Conversations Every Couple Has

[@anonymous5t565]

There's 3 stages of a romantic relationship 1: I like you 2: I love you 3: WHY ARE YOU BREATHING SO LOUD!?

[@SlickRieck]

I start with 3 and if they can't figure it out they don't make it to the other 2

[@anonymous5t565]

@@SlickRieck I forgot: "Answer your phone or I'll spam you!"

[@rayjohnson2387]

The 3 rings...the engagement ring...the wedding ring...and the suffering

[@ShadesofSage]

IN THAT ORDER🤣🤣🤣!

[@laurashivers9682]

So true🤣

[@nataliejames1964]

"You just need something sharp like a knife or some kind of stabning weapon." That's my favorite line in the video 😆😆😆

[@gmunden1]

LOL. It got a bit dark when he said this. 😅😅😅

[@michaelritchie5303]

Just watched this and thought the same thing!😀

[@SIllyPots]

The actor with the hair and the eyebrows - She’s obviously talking about Bradley Cooper

[@Christinamariamuller]

🤣😂🤣😂Yeeessss

[@billfreeman5914]

Or Eugene Levy 🤣🤣

[@lindamann5858]

Yep! Silver Linings 👍

[@bellasingh9541]

Idk what y’all talking about

[@jirafstudio]

Or Nicolas Cage.

[@johntabler349]

"You pick " is one of the 7 most feared things a wife can say to her husband

[@paigeturner4425]

I wanted to disagree, then I remembered that I am the husband in this marriage, and my guy is the wife

[@daniellemark5110]

@@paigeturner4425 omg me too lol

[@saradirksen7711]

Pro tip: ask her where she thinks you picked. Take her to the first thing she says

[@e-dubbses403]

Lmao 😂 Facts

[@HisameArtwork]

I never let my husband pick...or if I do it's from a short list of options...like the irianian and american elections. technically it's a democracy and he is free.

[@charlottehudson4147]

You know y’all are so right about these things

[@John_Be]

Right? She sees the colorful lights and the music "This is how we do it" plays in the background and she walks in yelling PARTY!!! Then everyone starts running out screaming and she is like "Don't worry I danced with a few of them." End scene PSA for don't be a DA!

[@mattkmoch2895]

We don’t close the cabinets because when we do we get yelled at that it makes too much noise. Same for front door. It’s a courtesy.

[@charlottehudson4147]

John B yes vibes

[@charlottehudson4147]

Matt kmoch oh so relatable

[@jaypritchett6846]

*Are my hubby and I that special, that we’ve been married for almost 4 years and we’ve had only 2 of these fights?* lol *I love my hubby!!!* 🥰😘❤️❤️❤️

[@1979France]

“I’m ME and I’m using MY memory!”

[@jenniferbates2811]

Excatly!!

[@carolynlunel9382]

Hahaha EXACTLY!

[@julianndavis9415]

I have literally said exactly that to my husband.

[@jenniferbates2811]

@@julianndavis9415 omfg!!

[@SpeakNowTVSwiftie13]

I was watching that part when I read this comment

[@jenniferwilson2838]

First one in and I’m already laughing because I am exactly like this! My husband is shocked about how accurate this is and relieved that after 22 years married he finally knows he is not alone!

[@kmechwarrior1684]

It's a stereotype for a reason :)

[@TheRealMythril]

All the girls know the guy with the hair, eyebrows and with Jennifer Lawerence was Liam Hemsworth!!!

[@theawillcox210]

Yes!

[@madzmado]

Um no I thought it was Bradley Cooper

[@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934]

Either one.... mmmmm, yummy.

[@mysavescgf2640]

My late husband and I used to have all of these conversations! He NEVER used to close cabinets or drawers...and our conversations about the “movie with the blonde who was in that thing” were just like that! Loved the thing about what do you want for dinner, also! Very cute.

[@robbymounce5764]

“Yeah, but you haven’t picked the right one yet “ lol! 🤣 ❤

[@BRxRanger]

Now looking for the cameras in our house.

[@susangrande8142]

Karl Taylor I’m looking for the hidden microphones in mine...😜😄

[@camillafutsther274]

Me too !

[@laurad3497]

When the heat is above 85 outside, all the flies come in our house. It’s ridiculously annoying. I swear every time an exterior door opens, five flies.

[@coolmoon4382]

I thought it was just me.. The Flies and Mosquitoes this year are Crazy.

[@divania25]

I am so glad other people are experiencing this and it isn't just my house! My husband and I are constantly killing flies. So gross.

[@wayneeddy3261]

They're just trying to cool off too..😜

[@jennifertilus4890]

Female Flies can also lay eggs in cool dark places clothes to crumbs and then you have hidden larva in your house til they form a cocoon like thing and turn into a fly. 🤢 yeah it happens

[@RockerH2526]

The portal to hell has been opened in our kitchen. So many flies.

[@kep6967]

I thought my husband was the only one who didn't close cabinets!

[@glenn2407]

Ma’am. Sorry but I’m also a husband and I can tell you that none of us are physically capable or remembering to close a cabinet. Even if we built said cabinets. But, there is hope. We now have the slow closing kind that can be open for a while then they slowly just close on their own. Or my wife comes behind me and does it. I’m not sure.

[@tvshowsnmovies1234]

@@glenn2407 my dad closes cabinets

[@erinkaufman6363]

scatterbrained female here who forgets to close them.

[@lolalove1555]

I can relate! My husband hates when I don't breakdown the boxes.

[@docmus]

Hey, who has been bugging my place and passing the recordings on to the Holdernesses?

[@brandybaker7499]

My fiancé and I JUST HAD the closing cabinets talk. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one out there pulling out my hair over it.

[@HisameArtwork]

why is your fiance permitted access to the kitchen?! so what if he's starving. dinner will be ready when it's ready.

[@benjaminmateles1353]

@@HisameArtwork Because it’s his kitchen too. And what if he’s cooking. I hope that you’re kidding because you are really dumb.

[@jillhensley4919]

Same here! What is the deal with closing a cabinet?

[@briansmith48]

It could have been ghost. 👻

[@christins.1481]

Gonna be married 19 years this September 21st. This video is very accurate.

[@carolynlunel9382]

Just showed my hubby..it's soo PERFECT 😂😂and sent to my daughter & son in law..this is a classic!! Thanks for all the laughs at a time when we all really need them!

[@emmyrosenb160]

the second one made me laugh the hardest because my mom did that same thing. she said “it’s about this guy who does this thing”

[@BethanyKay]

Yes we have so many flies in our house right now! Tis the season!

[@DM-ct8gq]

I hate them! The flies i. e.

[@lovpizza1320]

Thank you that's the biggest argument my husband I have is he leaves every cupboard open every door open he has no commitment to push it completely closed!!! It's nice to know that someone else has the same problem so we know it's not brain injury.

[@riverfalls8320]

bugasalt

[@kray3883]

You need some pinguiculas. Or VFT for larger flies.

[@nicolepettit5120]

We just had fly season about that time too. It’s followed by big spider season.

[@arandomperson1706]

We have like 5 flies in our kitchen alone. *Someone* has been leaving the doors open again!!!

[@augustusgreen7881]

Can you do a skit when Rona mentions large parties in colleges and universities

[@emmyrosenb160]

yes they should

[@hallmarkaddict8455]

You literally said this comment like 3 different times. They get it. Once should be enough.

[@cathleenmutnick6857]

EXACT conversations we have every day! OMG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anniebertolini724]

The flies might be due to all the cupboards that are left open or the bin lid not being able to close with all the boxes not flattened-ha, ha

[@Greens5511]

OH MY GOSH....I didn't know where you were going with asking if he was injured....LOL.....shutting things.....okay so I stopped the video to say this...it made me laugh out loud!!! Please tell me later in this video you go into shutting lights off....we go off the rails on shutting lights off....so NOW he shuts them off while I am in the room clearly using them ....SMH!

[@hollymurray61]

There seems to be more flies than normal this summer, just another reason to hate 2020. You guys make me laugh everyday, thank you!

[@CelesteTuman]

No, I love 2020:)

[@caddycallaghan]

We have flies too and we are in winter/spring Melbourne!! Eeeeew

[@ashleylyn821]

Omg, I was just saying how bad its been this year compared to last. I am over this 2020 BS. #ronagoaway

[@Thalymor]

Omg! My house is infested and I cannot figure out where they're coming from! It's driving me nuts!

[@KayElayempea]

We had trouble with yellow jackets getting in our house in the summer of 2020.

[@laiab-p2009]

You guys have made my quarentine so much better...love you all

[@ULearnMagic]

This is the best thing for couple’s therapy ever lol 😂

[@stacyhigginson170]

"You've seen this" "I've never seen this" "I never went there, you must have went with an ex" Definitely my husband and I 🤣

[@dganley34]

Lol

[@h3llrayzor59]

The first part with what to have for dinner was spot on 1,000% accurate. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jodi6870]

Omg!!! The flys!!! Dealing with the same problem in my house in Georgia! I counted 6 at one point buzzing under my ceiling fan. They're little flys. Bought a small bug zapper. Zapped 4.

[@livinglifebarefoot]

The flies are EVERYWHERE! We have 3 in our house right now.

[@princessagatha9991]

But who turns down Thai food? Any married couple knows the answer to “Do you want Thai?” Is always “YES!”

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Now I want Thai food.

[@DevilTrojanChic]

I'm not a big Thai fan...

[@princessagatha9991]

@@DevilTrojanChic Ah well, nobody's perfect. I’m sure that doesn’t make you an entirely terrible person. Mostly sure. Like, 68% sure.

[@headlibrarian1996]

Especially if it has crazy levels of heat. Chili peppers for the win!

[@mailesmith168]

Lol that’s so true except sometimes I say no because I’m the tightwad. That’s the only reason I ever say no to it!

[@heatherwasak3113]

Oh my gosh. I am laughing so hard. These have been the same convos my hubby and I have. Especially the breaking down of boxes.

[@ginafriend1690]

The day in the life of more couples than you'd wish for, and not just going through this virus 😣

[@markbrown9838]

Loved this video, it's so true, especially the part about trying to decide what to eat. We usually have that discussion in the car and end up driving all over town before deciding. When you were talking about Napa I was thinking that Penn was somehow going to turn that into NAPA Auto Parts. I guess that may be the first thing that males think about when they hear Napa. It is for me.

[@nadinejonah4339]

We all have the same kinds of conversations -- roommates, friends, coworkers. It's universal.

[@rose.vanginkel]

That's me talking to my employees about the cupboards and boxes XD is this a professional working environment or a kindergarten? I'm not sure

[@lauraarldt8139]

I have had EVERY one of these conversations with my hubby! But to his credit, this whole quarantine bit has helped him learn he CAN empty the dishwasher!!!🤣🤣🤣 And Yes about the flies....🙄🙄🙄

[@allymichelle2255]

The boxes in the recycling convo is SO REAL!!

[@nadaleenbrady8183]

Omg so true I ask my husband what he'd like to eat and he will say anything!

[@HILDAWIN1]

My husband will say, I don't know. I ask him how do I fix I don't know.

[@HisameArtwork]

well he better comit to that. kale and blanched chicken it is.

[@tjturner3916]

OMG the movie conversation has actually happened at my house! My poor husband... I'm all "you know, the guy!" He has no idea because he has no information or context. 🤣 So funny.

[@princessKayluh]

The last part about the dishwasher was so accurate.

[@justjenny1325]

Those are also our biggest fights too. Especially the dinner one! Lol

[@katstealskat]

I’m getting ready for my first day of seventh grade,online learning! Wish me luck

[@Sara-mo5xi]

Lots of luck. Be safe!!!!!

[@Sara-mo5xi]

Hope you don't have to go into school for anything!

[@Lawrence330]

Good luck, you can do it! It's good practice anyway, about half of my college degree was done with online classes and the rest on campus.

[@tje5553]

Hope you did well...buttttttttt how did you end up on this video

[@katstealskat]

I don’t know 😀

[@sylviag3576]

The flies drive our shitzu crazy.if barking could kill them, I would be sweeping them up but apparently flies can’t hear, but neither can hubby when I am talking😂

[@jenikirk4513]

The boxes are so spot on. 😂

[@sandy-ke1kr]

I can totally relate to all of it, especially the movie part where he states he has never seen it and he has. My hubby is the same way. He does that with conversations too. We will have a full conversation about something and later when I mention it again,he will say, that I never told him. Drives me crazy.

[@FruityHachi]

whenever you watch a movie together, just write it down on a paper or spreadsheet or whatever, to keep track of it

[@49lucky]

Yes I've noticed more flies. Are they the food for monster hornets. Is something rounding them up lololol. You guys are so darn funny...

[@augustusgreen7881]

Can you do a skit when Rona be the teacher at a virtual school?

[@dreamgirrrl9]

Dude this was funny AF 😹 When you asked the million dollar question "what’s for dinner?" I died!🤣🤣 I related to just about every scenario, altho in my house some of those are reversed. Omg I'm totally sharing this w/ my hubby!

[@JessieMouse8]

Hahaha These are too funny. Deciding the food and a movie are totally my husband and I. And yesssss with the open cabinets! Why do they leave them open?! 😂

[@GalenGreenlaw]

This is so absolutely spot on.... Thanks...

[@eddydiaz2001]

I thought it was just us that had those conversations. 😂😂😂 It's fun cause we are bilingual and still use the same words. Lol. Groovy!

[@apriltini]

That is my husband: swears he's never seen a movie, but we were together in our own house watching it!!! He also can't close cabinet doors and drawers, so we got soft close doors and drawers which fixed the problem. Disappointing I can't slam them now when I'm mad at him. And HE doesn't break down boxes! Or turn off the lights! Ugh!

[@a.klarkeheinecke2385]

These are so spot on! If my husband is not in the house I do not see cabinet doors once they have served their function of being opened to allow me to get at what is inside. If it were up to me, every item in the house would be hanging on the walls where I could see it.

[@katherinepollock]

You guys are so great! Personally, I think that this works for both couples and families considering the conversations I have at home lol 😂

[@JSSBBB]

I love watching your videos. Thank you for taking the time and making the effort with these. You are both so clever and witty.

[@jyi5506]

Hi guys! You’re so funny. Thank you, all, for the laughter-I guess that makes ya good for my soul! :D btw: flies are known to make a mad dash indoors before it rains. A senior lady taught me that one day when I was asking the same question: Why are all these flies coming in here? Turns out, she knew. Much love from Massachusetts! Be well.

[@yeseniamoura6682]

Haha so accurate, except my husband and I have reversed almost everything. Love your content.

[@aliciafredes22]

Exactly the same contradictions, only some subjects are all the way opposite with my husband. I leave doors open and he doesn't fold boxes!

[@deborahransome6265]

Love you guys! You ALWAYS bring a smile to my face and a “feel good” to my heart ❤️

[@ValinLadi1994]

"How about this one the guy has hair". LOL!!!! That was great!!! Yes I totally have been trying to figure out where our flies have been coming from. Thought it was only us. Love to know others have experiencing the same thing!!

[@angelawatson7938]

Flies are in my house too! My dog likes to chase them. 🤣😂

[@Chloe-th4pq]

Flies are literally taking over my house!

[@clarascats1365]

Same but ants aswell

[@Chloe-th4pq]

YES!

[@Lawrence330]

@@clarascats1365 Get some Terro liquid ant traps. Our neighbor recommended them to us, we had them coming in from every window sill. It was crazy.

[@clarascats1365]

Lawrence thanks! Do you know if they’re available in Australia?

[@Lawrence330]

www.amazon.com.au/s?k=terro+ant+killer+liquid+ant+baits&sprefix=terro+ant&ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_9

[@sunseekermama]

OMG! I thought I was the only one with a husband who doesn't know how to shut cabinet doors!

[@susangrande8142]

kelly kurvink uhh, no; mine must have gone to the same school for husband training as your husband and Penn....

[@NerfThisBoardGames]

Solve the food arguement, she says : "idk you pick" counter with "Naming 3 rapid fire : I want Chinese, BBQ, or pizza" She can veto one, or pick one.

[@rjross9091]

This reminds me of my mom and dad😂 especially the one in the car

[@tracysweatt5401]

This is so my husband and I! I swear, we legit live parallel lives. My husband is Mr ADHD, and in or going 50 places at once despite it being physically impossible, and I’m the anxiety riddled mom with OCD that just needs five minutes (even though that is wayyyyyyy too little) to just have no one needing or wanting something from or of me. 🙈🙊

[@troytexx]

True story. I've had every one of these conversations with several of my ex's and can vouch for the authenticity of this video. 😂😂

[@codichester2158]

The amazing supportive but passive aggressive cabinet closing is the best

[@singinggrass187]

You are SO funny and SO creative and SO talented! You’ve done an incredible job keeping us (and SO many others!!) feeling positive and hopeful during this incredible mess in our country. We love and appreciate you more than words can convey...and yes! my hubby and I recognize these conversations!! 🥰😂🤣😂🤣🥰

[@lindabarnes4128]

The universal "yep" -- you nailed it for couples!! We're all kindred spirits in the game of marriage, but you two make it so entertaining! Even the troublesome parts become fun...well, kind of...😉😁

[@SallySkellington84]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so my marriage!! I swear especially when it comes to food!! Majority of our fights is literally what we are eating for dinner!

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

Was off news and youtube for over 2 weeks. Just caught up on the news. Also, might actually have caught covid from air travel. Majorly bummed from both news and covid chance. Then remembered! Holderni! Instant day brightener. Pro tip: just quick scan the news. Always wear mask and social distance (I did btw but got too close to peeps who didn’t), and drink lots of fluids and take vitamins. And ALWAYS ALWAYS FULLY view Holderness vids!

[@Christinamariamuller]

You all deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for marriages. Your videos definitely save mine. I laugh instead of getting mad.

[@hillorisartin6129]

The dinner conversation was so me and my husband!!

[@brianscott3541]

Another great video! The dinner conversation and the dishes situation have both definitely been lived. (Just slide that plate on the counter.)😂😂

[@jilljones4488]

I just love this particular video since it hits the nail on the head. Thanks for keeping us entertained during this Covid-19 pandemic. I look forward to lots more daily life moments and representations.

[@cdnstacey]

Oh my goodness, the cabinet doors! I thought my husband was the only one who did this. I will say he's a million times better than when we were dating and he had his own place. He now closes them about 99% of the time. I'm actually a bit relieved to hear it's not just me having this conversation. :-) Keep up the great videos!

[@thatweirdokelly]

The “Eww” at the end was so perfect!

[@TheBlestmomof2]

Holy crap! 😂 My husband has not closed a door, a drawer, or a cabinet in over 30 years! It drives me insane!👍👍😂😂

[@shaynaformity1384]

I had about 10 flies in my apartment! I don't know how they get in - I was isolating, not even going into the hall of my building, and the weather was so gross my A/C was running all day... so frustrating! I broke my flyswatter trying to get them all. :-( Eventually the remaining ones died, but then another batch started up a couple weeks later. This time, the hardware store was open, so I got some of that disgusting flypaper. The flies Completely Ignored the flypaper, and just kept buzzing around. Grrrrr!

[@BramptonGardener]

I vaccum them up.

[@kanashiiookami6537]

"That guy with the hair in that thing" guess couples aren't on the same wave length as siblings or parents and children? Because I say that and the others are like "oh! You mean the one with the eyebrows? Played Doctor Who? Peter Capaldi? Love him" (or some such exchange depending on who you're talking to/about.)

[@FruityHachi]

apparently not 😂 me and my dad are pretty good at reading each other’s minds, interesting is that my mom with my dad isn’t that good at it and she looks at me and my dad like how do we do that? 😂

[@scottbrown6305]

There are at least 10,000 movies that my wife swears I’ve seen that I have absolutely no recollection of. Add that to the 250,000 books that she swears I’ve read and I am possibly one of the most well-versed in modern pop culture people there is.

[@augustusgreen7881]

Can you do a skit when Rona mentions college football being canceled for 2020

[@IntoTheSunset369]

Omg the cabinets and the boxes 🤣🤣🤣 the struggle is real 🙌🏻

[@FrecklesNCW]

SO MANY flies in my house right now. I've resorted to hanging fly strips. When it gets hot and dry I swear they wait by the door for it to open so they can come in.

[@Manders160]

Lots of flies this year! That's another conversation we have continually, often caused by the "close the door" conversation with our kids.

[@dkay2241]

LOL!!! So true! I have these conversations not only with my Honey but also with my adult college kids. Ugh! We have flies and wasp. We live on a farm so I expect this. We purchased a fly zapper that is shaped like a tennis racket. I can now go around the house pretending to play tennis 🎾 and kill flying bugs. A double win!

[@knittingdoula]

I was literally going bonkers this morning about all the cabinets being left open. I feel so attacked. 😂

[@Sarahssafespace]

I never knew getting married was basically arguing about what to eat for dinner for the rest of your life. Daily struggle lol

[@pamyuhnke8143]

Omg i totally have flies too!!!! I thought it was just me!

[@jamesmerfen]

Yes, I have so many flies in my house right now!

[@sheem.2450]

🤣 So true!!!!!! Every argument Corey and I ever had.

[@tiffanysimmons3528]

The flies here are INSANE right now!!!! So glad to know it's not just me

[@nour8683]

Omg!! The boxes !! I thought it was only me 🤣😂

[@chriswyatt203]

You are right about the flies. They are everywhere this year! Must be a 2020 thing.

[@JillVic]

London UK seems to have also attracted swarms of hungry mosquitoes too, judging by the record number of bites I have had this year, beaten only by Hungary at same time of year!!

[@sarahrowe5754]

In California, I can't open the doors because of the smoke- so where did the flies come from?!

[@butterflyjessica1]

Its minus 17•C here and I found a fly yesterday in the house. Where the hell did it come from?? 😂

[@RIDETHESUNSHINE]

"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. " Josh Billings. . . . . We love your whole family! Boop, and Will