Louie Anderson - My Brother the Safecracker - This Is Not Happening

Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.
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[@Funhaus_Ryan]

Thanks for sharing! Can't believe this was commented on a 2 year old video, bu Comedy Central, and I happen to run across it within 2 days lol.

[@DemonHippo266]

Why do all the robber masks look like Bert Kreischer?

[@DocJamesH]

@@DemonHippo266 он машина!

[@jankyvillain9330]

Correct!

[@Johnny_from_RI]

Poor Louie , what a dude for sharing such heartfelt story

[@OuchesVonDoom]

RIP Louie Anderson I hope you Mother greeted you with a big slice of Duncan Hines and you got to see your brother again. Rest easy thanks for the laughs

[@JACKnJESUS]

Ah yes, wishful thinking.

[@smoothandchunky1]

Amen

[@petersawyer264]

And perhaps a lovely cup of Folgers.

[@sebastianlajos866]

@@JACKnJESUS Ah yes, someone with no life.

[@that_udk44]

@@JACKnJESUS Ah yes, somebody with zero social skills on the internet

[@jacklutz9705]

Just stopping by to pay respects to a great comic that brought us many heart warming moments. Rest easy Louie, we'll always love you.

[@fucker661]

Louis ck isn't dead

[@AJ-tp9bk]

@@fucker661 His career is.

[@wtfsalommy3250]

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[@durvalis]

Louie's father greeting him in Heaven "There he is, Hitman Louie" 😂❤️RIP

[@bayoubilly5176]

Ya never did get me punk!

[@Thephantomofmusic]

RIP Louie. Such a gifted storyteller. Keep 'em laughing on the other side!

[@buzwa2k]

Holla!

[@Elchapo_69]

🗑

[@urmedusa84]

I agree, I love comedians you can relate too! He definitely draws you into his life. I will miss him.

[@aTalkingPizza]

​@@Elchapo_69 🤡

[@andymaq]

God that part at the end where he dedicates it to his brother and you can hear him choke up. Brought a tear to my eye.

[@teo5836]

Yea, just dont be a little girl about it

[@cyborglion4179]

His brother is dead then?

[@heythatsnotmywalrus2819]

You can tell he loves his family. respect

[@tommitchell7257]

I agree..

[@Manhattan209]

amazing

[@ZosKia523]

does anyone else remember the Louis Anderson cartoon growing up? One of my favorites...the exact same voices

[@jackmehov5788]

Michael Jeffers yeah. it was on after Eek the Cat, followed by Bobby's World

[@radtv5150]

yes!!!

[@theRiiverJordan]

Michael Jeffers Life with Louie!

[@adamkosions1111]

i never knew he was a real person.

[@Dinco422]

FUCK YEAH MAN! what a legendary cartoon! made my childhood!!

[@TheFunkybert]

The thing about Louie.. is that he’s authentic. The only comedian I know that can make me laugh and cry within the same story. You can feel his love and heartbreak ❤️‍🩹 in this dedication to his brother.

[@TheFinalStanza94]

"I love my brother I miss him" felt that shit

[@misfitbrit1989]

Same...

[@KonElKent]

My dad passed in May. He fought long and hard and nobody can say he didn't do enough, but-and maybe I'm just selfish- 35 years wasn't enough time together. So when I hear someone talk about a loved one who is gone, while I used to think "that's sweet", now I think... I don't have a word for it. But I understand it differently, and there's a certain beauty in the sadness.

[@justsomeone5936]

@@KonElKent "Bittersweet"? Maybe too generic and not precise enough, but just a suggestion!

[@KonElKent]

@@justsomeone5936 For fear of being melodramatic; I'm not sure any one word of the English language encompasses the feeling. I have memories that I would readily call "bittersweet", but that doesn't really cover the understanding I have for how others feel in a similar situation. But, I know that sooner or later we all come to have that understanding, maybe we don't see it as "beautiful", but we know that sadness. Whether it's a parent or sibling or close friend or mentor, there's that person that you're not just sorry they're gone, but you genuinely miss them.

[@shadowwatcher3957]

"Dad! There's Mormons here!"

[@gattiyon]

G-Men

[@killerclone1786]

Sounds like me whenever I was a kid in the funny thing is I grew up in Salt Lake

[@macapaca4636]

Get the shot gun

[@patrickn8355]

If only that was a "life with louie" episode lmfao

[@treymorris9392]

killer clone 😂😂😂 my grandma lives there I know what you mean

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

"I'm not your son." I am so surprised Louie's family actually hid their safecracker son, lied to the FBI about him, then, let their son escape to let him get away. Then, Louie has lived long enough to safely tell the world about him.

[@switchbuckle5th]

I would imagine there was no possibility of repercussions because his brother was likely caught not long after anyway.

[@abdalhadifitouri131]

@@switchbuckle5th his brother is dead

[@user-sw1wq8lh2w]

@@abdalhadifitouri131 his brother was also likely caught, he said he turned his life around and taught the cops, that pretty implies he got caught.

[@themultiverse5447]

Spoiler alert!

[@bamabelle7075]

That's family for ya. Some cops came for my uncle one night. I was at work and missed the whole thing, but my mother and older sister told me all about it. My uncle was staying with us and we had no idea he was in trouble. When the cops came, it was my 11 year old sister who answered the door, and on the spot lied for my uncle, "Nope, he's not here, haven't seen him.". (I was 18 and wouldn't have thought so quickly) Our fool uncle got spooked and came bursting out of a bedroom, ran down the longest hall you've ever seen in a house, and tried to jump out the window. The cops ran through the house after him and caught him by the legs as he dived out a window. What was so funny is my little sister and toddler brother were right on the cops' heels, not wanting to miss the action. My older sister had already gone to bed when she said was awakened by someone running past her door. She got up, opened the door and was stunned when a cop ran past her, then another, then our little sister and baby brother. Our mom said it was so fast and surreal, that they'd caught my uncle before she had even gotten off the couch. Later, you could ask my baby brother where Uncle Steve was. He'd say, " Uncle Stebe in jail.".

[@SemiglossOyster]

You can tell the authenticity of his story with the way he looks off reminiscing of that simpler time with his family, such a heartwarming act Louie is such a loveable person.

[@foreleftyall]

audience is probably 1/3 the age of his normal crowd and he absolutely kills. Just an all around amazing comic. RIP Louie.

[@brandonlarsen4813]

i met him tonight in san francisco i was his lyft driver he is a great guy

[@MrNick9044]

Brandon Larsen no way that’s so awesome 😎 I’m on my way to San Francisco right now hopefully I see him hahaha sike

[@the5stacys]

Lucky guy.

[@dennismanley9891]

Met him in Minneapolis in the ninety's was his limo driver a few times. Just a great guy

[@ericheineman01]

@@dennismanley9891 Met him in Seattle in the eighties and was his private jet pilot a few times. Really great guy

[@tildencats9523]

@@ericheineman01I met him in the 70s, I was the captain of his ship. Decent enough guy.

[@MrTonyMontana1177]

I can listen to him imitate his father all day long.

[@ThePixieixie]

My dad's like that...

[@crussteasock4047]

He did all the time in the 90s

[@anthonypayne2526]

The cough!! hahahaha At some point, that's everyone's dad!

[@carschmn]

“Dad, there’s Mormons here.” This is actually a great way to deal with the FBI: be excessively friendly

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

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[@long-hair-dont-care88.]

It's a great way to deal with people.

[@sasquatchbigfoot4314]

I loved the cartoon growing up and actually went to this taping not knowing he was on it. Hopefully we can finally get a release of life with Louie so his legacy can live on forever

[@skippiescrunch]

a wee tear came out me eye as he choked up.

[@octavio4436]

Big Nasty I was walking to my car listening to this tried hard not to cry in front of strangers

[@dankajay8638]

IM NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING

[@disasterdinosaur2925]

Same you could feel his words. Thank you for the captivating story friend

[@ZobethC]

He’s such a lovely soul. The imitation of his dad and mom kill me. He embodies mid western hard working folk to a tee.

[@marxp956]

Fuk yah that shit was tough

[@varoplazer]

Squeaky clean and absolutely captivating. Legendary Louie Anderson.

[@joeycabanas6564]

Diamond Cutter couldn't of said it any better

[@nrsimmons178]

Diamond Cutter I love Louie! He's one of the few clean comedians that has me crying laughing without fail!

[@ichoozjc]

Here, here!

[@heythatsnotmywalrus2819]

You can be clean and dirty, as long as you're real. Cutting the dirty is just trimming the fat

[@censusgary]

Squeaky clean? Well, there was the whole family aiding and abetting some felonies in there. But yeah, there were no swear words.

[@MrSlamPigging]

The pain in his voice when he dedicated the show to his brother was heart-wrenching:(

[@misfitbrit1989]

I know...it hurts to miss your brother.

[@Thedownwardmineon]

"there he is, Hitman Louie, you're gonna kill me, huh, Louie? Here I am!" LMFAO

[@rockaholictom]

That was awesome, no swearing or dirty content, just a lovely man telling a brilliant story.

[@l-dogthegreat4746]

rockaholictom I totally agree

[@kayleegregory770]

rockaholictom don't make it lame dude

[@ZionismIsRacism]

About crime

[@kayleegregory770]

The Deerfield Diaries see above

[@andrewprince159]

No swearing just a lot of sweating.

[@rjt_rakes]

"Hey look it's Hitman Louie" LMAO oh man this bit was funny yes Louie you still got it bro 👊.

[@coynolan4799]

“Here I am”

[@InfiniteCreationGaming]

R I P, brother. You will forever be missed and the legacy that you left behind will forever shine on all generations.

[@seanno9744]

Had to come here when I’d heard he passed, because this is one of my favorite stories. Thank you Hitman Louie

[@VividPagan]

You know, I'm slowly becoming addicted to This Is Not Happening and I'm a little mad I didn't discover it sooner. Every single suggestion is another one of my favorite comedians doing a bit I've never heard before and I love it.

[@sgoff4168]

agreed X1000

[@post921]

It's the only thing I've been watching 😂

[@sgoff4168]

@@post921 sames

[@missundies]

@Germanprincess96 Yeah, that one of my favourites. I'm in methadone and I've just found out that my body rejects almost all the methadone, which made me instantly think of that bit, because if my body rejects it, it has to go somewhere, right? Lol, I'm not doing it though, just for the record.

[@julidu1]

@Germanprincess96 and that was the clip that got me hooked !

[@anthonybutchelli]

This is literally the third time I've watched this one. I wanna give Louie a big hug every time I hear it.

[@yonicapope949]

Omg i did THE SAME 😭 im over here crying and shit. I think i need the hug

[@l.nyrabia6011]

Same here and I've stopped counting

[@tommystrt1713]

RIP Louie, you're a legend.

[@headdog]

RIP Louie. Insanely funny comedian and highly respected by generations of other comedians which is the ultimate mark of quality.

[@missmex7876]

First time listening to this man and I could listen to him telling his life memories for hours. He has such a gentle and respectful way of reiterating his life that reminds me of my father telling funny stories. brilliant 'this is not happening' definitely become one of my favorites.

[@MarbRedFred]

miss mex Minnesota baby

[@fdqmstffa8915]

💯

[@klinikam.9135]

There is a cartoon "Life with Louie", it is about his childhood in the '70's, you should check it out.

[@imacashew.]

Dude I thought this guy was dead. So happy he's still around. He needs to do stand up more.

[@Qurisx]

Dallas Farmer you should look up Marc Masons Podcast. It's called WTF. He did an episode with Louie and it is absolutely wonderful.

[@scottashby880]

Dallas Farmer dude watch baskets he plays galafinakis mother its hilarious

[@RealBradMiller]

I thought it was John Candy at first.

[@scottashby880]

Brad Miller candys been dead for a looooong time

[@RealBradMiller]

I know! :( Thought he just came back to do the show.

[@dilapidatedcastillo500]

Gone far too soon. I absolutely loved Life with Louie (still hunting for those), such a great childhood memory. Now you'll get to see your mom and hang out with Tommy again. Love you, Louie. Rest in peace. You'll be deeply missed.

[@jayr2138]

Most of the episodes are on here just watched the Christmas one

[@BernieMadoff-qv5in]

One of the finest story telling comedians there was and one of the nicest men there will ever be. RIP Louie Anderson.

[@mattypenta]

Oh man, his voices... I'm having flashbacks of Life With Louie on Fox Kids.

[@Qurisx]

What an incredible legend. This was a beautiful story. I was hooked in from beginning to end.

[@borgholable]

the fuck are you talking about dude , just because he sounds like a nice guy doesnt mean that was enjoyable you fucking idiot

[@Qurisx]

hisham borgol So Im an idiot for enjoying this?

[@victorgoldman1750]

Wow I remember even the cartoon he had hadnt heard of him in like I mean probably 20 years the Loui Anderson Show I think it was called nostalgia is kicking in, it would be in saturday mornings.

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

his uncle molested him for years...look up... still got the warm feels for that show.

[@BefallenLegate]

I have that show from way back. First season was amazing because he physically did the opening. Second was good but I see why it was canceled. Plus he was the host for the family feud for a bit. He definitely disappeared from the limelight though. He delivered the flowers in ferris buelers day off and was the fast food guy in coming to america. He seemed to stick with his stand-up and keep himself simple. Truly a great heart but there is a deep sadness in there. So glad he worked with ari on this project.

[@leeoutlaw23]

Rest in peace to this wonderful guy who blessed this world with years of laughter for generations 💯🙏☝️☝️

[@danakeith9612]

The ending where he says how much he loves his brother and that he misses him and dedicates the show to him was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen a comedian do on stage! 👌 ❤️

[@blotter-water]

this man deserves to be at least 100 times more famous than he is.

[@stuffluster]

He's pretty famous... But you're right

[@JorgeRojas-ut3wj]

Everyone knew Louie, though. Atleast from my generation on up.

[@Kalle72]

Now he is!

[@churchether]

I watched the cartoon as a kid with Louie. I think it was called life with Louie or something.

[@paok3131999]

@@Kalle72 he has unfortunately passed away in january of this year buddy. May he rest in peace

[@shiestysean]

I damn near lost it when he said "its good to the last drop"

[@mattmayo3539]

Louie was one of the greats. May he rest in piece.

[@40thCapeRifles]

I miss you Louie. You were part of my childhood, and then you became part of my adult life as well. You'll always be appreciated!

[@Allagi22]

If you have sense of human understanding you will see that story is true. Incredible tale. Lesson is: Family protects family at all costs, and laughing through the pain is the way to go.

[@tyfyt1014]

Rest in peace Louie! He kept me laughing through the bad times!

[@katfig8926]

RIP LOUIE. Amazing comedian and outstanding man. You will be missed.

[@shannahuffman4655]

Honestly I about cried when he said he missed his brother

[@dickbiggerjr3613]

RIP Louie, You're with your big brother again big guy

[@Lukeplastow]

Goodnight Louie. Thank you for the laughs.

[@Toreju7240]

IM A VETERAN YAKNOW?! them: well, thank you for your service. Yeah..

[@nerdypunkin4336]

While he telling the story I'm picturing it as the cartoon 😂😂😂 I love life with Louie

[@recoveryworld8619]

"I'm practically insane."

[@eastsidereviews727]

Yo, Louie's mom was a real one!!

[@KadeemG61]

R.I.P. Louie Anderson, one of the funniest comedians of all time.

[@brandonwenzel2844]

NO ONE could tell a story like Louie Anderson. It didn't have to be off the wall or jokes for the sake of jokes. He just told really funny stories and peppered them with some wit and added emphasis where it's needed. Louie was one of a kind; and he'll be Missed. The world has less reasons to laugh now that he's gone.

[@lynnkavanagh26]

Congrats on that Emmy win Louie!! I f*cking love you.

[@walterpalima6122]

I am ALWAYS captivated when Louie starts telling a story.....he's such a Wonderfully entertaining Storyteller. Always very relevant and relatable !!! REST EASY LOUIE ANDERSON !!! 🙏 ❤ ✝️

[@saaketh83]

The face he makes for his moms frosting 😂😂

[@264aub]

RIP Louis, this is the video that made me get into him!

[@GL0BETREKKER]

Louie Anderson what a legend! So awesome to hear a story from him, really reminded me of "Life with Louie" loved that cartoon

[@DanielDanger420]

_"My head looks like a tomoh!"_

[@GL0BETREKKER]

Totally sure brother ;) that doesn't change any thing for me

[@gwarfandoug107]

you know the way he talks doesnt make him gay i know many people who are straight who talk like that

[@shiestysean]

Seer111 facts. I loved that show

[@cjok8367]

+gwarfandoug107 had a uncle spoke w/ a very feminine voice. true sweetheart, married to same woman most of his life, had three sons that loved & respected him dearly. your right, doesn't mean a thing

[@Brandon-qr6rg]

Rest In Peace to a comedy legend.

[@tommyzcat]

I had the pleasure to see Louie live in Vegas. My sides hurt for 2 days afterward from all of the laughter.

[@cerberus144]

"Playing the feud" I see what you did there, Louie, you former host you.

[@UrmanitaRules]

I literally laughed my ass off when he said that. It was brilliant.

[@KonElKent]

I miss his hosting, Steve Harvey is ruining it!!

[@thegoogleplus1791]

The year just started and we're already losing great celebrities R.I.P Louie Anderson.

[@shinewang3196]

RIP to a legend!!! Going to miss your laughs Louie Anderson

[@sunshinethor420]

Rest in peace Louie. Thank you for a career of laughter. Cut a slice of moms Cake for us up there.

[@hambone150]

RIP Louie, you will be missed, you made me laugh so much and everything was from the heart, goodbye and rest well

[@tck42]

This story makes me smile. RIP Louie

[@mrpundeful3694]

Will always have a place in my heart for this man and his dads voice XD

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

One of my favorite comedians, You will be missed Louie

[@dublin7]

Legend, his timing is impeccable. The quiver in his voice when talking about his brother is flawless.

[@permafrost0979]

Somehow, his stories are hilarious, but always make me feel like crying by the end...

[@jc2348]

Yeah his stories are very impactful.

[@maryallison0509]

Perma Frost I always felt bad for him about his childhood. It was fun to hear his stories from his 10 year old point of view. But it always hurt my heart at some point to hear how things really weren’t great. I noticed he has no stories after he was 10. I wonder how bad it was that he can’t tell the stories past that point in his life.

[@TahtahmesDiary]

He makes my heart ache for times I've never had 💚

[@noblerodkustom976]

Thank you for the stories Louie! Can't wait to hear more some day.

[@ExcelsiorElectric]

I just baked a cake, and added a little splash of coffee in the chocolate frosting and came back here for a visit with Louie. We miss you so much Louie 😢

[@ancogaming]

I went pretty fast from feeling entertained, laughing, to choke from tears building up.

[@unfalsifiable9250]

thats art bro.

[@DestroyOfToast26]

RIP TO THE LEGEND!

[@Ralfie193]

"There he is, Hit-man Louie" lmao!

[@christophermartin5744]

What a talent. He's an amazing storyteller. This series gives me life.

[@FixedGearFox]

RIP Louie, we will miss you.

[@love-hammer]

RIP Louie. Amazing story teller.

[@elichilton7031]

Rest In Peace Louie. Thanks for all the laughs.

[@gabej5423]

Rest In Peace king His stories on here are down to earth and the most relatable

[@usgovernment9922]

This had me laughing so hard. Thank you Louie for making me laugh so hard after your gone.

[@Blueoceandog]

Did you get his dad's letters?

[@cjkhis1037]

Sounded like a lost episode of Life with Loue

[@crypter27]

The episode they weren't allowed to air.

[@squydwardyourlordansavior9723]

I remember watching the cartoons man.

[@crypter27]

me too

[@benitojr4332]

born in 1990' 🎵🎶its life with louie,... Louie.....Louie....its life with louie....📺

[@Geekzilla84]

@@benitojr4332 I really miss that show. Had to look up the intro.

[@jackv5704]

The love and sentiment mixed in this set is beautiful. What a talent. RIP

[@DUBSTEP_KUSH305]

RIP Louie YOU WILL BE MISSED

[@SeanOMatic]

Louie Anderson is an amazing stand up comedian. So glad to see him in his element here. Amazing storyteller.

[@hurlbag559]

I have no idea how i've never heard of this guy before. Incredibly hilarious & sincere story teller, time to binge on everything he's done... RIP.

[@thebritons]

heres his show kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImad2iVnbWZmbc

[@bennyshaversmusic590]

I'm happy this incredibly funny legend got his due. One of the funniest stories ever and I spit my coffee out. Love you Louie!

[@Pacepicante]

RIP King. Such a sweet guy.

[@RawrGinger]

"Do you like Folgers? It's good to the last drop." ded

[@lewpal]

His voice cracking at the end. All the feels. Love you Louis

[@worstcaseontario12]

I've been bingeing Life With Louie because I remember it from my childhood and now I'm watching Louie's stand-up. What a genuine guy

[@boopeep9670]

Love him as a person and his skills as a comedian. Had me laughing then in tears at the end.

[@WhiteMK7]

Had to watch some of your stand up to cheer me up. You will always be the best! Rest in Piece Louie, now you can be with your family once again🙏🏻.

[@TTstone616]

Best story teller out there!! I've listened to this several times & it never gets old... love it

[@sabuhellwert5420]

Louie Anderson is one of my favorite people to see live....

[@heathermetz6576]

“The G men are here!” His dedication at the end to his brother had me in tears. R.I.P. Louie.

[@ClickToPreview]

The only thing I know about Louis Anderson is that he worked at McDowell's and he washed lettuce.

[@marxp956]

But then he got promoted to fries....then register!!!!

[@Lusciousmook9091]

Oh but he is so much more 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@Yamaguchi288]

What a soft, gentle human bean he is. I loved this, it was hilarious!!

[@ronniebillhicks]

this is an amazing set,........and he has such great delivery, not blaming the audience, but maaaannnnn was this good,......R.I.P. brother, the genuine article right here.

[@vaultofhorror1]

R.I.P. Thank you for all the childhood memories, I use to love "Life with Louie"