Conan Meets His Censor | CONAN on TBS

[@anthonyvillanueva5226]

"I'm gonna ask if he can turn around this time" Dude learns fast

[@Sapphire101MFS]

But you gotta admit Brian has a nicer ass than most girls 😂

[@LudicrouslyxX]

M. F.S hell nah tf you talking about most

[@ylstorage7085]

Also, Mr Conan, I will need you to turn around as well.

[@NeoTechni]

He should have known what Colin was doing in advance, it was obvious

[@tylergee3043]

​@@NeoTechniQuinn?

[@Ruinaation]

Who else on a Conan spree. I’m watching all of em lmao

[@Megalodon420k]

Right here. He got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeso317]

After all of jordan and sona, I've made it here.smh

[@r7diego]

Amateur ! come back when you reach your second round in all of them

[@jasonlenentine9209]

He’s just so funny I laugh every episode

[@animeloverhaven]

Duncan Buchanan same

[@HENKO_BEATS]

I love it when Conan cracks himself up.. The Tokyo sandblaster

[@kartvyasheth2087]

I didn't get that . Do you know what it is ? Asking for a freind

[@bon2yan88]

@@kartvyasheth2087 bukkake my man

[@bon2yan88]

i read this as it plays

[@EnglishTimewithMrChris]

I've been living in Japan for 7 years and the fact that he included "the old" in the name like it is a common expression and thing that is done here made me really laugh hard.

[@ultimatewolfexists2378]

@@EnglishTimewithMrChris ol’ reliable Tokyo Sandblaster

[@chasemorris5045]

I legitimately died laughing when he called a sex position, “Taking Grandma to Applebee’s”

[@aarondixon3312]

my personal favorite is "the ol' tokyo sandblaster"

[@elma.s4825]

@@aarondixon3312 people that I've showed this to once always remembers that line, it is my all time favorite joke of his.

[@youtubeusersince]

and who is typing now after you died?

[@hackembacker]

@@aarondixon3312 in fact that's an actual sex position name. A quite gross one. I would never do it or alliow someone to do It near me, but world is a crazy place and Conan is a hell of a sarcastic funny man.

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Both of those are sickening.

[@KingMIDA5]

I love when Conan makes himself laugh, his laugh is so contagious lol

[@DaleOfHope]

Poor guy. He's the Toby Flenderson of TBS

[@vegitoboy7780]

DaleOfHope people keep saying that’s Jordan Schlanskey

[@anaiswatterson4772]

Vegitoboy77 Jordan is ryan

[@jimothydrstrange9158]

No god please no, no, no, NOOOOOOO....O (The theme song)

[@danielhan8995]

Sona is Pam

[@thatleftyjames2893]

That’s a bit too harsh

[@jamespuffer2889]

This censor deserves a little credit for actually being kind of cool with Conan.

[@deluxejay69]

Thing about censors is they're not the ones who are uncomfortable with things, they just have to know what they can get away with doing without pissing off the sponsors

[@nonpondo_]

The bit was set up in a nice way where Conan has laid out a bunch of situations where the censor can actually approve everything pretty much nothing he showed was rejected which is a first I've seen for a comedy show involving a censor

[@Schlibe]

@@deluxejay69 Yes, they are kinda like lawyers in a way. They are on his team.

[@Hottielvr]

Brian walked in like someone was holding a gun off camera

[@celestiallemon1555]

No No no that’s not the kindest thing you could’ve said

[@mshef140]

2:48

[@matti...]

they were

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

Conan going back for the second lick of the pencil is just another example of why he's the best.

[@mrwassef]

Guess you could say his humor is…on point.

[@mrheatibmor]

@@mrwassef😂

[@porkbottoms843]

Conan really has the unique ability to be wield the two comic personas at once, be insane in one moment and then somehow level the situation and use a wonderful dry quip to smash the punchline

[@timpyrules]

Conan meets his censor *Censor doesn't censor anything*

[@moiznahmad]

Censor gets censored

[@Delphino__]

Because you wouldn't see what was censored

[@littleblueclovers]

I was hoping when Conan listed genetalia slang, one of them would be bleeped, and he would go “no, that one’s not okay.”

[@nathanielneal6213]

5:28

[@sonnyn.8833]

Conan is real funny than Jimmy Fallon .

[@mariachavez5018]

Conan's main objective was to make his censor very uncomfortable.

[@sinphus]

Maria Chavez ist eine große Mehrheit kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKqvhWCDg9CmsMU

[@ChesterToday]

He succeeded lol

[@13ullseye]

Beard Conan was best Conan.

[@maxulrich5261]

Original comment

[@geo4483]

Original reply

[@NimN0ms]

any Conan is best Conan.

[@point-bl4nk]

+Bullseye absolutely. he looks 30 years younger

[@TRTUFC]

+Bullseye he kinda looks like brock lesnar with beard

[@karisclark6768]

These never get old. I also just noticed that the censor has apples to apples behind his desk.

[@PULAG]

The one-legged pigeon and taking grandma to Applebee's killed me.. Then he got me with the Ol' Tokyo Sandblaster

[@monniebunce3084]

Conan meets his censor Censor doesn't censor anything

[@fireaza]

For a censor, he seems to have a sense of humor. Almost like he has a soul.

[@jerodast]

I mean he was in _Road Trip,_ of course he has a soul. The soul of a beautiful unicorn.

[@Jack-gu4fc]

After seeing beard Conan, no-beard Conan looks like a small boy selling girl scout cookies

[@dallas-joe-8940]

That's why he shaves. It keeps his personal looking goofy and childish He can't pull that stuff off, looking handsome.

[@sebastiansebastian5270]

LMAO i love it when the fans roast Conan

[@SlackrUk]

@@lightinthedusk I'm surprised the others missed that meaning!

[@jf2781]

I feel that Conan looks great with a beard

[@TeamCoco]

TBT: The very first CONAN remote

[@OrbitalAngel]

+Team Coco Please for the love of all things manly grow that magnificent beard back!!! It's glorious!

[@TheGhettoTopHat]

+OrbitalAngel Nebula he needs a handle bar mustache again

[@kazuma913]

+OrbitalAngel Nebula yes

[@Jubblegum]

+Team Coco I hope you guys one day upload an unedited remote. It would be interesting to see how these things are made and what gets cut.

[@LightningSe7en]

Bring back the beard!

[@matthewdaub]

I love Brian's stoic and confidence in his face.

[@samchen9951]

Legendary. This was aired before Urban Dictionary came out, and Conan managed to get Tokyo Sandblaster through. If it was today, it'll never have passed.

[@Anfubvinch]

"He thinks two inches is thick..", well Conan, it's actually enormous if you mean THICKNESS and not sheer size

[@Anfubvinch]

***** in terms of width it is. In diameter I wouldn't know

[@Anfubvinch]

***** No I just mean the length from side to side

[@bad8400]

This is an actual conversation. What is the formula to find the circumference of a penis?

[@FridgeEating]

Come on, everybody knows pi is the ratio of the circumference of a penis to its diameter. So the circumference of a penis is the width of the penis times pi(nis).

[@manictiger]

pi * radius squared * height Oh wait, that's the volume of it.

[@danielcharland1374]

I thinks Conan looks better with his beard.

[@teddygallagher372]

ya

[@MrShagification]

+Daniel Charland Everyone does.

[@eric-rt4tn]

+Daniel Charland +1

[@missbrooks3169]

he looks younger

[@apercarlo]

+Daniel Charland he looks like a stylish hipster, if only he shaves the sides of his hair it would be perfect xD

[@THEobiwanhomie]

"Taking grandma to Applebee's." Lmaooo

[@sadowheart7620]

obiwanhomie me and my grandma go to Applebees :(

[@Jeffrey7487]

so what's the position that it's implying 😂😂

[@nevaidhyasingh4323]

@@Jeffrey7487 yea, i didnt get it either

[@robertkennedy6397]

@@nevaidhyasingh4323 You are welcome 😁 www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Taking%20Grandma%20to%20Applebees

[@mizzou0986]

@@robertkennedy6397 😂😂😂

[@highwind6325]

I always come back to this video for the ol tokyo sandblaster, but taking grandma to applebees is hysterical too

[@anujnair2333]

Conan. Just the sheer amount of joy you give us. His humor reflects how intelligently he actually thinks that's he's able to turn any situation into a comedic moment no matter where he is. Totally unscripted. Totally genius!

[@ladamaperfecta7]

Damn, Conan is looking good.

[@longdongsilver7485]

i am a man but i think he is a good looking duDe with a beard but with out NOT

[@naegleriafowleri1715]

The PartyTimePlayer lol he definitely looks better with a beard

[@junezzzz]

thirsty

[@screwyootube1]

Sorry, ladamaperfecta7... That was "Brian", not Conan.

[@1000auh]

@@longdongsilver7485 i agree

[@bakerXderek]

Mr Falcon ? Wonder what the other options were

[@cng3734]

animalmother556x45 something like this happens all the damn time

[@adammaddox2383]

Chocolate fountain

[@Makroboter]

Yippie Kayak Other Buckets

[@jsjuhbdn]

@@Makroboter Thanks, Charles

[@colonelangus75]

When the second Resident Evil movie is shown on TV they use "motivator". JFK's TV version uses "mother fletcher".

[@sartanko]

And I thought that the beard was back, damn it.

[@varunkumar-mq7jj]

dammit.

[@jordenjx123]

Damn it

[@jeganka]

damnit

[@SuperWilwal]

damknit

[@hyperion1028]

damnBrit

[@procrastinationismyspecial9162]

The start of quarantine is what originally led me down a Conan binge and now here I am again just rewatching everything as quarantine continues.

[@AReallyBuffLlama]

2:25 the laugh that could cure cancer lmao

[@PropaneWP]

I hope you got paid, Brian.

[@Skywalker-zu7od]

This was such a great sketch to open up the new show. Tokyo sandblaster had me cracking up so hard. Tom Hanks as the first guest was huge too. If only they could find Forss Fagerstrom to bring on the show my life would be complete.

[@bigradwolf5001]

I didn't get Tokyo sandblaster joke.

[@jamesiruoghene8215]

​@@bigradwolf5001it's a reoccurring sex position joke on the show

[@6stringwood]

When Conan said "Tokyo Sandblaster" I was eating my breakfast and spit my eggs all over my damn keyboard from laughter! Great vids! Thanks for sharing!

[@TrollWrld]

+Jim McFalls I have learned the hard way never to consume anything while conan is on. either wind up getting a new keyboard/screen/mouse/all 3 or you end up having to self administer the heimlich LOL

[@BasedJuan]

How do you like your eggs?

[@jettaletta]

Juan 悪神 not on my keyboard

[@oscarrookie]

thank goodness i didn't know what it meant initially!

[@Heavenzvoice]

Jim McFalls I’ve had moments like that watching Conan.

[@austins.2495]

Ah yes, the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster. Gotta love it

[@lizardmandx]

Conan breaking after "the ole Tokyo sand blaster" gives me life

[@beefknuckles]

Every once in a while when I'm working late hours I go back and rewatch all of the Conan remotes. They seriously never get old! Thumbs up if you can watch these over and over

[@mersi2140]

If Howard Stern is the king of talk radio, Conan O'Brien is the king of Late Night TV. You're a genius Conan!

[@doloresstone9927]

"Taking grandma to Applebee's." Lmaooo

[@TheAbdullah213]

Howard is no king ... he interview pornstars 😒

[@NeoTechni]

"If Howard Stern is the king of talk radio" He is not.

[@zachpalmero1356]

Linger longer

[@jaerivus]

Howard appointed himself "King of All Media." Sadly, that therefore exempts Conan.

[@Nina01.]

WE ARE YET TO SEE YOU WEAR THE CLOTHES BRIAN WORE, MR. O'BRIEN!!!

[@naztetv8862]

And now finally, four years later, he can *finally* really do whatever he wants on HBO and doesn't even have to package it into a talkshow format. One of the few good things to happen in 2020 is Conan moving to HBO.

[@amany3072]

I am having an incredibly shitty day with a paper due tomorrow that my director didn’t bother to check the statistics I’ve worked on in the last few weeks, I open KZbin and just clicked a random Team Coco and this video made me laugh harder than all the jokes my friends have tried to console me for … thank you Conan for putting out these vides for free for everyone 🧡

[@9095jp]

'you think two inches is thick?' omfg conan

[@vlad-pm2zr]

dude was genuinely uncomfortable

[@grindersan7821]

Vlad, they put a squint on tv and observe exhibit 'Brian'.

[@berlindacantre103]

I think is part of the bid

[@mustang8206]

He looked like he was enjoying himself just not sure what to make of it

[@labadjuju]

he works with censorship dude, and hes giggling at "super soaker". How uncomfortable do you think he is really?

[@DaveMcIroy]

He wasn't. He just isn't used to be in front of a camera.

[@repsieximo]

this dude has a hard time not laughing....its so funny. i want him on the show again.. :)

[@yeti9127]

Addictive. I never thought he was that funny when he was on NBC’s late night. These sketches are simply great!

[@SamuelCobb]

You almost made me spit out my coffee with that, "Taking Grandma to Applebee's" joke.

[@GoDIsTWIZTED]

I need more remotes Conan!!! I just finished all 70 for the 4th time. They make my day!

[@ellis9505]

WE MISS YOU, POST-NBC BEARD OF RAGE.

[@joshewert13]

Searching "The ol' Tokyo Sand Blaster" as we speak.... Interesting to say the least. Time to ask the GF.

[@ytfans1]

I searched that too...and I don't get the meaning of the last step......

[@TheDoobElDoobarino]

+J Ewert It's a "Quart". Which is like a 'shart", but with queefs as the propellant... ;-)

[@swordmonkey5932]

AHAHAHA I just googled it too. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tokyo%20Sandblaster

[@freeelectricityforall9027]

Haha. Urban Dictionary never lets people down.

[@dankhnw8]

Probably some dude made up a definition XD

[@KouhaiKamen]

And we still haven't seen him with the costume

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

true 😂

[@smeagolmazurenko5238]

This poor guy getting asked about taking grandma to Applebee's and he's surrounded by pictures of his family.

[@missdonkey-o-dee7113]

3:23 "We'll have to keep it very brief" *More like brief-less.*

[@JackDManheim]

This comment deserves a lot more points. Did somebody else already make this joke?

[@luce1F]

Now it has exactly 69 likes thanks to me. You're welcome.

[@luce1F]

Also....nice

[@CLuvTV]

It's about time somebody noticed the epic dubbing of Die Hard 2

[@Gargoyle_Guy]

Origin of the Tokyo Sandblaster.

[@VassilliHD]

Conan: Hey Brian! You wanna be on the show tonight? Brian: Hell yeah! I'm so excited I'm gonna tell my parents! Conan: Yeah... I wouldn't...

[@TWOhype23]

The submarine still gets me every time hahaha

[@kokopelli5357]

the censor looks like Andy mixed with Chandler from friends.

[@anthonyarredondo9587]

Chandly

[@loes3000]

He reminds me of when Spongebob got round and normal

[@ashtonmathew6576]

It's not crazy to believe Conan's a Harvard graduate. This man's a genius lol.

[@oscarrookie]

Me: *looks up _tokyo sandblaster_ "WTF!"

[@demoncatgames]

Conan makes the world a better place.

[@Neo-Midgar]

I watched this live, & I was dying over the "Mr Falcon" bit. I first saw that tbs edit as a kid in the late 90's/early 00's, & even at that age it was hilariously bad. It became an infamous inside joke with my family. And then Conan roasts them for it. Priceless.

[@joganof]

Same here, that and the bananas bit lmao

[@JohnSmith-yd5wq]

I don't know why they used dubs in the first place a bleep is so much better.

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

How Brian managed to not even crack a smile I'll never know.

[@jerodast]

I couldn't actually name instances of it, but I have this feeling he's done this bit at least 5 times before haha.

[@moode004]

Die Hard 2 has the best dubbing ever. I remember making fun of it when it aired. When this episode of Conan aired I thought, “FINALLY this ridiculous dubbing is being addressed!” I mean, the voiceover guy has a foreign accent.

[@SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass]

heard Conan is the best conan

[@SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass]

beard*

[@jonhump893]

+OG Sputnik Spyglass I heard he's the best conan too

[@Acehan]

+Jon Hump I beard it too !

[@billowusu2121]

+Corvette lol😂😂😂

[@SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass]

Jon Hump lmao

[@ThumbsHunter]

2:37 this is a sincere laugh, mr. fallon

[@JustinPayton]

3:15, holy hell, how high up is his office? Those cars are tiny out the window behind him.

[@thisisludo]

"Did you drop something?" I lost it after he said this

[@superCPman333]

3:15 Mike Tyson saw this and said thuck it I'm wearing too

[@sosagecaserol6675]

😂

[@WhateverNick]

Really wishing it was “Yippy Kayak other buckets”

[@amyreynoso]

Nick Tan r/unexpectedbrooklyn99

[@polishrocker93]

The Tokyo Sandblaster is comedy gold. Always makes me laugh when I think about it

[@carlosvargas8340]

I enjoy these bits the most where Conan interacts with his staffs

[@ttlpwn34]

An excellent way to end a conversation, "You sicken me."

[@zackyang2332]

I have watched every remote of team coco. Now i just repeat them bcuss im boref

[@destinyawaitsx3]

i watch them because no matter how many times I do its always funny af. XD

[@jeremyc9593]

Same. I might be on my 20th or so repeat of them all, yet they never fail to make me laugh.

[@JohnGuastavino1]

He's the kind of guy who says, "look, I like to have fun just as much as the next guy, but..."

[@lt1_jio363]

Still gets me every time! “Mmm Bananas!” 🤣

[@adgato75]

I remember Conan doing a sketch with a guy in the audience being offended at a joke , and when he stood up , he had assless pants on. And this was like at least 15 years ago. And I am almost POSITIVE that this was the same guy.

[@ViperRob]

So I shouldn't take my grandma to Applebee's? :D

[@youtubeusersince]

it's a restaurant

[@noahcallaway7574]

When you know you know 😏

[@noahcallaway7574]

But when you know, you don’t wanna know 😳

[@r.edward5701]

Well Robert, that depends

[@ftx.ridicule5624]

Not in this case no

[@gajaga789]

LOL remember how long that lasted where Conan NAMED his remote segments?! Hardcore fans will know that only lasted like 3 episodes, if that. This was a great segment. Oddly enough was JUST looking for it the other day and saw it was sadly taken down. Thanks for bringing it back! Who could forget the ole Tokyo Sandblaster?!

[@jonathanriley7147]

Sexual positions: "Taking grandma to Applebee's" HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[@jackrosado746]

Bruh quarantine really got me goin back through these clips I forgot how great these were and I watched it last year of even

[@bashirbietar73]

This was my introduction to Conan. I’ve come full circle.

[@debramorgan7578]

I seriously can't get enough of you. You crack me the hell up. Lmao!!!! Keep it up Conan.

[@Blackrew]

I think they reuploaded this because I've seen this before and when I searched for the old version it wasn't there.

[@Tide2375]

Throwback Thursday

[@AboodFoolad]

yup because he doesnt have beard now

[@srikaneator]

+Blackrew they added more video though. i remember not seeing the diehard bit and fish tank underwear and various others or not. TBH i dont remember..

[@TheBigYC]

+Srikanth Kamma i think i saw this on their page (teamcoco's) and it was almost (if not exactly) the same

[@cassandra6315]

this is teamcoco?

[@LEEITANAGAR]

TBS if you are reading this, you should be really proud of what Conan has done. He is by far the most talented host running on TV and on the internet right now.

[@kennydizon86]

I keep coming back to this video just to hear him laugh when he mentions the Tokyo sandblaster 🤣 it’s so real and genuine cause that sandblaster is funny as hell position /actions

[@FlowerofDissolution]

That, "Did you drop something?" - is just hilarious! XD

[@EverythingWright]

A Tokyo sandblasted according to its dictionary term is: Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

[@pjkicks7510]

EverythingWright 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@EverythingWright]

I apparently answered my own question a year later watching this video for what I thought was the first time??

[@Tofushoots]

LMAO!!!!

[@ddebenedictis]

Dammit I can never unread this comment.

[@michaelhenderson1337]

I regret reading the comments.

[@souravdatta9990]

Conan is one of the only hosts who is so friendly with all the staffers

[@TheFirstAmendment]

This was the first episode I ever watched or him. I never thought he was funny and that was based souly on his walkout and dance for his show before I'd shut it off . Then I watched this and thought he's kindle funny then clicked on the next KZbin show ft Jordan Schlanskie and I've been binge-watching ever since . 13 months sure does fly by when your laughing none stop. And that is my story I wish to be renembered by

[@ChristelVinot]

conan's hair is in a particularly great stage here. Sometimes it's just not workin out right but it's total perfection here

[@AnotherGenericUsername]

Conan breaking at "The Old Tokyo Sand Blaster" lmao Edit: Bryan got some cakes on the man. Good for him.

[@JjM91084]

@ 3:07 saw that coming a mile away yet I'm still shocked at the sight

[@malhenzuniga542]

The censor guy is doing his best not to laugh... 😂💕

[@travisjohnson6676]

the Tokyo Sandblaster reference made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself

[@EmpireRamzes]

never was a fan of Conan until i started watching these youtube videos, he is amazing and for the youtube format perfect

[@samuelz7344]

I like that the censor guy has a sense of humor.

[@DNSV-ex8of]

Conon is the man. Best late night talk ever

[@joet8862]

Conan is growing his beard again! A great day for television.

[@juvellmckenzie4726]

sadly this is old

[@joet8862]

Juvell Mckenzie is it?

[@juvellmckenzie4726]

Joe T yeah 2011 or 2012

[@joet8862]

Juvell Mckenzie then what the hell are they doing uploading this now!?

[@juvellmckenzie4726]

Joe T Lol cuz it was a trowback video sorta thing

[@Chicken_Wing91]

If a Tokyo sandblaster doesn’t get you off nothing will

[@mrwassef]

I love the idea of Sona answering the phone “yippie ki yay motherfuckers” hahaha

[@Buenomars]

This was the very first remote? Doesn't seem that old... How long ago was this?

[@KC-kw7ii]

+Buenomars 5 years ago I think.

[@Mssparklez85]

I think they mean the 1st remote they did on TBS.