They Didn't Score a SINGLE Point

[@CONEYZZ]

Football has never been more entertaining

[@bilalyusuf2]

im confused

[@LexIsWaiting]

True!

[@brawlco3176]

Bro are you forgetting madden 2022

[@KandiKid87]

I'm so glad you find this stuff. I dunno how you do, and I won't ask, but I love it.

[@megatennepster3833]

I will force you to play swords and sandals on stream

[@onlysmiles4949]

"He has appeared in 2 plays and was carried off the field unconscious in both occasions" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard

[@ReReCoil]

"It's even funnier the second time!"

[@VVheeli]

I bursted out during the “he punts anyway” section.

[@letsmakeit110]

SCOTT STERLING!

[@NickyvMLP]

This is actually what would happen if I was somehow put on a football field.

[@ariamentio]

Should’ve played the rest of the quote, “This would happen a third time.”

[@rixrobin]

I love how you can hear coney’s genuine fear when Heisman name is mentioned.

[@majintv24]

It's like all of the pieces started to fall into place in his mind.

[@treedude4246]

"OH NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"

[@epicgamer-ny4fj]

@@treedude4246 "YOU FLEW TO CLOSS TO THE SUN AND HAVE ANGERED YOUR GOD."

[@madysonandres9571]

What’s so bad about Heisman? I don’t know much of sports.

[@rixrobin]

@@madysonandres9571 nothing bad about him but he practically created football. It would be like a normal person beating Michael Jordan in golf then Jordan demand they face him 1vs1. If you dont know basketball replace MJ with mkleo in smash.

[@burbusburbus8782]

3:23. People say "coney sounded legit scared" and I thought he played it up. That's until you see the quarter of a second before he speaks, his eyes open, his mouth drops a bit. It's a genuine "oh god" expression

[@hibiki8473]

Well also if you know anything about John Heisman you know this is like pissing off god

[@marrodc]

Vichy Woods is my newest hero. After being down 222-0, this dude decided it was enough scoring for GA Tech, so he jumped off the shoulders and back of his teammates to reach unimaginable heights and block GA Tech's extra point with his face. What a beast!

[@dom1n8r64]

the fact that this has 223 likes when im writing this which would've been the score if he didn't block the kick

[@NonRandomUser]

Imagine reading this score in the local newspaper back in 1916 and thinking, "That _has_ to be a typo of 22-0."

[@mat-sd7eh]

anyone know the vod he reacted to this? i don't normally watch his vod channel.

[@deanprowell7947]

​@@mat-sd7eh It's the Operation Soda Steal VOD

[@deanprowell7947]

​@@mat-sd7eh Operation Soda Steal vod

[@That_Emi_]

Jon Bois is a storytelling artisan. Chart Party, Pretty Good, Fumble Dimension, and any of the content from Secret Base that he's been a part of is always a wonderful watch. Even if you don't watch any of his stuff on stream past this, he has some of the best content on KZbin. I shit you not. I implore you to watch more of him regardless of if you post your reactions to it or if you just watch it on your own time. I also personally recommend reading his original future-fiction football story pieces. The first is 17776, the second is 20020. They involve shit talking satellites, a mostly flooded world, wonderfully written characters, and most importantly: *Football* .

[@focusreaper4685]

oh yeah, I love Jon Bois. He actually just takes a Hollywood-level tier of editing and puts it on youtube. I honestly don't know anyone who can edit even close to as good as John Bois

[@BromanderInChief]

@@focusreaper4685 my favorite thing Jon Bois came up with was football scorigami. Fascinating as a football fan.

[@pooperdooper3576]

He made 17776?

[@That_Emi_]

@@pooperdooper3576 Yep! A lot of the vids in that story are located on Jon's KZbin channel, aptly titled "Jon Bois".

[@8saiharamasukoi]

any Keith Mansfield fans in the chat

[@Spellslinger]

Jon Bois and Coney. A crossover I never knew I wanted, thank you Cumberland football

[@Salone_FD]

- salutes Cumberland Football - “Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.”

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

I love how you can pinpoint the exact fram where he goes from amused and laughing, to pure primal fear

[@defeatstatistics7413]

And it's when John Heisman is named.

[@noahwilson1410]

Not gonna lie, when the quarter back came back for more and immediately wiped out, I actually wheezed and when coney re-enacted it was so fucking funny🤣

[@onlysmiles4949]

His laughter is so unbelievably contagious

[@jquadra4]

The funniest part is that the wikipedia article for the Cumberland football team redirects to the article for this game

[@FYGUnkleUrple]

That Heisman reveal made everything in my body go limp.

[@thatcomona]

I'm gonna NEED Coney to watch more Jon Bois videos. I nominate "What If Barry Bonds Played Without A Bat" and "The saddest plate appearance of all time"

[@RZTres]

THIS.

[@frills1651]

Do more about Jon bois he’s just such a good writer. I’ve found that his writing style is very similar to emplemon.

[@genjackson15]

Never watched any sport content besides Jon bois and SBNation

[@RealLockheedMartin]

Emplemon has outright said Jon Bois is one his greatest inspirations, especially for his NASCAR stuff.

[@8saiharamasukoi]

other way around

[@kiddinme4128]

Its very funny to me that coney, my favorite content creator, critiques someones sound booth while sitting in his washroom with twitch chat behind him

[@ElderPrinceShroob]

3:56 Look at the other scores during Georgia Tech’s 1916 season. They beat Mercer *61-0* the week before the Cumberland game, which as we all know, Georgia Tech won 222-0. The week after the Cumberland Massacre (As I like to call it), Tech won 9-0. Davison held Tech to their second lowest point total by letting them only score 9 points. By week 4, Tech had outscored each of their opponents by *302 to 6* . The season saw Tech go 8-0-1, with the only tie being a 7-7 draw with Washington and Lee. Tech shutout their opponents in six of the 9 games, with them giving up points in the 10-6 win over North Carolina in week 4, the aforementioned 7-7 tie with Washington and Lee the following week, and the season finale, which saw Tech beat Auburn 33-7. In all, Georgia Tech outscored their opponents by a combined *421 to 20* . And about 52 percent of those points came in the Cumberland game. Edit: Other sources say that Georgia Tech beat Mercer 68-0. I’m not sure if Tech scored 7 more points in that game, however.

[@lval7778]

This match would be so fun to watch. I would love to see whatever chaos is going on in this game

[@gavinfichter1798]

No, this actually happened there are multiple historical records of this. The only things that may not be true are the tying players together and the dog.

[@pipedream98]

Jon Bois and Coney is the mashup I never thought I needed

[@byrontheusurper6505]

The biggest salty runback in history

[@spaceace9103]

This video was horrific when I first watched it absolutely hilarious rewatching it with Coney

[@10Or106]

This video is an absolute classic. Glad you got to experience this coney!

[@0Clewi0]

Just a reminder, that cutting those 5 minutes also helped the score staying at 222 and not being higher

[@cgb123]

I recommend the Lonnie Smith and the 1904 Olympic Marathon Jon Bois episodes if you’re gonna watch more of these. Both are so good

[@cgb123]

After falling down the Pretty Good rabbit hole again I would say that the Larry Walters one would also be a good one to watch on stream

[@apfalcon88]

Saw this live on twitch, it was very fun to watch. Great video Coney!

[@PkKirby]

What day was this streamed? I wanna watch the VOD if he watched more of these kinds of vids

[@apfalcon88]

@@PkKirby I think he streamed it the day before he went on vacation.

[@SeriesKJ]

After careful consideration, i have come to the conclusion that this is, in fact a KZbin video on the Coney channel.

[@drstclair]

Jon's serieses, particularly Dorktown and Fumble Dimension, are really good, and I'm not a huge fan of sports anymore. Definitely need some more of their content

[@pamoon_]

This is the “stop stop he’s already dead” meme, but 222x worse.

[@caleclinton3709]

Coney PLEASE watch more Jon Bois. There’s so much good material, but I specifically recommend Fumble Dimension. It’s a series where he and another guy push sports games to their logical limits. Favorite one is the first episode, where they see how long it would take to break the NBA if they loaded 2K draft classes every year full of the worst-possible players 2K allows for

[@happysqWid]

Coney: How is this not a movie? Why has no one brought this to the big screen Also Coney, 30 seconds later: I don't think this is real, I think it's just the script to the Little Giants

[@NickyvMLP]

Also if this was a movie, it'd be the most soulcrushing movie ever.

[@andrewmortimer6168]

This is one of my favorite videos ever I’m glad more people get to experience it

[@trevorlorah4992]

Just got my wisdom teeth pulled and watching Coney while suffering

[@PomLamb]

I hope your pain goes away soon! Get some rest and take care.

[@PopeCrispy]

Hey Coney, I’m not sure if you’ll see this but I always end up coming back to this vid, sports content is great even to someone who doesn’t normally get it. Keep up the good stuff!

[@herorhim]

Jon Bois might be the best content creator on KZbin please react to everything he has everything made

[@ericbadertscher6978]

As a GT fan, I’m so happy to see we have a record that will ABSOLUTELY NEVER BE BROKEN!

[@Jacob_G9]

Okay, I didn't know who heisman was (I'm not a football guy) But when he started saying he CREATED The down Yardage and Game clock, the 'HUT', The Center snap to quarterback to Forward throw.... I WAS SCARED. LIKE, THIS IS A FUCKING HORROR SHOW NOW.

[@hibiki8473]

The man littarly invented the idea of throwing the ball forward. Even as a football fan that just mind blowing

[@charliefellows6368]

Coney sports reactions are the pinnacle of content for me

[@austinfletchermusic]

JON BOIS AND CONEY? BIG WINS TODAY now do this with all of his content PLEASE i beg of you

[@puppyclo]

JON BOIS AND CONEY is the best combination possible I'm screaming

[@LoganTuxedo]

The look on his face when he said Heisman is amazing

[@keenfrizzle]

I also have to shout out the other football nerd in the chat who pointed out that Georgia Tech had a low DVOA Really appreciate the football fans of the Coney stream

[@flowerprower]

222 - 0 but it was close tho

[@vanquish1333]

14:46 THAT’S NOT WHAT A HUMAN CENTIPEDE IS CONEY

[@KandiKid87]

LMFAO this was the perfect level of ridiculous!

[@bejammin2000]

Supposedly, Heisman found one of the Cumberland players hiding on the Georgia Tech bench and told him that he's on the wrong side of the field. "Ah, Coach... if I sit over there, Allen's gonna put me in the game!"

[@FistPumpBeast1675]

Coney absolutely needs to watch some of Jon Boi’s Fumble Dimension, especially the 2K one

[@VENIX75]

coney watching jon bois is the best crossover I never knew I needed

[@heartman194]

Popped off alone in my room when I realised it was Coney learning about Jon Bois

[@DeronHargrove]

This was one of your best videos. I adored this

[@noahnewell2131]

Jon Bois and Coney is the crossover I didn't know I needed.

[@sdsogiuemaniax]

I'm happy you discovered this video.

[@Slug_ssbm]

Cumberland wasn’t playing Football, they were playing Hot Potato

[@josephassiryani9174]

I freaking love Jon bois

[@turtlep1829]

I like how this video is flagged Madden - 2001

[@suyashdate5662]

More Jon Bois reaction content would be absolutely golden, imo.

[@tenacity25]

I have never cared about sports. This game, and video, is the exception.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

This is inazuma eleven if the plot armor never kicked in!

[@iansahleen1173]

15:06 that exist it is called Warhammer Blood Bowl

[@lordpsi99]

Aw, man. The baseball game didn't physically hurt anyone but this football match could have killed these poor kids.

[@YOSSARIAN313]

Football players were much slower, weaker and smaller then. They probably were only 20-30 pounds heavier than their opponents so it would be way less dangerous. Against a modern D1 or nfl team people would definitely die

[@shady8045]

I don’t think we were supposed to think Heisman was in the right in this story, he was being a petty asshole.

[@pixeltaku]

Not a sports guy, but I LOVE me some SB Nation

[@Astraltophat]

this is the most i laughed at a video in a while and its like 5 am

[@plabcentral630]

This happened. Is well documented

[@starryknight5555]

Coney reacting to Jon Bois? Hell yeah "That's a very good movie." It was a Pretty Good movie. :) I hope Coney watches more Pretty Goods from Jon Bois, they're some of the best, most unique videos on the site.

[@mattmarlborough3607]

CONEY, I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU REACTED TO JON BOIS, THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING CROSSOVER I HAVE EVER SEEN

[@greenbeand8300]

Coney has truly become a react andy

[@alexrawlings541]

I adore Jon Bois. Watch all of his videos on his channel and over at Secret Base

[@ipsum2224]

jon bois is a content goldmine, coney

[@frozec8568]

i have no idea what any of this means

[@keenfrizzle]

Don't mind me, just commenting to remind everyone that Coney said the word "demasculated"

[@ShockersSSB]

Imagine when coney discovers scorigami

[@sladevalen]

This sounds like a blood bowl match

[@YOSSARIAN313]

Feels like an Adam Sandler movie

[@matiassa7]

Always happy to see someone discover the greatness of our boy Jon Bois

[@epicness877]

I didnt get a "FELLAS" but it was hellas entertaining nonetheless

[@volt734]

Saw the thumbnail and realized it was Jon Bois and knew I was in for a great reaction

[@AlphaEthanS]

Great job Coney, this is an amazing video

[@puppyclo]

All of Jon Bois' work is phenomenal and he can make anything deeply interesting. Check out his work on Secret Base as well

[@kevinbergauer2614]

Jon Bois content is seriously untouchable

[@lfg4762]

Still confused at what the rules of american football are, but Coney manages to make it entertaining anyways

[@coreyodell6220]

It's okay, so was Cumberland ✌️

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

Noted: Don't mess with Heisman

[@jarroddobben]

Bro that video was postmodern art

[@omalleycaboose5937]

Please do more Pretty good. Rat poison and Brandy is a great one And Lonnie Smith is my favorite

[@letterEsu]

He flew too close to the sun

[@EllieMiller510]

Footballposting? On the coney KZbin channel?

[@lval7778]

Gamers can’t watch sports

[@owenmurphy924]

This is the last video I expected coney to react to

[@Kidusrox]

This might be the greatest thing ever

[@kevindifazio7088]

Coney, if you're going to watch more Jon Bois, may I recommend the fumble dimension

[@heyyochang]

Yeah as a law student let me tell you I could not kick a ball 30 feet.

[@g33p61]

jon bois is one of the best writers ive ever heard he makes reality as entertaining as fiction

[@brycepoole5239]

CONEY watching a Jon Bois video? Am I dreaming?

[@EthanGohethanol10]

what's the song at the end where the stats are shown? Having trouble finding it.

[@EthanGohethanol10]

Fuck, I found out, Mario Kart 8 super bell subway serves me right for not playing MK8

[@MasonCookMrFamous]

You should react to the 13-0 video done by the score esports. You'd love it.

[@kylewarne1265]

I need someone to tell me if Coney has actually watched more Jon Bois and if he has I need the VOD link lol. And if not what do I gotta do to get a whole pretty good series viewing!

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

This Georgia Tech team only tied once against a school called “Washington and Lee”

[@Alexouais]

Jon Bois Jon Bois Jon Bois Smash has does btw: Melee Stats is openly inspired from Jon Bois’ style of videos

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

There's no way in hell these plays ACTUALLY HAPPENED....

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

some of the plays are rummored to be embellishments, the final score was indeed 222-0

[@localmemedealer2197]

I wonder what would’ve happened if they added the five minutes back

[@bobskinny361]

Koo dae sung is beautiful

[@RZTres]

Jon Bois is the best for all of this kind of content.

[@Riku17000]

Go Bulldogs (Samford University. My dad went to Law School there)