Companion dog!!!

[@yinyangphoenix7785]

the head slaps must have slapped away the good boy's last two braincells lol😂😂😂

[@bgreen9356]

They like head slaps sir....

[@charliecrow6817]

​@@bgreen9356he likes his brain empty too 😂😂

[@Shuffffff]

Dogs are rough animals they dgaf about that shit they're even rougher when playing with other dogs.

[@TuberoseKisser]

​@@Shuffffff I don't think you got it

[@saint6eptember]

😂

[@Lundershot1]

He’s not a dog, he’s a homie

[@Gir-Riff-raffe]

My buddy had a dog like that and we found out how to get him to go full on zoomy on us. One day my friend snorted cuz he was doing a Steve Urkel impression…yeah in 2023… and the dog just looked at him like da hail was that noise come outcha face? So he put his nose on the dogs neck and did it again. 😄 the look turned into a judgemental stare. Then after he did it again the dog went ape shit.

[@nodeloliver6201]

He not a dog He a dawg.

[@rhythmgod7086]

Nah dawg, man's passed the vibe check, he in the gang now

[@vaporwave-man]

He's not a dog, he's a dawg

[@vaporwave-man]

​@@nodeloliver6201exactly bro

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

that dog looks like he's never experienced a single thought in his life, i love him so much

[@enriqueherrera5374]

I swear lol

[@liondovegm]

I am 300

[@pharaongaming8617]

That's such an Amazing Description lmao

[@king-qi2ks]

He looks blank asf 😂, just happy to be there

[@v6nwrld]

Fr

[@andrewjung6987]

As an American bully owner, can confirm this is typical. My girl is the most vicious looking little thing, but is truly the laziest, sweetest, most loving dog I’ve ever been around. Bullies are the absolute best companion dogs

[@user-ez7xt6dc9g]

Same but I have a red nose pitbull she is scared of squirrels and cats

[@CJ_Cantu_80]

Just sucks bullies get bad rap cause of some owners doesn't take care of them properly

[@Eli-9]

@@CJ_Cantu_80”bad rap”🤣 statistics don’t lie. In 🇺🇸 Breed is responsible for over 400 lethal mauling incidents in past 10 yrs. Most were unprovoked.

[@Jay-Jay-wj2hu]

Once you go bully you stay bully

[@bigde131]

⁠@@CJ_Cantu_80that’s just life. No different than people that get bad reputations based on the actions of others.

[@HokiePitcher22]

that is the smile of a dog that did absolutely nothing today and it was fuuuuckin glorious 😂

[@jenerin905]

I have a Beabull. She stays by my side. I compliment her all day long, I adore her in every way, give her love and food, she loves me endlessly. She doesn't want to play with me (she uses my husband only for that), she hates walks, she likes kids, loves strangers, but has a bark that scares everyone who doesn't know her.

[@HokiePitcher22]

@@jenerin905 sounds like my kind of pup

[@DunkYTP]

​@@jenerin905now that's what you want in a dog

[@IhaveaBIGBLACKSWORD]

​@@jenerin905She likes kids??? Nuh uh

[@macewindu2539]

That bull smile 😂😊

[@jackt9857]

“You look at him, you pet him 🔨🔨🔨” Doggy: 🙂

[@MonoCronic]

Not the hammer emoji ahahahaha

[@adamsaenzjr.8181]

Lean in with your pets, dogs are definitely stronger that you.

[@juniorsanchez4413]

😂😂

[@caitybug8424]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@novanoskillz4151]

😂😂😂😂

[@fangorn23]

No thoughts. Head empty. Just Happy.

[@oasisenthousiast]

Goals

[@arthur9511]

I envy that dog

[@downwithfaith]

Cute cliché, but humans are not smart enough to evaluate the intelligence of other species. They’ve learned more of our languages, for example, than we’ve ever learned of theirs.

[@WellDoneKidd]

@@downwithfaith… its just a joke 😅

[@maryjane9395]

​@@downwithfaithI've thought about that too before. Cats and dogs know many words in our language but we know none in theirs. So does that mean they're smarter than us? Lol

[@thesmirkingcheshire6936]

That doggo is grinning from ear to ear. Just look at that perfect pupper♥️

[@raydiesel8448]

This dog is the definition of pure contentment, happiness and chill. I love it 🤣🤣🤣

[@tephlondearmor8775]

Dog's looking at the camera the whole time like "he ain't lying"😂😂

[@humblyinfluenced107]

💀💀💀🤣

[@mrsbridges007]

😂😂😂right!!!

[@darksidecoops]

This comment got it 😆

[@stree874]

😂😂😂

[@Enigmajestic1]

🤣

[@fbloy2]

He smiling because he’s so happy. He’s like, “Tell em man! Tell them.”!🤣🤣

[@shaycxo_]

😂😂😂

[@woswasdenni1914]

dogs dont smile tough

[@theimaginativeweirdo4537]

@@woswasdenni1914 touch grass, quit sniffing glue and stop ruining wholesome moments

[@pachequillope9697]

@@theimaginativeweirdo4537 destroyed

[@secretagentkarve9431]

@@woswasdenni1914 yeah they do

[@zacharyyoung7383]

The guy in the back is having a hard time😂😂

[@jacobwillman3779]

I was wondering if I was the only one that heard that

[@TiffanyMays-pp4yz]

Ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LevelingUpMyLife]

😂😂😂

[@reedude4232]

he might be getting his soul sucked out of him

[@qkdjwksqlnd5854]

It sounds like a Husky

[@datube5913]

“You can pet him.” *whap* *whap* *whap* Dog: “this is my shit!”

[@tbohn10]

Bully breeds just love that heavy handed, almost rough treatment.

[@jamesb3635]

😂😂

[@wildsalmon8410]

💀

[@DastardlyDavid69]

I thought it was a bit much at first. And then I remember my gf does the same thing to me. I think it’s cute and she thinks it’s fun to be able to rough with someone who she can’t seriously hurt.

[@toxicbangbang]

Fr. My bully mixes love spankies. They'll keep coming back for more.

[@rebekahcarley941]

That dog has 3 brain cells and two are occupied thinking about snacks. I would fight for this dog. He is a very good boy.

[@MatthewCJoy]

Youre right, hes definitely thinking of 2 children

[@Potato-db7xh]

​@@MatthewCJoynatural selection 💀

[@Wanker527]

@@Potato-db7xhyeah, cause then the owners get locked up and can’t make more dumbass poor folks

[@YoZeph24]

I read this in my voice and I died laughing 😂

[@abuumair415]

hahahahahaha

[@crunkdaconqueror778]

Bro casually holding a slab of pure muscle

[@Jade_Bunbun]

that muscle is 100% love too LOOL IT DAT FACE

[@furitsudragunov5648]

mmmmm protein source

[@ethanbeebe6193]

​@@furitsudragunov5648 look man this aint 'nam no more😂

[@Metalffe]

MmMmmmmMmmmMMMMM SUDDENLY IM CHINESE

[@christianvelasco6317]

That dog he’s carrying is pretty impressive too

[@MooseMeese101]

So no one’s gonna acknowledge the sounds of the guy absolutely SUFFERING in the background? Just me?

[@azurebrown3756]

😂😂😂😂 Facts!

[@HaydenGibson-vj2eu]

Thinking about that now I think it was the dog whining, but it does sound like a guy absolutely dying

[@munguschungus4030]

I just think its his roommate climaxing violently.

[@TsukuyomiAmaterasu99]

I was thinking it was outside to busy looking at the doggies then at the end he’s just really struggling lmao

[@Avenus112]

That whining means "bestfriend, it's my turn for hugs"

[@shanigaramnaresh1898]

"You look at him, you pet him 🧨🧨🧨 Doggy:😊

[@xingxing0428]

Bro 😭😭😭

[@LimitlessDomain]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kipplz]

🤣🤣 yea, dogs play fight with their canines, he don't give a fuck

[@rashedliswi3737]

That's very true, looks like my cousin 😅

[@Bashi_bazouk]

😂😂

[@meunomeegama4105]

"THOSE DOGS ARE MOSNTERS!!" literally his face: ◕⁠‿⁠•‿⁠◕

[@kingnightmarevin]

It is the look of "no thoughts, just happy"

[@timwilson207]

American bullies are not the same as pitbulls. They were bred specifically to get their aggression out of the breed.

[@El_Negro2003]

XL bullies are monsters if they don’t have a good owner, which 99.8% of them do

[@ILovePanta123]

​@@El_Negro2003 All dogs are monsters if they don't have good owners

[@ChiliKatsuRamen]

Not to mention the tail wagging

[@SkTrooper2008]

The definition of “no thoughts, head empty” seen through a dog

[@jacoblape]

Lights are on but no one home

[@neweremail12]

No thought just smiles

[@log7029]

Cars movin’ but no one’s drivin’

[@paytonallen1027]

So high in cloud nine, he didn’t even register the little smacks😂

[@purplewolfranger22]

Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead

[@rawrsama]

Love seeing your shorts about your lovely pups. He looks completely content being carried by you! My sis is a vet and it's so clear what proper love and care with training can do!

[@elizabethweigle6146]

He has a smooooooooth brain! No ridges or bumps Or wrinkles or lumps All thoughts just slide right off Like a waterslide! 😂💜

[@carissap98]

Ngl I thought you were trying to write a haiku when I first saw this comment lol

[@l0ne__ang3l4]

😂😂😂

[@drm.himself]

Shut up man

[@Nerdiness1985]

And he's the best friend you'll ever have. Unconditional homie.

[@WhiteNoBeard471]

Dr. Suess ass comment

[@peoni_ink]

“He takes up space” He: :3

[@caitybug8424]

Omfg this comment ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@MasterOfFaster666]

@@caitybug8424 ikrrr

[@animekings4990]

I love this comment ❤

[@xxCURVEDBBCxx]

Dog named “Intergalactic destroyer of the seven realms”:

[@newt2120]

fvking Beerus Sama over here

[@Florian_TB]

Nah most of them are named "cupcake", or "buddy", because they literally are.

[@a3per818]

​@@Florian_TBThose are the murderous ones

[@BraveLilToasty]

​@@Florian_TBIt's a joke on how pitbulls with the most scariest names are usually the nicest while pitbulls with names like cupcake and princess are the ones that eat children's faces off.

[@isabel_xpx]

meanwhile the neighbor's chihuahua named "princess" :

[@harriottainsley6278]

Why is no one talking about the guy getting enhanced interrogated behind the camera?

[@obriantucker2256]

Exactly 😂

[@rexvaraug6071]

Is THAT what we are calling it? Sure sounds a lot different xD

[@FerasAlRadhan]

Nah I think bro laced his Taco Bell order with laxatives

[@meekappletini1702]

😂😂😂

[@eRr0rWZ]

Pitbull named "Destroyer of universes" after traveling back in time to stop the 9/11 incident

[@ProtoAlpha]

😍 American bully tho

[@isaac8228]

"After travelling back in time to maul a child"

[@SchmidtTalker]

Was gonna say bruh not a pit bull American bully

[@ProtoAlpha]

@@SchmidtTalker Exactly, people insult these family friendly dogs by calling them that

[@yaboiash6207]

​@@ProtoAlphaAnd not every pitbull is aggressive, it all depends on the owner. Insult them not the dog, pitbulls can be just as sweet as any other. Just often have some bad owners that completely neglect them.

[@krasimirivanov1720]

the guy in the back was fighting for his life

[@ammi300]

😂😂😂😂

[@bigdawgmonster9511]

😄😂😂😂😂

[@thunderrificx2959]

Probably an intruder lured in intentionally before feeding time.🤣

[@alicedoesntknow_]

he made the same sound prisoners of the dark brotherhood in skyrim make 🤔

[@teddybear5757]

@@alicedoesntknow_ or the people being used as food in the vampire castle lol

[@tighttdasbino2928]

He puts the dog down on the floor, and the dog looks at him like, "We in the kitchen, might as well break me off a snack." 🤷🏿‍♂️😀

[@D3nMe]

Exactly

[@droc6600]

😂😂😂

[@jolainedecoste4686]

🤣🤣🤣

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Funny because it is true

[@totenfurwotan4478]

😂 thinking that the whole time with his goofy little smirk

[@eviejameson4706]

I love how happy they always look. Their smiles cheer me up!

[@killapollo4853]

That's no companion dog. That's a distinguished gentleman.

[@youtubesuxjoggerdong4313]

Babkiller dog

[@fearclamps]

sadly overused comment

[@jasonbrewer6714]

@@youtubesuxjoggerdong4313 That's on you for holding a poorly trained pet. People would just leave their dogs outside in SC and it ended up forming a big pack of wild dogs. Ended up having to shoot a bunch because they kept mauling pets. None of them were bully breads.

[@youtubesuxjoggerdong4313]

@@jasonbrewer6714they are still dangerous, especially around children

[@michaelhan2291]

@@youtubesuxjoggerdong4313educate yourself, they are nanny dogs who are great with kids! My over-qualified emotional support pitbull has only chewed through 3 couches, bit 7 people, and killed 6 babies

[@kc4276]

That’s the homie who makes your sh*tty day better just by being there.

[@Hierophant_Bean]

too real

[@christopherkettler8727]

Amen he takes stress away

[@crazycatladyjo2688]

Amen.

[@user-br4qq4hh5v]

Damn you got worthless homies

[@babysquirrel2124]

I love how he looked up at him like "Why'd you put me down? 🥺"

[@Good-pq9kf]

The guy is familiar from clash of clans

[@Deeznutz...]

@@Good-pq9kf hog rider 😂

[@ezpz2188]

The other one in the back is like "why didn't u pick ME up" 😂

[@ekoreko9795]

Yo what was happening in the background with all the moaning 😂

[@Jeffrydahmer874]

Gay sex

[@eric203kid]

That’s what I’m wondering

[@kingjuan30]

Man sounds like some serious constipation lol

[@rodmandrake2101]

jealousy

[@ESSmith-wq4qq]

😂😂😂

[@rickjohnson1719]

"You pet him" *smack smack smack* Dog: "im just happy to be here"

[@bug5654]

Dog's got someone that pays his rent, feeds him, takes him to the doc, hangs out with him, and shows him off to his friends inside the funny black round holes. Dog's not got a bad life.

[@maxwelljones2218]

@@bug5654 nobody said otherwise

[@paulantony4598]

That dog is just happy with the cool breeze running in from one ear & out from the other..😂

[@phelicks1579]

Lmfaooooo

[@Robert546]

😂😂😂

[@SchwererGustavThe800mm]

There aint a SINGLE thought between those ears 🤣

[@lukepoplawski3230]

He doesn’t have any thoughts. His only feelings is he loves you And he’s the best of boys.

[@bullshark7888]

Certified good boy

[@kareldujardin844]

The goodest boy

[@princetamrac1180]

"You look at him, you pet him" *BONK, BONK, BONK* Dog: 😛

[@Jero-P]

Head is solid as bricks but damn

[@SJ_mommabear]

We just gonna ignore the guy being murdered in the background!?!?! 😂 or he’s taking a massive Dookie. 😂 Goodness…

[@ishman43]

Yo I feel like I had to search way too long for this comment

[@Moo.1336]

What the fuck are y’all even hearing? That just sounds like the other dog whining to be carried too…?

[@S_Blunt]

Omg. Thanks I thought I was trippin😂😂😂

[@holyfaith7]

I thought I was trippin

[@RHWWFT]

😂

[@shawnmack1095]

He looks like he's barked a total of 17 times ever 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@markkelly4077]

And each time he was playing

[@joehitlerLaden]

😂

[@RaccoonRevolution]

Look at that vacant stare! There is absolutely nothing going on in that head. What a fantastic dog.

[@surajpandey4942]

😂😂

[@Sbudz]

There smarter than people give them credit for they're just lazy af and don't do much

[@mattjones8016]

Prolly cuz he pet him like that😂😂

[@vikingraider8061]

Until he sees a toddler 😂

[@LimitlessDomain]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BeGioBijoux]

All it takes is one of these to come with a broken wire, a loose bolt, and you’re dead. They should be forbidden

[@Nobody-mu9hd]

I love how the dog smiles as this man reads the instructions he came with.

[@dinaldias3574]

Best comment 😂😂

[@k.d.5603]

Hysterical😂

[@olajuwontokunbo7979]

😂😂

[@dask1516]

That's not an emotional smile it's a nerve impulse from getting slapped like that dogs don't smile with emotion it's usually very different for dogs when they smile it's usually a nervous reaction or a nerve reaction

[@Nobody-mu9hd]

@@dask1516 he was smiling before the taps.

[@larryturner7308]

Blue confirming every statement with that smile 😂 he's just like "Yup! Yup! Also true! He aint lying y'all!" 😂

[@chrisg4305]

Baloo*

[@fourierkaren1192]

😂😂😂😂

[@hollowpoint2.093]

bro looked back at him like “bitch if you don’t pick me up again”😂

[@darksoulquis5643]

Why you smack him like that 😂😁

[@lporzio6511]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@user-dc5ql3jf7j]

He equals 2 chevy suburbans driving around all day every day

[@user-dc5ql3jf7j]

This guy has a whole fleet going!!!! What makes him special?

[@hollowpoint2.093]

@@user-dc5ql3jf7j nobody cares what you’re talking about.

[@imtrippingrn]

"Exactly what some of ya'll do" got a real laugh out of me 🤣😂 thats rare. Lmfao

[@lonestoner8297]

Baloo: "This is my companion human, he makes me food, he makes noises I don't always understand, he walks on two legs, he eats, he poops, he sleeps. He sits on the couch with me all day, He looks at me as long as I Iook at him. The perfect human." Lol

[@darkeyediv5687]

I was expecting a name like destroyer of worlds or smt😅

[@namelessking111]

​@@darkeyediv5687Actually his complete name and title is "Baloo, The Hound of Hades"

[@ginger-rr5qn]

Man, you made me LAUGH OUT LOUD! Hahahahahahahaha !

[@sidvyas8549]

No thoughts just vibes. What a sweetheart

[@keithlittler5639]

Bro this video has me dying. Random ass noises in the background. pups head getting kerplunked and he just like “why do we park in a driveway and drive in a park way” 👁️👄👁️

[@tarotNicky]

They are very sweet. I’ve been babysitting one for about eight years now. He’s so sweet

[@phantomfires6349]

He looks so proud to be shown off by his daddy😭💞

[@mannyblight6140]

Right?!

[@Joseph-kj1ok]

​@@mannyblight6140 That's not his daddy

[@Bat-tay]

​@@Joseph-kj1okthat's what some people call pet owners

[@unknownUser-ny5gw]

​@@Bat-taythat's Hella weird

[@Bat-tay]

@@unknownUser-ny5gw yeah but it is what it is

[@GalacticDollx]

“He eats he poops he sleeps” guy in the background: “EEEAUUUGHH”

[@CTMAshlyn]

Yooo I’m saying how is no one talking about it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@immanati1831]

This….maaaan I’m dead 💀

[@inhuman_human6790]

Bruh I’m in tears rn. The poor guy/or girl was probably constipated

[@rahulsiddharth2609]

That was his other dog

[@MRB1199]

Omg I'm dying ha ha ha ha ha u acually typed out the sound lmao

[@race8810]

Baloo be like: “Supp y’all, that’s right, I don’t do sh$t all day 😎”

[@philliphamilton4360]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leociresi4292]

Baloo:”This guy does whatever I say! Eat your heart out, Dartz!”

[@MitchellBahamas]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ande6372]

Someone needs to call animal control on this guy

[@derald614]

Why?

[@ufuomasikprako5920]

The looks he gave you at the end 😂😂 😂😂😂why you gonna put my business out here like that 😂😂😂hooman that's disrespectful that's a violation of bro code 😂😂😂😂❤

[@mostafasafari9553]

" He Eats, He Poops, He Sleeps" Thats The Story Of My Life.

[@MoonDog991]

Just teach him to play Dead by Daylight and we're same-sies.

[@HaveAGoodDayFk.U]

Sounds like my wife if you add bitching and spending all my money

[@user-os4op9kh9h]

He gives you unconditional love and reliieves you of stress..

[@mattmayes7510]

And in return he gets smacked in the head and told he's an idiot

[@Unknownz000]

​@@mattmayes7510 😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@kissmygrits001]

😂😂😂 Nahh

[@Rezixit29]

@@mattmayes7510you never owned one of these breeds huh? They literally like being smacked because there skull is so thick, not like them weak ass chihuahuas you prolly own

[@stonerhenge7106]

@@mattmayes7510cry about it. Im sure that dude loves his dogs.

[@elmoterminator6969]

**ungodly sounds in the background** **fire alarm beeping needing new batteries** **mans just smiling**

[@VerisimilitudeDude]

I notice that with a lot of black people. I've had several phone jobs in my past and you can tell when someone's black, and it seems like a _much_ higher percentage of them have that smoke detector chirping in the background than white people.

[@gpipes965]

Yeah bro that shit freaking me out I thought I was the only one that heard it

[@jasonmelo9379]

I'm sure you've seen the memes

[@sevenheavens-gj9qq]

seriously wtf is that noise

[@Mr.Calm.]

Extremely hood. 😂

[@BenLWolf]

I don't care about the stereotype, the various bull dogs are some of the sweetest beasts around.

[@georgialenny6265]

😂😂 the other doggo is like pick me up too..tell them i do nothing too.

[@katj3443]

😂😂😂😂 omg, that’s too funny!!!

[@justabot-dp7hd]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 funny comment

[@Insoman1aK]

😅😅 dang

[@t.s.29]

Good one bro 😂

[@manoj2581]

mind bobbling 😅😅

[@BridgetteHardin]

He say he don’t do nothing but he does. He loves you, and that’s all that matters.

[@bratzsuperiorentertainment6186]

Exactly, my companion dog literally keeps me so calm from anxiety. I wish I could bring her to work w me.

[@OldIronbottom]

Amen.

[@ndld4955]

He has exactly 4 brains cells 1 Where do i eat 2 where do i sleep 3 where do i shit 4 where do i get cuddles.. 😅😂

[@mark-ish]

5 Dont pick me up like a bag.

[@ndld4955]

@@mark-ish especially a handbag 👜 😏 but that one's asleep right now 😴 😂

[@IIGrayfoxII]

Sometimes these braincells run in parallel and want to shit while sleeping while getting cuddling and eating treats

[@Hinshu85]

Lmaooo. I'm dead.

[@ryanstout8634]

Possible 6 "We vibing?"

[@lauramonte-marcelino7418]

You petted him a little too heavy! He is gorgeous.❤

[@KevDog140]

He looked so proud after getting smacked in the head a couple times 💀 fr though he’s such a cute loyal looking doggy

[@st0nrfox564]

😂😂😂😂😂 head pats

[@cmcgsr3243]

Bruh this dude head pats be hard as fk lol. Poor dog eyes blink every time he pat lol

[@nomehablespendeja]

​@@cmcgsr3243 bro they love being Pat hard but now don't overdo it ya know!

[@cmcgsr3243]

@@nomehablespendejaI got a pit also and she love to be pet hard but his pats poor baby eyes were blinking each pat lmao.

[@hogman3543]

Which size is it

[@xeiopizle]

Yo who's dying in the background 😭💀

[@zacharyylol2585]

fax

[@jadenhellermann196]

That's what I was thinking lmao

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Fr tho hahaha

[@JINX1441]

Probably a child that was playing with the pitbull 5 seconds ago

[@crustycritters6148]

Sounds like dogs whining or talking I call it

[@mmadailyhighlights4909]

Damn that was a hard ass head pat heavy hands😂❤️ Edit: Damn wow thanks for the 15k likes this has inspired me to continue work on my KZbin channel

[@xanax167]

That dog got a thick ass noggin he coulda patted a lil harder 😂💯

[@factenter6787]

Hard head 🤣

[@greentooth3097]

He likes it

[@MrDahkilla]

Not as hard as your "H" wordplay.

[@JohnGauge790]

They love them smacks

[@spookypooky1362]

At first I was like, "Are those pats too firm?" but watching you wave your hand around and that dog barely flinch made me think, "This dog has never experienced a bad hand." There's a whole lot of trust, from the way you hold him to the firm pats that tell me he is a happy boy who has never been hurt. That's the difference between a calm dog and an "aggressive " dog. The touches he receives. That is a sweet boy.

[@edwardtellez2135]

The dog that does nothing but still is buff asf for no reason

[@Ajaxx47]

Right, I need whatever that is

[@michaelrallen69ma]

I have one that is fun. He plays along as you play...run till he can't run anymore ...it's all about the breeder

[@trinidad510]

it's genetics

[@richardotero2376]

They grow muscle without trying

[@DjayTheAmazingYT]

@@richardotero2376 it’s the food gotta have a proper diet to energize their muscles that’s why they’re relax they burn hella energy

[@theotherside5253]

He smiles. What more should be required of one so FABULOUS?

[@mikeh2726]

Animals can’t smile

[@Rick.Dicker]

He forgot to mention the part where it mauls elderly people and children unprovoked 😅

[@bababhu5934]

@@Rick.Dicker that's German Shepards and crackheads. Not bullys

[@nullproxy9639]

@@Rick.Dicker you're thinking about untrained pitbulls, American bullies are pretty tame. Hell mine cant even bite hard enough to eat stale toast.

[@JellyMelodies]

@@mikeh2726 humans are animals monkeys are animals they both smile

[@lanobaby9569]

He was like why'd you put me down, pick me back up 😂

[@Crowski]

Hahaha 😂

[@coeurclaire]

I can't believe he can carry Baloo only with one arm, I can't even carry my bully with 2 arms, he's so heavy for me, 55 lbs 😄😄😄

[@lorraineayres5724]

A very relaxed looking dog.😊

[@suicidalcheese1979]

​@coeurclaire holy christ on a bike are your arms made out of wet tissues?! That's only 25kg...

[@JaKingScomez]

@@suicidalcheese1979probably a woman chill out.

[@alexgio2196]

He’s looking for his bed and a snack. 🤣 beautiful

[@thuroB30]

He literally did nothing even while being clubbed. He’s adorable.

[@smothandfast2654]

162 likes and No comments let me change that

[@aidenkeenab9559]

It’s bc since pittys were genetically modified to fight and be strong and able to take pain unlike any other breed that boi right there felt nun but soft pets and attention that wasn’t gonna harm him that’s why all he did was smile :)

[@makattak3550]

Really? Walk him off lead in a dog park...get back to me. The original fighting dog is the European bulldog. The apbt was a recent breed from hybrid vigour crossing. The Victorian era only. Bulldogges were used by Julius Ceasar for gods sake.

[@um6830]

@@aidenkeenab9559 for 1 these are bully’s not pit bulls completely different and 2 pit bulls would be lucky to be a top 10 strongest breeds the top will likely be mastiff because they’re way bigger stronger and long skin so they won’t get hurt as easily

[@RagingBrachy]

No thoughts behind those eyes, just wholesomeness

[@HiveAdjuvicatorOuter]

The toddler:

[@JohnSmith-mc2zz]

​@@HiveAdjuvicatorOuterIt was less annoying when you people had this attitude towards black people. Go back to doing that and leave dogs alone.

[@tshepokgwele1789]

This is a beautiful dog, it's almost like he's on perpetual puppy mode for the rest of his life

[@favoritemustard3542]

🚫🥜🚫

[@darinneal3964]

@@favoritemustard3542 but you can see em in the vid 💀

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@darinneal3964 👀😱👻

[@hakimhunt9533]

I love the fact every time you took him up. He got a big old smile

[@jomoland]

The way he just smiles like: “The man doesn’t lie!” 😂

[@nameholdingplace]

Red apple unicycle on the sidewalk walking

[@ErioTouwaBestGirl]

@@nameholdingplace What on earth??

[@Ghoulieanna]

That dogs head is so thick those slaps felt like feathers. He’s so adorable

[@KingK-xg1qb]

Just a hint (I know you definitely didn't do it to hurt him in any way, you're a good dude) but a veterinarian told me not to even pet the dog on the head too hard because the skull which protects the brain is very fragile. Since then I don't even pet my dog on the head anymore

[@onexlifeonly132]

@@KingK-xg1qb That's stupid af. Stop going to that vet. They're dumb or you probably are and misunderstood. Everyone's skull is fragile, a skull is a skull dummy. You can pet your dog on the head and never worry

[@DG-EditsYT]

@@KingK-xg1qb nothing wrong with petting dogs head lol

[@kapinger7749]

@@KingK-xg1qb That literally ONLY applies to 1 breed, and that’s the chihuahua, search it up

[@juniorqindes8335]

I think the bulldog head shape is one of the most adorable things ever

[@FloridaManMatty]

Sometimes just existing is enough to make the world a better place. He excels in that regard.

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

Give that Dog a doctorate in that shit, he make it look easy.

[@SlantedAngle]

He does infact exist

[@trashmaus3188]

He has a smooth brain, no ridges or lumps, no valleys no bumps, all ideas slide right off.

[@tylerhobbs3134]

Those are happy eyes, dogs tell a lot through their eyes. You can see when they’re broken, when they’re sad or angry, those are the eyes of a dog that’s beyond loved. It’s all the pup knows

[@Katch.22]

the comment hardly stands... abused kids cry out for their abusers.. the dog is content, at most

[@tylerhobbs3134]

@@Katch.22 you’re the kid that had to be “different” in school huh, probably got told to talk less and listen more as a kid ? Report cards probably said “fails to follow simple insurrections”

[@mrcroob8563]

@@Katch.22 "You dont know hes happy, but I know how hes feeling!" clown lmao

[@monejohn9973]

​@@Katch.22u blind af 😅that dog has a huge smile on his face 😅

[@Neneeee]

I definitely agree about a dogs eyes 🥹 they do share so much. It speaks volumes when you’re empathetic enough to see that this living thing is communicating 🥲🥹 it’s sweet and can be so sad. But I agree that he knows a lot of love 😊😇🥹🥰

[@veracalvin6858]

He does something else. He loves you more than his own life.

[@raydiesel8448]

Fax

[@leahflower9924]

I wanted a blue nose pitbull after working with a few pitbulls at an animal hospital but some people annoy me when they let their pitbulls run around and charge people because when a pitbull charges you it looks like he's going to kill you

[@dpvmeeuwisse]

That dog actually smiling to the camera! He is like yup and I love that for me! 😂

[@mat-4636]

Same thing I was thinking 🤣

[@jethrokendrick174]

🤣🤣🤣

[@leannmeddings4068]

All of those breeds that are similar, pit bulls, boxers, ect... smile a lot. 🙂

[@jbxzy]

Lol

[@shandracrews8238]

BALU LOOKS LIKE HE BE CHILLIN!! NOT WORRIED ABOUT A THING! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@gardenshedd]

Owner: “This is a COMPANION DOG” Good boy: “Hi I’m just happy to be here 🙂”

[@Chronoboost_]

Kid down the street: "Why is my face suddenly being eaten?"

[@truthbetold4350]

@@Chronoboost_ vast majority of pit bulls never attack anybody. You just hear about the cases of the ones that do. Do you also think that all black people are criminals, just because a small minority of them are? Sounds like the doggy version of racism you have going on there.

[@AMan-xy3lx]

The dog's facial expression 😂 He know it's nothing but truth and he's happy he's understood to the T

[@ptlovelight2971]

That is legit the most chill bully ive ever seen lol. Not a single thought in that massive gourd, Just vibes

[@jamellkennedy5017]

I had one before she wouldn't hurt a fly even when she was attack by a cat before that cat gave her a couple of scratches to the face then ran back to it's yard

[@Omnibushido-]

@@jamellkennedy5017 My Aunties bully is the biggest baby I’ve ever met. I bring my cat over when housesitting and he is absolutely terrified of her. He pretty much hides in one of the bedrooms all weekend and only comes out to eat. She didn’t even do anything to him other than playfully smack him once. He’s just more of a scaredy cat than an actual cat.

[@God-official1]

The dog got a Cuban link! 😍 never seen something so adorably gangsta

[@drunklink350]

I love how that dog was grinning the whole time. Yup I'm your companion, I'm your buddy

[@GunSlingerTie]

I see in your drunken stupor you are still sharp as ever... Thought we lost you when xplay shut down.

[@kane6529]

My man has someone tied up screaming for help in the spare bedroom

[@ameliamahlako313]

😂

[@antarcticmoongiant2691]

Or something

[@CalvinCandieMO]

It's his companion human

[@lonewolf0992]

I swear that’s what I thought or someone getting his boom boom pushed in

[@simonjacob3949]

😂😂

[@Helpadoggoreachsubs]

They dont needa pay no taxes That's the secret to their happiness

[@anonomuse9094]

Bro, I started working my first job a while ago, and my first check should have been about $215. I got $180 as my first check, because income taxes. I only made $9, and my boss started being a bitch when she thought she didn't need me and nice when she did, so eventually I quit that bs. The search for another job continues. Anyways, htf do you file taxes?

[@I6_Luke]

How come I am still unhappy then 😠

[@Helpadoggoreachsubs]

​​@@anonomuse9094u should invest or have multiple incomes I know taxes suck but I guess you could be happy thinking you are paying more taxes than Jeff Bezos 💀😂

[@latetootheparty]

@@I6_Lukemental health

[@sidramz2845]

The way the dog looks at the camera like “he ain’t wrong you know” 🤣

[@QueensBronxNY]

😂😂😂

[@mermaidtingzzz]

He turned around like “pick me back up, bro.” 😂😂😂

[@honeybee2356]

😂

[@ImIsAnn]

Exaaaaactly. 😂

[@davidtimus4026]

He’s like “pops, why you put me down?!?!?!” 😂😂😂

[@JimmyJohnson7077]

He like "Aye pick me back up"

[@commonsense.1014]

Ikr. Doggo: you said I didn't have to walk.

[@RodneyNicotine]

This is what I try telling people. Billy’s look more intimidating than an APBT but they are lazy sweethearts. They aren’t built to be guard dogs. No reason to be afraid of them.

[@robinbooysen1068]

His smile ❤ Pick him back up, he wants to be picked back up

[@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951]

Lol the other one wants a turn too 😂

[@lorireed8046]

Training is needed. Every dog is just like a human! A need for worth!

[@nodeloliver6201]

he exists to vibe, smile, and wag his tail.

[@emmagoldman2133]

probably had his tail cut off as well as his ears.

[@cm7365]

and feed on toddlers

[@nodeloliver6201]

​@cm7365 I don't think he has the energy or internal dialogue to eat toddlers... cats, on the other hand.

[@arievan9891]

he looks so happy just to be alive.

[@cashed357]

I can’t tell if this is wholesome. But I like it.

[@umairumairii6286]

😂

[@candycroom6892]

My American Bull dog loved to walk for hours.He loved people.❤️ He thought he was a 100 pound Teddy Bear. He wanted to be a lap dog.His paws were as big as my hands.I miss my Pooh Bear Jake.❤

[@Nariethelle]

I completely agree. My family had an amazing Bully for years until he passed away. No running , no walking , eat , sleep , poop. For an independent dog he loved sitting around the babies , never cried never begged , he acted tough but was such a sweetheart. One day he ran away from the house found him a few houses down the block, on the side walk laying down he was too tired and lazy to run away or walk back to the house I carried his big butt back scared someone might spot him and snatch him up. Absolutely a companion RIP🫡

[@helghannationalist9798]

My bulldog Bobo would get tired on walks and would plop down on the grass and refuse to move, and since I was only 10 at the time I didn't have the strength to carry him the entire time back lmao😂. My mom thought me and my brother was being lazy when we told her so we had her walk him once, she was like "never again" he started getting shorter walks after that

[@TruthHurts404]

They're like kids I guess, can't let them outta your sight. 🙂

[@josequiroz5902]

😭 that is hilarious

[@kayemkm1703]

I thought he was joking, all his dogs seem like they'll bite your butt cheek right off🤣🤣🤣. I'm looking for a guard dog do bullies atleast do that much ???

[@robyngrimes1743]

I love that the smile never leaves his face.

[@Gir-Riff-raffe]

I’d do two things- scratch his butt and keep repeating oh you think shits sweet around here huh? OH YOU THINK SHITS SWEET AROUND HERE HUH?! I love talking shit to animals and they love me back 🤷‍♂️it’s a weakness.

[@dohvakiinmage6051]

The little guy immediately turned around to get picked up again, homie loves his dad and wants uppies.

[@Christina_Niechwiadowicz]

Uppies😆 love how adding “ies” after wrds make em sound so much cuter (or obnoxious depending on how miserable u r) lovies kissies huggies eggies milkies all “wrds” we use around my🏡

[@diamondminer9515]

Now that is a true Pitbull! Honestly no aggression right there!

[@SolBadguyGuiltyGearMan]

The fact that the other dog is whining in the background the entire time like “I WANT UPPIES TOO!” Never had a bulldog but all the ones I’ve met have always been nothing but sweet. Same for Rottweilers and pit bulls, both of which I’ve been raised with. As long as you treat your dogs, socialize them properly, and train them on friend versus threat, they’ll almost always be perfect companions.