Explosive Microwave Glow Stick - Tosh.0 - Web Redemption

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

Hahaha the dad sounds like a tv character, he's hilarious. "Not to mention it's all over your...awesome shirt."

[@WixkedLovy]

+Real Faction It's amazing how worried he is about the shirt while his son may be blind.

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

+WixkedLovy yeah that is kinda sad lol

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

*+Real Faction* Hey, you made this one song which was used in Castle Crashers! I ... um ... great job?! I bet you're tired of people like me.

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

Der Slendy Yep i sure did! nah im happy to have fans. Just wish people would check out my other work xD i made that song under my side project Piercing Lazer, so im happy to say a new Piercing Lazer record is coming next month, previews on my channel :) thanks!

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

Real Faction Yeah, I feel sorry for you. It's a little bit like PSY. No one cares about his songs except Gangnam Style. The Necromancer theme isn't even that good compared to some of your other work. Keep it up!

[@shawnconnolly5525]

“You are literally- Have your parents had you tested” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣☠️💀☠️💀☠️

[@369damnimfine5]

Tosh was flabbergasted

[@ryancritchlow7131]

I feel like most of the stuff Tosh said to him didn't even register.

[@eansba88-]

"They use stove tops... ovens are for women", "I swear, have you been tested?!" Fuuuck, I laughed so hard. He's usually not SO straight forwardly mean.

[@Brett_S_420]

Like his dad..

[@marcopinedo9716]

@Xx Yy oh the joys of being white lol

[@justsayin._.]

@@eansba88- "straight forwardly" U mean bluntly?

[@jojodede8712]

“Architect manager”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alissaperry7463]

its all over your awesome shirt! LMAO

[@RRaTTTa]

He seems like such a good dad, like, he didn´t even curse. Mine would have.. well, i don´t know. Still waiting to meet him.

[@baloog8]

I thought he said fossil shirt

[@joshuasanchez6158]

Alissa Per

[@lordenlightenedluciferian]

My stomach hurts!

[@royslapped4463]

Alissa Perry "I've got to see what to do dingaling!"

[@Jozezezeze]

Holy shit when his Dad came into the room like "God damn it Jack!!" I lost it.

[@matthewarnold4557]

Me as a father

[@zionbenitez479]

If Ryan Reynolds wasn't Deadpool, Tosh would be

[@na7ethegrea7]

Zion Benitez no...

[@connorarcher3452]

Zion Benitez he would be good as deadpool

[@TheSwiftSin]

Loool if you close your eyes and listen to him say shit I could see it

[@allychaos933]

Zion Benitez Tosh would be an amazing Deadpool

[@danielhulse4076]

Zion Benitez Daniel Tosh actually was considered to play Deadpool if Ryan Reynolds didn't want the role

[@ibeg0ht]

Jack's a janitor now. He is not the brightest glowstick in the microwave.

[@TheR4k3]

You could have told me he was a state representative and I would have believed it.

[@jacobdockter3436]

how do you got the inside info

[@taitsmith8521]

@@TheR4k3 sounds more believable actually. Janitors actually have to accomplish something daily.

[@departedgardens9262]

the dad actually isn't a bad actor lmfao. hahah he really took his roll too heart

[@Desttoaster]

+Departed Gardens *role

[@Desttoaster]

+Departed Gardens *to

[@Desttoaster]

***** this was like 6 months ago lmao

[@ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty]

Desttoaster Irrelevant.

[@JACpotatos]

@@ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty you got your panties twisted eh? 6 months, 3 years, who cares

[@user-kk6ht1id5e]

Is everyone going to ignore the fact that this kid is only a sophomore in highschool when he looks and sounds like he's already out of college

[@DumbassPlumber]

Utterable Drip ^minus the fucked hairline.

[@XXkAoTIcDo0mXX]

I was 6'4 as a freshman in highschool...

[@SuchingYan]

really? a college grad shouldn't sound this stupid

[@HappiSushi12]

Utterable Drip He actually stayed back

[@johnchristensen5732]

Utterable Drip yes we will ignore that

[@captaininsano7100]

People only use 10% of their microwaves. MWUAHAHA

[@DaveRobinson.]

I would sub to comedy central, but theres too much other stuff they put out when I'm only looking for things like this.

[@Will-vl7cb]

and no key and peele. Rip

[@Guyver2391]

David Robinson wish you could sub to just certain playlists.

[@BURRDAWG_]

David Robinson and they put that land whale Amy vagina joke on their shit.

[@iangood7715]

David Robinson why not give new shit a chance ya never know what show you may end up liking. These people get gigs for a reason bro cha cho. Don't be close minded to comedy. It's a bad move

[@tangoalfa1970]

Yeah like Samantha B. She's garbage.

[@toxicyouth94]

"That's a girl thing, men just use stovetops" "I realised that involved math so I decided I just want to be an arcitect manager" Ignorance is bliss.

[@commenter7893]

A manager would need more math...

[@bornfree8073]

Ever heard of a joke.

[@mark821ification]

this kid reminds me of kelso from that 70s show for some reason😂😂

[@marissac.5094]

OMG YES

[@Nick_308]

Marcos probably the same strain of high school stupidity

[@ryancarter2959]

Because he’s a dumbass 😂

[@joxysurge9631]

OMG totally! On Point!

[@aaronarevalo6512]

Red *dumbass*

[@Heyim18bro]

This kids literally gonna grow up to be a manager at a fast food restaurant and love it

[@MrMetonicus]

Seriously though, this guy takes "dingaling" to a whole new level.

[@tucker4000]

"yea its gonna not glow for ever" "That was a good one" LMAO

[@schmidt640]

This show, and particularly this bit, were so absolutely amazing that it literally never gets old. You can tell Jack has done some real dumb shit as when the microwave literally exploded and projected shrapnel in their direction, he barely flinched. I'm not saying that's a good thing. Side note: Jack's dad might actually be a good crisis management manager. Dude stays calm under pressure!

[@TheUnknownsShow]

"crisis management manager" You can't just add "manager" to the end of something and pretend it's a real job.

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

This dude doesn't look like he's in high school... Maybe a Sophomore in college...

[@alexz.1013]

Believe me, don't believe me. He goes to my school in Ohio, he's a sophomore in HS. He made the video for his girlfriend that lives on the street behind me so that he could help her make them last longer

[@anonx111]

Heizenberg Jr. wtf you talking about he looks like a senior in hs.

[@johnathondrews9879]

Heizenberg Jr. u still rockin wallabees?

[@Cole444Train]

Heizenberg Jr. he looks like he is in high school. that kid on a college campus would look out of place.

[@ElitesEngineering]

Alex Z. This video is like fucking 5 years old dude.

[@seandavis908]

AM I EVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING JACK?

[@Brendini27]

AM I. EVER. RIGHT. DO YOU EVER. LISTEN.

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

HELP ME!

[@HigHrvatski]

SD Brand Said every dad EVAH!

[@meesterdinglefritz2064]

Clearly

[@round105]

To be honest every dad says it and in most cases he is wrong only because every teenage son never takes dads advice

[@jengildz9104]

" Soon as I hear this, you need to be tagged, yanked outta school, and put in Juvie.."....lol I'm dying

[@justsayin._.]

*flagged

[@oceanofoil]

I love how his dad is lecturing him while he's in pain 🤣

[@Rocketjay12]

I think dad has an unhealthy obsession with Jack's "beautiful shirt" while the kid is rapidly going blind.

[@insolentish4529]

It was vineyard vines. Expensive as fuck.

[@jkalash762]

@@insolentish4529 pretty sure the dad's figured out by this point his son is a total loss anyways. The shirt is definitely more important.

[@cherishmerritt877]

@@jkalash762 the shirt is salvageable. The kid is a lost cause.

[@mattkl4292]

"Have you ever made anything in the oven?" "no I...that's a girl thing"

[@joxysurge9631]

Men are such great cooks , Tosh is right !

[@karimqk1895]

That's Ryan Lochte level dumb 😂

[@whos.smokey]

@@karimqk1895 just about the level of dumb you'd expect from someone who would microwave a glowstick

[@Tigerman1138]

And with that every woman in the world wanted to be his wife.

[@Middlenamejane]

No way. That's beneath the kid who won't study math and screams when dad doesnt help him fast enough. 😂

[@simonlindfors1346]

Putting manager after of a profession you want but are not qualified for and voila you are qualified. Solid plan actually

[@NickFirimonte]

If you're not qualified to be a manager, can you be a manager manager?

[@zh3497]

@@NickFirimonte assistant manager.

[@Tigerman1138]

Nick yes. It is called a position in “senior management.”

[@tomwallen7271]

I wonder if he ever fulfilled his lifelong dream of being an architect manager.

[@Doomed-qu8yj]

Hes a janitor

[@cesarcarbajal21]

"God damn it Jack" the Dad itself made me laugh!!

[@sennaipac]

Quit schcrewing around. You schcrew around to much.

[@poeticriffraff]

724warlord Why so harsh? You need to simmer down and enjoy life man SHEESH

[@sennaipac]

724warlord Touché.

[@christinemarie4486]

+724warlord Idiot, it was a Southpark character reference. #GAYFISH

[@coldbeervw]

+724warlord black.

[@TEAMCREAM_96]

+724warlord clever did you come up with that all on your own?

[@3jallenl]

"Yea it's gonna NOT glow, forever..."😂

[@philc9305]

The reason they have to put warning labels on everything anymore.

[@haranguemeringue8957]

The way the dad responded was reminiscent of, “why did I have a kid?!” 😂 I’m sure that poor dad relived those moments when his sophomore son told the world he wanted to be an “architect manager,” and that awesome male chefs only used the “stovetop.” 🤦‍♀️🤣

[@jcrowellz2000]

0:19 "Go*#*#$$#t, Jack!" I get the feeling his dad says that to him a lot.

[@rich925cal1]

After watching soooo many of these tosh.0 videos, I now lower my volume three to four notches when I get the feeling the outro song is about to come on.

[@jnino97]

no

[@daviddesantis4040]

This is like the Phil Dumphy for real life. I love dads that don’t swear in rage even when the teen sons are lol

[@rando3393]

Best part "have your parents had you tested?"

[@gnlilu6972]

Rick and Morty TOSH.0 version! LMAO 🤣

[@danielbonham1466]

“He sees the prices coming in....” I respect that. Lol that’s so fucking true, any married men, you already know lol

[@labla8940]

Architect manager, this guy makes George Costanza look normal. I would imagine an Architect manger would have to know even more than an Architect. Maybe he can get a job with Vandaley Industries as an Architect manager

[@drizztdourden666]

Tosh is one of the funniest comedians,these are facts.

[@thehobbit26]

couldn't stop laughing at the stovetop.part. "they do not use oven, they use stovetop"

[@TheSharkshaw]

Omg when the microwave blew up from the fire work I lost my shit. the double microwave was hilarious to

[@seminolethomas6075]

I soo glad this is a child still learning because I'm a lil worried about him.

[@AliAkkan0217]

I'm dead right now. I can't stop laughing at this. Most priceless footage

[@videoheap]

Injured ding-a-ling: Aaaaaaaaagh! Ding-a-ling's dad: Your shirt! Your awesome shirt!

[@patrickcoronado6315]

He's a sophmore wtf😂😂homie looks like a grown man

[@subg8858]

Face of a thirty year old, brain of a nine year old

[@papabird4425]

That's how people his age are supposed to look if they aren't low T.

[@royslapped4463]

I was bending one of those light sticks when I was 7 cause I thought I could make it light up again and the container cracked and squirted in my eyes. It hurt alot and blinded me for a bit. I can't imagine how it feels while it's burning hot. He's lucky he isn't blind!

[@Codidicus]

He went all Vanna White on those microwaves.

[@Matthew-im4rw]

lmfao "I gotta see what to do with , DINGALING!!"

[@iihellionii9742]

“Don’t screw around. You screw around too much”

[@FailingArtist]

Tosh roasts this poor kid lmfao

[@Kari2025]

“I gotta see what to do, ding-a-ling!”

[@wizcocain]

A small microwave in a bigger microwave hahahaha

[@hockeyprogoalie]

Google says hes 40 but i dont believe it

[@vanmorgan1867]

He's 39

[@14ricki]

King Morganite fu bitch I'm the king.

[@jandrade570]

King Leonidis nerd

[@14ricki]

jandrade570 KING of nerds, bitch.

[@GdoubleWB]

+hockeyprogoalie He seems younger because he's a moron.

[@simple_networks]

I lost it when he put the smaller microwave inside the bigger one. Don't know why just really funny.

[@XXkAoTIcDo0mXX]

anytime I feel bad about my looks... I end up feeling better when I see a video with a handsome person who's as dumb as bricks.

[@mr.fairplay4800]

I swear the replay value is epic on this one

[@chainsawdodge834]

Literally one of the funniest ones I've ever seen

[@miguelparada2286]

0:23 Son: "It's in my eyes!" Dad: "I got to see what to do with this, dingaling!"

[@HealHealBangBang]

Cracked me up saying that shit man.... Took a load from the incredible Hulk!!! That's some imagery! Love it 💚

[@austinysla6331]

"You Ding A Ling" 😅😅😅😅

[@jonlamontagne2626]

The original video alone has amazing comedic timing!

[@cditzler6313]

absolutely brilliant nuking a bomb

[@j.hernandez983]

I'm not sure if that elevator is hitting the top floor.

[@duckthegamer5396]

Right!

[@pabloo7422]

"doesn't it make you just want to curl up with a nice book, and put on some nipple clamps?" *BEST*

[@carolselfridge5925]

Jack maybe eligible for benefits, Lol.

[@hommien8774]

"Looked like he took a load from" The Incredible Hulk ". Haha classic.

[@ldmt1995]

What happened with the loaded gun? I must know!

[@13thvarebel16]

I don't even know where to begin with the layers of comedy in the statement "I'm a grownup who has a job" coming from Daniel Tosh 😂😂😂😂

[@Unqualifiedmedicalperson]

A sophomore in high school? Kid looks like a friggin college student!

[@LukeTRandall]

7:00 Tosh may have had a moment when he thought he was going to die!

[@throast5809]

That kid reminds me of Kelso from that 70s show

[@kkoz66]

i really miss this show

[@ohtheblah]

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday and architect. Oh and TPS reports...

[@NicholasTre_]

with a beautiful shirt on. fuck I'm dead

[@savagedragon79]

Sometimes I feel the microwave when I'm sitting outside like 10 feet away. I don't just hear it I feel it. Not always but it definitely happens.

[@Brett_S_420]

Synesthesia. Look it up. You might not be crazy.

[@savagedragon79]

@@Brett_S_420 thanks. I never heard of it but I read up and it's possible.

[@Brett_S_420]

@@savagedragon79 weird stuff huh? I don't/didn't say anything to people for the longest time about mine. I feel what someone else feels when I touch them. Everything from massaging my girlfriend to petting a cat. It's crazy.

[@Weoutherewildin]

@@Brett_S_420lol synesthesia would have nothing, I mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, to do with feeling a microwave from an extended distance.

[@Weoutherewildin]

No, you don’t.

[@thisisJim85]

Microwaving a smaller microwave inside a larger microwave. Genius

[@Golden_God_Untethered]

If you want to make a glow stick last longer you pop it in the freezer.

[@galangadityayudapratama1952]

Killer queen has already touched the glow stick

[@CrippledMerc]

I remember microwaving a glow stick back in junior high. We had a local kids club that was basically a nightclub for ages 13-18 on friday nights. This was early 00’s and my friends and I were into raving and edm, and the microwaving a glow stick thing was this kind of urban legend that was talked about but nobody I knew had ever actually done it. So one night after I got home from the club thing and my glow sticks were getting dim I decided to try it out. Nobody ever said how long to put it in for so I stuck it in for 10 seconds and it barely got brighter so I tried again for 30 seconds. As I’m watching it it starts to get brighter and brighter until.. pop! The damn thing blew up in our microwave. Thankfully my parents didn’t hear it and get up. I tried to clean it up immediately but I burned myself while trying to wipe it up with paper towels, so I waited for it to cool off and then had to quietly clean out the microwave to cover it all up. Well guess what, my mom noticed that the microwave had been cleaned the next day and asked me about it. I told her my cup of ramen had boiled over and that I had to clean out the microwave. She bought it, my parents never found out, and I didn’t try to microwave a glow stick again after that. Though I did microwave other stuff like balls of foil and grapes, water balloons filled with hot water from the tap, pop rocks, ice cubes, all sorts of dumb stuff.

[@stevenkoehler6018]

CrippledMerc Well-There’s a couple of minutes reading that I’ll never get back

[@DocJamesH]

The Dad saved the shirt and let him run into the table. This would make a good Old Navy commercial.

[@johnoneill9902]

Get a 50 foot extension cord, a microwave you don't want anymore, cram it full of as many Fireworks as you can possibly afford, find an empty field near a power socket within the 50 foot range of the extension cord, set the microwave on high, crank the timer to max, plug the microwave in to the cord, plug the cord in to the wall socket, flick the switch. Thank me later.

[@unethicalgarrogate7567]

Someone's been watching a lot of 'Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?'

[@johnoneill9902]

Hayden Ahlbom aww thanks dude! 😃

[@hajjibarbara2900]

Thanks John.

[@Theonlymayz]

I OPENED THE 5TH DIMENSION, thnx bro

[@habiahjordan9616]

Guess he never took a science class where they teach ya to rinse eyes lol BTW prop to the dad

[@kneeltojesus8600]

So I'm thinking like an Architect Manager.

[@liammgill]

this is one of the all time web redemptions

[@LaidbakZak]

This kid is not at all bright.

[@SinfulBeamz]

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Oh, you'd be surprised.

[@samueltaylor4199]

Demolition ranch that is where he got the idea from.

[@TheBobmoorensons]

A black light will make glow sticks and glow in the dark stuff brighter than any microwave!

[@lametest916]

Am I the only one pissed off for not showing the microwave inside a microwave

[@sarahfrom9683]

The loaded gun had me deaddddd 😂😂😂😂

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

"Being an architect requires being good at math". So get good, brah.

[@maxwellarcher8815]

Why did you use quotation marks? You didn't come close to quoting him.

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Max Archer My original intent was to just present that sentiment from a hypothetical person. It's just a response to anyone with that sort of idea.

[@maxwellarcher8815]

+PrettyH8Mach1n3 Thank you for clarifying. Misquotes are a pet peeve of mine, but now that I understand what your intent was I apologize for challenging you. Thanks again for the decent response, Sir.

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Max Archer No worries! I completely understand where you're coming from. It's good to keep commenters honest, and I know I do things like this out of business or laziness. Glad I could clarify. Take care.

[@kodysedgwick8936]

We thought nuking a bomb would make it nuclear bomb. 😆

[@Heritagepostfarms]

He actually sounds like a really cool kid. Love his sense of humor

[@DOLLBAY6981]

" if anyone knows how to deal with a crisis, its these kids from Isis"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RatKing-wx1mp]

I know this guy in person lol, our entire school idols him just because he got to meet Daniel Lol

[@Koko-ql4fg]

Hey Seuss that's taught at home, homeboy.

[@thegnome9529]

How old is he?

[@apeofearth]

Maybe it's because I'm high but that skit was hilariously written

[@elviraalvarado4625]

I want a spy kids microwave lol

[@timward9938]

Elvira Alvarado Ur sexy af 💯😘

[@xYouthAttackx]

@@timward9938 I second the motion, senator.

[@Tigerman1138]

That awesome 👕 was the biggest causality.

[@ricardodasilveira646]

LMAO, this was too funny! Nuking a bomb will turn it into a nuclear bomb! Hahaahahah

[@drransom01]

Put a peep in that microwave like a good kid, and leave it at that!!!