Conquering the Universe as SPORE's WORST Creature

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[@Xezian]

I love how progressively more depressed people sound and look the further into spore they get

[@burnin8able]

it really is funny how the game peaks in creature stage, and it's just downhill from there.

[@Greatduck777]

@@burnin8ableyeah, the “super fun and amazing” creature stage, my favorite stage! -help me-

[@burnin8able]

@@Greatduck777 never said it was a high peak. we're talking "ant pillar in the desert" peak, not Everest.

[@Greatduck777]

@@burnin8able yeah I was joking

[@anekdoche7055]

445@@burnin8able43 5555345555355555555455

[@fine_ol_chap]

There are two types of species that can conquer the universe. Those with the determination to change everything. And those who just stumble upon it by complete accident.

[@Bec-Son]

The latter 100% applies to joe rogan In every instance of him

[@Wurtoz9643]

This sound like something pulled straight out of Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

[@TheDonutMan3000]

​@@Wurtoz9643Joe Rogan is a Vogon confirmed

[@pedrodu3626]

No. Only one. The Grox

[@Triggernlfrl]

Species wich wil constant change evertyhing for the sake of changing will never leave the ground...

[@conboi124]

1:25 Joe's roading 16:23 Joe's probing

[@ashyywashyy6244]

What a surprise. "Martin" has conquered Iraq with another man made horror, just like he did in 2001.

[@jfk5263]

You think “he” supplied “schlatt” in 99

[@owenbrandon8370]

2003 actually

[@thatoneguyiii1003]

Nah, “I” “think” it was “a” “independent” “operation”

[@darthvitiate393]

@jfk5263 I would be surprised if "martin" didn't help "schlatt" in '99, I would also be surprised if "schlatt" didn't help "martin" in '03

[@Yeeter000]

2003*

[@GenuineGuitar56]

Kitty0706 reference at 1:45 Honoring a legend

[@xXXx__.__arthur__.__xXXx]

So many people of culture in the comments, I love it. 🥹

[@JayBeary]

Indeed rip kitty Ｔ＾Ｔ

[@Alex13501]

never forget!

[@panzerkorps213]

Gadget bomb refers to the first atomic bomb, gadget, which was 20KT and was detonated at the trinity testing site in NM

[@Blind_Hawk]

That's what I thought and Mart probably as well.

[@rebel6301]

didnt know it was referencing that, but i did know it was a nuclear bomb

[@Free-4554]

now we really destroying world with this one🔥🔥🔥

[@shody-mon4617]

Nooo the first atomic bomb was the one my great great grandfather did in the loo after curry night

[@Mets2015WorldSeries]

So what the us did is used the bigger bomb for testing and not one of the Japan bombings??

[@DrSteamy]

Holy shit, not even 2 minutes in and Mart hits us with a Kitty0706 reference. Fuck im old.

[@Skeejus]

I read your comment before watching, was like "who the fuck is that?" And then had a VISCERAL reaction to "get that motherfucker" fuck im old.

[@TheDumbTwin]

Uhh explain?

[@uwuowo8081]

​@@TheDumbTwingen alpha

[@Guilherme-fb7uz]

​@@TheDumbTwinthe reference in question happened at 1:45, it's a clip of kitty0706's (probably) most famous gmod animation, team fabulous 2, a historic piece of tf2 media, which still holds up to this day

[@MrFryhead957]

RIP Kitty0706

[@GMPisawesome117]

whenever i watch a mart video my brain erodes and i start chanting shit like frongus for half an hour

[@SlenderManIsGaming]

real

[@Marxon1134]

The hecking chromed out lizards that sing backwards are such a vibe, love them.

[@csabirares411]

I needed to re-read that a couple times to get it

[@m1lls706]

3:10, "Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make" - lord farquaad

[@seafire1900]

RIP Spore save system, you were terrible.

[@Void-Lizard]

Just noticed Mart's tie changes with his emotional state. Weird power, but you do you, king.

[@nebula1726]

"My Desert. My Iraq. My Dune" -Emperor Joe Rogan

[@xXXx__.__arthur__.__xXXx]

😭😭😭

[@Eriksen-wp3tv]

Arrakis = Iraqis

[@Aspencio]

LISAN AL GAIB

[@blarghonk2336]

Just so you know, you can painstakingly befriend the war crime species of the grox and become their allies, which will cause the entire rest of the galaxy to go to war with you

[@Niclap01]

Damn didn’t know that. The more you know

[@Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90]

Spore, a game that calls out to you after numerous years and you fall for its charms every time. Truly timeless.

[@davidjohnson4171]

Oh, the kitty0706 throwback, nostalgia and sorrow, a bittersweet combination, I need to watch Team Fabulous 2 again.

[@SaltedCoffee400]

Main spore civ stage exploits: 1. pick your nest next to water 2. Starting vehicles: Max speed capture every oil well. Khm I mean spice well 3. You can edit mid combat. Save several loudouts mobility, and fighting, get them in super fast change it. EZ blitz.... 4. Sell turrets just before they die, you get most of them money back and just replace them 5. This only happens with an absurd amount of luck. You get to live on a smaller island with a landlocked nation and you are trader. Keep that nation untill the very end trading with that one super fast gonna make more money then the ENTIRE planet. very usefull when a military faction takes half the planet and you need to fight tooth and nail.

[@Grab_N001]

1:45 Kitty reference. Fantastic. Team Fabulous 2 truly was peak gmod.

[@JVarley9001]

"Your grongus galactic has taken so much damage that it has been destroyed." Yeah that's the risk you take when you do CBT

[@Heresy_Enjoyer]

One whole point of IQ higher than previously. Truly an accomplishment for Australia!

[@bautispidey8864]

4:50 mart punched me so hard I got sent into a honkai star rail ad followed by a genshin impact ad

[@Sp00kq]

Everyone pray for this humans sanity

[@Blind_Hawk]

He really hates you.

[@meljunmercado220]

I got Honkai

[@bautispidey8864]

@@Blind_Hawk Yes he does

[@snakesan7724]

19:45 ROCK AND STONE!

[@deadpan904]

My favourite strategy at the beginning of Civilization stage was to get three land vehicles as soon as possible, and then capture all of spice sites, practically forcing other cities to stagnation. Edit: forgot about Creature Stage, where I would purposefully migrate to a nest that has just enough distance from the sea to become a coastal city, with that providing immediate flotilla to capture spice digs as a distraction and quick cash

[@derricksteele9329]

I love this guy so f****** much dude, the content is so clean and crisp

[@trentcard]

You even got the classic save loss. Awesome!

[@logancunningham9498]

"We need to modify our scrungus device" is a phrase that now lives rent free in my head

[@jesuschrist9136]

I have been playing spore every now and then since 2008, yet I had never seen the cutscenes for losing the tribal stage or the city stage. Thank you for showing me martin.

[@DaFlyingMarMar]

LMAO As I was loading this video I was like "Hello again" with the eye brow smirk and low and behold first thing you hear is "Hello Again"

[@itty_224]

this is a textbook example martinterventionist foreign policy

[@Delmworks]

Him taking so long to beat the CIV stage caused me more physical pain than whenever mart hears the word BOAT

[@LotarWc2]

That helicopter is the most orkiest thing I saw in non-ork related thing.

[@LeWafe]

Funny how spore did space travel better than starfield

[@Asian_Titan]

Joe Rogan truly is the universe's most advanced life-form.

[@avocadotoast6369]

Spore is the most frustrating type of game. The core premise of the game is sick and was revolutionary at the time, but its horrible bugs and lack of QoL features, and not to mention gameplay in the space age really drag it down. It's amazing so many people love it despite its flaws, which just goes to show that this game could have been even bigger if the game wasn't held together by hopes and duct tape.

[@maxthecreature4674]

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[@avocadotoast6369]

@@maxthecreature4674 I guess martin quitting because he lost 2 hours of progress due to a CTD was also a skill issue then

[@lowercase3635]

1:45 seeing a kitty0706 clip is why I love Martin so.

[@kerbalnaut_dirk-strider7267]

Mart casually discovering actual speedrun strats for spore lmao

[@propar_4269]

The fact that Martin referenced Team Fabulous 2… 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 beautiful

[@D00nkey]

30:31 This was the moment the game stopped being fun for him

[@thephantomgamer9462]

Finland doesn’t forget Mart…

[@TheXell]

I think this was the most JUSTified use of the Fraser Frog in Mart's career.

[@ag-workshop]

That team Fabulous 2 reference was amazing

[@michaelwesten4624]

imagine if they did spore again but with modern engines and graphics and hardware with less limitations

[@willb5278]

It'd fall victim to feature creep and either never get finished, piss people off with graphical limitations held to modern standards, or become and absolute PC melter.

[@Programmable_Rook]

Look into Elysian Eclipse

[@oshadow8325]

Honestly a build I found incredible in at least base onslaught is Nezarecs Sin with Fighting Lion, and the two Void Aspects that aren't Child of the Old Gods, I forget their names, with Scatter Grenades. It was actually doing amazing even with a Nezzy's sin I had pulled out of collections. So with a garbage roll.

[@Sam-bw1tl]

Rip kitty0706. Thanks Martin now I gotta watch team fabulous

[@sketchthespirit]

same

[@Das_Johnny]

Be Mart Gives us awesome Videos End with an Cliff Hanger Doesnt Eloborate and just leaves Based Mart

[@Gianski150]

I also quit playing Spore due to saving may crash your game and lose your progress. I remember not saving all the way through the space age, when I save. The game crashes and lost my entire save.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

1:24 I’m a -man- *unique* creature of diplomacy… I’m too friendly in spore.

[@xymaryai8283]

i love the duality of "skill issue" and "it happens to the best of us"

[@mitwhitgaming7722]

Not because I think you should hop on the bandwagon, because that's not what your channel is about, but I would love to see your chaotic editing style applied to a Helldivers video!

[@thatoneguyiii1003]

Well now’s he’s not gonna do it

[@CatNigga]

​@@thatoneguyiii1003good

[@uwuowo8081]

He should 100% not do it.

[@SocietyIsSoFucked]

@@uwuowo8081 He should 100% just do the first game

[@benjaminmuthafuckinking1115]

Eh give it 5-6 years and he’ll probably do it

[@Driftstudios01]

As a member of the tf2 community. I must say the inclusion of a clip from team fabulous 2 you have gained the community's respect.

[@Renegad3420]

Wanna know something funny? If you made it into space as a scientist race, you get access to the gravitation wave, a portable planet-surface killing superweapon with unlimited uses and a long cooldown.

[@jannikauth7406]

27:24 average american intervention directly followed by the british arriving in australia

[@sponge9553]

Easiest way to beat space stage is to get heat and cold ray the go to planet either freeze or burn it to uninhabited this insta kills everything on it then put it back to normal with the other ray and terraform the planet back to teir 3 using all the things you found on the planet

[@ThatOne6uy]

19:46 We’re rich!

[@alxporrini8563]

Bro. I nearly choked on my pizza laughing at the Team Fabulous 2 clip. You've made my night.

[@ghalko1169]

Red became the US, you touched their boats and the onslaught started

[@Awfulfeature]

I liked it when he wiped out an entire species without a second thought.

[@user_random1]

Buddy, you truly did it.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Spore is the only game that makes nuclear annihilation feels nice. Also, Carnivore-Predator-Aggressive-Military-Warrior sounds like the title of the biography of someone badass.

[@Grab_N001]

0:46 that still of Joe just staring kills me every time

[@dude-guy69]

The IQ of the beast has increased by a single point, HOORAY

[@Ky-Nas]

Playing Spore as a child is probably the only reason I know what an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile is. I find that very humorous.

[@CaptainSmackJ]

Did... Did he just make a Kitty0706 reference? Fucking goat. 1:48

[@kalandillon8320]

0:47 that actually caught me off guard.

[@SilentH812]

I must be a psychopath cause when I played this game and it came time to conquer the galaxy, I opted to commit ecological terrorism and just freeze or heat the planet until EVERYTHING died. Many galactic civilizations and species met their end this way.

[@asparagusoffice]

I literally booted up spore during this video to revisit, it crashed in the exact same way good times

[@crazed.sewer_rat]

this one’s called “war crime”, *interesting*

[@owenwagner463]

Finland remembers mart

[@grink_coolhoznik]

4:19 It's the most American car that I've ever seen

[@ChefBlueman]

jeo rogan is love, jeo rogan is life

[@notsusanna7485]

Forget about Finland, Martin. Spode beckons thee.

[@andrewfraser7818]

mart, as sombody that also has the worst luck imaginable i feel your pain in every day life...

[@TheChronova]

"crimson village?" you bet your ass it'll be crimson when *i'm* done with it

[@ydiesel2214]

21:31-21:40 So nice of Martin to provide free intergalactic healthcare to the neighboring colonies.

[@DarkonFullPower]

1:45 Man I didn't need tears today. Rest in peace Kitty0706

[@rainworldangell]

1:46 TEAM FABULOUS 2 MENTIONED!!!! RIP KITTY0706

[@perryborn2777]

Man, I keep trying to watch this as I go to sleep at night, and I am now on my third (fourth?) attempt to finish the video Man, it's funny, but I'm just always so damn tired at night

[@filipers2124]

Not even 5 sec into the video and I see martin senting 30tons of freedom into some random city😂

[@datatronx]

Team fabulous 2 reference, immediately +10 Rip kitty

[@Makimars]

I swear, this is like the tenth time I saw Ambiguous Amphibian and Martin play the same game around the same time. The two froggy bois confuse me a lot.

[@NathanBrown-z7o]

The last Civilization game I played Gandhi used WMD on Roman Empire after 1 nuke back game over almost made it to space before save file died.

[@wyattarbogast6339]

I love the sonic background music 😁

[@Blind_Hawk]

Now the entire universe has to listen to Joe Rogan grunts.

[@jakelancaster6178]

Finland calls Martin. You cannot escape. You just drive...

[@rentin7]

thank you for the kitty0706 "get that motha fucka" homage i miss kitty ;(

[@ryleeculla5570]

Average day on dustbull 1:46

[@thebugbear9198]

Dustbull best bad tf3 map better than tuefort and even goodwater

[@gaxyhunter2205]

Absolute genius tactic to turn your land vehicle into the Gun Devil as soon as it’s on site

[@bruhgod123]

The Scrungo device was made using experimental nanotechnology that allows it to shapeshift.

[@prod.byjoker3778]

Mart unironically creating a ship from treasure planet at 15:38

[@joshfontaine]

I have truly never seen anyone lose civilization stage even once

[@aaroncordner4943]

I don't think that the miles your tanks made count for Finland, Mart.

[@grunner7557]

10:17 the return of the B O A T

[@sirbeanlord6183]

19:45 ROCK AND STONE

[@Deep-fried-mouse]

I love this video with “jogan rogan.” 10/10

[@TheDefectiveAI]

Just goes to show, if you drop Joe Rogan in Iraq, he'll wind up conquering the planet.

[@Greem-x7b]

As you can see from the last videos thumbnail, he increased from 4 to 5 iq

[@sykaax]

I think he is arab right? He is my favorite arab

[@brysonfrank6476]

Joe Rogan abducting Deer Man is unbelievably fitting.

[@alialacorvere7098]

19:45 rock and stone!

[@karasugaming_6981]

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!

[@almightysamwhich4203]

Finland never forgets mart.

[@Sloth416]

21:19: D I A G N O S E A M P U T A T E A N D C O A G U L A T E M A L I G N A N T S .