The Most DANGEROUS Mascots

Coney reacts to more baseball videos from Baseball Doesn't Exist, this time learning about mascots in sports games. The history of mascots seems to be messed up in the baseball world, but should that stop the tradition from carrying on to other sports and games, like Smash?
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[@yggdrasilsaltar]

the beginning of this video genuinely gave me the biggest amount of whiplash ive had in a long time

[@VVheeli]

The more I learn about baseball from that channel, the more I wonder if “America’s favorite sport” is actually just pretense for “the most batshit insane circus has rules”.

[@lostsoulrunner92]

We put the bat in batshit insane. Baseball goes hard.

[@jjwang7597]

@@VVheeli*”America’s favorite pastime” We never claimed it was a sport

[@VVheeli]

@@jjwang7597 ah that’s true, I should’ve known.

[@Jurico_Noes]

Lol

[@zachataxxii7126]

I thought this was just gonna be a funny mascot fighting list, and here I am learning about disabled mystics and some kid taken from his home and dropped in Detroit

[@yankees2864]

"What the fuck is up with Philadelphia?" everything Coney, literally anything.

[@steelmanmc]

go birds

[@nintendonewsreleases4415]

go birds

[@mrgreenboy644]

Wasn't Philly the place that that peaceful traveling robot got mugged and murdered in?

[@steelmanmc]

@@mrgreenboy644 and we'd do it again

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

@@mrgreenboy644 fly high, hitch-bot

[@justalan7844]

the parallels between mascots and professional wrestlers is surprising

[@laggy3099]

The legit heat between Brutus and the Duke Dog sounds like some shit from the territory days

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Coney, did you think a movie with the title "They aren't as innocent as you think" was going to be a fun wholesome watch

[@chAceSpades]

University of Michigan had 2 live wolverines named Biff and Bennie as their mascots for a short time. Obviously they stayed in cages all the time, but at some point the staff got worried about them attacking their handlers, so they donated them to the Detroit Zoo.

[@drakejoshofficialyoutubech5569]

18:10 My older brother got to be either Racing Sausage 2 or 4 (All I remember is that the one he got to be has a blue hat) during the Brewer's spring training last spring. And I'm definitely glad he didn't get hit with a bat lmao. Also as an interesting side note, my brother said that one of the sausages was designated to win the race which means that the other sausages have to sandbag. So sorry to ruin the magic for those who didn't know that.

[@4546Bean]

Pretty sure it's the same thing at Nationals games with the presidents.

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Same thing with the Washington Nationals Presiden Race. Everyone’s favorite is Teddy Roosevelt, who almost never wins. Thomas Jefferson is the fastest, but is consistently everyone’s least favorite.

[@BubbaBrons]

God, the guy that makes these videos has such good delivery it makes everything they talk about sound so much more ridiculous lol

[@zachataxxii7126]

The bait-and-switch at 6:25 was actually hilarious

[@aulyve]

his cadence reminds me of burger king foot lettuce

[@austinsetser6081]

Baseball doesn’t exist is such a good channel

[@kaplooeygames8515]

The idea of fighting a silly mascot being an impossible task due to them being a cognitive product as opposed to an actual being is both hilarious and mildly unsettling

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

“By fighting him at all, he wins” - Coney, about the Philadelphia Fanatic Mascot

[@epicmarschmallow5049]

As a non-american these mascots seem fucking insane and kinda terrifying. There's a football (soccer) team in Germany who have had a succession of billy goats called Hennes as their mascot. Their have been 9 of them spanning 70 years, and they sit by the touchline to watch the match. Much nicer than abducting kids as a good luck charm

[@reper6237]

4:08 this has to be the most tragic moment for Coney to look away The BALLS to slap a bear on the ass in that situation. The kinda courage only alcohol can bestow, that or he's just reeeeeaaaaally stupid :)

[@matthewbartlett3442]

IM DYING WATCHING THIS WTF WAS HE THINKING?😂

[@tenacity25]

Never forget Wojtek, the bear that helped the Polish military carry artillery during World War 2. It's because of him that I can never think of bears the same again.

[@Xanek]

The pirate parrot story seemed wack lol, also that headline of the news article of them helping the FBI, imagine getting busted by a sports team mascot

[@jayceallen6530]

The pirate parrot story seems like something straight out of a family guy episode/cutaway

[@byrontheusurper6505]

"You're fighting an idea not a person"-xenoblade 3 final battle

[@chemerone]

"here's a video about mascots" famous last words

[@QuackAttack]

14:05 Here's a fun fact: After the Montreal Expos became the Washington Nationals, Youppi was adopted by the Montreal Canadiens of the NHL, making Youppi the only mascot to switch between teams from different sports leagues, and after being inducted into the Mascot Hall of Fame in 2020, became the only Canadian mascot to receive such an honor.

[@onlysmiles4949]

"This is not going on KZbin anymore" Dunno about that one

[@tristancampbell4941]

"Lil' Rastus" really got sent to Detroit like it was Fistful of Yen

[@Professional.Expert]

a fate even worse than being beheaded and then tortured

[@SonicTheCutehog]

The mascot that destroyed the back rim glass when doing a slam dunk goes hard

[@activerug]

Next do a tier list on which ones you can win a fight to the death

[@ellie8272]

By fighting him, he wins

[@Palozon]

The Pirate Parrot turned Privateer!

[@wumbojet]

Baseball Doesn't Exist is without a doubt one of the best KZbin channels of all time

[@itryen7632]

Japan had one run through an open field while being shelled by artillery

[@mechashadow]

Even Hungrybox probably hates the Crab Mascot too.

[@tehquiper6796]

1:46 dramatic irony exhibit A

[@dabundis]

Bro went from pirate parrot to privateer parrot REAL quick

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Bro I love this video it's perfect for Coney to react to.

[@jacksonorsega5230]

17:10 is hbox worst nightmare

[@thecolorpurple9844]

This got me thinking about BootfromTV's super bowl vore party

[@MrOofio64]

No not mister mario!! He would never hurt me! Unless...?

[@moostymoosty7857]

I would have thought the most dangerous mascot is Timber Joey because he's just a man with a chainsaw

[@verbage432]

It's insane how the origin of so many America's most wholesome past-times is the most messed up stuff

[@Lee-fw5bd]

Same for everywhere really. Humans are strange no matter the place or time

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I love the padres crab!

[@zackabdikarim]

Baseball Doesn't Exist is GOATEDDDDD

[@kageedgar4002]

My neighbor from my old house was a professional mascot (Denver Nuggets) and had a contracted job, making half a mil a year. Its a wild career path

[@jikamablue8631]

I love Archie, he was the first mascot to terrify me in person as a child

[@jakeswierdfriend7204]

YOOOO MY CITY’S TEAM’S MASCOT GOT IN A CONEY VOD WE’RE FAMOUS LETS GO ACES

[@reesebonin9890]

9:39 is literally my college mascot

[@reesebonin9890]

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[@StriderZessei]

CONEY POST FUN VIDEOS

[@Idranim]

Baseball doesn’t exist only has bangers

[@guhbruhmaste4557]

You could make a reality tv show based off masots with these crazy ahh stories.

[@soulguibo]

dude people forget that mascots arent some omnipotent being and are actually real life people that can seriously get injured lol

[@Zephyrous318]

Damn man, I go to Louisiana Tech. I remember that. It was so messed up.

[@lukestinehart4914]

I really enjoyed this video

[@lololopez503]

Yo coney, where do you get all those fancy hats?

[@SpaceRider15]

0:06 PUDDLES THATS OBSCENE!!!

[@Kira-rn9fl]

I mean the Giants’ guy at the start was literally named “Faust”, there might be some kinda dark magic going on

[@Lulu_Lime]

What the fuck were they thinking putting a bull next to a bulldog They got ancestral beef 😂

[@TheJoeNuts]

This is why I love living around Philly

[@heroicgangster9981]

idk if i should be laughing or praying

[@Dead_channel35]

I was at my wedding but I had to postpone it because coney uploaded

[@ModemMT]

The rare Cane’s hat fo today

[@Blueisredandgreen]

Texas tech had their horse get struck by lightning the day before a game still baffled that it wasn’t mentioned in the video

[@TheOblomoff]

It's straight up wrestling, god damn!

[@Pleia_Ds]

Philly mascot fitting AF

[@XDDocXD]

This is why i hare baseball

[@q-miiproductions878]

12:03 The rim is called a bill? Huh. TIL.

[@Tiggy227]

Not the MASCOTS!?!?!?!?!

[@TheDukeofCheese12]

13:07 I take offense to that

[@jonathannushi9183]

“This is not going on youtube anymore” *is on youtube

[@camronholman]

surely the most dangerous mascots

[@lancelee338]

10:12 why did one random part of the video have TierZoo editing?

[@RyZGuy53]

No Hockey mascot?

[@BloopTheNoop]

Anti-Hungrybox mascot

[@fortanimal9476]

Hi Coney

[@Xxblade17]

Damn lmao

[@bungabean3292]

Hey hows it going

[@SchoolhouseTechno]

More like Privateer Parrot

[@nintendonewsreleases4415]

Nah nah the Phanatics awesome. I love that guy. Don’t put down on his name for real

[@cnanadatoronto]

this is where athlete and E gamer separation shows itself a lot you can easily lose 8 1/2 pounds in a mascot costume just from heat and sweat alone. Even as a goalie, I would end up losing 5 pounds a game in water.weight

[@mrtree1368]

I wonder if the gettin hit In the face with a hot dog is a known risk can apply to when that happens to me and the ladies at the parties

[@user-fn9dj7ge4q]

LFG CHAUNCEY IS DIFFERENT. SHOW EM WHO’S BOSS👌👌👌👌👌

[@onehandstance]

WHAT THE FUCK. AND IM DISABLED NO WAY

[@TheStickCollector]

wow

[@g33p61]

yall dont know about archie

[@kendallhearnjr]

She really got a black eye from a glizzy ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@ODISeth]

Damn furries really are powerful

[@franknfoot7200]

You can absolutely lose 8 or 9 pounds of sweat in 3 hours You can lose 20 in a day or 2. Ever heard of MMA?

[@reecerutkowski2225]

mascots are just trolls

[@YungyFGC]

coney as someone who’s lives in philadelphia everything is fucking wrong!!

[@StarChargerStudios]

🧑‍🌾huh👨‍🌾

[@tennison980]

That Rastus story was fucked up.

[@chloeligma3883]

ok tommy lasorda was actually kinda justified in getting youppi thrown out that game went 22 innings and he had him ejected at like the 11th after youppi was constantly banging on the top of the dugout the whole time

[@girlwithaguitar24]

Honestly I like Baseball Doesn't Exist but I'm glad someone's calling out his intros for being absolutely full of shit. Like, I get clickbait intros but he says things that later in the video are proven to be wild exaggerations at best and lies at worst.

[@mattyofthenorth]

You lost me KZbin wise fella

[@tab3042]

W rizz

[@pyrojkl]

one thing i will mention coney is overlooking is that growing up as an indians fan and having a wife who loves the team as a native american, people dont realize how many people who were "supposedly" offended by the team name actually liked it. just updating the mascot and logo would have worked in a time where everything isnt offense to someone.

[@MintRutaceae]

42 seconds ago ... 2 views . someones popular.

[@howerlegend4458]

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