Cops Opened His Trunk & Everything Changed

[@spriggs999]

he's being so aggressive but friendly and cooperative at the same time. roller coaster of emotions

[@longdongle0026]

that's the nature of the blacks

[@jadedjene8786]

Cocaines a hell of a drug

[@TheOfficialDjProduct]

@@jadedjene8786 lol classic

[@elizabethgudgeon3395]

Tis the drugs

[@MrSqurk]

My exact thoughts. He was nice and beligeratant, hostile and friendly. All at the same time.

[@RealTuckered]

Transporting $100k in drugs while drinking and driving, swerving and having no license or insurance. A real pro.

[@TheActright]

that shit is at most 18k at full retail its about $50 a gram

[@RustyReaper23]

@@TheActright in Canada u can sell a key for 80k bruh

[@sari-kitty]

Exactly. He's going to owe a big debt to someone else unless he snitched on them lol.

[@sari-kitty]

As Yo Gotti once said in a song: "I want $30k for a bird $22k for a duck. A ducks a fake bird man it's mixed with that cut. Them quackin ass ninjas need to stfu." That's from: Lantana "All Hustle No Luck" one of my favorite jams. Lol

[@russell-di8js]

People he works for probably asked him about the car a dozen times but he's so desperate for the $$$$ & whatever else he lied his dumb little head off, big problems ahead little fellow!!!

[@Poowheat]

So glad you censored the coke. My pure eyes wouldn’t be able to take the horror.

[@danstrayer111]

yeah what the hell is that all about? Can't show drugs on YT?

[@AvanniNyc]

@@danstrayer111 the risk of demonetization

[@ehsanahmed9023]

the video wouldve been demonetized otherwise

[@ehsanahmed9023]

@@tommyebay well take it up with youtube then its there rules, not much we can do about it

[@Zildawolf]

@@danstrayer111they got really crappy ai now combing through stuff now. Same reason some channels are blurring the WORD fuck in the subtitles without actually censoring the audio

[@TheGamingMantis2023]

Aggressive, Friendly, Cooperating, Frustrating, Hilarious, Truthful, this guy is the best criminal ever frr

[@Tam0de]

That title made me think there was a body in the trunk.

[@Mattyiice22]

Me too

[@Just_livelife]

Me too

[@TheRealEthanC]

@@Tam0de the reason I clicked

[@RobbertsTravelGuides]

Exactly!

[@fleonard4]

same

[@RGB06084]

Him walking in the station bent over like that makes this the funniest bodycam video I have seen.

[@ThatCrazyRCGuy67]

@@RGB06084 Lol..i know..i was WAiting for them to carry his "GOOFY @$$)

[@ndontworryaboutit7872]

“You’re going like that now.”

[@Titus213-xc7pi]

Diddy style😂

[@RGB06084]

@@Titus213-xc7pi Lol!

[@Jabawokky]

Hahaha frrr that’s how Russian prisoners look

[@andreass.2654]

Calling the cop a rookie but getting busted over traffic infractions.

[@Rewster68]

It's hard for them to drive when the seats laid all the way back! 🤣

[@andreass.2654]

@@Rewster68 And drunk/stoned.

[@highdesertbiker]

Ya never give this man drugs to deliver

[@Cyberdactyl]

He just be livin' the stereotype and cruising with an IQ of around 90.

[@bauhnguefyische667]

@@highdesertbiker I don’t think Loyd’s of London would insure that😂

[@Breaktheatm]

Officer: you stuck? 🤨 Him: “yeaa😒”. 😂😂😂

[@TheKimmyomy]

The funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😂

[@TeeTV22]

THIS shit was funny!!!!!

[@diamondcupcakess]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Glum1964]

“I live right down the street….Every policeman here know me..” 5 seconds later: “I ain’t from around here, I don’t know these streets …..I’m from Chicago.” 😂😂 Dude, at least keep your lies straight for 3 seconds!!

[@finchvalor]

Dude c'mon don't be racist that's not cool. Black people can't help that so why judge them for that? Plus they're called white lies since White people have agency. Like if a White person goes to prison, he or she did something to deserve it. If a Black person goes to prison, he or she is there because of racism through no agency of their own. It's just racism and white supremacy that put them there. You know?

[@Saanonymous80]

See, I'm using the map

[@BioniqBob]

He did, 5 is more than 3. But he will get more than 3 to 5.

[@karlshuler1011]

He knew he screwed up. That is the brain of an uneducated fool, not even street smart. Desperate to come up with anything

[@Score4mee]

Definitely from Chicago tho

[@file.c6]

he keeps calling everyone goofy but he’s the one stuck bent over all goofy😹

[@LordChromeGaming]

Already in the position xD

[@kamoperations]

fr bro i was creasing so hard when he did that xd

[@ethan8532]

He’s gettin ready for Bubba

[@kawikadee9670]

@@ethan8532 Bubba's brother going to be mad that his coke is all gone.

[@kawikadee9670]

@@Ontheroxxwithsalt That must be low.

[@threedglassez4408]

Bruh was rude and polite at the same time 😂

[@_A.K_]

some duality of man shit going on there

[@BoujeeBlackipina]

​@@_A.K_Nothing manly about that hood booger

[@87MsNUNU]

He was being Nice/Nasty 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maximus2530]

Dude that was a weird one for me, i am applying for the police so im watching how good officers handle difficult people on youtube. I was like man that one would have thrown me for a loop a little bit, Only on the being nice to one officer in holding and not the other scenario4.

[@Telamakis]

Saying bruh at a traffic stop should be a felony Typing at a misdemeanor

[@wickerxo4483]

Bro was in good shape tho lol

[@SharodHead]

@@wickerxo4483 1st thing I said when his jacket came off.

[@shmell918]

yeah hot lol too bad he’s a coke head

[@xxeditmaniaxx]

@@shmell918 bros a plug, no one that just does coke is going to be riding around causally with 100 grand in coke.

[@shmell918]

@@xxeditmaniaxx obviously he’s selling but also clearly on drugs as well

[@ozzyozzy4761]

He's got a prison body you fools! All upper body no lower. 99% of guys in prison that work out only work out their upper body. And Randy is obviously no stranger to doing time.😂

[@jaykirizz219]

2:11 “you do your thing, idgaf bout that car. Go head and search” *pops the trunk* 2:37 “ayyy don’t do that man” 💀

[@Evergreen1400]

No he was asking him how’d he do that he said he had the car for months and couldn’t figure out how to open it from in there 😂

[@justintime753]

​@@Evergreen1400lol no he was scared and didn't want it open. That was him trying to play it off.

[@Evergreen1400]

@@justintime753 na he said he’s had the car 9 months and didn’t know how to pop the trunk from the inside the officer then says that’s a cool way to pop it.

[@johnellis8468]

​@Evergreen1400 the guy was dumb as hell

[@Catch_Kelly8]

​@Evergreen1400 just cuz he said that you really believe him? Lol. @justintime753 is right. Homeboy got scared they were going to find what they did and he was tryna play it off and distract them.

[@joeoleary9010]

"Every police officer know me." That's a shocker.

[@Nightcrawl7]

he didnt even say that if you listen closely

[@stringlarson1247]

Then he sez "I ain't from aroun here tho . . .". uh-huh.

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

He's the best singer. He has choir practice after school where he is studying to be an engineer.

[@glockinterlude]

@@Nightcrawl7 What does he say?

[@GiGi_to_3]

@@Nightcrawl7 0:37 He said every police officer out here know me. What part did we all miss?? Then he said he's not from around there. Then he said he live up the street. He is either a terrible liar or he is senile & can't remember much 😂😂

[@stansbruv3169]

Back to prison Randy.

[@Ebolacrash]

Randy b keepin it realz tho

[@bendalton5221]

for a long long time.... he hit the big time with the combo of all of that, plus he's a felon so that's federal now.... unless he can roll over on some bigger drug dealer

[@JohnTheOne-nd7vn]

Randy is not a very good criminal.

[@Cyberdactyl]

Since he's a "habitual criminal" means a felon. My guess he'll probably get somewhere between 120 and 144 months.

[@robertk2007]

Randy got busted by a rookie 😂

[@CrisTina-tp2jg]

What a lovely Officer who approached the man so nicely, politely and had such a lovely tone.

[@escrows]

Gotta be one of the funniest arrests I've seen in a while. Dude hog tied himself trying to slip the cuffs 😂

[@seanbryant2905]

🤣🤣🤣

[@skyweezynU]

Lmaoo😂 literally

[@Danij694]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ipkeez]

😂😂😂

[@MFnMelaroni]

That was hilarious

[@OSoU812]

Rookie? Rookies drive around dirty at 3 AM with a half pound of coke and a gun in their Dora The Explorer backpack.

[@Angen77]

he's such a professional, gotten arrested more time than that rookie has made arrests... he should give professional classes on how to properly be arrested..

[@ericweiler6571]

Rookie? Sheeeet. He been arrested million times, maaaaan.

[@chhansen9813]

CORRECTION: Over 3/4 of lb

[@ericweiler6571]

@@chhansen9813 1/2 a pound, 3/4 of a pound. What the hell is the difference. It's like that saying: Wherever you find 3 priests there's always a fourth around. In other words, these guys might be caught with 1/2 POUND, but I guarantee they've got the other 1/4 lb

[@reddi672]

😂😂

[@esho6460]

Telling the cop “let me see first” when he’s getting his pockets searched is crazy 😂

[@gelliebeane6789]

😂😂😂

[@ShaeVibess1010]

INSANEEEE😭

[@Faithintheunseen92]

Right lol 😂

[@larrychambers1388]

😂😂😂😂😂 got rolling 😂😂😂

[@CynthiaBurgessNJ]

LOL that was only funny part. I guess drugs be having you straight up tripin'

[@Anonymousgirl_38]

Hahahhaha. "That's not the guy on the street you're talking to. Your guy is still out there" 😅😅😅 thats epic!

[@darkwoodforest3510]

That's one of the most respectful police forces I have ever seen

[@chocolatechips1776]

They were incredibly cool and kind!

[@I.no.ah.guy57]

And Randy had the nerve to be so disrespectful and acting all hard, when he got caught doing dumb stuff while driving HOTTTT 🤣🤣🤣 but it's okay, he's just mad he got got and was trying to act like he wasn't bothered 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@Wind_Rapport]

being stuck in that postition is fucking hilarious

[@ritakennedy3138]

Has he no pride?

[@kat050107]

That's why he was so mad at that cop. He knew he humiliated himself and he needed to get some of that control back.😂😂😂

[@cheekymonkey9997]

Who's the goofy one now huh?

[@bloominflowers6766]

Randy will be stuck in a lot more "goofy " positions on those lonely nights in prison when his 350 pound cell mate wipes that dry Kool-Aid powder and his lips and puts the mop head over his hair !

[@H3gamer360]

He’s gonna be stuck in that position alright 😂. Stuck as in poked with something 😂

[@isaackurtz6905]

Saying every police officer knows you is the first red flag

[@macfou144]

@@isaackurtz6905 he a rat

[@iiTzTice]

That's exactly what I said, "And you're proud of that?" lol

[@ItsBrittany.]

Right! Thats a bad look lol

[@wilks-]

He said that and then I’m not from around here pretty much in the same sentence 😂

[@ItsBrittany.]

@@wilks- right!! 😂😂😂😂

[@DipsSauce7388]

I have to admire how well they handled this stop. Well done guys, a fine example for all!

[@bzetu101]

It's never a flex when "Every Police Officer" knows you Randy🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Allfaxnocaps]

He said he ain’t even from around there either

[@pmoneylohan]

You don’t get it huh?

[@marcuswilliams5255]

I mean, if you know cops in a friendly manner and not from being arrested, that could be considered a flex in certain situations

[@outtaspace1566]

@@marcuswilliams5255 yeah but this ain’t it lol

[@drengillespie]

I think I’ve made sandwiches for half the police from the station down the street. I wouldn’t say I know a one of them. At best I’m “sandwich guy.”

[@chocolatechips1776]

Defendant: Your honor, they arrested me on account of some goofy ass shit Judge: Sounds right, you’re free to go

[@reasonableguy9090]

Gavin Newsom: We’ll done judge! George Soros: We’ll done Gavin!

[@Faithintheunseen92]

😂😂😂

[@seanbryant2905]

@@chocolatechips1776 😂😂

[@CharlieBowens-z9e]

@@chocolatechips1776 I almost hit the floor off this one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stephendiamond9893]

Especially if it’s in California or New York. He might just get away with it thanks to Harris

[@Mgsa14]

“If you get stupid your gonna end up getting hurt” “If I get stupid yo momma gonna end up getting hurt” 😂😂 even the cops laughed on that one

[@Bigger-Than-Jesus]

never underestimate the power of a well placed "yo momma"

[@eliteclassicdetailing]

It was the best ` comment come back lol `

[@rozitaazarnia5231]

😂😂😂he is not like criminal by acting funny like that 😂😂😅

[@samwaldorf8777]

they laughed at his stupidity; because, that is an extremely stupid thing to say and makes no sense.

[@jumpinjojo]

*You’re, not your. 🙄

[@IndridCool54]

“You ever been arrested?” “Yeah, a million times!” Now it’s 1,000,001 😂 Drinking and driving dirty!

[@chuckxu5910]

Randy, vote 🗳️ Kamala please

[@nfr333]

@@chuckxu5910 randy will, one of "her" roachez

[@stephenb2276]

You win 😂😂😂😂

[@LunaLighthouse]

@@nfr333yup that’s exactly right lol. They want her to come or any democrat politician so they can roam within city with no consequences.

[@ZILLION4EVER]

@@nfr333 randy died in a police shootout :(

[@carolynclark6243]

Cop pops trunk dude says how'd you do dat...it's been stuck for nine months!! Good one!!

[@neteri8052]

😂😂😂😂

[@ross5839]

Who drives drunk with a backpack full of coke?!?😮

[@cgo7395]

Uhhh drug dealers?

[@georgeelder8415]

You're making sense...

[@ross5839]

@cgo7395 that's a good explanation:)

[@robdedominic8758]

Randy does

[@SidewaysInTraffic]

And a suspended license LOL. You can't make this up.

[@dominickelly3881]

This dude is low key built like Rambo 😂 after he took his jacket off and squared up in the detective room I was thinking it’s over for that cop

[@Stridr3000]

These cops are exceptionally professional and polite, and that makes them more effective. Kudos to them.

[@ceelavee]

Those multiple personalities just popping out left, right, and center.

[@louniece1650]

🤣😂😂🤣😭😫😭😂😂🤣

[@tajj1351]

😂😂😂 I noticed that too 😊

[@larbahmanow2695]

Lmao

[@rockon8174]

Cocaine use causes that.

[@amandadavis2981]

😁😊😁😊😁😁😊😊😁😊😂😂

[@XCHADHIGGINSX]

The cop is a rookie? You're driving around with $100,000 worth of cocaine and handgun in your trunk with an open container, no license, and a loud car with legally questionable tint. You're the rookie.

[@scincedur6224]

50,000 the most

[@dannylgriffin]

Nah, back window tint isn't regulated, or barely depending on state. Just front windows. I went looking at new 2025's on the lot last week and I couldn't see in the back windows they were so dark!

[@David-eo4zw]

In my area all the drug dealers drive in BMW's with loud exhausts and excessive tint and will always be stopped. I always wondered why they don't drive in these super family looking cars like a FIAT Multipla or something. My friend drives one of those BMW's and he always gets stopped, me on the other hand drive this Toyota Yaris grandma mobile and police have never stopped me.

[@Hobinator17]

​@@David-eo4zw how many fiat multiplas do you see on a daily basis? It's one of the ugliest cars ever produced and would grab everyone's attention. I would suggest a rav4 or honda civic

[@Nba7yt]

Fr why do they always choose the goofball 40 year old with no license to drive 😭 Jits 17 year old newly licensed nephew would be less sus.

[@neykodimov2786]

This guy reminds me of Martin Lawrence in National Security 😂

[@doubled5927]

Driving reckless with illegal drugs, gun, no license, no insurance, No registration bad attitude and no damn sense. He’s the goofy one😂😂😂

[@ShannonBartkowicz]

He is funny too lol

[@josesantizo4432]

It’s the only way to do. You think he’d do something like that sober? lol

[@stevenbaker8903]

He just a crash dummy anyways as you can see

[@jnxythemouse]

Witcha goofy ass

[@wolfdruidrose]

Let's not forget the possession of a firearm and ammo without a foid card lol

[@TheMoonRulesNo1]

I'll never understand people transporting drugs while disobeying minor traffic laws.

[@kneel1]

while drinking open container, had weed ready to be rolled up, gun and backpack full of C in the trunk. What could possibly go wrong?

[@mtb416]

Most criminals aren’t Hannibal Lector. They’re stupid. I’d be amazed if this loser reads at a 6th grade level.

[@marywright8612]

That's why they call it dope.

[@tonyaparrish5678]

Same. drugs and guns don't mix one or the other lol Also wear seatbelt, don't speed, have legit tags registration insurance license...get me. He won't being smart at all much less with the tint open container bad driving lol this foo

[@5Cats]

Because they themselves are almost always on those drugs too, eh?

[@remotelyanonymous]

Threatening to knock out a cop is such goofy behavior. Like it doesn’t make you look “cool” or “tough” if anything, you look dumb

[@tremakaveli4842]

Cops threaten people all the time guess cause they’re cops its alright.

[@sampsqwantch4612]

Ikr like protecting your manhood shouldn't matter at that point

[@remotelyanonymous]

@@sampsqwantch4612 right!! Like that should be the least of your worries.

[@jethro1963]

Notice how respectable he was to the big cop

[@jonavuka]

funniest thing it wasnt the same guy he was mad at LMAO

[@nosihctadraner2475]

"I ain't sliding sh*t off. 😒 Take my sh*t off." "Ok sit down so I can take em off" "You not takin sh*t off" 😂😂

[@hunterjones9822]

Leave Cat Williams Alone!

[@juliesheart1234]

😂

[@ghostofarockstar]

I swear he reminded me of him too lol

[@stansbruv3169]

That’s the BIG Katt Williams then.

[@sarahhibbard4845]

😂😂

[@Puddycat00]

😂😂😂lol

[@sirjudge5055]

PRO TIP: Don't roll dirty when you have a trunk full of prison sentences.

[@j2323j]

@@sirjudge5055 fools swear they are untouchable

[@NuCkInFuTs1]

He just couldn't resist, thought he was the Don Dada of Chi-town er somethin.. 😂

[@sirjudge5055]

@Dirtbag_Deluxe I spent 3 weeks in the main county jail in Chicago waiting on my people to post a 200k bond (big weed case). Lots if really ignorant people in that place.

[@jmz2144]

Why don't gangs/dealers have whiteys doing their drug runs? They definitely won't be driving drunk

[@LesCunliffe]

😅

[@dacypher22]

"I never get caught slippin" Has a long arrest record for slipping almost every time he did something illegal

[@arthurrose8241]

Slippin’ Jimmy.

[@dacypher22]

@@arthurrose8241 Dude could go pro at slippin

[@waynehand4600]

😂😂

[@SpaceDad42]

Don’t talk like those trash people.

[@Skinslyfe]

@@SpaceDad42What the fuck are you on about? Take your meds

[@joserose2046]

They gave this criminal way too much respect.. threatening a cop like that huh ????

[@davidowens9348]

Gotta say this felt like a Dave Chappelle skit 😂 dude made me laugh

[@kellycuckoo3143]

Literally felt the same way😂

[@mykillmatic]

@@kellycuckoo3143 haha it for real did

[@HimmyButler229]

@@davidowens9348 Man I was rolling 😂

[@meanmuggedfrog]

Exactly why there is no more Chappell show smdh

[@meanmuggedfrog]

Exactly why there is no Chappell show any longer…message

[@beatleographer_10-51]

Moral of the story: Dont drink and hold 30 years in your trunk.

[@MariaRivera-e8j]

@@beatleographer_10-51 🤗🤣 Good one!! Your post should have thousands of likes!!! 👍🏼😊

[@jonburrows2684]

@@MariaRivera-e8jhe ain’t donuffin dough

[@rutetute2763]

@@beatleographer_10-51 30 years in your trunk...hahhaa!! Love it!

[@beatleographer_10-51]

@@MariaRivera-e8j Thank you!

[@beatleographer_10-51]

@@rutetute2763 Thanks a bunch!

[@ginoasci]

Thank you for taking this mess off the streets. He told the rookie he was goofy but got himself stuck with the handcuffs and couldn’t move or stand up and had to walk hunched over. Who’s the goofy now.

[@Goldenfish-o5p]

He kno he be out or getting it easy in jail, either way hes prob got mo on streets fr..

[@kommisar.]

"Goofy".... The lingo of these ghetto thugs is awful.

[@CyberSystemOverload]

@@Goldenfish-o5p How much time did you save by typing "kno" instead of "know"

[@JoexWalsh]

They released him shortly after and he shot and killed 2 people before he was killed in a police shootout.

[@J-brrr]

Didn’t realize how jacked dude was until he took his jacket off, cop must of been shitting himself

[@Killthebatman87]

@@J-brrr so because he’s jacked means he can fight? 😂

[@J-brrr]

@@Killthebatman87 no but size in fights matters. That why the ufc has weight classes. If can fight just a little he’s dangerous. Also judging by what he’s doing and how he’s acting he’s probably been to state prison before. You have to fight there, I know from experience, so yeah I’d assume he’d smash that cop he was yelling at in a 1 on 1

[@DAtlanta3804]

Same haha. That caught me off guard lol.

[@wavdv1999za]

@@J-brrr probs not, the cop is armed🤣

[@cbus12ll27]

I didn't understand why the took the hand cuffs off

[@Oksobasically2]

Holy shit no bond? Thats a welcome surprise

[@dand8282]

IL doesn't do cash bond anymore; guppies go, sharks stay.

[@joshuawidener8407]

If anyone deserves no bond, it's him

[@wojapi7538]

must have been the pewpews that did it. They hate the 2nd Amendment in Illinois

[@SquidGains]

No kidding, im always shocked by how low most bonds are for anyone on these types of channels. Dude will lead cops on a highspeed chase for an hour through the highway in a stolen vehicle, crash into bystanders then get a comically low bond set.

[@snewp_e2139]

@@SquidGains most chases I watch usually end with the suspect either surrendering, the police catching up, or the suspect dying (either by crashing or by gunshots). They dont ever crash into bystanders

[@partyboycs6086]

Was anyone else dying when he got stuck and was walking around bent over like that lmaooo he's just getting ready for prison 🤣

[@hotsh20t74]

🤣🤣🤣

[@free-tx8jg]

I was more concerned with what he hidden in his pants. The fact he had slipped his cuffs was messing with his pants while cuffed and the gun case with no gun in it made me think he had a firearm hidden.

[@dd___dc]

Ready 2 get spooned 🤔🤔🤣😭

[@dd___dc]

​@@free-tx8jgyea that's wat I was thinking probably kicked it under the front seat

[@jtheman6369]

Bro was kinda jacked I doubt he’d have problems in prison tbh

[@SoDidWii]

Lucky girl he was about to visit...

[@capitaldelusion8518]

some weird shit to say

[@SoDidWii]

@@capitaldelusion8518 You missed the satire, Mr. Delusional.

[@ThatCrazyRCGuy67]

@@SoDidWii Shes a keeper.

[@morganevans4145]

Uh ​@@SoDidWii

[@big12ref2]

Some coal burning coke addict

[@Infiniti-Benz]

Imagine being an adult & talking like this? Dudes got the brain of a 6th grader. 1 minute in & i'm shaking my head.

[@idigress7865]

Reminds me of juveniles i worked with in substance abuse.

[@QuadriviumNumbers]

I hate the way they speak! Sassy, camp, profane and illiterate but they think it's cool!

[@chocolatechips1776]

“Randy, RAN-D-Y” 🤣

[@Goldenfish-o5p]

​@@QuadriviumNumbers well.. they must be smarter than the cops since he got around with dat a million and 1 time now 😅..

[@Ontheroxxwithsalt]

Average sub-saharan IQ is 68. A geographical change doesn't change anything.

[@lucidreams421]

I can't help to think this man wanted to get caught.

[@sks220]

Wonder why he gets arrested all the time, he seems like such a productive member of society.

[@llotts0pns]

Reverand Randy is what they call him back in Chicago, maybe.

[@MADmosche]

🤣

[@mT_atvF5KCVHlk]

He drives an Audi. What do you drive?

[@IsaacMSingleton1]

He *drove an Audi, it's now someone else's courtesy of an auction 😂​@@mT_atvF5KCVHlk

[@boom_911]

​@mT_atvF5KCVHlk Drove* an Audi. He not driving anywhere now.

[@Joeydiazisthecomedystoreweinst]

*suspect nervous ticks* "Hey dont do that" Cop difuses the awkardness with "Thats kinda sick pop man im not gonna lie" that cop was the smoothest i ever seen damn😂😂😂

[@jaypea752]

Telling a cop he’s a rookie as you drink and drive with coke and a firearm is wild

[@royhoequist8846]

On a suspended license in an uninsured vehicle on top of that. It’s like he was begging to go back to prison.

[@wingstop7021]

Am I trippin or did he somehow not get a dui because of the coke possession? 😂

[@jaypea752]

@@wingstop7021open container doesn’t necessarily mean you’re driving under the influence

[@wingstop7021]

@@jaypea752 and that’s fair but in the same scenario with a open container I feel like any other person who wasn’t in possession of a large amount of coke would more than likely be considered driving under the influence.. And that’s funny anyone would argue against that because even the cops even said during the video they know he’s under the influence of at least weed

[@kendrawaddams3174]

But 'Rookie! Rookie!' (ad nauseum) is the go-to insult for criminal morons. It's all they have; don't take that away from them. It's a bit cruel, don't you think?

[@chocolatechips1776]

In all seriousness, the policemen did an AMAZING JOB! God bless you all!!!

[@ericpratt984]

Yeah, it's a good thing people back in the 1700's have put God's law into effect and they're still being followed. Or else this world would be even more corrupt...

[@jamess8696]

God didn't bless them, they were just doing their job. Also there is no little spirit in the sky. No need to make this about religion. Only 31% of the world even believe in Christianity.

[@ericpratt984]

@@jamess8696 Well Jesus did say more people go to Hell than Heaven.

[@chocolatechips1776]

Okay bot 😂 Nothing you say will make me abandon my faith in Christ. He has done so much for me. He has healed me, saved me, and given me life in abundance!

[@showwhite7320]

@@chocolatechips1776 I don't mean to insult you because I used to believe as well. Take a course on bible history. Stop and actually read it. You'll realize how absurd the book is. It's about an invisible flying man in the sky who watches over people. Talking snakes and donkeys. Wizards. Humans are made out of mud. If Cain and Abel were the first kids of Adam and Eve, where did their wives come from? You'll realize how absurd the whole thing is. The Bible has a net negative impact on our society because it encourages poor critical thinking. For centuries, science refused to admit the Sun revolved around the Earth even though there was solid evidence because of the bible.

[@texicanjc]

“That’s a totally different guy” 🤣 he was ready to knock the wrong one out 🤣 9:33

[@tropciol]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@wallythewondercorncake8657]

Please, dude couldn't even knock his own reflection out in a fight against his mirror.

[@MorganBF1]

@@wallythewondercorncake8657you can tell he’s one of those muscular dudes that can’t fight. It’s like watching Ron from jersey shore stumbling around lol

[@deathbycookies]

@@MorganBF1 all top heavy with little legs... like koolaid XD

[@Poodie410]

@@wallythewondercorncake8657he would knock your block off lol stop the lies

[@75PERCENTCOPPER]

Once this guys out of prison he's gonna change his ways, I just know it.

[@RichieRich7339]

❤ I have faith, give him a $20 bond too. Don't block his opportunities to walk free

[@tonywood3660]

Yeah, he's going to drive safely when working in the pharmaceuticals industry again....

[@4465Vman]

with that much cocaine he could be getting a very very long sentence!!

[@RichieRich7339]

@@tonywood3660 He's what we call a 'freelance pharmaceutical representative' Very homeopathic route of medicine

[@k_a_bizzle]

He’s going to become an ordained minister, a neurosurgeon, and a condensed matter physicist. For a hobby, he will join the Yale rowing team. Otherwise, you can find him at the local Goodwill donating the literal shirt off his back, and then stitching a new one with sustainable, ethically-sourced hemp.

[@Noah-qs3rq]

The Cuffs getting stuck and the officer going "Your goin in like this" 🤣🤣

[@roro-v3z]

😂😂😂

[@monroethegreat7539]

I never understood why people drive stupid when they have a car full of Guns and Drugs

[@KevinRichards-my5oj]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

[@rockon8174]

He is on drugs! Drugs cause brain damage!!!

[@megarth1]

@@williamrose7184I was going to call him dimwitted, but close enough. Lol

[@simonstuddert-kennedy8854]

@@megarth1 Actually, if you were to do IQ tests of the entire U.S. population of voting age, I STRONGLY suspect that the Trump supporting segment would come in at well below (on average) the Democratic leaning part of the population which tends to be better educated - much better educated. In fact, it’s been my observation that Trump’s acolytes have trouble even stringing together two consecutive grammatically correct sentences in standard English. As for the foolish criminal in this video, I doubt he even votes.

[@RobBot34]

@@williamrose7184 that makes no sense.

[@bakercarl8518]

Thank goodness I gave that game up. Today clean sober , granddaddy I knitted this sweater for you ❤.

[@ResidentialCentersofAmerica]

I live up the street. Moments later, I'm not from here; I'm using my map, can't you see?

[@reallifefiasco]

To be fair he did say he moved there 6 months ago 😂😂 But that every cop knows me mean in 6 months of being there he's caused heckin heck! Ha

[@MariaRivera-e8j]

@@reallifefiasco heckin heck! Good one!!! 😂😂

[@Book-bz8ns]

There's a point where bad choices and being plain stupid meet up. He went way past stupid.

[@Fitkid7672]

Good thing criminals are dumb right?

[@Teddy31976]

But he has a great body 😊

[@Book-bz8ns]

@@Teddy31976 yes. Plenty of time to do push ups in jail

[@craigstahl1874]

"We don't catch the smart ones." -- every cop

[@AllYouHaveToDoIsBeHonest]

Just out of curiosity, what race was the vioIent criminaI?

[@mrbisshie]

Imagine having a suspended license, and driving around with 100grand+ worth of cocaine in your trunk. lol

[@drfranks1158]

@@mrbisshie never once been caught doing that.

[@MrWhitelightning73]

I’m one of the dumb ones. I work for a living so I could never afford a fancy car like that 😂

[@haydn-db8z]

That would have been a great line for this perp to "overhear."

[@Papito_Cortez]

YOU JUST TRYED TO! aight le mi up! Nou! 😂 Love this policeman

[@SnailSandwich]

The little bent-over walk was so good I with I could like the video twice.

[@gin2064]

hahahahaha it got me rolling

[@OneBadAssMoMo]

1) I ain’t got it 2) I live up the street 3) I ain’t from here …..well, he’s off to a damn good start 😂

[@robertk2007]

😂

[@charlieg6913]

😂

[@rickkcir2151]

Rather than tell one good lie,,he opted for multiple bad ones in quick succession

[@mrbisshie]

I also have a suspended license, so I'll drive with 100grand+ worth of cocaine in my car! What could possibly go wrong?!

[@madmommy]

Don’t forget “it’s in my other bag”

[@123blakeryan]

Not gonna lie he’s surprisingly calm and reasonable for a guy who’s probably about to serve the rest of his life in prison.

[@oneanddone7992]

He has no reason not to be calm. Police, prison, courts, fines, probation officers and court-appointed lawyers, are as germane to his life as work, family, and friends are to normal people. Do you freak out each time you go to work? Then why should he when _he_ goes to his work?

[@bwofficial1776]

He'll get some of his charges pled down or dismissed and be out in a couple of years.

[@wisdommakubile2127]

The henny is keeping him calm

[@farzana6676]

This is in a liberal state with liberal prosecutors and liberal judges. So this dude will be out in a couple years. Would have been a different story if it was a red state.

[@oneanddone7992]

@@farzana6676 Which red states are safe?

[@Chillvibes-007]

If I get stupid yo momma gon get hurt 😂

[@MontanaDior]

Randy is low-key funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😮‍💨

[@Chosen.24]

😂😂😂😂

[@cookie63079]

Sounds like katt williams or eddie griffin

[@Telamakis]

But if you have more than 20 brain cells he's really not

[@_Kyprioth_]

Him walking into the station like that after calling everyone else ‘goofy’. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Fuck. If that clip doesn’t destroy his street cred, nothing can 😅

[@Duke_Bootee24]

Him saying he’s from Chicago was the first indication of crime lol😅

[@kerbygator]

🤣

[@rich8307]

😭

[@Nebnub]

As a Chicagoan you’re correct 😅

[@Zargabaath]

@@Nebnub Yuuuup. So glad to be out tbh. I lived closer to the North side, but it was a still a shitshow.

[@atheistleopard2484]

yeah chicongo is 💀

[@Notou-iz2uc]

This makes me appreciate law enforcement even more than I already did.

[@Thesans_Gamer]

Real

[@Thesans_Gamer]

I remember a police officer who drove past me and i waved and he waved back

[@Thesans_Gamer]

I was happy

[@racingsponga]

I live up the street, Im not from around here

[@breadboy193]

You've never heard of moving to a new city huh?

[@jakehix8132]

When people say "go back to where you came from" when talking to people outside of their own home.... did you think they meant just go back inside it's going to rain soon?

[@dolorousjohn5499]

Those things aren't mutually exclusive, dude said he was from Chicago.

[@LOVEisACTIONABLE]

How come they always going to there house and they live up the street with no license and insurance

[@LOVEisACTIONABLE]

​@@breadboy193I see that's your victim go to story. Hopefully they catch yo bum ass next homie g

[@hollydennison159]

A man like that, with a History like that, is an EXTREME Danger to the community. Minimum of 20 years behind bars. Not to mention the open containers and DUI.

[@atheistleopard2484]

you call THIS a 'man'? ? ? ? this is nothing but the half-way point from orrorin man to homosapien sapien. if you can connect the dots, he was just cooked online too.

[@mancinidesignbuild]

Democrats will Let Him Loose!

[@Preview43]

He's too far gone. We don't need him loose in society EVER.

[@ronnielister1023]

That's what he is getting to football numbers 🏈🏈🏈

[@shiftxops8811]

@@atheistleopard2484you felt real cool typing this huh

[@drumline17]

Watching him try to shuffle bent over with the cuffs stuck behind his knees lmfaooo

[@dm6187]

Practicing for prison I guess. SMH. All he had to do was get the coke to it's destination safely but he couldn't help himself 🤣🤣

[@TROOPERfarcry]

"Why I gotta raise it down for you for?" He murdered English.

[@BuffaloWarrior7]

That should have been an additional charge

[@alexandergunaka666]

I hear plug it out all the time now

[@HollieMoodie]

He is stoned out of his mind.

[@bloxxer02]

Finally a good judge. Hes a repeated criminal, and he is dangerous. Didnt deserve bond and the judge knew that

[@willspann9894]

Why would you be riding around, drunk and high with all that work and guns in the car?! WTH! He was the real rookie 😅

[@skaetur1]

1. You drunk. 2. You high. 3. She fine as hell.

[@Unmaleable]

@willspann9894 Probably was on his way home from a pickup. Him saying he was going to see a girl was a lie in hopes the cops would say "What!! Cool go get that! Have a nice night!!"

[@danmahon127]

"oh boyzzz! We just hit the jackpot!" 😂 Party back at the station boys!

[@nicksname26]

Dude was the most resistant but most chillist suspect ever🤣🤣bro would be arguing then the next minute be like "nah you good"

[@quant_solutions]

Always offended but never ashamed

[@Frequency47]

Catholic priests 🤫

[@PayneInTheExotics]

99% of the time they pick one cop to hate while they’re cool w the others. I’ll never understand.

[@PapaC-o9b]

that guy would lose a battle of IQ's with a glass of water. well done guys.

[@rosalynjeffery9510]

😂😂😂

[@JxstinTalks]

@@PapaC-o9b 🤣🤣🤣

[@Concretelicker]

Bet his car is nicer than yours

[@yaboimax6356]

He definitely has been to prison before. They should get a search warrant for where he lives and find the rest of those guns.

[@wintersbattleofbands1144]

They don't live anywhere, that's why they all use the word "stay" now. Like when you stay at a hotel.

[@jonathanbulluck5244]

Wow smh , just watch the content please.

[@KevinL-ws4if]

He also verbally threatening the cop should they not habe added that charge?

[@4465Vman]

i think with that much coke hes gonna get a huge sentence so threatening a cop will be a minor amount of time compared to what hes gonna get for the coke

[@RM-nd7gn]

Hell get him for the dark window also.

[@gamersplaygroundliquidm3th526]

sticks and stones, the cops are not 5 years old 😂 😂

[@mrbisshie]

@@gamersplaygroundliquidm3th526 It's still illegal to threaten a cop, but that guy is screwed anyway. lol

[@GodDragonLich]

@@gamersplaygroundliquidm3th526does not matter. It is a crime to threaten people.

[@GUH_0-DTE]

dude got a sleeper build. Thought he was built like Kat williams until he took off his jacket lmao

[@heebiejeebsies]

"why yall actin goofy" says the dude who tries to run away twice, once in handcuffs 💀

[@brianb99]

Anyone using goofy or bruh during a traffic stop should be cited immediately 😂 *Also add in "my anxiety"! 😂

[@Chaschperli]

"every police officer knows me" is nothing to be proud of

[@MyronTheProfessor]

@@Chaschperli well if you are a black man obeying the law you are going to have a lot of interactions with the police. You are extremely narrow minded lol

[@1dayullsee]

“if I get stupid yo momma gon’ get hurt” 😂😂😂 this dude gotta be a cartoon

[@elcompanimo9434]

😂😂💯💯💀💀

[@Slimothy_James]

Acting tough only because he knows he's on camera.

[@KaileyLively]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pauli2169]

Hahahaha😂 this guy has to be the stupidest drug dealer in the US. Transporting coke while you are drunk ? I have no words.

[@DavidJones-ey6ie]

This guys is a genius, in his own mind. If we didn't have idiots running our country this guy would be locked up for life.

[@OuttaTown91]

Why would he be locked up for life? He’s not a killer

[@ericheick7044]

You mean the habitual felon with a gun driving drunk? Maybe youll feel different when this person takes out your family in a DUI accidnet ​@@OuttaTown91

[@magicalpencil]

Acting aggressive to the smaller cop, but then completely subservient to the big cop 😂 this guy was all sorts of crazy

[@Nbvvzz]

@@magicalpencil dude feels straight out of a skit😹

[@jxswu3224]

​@@Nbvvzz Hollywood should hire him

[@Xspooks-qp3tz]

😂😂😂😂

[@darknismo398]

Katt williams on steroids 😂😂😂

[@CreationSGame01]

Facts.

[@colinyandon6137]

Katt Williams on cocaine!

[@Mattropolis97]

A pimp named slickback

[@TyCinnamon-s1d]

😂😂😂

[@laughs150]

And with leg extensions

[@isaacs9686]

Man’s funny as hell

[@cameronjones3685]

“How you do that?” “Thats kind of a cool pop not gonna lie” 😂 I don’t think he realized checking the trunk is part of a car search 😂

[@Ruder6163]

That might have been an illegal search, although it sounded like he did give consent but it was kind of vague. The open container would have given the officer probable cause to search the inside of the vehicle but not the trunk.

[@samwaldorf8777]

@@Ruder6163 BS; PC to search a vehicle INCLUDES the trunk. i see you're about as bright as randy when it comes to laws.

[@Ruder6163]

@@samwaldorf8777 I don’t understand why the insults are necessary, clearly you’re not well read on case law. His probable cause for the search was based on the open container in the front cup holder. As per Arizona vs Gant, the officer would only have the right to search the immediate area around the suspect, that would not include the trunk. The officer didn’t necessarily ask the suspect for consent either, he basically said, “the open container gives me the right to search the car” and the suspect responded with something along the lines of “go ahead”. It wasn’t clear or precise request, it was more so the officer telling the suspect what he’s allowed to do and the suspect acknowledging that. There’s a possibility that everything found in the trunk could be ruled inadmissible.

[@samwaldorf8777]

@@Ruder6163 even if you think that BS would fly, they were still going to arrest him. then they would have had a dog sniff the car.

[@Ruder6163]

@@samwaldorf8777 It’s always funny when people like yourself insult someone’s intellect when you don’t have the slightest clue what you’re talking about. Go read up on Arizona vs Gant and get back to me. The open container would have only given the officers probable cause to search the inside of the vehicle. They popped the trunk before placing him under arrest so the vehicle was not yet considered impounded. The only way they could legally open the trunk is if the driver gave them consent or they were impounding the vehicle. You cant impound the vehicle until the suspect is arrested which wasn’t the case here. This guy has a decent shot at getting off on a technicality.

[@thealrightestguitarist9135]

Pro tip: if you're carrying around a half pound of coke in the trunk, try leaving the open bottle of booze back home.

[@IsaacMSingleton1]

Can't have a half open bottle if you don't drink half while driving tho

[@ThraxxAddict]

@@IsaacMSingleton1 yea i was finna say he was already drunk atp lmao

[@topspot4834]

dude must've thought the tint was gonna make him invincible

[@wintersbattleofbands1144]

To be fair, it was 0.796596292 pounds of coke. 🙂 My 2nd grade kid sells that much in a week.

[@davidmende4438]

I'd bet the cavity search really pissed him off.

[@robgau2501]

Goofy? He's really got his insult game on.

[@2200Stinger]

Their vocabulary can only cover about 50 words. That one has recently gained prominence. But like most words they attempt to use, it’s often used incorrectly.

[@hoogabooga9736]

"if i get stupid yo mama gonna get hurt" I kinda liked him, he was funny....was cool when he perceived he was being treated well....

[@kjvmsc]

@@2200Stinger lol. say who you're talking about with your chest, little man

[@2200Stinger]

@@kjvmsc I can't. They'll remove the comment so there is no point. I'll give you a hint: starts with an "N" rhymes with figures.

[@NottRoyals]

tell me you're white and racist without telling me you're white and racist

[@Brooklyn-9117]

He knew he wasn't gettin away 😂 "im done .. let me up .. whatever" lmfao

[@severianthefool7233]

Driving around with no license, no registration, an open bottle of Hennessy, loose weed, an unlicensed gun in the trunk.. almost like this man wanted to get arrested. Oh and the 100k in coke.

[@BryonYoungblood]

No kidding! Also shows his brain ain’t quite ripe too….

[@plicketyplunk]

😂😂😂

[@MrJames-tw3so]

How can we forget the coke eh? The whole thing strange to me since you gotta make a few good moves to get that much blow together yet he handled it like he walked into a police station with it, very strange indeed.

[@BryonYoungblood]

@@MrJames-tw3so And you also gotta wonder who the hell Randy was gonna potentially sell it too?