

[@LetsBeClear87]

Swear to god i had a dream you came back today Ari.. goddamn this deja vu is crazy sir!!! And welcome back to the grid ✌️😊

[@lordinfamous7633]

LetsBeClear lies

[@markkilian1859]

LetsBeClear he said he was back a couple days ago on FB

[@topeksinghnotaterrorist3714]

that opening sequence just had me nearly fall out of my chair. lol

[@minhha3063]

what a great story... keep up the good work

[@kennethmartin8715]

Johnny Appleweed!!

[@kennethmartin8715]

spreading the weed wherever he goes....!!!

[@shadowwatcher3957]

Nice!

[@Pvaultingfenderbass]

I loved the audience’s reaction to that pun 😂😂😂

[@JFKHaircut]

huh?

[@gartgart4757]

I used to work at the MOA and I honestly think they look for the most aggressive applicants when they hire. I was there for 9 months and not once did I have a positive experience with a single one of them.

[@jeffreyphillip3748]

Last line well said man much respect

[@patphilosopher]

Love this guy, cant wait for him to come back.

[@KenoshaKicker]

He's always sitting in hats.

[@onesandzeroes7390]

Rick Sanchez lemme just *smash* that like button boiii

[@djroddking]

wabalabadubdub

[@clevernamehere]

I hate that I don't get this 🤔

[@20thCenturySir]

You know this guy would be the worst roomate ever. Dishes in the sink, hairs in the bathroom, and dirty drawers on the floor.

[@rockinbobokkin7831]

You killed it on this one Ari!

[@MommaLousKitchen]

Gd I Venmo Ari one time for one special, now my whole fing feeds Ari....I love it 😂

[@guidoguido2245]

Introducing himself like that! LOL!

[@swiftdog49er51]

more ari stand up

[@brianhoade1411]

Ari is the best😂 love this!!!

[@joaomartins5114]

That finale was amazing. Hats off

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

2:25 i make and sell jewellery and other small crafty shit online sometimes for extra cash and literally ANYONE who sees the lil plastic bags at my place asks me what dugs i sell with em

[@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027]

Ari's passion in life is feeding people drugs :D

[@superlazy3355]

Haha that's brilliant... Love this series

[@idkAusername1000]

Shoutout to Ari, wherever you are

[@christopherko5713]

Ari's on another level idk if I'm jus high or if this is the funniest shit I ever seen!!!!

[@smallhulk1253]

Ya Edmonton!! 🇨🇦👍

[@jesusfreak1700]

small hulk Edmonton for life!

[@GETFUCT420]

The world is not ready for the return of Ari!!!!!!!!!!

[@PistolWhippinPete]

Best into so far lmao funny af 😂😂😂😂😂

[@elmospasco5558]

" There's no cheating in drug ball" Tom Hanks was in A League of His Own

[@blacklegacyentertainment5757]

I feel him on the baggie/ziplock part

[@JaelaOrdo]

Can’t help but laugh every time he introduces himself. Probably cause I’m high watching it 😂

[@willfuller1791]

Best opening scene so far lok

[@G0DofRock]

Lol "I was high for 27 hours.." Yeah, I've been high for 5 years, your move..

[@SNNetwork]

ChronicCuber DUH IVE BEEN HIGH MORE LONGER AND BETTER

[@kkonkkool5941]

Doesn't even get u high anymore at that point

[@stephenr80]

Regretfully I was high for more than 16 hours on a too high dose of lsd, nightmare.

[@papi-sauce]

I’m a crack baby born high and die high

[@richeyrich2203]

@@stephenr80 nightmare, or just a difficult to receive lesson?

[@torib100]

He introduced himself XD

[@iamthepinknarwhal]

Ari I just love you so much

[@piedadleon817]

I hope he is still having these hunts I must follow him

[@austins.2495]

Man, Ari is such an amazing stand up comedian and storyteller.

[@710concentratedabber8]

When you realise that it really was acid XD

[@louisalexander2647]

the end was the best part lol. I didn't expect that haha

[@gavinbrinck]

Best one yet

[@mikecantreed]

This guy should do more standup about doing​ drugs. He's just too versatile. Didn't think anyone could be too versatile. Discussing such a wide variety of topics.

[@PhotoJeticPoet]

Wtf

[@ravioli123456]

i miss Ari, hope to hear from him soon on his podcast

[@meatfractals3380]

WhopChop exactly.. I've checked my feed several times over the past two days... fingers crossed.. I'm sure he'll go on Rogan's podcast which will be great too..

[@TheHyde8875]

I'm forcing myself to watch this to see the appeal is. I don't see it...

[@carywaltonjr.9671]

That's sounds like the greatest gift ever!

[@jaymillymills]

One of the better ending statements rather than "and that's the story"

[@daigoshirase4853]

This guy just pulled a Michael Richards. 😂 Now he might steal Jamie’s position in The Joe Rogan podcast after he rufees his drink.

[@Pulpgimp]

But Michael Richards went away and never came back. Ari is still selling out shows. I saw him last weekend. He came out to Kobe chants lol

[@TnT_F0X]

I have a lot of those baggies for Jewelery, Gemstones, gold nuggets, small screws... lots of non drug uses. On a different note, my quarantine Weed is growing nicely.

[@lonewolfjuannieves7059]

love this video

[@drjpica]

Perfect story

[@fucandfishdrinkandhunt6581]

Ari's a great story teller he's so funny

[@abundantYOUniverse]

He looks like Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Avenatti had a head on collision and he popped out.

[@pootytang8037]

That last sentence 💯

[@Awiggins64]

Facts on the ending.

[@madisondavis5795]

I thought he was saying "bread sticks" at first. Like, "wow, they put drugs in everything!"

[@eriktruchinskas3747]

You can totally find marijuana bread sticks. There are chefs you can hire who will make you a full dinner of weed infused foods

[@dokushinkachan2530]

Im stoned and that was very funny

[@Rmantvg]

Have you ever seen ufc on weed???!?!?

[@Leosalejandro]

Rmantvg "Blue team go, blue team go" "Killer, kill" "And some Funyuns, yeahhhh"

[@AJ-das]

"Doctor said I need a backiotamy"

[@scottbrown6505]

Yes.. it's very intense and will change your life.

[@GOREilla.]

It's great

[@missundies]

@@scottbrown6505 lol.

[@youtubecommentposter5704]

Staying entertained during the 2020 quarantine

[@lilbbmuffin]

The intro was a lot but I really like this . And I want them to do more !

[@wiggy3232]

Ari's happiest Monet in life: when he introduces himself.

[@bryansromalski8171]

Is he still off the grid? or was this actually on TV recently?

[@littleratboi3644]

I love it when the hosts introduce themselves it makes me so happy :)

[@hmfoden]

California 3 years ago: woop! Legal weed! Canada: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys are so cute...

[@waynecampbell8531]

Who else's thought he was saying "THC breast strips"?

[@dokushinkachan2530]

Dead lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@alexbickers]

Just imagining a chick-fil-a strip

[@evandavidson1896]

I took an edible and threw up 12 times

[@drakeweddner]

Was it made by some random guy or was it regulated

[@jaystein1405]

Those were mushrooms

[@johnnylaw26]

Actually it was 11 times stop lying

[@molassio1989]

I ate an edible and was fine, UNTIL my friend who also took one was throwing up and his heaving sounds made me throw up

[@revfunk8823]

LOVE these

[@ridson1612]

This was great! =D

[@DamianLoved]

What an awesome set-- Twitter drug scavenger hunts should always be a thing

[@silaslang688]

I would've sworn he was saying "breast chips", at first.

[@l3wdlemon708]

Man I love Ari😂😂😂

[@OhhhItsMeCandy]

That was great!!!! Best one I've seen of Ari so far! 😍

[@dokushinkachan2530]

Whats up with these 52 second intro video lol

[@daniellethornberry8670]

love it lol.. feel bad for those who can't live like Californians do.. I'm smoking now as im watching this. I gotta get these strips he speaks of..

[@ovtropic1521]

La vaca loca

[@shmokeyrl3195]

wild thornberry lol

[@seth4211]

Danielle Thornberry all the liberals homeless and that damn expensive cost of living I’m good till it’s legal where I’m livin

[@justdrop]

@@seth4211 When you don't know what you're talking about, it's best to remain silent.

[@cholosd619]

Did you find them ?

[@movebruh]

Great story!

[@CARRJ142]

Another great video.

[@joejames8503]

i like how ari explains joe is his buddy, as if anyone in the world would know him for any other reason.

[@PP-ky2ji]

Check out his comedy skits he had a movie on Netflix's too

[@youvebeengot1079]

We're not all Rogan fanboys like you , plenty of us knew about him before Joe gave him a spotlight on his show

[@humanbeing7897]

Ari throwing his career away, -"KOBE!"

[@elonquemattheson6151]

He did nothing wrong. Making a joke about a dead guy doesn't make his stuff automatically not funny.

[@JessMan508]

I don't think he lost any fans, he's been calling kobe a rapi5t for years now.

[@ivancastaneda820]

@@elonquemattheson6151 What part of what he said was funny?

[@mookiecy]

so damn funny!! He is one of the best story tellers ever!!

[@prashantchoubey2234]

Ari u r amazing man!!!! Super fun!!!!

[@jeaniciasparkles]

It was funny at first but I’m honestly curious, why do the hosts have to introduce themselves? Lmao

[@MarvelleBanks]

BITCH!!! If that last line wasn't the truest thing EVER!!! #LMAO

[@gettinyukky]

except jews aren't white and a normal white person would be jailed. he got off cause he's a rich Jewish comedian who is famous. Jewish privilege. jews comprise over 60% of all billionaires even thought they are 0.2% of the population. hate the jews, not the europeans

[@imtalkingtoyou1841]

Memes. Many Such Cases! The jews managed to pull themselves up by their boot straps. Fuck the whole slavery in the bible shit that there is no proof of. The inquisition, then world war two. Only after all that did some of them get money.

[@zacharyglunt4620]

Doesn't anyone else love that Ari introduces himself in the Third Person?

[@seabassdarapper]

Wow, that was the most beautiful ending to a joke I've ever heard lolol.