Tosh.0 - Web Redemption - Rifle Kid

[@takedomuremasa3933]

This dude is literally Steve from American Dad xD

[@Vaultboy-qi5bu]

lol awsome!

[@takedomuremasa3933]

rana ahmed You're only 6 years late, buddy... And it's Red Dead Redemption... smh

[@puddin9549]

+Peter Griffin lol that's bc he shot Santa Claus

[@leightonki6726]

You still win this comment section.

[@babo85]

Welp, squirting another sip of beer trough my nose... Thanks buddy.

[@DavidJohnson-ho3bz]

"police get a free gun just for dropping out of high school and completing an obstacle course." Oh man! Effin dead! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidg2479]

I dropped out of high school, and now I'm not even allowed to join the force without getting some sort of secondary education, because apparently a G.E.D. isn't good enough.

[@sigmawolf6717]

Police are fucking dummies!!!! It's funny cuz it's true!!!

[@sigmawolf6717]

Alpha echo How'd you know

[@jimmywelch4659]

@@sigmawolf6717 stop breaking the law asshole.

[@ironwoodnf]

@@davidg2479 yah you quit. There are plenty of people who didn't quit HS & got some college that are looking to get in.

[@MooseStoves]

"there has to be a witness to be a confirmed kill" that was straight savage. like thats legendary.

[@elfumadormangoblunts3042]

MooseStoves I CAME WHEN HE SAID THAT

[@Samsquamsh]

The kid became an instant badass in my eyes once he said that.

[@moahhabiib]

cervezadog finding a corpse can lead to the same result , hence the badass quote

[@moahhabiib]

cervezadog confirmed kills is usually a thing in wars ( unless the case of a serial killer ) pretty sure plenty of undecayed bodies lies all over in wars , keep in mind confirmed kills is mostly associated with snipers , where having the ear is a non practical option

[@danielarsenault7618]

Probably written by the writers

[@MikeFields83]

“Black people go kayaking??”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mcalvinscott]

I guess you've never gone fishing before. North shore long island. Lots of black people kayak fishing. You are obviously pushing the "black people can't swim"myth

[@joemomma707]

MrCobra83 all the people I know that can’t swim are Black.

[@valentnoburnette3350]

@@mcalvinscott it's a line from the skit ...u must be traumatized

[@ItsNessaTho]

@@valentnoburnette3350 right? A whole paragraph for no damn reason 💀💀

[@imyouyoureme1533]

@@mcalvinscott black people cant swim and white people have shitty barbecues and don't season their food - learn to laugh at bullshit like that.. You give it weight and power when you take it seriously.. and it makes you look weak. I personally laugh at this shit because when I was growing up, my best friend always wanted to go to the pool to hang after we played basketball for hours at our park.. and then after he'd come hang at my place to eat, Haha. And he loved the food. He was black - I was white. We didnt even know that there was a difference between us - because there wasnt at that point in time. We had to be taught about the hatred that exists within others.. Damn shame. Just laugh, man... .. because the crying and dying is coming regardless if you laugh or not. Best of luck

[@Ryan-sw4xy]

"There has to be a witness to be a confirmed kill." This guy is the OG.

[@trubeez4721]

@@PotatoeSnow fuckin idiot

[@mikegarza8648]

@@PotatoeSnow Thr Cops who everyone in the neighborhood call would have killed the Black. Kid before you could think he's cool.

[@jongaulthero]

He's a geeky, emotionally disturbed, little ass, punk bitch.

[@odog9338]

He looks like Tina from Bob's Burger

[@laughingocelot2097]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.....

[@avedic]

+Antonio McReynolds Or Jared Leto's Joker.

[@notreallyiguess9358]

omg, he does lol

[@l-dogthegreat4746]

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@shivonnemorris4952]

lmao yes it's true. I think that just like the bible thumping zealots this kid chooses what he wants to get from the Constitution.

[@travismonahan7225]

You're 59 and wear graphic tees, explain yourself

[@Kylestruth7]

"There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill" I lost it there.

[@benprewitt4600]

"There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill." God damn it, but that was a good line. I didn't want to admit it, but that was a good line.

[@AvEnGeD7X238]

It really was😂😂😂

[@JakeKoenig]

Why didn't you want to admit it? Because he carries a rifle? Because he's white? I'd bet my house it's one or both of those.

[@sarahfrom9683]

“...where liberal celebs who hate guns get rich making movies that glorify them.” truer words were never spoken.

[@transgenderific1507]

Apparently you don't read.

[@sarahfrom9683]

@@transgenderific1507 bruh what??

[@jameshaggerty8348]

You’re not wrong at all

[@littlejackalo5326]

Then you've got whiny losers like the "mY kIDs dOn'T eVeN cOmE oUtSiDe bEcAuSe tHeY'rE sCaReD" lady. If only she knew about the thousands of people she's stood next to in the line at Wal-Mart who had a gun inches from her and her kids.

[@about29cats]

@@sarahfrom9683 they are confused in more than one way, did you read their name?

[@AwesomeMullet69]

"That's not what I'm paying you for" LOL

[@3Demon100]

Love how he goes to the fight church. The Dainel Tosh Cinematic Universe is coming together

[@Karpiel73]

Tosh lit up when he said his pastor was on the show! 🤣

[@robomanism]

"there has to be a witness for a confirmed kill" SAVAGE i love this kid lol

[@whodoesntloveMikey]

The comic ragging on bill Maher has me dying 😂😂😂

[@juliansandulli7878]

“Why would I have a gun? I’m a Jew!” 😂

[@paulrevere2928]

Ever see the film ‘Uprising’?

[@johnsmith-po9gt]

Or Schindler’s list…..

[@AcidAroma]

Made me think of this old joke… what do you call a black man with a gun? Sir What do you call a Jew with a gun? Israeli…

[@spikeobama5572]

"I have Allergies and Asthma" Every "militia" man ever

[@1369Stiles]

the military will not take those with asthma. i tried twice when i was younger and was denied both times

[@stephenm2869]

Don't forget "I was gonna join but if a drill instructor got in my face id kill him"

[@psolo3]

i was diagnosed with athsma when I was younger and the navy recruiter told me that I could still join

[@1369Stiles]

the second time i tried, when i was in my early 30's (not sure wtf was going through my head at the time) the recruiter told me "if you dont mention the asthma and get enlisted, thats on you". basically, we wont say anything, but if you have a bad attack, you're on your own. my question to you is; did you actually enlist? the reason i ask....its one thing for him to say it and put it on the paperwork, quite another to just tell you that and you not enlist

[@joshmiller9783]

I don't think many people understand what a militia is.

[@Klugen]

Pulls the episode from air because of a church shooting, uploads it to youtube the day of a school shooting.

[@savagedragon79]

Grant Kluge it's America that shit happens every day

[@spacemonkey4740]

give kids guns

[@nickworster4627]

savagedragon79 twice a year is every day to you. wow you're stupid

[@dominiccafaro]

Nick Worster You should try using google.

[@dominiccafaro]

Eliza Anastasiadou Easy for you to say when you don’t have to deal with gun violence. It’s not about liberals or conservatives.

[@positivelygrowing12321]

"Thats not what Im paying you for" lmao

[@YNTGUNS]

The police loaded his weopon for him lmao. The writers are good here!

[@YNTGUNS]

@b ray im not sure actually 😕

[@rickybobby8224]

@b ray wow you caught someone making a typo. Great work, now you have made me waste time too...

[@jd-yo2is]

@@rickybobby8224 if you dont want to waste time get off youtube

[@jtek2259]

jd123 this would be a better burn if it wasn’t so intense, make it a bit more lighthearted and I would’ve been your hype man

[@jd-yo2is]

@@jtek2259 I was 100 percent serious how the fuck are you going to complain about wasted time when you're commenting on a youtube video?

[@dikensjoseph3952]

😂😂😂 when he said "thats not what I'm paying you for"

[@Soz1988]

Real life Dwight Schrute

[@kevinjohnson7300]

Beets

[@B_kinda]

Hah. That’s so on point. Same with ever little trumpster online.

[@jareda3957]

I'm glad Tosh made fun of Bill Maher, even most liberals hate that guy.

[@jerryborjon]

Not really

[@berengerchristy6256]

I consider myself a liberal and I think he's a fucking chode

[@majorevangelism]

Liberals are more picky about who they rally behind, even if they almost completely agree with them politically. It's mainly Conservatives that worship anyone who thinks like they do.

[@Leon-zu1wp]

He thinks he always right and pretends like he's innocent. Nothing worse than a guy like that.

[@leetskeet4476]

Its because Maher has crazy fringe beliefs like "free speech" and bashing political correctness, neo 3rd wave "liberals" who arent actually liberals cant stand it, Maher is a classic liberal instead of the retarded leftist hijacking of the term you see nowadays

[@kjpark0907]

I lived in the neighborhood with that guy. The first time I saw him I had concerned but I talked to some neighbors and they convinced me he was harmless. He's a bit off but not dangerously so. The neighborhood is probably 80% African American give or take but it's all working class folks, decent houses, well maintained lawns. Definitely not the hood lol

[@kjpark0907]

Concerns

[@JohnDoe-zt3wr]

"The neighborhood is 80% African american. But...definitely not the hood".

[@baron8107]

Meh, can never be too careful. Honestly, I'd be more afraid of cops. Cops panic.

[@baron8107]

taledarkside GUNS!

[@rich925cal1]

ayyyyyy fk you

[@joshuaschmidt2261]

She say “one time , James Woods pissed on me.”

[@jasoffical24]

"There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bird7909]

I agreed with every anti-maher joke in this video

[@thatatheistguy411atheistgu5]

Colonel Chestbridge Yeah....He's an ass

[@tomy5868]

complete with white shadow makeup...love it.

[@SirAuronthehonorable]

Bill Maher bred the incels that waste their parents money on protests and crying instead of actually going to classes. Dude also flip flops his ideals more than he says trump does.

[@laurent1144]

@@TheBoyBK585 There are political jokes that are funny.

[@joxysurge9631]

I love Bill , but he always interrups people so I would have done that if I was Tosh and more fighting between the panel.

[@SantiYTx]

he looks like a Bob's Burgers character

[@JamesSmith-ek1or]

YES

[@Jlaxman77]

I literally came down here to comment that 🙌🏻

[@myherpesitch7763]

+Jack McGraw Hah. I was too!

[@xYouthAttackx]

hhahahah

[@Trose3]

He's Regular sized Rudy

[@nicolascageboii6127]

7:32 LOOK AT THAT TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!!! I trust this kid.

[@johnnyfedpost1776]

god damn right BOIII

[@CharlieNoodles]

I wouldn't trust that dork with a nerf gun

[@nicolascageboii6127]

Jeremy Randerson and I wouldn't trust you, he has shown nothing but proper gun ownership in the video. He follows all the rules (as far as I can see). I know you obviously have not shot a gun therefore don't have an opinion. (Now here come the bullshit lies about what guns you've shot yet all are guns from video games and not common ones)

[@CharlieNoodles]

+Rage Much actually you don't know jack shit, I don't profess to be any kind of expert on guns though I have shot guns at a shooting range. You're the idiot who thinks he can tell how someone would be in a real life crisis just because he knows enough to keep his finger off the trigger. I don't know much but I know that trigger discipline and being able to put holes through a paper target don't mean squat when it comes to a real life crisis. Fact is this kid I'd just a weirdo with an unfulfilled soldier fantasy.

[@nicolascageboii6127]

Jeremy Randerson and you say I pick up shit from a dumb video. The kid carried properly, never held the gun at someone (other than the SKIT which was SCRIPTED). and the way he talked about firearms showed he knows about them. name one time he broke a rule of guns in the video. ONE.

[@bigboibubba5528]

"There has to be a witness for a conformed kill" That made me wheeze so hard that I actually hurt my throat. Gonna go get this looked at

[@bigboibubba5528]

@Torture Killah2 No, I actually wheezed hard enough to hurt my throat. Is laughing too hard that rare?

[@bigboibubba5528]

@Torture Killah2 As much as I love paint huffing, I promise I wasn't lmao

[@ajafta7674]

Best production ever. Artistic. Well done. Message, with distractions. Clear. 10/10

[@nathanhostetler6950]

That was actually a pretty funny segment. The kid represented himself well on camera and played along really well.

[@johncharley3334]

if he joined.." he is a psycho.....but he's our psycho"

[@felicitygarcia2397]

haha

[@joejarrell8610]

Ray😂😂😂😂

[@supremeoverlordess8664]

There’s already plenty of enlisted psychos. 💕

[@TreyBattles]

Nah he’s just gonna be one of those dudes that drive around with bumper stickers that say shit like “infidel” or “come and take it” and he’ll tell everyone, “well I was gonna join the military buuut *insert bullshit excuse here*”

[@ricktd6891]

@@TreyBattles Yup. He's afraid to walk around his neighborhood without a gun. He "ain't" signing up for shit but pussy of the month.

[@richard-ni7tp]

I thought daniel was jared leto from suicide squad.

[@valjeanlee7060]

Lol... that's what I was thinking.

[@rikosaikawa9024]

richard shitty movie

[@ajsparx4133]

Aw crap was that 3 years ago?

[@BC-jb7mz]

“That’s not what I’m payin you for” 🤣🤣

[@sancheezzzy2712]

“That’s not what I’m paying you for” lmaoo

[@jameshaggerty8348]

The best comeback, to say to a liberal yahoo

[@borpie]

I thought he was impersonating the joker

[@brawinirndon]

That was the greatest thing I've seen in a long time, good job tosh, never seem to disrespect real comics, so glad you love stanhope like any real comic would

[@RawrITSFrancis]

dear Mr Daniel tosh. I'd like to take a moment and say thank you for making us laugh and bring joy to our family. love from Russia.

[@keetonpark]

**FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

[@hollandoates961]

Flawless Bill Maher impression

[@lukerosetti95]

"That's not what I'm paying you for."

[@BernOffThatPancresta]

i love how Tosh is wearing tf outta that Target outfit

[@catchick1679]

tbh tosh looks like the joker in this

[@Nouta1]

Jared Leto's impression of the joker you mean.

[@ejfunny]

@Ryan Reaper lmao. To mention the WORST version of joker

[@gabos7892]

"I have allergies and asthma..." LOL HAHAHAHAHA

[@michaelcarlo6001]

Tosh looked more like Joker from suicide squad 🤘🏽😆

[@trubeez4721]

He looks like Vince McMahon

[@jobri5688]

Better than Leto

[@GRiMETiME]

anybody notice tosh said “president trump” yet this was uploaded in 2015 ?

[@Friendsly]

He was publicizing the urge to be president at these times. Many people were laughing and making jokes about it. I think in sincerely believing the guy never had a chance, though the joke was ultimately on the world. Just clarifying "Trump Buzz" was in the air during this time where would have been actively campaigning for a primary spot with the Republican party if memory serves more or less correct. The Simpsons had a way old episode gag about Donny being PUSA in the future. The reality of things is that Donny had been pushing ideas like being mayor of NYC and presidential hopes publicly since his golden (and black) decade of the 1980's. Many media outlets like early years of SNL had found this a highly laughable matter to make jest many times. As some say, all publicity is good publicity. The "Don" would have to agree to this wholeheartedly.

[@jmex1985]

This was probably on live on Comedy Central before it was put on free KZbin

[@zachariahgoddard6039]

Trump 2020. Keep America Great.

[@duroxkilo]

@@zachariahgoddard6039 America was always great if that's what you're going for, way before mr Trump took the world stages by surprise and had diplomats from all over the world laugh at his inexperience and lack of proper vocabulary... :}

[@Friendsly]

The electoral college still exists here. Maybe with all the handheld devices, we can stop letting the elected waste so much time redrawing district lines and simply enact a universal vote. Electoral college is way out of date and causes problems like Bush and Trump.

[@iMvAwesome]

I think I'm more nervous that he mentioned police loading the weapon for him.

[@legit0101]

He was very polite

[@arturoborrego7776]

President Trump? ...How did he know? 😕😕

[@a.l.b.e.r.t.5054]

Arturo Borrego when did he say president trump?

[@levieckstein3495]

1:34

[@migz3600]

Arturo Borrego i know right??

[@GrantH]

Because trump was in the middle of his campaign in 2015 and people still thought it was ridiculous so they would say “President Trump” as a joke. I would know because I did that a lot that year. And look where we are now lol.

[@GotchaOnMyHTC]

Who didn't know? Echo chambered sheep¿

[@Brian-ff7tw]

Daniel Tosh does a spot on Maher impression. Bravo! Dead on!

[@Rary.0]

the bill maher sketch is spot on even down to his tired old joke when introducing guests 'my old job!' its scary

[@benjamingonzales9580]

The bayonet joke made me laugh also. 🤣🤣🤣

[@draco9280]

"There has to be a witness for confirmed kills...” Me: Chills*

[@westvirginiagroyper485]

"There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill." BOOM

[@shawnconnolly5525]

“That’s GI John” lmfao 🤣😂🤣😂- no one wants to steal your bowling trophy 🏆

[@vcbuilder5541]

Voted “most likely to go on a mass shooting rampage “ in High School

[@Souran123]

The dude hating is hilarious. That lady got some saggy laggies

[@pointpoint10]

*Kid:* [Confirmed kill line scripted by comedy writers] *Aroused KZbin dummies:* Oh my, he is so savage!

[@Mike-cy5jg]

Noah Dillion: dummy who feels the need to explain KZbin comments. Gee.. thx for letting us in on the gag. No one would have imagined tosh.0 has writers....... ....... ......

[@timothyhoward6112]

Mike: Hypocite who attempts to assert his intelligence by taking a comment down.

[@Mike-cy5jg]

@@timothyhoward6112 Assert telligence? Hes calling people stupid for something so obvious.. I'm sorry i hurt your feelings soyboy

[@Ryzenx-vh6bv]

Lol does he think noone in the military has asthma or allergies🤣 cuz a lot of them do.

[@TriniLush7]

Fjj right lol

[@TriniLush7]

A lot of excessive gun toters are military dodgers non surprisingly 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@marcopinedo9716]

Military dodgers that is funny lol.. Considering there are other options in life

[@F42355E]

@@marcopinedo9716 Like going on random neighborhood rounds at 3am fully armed and wearing military gear. Gotcha

[@the-engneer]

Fuck the military. Ask anyone who's served about the pros and cons, and they'll tell you that it pretty much sucks knowing you live and die for the government and do whatever they tell you too

[@jnomoneeey3023]

This is one of my favorite tosh vids

[@lilcriminals101]

Your my favorite

[@geminikb]

“I have allergies.” 😂 😂 😂

[@ezrad5273]

He carries around loaded AR-15 mags for his bolt action WWII rifle, WTF!?

[@chiefsilverstacker1176]

That rifle takes those mags, I don’t know what your referring to but I think you need to look again at the mags and the rifle. The rifle has a mag weld on it. A rifle can still be bolt action with a mag in it. Research it before you make dumb comments.

[@chuckfinley4292]

@@chiefsilverstacker1176 the close up they did on a mag looks to be the right caliber and mag, but it definitely does not take the stanag mags he has in that double mag pouch

[@chiefsilverstacker1176]

Chuck Finley yah I saw what you mean, maybe it’s modified mags or something, I don’t know, couldn’t see the whole thinng

[@valjeanlee7060]

That's not what I'm paying you for😂😅😆

[@topramen5344]

Love all the slights to bill mahr

[@S0GEDKlNG]

the comedic timing here is amazing. Wish i watched tosh instead of anime in middle school

[@kylemarkloff4451]

Andy Kindler doesnt get enough credit in this one

[@ur_cowboy]

not just any gun a lee enfield, ymm 303 brit

[@ur_cowboy]

+Zachary Johnston fat

[@ur_cowboy]

usa!

[@frey2605]

+Carbon Addiction NICE COMEBACK

[@profile2047]

+Zachary Johnston I picture you as an overweight bully who gets beat by his dad.

[@alice_in_pains]

I have a Lee Enfield Mk.III* nice gun

[@dysFUNctional93]

That whole opening bit was so true and hilarious. Nobodies trying to steal your bowling trophies!

[@Tomato6]

"lift weights" Sure thing guy...

[@jamesdicus5468]

Thanks for the jolly rancher ad, who needs to hear anymore

[@AvEnGeD7X238]

“I have allergies”😂😂😂😂

[@donHooligan]

nice little cartoons. can you use your words, like a big boy?

[@Jesse-mk1dw]

Rifle Kid sounds like the lawyer guy from Florida that killed thar girl and they found her body (parts) in the dumpster. His name was Steven and his initial interview is hilarious

[@kruletee6176]

*"I thought he had a gun"* 😭💀

[@ImmortalTiger94]

That kid is creepy as fuck.

[@iantusa9207]

+ImmortalTiger94 Time to judge people on their looks again....

[@ImmortalTiger94]

Ian Tusa A creepy kid who stalks his neighborhood with a loaded gun and body armor, and I'm in the wrong for even suggesting something is wrong? Really?

[@iantusa9207]

ImmortalTiger94 Kid who picks up trash and openly explains what he is doing. If he wanted to shoot someone or be dangerous he wouldn't need to walk about in the open...

[@notreallyiguess9358]

nah i would chill with him

[@iantusa9207]

***** I say it because you have no fucking perspective. Just that admission that violent people are out there justifies this kid, yet you trash talk him. Ignorant masses speaking from ivory towers.

[@tyrellthompson1228]

"What kind of country do we live in where an asshole like me is pulling bits off the air out of resepct?" 😂😂😂😂

[@HO-bndk]

Rifle boy looks like the recoil from .303 would break him in half.

[@peterbretherton3546]

Why such a Savage comment?

[@sdry]

I don't see any problem here. Has he killed anyone? Just picking up the garbage.

[@Warcodered01]

I'd say the problem is why does he need to patrol his neighborhood with a gun at all. I mean just going around picking up litter that would be great. I mean yeah you have the right to have guns and can even carry them out in public but why not a pistol? I mean that gun isn't really for self defense in the normal sense. It's more for hunting/fighting in an actual war/or target shooting recreationally. The whole thing just kind of seems like a cry for attention.

[@475093845034580]

>why Because he has no master to tell him not to. Unless he's causing harm to someone or their property, why should anyone stop him?

[@elnegrito1379]

+david male there's always a motive

[@happyjohn354]

pfffff my dad let me have full access to firearms as a child i remember when he would go out hed always say "if something happens call 911 the .357 is under the couch cushion and the rifle is under the bed" he died in 2015

[@laurent1144]

Another commenter said he lived in this neighborhood, and that Rifle kid lied about a lot of his stories and has some weird interests. He's gonna loose it one day.

[@JoMcD21]

*"There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill"* - Rifle Kid (2015)

[@aztecgoji]

That kid looks like Gene, the son from Bob's Burgers

[@airdusterenjoyer]

More like Tina

[@johnnyfiveo]

this was epic

[@PostalPatriot556]

Those mags don’t even run in that gun 😂

[@teddywestside4816]

If your nit picking.... Its a rifle, not a gun. Jus sayin

[@HDmexsComboCon]

4:38 Yep. That and probably couldn't pass the PT test out the gate.

[@Ikaridev]

Little did they know this would spoil The Joker years later

[@theblocksays]

But he didn't kill "Bill Maher" at the end.

[@Ikaridev]

theblocksays everyone gangsta until the white kid comes to Tosh.0 in face paint

[@googletranslator9978]

"Lift weights" lmao

[@cgme7076]

Rule 1 for wearing protective vests: wear it over all of your clothes so people know where not to shoot.

[@richardmckrell4899]

Tosh has plenty of armed security at his shows. That's a fact.

[@samueldoran7712]

Fuck yes rifle kid! Fuck yes! 2and amendment kicks ass!!

[@Nico-lp6pn]

How can you say that when the usa frequently has more registered mass shootings than days in a year, while countries like Germany with proper gun laws have had what, 2 in the last 3 years? (which is considered a lot compared to other years)

[@hatefulgaming1800]

@@Nico-lp6pn Mass shooting going by the definition of more than one person getting attacked by a gun which includes multiple other crimes.

[@milkjug7]

Dude be lookin like Vector from Despicable ME

[@brianboley870]

My man is harmless and is in desperate need of a JOB!

[@TheDJMysterE]

A hobby and a gf wouldn't hurt

[@JMan377]

"Stronger background checks and funding for mental checks" yessss 👏👏

[@MeatzB]

6:49 “Are you prepared to die for your cul-de-sac?” Lmfao

[@Youboremenow]

6:41 So bloody true, Maher is a good comedian but you don't have to blame your audience every single time a joke doesnt land

[@elykspuz6596]

He was a good comedian..before he had so much smoke blown up his ass. Bill hasn't been funny in over a decade.

[@reirrucronnoc5600]

Funny tho.. He said drive by AFTER he moved away

[@Braga_18]

What others hobbies you got? I lift weights lmao!

[@WallsTalks]

"I have allergies and asthma" is the best line.

[@MrBrandonGonzales]

His vest doesn’t even have the plates in it... the thing that MAKES the vest bullet proof.

[@dc1397]

Not going to lie....she is gorgeous

[@brandonreid7670]

THIS IS MY RIFLE! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! AND I'LL CARRY IT WITH GOOD INTENTIONS WHENEVER I WANT TO! GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD SAVE THE REPUBLIC!

[@zippySquirrelface]

Shut up and move to Mexico please.

[@Zachito15]

"why would I have a gun? I'm a Jew" lol

[@TriniLush7]

The constitution says walk around with a gun for no reason? 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@BigMac8000]

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." There's some caveat's but that still holds up. A few states like NY, Florida prohibit open carry, but under its regulation the penalties vary - mostly it'll amount to you being hassled by the court and a police officer and the case inevitably dropped. Google open carry on wikipedia and they'll bring it up. As long as you don't conceal it, load it, or "brandish" it you can carry it most places. The kid's making a point, he's demonstrating clear weapon safety (his ammunition is loaded into magazines, that may be unnecessary based on that gun type, except to enforce legislature about ammunition carrying) and there's not much anyone can do about it. He's walking political commentary. Might be a little bit stir crazy, admittedly, but I respect what it accomplishes. His weapon management seems on point. If he feels the need to "patrol" his neighborhood or to demonstrate his rights, he can go right ahead. I think that's all it really amounts to.

[@HalfStarFilms]

He needs​ his own show.